@@JustDaveIsTaken Switzerland is probably not chilling after the 1st few strikes, but I can guarentee you that not even new zealand is chilling after that nuclear winter.
A song with a Hungarian name, composed by a French Muslim, for a game developed by Russians and published by Australians, has now become embedded in the collective consciousness as the Article 5/World War III/nuclear annihilation theme. The reality continues to be stranger than fiction.
To be fair, this song plays when shit goes absolutely wrong in the game, when you are fighting a force that far outnumbers you and your chance of victory is functionally zero... or you resort to use of nuclear weapons.
@@kiro2693 you are most likely right, furthermore supported by the fact that probably because this could happen any moment and it's not joking around anymore, it's more of a nervous laughter.
For any interested: The Song is "Tanc a Lelec" from the game Highfleet, which, coincidentally, allows you to escalate into total nuclear war if you feel the enemy has bullied you enough.
I find this situation odd considering China, India, and the other non European nuclear powers don't do anything. We all know that casualties would rise ridiculously higher when the bombs fall there
Why should they? It's a good opportunity for them with the destruction of the west China can trap them with their loans just like America did after ww2.
You're telling me. (It is currently believed that a Russian drone has struck Polish soil. Not people thankfully but has crashed/exploded ~17 miles inland)
Then they have a 5 year plan where they to explain Wee Ni Puh "sir, our crops are growing as literally grass. They are literally below fodder-grade. Humans can not survive on these. We can not import. From where? The world is gone. We can not shift the northern wheat to the southern rice paddies fast enough. Hundreds of millions of Chinese will die in the next two-three years. I conclude my 5 year plan.""
@@raphdu45 I wasn't exactly questioning France's place on the military & nuclear power leaderboard but rather commenting on how funny it is that the country doesn't get nuked at all in the video compared to neighboring nations.
“I mean 91 million ain’t that much” ~Poland Edit: to the amount of people replying “ThE NumBeRs ArE UnReAliStIc” or “ThAt’s JuSt ThE InItiAl AmoUnT Of DeAtHs”, it doesn’t matter. Whatever number you throw at Poland, Poland will just say “it ain’t that much”
it’s actually far from it, I’m this scenario not a single Anti-air weapon is used on the Russian gravity bombers, not Russia nor America uses their anti-ballistic missile technology, and China and India don’t do anything despite them being nuclear countries, cringe
@@azariahazariah4493 China and India (and Pakistan and Israel) will do jack shit on a nuclear exchange between Russia and NATO by the simple fact that they don't want to get nuked either.
Just in case anyone thinks this is just a funny meme, do yourself a favor and look into how often Poland has lost and regained its independence. If there is any country who will trigger article 5 at the slightest hint that shit is coming their way, it is Poland. And I dont blame them either.
@@monteniggrianCRUSHER Twice by Russia. For the longest part - it was over 120 years. It is been said that from now on Poland will always stay on maps, even if it's on the last maps humanity will ever draw.
Well, in the scenario shown, China and North Korea didn't got involved. If they involved in nuclear war between Russia and NATO, the inmediate casualties would increase dramatically
@@dytiscusmarginalis8443 Krzysztof Kononowicz. Lives in Białystok Szkolna street house number 17. A powerful swine, and defender of Podlasie, he himself said he's the Jesus Christ who came back from heavens, as well as grandson of Piłsudzki, so he must be pretty powerful.
@@PolishGod1234 ohh right!! I forgot about him! Yea he's basically doctor manhattan and he's best friend with the most famous Polish Major. This duo can stop any invading army and they are immune to nuclear weapons
Now this is in keeping with the source material. Highfleet teaches you one thing above all else; do not be the first to push the nuclear button. You cannot put the genie back in the lamp.
@@daikucoffee5316 strategic advantage to rule the rubble and brave a Nuclear Winter? ☢️ 🥶 ☢️❄️ Nobody wins a nuclear exchange, ideally we would create a world like the one gamers did in MGS V, where the whole in-game world disarmed & destroyed their nukes
This meme is just plain terrifying, even though article 5 is defense mechanism, it's something that'll make Russia respond offensively thus starting a war I wish not to see. I'm having some existential dread rn thinking about it.
“I bear a special love for Poland, and if she will be obedient to My will, I will exalt her in might and holiness. From her will come forth the spark that will prepare the world for My final coming.”
@@BestKCL Polish Catholic nun Saint Faustina wrote it down in her diary after she had one of her many revelations. It seems somewhat related to the messianism theme in Polish romanticist literature (Christ of Europe), also since she died a year before ww2 started.
As an Austria, I would like to ask our Swiss friends if we could pool our budget together to disable the nukes targeting Stuttgart, Milan and Venice, just to limit our radiation exposure in the feudal post-war society....
We can not lose competition beetwen habsburg and ottoman in the future, yeah the monarchy still had high percentage to rule back if nuclear oblast happen tomorrow Ain't that beautiful number, lose monarchy 100 years ago just to go back 100 years later
For anyone just vibing to the music while the imminent cold death of our planet lingers at the doorstep, The music in the video is "Turjan Aylahn - Tanc a Lelek ( Highfleet OST)"
"The clock strikes midnight on 11th of April 2022. The future is so bright my friends. You won't even need to open your eyes to see it." I am terrified by this description.
Wouldn't say so, given that in reality much worse things are happening. Nuclear war is fast, almost instantaneous, in contrast to what is happening now in Ukraine.
