Prison Life - $160 COMMISSARY HAUL

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  • @jynxtruk9850
    @jynxtruk9850 9 місяців тому +1173

    Imagine getting monetized and a plaque in prison

    • @againstallodds6407
      @againstallodds6407 9 місяців тому +40

      Guiness world record vibes 😂

    • @CHEDILLA
      @CHEDILLA 9 місяців тому +6

      😂

    • @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS
      @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS 8 місяців тому +15

      I make music for these guys doing their bids. 💪🏽 and counting commissary is relaxing. I remember bro 💯 I SUBBED

    • @miss.pudding6444
      @miss.pudding6444 8 місяців тому +6

      😂

    • @VainVVS
      @VainVVS 8 місяців тому +5

      It's possible honestly

  • @ibramblebush
    @ibramblebush 8 місяців тому +440

    I watch videos like this to keep me on the straight and narrow.

    • @ReallNigga617
      @ReallNigga617 7 місяців тому

      Just to find out you’re still not straight 🌈

    • @ZaOnly420
      @ZaOnly420 5 місяців тому +29

      On God I respect him for keeping his head up doing his thang . But this ain't nothing to glamorize 😂

    • @steelerj2000
      @steelerj2000 5 місяців тому +1

      I bet you do . .

    • @Bamperz
      @Bamperz 5 місяців тому +2

      @@steelerj2000wym?

    • @melloalvarez3319
      @melloalvarez3319 4 місяці тому +1

      Me 2

  • @RuTo94
    @RuTo94 5 місяців тому +417

    Not even joking when I say this but he has more food in his cell then my kitchen LOL 😂

    • @521torpedo
      @521torpedo 5 місяців тому +4

      I concur

    • @Starkesea
      @Starkesea 4 місяці тому +5

      Same 😂😂😂

    • @MjWoodJr
      @MjWoodJr 4 місяці тому +11

      It’s all junk food. Literally what he bought is what my cousins would go pick out my pantry

    • @JBake330
      @JBake330 4 місяці тому +18

      plot twist, you can leave your kitchen lol

    • @BestUserNameUK
      @BestUserNameUK 4 місяці тому

      That ain't food. It's all processed cr@p!

  • @jocelynberverly304
    @jocelynberverly304 2 місяці тому +46

    I used to run a kitchen in a jail, I used to joke I would be on a bread and mustard diet until I leaned about jail cook ups! I had some amazing jail food from inmates. My inmates even made me a cake, it was a nice gesture and I was so surprised at how they did it and colored the icing to spell my name.

    • @MichaelFiden
      @MichaelFiden 23 дні тому +8

      I have a pretty long rap sheet. But after when I turned 26 , I joined the ARMY and got my self together. I just hope I never have to live like this again.

    • @shonequeaugustine6021
      @shonequeaugustine6021 17 днів тому

      They can hook up anything,some taste better than on the outside,I know bc I been there B4,they will wow you with unbelievable things

  • @davidhugo6560
    @davidhugo6560 8 місяців тому +111

    He dumps it out like Halloween candy😅

  • @GreygooseRedbull
    @GreygooseRedbull 9 місяців тому +416

    Blood pressure went up just looking at this spread

    • @toriamigo
      @toriamigo 6 місяців тому +1

      Why so weak?

    • @SamuelButt-zi8yx
      @SamuelButt-zi8yx 5 місяців тому +17

      Yeah, bro's got more saltines than kkk at a rally, birmingham, nineteen fifty five.​@toriamigo

    • @brendontompa-clinch2306
      @brendontompa-clinch2306 5 місяців тому +7

      ​@@SamuelButt-zi8yx😂 so specific lol

    • @softdrinkking
      @softdrinkking 5 місяців тому

      Agreed!!!

    • @mr.Gemini7742
      @mr.Gemini7742 5 місяців тому +6

      Most of that is used like money inside

  • @tameiacooper2273
    @tameiacooper2273 3 місяці тому +29

    I love the way he is super clean and well organized I mean this is how they survive respectfully

    • @zoluhwa3508
      @zoluhwa3508 Місяць тому +3

      If only he can be this organized and productive on the outside ....

    • @Joe-sk5kp
      @Joe-sk5kp 4 дні тому

      ​Probably is. Who knows his circumstances, besides, you can be locked up and not live in a stye. If anything this just show how dude lives on the outside.🎉 ​@@zoluhwa3508

  • @wadeboggs5375
    @wadeboggs5375 9 місяців тому +230

    Onion, garlic powder, makeral, oysters, and tuna. Your celly must love you 😂

    • @sacriterna
      @sacriterna 8 місяців тому +3

      @@lukevandermark71 fr

    • @QuentinAllen-j1c
      @QuentinAllen-j1c 6 місяців тому +4

      Lol😅

    • @JohnDoe-fz5pu
      @JohnDoe-fz5pu 5 місяців тому +23

      Being locked up in a tiny place with a celly is worse than being alone in your cell.

