How Incels Rate Women

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  • @cerspence
    @cerspence  2 роки тому +2253

    Trying to make a movie please send good vibes. Also thanks for watching our stuff. We love you and your taste is above all others in this algorithmic hellscape.

  • @Cherdleys
    @Cherdleys 2 роки тому +10348

    best video i ever seen... 3/10

    • @Tkcb2799
      @Tkcb2799 2 роки тому +168

      Comment quality is not bad but I've seen better. But your verification tick bumps up your score by 2 points. 4/10.

    • @Subbielol
      @Subbielol 2 роки тому +118

      @@Tkcb2799 Reply is great, but can use a little more detail 1/10

    • @RogueSanta
      @RogueSanta 2 роки тому +14

      Space after the ellipses?
      2/10

    • @interestingcommentbut....7378
      @interestingcommentbut....7378 2 роки тому +39

      This comment is a sign of bad genetics

    • @Tkcb2799
      @Tkcb2799 2 роки тому +14

      @@Subbielol Username is overall decent, yet reminds me too much of a Subaru. Yet cute and short name 2/10.

  • @Joel-Haver
    @Joel-Haver 2 роки тому +4388

    The Invention of Facebook (2004, colorized)

    • @eesh
      @eesh 2 роки тому +74

      Actually so true

    • @willmcpherson2
      @willmcpherson2 2 роки тому +34

      Directed by David Fincher

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious 2 роки тому +48

      "I don't know why, they trust me, dumbfucks" -Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook/Meta

    • @Jerbt
      @Jerbt 2 роки тому +5

      You mean Reddit

    • @steven1671
      @steven1671 2 роки тому +1

      Joel "Sex" Haver

  • @noska6877
    @noska6877 2 роки тому +7829

    “She’s the hottest female in the world, no one can top her, 8/10”

    • @babycherry8103
      @babycherry8103 2 роки тому +697

      9/10 is an anime girl, and 10/10 is a 5 yo anime girl who’s a 700 yo demon.

    • @mori4532
      @mori4532 2 роки тому +89

      @@babycherry8103 pretty sure hatsune miku counts as an anime girl

    • @babycherry8103
      @babycherry8103 2 роки тому +181

      @@mori4532 but she’s not in 2D and her pigtails are slightly asymmetrical 7/10

    • @johnwilliams655
      @johnwilliams655 2 роки тому +25

      Impossible since there’s no such thing as a plus sized anime girl.
      Mississippi walmart cashier girl > any anime girl

    • @very7962
      @very7962 2 роки тому +1

      Hatsune Miku… I would let her top me

  • @noahtrimpey4731
    @noahtrimpey4731 2 роки тому +7967

    If a girl never acknowledges your existence she’s automatically a 1/10

    • @DjKryx
      @DjKryx 2 роки тому +68

      If she talks to you, but does not suck you off after you exchange three sentences, she is -3/10

    • @zombl337og
      @zombl337og 2 роки тому +15

      might as well be if she wont look at you lmfao

    • @greenpill9567
      @greenpill9567 2 роки тому +5

      Strawman

    • @soundsbykannon
      @soundsbykannon 2 роки тому +13

      Based.

    • @elhombrenft4348
      @elhombrenft4348 2 роки тому +1

      Yes

  • @noaboa5670
    @noaboa5670 2 роки тому +5785

    It’s scary how much of an expert on genetics he is.

    • @noaboa5670
      @noaboa5670 2 роки тому +9

      @Jen Psaki no this is educational.

    • @Gum_Cuzzler
      @Gum_Cuzzler 2 роки тому +32

      He’s probably an amateur phrenologist.

    • @tonyfortier8835
      @tonyfortier8835 2 роки тому +5

      Incels are genetic experts. Even tho they are less than 5,8, their skin is not groomed, bad hairloss.

    • @KyAl111.
      @KyAl111. 2 роки тому +1

      @@tonyfortier8835 all genetic

    • @noflexzone2.055
      @noflexzone2.055 2 роки тому

      @@tonyfortier8835 yes. They are very attuned to bad genetics, specifically because they have them.

  • @jakeel85
    @jakeel85 2 роки тому +3799

    "She's aging, disgusting " 😆

    • @keylanoslokj1806
      @keylanoslokj1806 2 роки тому +140

      how dare she

    • @Takashii85
      @Takashii85 2 роки тому +94

      @@keylanoslokj1806 THE AUDACITY!

    • @jesseshaver2262
      @jesseshaver2262 2 роки тому +9

      Okay let’s see how her matches do, compared to the median male on tinder

    • @jesseshaver2262
      @jesseshaver2262 2 роки тому +12

      @@derrick2251 lmao exactly. Lol at this video acting like it’s men who are the super picky ones, even “muh incels”. It’s literally not true at all.

