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  • @AbrasiveSpongebob
    @AbrasiveSpongebob 5 днів тому +224

    I once got in trouble at work because a group of customers got arrested and as they were being led out in handcuffs I told them to have a great night.

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 5 днів тому +34

      This mental image is funnier if you picture a robot doing it instead of a person.

    • @RainbowFlowerCrow
      @RainbowFlowerCrow 5 днів тому +20

      Idk why you got in trouble; that's funny af lmfaoo
      And your pfp and username are killing me!.. I hate you for making me laugh this loud at 5am

    • @AbrasiveSpongebob
      @AbrasiveSpongebob 5 днів тому +3

      @@RainbowFlowerCrow lol

    • @barletproductions
      @barletproductions 4 дні тому +8

      ok but, that's your job though, you were just doing your job lol

    • @lvncee
      @lvncee 3 дні тому +2

      high as balls, this is sending me

  • @Scarlett.Granger
    @Scarlett.Granger 6 днів тому +467

    "Anyone can edit Wikipedia, so it bad"
    Yeah and in 2024 everyone can write and publish a damn book, this means NOTHING, THE PAPER IS WORTHLESS.

    • @Asrael-xy7uk
      @Asrael-xy7uk 6 днів тому

      Wikipedia at last has sources. The books that are used as sources are more likely to be fiction sold as fact than wikipedia itself

    • @tieflingcorpse9817
      @tieflingcorpse9817 6 днів тому +56

      difference you can re-edit wikipedia to fix it. you cant edit an already published book!

    • @Scarlett.Granger
      @Scarlett.Granger 6 днів тому +7

      @@tieflingcorpse9817 do you know about second editions?

    • @tieflingcorpse9817
      @tieflingcorpse9817 6 днів тому +46

      @@Scarlett.Granger but first edition is still out there. the first edit of the wiki isnt still out there or if it is its in the "nothing dies on the internet" kind of way

    • @Scarlett.Granger
      @Scarlett.Granger 5 днів тому +2

      @@tieflingcorpse9817 yes, but you can still fix it

  • @DrIgnacious
    @DrIgnacious 6 днів тому +499

    2:27 thats called Popcorning and they do it when they're happy. Just two rats having a great time

  • @Aderon
    @Aderon 5 днів тому +154

    The Gaelic bread sent me. Also love the implication that the bread understands English but chooses respond 'as Gaeilge'.

    • @milly1068
      @milly1068 5 днів тому +2

      I laughed out loud at that one 😂 I love languages and puns, the best combination

  • @AmazingAutist
    @AmazingAutist 5 днів тому +44

    5:23 Close, but not quite. They actually hate cargo shorts because it reminds them of the infuriating pain of not having proper pockets. Think about it. Imagine how upset you'd be if you see someone with an abundance of deep and functional pockets; meanwhile, it's a gamble if the pockets on your pants are even real.
    Their bitterness is misguided, however like most things it can be combated with compassion and understanding.

  • @mels607
    @mels607 5 днів тому +19

    "you get your work done too fast just so you can sit around doing nothing" that's not laziness, that's EFFICIENCY???? if the work is done+correct+ahead of schedule then that's GOOD PRODUCTIVITY ffs when did these qualities become labeled as "lazy"???? that is INSANE. capitalism has truly rotted our brains to mush what the absolute fck.

    • @Vinemaple
      @Vinemaple 2 дні тому +1

      That teacher was gonna call OP lazy no matter what. If I had to guess, I'd guess racism was involved, but some teachers just be like that, too

  • @Crow_Smith
    @Crow_Smith 5 днів тому +48

    I am still convinced that the Wikipedia thing isn't so much a "It's unreliable!" but they told us that to force us to actually use more than one resource and actually SEARCH for information.
    I eventually realized I could just use Wikipedia's own citations as my own so if I took anything from wikipedia I'd just cite the relevant sources.

    • @LadyAnalicia
      @LadyAnalicia 5 днів тому +11

      I'm a professor and a researcher: Wikipedia ONLY uses secondary sources as a rule. If you are doing anything even close to professional or scientific, you have to find the sources THOSE sources use. If anyone requires primary sources, Wikipedia will be less than helpful. Just so you know! I have to drill this into my students, and I come against it in my own work all the time

    • @Crow_Smith
      @Crow_Smith 5 днів тому +10

      @@LadyAnalicia I think that's valid and should be important for anyone going into the fields that need that - but I think middle schoolers and high schoolers don't need that level of effort.