    • @johnjohnson1602
      @johnjohnson1602 4 місяці тому

      You been there! 😂

    • @BabyRicoHtx
      @BabyRicoHtx 4 місяці тому

      @@JohnDoe-fz5pudepends if u got a good celly

  • @reesieholla
    @reesieholla 9 місяців тому +187

    U hooked ya homie up! Stay 🆙

  • @labyrinthprogram
    @labyrinthprogram 5 місяців тому +6

    Just stumbled on your videos today but god bless you bro, I appreciate you sharing your ways, much respect and love I send good energy

  • @summaryjudgment
    @summaryjudgment 9 місяців тому +1213

    I wanna know why $160 buys you more food inside then it does out here in the world!

    • @BigDDDD370
      @BigDDDD370 9 місяців тому +362

      It doesn't

    • @BigDDDD370
      @BigDDDD370 9 місяців тому +214

      Outside the walls you ca get 3 soups for 1 dollar. Behind the wall 1 soup for a dollar and his majority is soups so how is that cheaper

    • @visaliabsaeteurn559
      @visaliabsaeteurn559 9 місяців тому +128

      @@BigDDDD370😂😂😂😂 a soup for a dollar… you never been to the joint it seems.

    • @BigDDDD370
      @BigDDDD370 9 місяців тому

      @@visaliabsaeteurn559 been to 3 prisons I know what I'm talking about it seems you dont

    • @BigDDDD370
      @BigDDDD370 9 місяців тому

      @@visaliabsaeteurn559 I been to 3 prisons I know what I'm talking about. It looks like you dont

  • @JackJackson-j1m
    @JackJackson-j1m 6 місяців тому +12

    Everytime i went i went in, i end up eating better in there then out here. It crazy. He legit has more seasoning and food products then i have in my kitchen. I get though, the only thing that makes you happy in there is eating, aint nothing else to do.

  • @emeraldcrowley9837
    @emeraldcrowley9837 5 місяців тому +16

    Real content that's what this is I absolutely respect this video idk how he got his phone my man doing his thing good for you bro

    • @bayjustin3885
      @bayjustin3885 5 місяців тому +1

      Imagine being this content in prison.
      Kinda makes it not so tough to go back …
      Imagine time being this soft.

    • @TheJustUsLeague
      @TheJustUsLeague 4 місяці тому +2

      the corrections officers (females) buy burner smart phones and bring the phones in. Or visitation people bring them in hide them where the prison workers go to clean then pick up the phone and take it to the guy. 😮

  • @pozdrav423
    @pozdrav423 Місяць тому +18

    Respect for the ones that keep the homies on the new in mind during commissary day

  • @sazon860
    @sazon860 9 місяців тому +50

    Make sure you rotate your product bro don’t want a 15 yo bag of rice haha

    • @tobe1207
      @tobe1207 5 місяців тому +9

      He does and mentions in the vid.. but I think rice lasts a while

    • @drpepper1132
      @drpepper1132 5 місяців тому +7

      @@tobe1207 Rice literally lasts forever as long as it doesn't get wet.

    • @mezmerizer0266
      @mezmerizer0266 26 днів тому +1

      Lol the man does his FIFO

    • @crypteemo7237
      @crypteemo7237 13 днів тому

      @@tobe1207 I think @sazon860 was memeing since we all know everything he got is processed and will last forever..

  • @JoeAllegra-j9g
    @JoeAllegra-j9g 9 місяців тому +157

    Your reality has me thinkin' about how lucky I am...

    • @astrogenetic8591
      @astrogenetic8591 8 місяців тому +11

      im the opposite this shit looks nice....

    • @Chris__Streets
      @Chris__Streets 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@astrogenetic8591 Make that a third I'm also a opposite of you I'm not with shit and also feel lucky asl

    • @LockDOTspot
      @LockDOTspot 8 місяців тому

      ​@@astrogenetic8591have fun in prison. Where there is no woman. Makes me wonder about you.

    • @ReapingTheHarvest
      @ReapingTheHarvest 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@astrogenetic8591 No rent, no slave job... monk life.

    • @charlesbrown4483
      @charlesbrown4483 4 місяці тому

      @@ReapingTheHarvest You really think monks just sit around Indian style and meditate all day and shit huh? That’s not real bro that’s Hollywood. And even if you wanna do that in prison, have fun trying to meditate while 50 people are hollering outside your cell all day every day, oh and your bunkie is constantly falling out because he’s a junky

  • @mahir9076
    @mahir9076 8 місяців тому +99

    I used to order one over the phone and my girl would order me one bag online lol walking back with 2 bags of commissary was the best feeling ever 😆

    • @mobxcag
      @mobxcag 8 місяців тому +45

      I know damn well you didn't get none of the best feelings of your life in jail 😂

    • @killadips
      @killadips 8 місяців тому +19

      @@mobxcag Ngl hilarious comment but cmon man bro obviously means best feeling ever in jail

    • @yourseatatthetable
      @yourseatatthetable 8 місяців тому +12

      Christmas was even better when you could order a special holiday bag from commissary and your family could order up to 3 more. 'course, that was Iowa.

