E3 2019: The Bottom Of The Barrel

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  • @nickmalkemus5898
    @nickmalkemus5898 3 роки тому +89

    "THE LAST E3 EVER" - Tim Can't Stop Being Right

  • @LiquidSteve89
    @LiquidSteve89 5 років тому +203

    Tim Rogers is a NATIONAL TREASURE
    give this man a RAISE Kotaku executives!

  • @morank3
    @morank3 5 років тому +95

    Tim giving that jacket representative the shpiel about how his jacket is a museum-grade military replica, you could see the fear in that man's eyes. 10/10

  • @davidecozzolino2708
    @davidecozzolino2708 5 років тому +133

    “I killed it, but it wasn’t a headshot”

  • @harrylane4
    @harrylane4 2 роки тому +10

    The fact that Tim called it “the last e3 ever” and the next e3 was cancelled because of the pandemic must have scared the hell out of at least a few people

  • @Gorblax
    @Gorblax Рік тому +11

    He declared this the end of E3. And he was right.

    • @jayoftheabyss3197
      @jayoftheabyss3197 Рік тому +2

      If only there was some erudite, generous, and incisive figure, perhaps the host of some kind of talk based infotainment program, that could ask this living legend of videogames if he had any further thoughts on the demise of E3 (ideally in six minutes or less)

  • @jasonlee1337
    @jasonlee1337 3 роки тому +15

    "THE LAST E3 EVER BY THE LOOKS OF THIS MEETING ROOM" oh if you only knew Tim - Someone from 2022

  • @PetroBlownapart
    @PetroBlownapart 4 роки тому +43

    0:49 "The LAST E3 ever!"
    And as it turns out... he was right?

  • @jacobdriscoll8276
    @jacobdriscoll8276 5 років тому +95

    I'm here for the Old Man content of Tim complaining about his crick'd neck and sitting in chairs and loving fanny packs and talking about his B-12 Deficiency.

    • @rvfinder7997
      @rvfinder7997 5 років тому +3

      Sonny boy, me oh my, are you gonna wish you were as hip as Tim Rogers whence you get to a ripe ole age, I tells you hwhat. Mark my words ans mark em well

  • @DChap
    @DChap 4 місяці тому +4

    It is kinda wild watching this now. The final hour of E3.

  • @theguitarhero649
    @theguitarhero649 4 роки тому +24

    "is this the last e3?"
    How you right tim was lol

  • @irkyquch4857
    @irkyquch4857 5 років тому +37

    4:33 "I've gotta freeze my blood before it gets back to my brain." Whoa, buddy.

  • @ShapeyFiend
    @ShapeyFiend 5 років тому +40

    The smashing glass sound effect kept cracking me up. Three layers of joke joke was also magnificent.

    • @108x
      @108x 5 років тому +11

      ShapeyFiend dude every time i scrubbed back over a segment where i had put that sound effect in there i started hyperventilating
      it cracked ME up too
      not to mention how cracked up that glass must be!!!

  • @Chriscras2
    @Chriscras2 Рік тому +3

    The best 30 minutes of E3 ever were the last 30 minutes of E3 ever 🥲

  • @chopchopdigdig
    @chopchopdigdig 5 років тому +74

    tim rogers is the energy drink that i chug

  • @gregjensen2482
    @gregjensen2482 Рік тому +8

    THE LAST E3 EVER, BY THE LOOKS OF THIS VIDEO

  • @Balthazar2242
    @Balthazar2242 4 роки тому +14

    This is how E3 ended forever, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

  • @lambsum
    @lambsum 4 роки тому +10

    "The last E3 ever by the looks of this meeting room."
    Nice foreshadowing Tim.

  • @juneguts
    @juneguts 2 роки тому +9

    holy crud. he wasn't kiddin'. less than 200 comments on this masterpiece.
    it's wholesome.
    viral videos are less wholesome than relatively unwatched gems.
    nothing that literally everyone knows everything about. can ever be. that special, for most of us

  • @jamesgiles8467
    @jamesgiles8467 5 років тому +36

    "With the amount of caffeine sprinting through my veins like a cavalry of wild horses, it would be a laughable impossibility on par with nuclear fusion for me to accomplish even a moment’s rest right now. My mind is racing like a god darn formula one car ate another formula one car and snorted a formula one car-sized line of cocaine 2 and a half miles around an oval track. There’s no sleep gonna happen for me." 10/10 - Would disturb my co-workers with laughter again.

  • @RedLetterDavid
    @RedLetterDavid 5 років тому +32

    To be fair, the shirt is really neat and I 100% stand behind my choice to make Tim jealous with my special FFVII shirt (while also incurring Tim's wrath).