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 5 днів тому +3

      It depends as well what you're researching. College essays on known subjects would be significantly different from brand new thesis or discoveries in specific fields. The context of what you're using it for matters.

  • @namensklauer
    @namensklauer 5 днів тому +196

    11:36 from Wikipedia: Schafenfreude is the experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the -troubles, failures, pain, suffering, or humiliation- sheep of another.

    • @vixxcelacea2778
      @vixxcelacea2778 5 днів тому +8

      Underrated joke.

    • @Seedx
      @Seedx 5 днів тому +16

      I always thought it was Shadenfreude

    • @Brightfire19
      @Brightfire19 5 днів тому +34

      It’s Schadenfreude, actually. It’s a German word, schaden means ‘damage’ and Freude means ‘joy’, so it literally means damage joy

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling 5 днів тому +32

      ​@@Brightfire19 yes, that's what Schadenfreude is, but Schaf means sheep, so Schafenfreude, if it were a real word and worked grammatically, would have something to do with sheep.

    • @gimok2k5
      @gimok2k5 5 днів тому +7

      @@feuerling Well, grammatically, it does check out. And given how it's combined, it could mean something along the lines of "Happiness of sheep", because German is just like that.

  • @qckreplacementvideos7561
    @qckreplacementvideos7561 3 дні тому +10

    6:39 I'm December 18th. DO NOT COMBINE IT WITH CHRISTMAS!!!
    We December babies deserve our own celebration like the rest of you, and lumping it in with Christmas is a sign of bad friends. All I asked for was two *very cheap* packets of biscuits instead of one, and my old shitty friends could never deliver. I'm so lucky I ditched them and found new friends who actually care about me.

  • @neilcicierga9818
    @neilcicierga9818 6 днів тому +93

    2:40 this reminded me of a story. one time i was going through the drive thru of a taco bell ordering a vaguely unusual amount of tacos for my family (can't remember the exact number but 6-8 is my guess) and the presumably stoned drive-thru worker, bless his heart, audibly exclaimed "goddamn, lady!". i will never forget that guy, i hope hes doing great

    • @foreverpainful
      @foreverpainful 5 днів тому +4

      i used to order tons of fast food at a time and then keep it in the fridge/freezer and i cant imagine how the workers felt getting an order for like 25 plain cheeseburgers

    • @miclovesart
      @miclovesart 5 днів тому +5

      When I came home from my first mental hospital stay that lasted 2 weeks when I was barely 15, my parents brought me home, and within 10 minutes my brothers came back with 2 or more of EVERY SINGLE ITEM on the Taco Bell menu and my whole family had a Taco Bell feast. 10/10 experience

    • @Vinemaple
      @Vinemaple 2 дні тому

      Taco Bell guys maybe thought you had the munchies?
      I was in a McDonald's on a navy base in the US, it was right on the warship pier, usually at midnight it was dead, but one night there was a whole crowd of people waiting for their orders... after ordering and waiting with them for about 15 minutes, the cashier called for the person who'd ordered 200 Double-Doubles ($1 mini-burgers). The mood was actually pretty light, everyone chuckled a little as a kid in uniform came up, with a sheepish grin on his face, to pick up the burgers. Presumably for some reason he had to buy burgers for his whole department... on an aircraft carrier.

  • @Mel_Bat
    @Mel_Bat 5 днів тому +44

    The Wikipedia thing is so strange to me. I've started uni this month and most of my professors said that before we read any texts they give us we should search the author on Wikipedia to get the general info on who that person was and what they did. They just told us to do our research in English, because there are more editors for this language, so any mistakes get fixed quicker

    • @shwahgamer
      @shwahgamer 5 днів тому +18

      The worst thing for me was the time when you had to write an essay on stuff. And every English teacher I had said "Your sentences CAN'T be worded the same way as the info you research, or I will consider the whole paper plagiarized." This meant you had to constantly change the phrasing of the info just enough to convince them that it wasn't copy pasted. I seriously almost got failed once by a teacher for having ONE sentence that was worded the same way as the one on the site I researched from. She at least let me edit it but it just looked ridiculous after that. It led to the weirdest way to word things and it was just frustrating.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 днів тому +3

      They also tend to be longer. My native language sometimes has like 3 lines of text on a topic, when the English is pages upon pages long.