    • @Chase-pb9gn
      @Chase-pb9gn 8 місяців тому +6

      ​@@mobxcageveryone's standards are different lol

    • @2ndhandsteve127
      @2ndhandsteve127 5 місяців тому

      😅😅😅 Sad.

  • @Junior-g4f8g
    @Junior-g4f8g 2 місяці тому +26

    Im glad bro is surviving and seems happy. Im also VERY glad that i got out of that life, completely turned my life around, and im out here killin it. Living the 100% sober life, working hard, stashing hella cash away, eating good and living my BEST LIFE. Get out of there soon as possible bro...and come walk the path with me. ❤

  • @dookiepost
    @dookiepost 9 місяців тому +286

    $160 for $30 of snacks is crazy

    • @SoAntiEdub
      @SoAntiEdub 9 місяців тому +25

      Shit crazy

    • @johnchristensen9826
      @johnchristensen9826 9 місяців тому +12

      You ain't lie 30 tops on the food

    • @BigShree
      @BigShree 9 місяців тому +47

      to be honest thats just false sure the ramens are like 25 cents each, but getting Oysters / macrel and those sausages alone on outside are 5$ minimum, that shits at leasssssssssst 100-140$ not all to bad they aint robbing yo ass.

    • @A_Lazy_Bori
      @A_Lazy_Bori 9 місяців тому

      @@yungplague5534 you sound dumb ass hell. like if you cant end up in jail an innocent person; like if cops arent dirty and put cases on people...

    • @bobbyj7156
      @bobbyj7156 9 місяців тому +49

      Where you getting that for $30

  • @Macc504
    @Macc504 8 місяців тому +324

    Y'all stop worrying about where homie is , and enjoy the content, bruh gone get out and transition his channel 🙏🏾

    • @richardchilds1475
      @richardchilds1475 8 місяців тому +11

      When you are locked up, the state cannot make a profit or tax you on commissary. That's why it's cheaper and you get more

    • @sleepyswan
      @sleepyswan 8 місяців тому +15

      Into what? Another ninja making " how to make prison food? Smh

    • @MaultLiqaDrinka
      @MaultLiqaDrinka 8 місяців тому

      They make like 10 cents per day

    • @Ayayuda
      @Ayayuda 8 місяців тому

      Yup. And they get them jpays all month long​@@MaultLiqaDrinka

    • @MyDOOKIE1
      @MyDOOKIE1 8 місяців тому +1

      Word...niggas need to subscribe and support to make it pop for him...

  • @girldatsleal5274
    @girldatsleal5274 8 місяців тому +20

    im eating exactly like this in the military cabinet full of tuna bread and noodles 😂😂

  • @mrcruziify7043
    @mrcruziify7043 3 місяці тому +3

    6:28 bro tryna take care of his health but swallowing garlic powders by the ton 😭

  • @makeiaterry8837
    @makeiaterry8837 9 місяців тому +17

    His cabinet is stocked better than mines

  • @TylerxCoC
    @TylerxCoC 8 місяців тому +39

    U a real one for looking out for the homie

    • @dwhoop7045
      @dwhoop7045 7 місяців тому +5

      Maybe it's his gay homie he is looking out for 😂

    • @Jessicaann_
      @Jessicaann_ 7 місяців тому +10

      aint nobody lookin out for anybody in there but themselves. His homie is gonna have to give that back times 3

    • @ComandanteTresLetrasJGL
      @ComandanteTresLetrasJGL 3 місяці тому +3

      ⁠@@Jessicaann_nah you get real homies in there make real bonds not everything is done to take advantage of someone alot of good people caught up in bad situations and times

  • @Dpierre-pk2cg
    @Dpierre-pk2cg 2 місяці тому +26

    I remember every comisarry day we cooked the biggest fuckin stir fry known to man...we used a trash bag with 60 noodles crushed and 30 season packets added and iust microwaved 10 minutes at a time and keep shaking after the noodles brown and turn into grains of rice (in our mind) we add the kipper...the sardines...octopus...
    Salmon and fishsteak then add diced pickes with chopped summer sausage then mix well and microwave last cycle on 6 minutes then remove n squeeze 10 packs pf cheese in 1/2 cup pf milk with honey/pickle juice and sugar and microwave on 2 minutes serve stir fry and pour cheese over it

    • @Cinyon08
      @Cinyon08 2 місяці тому +21

      Yeah…. Nah, I’m good!