    • @shisexee
      @shisexee 2 роки тому +34

      @@jesseshaver2262 Men and women are super picky...but then again this video isn't about women.

  • @v.t.7534
    @v.t.7534 2 роки тому +2564

    Damn. Incels judge women harder than gay fashion designers or other women

    • @alessandrajackson3768
      @alessandrajackson3768 2 роки тому +14

      😂😂😂😂

    • @keylanoslokj1806
      @keylanoslokj1806 2 роки тому +71

      at least you admit how harsh women judge

    • @v.t.7534
      @v.t.7534 2 роки тому +1

      @@keylanoslokj1806
      If straight men would judge women like women do, humanity would have gone extinct.
      This is just a harsh truth

    • @keylanoslokj1806
      @keylanoslokj1806 2 роки тому +19

      @@v.t.7534 Yes but women judge men equally harsh

    • @v.t.7534
      @v.t.7534 2 роки тому

      @@keylanoslokj1806 well, men complain about the fact that girls degrades them because of their income, dick size and body size...
      But believe me, towards each other, they are even harsher, but they never show it towards men.
      I mean, I got insulted for not being capable to perform the collarbone challange, lmao. (Google it, biggest bullshit)
      Worse is getting bullied by girls, because they literally isolate you and ruin every aspects of your life if you don't play along or if they are jealous at you (as a woman).
      But I wouldn't call this a real woman, because this is just bratty behavior

  • @fatbus0596
    @fatbus0596 2 роки тому +4809

    Blake's door sounds while walking in and out of Poke's room are incredibly impressive

    • @BlakeRosier
      @BlakeRosier 2 роки тому +15

      (:

    • @MichaelMikeyMike
      @MichaelMikeyMike 2 роки тому +45

      Maybe bc he’s actually done it before? (just speculating)

    • @mortezz1268
      @mortezz1268 2 роки тому +15

      Sounds like Pierre you wanna come out here

    • @tehcardman
      @tehcardman 2 роки тому +3

      This was one of the best parts

    • @kelkeep1467
      @kelkeep1467 2 роки тому +7

      All his acting in this was incredible

  • @TheRenegadeMoose
    @TheRenegadeMoose 2 роки тому +1602

    1:23 - 1:57 is one of the most uncomfortable sequences of anything I’ve ever seen in my life..great acting..I hope

    • @exmo7
      @exmo7 2 роки тому +25

      X Doubt

    • @Folkmoot
      @Folkmoot 2 роки тому +92

      It went on for that long damn

    • @caskaronn
      @caskaronn 2 роки тому

      You're cringe

    • @J_Shingy53
      @J_Shingy53 2 роки тому +53

      And she still got a 3/10. True incel

    • @speedtuumuch995
      @speedtuumuch995 2 роки тому +6

      I literally cringed up

  • @Chlo255
    @Chlo255 2 роки тому +559

    I hooked up with a dude in college once and one day he showed me an Excel spreadsheet he made of women he was attracted to with all their body parts rated. I laughed in the interest of self-preservation, but I never hung out with him again without my pocketknife.

    • @wiredvibe1678
      @wiredvibe1678 2 роки тому +25

      He still got all up in your guts tho?

    • @spaghetto9836
      @spaghetto9836 2 роки тому +12

      Good choice, holy crap.

    • @spaghetto9836
      @spaghetto9836 2 роки тому +84

      @@wiredvibe1678 Kinda inappropriate question, why would you think she'd just answer to a stranger?

    • @wiredvibe1678
      @wiredvibe1678 2 роки тому

      @@spaghetto9836 she allready said they hooked up so not like it's private. Apparently this obsessive looser she slept with is a creepo. 🤷‍♂️ not sure what she needs the pocket knife for... stabbing the creepo she's sleeping with?

    • @youtubesucks2755
      @youtubesucks2755 2 роки тому +15

      @@spaghetto9836 Because she is talking about her "hookup" to stragers?

  • @jker8581
    @jker8581 2 роки тому +2921

    When he talks about Natalie Portman's ear lobes being connected and calling it a genetic defect he's referring to one of the things nazis would call a genetic defect 😂😂😂

    • @babycherry8103
      @babycherry8103 2 роки тому +28

      @Ramon Borlongan most Incels are white supremacists tho. Just look at how the typical chad for them is a tall, blond, blue eyed man.

    • @shadowmakerer
      @shadowmakerer 2 роки тому +6

      You are right... basing attractiveness off of genetic worth is definitely nazism.