    • @mels607
      @mels607 5 днів тому +7

      @@shwahgamer yeah that's just silly, there are only so many combinations you can have for a sentence and they have ALL been written before, literally everything anyone writes is "plagiarism" if we're going by that rule. these teachers need to quit freaking out over that and focus on whether the paper itself was well-written and fitting the assignment, not whether you used the same word as the source site ffs. a small class assignment isn't even that serious, if you were turning in a research study then sure plagiarism should be taken seriously, but a little essay?? these people are nuts.

  • @bubbletractor
    @bubbletractor 5 днів тому +25

    5:18 I have never met a woman who hates cargo shorts. What a sad life to lead. In fact, I know many women who are cargo short enthusiasts

  • @trishapellis
    @trishapellis 6 днів тому +59

    5:29 Excuse you, men's pants are perfectly fine for carrying everything that goes in a purse without needing to look like a bag of potatoes. I know - I only wear men's jeans.
    Just give us fucking pockets in our NORMAL jeans.

    • @jenniferapplegate149
      @jenniferapplegate149 5 днів тому +1

      My favorite capris had hip pockets that were big enough to hold a 8in tablet completely. They split on the inseam in such a way that they aren't repairable 😭.

    • @samuelcole6985
      @samuelcole6985 5 днів тому +12

      Jeans are the worst feeling clothing item in the world. I will take the pants that allow me to carry an entire xbox 360 system along with all the other necessities whilst stil being comfortable, thank you very much.

    • @BeckyNosferatu
      @BeckyNosferatu 5 днів тому +3

      I will GLADLY wear cargos, any day of the week!

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 5 днів тому

      *Laughs in wearing Leather Jackets all year round.*

  • @AmazingAutist
    @AmazingAutist 5 днів тому +16

    4:54 Of course. As most people should know by now, the Tooth Fairy is just the premature, adolescent stage of the fully grown Bone Fairy.

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 5 днів тому +2

      MUEHEHE GIVE ME YOUR BONES

    • @dionysus_adores
      @dionysus_adores 5 днів тому +5

      Yep I have a bone fairy in my D&D campaign. She's very Germanic coded, her name is Bonehilda. Very tidy she is.

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 5 днів тому

      @@andistansbury4366 Begone, Bone Fairy. I have never broken a bone on my life.

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 5 днів тому

      So a pixie or nymph?

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 5 днів тому +1

      @@AmazingAutist Isn't that just a Pixie or Nymph from old Germanic folklore?

  • @mollydugan6144
    @mollydugan6144 6 днів тому +73

    the two-person hug emoji has always looked like an armchair to me

    • @amethyst..2
      @amethyst..2 5 днів тому +1

      Huh. I can kinda see it

    • @Blaczolt
      @Blaczolt 5 днів тому +2

      🫂

    • @SwiftKey_253
      @SwiftKey_253 5 днів тому

      i can't even see it 😔

    • @rabiithous3
      @rabiithous3 19 годин тому

      IM NOT KIDDING FOR YEARS IT LOOKED LIKE THE FILM CAMERA TO ME LIKE 🫂 IT LOOKS LIKE THE TWO CIRCLE THING LIKE THIS 🎥 RHEY LOOK THE SAME

  • @bitescratchbeg
    @bitescratchbeg 6 днів тому +125

    0:14 luffy passing the weight to his bro:

  • @dionysus_adores
    @dionysus_adores 5 днів тому +9

    The oil painting one is absolutely gorgeous.

