15 Minutes of Jokes About the Struggle to Get Fit | Netflix

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  • @dvezha
    @dvezha Рік тому +614

    “We’re not here to play games. We’re here to delay death.” 🤣

  • @taundra52
    @taundra52 Рік тому +418

    Never heard of Sheng Wang, but his voice alone makes me laugh lol .. he's so chill 😂

    • @taundra52
      @taundra52 Рік тому +3

      @campzzyzx6633 gonna go look now

    • @mewhzy1501
      @mewhzy1501 Рік тому +4

      Wow, frfr.🤣 his voice reminds me so much of ricky velez. Ricky has a Hilarious stand up called 'heres everything'😂👍

    • @donnalo51
      @donnalo51 Рік тому +3

      Cadence of Mitch Hedberg RIP

    • @lhj276
      @lhj276 Рік тому +2

      I was just going to say that. He totally ripped off Mitch. Oh well. Mitch isn't able to do his voice. RIP

    • @taundra52
      @taundra52 Рік тому +1

      @@lhj276 I had never even heard of Mitch until today 😔... I definitely see the similarities.

  • @JasmineGarcia-ji6yb
    @JasmineGarcia-ji6yb Рік тому +8

    That basketball joke was everything!!! I wanted more 😭

  • @gertrudis214
    @gertrudis214 Рік тому +50

    sheng wang is a gem

  • @lukemehalick370
    @lukemehalick370 Рік тому +43

    "Turn over...giggle time"
    Got me.

  • @michah321
    @michah321 Рік тому +199

    I don't like collective enthusiasm.. That's one of the best sentences I've ever heard. 😅

    • @-norsecode-
      @-norsecode- Рік тому +10

      Neither do I but for some stupid reason I decided to be a cheerleader in high school. Absolutely the worst decision of my life. 😂

    • @michah321
      @michah321 Рік тому +2

      @@-norsecode- lol, I wanted to be but I was too clumsy and couldn't yell. Now I'm glad it didn't work out.

    • @-norsecode-
      @-norsecode- Рік тому +1

      @@michah321 My super powers are yelling and clumsiness😅. No joke I ate the gym floor during my try out. I came in too hot with some flips, but I got back up, kept it moving, didn't skip a beat and became co-captain!

    • @michah321
      @michah321 Рік тому +2

      @@-norsecode- that's awesome!

    • @-norsecode-
      @-norsecode- Рік тому

      @@michah321 My face hitting the floor wasn't awesome 😅😅😅😂😂

  • @deegassaway6854
    @deegassaway6854 Рік тому +302

    "Just tell ppl you used to weigh 300 lbs" 🤣🤣🤣
    I do this with my age.
    If you tell ppl you are older, you always getting complimented for looking good for your age. 😀
    Its awesome.
    And a lie.
    🤣

    • @carabiner7999
      @carabiner7999 Рік тому +1

      Me too!

    • @-norsecode-
      @-norsecode- Рік тому +2

      🤣

    • @lukemehalick370
      @lukemehalick370 Рік тому +1

      I used to be 8 thousand pounds, but now I got abs. There's one lie & one truth in there. You can decide.

    • @sannaryles
      @sannaryles Рік тому

      g'd'f'j't'f'j'f'y'g'j'k'y'g'f'k'ygdfjtfjfygjkygfky

    • @Mushroom321-
      @Mushroom321- Рік тому

      😅😅

  • @DK-un9km
    @DK-un9km Рік тому +57

    As I was literally cleaning my blender from a very healthy smoothie. 😂😂😂

  • @ecospider5
    @ecospider5 Рік тому +122

    Everyone turn to your right and say "get it girl" to the back of their head.

    • @designermom3boys
      @designermom3boys Рік тому +3

      🤣OMG, this comment almost made me spit my drink.

  • @1bestfriend2u18
    @1bestfriend2u18 Рік тому +21

    2:35 Now I can't stop looking at Will. Will Moraski

  • @calebsamples4935
    @calebsamples4935 Рік тому +77

    Sebastian Maniscalco will always be my favorite comedian

  • @teelady4561
    @teelady4561 Рік тому +37

    That bra joke was madd funny
    Her facial expression was the truth💯

  • @linzeeb4
    @linzeeb4 Рік тому +94

    Janelle James and Hasan Minhaj are always a good time 😂

    • @ryanpulliam8987
      @ryanpulliam8987 Рік тому +2

      Hasan is hilarious! I miss his show he did I'm sad it was cancelled before I discovered it

    • @linzeeb4
      @linzeeb4 Рік тому +3

      @@ryanpulliam8987 yeah Patriot Act was so good and quite popular. Netflix fumbled that.

