"Just tell ppl you used to weigh 300 lbs" 🤣🤣🤣 I do this with my age. If you tell ppl you are older, you always getting complimented for looking good for your age. 😀 Its awesome. And a lie. 🤣
@@michah321 My super powers are yelling and clumsiness😅. No joke I ate the gym floor during my try out. I came in too hot with some flips, but I got back up, kept it moving, didn't skip a beat and became co-captain!
We're not here to play games, we're here to delay death 🤣🤣🤣🤣. As someone who feels like a beat up pinto every time I go to the Dr this hit different 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Each shit diet, feel like shit day to day. Eat clean and exercise, feel better day to day. It's not about "we are all gonna die anyways" it's how we feel daily along that path
You can tell which comics are the newest because they are the ones talking the fastest lol. Andrew Santino for example sounded like he was on speed, the audience was being prevented from laughing so that they could catch what all he was saying, resulting in and oddly quiet audience despite the use of good jobs, further worsening Andrew’s possible stress and insecurity, which in turn is obviously cause reflecting in his behavior by talking EVEN FASTERRR!!!
Hey Netflix. Advice: put a kevin hart, bill burr, or manco clip in every mashup. Even the unpalatable sets won’t sink the crappier videos you may post.
good jokes obviously but if I may, on a buzzkilling😅, serious note, exercising in groups in NOT disgusting. Oh sure oh sure, yes, there may always be that “one guy” or “one girl” who unneccesarily draws attention to theirself. But also, exercising in groups is always a popular thing because the idea is everyone motivates each other to do better and to work out harder.
4;56. Did her parents pay someone to give her a special? She reminds me of the snotty resident I had to work with who had a rich mom and scammed the system to get affordable housing by claiming she was low income (she’s a doctor). This doesn’t seem right. Just to be clear, I’m a woman and most of my favorite comedians are women. But this woman seems like a nepo baby who got a special because her mom owns Netflix. How? I’m funnier accidentally . She’s basically making fun of people who work hard and earn things. I don’t think she’s being ironic like Natasha Leggero either (Natasha didn’t grow up rich and is funny).
I also don’t understand why people are so into Nate Bergatze. His act is like 90% of stuff I heard 10 years ago. Sorry, not trying to insult, but I’m trying to understand why neurotypicals like things that make them feel safe but aren’t actually funny. The rest of these guys/gals are great. I like most comedians. But once in a while, some people who are popular but not funny sneak in just on popularity which explodes my neurodivergent brain. People who don’t actually have to eat their way just astound me.
“We’re not here to play games. We’re here to delay death.” 🤣
"Come back with a doctor's note." 😂💀
😂😂
Never heard of Sheng Wang, but his voice alone makes me laugh lol .. he's so chill 😂
Now go watch a set of Mitch Hedberg.
@@Campzzyzx gonna go look now
Wow, frfr.🤣 his voice reminds me so much of ricky velez. Ricky has a Hilarious stand up called 'heres everything'😂👍
Cadence of Mitch Hedberg RIP
I was just going to say that. He totally ripped off Mitch. Oh well. Mitch isn't able to do his voice. RIP
"Just tell ppl you used to weigh 300 lbs" 🤣🤣🤣
I do this with my age.
If you tell ppl you are older, you always getting complimented for looking good for your age. 😀
Its awesome.
And a lie.
🤣
Me too!
🤣
I used to be 8 thousand pounds, but now I got abs. There's one lie & one truth in there. You can decide.
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I don't like collective enthusiasm.. That's one of the best sentences I've ever heard. 😅
Neither do I but for some stupid reason I decided to be a cheerleader in high school. Absolutely the worst decision of my life. 😂
@@-norsecode- lol, I wanted to be but I was too clumsy and couldn't yell. Now I'm glad it didn't work out.
@@michah321 My super powers are yelling and clumsiness😅. No joke I ate the gym floor during my try out. I came in too hot with some flips, but I got back up, kept it moving, didn't skip a beat and became co-captain!
@@-norsecode- that's awesome!
@@michah321 My face hitting the floor wasn't awesome 😅😅😅😂😂
As I was literally cleaning my blender from a very healthy smoothie. 😂😂😂
"Turn over...giggle time"
Got me.
sheng wang is a gem
Everyone turn to your right and say "get it girl" to the back of their head.
🤣OMG, this comment almost made me spit my drink.
We're not here to play games, we're here to delay death 🤣🤣🤣🤣. As someone who feels like a beat up pinto every time I go to the Dr this hit different 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Come back with a Dr’s note” 😂
Who was that comedian...I want more
He killed it
That bra joke was madd funny
Her facial expression was the truth💯
That basketball joke was everything!!! I wanted more 😭
“How dare you show people what we could look like.” 😅
2:35 Now I can't stop looking at Will. Will Moraski
Janelle James and Hasan Minhaj are always a good time 😂
Hasan is hilarious! I miss his show he did I'm sad it was cancelled before I discovered it
@@ryanpulliam8987 yeah Patriot Act was so good and quite popular. Netflix fumbled that.
That pink dress looks like something that Sailor Moon would wear during her quarter life crisis
I don’t call it quitting, I call it doing something else.
"is it safe to eat again"
that's hilarious
I love the fact that you could basically turn the audio off with Sebastian Maniscalco and still crack up.
Sebastian Maniscalco will always be my favorite comedian
We not here to play games, we here to *DELAY* death...
😂😂😂
I use and clean a blender all the time. Chocolate milkshakes cure depression. For five minutes.