    • @RicardoMoralesMassin
      @RicardoMoralesMassin 2 роки тому +3

      perfect incel then

    • @headoftaxreformandpercenta4908
      @headoftaxreformandpercenta4908 2 роки тому +267

      I have attached earlobes and really it is a superior genetic attribute. It cuts down on unnecessary weight, is more aerodynamic and is one less thing to grab onto. I'm simply a more efficient human, and while I don't care much for Natalie Portman, she is too, so for that reason I'd give her extra points.
      .5/10

    • @Moop666
      @Moop666 2 роки тому +5

      @@babycherry8103 chadpreet and Tyrone’s exist too.

  • @KrisHandsome
    @KrisHandsome 2 роки тому +741

    I like how he laughs and says “cut that out” because he doesn’t even want to entertain it as a joke😂😂

    • @Illlium
      @Illlium 2 роки тому +6

      Is it a joke though?

    • @KareemHillJr
      @KareemHillJr 2 роки тому +4

      But then they start fawning over Miku, who is 16.

    • @Zargabaath
      @Zargabaath 2 роки тому +20

      @@KareemHillJr Miku isn't 16 because Miku doesn't exist.

  • @kelkeep1467
    @kelkeep1467 2 роки тому +2013

    I love how Preston has gone from a nerdy kid who looked at sex only for biological reasons to an adult incel and doll boy. A full timeline documentary of Preston Sellig's life would be so awesome.

    • @Sheahova
      @Sheahova 2 роки тому +25

      Lol I like how he went from the most awkward stoner, to crybaby, to all that stuff

  • @Innere_Stille
    @Innere_Stille 2 роки тому +472

    It's humanly impossible to imagine how much willpower it must have cost to record this piece of art

    • @Beatsbasteln
      @Beatsbasteln Рік тому

      i wish i could give you an upvote for this but you arleady have 420

  • @maskgod7
    @maskgod7 2 роки тому +415

    The fact that they stayed so serious for THAT long is impressive

    • @rubygracemw
      @rubygracemw 2 роки тому +5

      and equally worrying

    • @maskgod7
      @maskgod7 2 роки тому

      @@rubygracemw 😳😳😳😳

  • @MrWobbles
    @MrWobbles 2 роки тому +312

    Reddit mod meeting (colorized 2022)

  • @lightbulbmne9511
    @lightbulbmne9511 2 роки тому +949

    I was just thinking randomly this morning about how it's usually the guys who are super isolated and just arent exposed to multiple women in any normal social way that are the ones picking apart womens appearances, personalities and lifes so loudly - worrying about total strangers who are women, as if someone is forcing them to date aalll these women and theyre refusing hahaha. And then a satirical video of one of my fav youtubers about it comes out. Luv u

    • @DjKryx
      @DjKryx 2 роки тому +118

      Dude, Kant wrote about black and "yellow indians" being less of humans even though he never left his city in Prussia and never talked to one. A lot of homophobic guys i know never talked to a gay person. I was lead into not liking americans before i started talking to them. It is harder to not be in a bubble than it might seem, especially because the ideologies survive based on how big of ab echo chamber they have. Priests talk about rising kids like they know anything about it, housewives talk about being a sex worker like they know anything about it. Incels talk about women like they know anything about it.

    • @ncott23161
      @ncott23161 2 роки тому +34

      @Safwaan Totally agree its crazy how many people I work with that just hate furries. They dont really have a solid reason either some say its because they're pedos which I know some are but you could say the same about almost every community especially gaming which they all take part in.

    • @ncott23161
      @ncott23161 2 роки тому +4

      @Safwaan Hit the nail on the head couldnt agree more

    • @ncott23161
      @ncott23161 2 роки тому +2

      @Safwaan Yeah I feel like as time goes on it'll get easier for them although its pretty shitty they're treated the way they are

    • @RollerOfEyes
      @RollerOfEyes 2 роки тому +15

      @Aner Arrate i know the comment wasny directed at me, but it depends on who you ask. Incel has commonly become a derogatory term for misogynistic and judgemental straight/bisexual men on the internet who sit in an echochamber and fantasize about having dominance over a woman in a household setting, and pretend to be celibate on purpose when really they're not social at all and their hurtful views probably reflect woman away from themselves. I included bisexuals because a lot of men who like femboys usually only like femboys because they look as attractive like women but aren't women so they feel a sense of pride avoiding women at all costs.

  • @epicwin2513
    @epicwin2513 2 роки тому +239

    He should’ve analyzed fingers in order to detect prenatal testosterone exposure in order to determine whether it matches the masculinity or femininity of a face. This will allow him to, in turn, decide whether a specimen has genetically weak strength against environmental chemical exposure.

    • @epicwin2513
      @epicwin2513 2 роки тому +23

      @Nick Grace lol just poking fun at incels

    • @sarahfingerhutherbst3730
      @sarahfingerhutherbst3730 2 роки тому +3

      Well, I'm impressed I understood that much hard words :) UA-cam comments are always making me practice english

  • @Athousandson1
    @Athousandson1 2 роки тому +660

    Hottest female in the world, 8/10.