@Esoteric Lunatic How many Ukrainian and Poland cities do you know? Compare it to number of nuclear weapon in russian arsenal. You underestimate nuclear war, you probably will NOT survive beginning of this war or survive after end shorter than you expect. And in either way it will be better than russian occupation.
@Esoteric Lunatic If you survive the nuclear blast you will wish you were dead. Explanation: Nukes have been detonated, radiation and nuclear fallout begins, the whole planet will begin to cool down exponentially to id say around -50 degrees celsius, there will be no more Sun for a while, which adds to you getting even more sick due to no vitamin D, the only place that might be safe is Antarctica because they have a bunker with so many seeds of the world to maybe replant but then again that's if the other places that haven't and when the world freezes it will stop the poles from melting at a fast rate, not sure if they have enough for to last long enough for the sun to come back though.
Nerds will always say "oH bUt NuclEAr WinTaR!!!!!" but as i said before, if Australians can survive even living in Australia then they can survive nuclear winter.
Memes are real… if only 100 mill dies instantly, probably billions will die from radiation exposure. The whole planet will have toxic air, get yourself access to a bunker and buy gas masks and food. 😂
"The clock strikes midnight on 11th of April 2022. The future is so bright my friends. You won't even need to open your eyes to see it." Edit: DATE CHANGED TO TODAY HERE WE GO
*Laughs* *in* *Article* *5* *casualty* Imagine that after the cold war and the fall of the USSR, Poland has been researching anti-nuke technologies and shit for surviving a nuclear winter. And after they pop out the big 5 they invade the wasted ruins hit by nukes. That would be a cool idea for a video game.
Until they have to face the hyper-advanced Swiss European order. Lmao cursed alliance. Don’t forget the Scandinavians too. They have quite the affinity for dark and cold weather. I’d recon they would survive. Especially if Finland and Sweden manage to stay neutral.
I assure you that in a global nuclear war there would be literally no land that wouldn't recieve a missile strike, 99% of the human population would die
I find the casulties rather low, considering that one nuke dropped on Nagasaki killed immediately around 40k people and that nuke was WAY smaller than nukes currently used
It doesn't scale linearly, for the simple reason that a city only holds so many people in it. You can't kill more people than already exist wherever the nuke lands.
@@dsdy1205 sure but for example 2 megaton bomb should level area of around 175 square kilometers, when you multiply this number with population density you get to a really high casulties count. For example Prague has population density somewhere around 2600 ppl per square kilometer, with simple math you get like 450 000 casulties. Of course considering that everyone dies in those collapsed buildings and it is only approximation but I still find it more accurate.
@@zrusit9640 each city gets more than one bomb, and the population density drops off as you leave the city center. Overall there's a finite number of people in each city, and so eventually if you saturate the city with enough bombs you run into diminishing returns. The simulation targets only the top 30 cities from each side of the conflict, so those are the ones that completely die, taking their 93 million population with them
The Simulation only estimates the number of deaths in the first few hours. However most people die in the timespan of like 3 hours to 3 weeks after the impact. Numbers would rise to a LOT more in this time...
"The clock strikes midnight on 11th of April 2022. The future is so bright my friends. You won't even need to open your eyes to see it." ayo wtf that's my bday💀
Everyone loses...new zealand, australia best potential for winners. Likely Australia since its bloody hot.....And that might slightly counter the nuclear winters.
Why would Australia not be targeted? Sure we don't have nuclear weapons but we're still part of the west. I have a wacky theory. Imagine that Russia feels as though its losing too hard and wants to hit back at some part of the west as a final goodbye from Putin's regime. Nuking Australia and NZ could be totally inconsequential. A few city killers would incapacitate the country, not cause nuclear winter or harmful radiation reaching the rest of the planet, and there would be no NATO retaliation since we're not part of the treaty. Think about that before you go to sleep XD
@@glaze_tpf9791 Can't say for sure, Australia is currently financing the killing of Russian soldiers (and rightfully so.) I'm just saying, if Russia wanted to nuke a western country and not have Nato retaliation/environmental consequences, Australia is the best option.
Today 11/15/2022, a russian missile hit a polish apartment building... it was a pleasure share this time line with all of you, see you all in the eternity. ❤
@@caiosoares2834 The Fourth world war is just gonna be south american countries brawling with brazil over wether the rest of humanity will speak portuguese or spanish
Poland: we have been wiped of the map for a hundred and twenty three years… None of you will be here for thousands of years after I’m done.niech żyje polska
@@terranical437 well, the southern hemisphere would have to deal with big supply shortages and economic crisis at the begining of post nuclear era, but some countries, specially powerful ones like Australia and Brazil would overcome those difficulties with the time and even, just speculating, be the leaders of the post apocalyptic New World Order
@@ernestorivas3764 Yep, but don't think that humanity will die. We've survived the Toba catastrophe with little as 33,000 humans, we'll most likely still be numbering billions after a huge catastrophe like a global nuclear war. Humanity will prevail.
Me, a pole living in Norway watching my family and friends get erased from existence while I drink gløgg: "Guess I'll have to make my own oscypki now, this sucks"
Honestly this sounds like a great plot for a movie or a game. A second cold war but Poland goes insane and escalates the war to nuclear level because of religion lol
On this day, a Russian missile landed in a Polish village and killed two farmers... By this day next year, the 82nd will have completed the liberation of Moscow
@@twojstarypijany3182 At least you know that there is democracy? democracy has never worked, especially important decisions are made only by politicians, so carry out orders such as dictatorship. Democracy does not exist, in our society, you can only live if you have money, democracy or dictatorship, if you are poor they do nothing.