    • @JesusGarcia-j7e
      @JesusGarcia-j7e Місяць тому

      Add the Shabangs on top and add more cheese

    • @Daniel_-_Mata-p8m
      @Daniel_-_Mata-p8m Місяць тому +7

      What prison gives you octopus 🐙

    • @andrewanderson3572
      @andrewanderson3572 Місяць тому +7

      Sounds gross as fuck 😝🤢🤮 But it's better than what they serve free.

  • @carlmartin6460
    @carlmartin6460 8 місяців тому +36

    He thought himself to be a grocery stocker when he gets out.

    • @Youhatenate
      @Youhatenate 5 місяців тому +8

      You need to teach yourself the difference between thought and taught

  • @kmac9659
    @kmac9659 9 місяців тому +59

    U always making the best of it moe keep pushing fam 💪🏽💪🏽

    • @Chase-pb9gn
      @Chase-pb9gn 8 місяців тому

      All the moebites I've ever met are either pedos, real-life lovers that love jail, or both!

  • @michaelhill1708
    @michaelhill1708 4 місяці тому +3

    dude is a real one for hooking the homie up. i cant imagine bein in this place with nobody to watch my back

    • @shonequeaugustine6021
      @shonequeaugustine6021 17 днів тому

      Right, you can't trust nb but if your cell mate gives bk they both good,look out for each other, there's alot of loyalty in there when they have each other bk

  • @brad5535
    @brad5535 9 місяців тому +30

    Bro with all them Oysters and Mackrell i know you blow that toilet up in there 😂

  • @blitzsturm2769
    @blitzsturm2769 4 дні тому

    Spent 13 years in TDCJ! Those big spends are what amateurs do! They make you a target and all sorts of problems. Even when a lockdown is coming, you don’t buy that much! Commissary is a past time so nothing wrong with going often, buying small amounts at a time.

  • @JimBaker-vk6ed
    @JimBaker-vk6ed 5 місяців тому +41

    I'm a brand new co and I want you to know whenever we're doing a shakedown I never mess with yalls food or toss it around I know prison food is trash and y'all rely on your commissary i hope you get out soon and keep your nose clean!

  • @jacksonbauer5199
    @jacksonbauer5199 Місяць тому +1

    Oh yeah, that’s a fat bag my guy! That brings back memories man… I spent 118 months in federal prison after spending 52 months and change at Brushy Mountain. Brushy was in the late 90’s though, so things were VERY DIFFERENT. That’s back when a carton of Marlboro reds was $31.50 at “the shack”. Idk how places do it these days, but back then, there wasn’t a kiosk to order from or even a bubble sheet to fill in. You walked to the “corner store” aka “the shack” aka the commissary building, told them what you wanted and were on your way. None of that order on Thursday, get it Tuesday or only ordering one/two days a week, the shack was open from right after 06:00 count until 10 minutes before 22:00 lockdown, every day except for Sunday. Anyway, great video! I apologize for my long ass rambling nonsense masquerading as a coherent comment

  • @Jimmymc79
    @Jimmymc79 9 місяців тому +65

    Canteen day is like having Christmas once a week 😆.

    • @sazon860
      @sazon860 9 місяців тому +6

      Except if you broke you get nothing

    • @maxa1656
      @maxa1656 9 місяців тому +13

      I’ll take freedom and Christmas on Dec 25th tho over that lmaoooo

    • @Jimmymc79
      @Jimmymc79 9 місяців тому +4

      @maxa1656 same here, been out 10 yrs and have a great life today. Under the circumstances of being locked up though canteen day is very important.

    • @youngjmaryland3729
      @youngjmaryland3729 9 місяців тому +1

      U been eating plastic thinking it's rice for years 😂😂😂 worry bout yourself not him

    • @jimmystrickland1034
      @jimmystrickland1034 9 місяців тому

      @@maxa1656 what’s so good about a made up holiday?

  • @Regina-u1v3m
    @Regina-u1v3m 3 дні тому

    Yo homies you got to make a spread, love them speads haven't had one in years. Brings back memories
    Keep your head up from IE.

  • @Nikita_Kovy
    @Nikita_Kovy 5 місяців тому +15

    I needed to see this video. My boy is so content it's a reminder for me to count my blessings and hustle harder.
    Praying for you to get out asap I admire your demeanor even through you're not in the best of places.

  • @WhitKissy_314
    @WhitKissy_314 3 дні тому

    U can tell he used to work @ the grocery store or family dollar!!!😂😂

  • @jacobj5209
    @jacobj5209 9 місяців тому +13

    When you see a haul video, you know some cooking videos will pop up soon.

  • @oldArmyVet
    @oldArmyVet 3 місяці тому +4

    I only have one question , why is it so quiet ? I worked in prison for almost 30 years never heard a prison that quiet.