    • @ky_guy
      @ky_guy 2 дні тому +2

      So is your profile picture

  • @Cuddly-Cactus
    @Cuddly-Cactus 5 днів тому +20

    3:46 - same bro same! We hate our new-ish washer & dryer. It's got bluetooth but does it send a damn text message to let us know when it's done washing or drying? Nope! Should it, YES!
    (The laundry area is upstairs in the attic and since this house is over 100 years old there's a thick heavy wooden door that needs to remained closed since it's just so drafty up there, so it's almost impossible to hear the little ding when either machine is done. And fhe timed drying cycles always lie to us. Oh there's 20 minutes left on the timer, go back downstairs set an alarm to go off in 20 minutes, go upstairs, and nope it's still not done yet. And I cannot tell how many times the closthes come out still damp. Wish we could have just gotten our ancient machines fixed!) 🤬

  • @spookyghostwriter3110
    @spookyghostwriter3110 6 днів тому +29

    7:55 I had this happen to me last year. Was attending a event on a college campus. Was running late. Had to walk super fast to pass this one girl who was also walking kinda fast. She looked at me funny when I passed her.
    I got to my destination just 3 minutes late. 4 minutes after I sit down, fast walker girl comes into the same event and we sort of exchange a look of “oh you again”.

    • @Vinemaple
      @Vinemaple 2 дні тому +1

      I get passed like this all the time when I'm driving, because apparently beat-up old cars look, to _some_ people, like they're moving slower than they really are.
      And then there are the humans who will pass you around a blind corner while you're going the speed limit, so they can get into town 30 seconds faster than you.

  • @happystoryfamily4830
    @happystoryfamily4830 5 днів тому +23

    Pumpkin spice - for October
    Apple spice - for November
    Eggnog - for December
    Hot chocolate - any time IF you are brave….

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 5 днів тому +3

      Or if you live far enough north

    • @Png_gaming
      @Png_gaming 4 дні тому +5

      Scotland is freezing and hot chocolate is a damn good drink, I need no excuse to be christmasy all year round.

    • @happystoryfamily4830
      @happystoryfamily4830 4 дні тому

      @@Png_gaming Wow really? I never knew Scotland was cold like that. I love hot chocolate, so ig i was only thinking about myself lol.

    • @Png_gaming
      @Png_gaming 4 дні тому +2

      @@happystoryfamily4830 It’s not quite as cold as russia or Canada but its not exactly a hot country either. Recent summers have been hot because of climate change but it calmed a bit this year.

  • @Notnorml555
    @Notnorml555 5 днів тому +31

    4:47 Google said no animals eat bones to cool down, but it did say bearded hawks hyenas giraffes and pelicans eat bones

  • @Loyce-ec6dj
    @Loyce-ec6dj 6 днів тому +26

    11:35 2 fun facts: 1. it means to enjoy others pain in German (though is used in the Dutch and English language aswell) and 2. it is spelled incorrectly, its schadenfreude

    • @vixxcelacea2778
      @vixxcelacea2778 5 днів тому +1

      Another fun fact. It's also not true. LLM's work best with good data sets. It turns out if a previous AI generated data set was already from a really good data set, the other AI can in fact learn from it no problem. It's no different than if you fed the AI originally blurry pics of dogs and that's all it could produce. Given how it learns, the data set, no matter the source is for the most part what matters.

    • @Cuddly-Cactus
      @Cuddly-Cactus 5 днів тому

      @Loyce-ec6dj
      Yes! I had paused the video to scroll down to the comments to see if anyone explained it and corrected the spelling. Thanks buddy! 🙂

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 5 днів тому

      ​@@vixxcelacea2778I think you replied to the wrong comment.

    • @Vinemaple
      @Vinemaple 2 дні тому

      Schafenfreude: joy derived from sheep!

  • @redman7775
    @redman7775 5 днів тому +13

    11:38 should be schadenfreude, a German word that describes a feeling of joy or pleasure in reaction to someone else's misfortune. It directly translates to "harm joy" in English, because German is not subtle at all

  • @KindHeartedGoat
    @KindHeartedGoat 6 днів тому +715

    10 fell offs in 1 Emkay?! Minutes.

  • @allanwidner9276
    @allanwidner9276 5 днів тому +37

    Yes, some HOAs will ding you for having an outdated car.

    • @shpoinkervr
      @shpoinkervr 5 днів тому +12

      imagine being fined for being broke ohmy god

    • @Canleaf08
      @Canleaf08 5 днів тому +3

      Reminds me when my former airbnb host made me turn my 2000 Jetta around because the lights were yellowed, that it was not facing the road. Or parked it in the garage.