This track is perfect for this meme. The music is Highfleet OST - Tanc a Lelek, the game's intro theme after the tutorial/prologue and enemy strike fleet combat theme.
I love this meme. 1. russia outside of November 6 is now afraid of a funny article. 2. russia has nothing but nuclear weapons. And he knows perfectly well that it is impossible to use it. 3. If they destroy Warsaw [I live in it] we will rebuild it anew ... I wonder if they will rebuild their country when the whole world tears it apart.
How do you rebuilt a city with nuclear residue, or whatever you call it, in the air? I'm no expert, I'm Polish after all, but I recon radiation would stay for decades at the least, though I think centuries would be more accurate.
@@vulthurmir2478 I will answer the same as to any post of this type. Showing fear of threatening a russian nuclear attack is like blood for a shark or a piranni. Only a hard attitude and, as Americans say, "having eggs" and talking to these animals from Russia from the point of strength can make a difference. And besides. Our country is like a phoenix ... it will always be reborn from its ashes. Whether it's historical or nuklar. Not a step back in front of these animals that murdered their royal family and now they have a new tsar.
@@Alex-jp9fj This is false, the nuclear ashes will block out the sun, nothing will grow in the entirety of earth except some hardy plants, famine will spread and you guys will eat nothing and die in less than 3 years.
![Poland NATO article 5 button [doomed version]](/img/n.gif)
Poland is just standing there... menacingly.
When your guard is down i think we'll both agree.
@@Erfierazgzb0ss4u violence breeds violence
Now we know why hitler invaded !
Lmao jk
@@kacperwoch4368 but in the end it has to be this way
@@OST1350 I’ve carved my own path
Poland : _You call it Doomsday. I call it Partition Prevention._
That one is actually really accurate and funy xD
lel
You can't engage in partition of nuclear wasteland, so yes. Pretty accurate
Putin : I call it Special Earth Annihilation Operation
We are not the same
To put this into perspective: more people would die in a nuclear exchange in the time between breakfast and lunch than both world wars combined
Both world wars? More like all wars in the history of humanity
@@James-cb7nb not that much
@@James-cb7nb you’re forgetting all of the Chinese civil wars
@@Dhjdhebdaish and the 30 years war
@@James-cb7nb not really
RISE, SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE COUNTRIES
IT'S OUR TURN TO RULE THE WORLD
*dies from cancer and/or famine *
We need to get china involved in this and then the third world will rule supreme
Don't forget our current goverments are so shit they will collapse the first year.
sukarno shall rise from the grave and unite the third world
*laughs in burnt skeleton*
Thus Australia automatically becomes the defacto new England.
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."
Me when play tetris for as long as possible
nice reference
New zealand and switzerland are chilling lol
@@JustDaveIsTaken Switzerland is probably not chilling after the 1st few strikes, but I can guarentee you that not even new zealand is chilling after that nuclear winter.
That's the thing, it's the only game you can still lose by not playing simply because everyone else lost.
France: we will not die for Poland.
Poland: yes, you will.
Fair
1939 edition:
France:we will not die for Gdańsk.
Germany:yes,you will
France should be the first to die in any war. They will surrender before Ukraine does
@@Jacobtheguy France didn't die even for Paris during ww2 xD
@@hehenoelo4858 France won't die even for France!
"Balance as long as you can, and when it's no longer possible, set the world on fire" - Józef Piłsudski Marshal of Poland
damn did he actually say that?
@@wilhelmvonhohenzollern6582 Probably-
What? Did he really say that????
@@kacperzimowski4626 yes
Isn't that one of the quotes used in the loading screens of medieval total war 2
Poland, what are you ready to sacrifice? Yes
Poland: This time I’m taking all of you with me
The Great Trial awaits
@@5000mahmud *sacred war plays at earrape volume*
Poland: civilisation itself
Everything
A song with a Hungarian name, composed by a French Muslim, for a game developed by Russians and published by Australians, has now become embedded in the collective consciousness as the Article 5/World War III/nuclear annihilation theme.
The reality continues to be stranger than fiction.
To be fair, this song plays when shit goes absolutely wrong in the game, when you are fighting a force that far outnumbers you and your chance of victory is functionally zero... or you resort to use of nuclear weapons.
what game is this soundtrack from?
@@quaza8515 Highfleet. Song is Tanc A Lelek
Nuclear anihilation now has a theme song... 2022 ppl
@Mandemon1990 hit the nail right on the head.
the most terrifying meme of the period
I agree
"We all joked Poland can into space, until they did."
@@BearOldcastle ayo.. dont scare the shit out of me i just made this just an hours ago
ua-cam.com/video/C4GM2p7UMHQ/v-deo.html
Most terrifying meme to date
@@kiro2693 you are most likely right, furthermore supported by the fact that probably because this could happen any moment and it's not joking around anymore, it's more of a nervous laughter.
America: So long as none of us invoke Article 5-
Poland: I have done nothing but invoke article 5 for 3 days.
_"You told me to!"_
YOU DID WHAT?!
Relax guys what is the point of alliance to not use It from time to time
Sorry, I'm not keen on the topic and currently in Poland, what did Poland do?
@@ethelg.1182 global understanding is that Poland is currently the most vocal about suppresing russian aggression as much as possible
For any interested: The Song is "Tanc a Lelec" from the game Highfleet, which, coincidentally, allows you to escalate into total nuclear war if you feel the enemy has bullied you enough.
Thanks for the song
I find this situation odd considering China, India, and the other non European nuclear powers don't do anything.
We all know that casualties would rise ridiculously higher when the bombs fall there
Why should they? It's a good opportunity for them with the destruction of the west China can trap them with their loans just like America did after ww2.