    • @shonequeaugustine6021
      @shonequeaugustine6021 17 днів тому

      He's prob in a cell with one other person,some dnt have TV's in there,now if he was in a dorm it would be noisy asf

  • @usot.
    @usot. 9 місяців тому +18

    dayum yu eating good innat bit 😂

  • @Natty.Cee_3
    @Natty.Cee_3 3 місяці тому +5

    Aww that's so nice that you look out for your friend.

    • @jerrydonquixote5927
      @jerrydonquixote5927 2 місяці тому +2

      They got to, that's all they got in there is each other! That's how it was where I was at in Texas, it didn't matter black white brown or Asian, we looked out for each other!

    • @Natty.Cee_3
      @Natty.Cee_3 2 місяці тому +2

      @@jerrydonquixote5927 That's good to hear. I like to see that people still have a heart even if they're in a not so good situation.

  • @GrandeCabron18
    @GrandeCabron18 8 місяців тому +9

    In my county jail , Kings County, California, we are allowed to go $200 a week in commisary or packaged or a combo of the both. At first I was maxing out every week, two giant body bags through my food port. Then it was just sitting there so I went $200 the beginning of the month and $100 a week after that. In state in California it’s $220 a month .

    • @thechitownclown8972
      @thechitownclown8972 7 місяців тому +1

      Here in IL usually it was always as long as it fit in your laundry bag you could buy as much as you want.

    • @FrankLucas3
      @FrankLucas3 5 місяців тому

      @@thechitownclown8972where in Illinois? Cause In Vandalia (Klandalia) it was $75, you’d have to order off of your buddy’s list who didn’t have $ to order

    • @thechitownclown8972
      @thechitownclown8972 5 місяців тому

      @@FrankLucas3 I didn't mean every joint. I just said that because he was in California. But that is the way they did it at East Moline and Vienna. Pretty sure they do it in a couple other places but not sure where. I would think the only reason they don't let you spend more than 75 at Vandalia is because it's mostly dorms. But I've never been there so I'm not sure. Then again they change the rules all the time.

    • @FrankLucas3
      @FrankLucas3 5 місяців тому

      @@thechitownclown8972 Ahh yes sweet moline that’s where I wanted to go lol. But Yeah Vandalia is privately owned too so it might be because of that but who the hell knows who makes up the rules. But yeah they would put maximum limits on it. 12 noodles (max) 1 peanut butter (max) etc.

    • @thechitownclown8972
      @thechitownclown8972 5 місяців тому

      @@FrankLucas3 It's not that sweet anymore. A storm blew their fence down years back, two guys tried to escape and they stopped free movement. This was more than a decade ago. But the good thing about that place was when I had five years left to go I was transferred there and they got Laundry Industries there. I got that job and made a 230$ A month. That's what made it okay. Plus they had a ton of programs so I was able to use my time up pretty good. Only thing is they fucked us on yard a lot.

  • @JanMarcoccia
    @JanMarcoccia 14 днів тому

    Good deal for looking out for homie. I always helped anyone that really really needed things. Some had nobody. Bartering is good too

  • @realbosstakea
    @realbosstakea 9 місяців тому +12

    dude you're really set up good in there, i would have the same exact set up as you if i was in there, the flattop stove and the calbinets around it is insane brodie

  • @KeyChilli
    @KeyChilli 7 днів тому

    I’m not tryna be an ass but it cracked me up when he said “the homie just pulled up” like he’s coming to visit him or something 🤣🤣

  • @vape_blowin7073
    @vape_blowin7073 9 місяців тому +9

    I bet you can figure out how to make some form of birria tacos with the shredded beef

  • @Shannon71172
    @Shannon71172 2 місяці тому +3

    As a female I remember getting my commissary in County. It was fun at night to gather with your girlfriends and share a meal together. We always loved sharing a Birthday and putting together a special cake. Food definitely bonds people together in all situations. Thank you 🙏🏼 Jesus I’ve turned my life around since then, but it was life lessons that I had to learn. God bless and Much love 🙏🏼❤️🕊️
    PS- Thank you 🙏🏼 for looking out for your cellmate, your kindness doesn’t go unnoticed.

  • @Infamous41
    @Infamous41 5 місяців тому +14

    I would never eat that s*** on the outside but wen u locked up those items taste like gourmet meals lol

  • @Babyhova
    @Babyhova Місяць тому +4

    Keep ya head up g

  • @bor4748
    @bor4748 4 місяці тому +7

    How did you get a cell phone

  • @SamsonG-jn5kl
    @SamsonG-jn5kl 8 місяців тому +20

    U got own pad .. personal tv, a phone with Internet.. full groceries.... that's air bnb ..i know y'all got za too... 😅😂😂

  • @The..Truth-Hurts
    @The..Truth-Hurts Місяць тому +2

    I did a few years homeboy, you shouldn’t be bragging about having your life controlled 100% and buying a bunch of vending machine foods. But that was cool of you to look out for the hommie. Much luv 💪🏼

  • @inthenameofpain
    @inthenameofpain 9 місяців тому +4

    Do the guards mess everything up when they do shake downs ?