    • @himanbam
      @himanbam 2 роки тому +74

      Obviously a 10/10 would be a male

    • @greenpill9567
      @greenpill9567 2 роки тому +3

      Once a women reaches stacy level no amount of points change beyond 8/10

    • @johnwilliams655
      @johnwilliams655 2 роки тому +3

      Male attractiveness is objective, female attractiveness is subjective.
      To me, Ileana Douglas and Shelley Duvall are near unbeatable looks wise but some guys consider them “average”.
      And regardless of how attractive a man does or does not find a woman, get way he reacts to her is usually the same. There are some guys that think plus sized women are “gross” but if a 500lb girl walks into a bar, you can be guaranteed those same guys will be buying her drinks and hitting on her.

    • @mmmmmmmmmmm10
      @mmmmmmmmmmm10 2 роки тому +15

      @@johnwilliams655 subjectively, your 2 actresses i would rate 3/10 at their prime. I'm guessing 85% of men would rate them 6 or below. Second part of ur comment makes no sense, buying drinks for women you find unnattractive? Never done, never will be. 500lb woman? Noones going for that except feeders. Also male attractiveness is just as subjective as female, some women will find you attractive (if you aren't extremely ugly or obese) and others will not.

    • @johnwilliams655
      @johnwilliams655 2 роки тому

      You’re the Gordon Ramsey of rating girls. Guys that prefer slim girls will still chase that out of sheer desperation.

  • @mowkikowski
    @mowkikowski 2 роки тому +148

    You guys literally just recited a 4chan thread word for word

    • @محمد_عريف
      @محمد_عريف 2 роки тому +1

      It’s more like Reddit

    • @всемпривет-и1щ
      @всемпривет-и1щ 2 роки тому +13

      @@محمد_عريف - what’s the difference between redditors and 4chaners…

    • @Arkain89
      @Arkain89 2 роки тому +3

      @@всемпривет-и1щ the amount of league of legend bans

    • @windws7137
      @windws7137 Рік тому

      qoves content

  • @Sprite_525
    @Sprite_525 2 роки тому +332

    The outtakes of this must be FIRE, we need a bloopers compilation of the last year or so

    • @jub7345
      @jub7345 2 роки тому +7

      You may think that but I feel like the entire vid is outtakes and thats why theyre fire

  • @treverfarted
    @treverfarted 2 роки тому +652

    0:34 this level of acting does not exist. This is in fact, an incel.

    • @matthewgoodman434
      @matthewgoodman434 2 роки тому +11

      good callout! his expression is really good in that shot I missed it the first time

    • @johnwilliams655
      @johnwilliams655 2 роки тому +2

      He looks like one in that he’s unattractive but it doesn’t have the honestly and self awareness of a self proclaimed incel.
      Basically he’s an unattractive male that thinks he can win the approval of attractive people via vilifying other unattractive males.

    • @kelkeep1467
      @kelkeep1467 2 роки тому +3

      @@johnwilliams655 😂 I don't think Blake was thinking that deeply about it

    • @sternchen6077
      @sternchen6077 2 роки тому +1

      @@kelkeep1467 Exactly.. cause a true incel wouldn't have to think about it smh

  • @kornfan45
    @kornfan45 2 роки тому +42

    “She’s aging, disgusting”
    that is scarily accurate

  • @danilovesjelsa1352
    @danilovesjelsa1352 2 роки тому +561

    its so gross seeing all these men in the comments defending the actions of the characters in this video, saying they do it all the time or that its okay. humans have faults, if they're even "faults" in the first place. moles, asymmetrical, extra skin, wrinkles, are all normal parts of life. its simply stupid to assume that people are these air-brushed, animated, perfect beings. and to point out people's "faults" is simply wrong. we don't care how you feel about someone's forehead, or elbow, or ankle. what we care about is that you get help with these issues. and fast.

    • @olivierexe2502
      @olivierexe2502 2 роки тому +8

      I don’t think there’s anything wrong with what they’re doing. I’m not saying it’s right but there isn’t any harm done so it’s not wrong these people just have an unrealistic preference

    • @olivierexe2502
      @olivierexe2502 2 роки тому +6

      I don’t think there’s anything wrong with what they’re doing. I’m not saying it’s right but there isn’t any harm done so it’s not wrong these people just have an unrealistic preference

    • @V10_estate
      @V10_estate 2 роки тому +11

      Cry about it

    • @danilovesjelsa1352
      @danilovesjelsa1352 2 роки тому +125

      @@olivierexe2502 so someone’s a “fat b*tch” for having skin in their armpit? there’s no harm done in that?