@@AaronBiswas There won't BE a west left for china to do anything with. China itself will be reduced to a backwater
@Daniel Jika nuclear war would have adverse effects on the world and end the global economy
@@vedsingh2108 abee pagal hai kya China neutral hoga iss war mein
@Daniel Jika india is long way from becoming a superpower my friend.
Imagine bullying a country so much to the point they're willing to end the world in retaliation.
Imagine ending the world over territory. Don’t get it twisted, Putin has no right to do this. Nobody does.
You can only bruise the quiet kid so much
I hope u don’t mean Russia getting bullied
ikr
@@providedyeti1518 but it constantly is lol. While Poland is just western mate all the way, until it comes to profit 🗿
This aged like fine *fucking* wine.
You're telling me.
(It is currently believed that a Russian drone has struck Polish soil. Not people thankfully but has crashed/exploded ~17 miles inland)
China, wondering where all their clients and customers went: 👁👄👁
Then they have a 5 year plan where they to explain Wee Ni Puh "sir, our crops are growing as literally grass. They are literally below fodder-grade. Humans can not survive on these. We can not import. From where? The world is gone.
We can not shift the northern wheat to the southern rice paddies fast enough. Hundreds of millions of Chinese will die in the next two-three years.
I conclude my 5 year plan.""
@Your local doujindealer Xi Jinping will transform into Mao Zedong
Can't rule the world with no world left bam foiled at last
@@ekszentrik we're asians as long as there's RICE we will RISE
(Maybe not for China since im pretty sure they'd get nuke too and Japan and India)
@Your local doujindealer Nah, more like very bad monday, tho this monday would go for few dozens weeks :^)
In this scenario, France is much akin to that little dog in the burning house emphasizing how this is just fine...
Same with the swiss
Right i forgot, then, “only the swiss”*
France is actually the best military of the continent and the third nuclear power world-wide.
@@raphdu45 I wasn't exactly questioning France's place on the military & nuclear power leaderboard but rather commenting on how funny it is that the country doesn't get nuked at all in the video compared to neighboring nations.
@@raphdu45 Calme toi stp il disait juste une blague pour détendre l'atmosphère.
As a polish person i can confirm; we do a fine amount of trolling.
The sun is about to crest the horizon on all corners of the globe
Trolling is an understatement
@@fluffypotato2255 furry detected, opinion rejected
@@Szerdjel women deflectors activated
Average amount of tomfoolery
GG, it was nice living at the same time as you all
Same bro
See you in the wastes bro
"Nice" is such a strong word for it.
Cant wait to be reduced to ashes
Well, that's a lot of likes.
“I mean 91 million ain’t that much”
~Poland
Edit: to the amount of people replying “ThE NumBeRs ArE UnReAliStIc” or “ThAt’s JuSt ThE InItiAl AmoUnT Of DeAtHs”, it doesn’t matter. Whatever number you throw at Poland, Poland will just say “it ain’t that much”
"It's just a number"
- Poland
146 milion ain't that much, right?
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
91 millions? Not good not bad
A small price to pay for salvation.
Most people die within 3 hours to 3 weeks after the explosion. The Number of Deaths would rise to like a Billion or so
When you wake up and wonder why the sun rose at 8pm
People in Central Europe and the Balkans wondering why the sun is rising from every direction at once
Me chling at the center of a new sun
@@generalrubbish9513 Turns the entire population of the Balkans into blind schizophrenics
@@generalrubbish9513 and then dying from radiation few hours later
yo who sleeps at 8pm tho
Unironically this is pretty much 90% what will happen in case of a nuclear attack by either side.
it’s actually far from it, I’m this scenario not a single Anti-air weapon is used on the Russian gravity bombers, not Russia nor America uses their anti-ballistic missile technology, and China and India don’t do anything despite them being nuclear countries, cringe
@@azariahazariah4493 see you had a point... Till you written cringe at the end.
@@azariahazariah4493 China and India (and Pakistan and Israel) will do jack shit on a nuclear exchange between Russia and NATO by the simple fact that they don't want to get nuked either.
@@ablacktemplar1971 cringe
@@Rendact see now you had no point... Till you written cringe
Just in case anyone thinks this is just a funny meme, do yourself a favor and look into how often Poland has lost and regained its independence. If there is any country who will trigger article 5 at the slightest hint that shit is coming their way, it is Poland. And I dont blame them either.
Poland got invaded a bunch but only occupied twice. History is funny when you zoom out
Honestly, from historical perspective, i can't blame Poland even for starting literal apocalypse.
@@monteniggrianCRUSHER Twice by Russia. For the longest part - it was over 120 years. It is been said that from now on Poland will always stay on maps, even if it's on the last maps humanity will ever draw.
@@Haos666 Yeah, but Poland was given to russia. russia didn't fully conquer it.
I mean...👀
It is intimidating, how Tanc a Lelek became the soundtrack for 2022.
Seeing such a great song from a great game get so much attention is awesome.
But damn I didn’t want to see it be appropriate for geopolitics.
The ending song
yep
could be worse; there's way less casualties than I thought and it directly hit Białystok, the shitty part of my family lives there
Well, in the scenario shown, China and North Korea didn't got involved. If they involved in nuclear war between Russia and NATO, the inmediate casualties would increase dramatically
Milky Golem himself lives in Białystok, so the city is save
@@PolishGod1234 wait, who's milky golem??