    • @abovetherest590
      @abovetherest590 9 місяців тому +2

      That's what I'm talking bout, he got mad contraband in that cell

    • @ShonTV15
      @ShonTV15 9 місяців тому +3

      @@abovetherest590he’s either at an undermanned facility with lazy guards OR he’s got a great hiding spot for all his contraband lol

    • @shonequeaugustine6021
      @shonequeaugustine6021 17 днів тому

      He gotta be somewhere laid bk if he got a phone

  • @PureB4D
    @PureB4D 6 годин тому

    homie chillin like a villain , nice video bro take it easy .. RespecT

  • @GreygooseRedbull
    @GreygooseRedbull 9 місяців тому +10

    Good lookin out for the next man. 💯

    • @2gunzup07
      @2gunzup07 9 місяців тому +2

      Fck looking out

    • @mistiblu9133
      @mistiblu9133 8 місяців тому +1

      Ain't nothing free

    • @GreygooseRedbull
      @GreygooseRedbull 8 місяців тому

      @mistiblu9133 if my celly didn't have money for deodorants..id give it to him for free. Cell too small to be musty and stank.

  • @bettyboopie1879
    @bettyboopie1879 3 місяці тому +1

    I love how nice and neat everything is, looking good 💯

  • @yourseatatthetable
    @yourseatatthetable 8 місяців тому +3

    Nice. The commissary in Iowa is what it is, it could always be better. I recall seeing some commissary forms from Illinois once. About 20% more options. 'course, things change. Depends on which facility one's in I guess. One has vending machines in the main hall, another has mad options for ordering specials. Etc.

  • @bettyboopie1879
    @bettyboopie1879 3 місяці тому +2

    That's pretty good you can get all that stuff for $160 your eating better than some people out in the world. Must be nice living it up in the penitentiary. So if you don't mind me asking what penitentiary is this???

  • @kylewelleman
    @kylewelleman 9 місяців тому +6

    That’s so sweet of you to look out for da homie… what he do fam?

  • @PairOfBoxingGloves
    @PairOfBoxingGloves 9 днів тому

    Doing inventory like this would be fun for me and pass the time. I'd get a warm fuzzy feeling even in that cell just doing that stuff.

  • @DBxnZ
    @DBxnZ 6 місяців тому +4

    Everyone down talking buddy but if you never been, you don’t know how good it feels to have store like this compared to the food they serving in there. Especially if it’s county 😮‍💨

    • @whydotheycallupsycho99keil67
      @whydotheycallupsycho99keil67 4 місяці тому +1

      Facts

    • @Perseus6797
      @Perseus6797 2 місяці тому

      Nah I’ve never been. Cuz I’m not a loser with a low IQ.

    • @OGPvPMC
      @OGPvPMC Місяць тому

      ​@@Perseus6797people like you are always the ones who end up like that

    • @Perseus6797
      @Perseus6797 Місяць тому

      @@OGPvPMC lmao nah I’m not a low IQ loser. Prison is for morons and losers. Like you

  • @VTRON99
    @VTRON99 Місяць тому +2

    I only watch these when im hungry or eating. Anyone else?😂

  • @MyHeroMacademia
    @MyHeroMacademia 9 місяців тому +4

    How long does that commissary last u?

    • @LaTrey
      @LaTrey 9 місяців тому

      Week n a half

  • @AdmirePolk
    @AdmirePolk День тому

    Where can i shop for them soups on the outs

  • @the3whales492
    @the3whales492 8 місяців тому +7

    Please explain how you have a phone in prison? Is that a new thing now? They let you keep your phone? Crazy.

    • @Ghostkiller108
      @Ghostkiller108 8 місяців тому +2

      things get smuggled in... watch Shawshank redemption. Old but accurate portrayal of jail/prison in the US

    • @GameCreatorOfGod
      @GameCreatorOfGod 8 місяців тому +1

      Just lately some prisons allow some to have phones, but most do not, and they pay people from out side to have guards bring you one. But you have to be real careful and hide it for inspections and lock downs.

    • @Therealcloudyy
      @Therealcloudyy 8 місяців тому +1

      You gotta realize some of these guys have been there for years and know a lot of people they also pick up on the schedules very fast

    • @jerseylionesses
      @jerseylionesses 3 місяці тому +1

      The CEO’s..they get a family member to send them money and buy a burner phone just can’t get caught with it, idk where he hides it😂😂😂

  • @juicebox4062
    @juicebox4062 4 дні тому

    What would you need oyster for In prison dosnt the old saying go its good for the mood kinda thing brah😂

  • @tgreg9542
    @tgreg9542 9 місяців тому +3

    Free bro, this life style just made me depressed and I’m free.