    • @danilovesjelsa1352
      @danilovesjelsa1352 2 роки тому +83

      @@V10_estate u think this is okay? explain ur logic.

  • @LAHWF
    @LAHWF 2 роки тому +103

    MORE ROASTING BEAUTIFUL WOMEN

  • @whitemakesright2177
    @whitemakesright2177 2 роки тому +15

    The funniest thing I ever read on an incel forum was a guy talking about being "wristmogged" - he thought he had skinny wrists, and that other guys outclassed him in the social hierarchy because they had thicker wrists.

    • @ekahn
      @ekahn Рік тому +7

      Wristlet cope, I wear Goodyear bracelets and can't fit my arms through revolving doors

  • @alechappito8765
    @alechappito8765 2 роки тому +42

    i was waiting for them to be so dissatisfied at women and ditch rating them and just start making out with each other. 10/10

  • @realericanderson
    @realericanderson 2 роки тому +37

    Those door sounds were on point 10/10 foaley

  • @Crazypixiness
    @Crazypixiness 2 роки тому +54

    The fucking SALIVA sound when Blake kissed the air made me gag

  • @Allison_Hart
    @Allison_Hart 2 роки тому +219

    When they rate other guys/themselves like this, they get into these crazy technical metrics like the length of their mandible and the "canthal tilt" of their eyes and having a compact enough mid-face. I watched some YT vids one day when I was at home sick. It made me feel more sick to know these poor dudes are spending so much time thinking about the mathematic ratios of their face and paying other dudes for it. (Seriously that's a thing, paying other dudes to rate your face, could you not just get that service on Grindr for free?)

    • @johnwilliams655
      @johnwilliams655 2 роки тому +23

      They do that to tell whether they’ll be successful in dating or not. Most guys weren’t taught how to tell if they have the correct face or not so they were left in the dark as to whether girls would like them or not.
      I never needed those videos because I always knew that if you’re a guy and girls aren’t catcalling you, it means you’re ugly

    • @tiahnarodriguez3809
      @tiahnarodriguez3809 2 роки тому +54

      @@johnwilliams655 Since when go girls catcall guys? And even if girls don’t cat call you that doesn’t mean you’re ugly 😅. A better way is approaching people and seeing how they react to you. Keep in mind personality plays a part to, so if your ugly with an ugly personality of course you’re not going to get female attention.

    • @winstonmarlowe5254
      @winstonmarlowe5254 2 роки тому +16

      @@tiahnarodriguez3809 I've been catcalled and flashed by young women driving by before.

    • @pocnit
      @pocnit 2 роки тому

      Meh nothing special, women love their simp farms as well, taking advantage of lonely men to get rich on onlyfans.

    • @johnwilliams655
      @johnwilliams655 2 роки тому +1

      Villains exploiting villains. Any guy that uses OF deserves poverty.

  • @Razu_X
    @Razu_X 2 роки тому +654

    ⚠️INCEL CIRCUS IN THE REPLIES, PROCEED WITH CAUTION⚠️
    This is so true it's genuinely upsetting. What I've noticed as well is how guys don't appreciate or find beauty in the flaws of women and go so far as to point out small details of someone who is already known to be attractive and their level of degeneracy goes so far that they practically worship animated girls and this is the perfect example of that.
    Edit: despite the cesspool of incels in this comment section, I highly appreciate the number of likes this has gotten because I really thought I was alone on these thoughts and it's so good to feel the support, thank you

    • @cooliipie
      @cooliipie 2 роки тому +38

      Most women won't even date a dude who isn't a meter taller than them

    • @Razu_X
      @Razu_X 2 роки тому +197

      @@cooliipie let's not do a double standard one standard will do just fine lol. Plus what you're mentioning is a simple preferance, 9 times out of 10 you'd never see a woman doing what's in the video, and if she were to you can only guess who the culprits were. Also I used to date a guy (and currently crushing on a different guy) who's shorter than me and I think that just makes him significantly more adorable

    • @manofthunderbolts6525
      @manofthunderbolts6525 2 роки тому +23

      @@cooliipie true
      All these dudes tripping as if women weren't picky as hell

    • @Razu_X
      @Razu_X 2 роки тому +112

      @@manofthunderbolts6525 my point stands..

    • @manofthunderbolts6525
      @manofthunderbolts6525 2 роки тому

      @@Razu_X except this is a video with paid actors and stuff
      It was clearly made with an agenda, so people like you can eat it up

  • @saiyamoru
    @saiyamoru 2 роки тому +41

    god, the kissing noises made me feel uncomfortable inside my own skin. good job guys.

  • @Derek_Monk
    @Derek_Monk 2 роки тому +82

    This is f****** gold, I was busting up the whole time. You guys are awesome!