@@dytiscusmarginalis8443 Krzysztof Kononowicz. Lives in Białystok Szkolna street house number 17. A powerful swine, and defender of Podlasie, he himself said he's the Jesus Christ who came back from heavens, as well as grandson of Piłsudzki, so he must be pretty powerful.
@@PolishGod1234 ohh right!! I forgot about him! Yea he's basically doctor manhattan and he's best friend with the most famous Polish Major. This duo can stop any invading army and they are immune to nuclear weapons
This is no longer hypothetical, we are in actual happening territory.
Time for Poland to send 2 missiles "accidentally" into Kalingrad.
Now this is in keeping with the source material. Highfleet teaches you one thing above all else; do not be the first to push the nuclear button. You cannot put the genie back in the lamp.
The Gathering be like: Grand Duke found the Nuke Pile, now lets kill everyone
The first strike side has a strategic advantage
@@daikucoffee5316 And? They die either way so just don't do it at all.
@@daikucoffee5316 not when it's about atomic bombs
@@daikucoffee5316 strategic advantage to rule the rubble and brave a Nuclear Winter? ☢️ 🥶 ☢️❄️
Nobody wins a nuclear exchange, ideally we would create a world like the one gamers did in MGS V, where the whole in-game world disarmed & destroyed their nukes
This meme is just plain terrifying, even though article 5 is defense mechanism, it's something that'll make Russia respond offensively thus starting a war I wish not to see. I'm having some existential dread rn thinking about it.
If you had no exitential dread thinking about nuclear war, you should be liquidated for being a robot
@@or-6354 Personally I would like to see a nuclear war, as I love the bomb. What does that make me?
@@lordtoademort8124 Probably General Jack D. Ripper from Dr. Strangelove, cut it with the medicinal alcohol tho
If it helps, its highly unlikely that a nuclear exchange occurs between the two sides for obvious reasons. But... You never know.
Fearing nuclear war is as pointless as fearing death for the common folk.
15th of November 2022 "The Stray Rockets Incident"
“I bear a special love for Poland, and if she will be obedient to My will, I will exalt her in might and holiness. From her will come forth the spark that will prepare the world for My final coming.”
Pol-End makes sense.
As a Polish person I can conifrm.
Where does this quote originate?
@@BestKCL Polish Catholic nun Saint Faustina wrote it down in her diary after she had one of her many revelations. It seems somewhat related to the messianism theme in Polish romanticist literature (Christ of Europe), also since she died a year before ww2 started.
"Do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul; rather fear him who can destroy both body and soul in hell"
As an Austria, I would like to ask our Swiss friends if we could pool our budget together to disable the nukes targeting Stuttgart, Milan and Venice, just to limit our radiation exposure in the feudal post-war society....
We can not lose competition beetwen habsburg and ottoman in the future, yeah the monarchy still had high percentage to rule back if nuclear oblast happen tomorrow
Ain't that beautiful number, lose monarchy 100 years ago just to go back 100 years later
i'm italian and i would be pissed to die because of some polish/american/russian mfer who can't keep his greasy fingers off a red button
Buy THAAD systems (sponsored by Lockheed Martin)
As an Alsatian
We gotta get that Alemannisch-Austro-Bavarian Nuclear defence plan going haha
>Implying China wouldn't just move into the vacuum of a nuked Europe/America
15.11.2022
Russian rockets has fallen in Poland and killed 2 people
Poland: IT'S TIME TO DO THE FUNNY
For anyone just vibing to the music while the imminent cold death of our planet lingers at the doorstep,
The music in the video is "Turjan Aylahn - Tanc a Lelek ( Highfleet OST)"
thanks :D
Thank you
Shit is scary but I like it
it feels so wrong, i guess music is just taught differently around the world
@@Hakimgrr_ it's all wrong, yet I'm vibing
The fact than until yesterday 52%of Poles supported Poland involvement in this war is funny and scary at the same time
Even if they join, can they invoke 5th article? As in they declare war instead of Russian invade them first?
@@derkaiser9279 correct
@@derkaiser9279 nope. Article 5 doesnt activate when the erd party is defending itself from a NATO country
@@iplaygames8090 yeah but the second a Russian missile lands in polish territory…
As involvement you mean takin in refugees, sending humanitarian help ect. As funny/scary as the meme is, Poles dont want war.
"The clock strikes midnight on 11th of April 2022. The future is so bright my friends. You won't even need to open your eyes to see it." I am terrified by this description.
everything about this meme is terrifying. every aspect of it gives me chill
Reality has always been terrifying. Now we can just observe it
Wouldn't say so, given that in reality much worse things are happening. Nuclear war is fast, almost instantaneous, in contrast to what is happening now in Ukraine.
@Esoteric Lunatic How many Ukrainian and Poland cities do you know? Compare it to number of nuclear weapon in russian arsenal. You underestimate nuclear war, you probably will NOT survive beginning of this war or survive after end shorter than you expect. And in either way it will be better than russian occupation.
The music with this meme gives me a eerie feeling but a glorious one i welcome at the same time.
@Esoteric Lunatic If you survive the nuclear blast you will wish you were dead. Explanation: Nukes have been detonated, radiation and nuclear fallout begins, the whole planet will begin to cool down exponentially to id say around -50 degrees celsius, there will be no more Sun for a while, which adds to you getting even more sick due to no vitamin D, the only place that might be safe is Antarctica because they have a bunker with so many seeds of the world to maybe replant but then again that's if the other places that haven't and when the world freezes it will stop the poles from melting at a fast rate, not sure if they have enough for to last long enough for the sun to come back though.