  • @javionjeffery6619
    @javionjeffery6619 8 місяців тому +4

    Stay blessed man, I love your videos

  • @DoctorZongo
    @DoctorZongo 23 дні тому +1

    How did you get a cellphone?

  • @Denny2Times
    @Denny2Times 9 місяців тому +7

    Make a jambalaya moe ⁉️⁉️

    • @creases7
      @creases7 5 місяців тому

      Gotta be from DC saying moe

  • @davidgregory2434
    @davidgregory2434 2 місяці тому +2

    Ngl I love hauling in groceries when I feel like it but commissary hauls are cool under the circumstances

  • @ChrisNeave-lo9hb
    @ChrisNeave-lo9hb 9 місяців тому +7

    The clock is ticking they can’t keep you forever you be out soon G keep your head up stay solid

  • @emmanuelmartinez5588
    @emmanuelmartinez5588 4 місяці тому +1

    Just out of curiosity, is inspection a thing? And if it is do they fuck up everything you’ve organized and do they bother you about the food just because?

  • @tamaradavis
    @tamaradavis 9 місяців тому +10

    Omg!!! I didn’t know that you can have all of this in jail/prison. Like where is the stove?!? And he got a phone?!? The life right there….

    • @blncosicario5046
      @blncosicario5046 9 місяців тому +1

      @@JuiceAintFreeTV gonna suck when they find yo phone, eventually is the key word, all love mane

    • @zacleblanc2519
      @zacleblanc2519 7 місяців тому

      Lol, I've been scanning the comments for this, his energy reminded me of one of those coin pushing channels​@@Treemeadow

  • @carlmorgan8452
    @carlmorgan8452 Місяць тому

    Curious where the funds come from, and contraband phone too, tells me of your character 🤔

  • @FacecamRandom
    @FacecamRandom 9 місяців тому +5

    This was satisfying to watch

  • @ВладимирВовчиков-т5э
    @ВладимирВовчиков-т5э 3 місяці тому +2

    Представляю как директор тюрьмы, и тюремная охрана, заносят под аплодисменты золотую доску Ютуб, и они все твои подписчики😂😂😂
    I can imagine how the prison director and the prison guards bring up the UA-cam gold plaque to applause, and they are all your subscribers😂😂😂
    Google translate, Russian-English

  • @ciscoflores5512
    @ciscoflores5512 9 місяців тому +4

    You doing it BIG. Chicago stand up!

    • @gilliepapi6814
      @gilliepapi6814 9 місяців тому

      ​@@JeradHugginscaption say that . But it could be bs to throw ppl off

    • @williamstumpe6111
      @williamstumpe6111 8 місяців тому

      Def no prisons in chicago

  • @jordanking2210
    @jordanking2210 9 місяців тому +3

    I heard the homie pulled up nd got em right that's solid

  • @steven_j
    @steven_j 4 місяці тому

    You ever think about posting some workout videos 💪💪💪

  • @rustymugg9658
    @rustymugg9658 9 місяців тому +4

    Dude I got chills...
    Memories...
    How much time you got?
    If you dont mind sharing?

    • @JuiceAintFreeTV
      @JuiceAintFreeTV  9 місяців тому +14

      I just pulled 10. 4 more to go

    • @TravisBradley-qq2vt
      @TravisBradley-qq2vt 8 місяців тому +4

      How do prisoners get phone's now

    • @watchthescreen777
      @watchthescreen777 8 місяців тому +2

      @@JuiceAintFreeTV you gonna walk that shit down broski and com out and go crazy i swear ! gotta come out to NY and do a interview with me !

  • @ilovemyservicedog8862
    @ilovemyservicedog8862 25 днів тому

    This reminds me of a blind school. I went two years ago. All the food was donated. It’s mostly consisted of beans and rice. Various other things. I remember there was no fresh fruit though and very little canned fruit. We could get a yogurt every now and then, but I remember being so desperate for fresh fruit that I walked a mile to get some I also ended up ordering some Harri and David fruit to have it delivered which cost a fortune when it came, it wasn’t ripe however it got around the dorm that I had fruit. I ended up sharing it with a hole in my friends, and we ate it despite it not being ripe. I’ve seen a lot of videos of other jails. There’s one in the Philippines where they have stores you can buy fresh vegetables and fresh and bread they provide you with rice and like a little bit of vegetables or protein and then you buy whatever you want and cook it.
    Can you order and have stuff delivered like can you say order from Harri and David and have stuff delivered also, why do they not offer things like canned fruit and vegetables? I mean they can get them in different kinds of packaging so they would not have actual metal but they would be able to get some fruits and vegetables into you guys.

  • @Mr-Chill
    @Mr-Chill 8 місяців тому +4

    So if you get into a fight and have to go to the hole for a month do you lose all of this stuff? Or what happens if you get transferred?