  • @emilyperrett6648
    @emilyperrett6648 2 роки тому +22

    Lol, this video reminds me of the guy who called me "femoid" after I told him criminal behaviour isn't impressive at 27

  • @sarahsanders1729
    @sarahsanders1729 2 роки тому +29

    Me when I overanalyze myself in the mirror but people tell me I look fine

  • @milascave2
    @milascave2 2 роки тому +58

    The thing is, once you have actualy TOUCHED a woman, you redalize that all those things are not as important as you thought. The tactile expereince is more important then the visual one.

  • @visassess8607
    @visassess8607 2 роки тому +222

    Lol this was great 😂
    You definitely should make more videos about incels, they're your best ones

    • @lemyul
      @lemyul 2 роки тому +15

      he's a natural

  • @bizzybee3021
    @bizzybee3021 2 роки тому +59

    Always gotta get here early, never know if there gonna take these down. Love the content. You and the crew are brilliant.

    • @mmmmmmmmmmm10
      @mmmmmmmmmmm10 2 роки тому

      Great comment but used there instead of they're. 1/10

  • @arianna7579
    @arianna7579 2 роки тому +11

    I could not finish this video. I am so so so disturbed.

  • @Asmokedetector
    @Asmokedetector 2 роки тому +24

    "She's the hottest female in the world, noone can top her, 8/10"

  • @RyanTheLeader
    @RyanTheLeader 2 роки тому +223

    Cherdleys if he wasn’t hot

    • @KeanuOR
      @KeanuOR 2 роки тому +3

      Doesn't that make you Spence if he had a below average sized 🐓?

    • @matthewstout6207
      @matthewstout6207 2 роки тому

      Eh these guys are a solid 3/10

  • @dillydilly6555
    @dillydilly6555 2 роки тому +22

    I honestly love the moments when they break character, just adds so much to the video😭

  • @Arkain89
    @Arkain89 2 роки тому +15

    you can tell they're out of breath just laying around

  • @sammyofather2400
    @sammyofather2400 2 роки тому +21

    Blake Rosier door sounds are more real than a real door sound

  • @n_churches
    @n_churches 2 роки тому +28

    Always a good day when spence uploads

  • @Danstarr13
    @Danstarr13 2 роки тому +25

    this is the only documented evidence of a human casually using the term water closet
    thank you blake for this defining moment in history

  • @wompwomp1099
    @wompwomp1099 2 роки тому +6

    The filter on the video, the clothing, the mannerisms, and the talking. 10/10 for accuracy.

  • @AlexanderSkinnerVids
    @AlexanderSkinnerVids 2 роки тому +56

    Of course they give the anime girl a high score 😂

  • @tehcardman
    @tehcardman 2 роки тому +16

    Holy shit this was HILARIOUS, you guys both killed me with your improv. Keep doing you!

  • @Pouncingpuma7
    @Pouncingpuma7 2 роки тому +12

    These two sure are intimately close together.

  • @KzudemRiM
    @KzudemRiM 2 роки тому +13

    The door screech 10/10

  • @erisunflower
    @erisunflower 2 роки тому +183

    you know.... I sometimes wish I wasn't a woman because of deep insecurities on not feeling pretty at all or having a cringy personality and then there's also what society wants you to look like/there's other more prettier women out there... but this video made me smile, thanks hahaha ! and agreed, Hatsune Miku is 1000000/10

    • @johnwilliams655
      @johnwilliams655 2 роки тому +9

      I that’s your mentality you should praise god for not making you male.
      If I was born a woman, my confidence would be so off the charts that I’d be able to physically manifest it in glass shattering confidence shockwaves.

    • @RollerOfEyes
      @RollerOfEyes 2 роки тому +1

      Maybe you're trans!

    • @ZaWRLD
      @ZaWRLD 2 роки тому +5

      I think everyone doesn't feel like they look good even when they put in a lot of effort to look good

    • @carlw5360
      @carlw5360 2 роки тому +26

      Society didn't make the beauty standard of what women should look like. Women and gay men did, just look at the people who are working in the beauty industry.

    • @LoserHands
      @LoserHands 2 роки тому +2

      I see so many perfect women every day. There are too many things that make them perfect that are different between them, so I'm sure you can be perfect too.

  • @calebk8518
    @calebk8518 2 роки тому +23

    i always love the blake and spence combo

  • @ethanmarkdrozario117
    @ethanmarkdrozario117 2 роки тому +30

    knowing I have several friends like this scares me to death

    • @Rose-xe4ct
      @Rose-xe4ct 2 роки тому +37

      hope they become ex-friends soon, you deserve better than that

    • @spaghetto9836
      @spaghetto9836 2 роки тому +15

      Bruh please find better friends, if you can't educate them then cut that toxicity out of your life. Or else it can affect your thoughts.