You were given the choice between war and dishonour. You chose dishonour and you will have war.” Winston Churchill
November 15th, 2022 gang here, ready to watch the world burn
Have some 🍿
Finally, Australia looking like a nice place to live
Japan is out there sweating profusely
Nerds will always say "oH bUt NuclEAr WinTaR!!!!!"
but as i said before, if Australians can survive even living in Australia then they can survive nuclear winter.
They did it, but at what cost?
@@marranin007 still, I would like to die instantly from nuke instead of dying from starving, radiation or cold 💀
@@Steamy70 australians can't starve because they have giant mutant creatures everywhere
This would cause a little pole shift. Welcome to Brazil my friends. Welcome to Argentina.
I’m happy to receive my refugee package of cocaine, a revolver shotgun, and a nice tan.
@@pugasaurusrex8253 maybe skin cancer too, but that is the least of your problems. thyroid cancer might be the biggest one
@Braz Santana wt
Best place to hide
After that we'll wish we had perished in nuclear fire
@@argon65 XD
So we're all here, huh?
yeah
First thing that popped to mind
Not for long
i'll se you lads in Moscow
A foolproof way to reverse global warming
Patroling the Mojavie almost makes you wish for nuclear winter
Correction: Foolproof way to reverse humanity
@@aninternetuser8102 And humanity causes global warming. I know what I said.
@@aninternetuser8102 Would it really be a step backwards and not a step forward?
@@aninternetuser8102 Return to the Stone Age lesgooo
Everybody: I'm scared.
Poland: Don't worry. You see the flash and all the pain is gone .
Not only Poland. Ukraine too will be happy to see destruction of those who injured her so many pain.
@Arijit Biswas radiation would take the rest quite quickly.
@@Bolshevik.remover Not everyone... but live after nuclear war is more terrifying than dying in the first minutes of war
Nice knowing you boys. This actually became a reality.
Memes are real… if only 100 mill dies instantly, probably billions will die from radiation exposure. The whole planet will have toxic air, get yourself access to a bunker and buy gas masks and food. 😂
"The clock strikes midnight on 11th of April 2022. The future is so bright my friends. You won't even need to open your eyes to see it."
Edit: DATE CHANGED TO TODAY HERE WE GO
Perfect birthday gift for me!
@@imperialguardsman135 you wont even need to ignite your candles. Poland does it for you
Only 4 days till then.
I hope the party will lit. Never been anywhere since the lockdown
@@xeidalp6523 which is even funnier considering that I'm polish lmao
Poland: If i must die then im taking you with me!
Only we will die
@@kg8474 don't worry, if this happens, everyone dies
polska nie ma nic do gadania
As our greatest post-medieval leader Józef Piłsudski said "Keep the balance as long as you can and if not futher possible - set the world ablaze".
ITS NOT TRUE
*Laughs* *in* *Article* *5* *casualty*
Imagine that after the cold war and the fall of the USSR, Poland has been researching anti-nuke technologies and shit for surviving a nuclear winter. And after they pop out the big 5 they invade the wasted ruins hit by nukes. That would be a cool idea for a video game.
Until they have to face the hyper-advanced Swiss European order. Lmao cursed alliance. Don’t forget the Scandinavians too. They have quite the affinity for dark and cold weather. I’d recon they would survive. Especially if Finland and Sweden manage to stay neutral.
Africa and South America chilling and watching the horizon lighting up
I assure you that in a global nuclear war there would be literally no land that wouldn't recieve a missile strike, 99% of the human population would die
"Did you do it"
Poland: Yes
"What did it cost"
Poland: ... Nothin
What is dead cannot be killed.
Poland: "Nothing..."
"And what about the dead...?"
Poland: "Like those stiff twerps can complaint about it..."
Who is here after Russia fired 2 missiles in Poland by mistake ?
According to the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists' doomsday clock we're now *100 seconds away from midnight.*
That clock is worthless.
It’s 3pm right now, spooky
We've been there for some months now
What is significant about this? I'm ignorant on this subject.
That was in February
Does this mean I don't have to go to work?
I think you are not considering how this will affect the team
Hey, this is your boss. Are you still coming in? The roof is gone and we need someone to sweep up all this nuclear ash
I can't believe i was actually preferring this possibility if it would close down school again💀.
lol this. I wish i knew whether a nuclear war is actually going to happen in the near future, I could stop giving a shit
That time has come again my friends
I find the casulties rather low, considering that one nuke dropped on Nagasaki killed immediately around 40k people and that nuke was WAY smaller than nukes currently used
It doesn't scale linearly, for the simple reason that a city only holds so many people in it. You can't kill more people than already exist wherever the nuke lands.
@@dsdy1205 sure but for example 2 megaton bomb should level area of around 175 square kilometers, when you multiply this number with population density you get to a really high casulties count. For example Prague has population density somewhere around 2600 ppl per square kilometer, with simple math you get like 450 000 casulties. Of course considering that everyone dies in those collapsed buildings and it is only approximation but I still find it more accurate.
@@zrusit9640 each city gets more than one bomb, and the population density drops off as you leave the city center. Overall there's a finite number of people in each city, and so eventually if you saturate the city with enough bombs you run into diminishing returns. The simulation targets only the top 30 cities from each side of the conflict, so those are the ones that completely die, taking their 93 million population with them
@@dsdy1205 that makes sense, thank you
The Simulation only estimates the number of deaths in the first few hours.
However most people die in the timespan of like 3 hours to 3 weeks after the impact.
Numbers would rise to a LOT more in this time...