  • @anthonysablan8650
    @anthonysablan8650 5 років тому +29

    The funniest person in gaming. The funniest person on UA-cam

  • @cowzoo5577
    @cowzoo5577 5 років тому +13

    Tim is just so wild when he suffers a crippling neck injury, chugs 400mg of caffeine and talks to people

  • @FBNL
    @FBNL 5 років тому +38

    i see Tim, I click

  • @Crocogator
    @Crocogator 5 років тому +23

    "How nuts is this gonna make me, because I have to fly a PLANE tonight!"

  • @liamlopez3383
    @liamlopez3383 5 років тому +39

    I have watched a tim rogers video every day since i discovered his videos in January.

    • @ScharAznable
      @ScharAznable 5 років тому +6

      now THAT'S Daddy's bingo

    • @108x
      @108x 5 років тому +8

      Liam Lopez which ones do you like . . . i need to Consider Your Feedback

    • @liamlopez3383
      @liamlopez3383 5 років тому +2

      @@108x man i could make this a really long reply but I'll keep it as brief as possible. I like them all. I discovered you via the first live translation of Judge eyes which convinced me of two things 1. I need to buy this game and 2. This dude is cool. You also sold me on Dragon quest XI a series i had never played before. I literally make time to sit down relax and watch every new video. Your writing and videos have changed my life since January. I Respect You Immensely.

    • @Omarequiem
      @Omarequiem 5 років тому +2

      Same except I discovered his videos five days ago, I think I've seen no less than 40 of them.

    • @LeisureEnthusiast22
      @LeisureEnthusiast22 5 років тому +2

      @@108x 20xx video review was excellent, but yea, they are all quite good. Your sense of humor really speaks to me, and from what it sounds like, a lot of video-game-likers. Thanks man.

  • @valhochberg
    @valhochberg 5 років тому +9

    I legit busted out laughing at the editing chewbie's roar bit and the whole race car eating another race car joke. So so good ♥

  • @marcstarvaggi
    @marcstarvaggi 5 років тому +14

    "How much is it?" "$525" "$5.25"

  • @anime0dude
    @anime0dude 3 роки тому +17

    who is here after watching Citizen keanu

    • @randomusername6
      @randomusername6 3 роки тому +10

      If the cp2077 review is a main story path, this is a hidden side quest

    • @008mindy
      @008mindy 3 роки тому +1

      yo

    • @TrashHeapCustodian
      @TrashHeapCustodian 2 роки тому +1

      Second run through had to check it out again, it's so good

  • @GnarlySeaBass
    @GnarlySeaBass 5 років тому +6

    I’ve only watched Tim since his RDR2 appreciation video, but I feel like he’s a lifelong friend of mine.

  • @salemite
    @salemite 5 років тому +8

    Anytime the horns kick on I know I'm in for a good Tim Rogers experience.

  • @nafinapkin5439
    @nafinapkin5439 Рік тому +1

    7:53 "it's like sitting for my feet"
    i can't stop thinking about this.

  • @neverloggingout
    @neverloggingout 2 роки тому +5

    welp tim was proven right again about it being the last e3 ever

  • @Lionfrog13
    @Lionfrog13 2 роки тому +2

    I love how the girls working at the bang stand clearly weren’t prepared to talk to Tim rogers.

  • @Accolade1901
    @Accolade1901 5 років тому +10

    Can we get a subreddit of TR quotes?
    "I feel like I drank that once and I swallowed it four times"

  • @mscrav00
    @mscrav00 5 років тому +4

    Well-placed sound effects? Check. The greatest chair in the world? Check. Energy chugs? Check. Tim? You *know* that’s a check.
    A+ video content. Punch it, chewbie.

    • @kotaku
      @kotaku  5 років тому +3

      Michael Landon Bear remember that??

  • @Kaloo1968
    @Kaloo1968 5 років тому

    I hope that one day I get to meet you in person. Your videos are the best, and your humor cracks me up. Keep it up Tim Rogers, and for God Darn sake don't die hungry!

  • @UberTiger1398
    @UberTiger1398 Рік тому +3

    Had to come back after seeing the news about E3 today

  • @atomicbrain9401
    @atomicbrain9401 5 років тому +9

    8:50 - Tim, the first rule of wearing an outfit defining jacket is that you never take it off, for any reason. Even if that reason is to try on another jacket and you especially don’t take it off on camera without editing out that shot, thus revealing yourself whilst in a vintage, oversized NASCAR shirt.
    12:00 - the first rule of wearing personality defining prescription sunglasses is that you never take them off. Ever. Or else you’re taking off your personality. And you also won’t be able to see clearly.

  • @SevenFingerDiscount
    @SevenFingerDiscount 5 років тому +4

    Feel like this video and I understand each other. Thank you, Tim Rogers.

