You've never truly played Garry's Mod until you get killed by someone driving a 1981 Ford F-150 whilst you are Jedi Master Gordon Freeman, who has no glasses and a stare that sees into souls.
You also haven’t truly played until it’s you in the car who’s killing Jedi masters, until one of them uses to force to place a nuke in front of your car which you accidentally activate.
Tournament idea: the shortstop shove-out, winner gets a collector’s shortstop It should essentially work as a sumo wrestling contest, where the person who gets knocked out of the ring looses
So I decided to check out the crackmobile's workshop page. As of right now; 1522 unique visitors, 853 current subscribers, 158 current favorites, and the second most popular discussion thread is the IRS trying to get Sam to talk about his tax returns. God I love this community.
Wait you're telling me that poll on which games you should hypothetically play wasn't hypothetical? We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled.
6:05 yeah fall damage feels a bit odd, one moment you fall off a 30 story building with scratches, the other you fall off a 3 story church and every bone in your body is broken.
Well well well, you found me... if you have been paying attention to the stream chat in the beggining, i said i would be here, well, im a man of my word, so, congrats! You have found me!
The only thing that keeps me going back to garrys mod is the addons. I can play half life 2 campaign while haveing COD modern warfare weapons, have halo marine allies, a toy pig, A a minecraft weapon that places blocks, and two dozen different bombs and rockets.
I usually use Gmod like most people do SFM, it's easier and just as good imo, yeah there's some things sfm can be better for like better graphics and animating but for smol brain people like me who don't have the slightest clue how sfm works Gmod is the perfect thing for you Or you could do what Sammy did here and just use it as the wacky sandbox world like almost everyone else lol, 10/10 so good I forgot this is a UA-cam comment and not a steam review
Gmod: Best enjoy without braincells. Amazing how this thing is used as both a form of art and animation, and then just as an excuse to become an actual monke.
Tip:you can increase your health using some hp items to rocket jump without dying edit: I HAVE MADE CR@CKMOBIL3 2.0 BUT I CANNOT PUBLISH IT it uses a blue cart and hoverballs that is it
Gimic idea jag with a mini: by equipping gunslinger and building a mini sentry but not placing it you can switch to the jag and touch the resupply locker to build a mini with the jag
![[TF2] STUPID Fast Demoknight](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cayP9r6JAfM/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Garry's Mod] Getting Terrorized by Insane NPCs - Sandbox Shenanigans](/img/n.gif)
Hey Peter what are you doing
Crack
What the f-
First
Crack moment
drugs.
i agree
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You've never truly played Garry's Mod until you get killed by someone driving a 1981 Ford F-150 whilst you are Jedi Master Gordon Freeman, who has no glasses and a stare that sees into souls.
You've never truly played gmod untilyou get spawncamped by a lot of watermelons
THE FORD F-150
The Ford F-150, can handle anything as long as it isn't the incredible hul-
You also haven’t truly played until it’s you in the car who’s killing Jedi masters, until one of them uses to force to place a nuke in front of your car which you accidentally activate.
@@topminator1667That is 100 percent true.
Fun fact: enabling realistic fall damage makes fall damage realistic
THE ADVACED CONTROLS MAKE CONTROLS MORE *ADVANCED*
*WHAT*
*REAL!?*
Fun fact: using cheat means you're billy Michal
Tournament idea: the shortstop shove-out, winner gets a collector’s shortstop
It should essentially work as a sumo wrestling contest, where the person who gets knocked out of the ring looses
Perfect
is collectors shortstop even possible? if so, strange prof ks collectors is poggers
@@AnnaSue81 i don’t think u can get a strange collectors version of an item
you can use strangifers on collectors items
Its steven universe guy holy crap lois
So I decided to check out the crackmobile's workshop page.
As of right now; 1522 unique visitors, 853 current subscribers, 158 current favorites, and the second most popular discussion thread is the IRS trying to get Sam to talk about his tax returns.