  • @bckazee
    @bckazee Рік тому +208

    We're not here to play games, we're here to delay death 🤣🤣🤣🤣. As someone who feels like a beat up pinto every time I go to the Dr this hit different 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shymcg
      @shymcg Рік тому +3

      “Come back with a Dr’s note” 😂

    • @kelechi321
      @kelechi321 Рік тому

      Who was that comedian...I want more
      He killed it

  • @margaretkempflange1650
    @margaretkempflange1650 Рік тому +8

    "is it safe to eat again"
    that's hilarious

  • @jolbi23
    @jolbi23 Рік тому +15

    “How dare you show people what we could look like.” 😅

  • @annelisezeender1334
    @annelisezeender1334 Рік тому +25

    That pink dress looks like something that Sailor Moon would wear during her quarter life crisis

  • @Jadorelainie
    @Jadorelainie Рік тому +32

    We not here to play games, we here to *DELAY* death...
    😂😂😂

  • @ophelias4172
    @ophelias4172 Рік тому +29

    I use and clean a blender all the time. Chocolate milkshakes cure depression. For five minutes.

  • @inkmartyr
    @inkmartyr Рік тому +33

    …”because we’re all gonna die” lol sad but true 🤣🤣🤣

  • @amyc5041
    @amyc5041 Рік тому +23

    I don’t call it quitting, I call it doing something else.

  • @scottlarock7924
    @scottlarock7924 Рік тому +35

    I love the fact that you could basically turn the audio off with Sebastian Maniscalco and still crack up.

  • @traceybee1409
    @traceybee1409 Рік тому +25

    Im going to bed tonight thinking of Will too 😍

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 Рік тому +36

    Watched this right before heading to the gym 😅

  • @sunderwood9321
    @sunderwood9321 Рік тому +16

    I love when the audience cracks you guys up!! Thanks for the smiles!

  • @-norsecode-
    @-norsecode- Рік тому +23

    "Cuz that's what makes me happy. I like to be bothered." I feel seen. 👀

  • @leonelcadet3833
    @leonelcadet3833 Рік тому +13

    Sheng, Nate; I would recommend those specials.👌.

  • @inherhead
    @inherhead Рік тому +7

    "crying cause the outside smells like the past" is so me lmfaooo

  • @lauramanhart1829
    @lauramanhart1829 Рік тому +3

    "Why can't you just do you?" "Cuz thats what i do, i like to be bothered" haha

  • @KC-skis
    @KC-skis Рік тому +6

    Sheng wang Netflix special was fire

  • @lizcabreraspencer4294
    @lizcabreraspencer4294 Рік тому +6

    Whoa. Sheng Wang giving major Mitch Hedberg vibes.

  • @EayuProuxm
    @EayuProuxm Рік тому +45

    The bra joke was killer

  • @vanessalivinglife
    @vanessalivinglife Рік тому +1

    The jokes about running on the treadmill did me in😂😂😂. That really happens.

  • @elizabethd112
    @elizabethd112 Рік тому +12

    I saw Ava and have to click. Have to say she's a lot tamer in real life LOL

  • @The_Legend_0-0-7
    @The_Legend_0-0-7 Рік тому +21

    A man saying giggle or giggling makes me laugh hard 😂😂😂

  • @juliosamaniego6585
    @juliosamaniego6585 Рік тому +7

    Joe List is the best

  • @glowingowl221
    @glowingowl221 Рік тому +2

    These were all so good , so many legends on here

  • @dalibofurnell
    @dalibofurnell Рік тому +1

    I love these jokes 😂

  • @vee5315
    @vee5315 Рік тому +2

    As someone who use to make smoothies everyday.. (no longer do) I appreciate this joke 5:04 . Lol!

  • @kris7bs
    @kris7bs Рік тому +16

    Nate gets me every time

  • @RacieRain
    @RacieRain Рік тому

    Oh my, the pink frock. 😂

  • @anleverlfixedlmark
    @anleverlfixedlmark Рік тому +1

    So good! Thanks

  • @kelechi321
    @kelechi321 Рік тому +2

    Who is the dude in Yellow...that set was funny
    I want more

  • @Turco949
    @Turco949 Рік тому +23

    Kevin Hart gym story from his first standup would have been much more appropriate for this compilation plus it was also funnier.