"The clock strikes midnight on 11th of April 2022. The future is so bright my friends. You won't even need to open your eyes to see it."
ayo wtf that's my bday💀
Russia arranged a gift for you
Midnight happens on April 1st
@@ProfTricky3168 the biggest prank of em all
THE DAY HAS COME
Q:Who participated in ww3?
A: NATO and Russia
Q: Who won?
A: China
Everyone loses...new zealand, australia best potential for winners.
Likely Australia since its bloody hot.....And that might slightly counter the nuclear winters.
so true NDR
@@danis8455 That many nuclear explosions will destroy the Earth completely, so Australia will be no more xd
China would join in to nuke the hell out of USA,and North Korea would also join bc why not
I'd say Vault-Tec won
Europe: fucking vaporised
me in Australia: lmao
South america laughs in the distance alongside the emus and kiwis
Why would Australia not be targeted? Sure we don't have nuclear weapons but we're still part of the west. I have a wacky theory. Imagine that Russia feels as though its losing too hard and wants to hit back at some part of the west as a final goodbye from Putin's regime. Nuking Australia and NZ could be totally inconsequential. A few city killers would incapacitate the country, not cause nuclear winter or harmful radiation reaching the rest of the planet, and there would be no NATO retaliation since we're not part of the treaty. Think about that before you go to sleep XD
@@martinhoffmann1063 if we are not a part of nato, Russia wouldn't bother us in the 1st place after the US does something stupid.
@@glaze_tpf9791 Can't say for sure, Australia is currently financing the killing of Russian soldiers (and rightfully so.) I'm just saying, if Russia wanted to nuke a western country and not have Nato retaliation/environmental consequences, Australia is the best option.
the good thing about nuclear winter and radioactive fallout is that its not seasonal or picky about your location.
Today 11/15/2022, a russian missile hit a polish apartment building... it was a pleasure share this time line with all of you, see you all in the eternity. ❤
Now it is Brazil Planet.
"You are going to Brazil" wasn't a threat. It was a premonition.
@@caiosoares2834 The Fourth world war is just gonna be south american countries brawling with brazil over wether the rest of humanity will speak portuguese or spanish
China disagrees
@@caiosoares2834 they were warning us
Ukraine : "Wait, NATO, where are your missles go-"
True
Poland: "Does it really make a diffrence?"
"look son the sky is full of comets today, let's enjoy the moment while we can, it's not gonna happen for a long time since now"
China would also be a NATO target because a nuclear geopolitical rival cannot be allowed to survive a nuclear war.
No one is surviving a nuclear war. All it means is China will die slower
It would be a dick move but they would get clapped to.
lol no
I assure you there would be no place that won't get nuked, it doesn't matter what place it is
CHINA NUMBA ONE!!!!!
If you have no enough power to fight with conventional methods, when you are loosing a war, you use nuclear warheads and no one wins.
From my point of view the poor one win
Or you can be rational about it, use them as a threat to enforce some sort of white peace when pushed into defensive. Yeah... rational... Putin...
15.11.22
Сообщается о падении ракеты на территорию Польши...
Польша созывает комитет сов.министров по нац.безопасности и обороне.
Посмотрим что будет
угарну если от пво какельской
@@crystalizer6077 ждем референдум в калининградской области, пора устроить срусорез
@@uktaufaun пхпхпхпх, не тебе это говорить, понадусеровый
@@crystalizer6077 >хрю
"The clock strikes midnight on 11th of April 2022."
my 20th birthday's going to be awesome!
at least I will have a precise lifespan of 20 years
excuse me... what?
when the Doomsday Clock strikes midnight it means the world is basically dead
@@shpho I`m just curious where you`ve got that specific date... there are lots of predictions
This one was a quote from this video's description
@@shpho oh nice so now i can calmly go to sleep again
Poland: we have been wiped of the map for a hundred and twenty three years…
None of you will be here for thousands of years after I’m done.niech żyje polska
Imagine being a time traveler and then you showed this video to the people in 2020 when they were already stressed out due to the lockdowns.
"Some of you may die, but its a sacrifice I'm willing to make"
- Poland 2022
What a great day for being a Global Southerner
Specially from South America
No because the nuclear winter and the economical apocalypse will make the living envy the dead
All of these are speculation, but humanity will prevail no matter what, better living in the south then the north no matter what.
@@terranical437 well, the southern hemisphere would have to deal with big supply shortages and economic crisis at the begining of post nuclear era, but some countries, specially powerful ones like Australia and Brazil would overcome those difficulties with the time and even, just speculating, be the leaders of the post apocalyptic New World Order
@@ernestorivas3764 Yep, but don't think that humanity will die. We've survived the Toba catastrophe with little as 33,000 humans, we'll most likely still be numbering billions after a huge catastrophe like a global nuclear war. Humanity will prevail.
This is becoming scarier every single day
Cant believe we europeans fought echother for centuries just to leave this earth together in one big ray of light. The grand final of the old world.
When the quiet guy in chat says "Poland is not yet lost!"
Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła!
Do it Poland, do the funny. Now’s your chance.
There's no funnny thing about it. There will be consequenses
@@Kaminskycothere always are.
Me, a pole living in Norway watching my family and friends get erased from existence while I drink gløgg:
"Guess I'll have to make my own oscypki now, this sucks"
Same
My family in kraków and me in Ireland
At least I'll still be able take kiełbasa
Me, in the literal middle of it all: "You must be shitting me"
As Pole who freshly moved to Finland i share Your sentiment and hope your life in civilized country treats you well
@@Sephiroth391 Poland government is based
I've seen memes turned into reality please dont make our life any harder 2022
Shut up
Welp. Here we are!