    • @vanhearrt
      @vanhearrt 2 роки тому +3

      o hell naw

    • @youtubesucks2755
      @youtubesucks2755 2 роки тому +2

      "several friends" are increasing in number. You should be scared but not of them but of those who are creating them.

    • @xVadRay
      @xVadRay 2 роки тому +2

      Cut them off man

  • @AdityaPrasad007
    @AdityaPrasad007 2 роки тому +4

    Dude... This was insane. Like this is top tier. Please do more please

  • @illusionfaderr5394
    @illusionfaderr5394 2 роки тому +20

    you did such a good job on this that i didn’t only cringe while watching it but cried in disgust 👍

  • @princetamrac1180
    @princetamrac1180 2 роки тому +2

    One of The best Videos i have seen all month

  • @savannahosterbind5626
    @savannahosterbind5626 2 роки тому +6

    Why is this so disgustingly accurate

    • @briandunfee4326
      @briandunfee4326 2 роки тому +1

      what are you talking about. Who has ever unironically said any of this stuff?

    • @QWERTY-gp8fd
      @QWERTY-gp8fd 2 роки тому +2

      @@briandunfee4326 dont ask for logic. they dont touch grass.

    • @Orb__
      @Orb__ Рік тому

      @@briandunfee4326 I mean have you ever had the displeasure of interacting with hardcore MGTOW incels?

    • @briandunfee4326
      @briandunfee4326 Рік тому

      @@Orb__ no sry. Idk what I was talking about

  • @jennyneon
    @jennyneon 2 роки тому +391

    I'm glad incels exist. They're great people to make fun of them & do memes about.

    • @Justpassingby204
      @Justpassingby204 2 роки тому +93

      That’s how you create more incels

    • @Practicalinvestments
      @Practicalinvestments 2 роки тому +57

      @@Justpassingby204 good then the cycle continues and endless meme content 😂

    • @The11thDimension91
      @The11thDimension91 2 роки тому +17

      @@fourtrash2598 I think he meant neckbeards who incels are most often associated with or depicted as being not just people who are involuntarily celebate.

    • @lightbulbmne9511
      @lightbulbmne9511 2 роки тому +27

      I so agree cause I really enjoy that content but also dont agree cause theyre feeding of and then breeding more just hateful and destructive narratives about women, gender and sexuality

    • @fvcklunacy
      @fvcklunacy 2 роки тому +1

      yes lets create more incels so that they may follow in alek minassians footsteps

  • @TheFallenAngelxX1996
    @TheFallenAngelxX1996 2 роки тому +42

    this video genuinely made me feel uncomfortable

  • @KingzClaraYT
    @KingzClaraYT 2 роки тому +4

    They are so good at playing their role

  • @hyunjinsredlips1761
    @hyunjinsredlips1761 2 роки тому +29

    unrealistic, there were no minors

    • @leonie7754
      @leonie7754 2 роки тому

      well..Hatsune Miku does look between 12 and 14...though apparently she is meant to be 16. Still a bit wrong though XD

  • @jane27world
    @jane27world 2 роки тому +6

    Definitely your best character, love seeing these two together, keep it up like you keep me up boys

  • @user-ye6ki8gc5r
    @user-ye6ki8gc5r 2 роки тому +3

    This reminds me of original youtube content. I guess this type of humor makes me nostalgic lmao i love it

  • @travisboyce6212
    @travisboyce6212 2 роки тому +7

    Blake’s description of how he would “court” a woman, had me wheezing.

  • @onyxtocin
    @onyxtocin 2 роки тому +8

    this makes me feel extremely uncomfortable, which means it's accurate representation is 1/10

  • @MrMoridinalthor
    @MrMoridinalthor 2 роки тому +1

    This is like a train wreck; I can't make myself look away.

  • @_A.K_
    @_A.K_ 2 роки тому +5

    Cer's sideways look when he is trying not to crack up is adorbs.

  • @dead_ones
    @dead_ones Рік тому +1

    this was disgustingly accurate, great job!

  • @funkwhy9715
    @funkwhy9715 2 роки тому +10

    how the fuck did you sneak a camera in my bedroom

  • @ithyphalleferal7894
    @ithyphalleferal7894 2 роки тому +3

    Years ago I used to roam these forums and omfg this is BARELY exagerated thank god I managed to move on

  • @fendybendy6466
    @fendybendy6466 2 роки тому +7

    the MOUTH NOISES

  • @indieA
    @indieA 2 роки тому +9

    Every Twitter alpha- male -pick -up artist - teaching- masculinity Ever.

  • @martinmalecki3302
    @martinmalecki3302 2 роки тому +8

    The OnlyFans crowd..