  • @Leinad44
    @Leinad44 5 років тому +7

    Tim still refuses to leave E3

  • @schuylersterling
    @schuylersterling 2 роки тому +1

    the chewbaca noise litterally killed me

  • @donotseemecricket
    @donotseemecricket 4 роки тому +2

    10:10 jackets/coats along with shoes are the most important part of an outfit. Tim, your jacket is badass. but you don't need me to tell you that.

  • @realnovadamus
    @realnovadamus 5 років тому +4

    Tim Rogers deserves free beverages even if you’re closed.

  • @tobinkaestner
    @tobinkaestner 5 років тому +4

    sleeps for only 2 hrs, proceeds to drink approx. 8000 mg of caffeine :O Let's mosey to the nearest LARGE BED

  • @seandoe4402
    @seandoe4402 3 роки тому +2

    Tim's best work @ Kotaku. pull quoted from his Cyberpunk 2077 review.

  • @biconditionals
    @biconditionals 5 років тому +2

    Now we now why Tim needed to go to the bathroom so bad after A3. That's right, real members of HUNGRYSQUAD know about Tim's bladder

  • @ericiidx
    @ericiidx 5 років тому +2

    Oh, Tim. Stopping just short of namedropping Buzz Rickson's to the Super HIV Man Streetwear representative. I'm staying away from Bang Energy Drink!

  • @geekhype
    @geekhype 5 років тому +2

    Oh gawd, that's like 400mg of caffeine you just chugged in 10 seconds! I'm not sensitive to caffeine, but I drank a Bang and about died. RIP Tim Rogers...
    When 14:38 hit, that is how I felt: ""Let's see if I can sleep with the amount of caffeine sprinting through my veins like a cavalry of wild horses. It would be a laughable impossibility on par with nuclear fusion for me to accomplish even a moments rest right now. My mind is racing like a Formula One car ate another Formula One car that snorted a Formula One car size line of cocaine going two and a half miles around an oval track. There is no sleeping going to happen for me."

  • @Kungfupeet
    @Kungfupeet 5 років тому +1

    Not sure what i watched, but i love it. Keep it up Tim.

  • @nallumnosaj
    @nallumnosaj 4 роки тому +1

    "I have to freeze my blood before it gets back to my brain." lol

  • @JerryFlowersIII
    @JerryFlowersIII 5 років тому +1

    I thought the intro said last "thirsty" minutes. I didn't realize how accurate that would be.

  • @Onani_Master
    @Onani_Master 5 років тому +4

    Everyone who has watched this video should go and watch Tim's video from e3 2010. It's the one with him in the Japan Exclusive psycho-crayon-green jumpsuit.

    • @Onani_Master
      @Onani_Master 5 років тому +2

      @Kel10ization ua-cam.com/video/KT_3pxMQVr0/v-deo.html

    • @NordicWildSoul
      @NordicWildSoul 5 років тому

      @@Onani_Master Thanks!

  • @FransLebin
    @FransLebin 5 років тому +7

    12:02 rare footage of Tim without any sort of eyewear

  • @drachmalius6126
    @drachmalius6126 5 років тому +1

    This is the E3 content I’m here for

  • @Matrobben
    @Matrobben Рік тому +1

    "Punch it, Chewbie."

  • @Accolade1901
    @Accolade1901 5 років тому +2

    Rat Water, Freak Vapor, Clown Acid, Coyote Venom, Snake Dust, Dingo Poison

  • @InternetReviewerGuy
    @InternetReviewerGuy 5 років тому +2

    Can someone please explain what the born stupid, will not die hungry thing is from/about?

    • @kotaku
      @kotaku  5 років тому +7

      it's . . . from me
      i . . . . . . . . make up my own lines
      i am too old to do that thing that The Kids These Days do (where they copy-paste images of tv or film characters with text over them???)

  • @dynamitedekka8981
    @dynamitedekka8981 5 років тому

    Is it just me (I'm high) but did anyone else forget about the crashing static gag everytime, and was delighted by its (re)appearance?

  • @never_bored_again
    @never_bored_again 3 роки тому +4

    it was the last e3

  • @softpinkblush
    @softpinkblush 5 років тому

    the use of sound effects in this is spectacular

  • @roncinephile
    @roncinephile 5 років тому

    I love this format, on the ground, warts and all, immersed in all the humanity of a convention. It reminds me of an older and more cynical Joe Goes. (I fucking miss that channel)

  • @seventhpeasant
    @seventhpeasant 5 років тому +3

    this is god darn hilarious

  • @estusflask982
    @estusflask982 5 років тому +1

    This was hilarious thanks Tim

  • @Visuwyg
    @Visuwyg 5 років тому

    This video made me laugh multiple times! :) Good job, Tim.

  • @icy_ari_boy6511
    @icy_ari_boy6511 5 років тому

    This was helluh fun watching this Rogers is too much haha.too good.