    • @QuentinAllen-j1c
      @QuentinAllen-j1c 6 місяців тому

      The officers supposed to pack it up

    • @jahzeelramos4178
      @jahzeelramos4178 3 місяці тому +1

      I do couple years always you lost a lot when they pack you

  • @mah7961
    @mah7961 4 місяці тому

    Many years ago I met a man who was a very nice and humble millionaire at a cigar bar in Houston. He made his fortune from the Texas Department of criminal justice. Basically he was one of the main suppliers of commissary products to the prisons in Texas.
    Basically would buy all the items on a wholesale scale on bulk. Of course rams noodles packets basically a salt lick in a bag or cup was alway his top selling item. But so was tuna and stationary products especially stamps.

  • @A_Lazy_Bori
    @A_Lazy_Bori 9 місяців тому +4

    the size of that stack of papers on the floor lets me know you've been inside a grip. keep ya head up king

    • @A_Lazy_Bori
      @A_Lazy_Bori 9 місяців тому

      @@JuiceAintFreeTV whats for breakfast today ; I fkn hated gettin woken up this early for bs I wasn’t eating 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @Perseus6797
      @Perseus6797 2 місяці тому

      He’s a criminal loser

  • @impicklerick8370
    @impicklerick8370 4 місяці тому

    How you filming though 🤔

  • @bluejtrans
    @bluejtrans 9 місяців тому +5

    I see you! I was in Westville in Laporte county Indiana a while back. Bro that commissary look pretty damn good!!😅 other than the Ramen, tuna and summer sausage, all that other shit wasn’t readily available. Live up to the fullest while you in that mua fukka fareal! Hope you get out soon cuzzo!

    • @Monkycrasure-gk4fz
      @Monkycrasure-gk4fz 9 місяців тому

      I was locked up in kiddie camp with a buddie, big black dude.He went to westville and died. Think it was from asthma attack. Cos just left him on the ground, didnt help him at all. But that was like 2014 or 15

  • @msdivagal
    @msdivagal 15 днів тому +1

    I just found this channel and wondering how someone in prison can broadcast like this and even sell clothing? I must be missing something.

  • @davidhadley1391
    @davidhadley1391 7 днів тому

    How did he get a camera inside?

  • @NastyNaz1000
    @NastyNaz1000 9 місяців тому +6

    Stay up Fam in there.💪🏾🤲🏾👑💯

    • @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS
      @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS 8 місяців тому +1

      This is an example of doing what ya gotta do making a way no matter what. Accomplishing more than the average free man 💪🏽 I WILL Mention this guy in my music foreal like how Jadakiss did... 💯 BLESSINGS BRO

  • @Plumbump
    @Plumbump 5 місяців тому

    Where's the 'Whole S'bangs'?

  • @Gianna-y9f
    @Gianna-y9f 9 місяців тому +11

    Honestly guys the jail commissary thing is pathetic.You gotta want a better life for yourself.Aint nuthin cool about 160$ of prison commissary it's sad

    • @tr3yy
      @tr3yy 9 місяців тому +1

      aint nobody say this shit is cool, you just tripping on shit you made up

    • @jimmystrickland1034
      @jimmystrickland1034 9 місяців тому +2

      Shuuudd up .. mister poopie pantz .

    • @arsomorumaitoyame8252
      @arsomorumaitoyame8252 3 місяці тому

      he could have a punk in his cell at night. I dont know if i would but idk fantasizing is cool but it gets boring.......

  • @BryanLChess
    @BryanLChess Місяць тому

    How you boil water for those ramen noodles?

  • @eyesofascension8678
    @eyesofascension8678 9 місяців тому +7

    You should have bought some juice, because you already know Juice Ain't Free!

    • @Youhatenate
      @Youhatenate 5 місяців тому

      That's cold 🥶😂

  • @TriedNtru5161
    @TriedNtru5161 4 місяці тому

    I remember a 80 bag used to damn near that big, shit only 10yr ago. Prices crazy, heard local county charging 2.80 or some for a honeybun rn

  • @imperial-xi
    @imperial-xi 9 місяців тому +4

    Love these haul videos.

  • @shonequeaugustine6021
    @shonequeaugustine6021 17 днів тому

    Do for your homies hopefully they do for you,hope all is well, i been there & know how it is,salute to you my brother,keep your head up

  • @jacobchitwood4365
    @jacobchitwood4365 4 дні тому +1

    So cool. Wanna be like you when I grow up lmfao 😂😂😂

  • @mayjoy7
    @mayjoy7 9 місяців тому +4

    He got a lot of love on his ❤ 📚

  • @user-tx6iy1kl4x
    @user-tx6iy1kl4x 9 місяців тому +5

    😂😂 when are you gonna start posting videos on your other channel? Mr Juice 😂😂

  • @espresso4depreso
    @espresso4depreso 4 місяці тому +1

    That’s my grocery list and I’m a free man 😂