  • @ShayBoogie44
    @ShayBoogie44 Рік тому +10

    Kevin Hart is the most famous but least funny out the bunch

  • @matthewwilson5428
    @matthewwilson5428 Рік тому +6

    Wow! Sheng Wang = Asian Mitch Hedberg 😳

  • @loisdefelici3487
    @loisdefelici3487 Рік тому +1

    Great bit😂

  • @rebeccamuntean1320
    @rebeccamuntean1320 Рік тому +3

    Rachel Feinstein so underrated

  • @char_mc99
    @char_mc99 Місяць тому

    Giggle time 😂😂😂

  • @nice00017
    @nice00017 11 місяців тому

    Nice ❤

  • @Meisha-san
    @Meisha-san Рік тому

    Sabastian came on & I smashed like 😂

  • @R.Oates7902
    @R.Oates7902 Рік тому +3

    I like that he didn't swear at all

  • @hussainalibrahim307
    @hussainalibrahim307 Рік тому +3

    I was waiting for Richard Pryor's clip

  • @gabriellewhodat1616
    @gabriellewhodat1616 Рік тому +16

    I wanna die with a bagel I my hand. #deathgoals

  • @nicmcj
    @nicmcj Рік тому +2

    In addition to that first one, just finishing a good jog

  • @judywanjiku2
    @judywanjiku2 Рік тому

    Wow the second comedian was amazing😍 Who is he?

  • @callarati
    @callarati 2 місяці тому

    Is it safe to eat again 😂😂😂

  • @crunchybunbun
    @crunchybunbun Рік тому +2

    Sheng Wang and Hasan are the funniest. Hahahahah

  • @jenb3614
    @jenb3614 Рік тому +2

    Omg...the blender is such a pain...she hit on the head..

  • @chichimwansa
    @chichimwansa Рік тому

    Curls make your biceps scream

  • @cyberneticorganismskynet
    @cyberneticorganismskynet Рік тому

    It really is . First line

  • @hellkat1320
    @hellkat1320 11 місяців тому

    You can tell which comics are the newest because they are the ones talking the fastest lol. Andrew Santino for example sounded like he was on speed, the audience was being prevented from laughing so that they could catch what all he was saying, resulting in and oddly quiet audience despite the use of good jobs, further worsening Andrew’s possible stress and insecurity, which in turn is obviously cause reflecting in his behavior by talking EVEN FASTERRR!!!

  • @Nu_Merick
    @Nu_Merick Рік тому +8

    Each shit diet, feel like shit day to day. Eat clean and exercise, feel better day to day. It's not about "we are all gonna die anyways" it's how we feel daily along that path

  • @madmurd6596
    @madmurd6596 Рік тому

    Sheng wang looks like Neil from the young ones! 🤣🤪

  • @cheerscheers9819
    @cheerscheers9819 11 місяців тому

    What was the First Lady comedian’s name?

  • @toddbarge9975
    @toddbarge9975 Рік тому

    Hey Netflix. Advice: put a kevin hart, bill burr, or manco clip in every mashup. Even the unpalatable sets won’t sink the crappier videos you may post.

  • @chrisconfire
    @chrisconfire Рік тому +2

    I didn't know Janelle did comedy

  • @Tonay1999
    @Tonay1999 Рік тому

    We are here to delay death...😂😂😂😂

  • @spicnspan87
    @spicnspan87 Рік тому

    imagine being in a plank when the bomb hits - me as I explain to NYSC why I need to cancel my membership

  • @eleanorsvenson2958
    @eleanorsvenson2958 Рік тому +1

    Hiking is exercise

  •  Рік тому

    4:11
    Kevin Hart told the same joke, didn't he?

  • @ColocasiaCorm
    @ColocasiaCorm Рік тому

    4:11
    Who did this joke before? Kevin hart?

    • @ColocasiaCorm
      @ColocasiaCorm Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/c5zVZT8mXwg/v-deo.html&feature=shares

  • @saavibanga2825
    @saavibanga2825 Рік тому

    i was literally just thinking about this ai is getting really real

  • @adrienneb1141
    @adrienneb1141 Рік тому +7

    Beth Stelling looks like a white Tisha Campbell

    • @juicymiss87
      @juicymiss87 Рік тому +2

      If someone they were half sisters I would totally believe it 😂😩

    • @rtierra
      @rtierra Рік тому

      💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Raddiebaddie
    @Raddiebaddie Рік тому

    This is if Kristen Stewart like split into two people 😂

  • @KassiaHaynes
    @KassiaHaynes Рік тому

    Is Catherine Cohen the real life Alexis Rose?