  • @RonnyLive19881
    @RonnyLive19881 5 років тому +1

    The Bang drinks... the few times I tried them I felt like my heart was going to ignite. Worst jitters bought from a can. How do people deal with feeling like that daily?

  • @defunctchannel942
    @defunctchannel942 5 років тому +1

    Glad someone else remembers kentia hall

  • @cliftonb
    @cliftonb 5 років тому +2

    Based on how you're acting after that second energy drink, I don't think that green leaf on the label was tea.

  • @Jmgoregrind
    @Jmgoregrind 5 років тому

    “Like simulating taking a dump.” Genius

  • @Ziondood
    @Ziondood 5 років тому +2

    Hey, I made it into the selfie reel! 😄

  • @ask5118
    @ask5118 5 років тому +3

    OH MY GOD TIM ROGERS IS A CLOSE FRIEND YES!!!

  • @ScharAznable
    @ScharAznable 5 років тому +1

    I love this content so much

  • @tomasgarcia7499
    @tomasgarcia7499 4 роки тому +1

    How funny that he said the last E3 ever and then in 2020 E3 didn’t happen ☠️😭

  • @deaniguess
    @deaniguess 5 років тому

    Everyone's talking about Tim's jacket but those God Darn shoes though!

  • @JPHarringtonJr
    @JPHarringtonJr 5 років тому

    These sound effects are killing me to a laughing die.

  • @garrettgessell4785
    @garrettgessell4785 5 років тому +3

    TIM WHAT THE HELL THAT FANNY PACK GIRL WAS COMING FOR YOU DUDE WHAT THE HELL

  • @johnpolishimpossible2say191
    @johnpolishimpossible2say191 5 років тому

    Man I love you. If you're ever in Detroit for anything I'll bump you up in karaoke turns. Bang is ok. Low Carb Monster is king. And I will die anyway.

  • @nafifof8087
    @nafifof8087 4 роки тому +1

    21:44 i laughed till death occourred a couple times

  • @cantrip7
    @cantrip7 5 років тому

    This is the E3 ephemera that I've been craving

    • @cantrip7
      @cantrip7 5 років тому

      Also, was the childhood joy you were trying to rekindle based on being advertised weird luxury goods? If so, success!

  • @Deathknightofdeath
    @Deathknightofdeath 5 років тому

    i love this man.

  • @danfrancisjr
    @danfrancisjr 5 років тому +1

    This video needs more adidas tracksuits and pushups

  • @theloudestfire
    @theloudestfire 5 років тому +1

    I really like the opening song.

  • @soulgroove4641
    @soulgroove4641 5 років тому +1

    anyone here who knows the title of the last track in this video?

    • @kotaku
      @kotaku  5 років тому +7

      it's called "trashclown honkaround downtown bonk'em'round big-boy-shoe stompin' diaperheavy baby party"

  • @alexbradley1751
    @alexbradley1751 5 років тому +1

    Tim is good. I NEED AN ENERGY DRINK. MAYBE CALLED BANG. ?.

  • @swarmland
    @swarmland 5 років тому

    I did a genuine spit take @ 9:10... damn you, Tim...

  • @ROBLOGNICK
    @ROBLOGNICK 5 років тому

    I love Tim Rogers. In all the ways possible.

  • @lucasriello
    @lucasriello 5 років тому +2

    The David Foster Wallace of videogames

  • @paigehansen8944
    @paigehansen8944 5 років тому +1

    Bang is the best. Truth is truth

  • @hannahcullen196
    @hannahcullen196 5 років тому +2

    Please put Tim in every video!

  • @slabs.bsky.social
    @slabs.bsky.social 5 років тому +1

    Chugging that Bong water

  • @gwall4603
    @gwall4603 5 років тому

    This man somehow kneels as tall as I stand.. 🧠💨

  • @defalive
    @defalive 5 років тому

    Holly Wolf be like "yooooooooooooooooooooooo."

  • @michaelnardini4934
    @michaelnardini4934 5 років тому

    Tim may have to marry my children, and I don’t even have children yet.

  • @thealgerian3285
    @thealgerian3285 5 років тому +1

    8:44 You should've tried that white jacket instead.

  • @BigZoShowTime
    @BigZoShowTime 5 років тому +2

    Tim Rogers could sell a car...

  • @lutzumzazzarax1969
    @lutzumzazzarax1969 5 років тому

    I have watched this video; I am officially a close friend of Tim Rogers, says Tim Rogers......cool!

  • @JonathanMerkt
    @JonathanMerkt 5 років тому +1

    please someone tell me the song @24:15

  • @colinr0380
    @colinr0380 2 роки тому +3

    $5.25!

  • @defunctchannel942
    @defunctchannel942 5 років тому

    When does Tim Rogers get his own TV/dedicated UA-cam channel?

    • @ShredST
      @ShredST 5 років тому

      He does have his own youtube channel.