"You call it nuclear annihilation, I call nuclear retribution." -Polish Man Probably
God is with us
Poland stays strong and will burn this heretic world to ground
I wonder if being polish automatically makes you a nihilist?
But yeah, I agree, let's burn this world to the ground
@@leonniyawski3929 Being Polish automaticly makes you a Christian and far-right
Even our ruling party is far-right
Honestly this sounds like a great plot for a movie or a game. A second cold war but Poland goes insane and escalates the war to nuclear level because of religion lol
Deus Vult bracie!
@@tsctv4778 Semper Fidelis Deus, Domine Sancti
Amen
Today Poland might trigger it
As a Brit this is why I love Poles.
@@bobo-lu2ef plumbers don't forget the plumbers, thanks to them your house isn't clogged up whit shit.
@@bobo-lu2ef I love the victim blaming
As a Russian, I don't like Poland and poles
@@GeorgeS360 no one care, what russians thinks.
@@GeorgeS360 Why cus we took Moscow twice and kicked ur ass in 1920?
On this day, a Russian missile landed in a Polish village and killed two farmers... By this day next year, the 82nd will have completed the liberation of Moscow
I love how Finland gets hit but not Norway, which is a NATO country.
I’m here because Russia accidentally fired missiles in Poland killing 2 people
Russian has died, it is over now.
This is it boys ! See you on the other side !
Here after 2 missiles hitted Polands territory.🥲
Don't worry everyone, nuclear war is the price we have to pay for our democracy **evil grin**
"We don't beg for freedom, we fight for it"
@@twojstarypijany3182 At least you know that there is democracy? democracy has never worked, especially important decisions are made only by politicians, so carry out orders such as dictatorship. Democracy does not exist, in our society, you can only live if you have money, democracy or dictatorship, if you are poor they do nothing.
The moment when (most of) authoritarians are better than radical democrats:
Based Organization of Free Nations
True, let's sit and watch the world burn
POV: Any NATO country that gets attacked, gets kicked out of NATO instantly right in that second
it does not work like that
@@user-jh1pe2mu8j that’s the joke
@@user-jh1pe2mu8j It could always start working like that.
1.09.1939 WW2 Start in Poland
12.09.1939 Poland was kicked out from "Polish-French-British alliance"
Its work like that
@@przemekj2196 yeah back in 1939, not 2022
China: CHILL MAN CHILL!!!
Latinoamerica: Blessed to live in Latam to see another day.
This track is perfect for this meme.
The music is Highfleet OST - Tanc a Lelek, the game's intro theme after the tutorial/prologue and enemy strike fleet combat theme.
thank you, ive been looking for the song name
That description is hilarious until you realize it's terrifying
😂😂🙂😳😦
Ok... this just became a reality.
American kids be like, 1983: Weekly Reader & Wargames. 2022: Live coverage & Memes. Both generations can agree: Nobody wins this scenario.
Woah, a nuclear war, just a [time period] away!
59 barrels of rum on the wall.
It Come so fast!
Can you believe it?
This is quite literally the most unga bunga thing the human race can do.
Glad to see it's a meme, as now I can't sleep.
I love this meme.
1. russia outside of November 6 is now afraid of a funny article. 2. russia has nothing but nuclear weapons. And he knows perfectly well that it is impossible to use it. 3. If they destroy Warsaw [I live in it] we will rebuild it anew ... I wonder if they will rebuild their country when the whole world tears it apart.
How do you rebuilt a city with nuclear residue, or whatever you call it, in the air? I'm no expert, I'm Polish after all, but I recon radiation would stay for decades at the least, though I think centuries would be more accurate.
You have no idea how nuclear war will look like, there will be no one left to rebuild anything
@@vulthurmir2478 I will answer the same as to any post of this type. Showing fear of threatening a russian nuclear attack is like blood for a shark or a piranni. Only a hard attitude and, as Americans say, "having eggs" and talking to these animals from Russia from the point of strength can make a difference. And besides. Our country is like a phoenix ... it will always be reborn from its ashes. Whether it's historical or nuklar. Not a step back in front of these animals that murdered their royal family and now they have a new tsar.
@@vulthurmir2478 we're like cockroaches. Officially erased from the map for 123 years already, but what did that achieve in the end?
even if Italy is ruled by idiots we will always be there for the wonderful Polish people
At this point, I’m starting to suspect Russian nukes won’t even work.
↑ clueless
@@briefersrock4591 it’s pointing at your name.
@BegissoR yeah but russia doesnt maintain 90% of their equipment like in Ukraine
That face when you're a russian and you know a good portion was sold for scraps and parts because your country is run by thieves 🙂
@@romakrelian Actually it's pointing you (🤓)
everybody: “Poland please be rational!!!”
Poland: “THE WORLD WILL RUE THE DAY THEY TRIED TO END ME”
Russia: *Triggers Article 5*
Poland: Partition this you filthy Casual
Meanwhile France is just chilling and watching Germany, Belgium along with England getting deleted
That's actually a pretty big win
Until the nuclear fallout enters their vineyards. SACRÉ BLUE!!!
@@brentschellekens4151 nah it'll stop at the border
That's what the French government said after Chernobyl, so we'll be just fine
@@Alex-jp9fj Not even the fallout can withstand the fr*nch
None hit the North of England so I wouldn't be surprised if the northerners took over
@@Alex-jp9fj This is false, the nuclear ashes will block out the sun, nothing will grow in the entirety of earth except some hardy plants, famine will spread and you guys will eat nothing and die in less than 3 years.