  • @Falruk
    @Falruk 2 роки тому +2

    This video is flawless. 8/10

  • @hanabelle2431
    @hanabelle2431 2 роки тому +3

    1:31 LOL that part made me so uncomfortable 😂great video

  • @Dmoore2084
    @Dmoore2084 Рік тому

    Is that back and forth from step brothers playing in the back? I fucking love it

  • @shinn3003
    @shinn3003 2 роки тому +6

    It's scary how accurate this is 💀

  • @mazvitaselemani
    @mazvitaselemani 2 роки тому +6

    It took me 20 seconds to realise this was a skit. I was like "these guys are actually good looking... oh wait"😂😂😂

  • @thewedge8823
    @thewedge8823 2 роки тому +20

    This is how women rate women on instagram

  • @Sernival
    @Sernival 2 роки тому +1

    This is hilarious, I'm going to post this everywhere

  • @Trisaaru
    @Trisaaru 2 роки тому +23

    I think Blake's Pokimane bit wasn't a bit he was genuinely fantasising.

  • @Deloria
    @Deloria 2 роки тому +4

    Dude, these are like the exact kind of dudes I work with at my graveyard shift job

  • @jordangirbaud9682
    @jordangirbaud9682 2 роки тому +3

    This is my best friend since junior high until I got married, when we hang out he always say "Idk man, it's just not my type". Dude's been single for almost 10 years till my daughter turned 4. I just glad he appreciate himself more rather than simping. Maybe he was traumatized at some point.

  • @BiqNiqq
    @BiqNiqq 2 роки тому +2

    I’ve never been so entertained and so creeped out at the same time before

  • @r.a1301
    @r.a1301 2 роки тому +21

    Please do a skit on the blackpill there's some absolute gold you can make fun of 😂

    • @greenpill9567
      @greenpill9567 2 роки тому +23

      Making fun of thruth

    • @johnwilliams655
      @johnwilliams655 2 роки тому +11

      We already know what the skit would be, endless strawmen and the occasional cherry picking.
      Using the same methodology I could make a video making fun of round earthers.

    • @RollerOfEyes
      @RollerOfEyes 2 роки тому +1

      @@johnwilliams655 "round-earthers"?
      You mean... you know... people who arent vulnerable to misinformation?

    • @m136dalie
      @m136dalie 2 роки тому +1

      @@johnwilliams655 I believe the accurate term is "globetard" thank u

    • @Ep1cRainbow
      @Ep1cRainbow 2 роки тому +1

      @@r.a1301 that would be red pill

  • @reido_dorito
    @reido_dorito Рік тому +1

    Holy fuck this vid activated my fight-or-flight response

  • @ree4ermadne55
    @ree4ermadne55 2 роки тому +3

    When he spat on his chest i died💀 (thats a sentence i never thought i would type in my life)

    • @ree4ermadne55
      @ree4ermadne55 2 роки тому +1

      Fucking UA-cam, can't even say the word 'nipple' in my comment, had to change it to 'chest' to make it acceptable. My comment kept getting deleted.

  • @Arookunn
    @Arookunn 2 роки тому +1

    Thumbnail looks like if asap science didn't go well lol

  • @bellacigne
    @bellacigne 2 роки тому +4

    the 1:16 character break 😭

  • @jacksonflynn4988
    @jacksonflynn4988 2 роки тому +1

    The Step Brothers music in the background fits perfectly 🤣

  • @essennagerry
    @essennagerry 2 роки тому +4

    00:51 "she's aging... disgusting..." the sad part is I _barely_ caught the intentionality in his voice 🥲

  • @gibbons9599
    @gibbons9599 2 роки тому +1

    There’s more roast beef in this video than an entire Big Montana

  • @austins.2495
    @austins.2495 2 роки тому +8

    This video is a 10 out of 10

  • @sagarkapoor9892
    @sagarkapoor9892 2 роки тому

    Waah!!🤣🤣 thank you for bringing Preston back! This should not stop.

  • @dylanortiz932
    @dylanortiz932 2 роки тому +5

    1:23 close your eyes and allow yourself to be taken on an audio journey

  • @cortexauth4094
    @cortexauth4094 2 роки тому +2

    2:05 lmao I remember when I was 12 and got introduced to Vocaloid. I actually still kinda like that cyan design she has if I had to be honest. Maybe it's nostalgia idk. I have grown up over most of anime/game except that lels. I like it that you guys mention her so many times (although in some very.... weird situations)

  • @dutchmaster1999
    @dutchmaster1999 2 роки тому +3

    I shared this in a incelibate discord server and EVERYONE thought it was accurately hilarious

  • @joshuaduplaa9033
    @joshuaduplaa9033 2 роки тому +1

    The step brothers music in the background is perfect