  • @eric_l
    @eric_l Рік тому +2

    Kevin Hart is way too long and funny😅

  • @ericramos3416
    @ericramos3416 Рік тому +3

    The nip slips....lip slips....I love group exercises

  • @nozrep
    @nozrep Рік тому +18

    good jokes obviously but if I may, on a buzzkilling😅, serious note, exercising in groups in NOT disgusting. Oh sure oh sure, yes, there may always be that “one guy” or “one girl” who unneccesarily draws attention to theirself. But also, exercising in groups is always a popular thing because the idea is everyone motivates each other to do better and to work out harder.

  • @samagradev862
    @samagradev862 Рік тому

    4:16 this jokes seems stolen from Kevin's act

  • @carolbuzelim
    @carolbuzelim 6 місяців тому

    I judge everyone at the gym, thats why i go there

  • @jayblaze1507
    @jayblaze1507 Рік тому

    "The Wangsta"

  • @meloncake7933
    @meloncake7933 Рік тому

    Right when I was eating cheetos

  • @55555brownie
    @55555brownie Рік тому +1

    It’s sad where K hart is with comedy 😢

  • @velkrokitty260
    @velkrokitty260 Рік тому +1

    That girl in the pink dress totally recycled her opening jokes that have been around for ages. Like almost word for word. Sad.

  • @shawnperez6880
    @shawnperez6880 Рік тому +2

    Used to weigh 300 pounds

  • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
    @JDMimeTHEFIRST Рік тому +1

    4;56. Did her parents pay someone to give her a special? She reminds me of the snotty resident I had to work with who had a rich mom and scammed the system to get affordable housing by claiming she was low income (she’s a doctor). This doesn’t seem right. Just to be clear, I’m a woman and most of my favorite comedians are women. But this woman seems like a nepo baby who got a special because her mom owns Netflix. How? I’m funnier accidentally . She’s basically making fun of people who work hard and earn things. I don’t think she’s being ironic like Natasha Leggero either (Natasha didn’t grow up rich and is funny).

    • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
      @JDMimeTHEFIRST Рік тому +1

      I also don’t understand why people are so into Nate Bergatze. His act is like 90% of stuff I heard 10 years ago. Sorry, not trying to insult, but I’m trying to understand why neurotypicals like things that make them feel safe but aren’t actually funny. The rest of these guys/gals are great. I like most comedians. But once in a while, some people who are popular but not funny sneak in just on popularity which explodes my neurodivergent brain. People who don’t actually have to eat their way just astound me.

  • @ModishShrink
    @ModishShrink Рік тому +2

    What's up with the blue jacket guy just now discovering Camelbacks?

  • @erikbihari3625
    @erikbihari3625 Рік тому

    Ok.

  • @felixmiranda1288
    @felixmiranda1288 Рік тому +1

    😂

  • @jddj6486
    @jddj6486 Рік тому +1

    Lol, A CamelBack....

  • @tashawaters89
    @tashawaters89 Рік тому +1

    Kevin Hart wow :) backward puncher lol

  • @BELIKEJUATER
    @BELIKEJUATER Рік тому +1

    Kevin Hart use to be funny. What happened

  • @Tyler_ThaTruth
    @Tyler_ThaTruth Рік тому

    how the hell was kevin hart the least funny comedian in this video lol

  • @rockjeff87
    @rockjeff87 Рік тому

    Taudodpqdas

  • @billysullivan6788
    @billysullivan6788 5 місяців тому

    Aside from Janell all these other women are just whinning and/or complaining. Be frigging original.

  • @JackHandy7385
    @JackHandy7385 Рік тому +8

    This chick in the pink dress is not a comedian.

    • @tamply3
      @tamply3 Рік тому

      None of these are

    • @Nu_Merick
      @Nu_Merick Рік тому

      Yea most of these aren't funny bc how inaccurate they are🤣

    • @eveelliot4968
      @eveelliot4968 Рік тому

      She's doing a Jim Gaffigan bit

  • @Lusciousmook9091
    @Lusciousmook9091 Рік тому

    Don’t be with a man that doesn’t allow u to east

  • @user-bn1lb8ey9v
    @user-bn1lb8ey9v Рік тому +3

    pink dress girl was painfully unfunny

  • @kennethtodd5873
    @kennethtodd5873 Рік тому

    Comedy that uses profanity is a cheap shot. Do the work. KLT