God I love this community.
And also all of the replies afterwards is just the word NUTS
Those are words I’d never thought I would hear
2:47 I did not expect a reference to a book about prejudice in the great depression in a frickin gmod video
Everytime Sam says "Crackmobile" the Batman intro theme plays in my head
Nananananana CRACKMAN *picture of trollos*
TO THE CRACKMOBILE!
i love how he references soundsmiths gmod videos
"I don't know how to turn"
-Crackhead driving a car in a school zone. 11/12/2021
Oh no
watching during english class, talking about chapter 3 of mice and men and you said the "tell me bout the rabbits, lennie" and i almost lost it
To me gmod is like a human shaped simulation of dark elder gods doing what ever it is they do. Killing each other, creating all sorts of things.
Literaly everybody else: hospital
Germany: KRAKENHAUS
Now all we need is the [[KROMER COPTER]]
I hate you but that’s genius
No WHE NEED THE SPANTON CHOPPER [[BIG SHOT]]
Trollos Tank.
@@bsdrhyan2199 kromer copter is better imo
@@bat6684 how we are goin to ger the kromer chopper wit out spanton chopper we dont have crack
5:46 Plane is thirsty
2:20 I have this same memory too. I remember something to do with Kick Butfoeski.
2:33 i saw the dead guy as a moai
"We're not going anywhere"
Proceeds to garrys mod physics glitch into three seperate alternate timelines
10:13 I mean if you say so, hello everyone, also thx for the shoutout Lul
Wait you're telling me that poll on which games you should hypothetically play wasn't hypothetical?
We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled.
6:05 yeah fall damage feels a bit odd, one moment you fall off a 30 story building with scratches, the other you fall off a 3 story church and every bone in your body is broken.
Neat, the video referenced at 2:32 was actually my 2nd recommended video while watching this.
Nice to see a new upload. I was feeling down and this made my day
Ah yes, you wouldn’t know anything about the man who crashed into that tower, would you sam?
Wait until he finds out the absolute infinity that is the Workshop downloads for this game...
Well well well, you found me... if you have been paying attention to the stream chat in the beggining, i said i would be here, well, im a man of my word, so, congrats! You have found me!
Y’know
Having deliberately left that in just to see if it would bear fruit
I was expecting just a little more, and I’m just a little disappointed 🗿
yooo let’s go
I looked at chat for .2 picoseconds and saw this.
I am extremely disappointed.
First video I saw was the engineer sentry cosmetic one, your vids are mad entertaining.
Same
"Freddy Fazbear is my spirit animal"
-someone in a scary map
also nice coc-
The word Gmod make me happy and the word crack makes me even happier
2:45 I love the book of mice and men :D Good book, would recommend.
The only thing that keeps me going back to garrys mod is the addons. I can play half life 2 campaign while haveing COD modern warfare weapons, have halo marine allies, a toy pig, A a minecraft weapon that places blocks, and two dozen different bombs and rockets.
My school just watched Mice Of Men, and the Lenny death reference was not expected
I use to be a Gmod admin and I can say you're playing pretty much as smart as the majority of the player base.
1:23 - that what she said
10:35 “when I figure out Garry’s Mod”
But you already have.
5-10years later you will look at this and remember good times
hell yea commentary number 10
is nice
I like the references to SoundSniff TF2
2:17
Ah yes, the settle nod to SoundSmith, very nice
This is what chat would've done with their *"infinite wisdom".*
I usually use Gmod like most people do SFM, it's easier and just as good imo, yeah there's some things sfm can be better for like better graphics and animating but for smol brain people like me who don't have the slightest clue how sfm works Gmod is the perfect thing for you
Or you could do what Sammy did here and just use it as the wacky sandbox world like almost everyone else lol, 10/10 so good I forgot this is a UA-cam comment and not a steam review
Okay there mate, i just wake up, rubbing my eyes, open youtube on mobile, and saw this, and bursted with chuckles
Great morning am havin ay?