…”because we’re all gonna die” lol sad but true 🤣🤣🤣
Im going to bed tonight thinking of Will too 😍
"Cuz that's what makes me happy. I like to be bothered." I feel seen. 👀
“ I like to be bothered” 😂😩
Watched this right before heading to the gym 😅
"crying cause the outside smells like the past" is so me lmfaooo
The bra joke was killer
"Why can't you just do you?" "Cuz thats what i do, i like to be bothered" haha
Sheng, Nate; I would recommend those specials.👌.
I saw Ava and have to click. Have to say she's a lot tamer in real life LOL
I love when the audience cracks you guys up!! Thanks for the smiles!
A man saying giggle or giggling makes me laugh hard 😂😂😂
Whoa. Sheng Wang giving major Mitch Hedberg vibes.
Thats what I came here to say!
Sheng wang Netflix special was fire
The jokes about running on the treadmill did me in😂😂😂. That really happens.
So good! Thanks
Great bit😂
As someone who use to make smoothies everyday.. (no longer do) I appreciate this joke 5:04 . Lol!
Nate gets me every time
I wanna die with a bagel I my hand. #deathgoals
Oh my, the pink frock. 😂
Joe List is the best
I love these jokes 😂
These were all so good , so many legends on here
Kevin Hart gym story from his first standup would have been much more appropriate for this compilation plus it was also funnier.
And she took his joke and added a few words
Nice ❤
In addition to that first one, just finishing a good jog
Wow! Sheng Wang = Asian Mitch Hedberg 😳
I like that he didn't swear at all
Rachel Feinstein so underrated
Who is the dude in Yellow...that set was funny
I want more
His name is Sheng Wang.
Kevin Hart is the most famous but least funny out the bunch
I was waiting for Richard Pryor's clip
Omg...the blender is such a pain...she hit on the head..
Sheng Wang and Hasan are the funniest. Hahahahah
It really is . First line
Wow the second comedian was amazing😍 Who is he?
Sabastian came on & I smashed like 😂
Curls make your biceps scream
Sheng wang looks like Neil from the young ones! 🤣🤪
Each shit diet, feel like shit day to day. Eat clean and exercise, feel better day to day. It's not about "we are all gonna die anyways" it's how we feel daily along that path
😂
You can tell which comics are the newest because they are the ones talking the fastest lol. Andrew Santino for example sounded like he was on speed, the audience was being prevented from laughing so that they could catch what all he was saying, resulting in and oddly quiet audience despite the use of good jobs, further worsening Andrew’s possible stress and insecurity, which in turn is obviously cause reflecting in his behavior by talking EVEN FASTERRR!!!
Hiking is exercise
I didn't know Janelle did comedy
Hey Netflix. Advice: put a kevin hart, bill burr, or manco clip in every mashup. Even the unpalatable sets won’t sink the crappier videos you may post.
Is Catherine Cohen the real life Alexis Rose?
imagine being in a plank when the bomb hits - me as I explain to NYSC why I need to cancel my membership
i was literally just thinking about this ai is getting really real
We are here to delay death...😂😂😂😂
4:11
Kevin Hart told the same joke, didn't he?
4:11
Who did this joke before? Kevin hart?
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"The Wangsta"
Beth Stelling looks like a white Tisha Campbell
If someone they were half sisters I would totally believe it 😂😩
💀💀💀💀💀
What was the First Lady comedian’s name?
This is if Kristen Stewart like split into two people 😂
The nip slips....lip slips....I love group exercises
Right when I was eating cheetos
Kevin Hart is way too long and funny😅
Used to weigh 300 pounds
I judge everyone at the gym, thats why i go there
good jokes obviously but if I may, on a buzzkilling😅, serious note, exercising in groups in NOT disgusting. Oh sure oh sure, yes, there may always be that “one guy” or “one girl” who unneccesarily draws attention to theirself. But also, exercising in groups is always a popular thing because the idea is everyone motivates each other to do better and to work out harder.
Lol, A CamelBack....
It’s sad where K hart is with comedy 😢
4:16 this jokes seems stolen from Kevin's act
What's up with the blue jacket guy just now discovering Camelbacks?
Ok.
That girl in the pink dress totally recycled her opening jokes that have been around for ages. Like almost word for word. Sad.
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4;56. Did her parents pay someone to give her a special? She reminds me of the snotty resident I had to work with who had a rich mom and scammed the system to get affordable housing by claiming she was low income (she’s a doctor). This doesn’t seem right. Just to be clear, I’m a woman and most of my favorite comedians are women. But this woman seems like a nepo baby who got a special because her mom owns Netflix. How? I’m funnier accidentally . She’s basically making fun of people who work hard and earn things. I don’t think she’s being ironic like Natasha Leggero either (Natasha didn’t grow up rich and is funny).
I also don’t understand why people are so into Nate Bergatze. His act is like 90% of stuff I heard 10 years ago. Sorry, not trying to insult, but I’m trying to understand why neurotypicals like things that make them feel safe but aren’t actually funny. The rest of these guys/gals are great. I like most comedians. But once in a while, some people who are popular but not funny sneak in just on popularity which explodes my neurodivergent brain. People who don’t actually have to eat their way just astound me.
Sheng Wang just ripping off Mitch Hedberg's whole persona... holy sheet
but with jokes relevant to current gen and great material... A+
Kevin Hart wow :) backward puncher lol
Don’t be with a man that doesn’t allow u to east
This chick in the pink dress is not a comedian.
None of these are
Yea most of these aren't funny bc how inaccurate they are🤣
She's doing a Jim Gaffigan bit
how the hell was kevin hart the least funny comedian in this video lol
Damn, that Asian man ripped off Mitch headburg. Now, that’s offensive!
Kevin Hart use to be funny. What happened
pink dress girl was painfully unfunny
Dude is straight ripping off Mitch hedberg