Sam, if you want to take more then 10 fall damage enable 'realistic fall damage' the higher you fall the more damage you'll take
Loved. hope have more gmods videos
3:31 WAAAAAAAAH
sam why were you make references to soundsmith gmod videos throughout this video?
once you garrys mod you never go back.
stupidity creates fun and the sheer stupid that can come from garrys mod creates endless ability for fun.
Amazing crackmobile would watch again
I love the constant soundsmith references
I love how half way through they still have not changed there player model and they are both old people
and thus, concludes the legend of the crac mobil.
the soundsmith references are amazing
Love the soundsmith gmod references sam
SAMWIZ PLAYS HOI4 FOR 1500 HOURS, please make a hoi4 vid
Yes to this
YES
Can't wait to see what mods you put on
Samwiz is my new favorite youtuber now
I will gladly pay for more of this
_Tell me about the rabbits, George._
2:31 i think that ,,memory" is i one of garry's mod soundsmith videos ... i think
Nice video Soundsmith 2.0
I hope you play with the
O V E R M I N D
you've learned how to do most these features in one playthrough, ive played for a few weeks and barely know anything
This looks like a fun game.
0:50,Sam, you play hoi4? You have over 1,000 hours on it.
I wasn't expecting that
@@hueylong7989me either
I want to see him play
0:50 never knew mr. samuel wizard was a gravy baby
Gmod: Best enjoy without braincells.
Amazing how this thing is used as both a form of art and animation, and then just as an excuse to become an actual monke.
Bro wtf, I thought you were gonna play half-life Miami
2:23 Nice Soundsmith refrence
Samwiz's new vehicle company: crack mobile™️
Five years of gmod content
The Crackmobile will fly next time
2:47
Just finished reading that story for a class.
G mode
1.5 k hours on HOI4. Never figured you for a map gamer
You should do a competition amongst your friends to see which crackmobi- I mean which bad piggies creation is the best
2:47 NO YOU DIDN'T
I JUST WATCHED OF MICE AND MEN LIKE A WEEK AGO
2:49 I am reading that book in English class (we are on page 10)
Tip:you can increase your health using some hp items to rocket jump without dying edit: I HAVE MADE CR@CKMOBIL3 2.0 BUT I CANNOT PUBLISH IT it uses a blue cart and hoverballs that is it
My man has put 1.5k hours in hoi4 respect
First rule of gmod: Make the most stupid, unusable, half baked creation you can think of
I bought this game in 2016 and been playing ever since
Wait, you have HOI4?
Do the eggman empire mod, lol.
No, Amogus Luxembourg
Kaiserredux too
This is not the canonical crackmobeil. We all know the canon crackmobeil is three wooden boxes with a fan and on wheels
This is the Netflix adaptation
oh boy once you get to the addons
so many steam points gone...
worth it
My boys just soundsmith and bearded expense fuse together with bearded laugh and noisemaker TF2 stupidity
Can't wait 'til Sam finds PAC3 and WIREMOD :3
I'm pretty sure I saw the Crackmobile in an old Flintstones cartoon
Good luck on the finals
2:47, "tell me about the rabbits lennie"
Is it bad i know what that is from
Is that an Audio Artisan reference in my Samwiz1 gmod video? By golly, it really is crackmas
Gimic idea jag with a mini: by equipping gunslinger and building a mini sentry but not placing it you can switch to the jag and touch the resupply locker to build a mini with the jag
Everybody gangsta
Till Sam pulls out the crowbar
TO THE CRACKMOBILE! * batman theme starts but its CRACKMAN *
Get chaser memes
Get nuclear weaponry
Get content
Profit.
I WAS ZOOMED IN ON FOR "The Crackmobile"
This is how "The Spirit of Crackmas" delivers crack
sentro train
All the soundmith references 😂
I can’t believe my creature is back and in g mod now
We need more of this