    • @mels607
      @mels607 5 днів тому

      HOAs should be illegal. they claim there are benefits but literally all I ever see are things like this, where Karen White is throwing a tantrum because Neighbor Joe has an ugly car and it "ruins the aesthetic of the community" lmfao WHY are we letting these nutjobs run our houses we pay for??? CRAZY

    • @Whodis22
      @Whodis22 5 днів тому +6

      They really will do anything to try to get people they don’t like out. I got a warning for “looking unkempt” not my home. ME.
      I hated that place

    • @waitwhat1029
      @waitwhat1029 4 дні тому +2

      ​@@Whodis22...XD I was house sitting for a few months in an HOA community. The neighbor thought I was the new owner and brought me a paper to help me "fit in" with the neighborhood. It was a homemade recipe for removing my tattoos; goats milk, lemon juice, I forget what else. Just soak for 6hrs a day and they'll wash right off! XD
      The weird thing is, I actually think she was trying to do what she said she was...in her own bonkers elitist way. She honestly could not grasp the idea that conformity down to the length of grass and color of mailbox was not everybody's idea of heaven.

  • @Digital-yc7ky
    @Digital-yc7ky 6 днів тому +38

    2:05 the funny thing is Jesus the Christ is actually how it is supposed to go

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 День тому

      Yes. “Khristos” (“Christus” in Latin) is just the Greek transliteration of the Hebrew word “Maschiah” (“messiah” in Latin) which means “anointed one.”

  • @StinkySeaGoat
    @StinkySeaGoat 6 днів тому +36

    1:49 this is the good ending to every Choosing Beggar

    • @AnonOmis1000
      @AnonOmis1000 5 днів тому +5

      I wouldn't exactly say it's choosy. I'm assuming that was full price, just in a different form of payment.

    • @kaila-denzenhughes4130
      @kaila-denzenhughes4130 5 днів тому

      Theres artist who take commissions in robuxs, discord nitro and toyhouse codes

    • @AnonOmis1000
      @AnonOmis1000 5 днів тому

      @@kaila-denzenhughes4130 is toyhouse what is think it is?

  • @willowjean9729
    @willowjean9729 6 днів тому +28

    i have twin cousins who were born ON Christmas eve. we jokingly call them the jesus babies

  • @Markplaysgames.
    @Markplaysgames. 6 днів тому +20

    4:53 I think he's talking about dogs

  • @JUMALATION1
    @JUMALATION1 5 днів тому +10

    4:11 I have a "bell horn" in my car that is less aggressive that normal honking. It's an actual metal bell under the hood. It's more like a "ding ding here I come" sound rather than "move your ass now!"

  • @JunoGaylord
    @JunoGaylord 6 днів тому +10

    11:38
    Schadenfreude (misspelled)
    scha-den-froy-de
    Sadistic pleasure

  • @ThingsFalling
    @ThingsFalling 6 днів тому +33

    1:11 hmmmmm yummy painting 🤤🤤🤤

  • @restorasenrisei9991
    @restorasenrisei9991 5 днів тому +3

    8:14
    "I am immediately killed"
    That sentence was punctuated by me looking over just long enough to fall into a ravine and die in Minecraft

  • @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV
    @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV 6 днів тому +11

    9:58
    I was a bit confused by this, but the longer I thought about it, the more I agreed with her tbh

    • @Morana-mori
      @Morana-mori 5 днів тому

      hot dogs are meant to be mediocre, burgers are meant to be superior. a 5/10 hot dog is better than a 10/10 hot dog because you’re expecting it to be 5/10 and taste good, but a 5/10 burger is disappointing because you’re expecting a 10/10 burger

  • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
    @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 5 днів тому +2

    4:51 I mean, it's not for cooling down, but giraffes do sometimes eat bones.

  • @Demonicwolf9
    @Demonicwolf9 5 днів тому +4

    6:44 my wife's birthday is the same week as charismas, I make a point to do something on each day, and different from each other

    • @qckreplacementvideos7561
      @qckreplacementvideos7561 3 дні тому +1

      Damn right. If my future spouse combines mine with Christmas I'm breaking up with him lol.

  • @squiddiot5477
    @squiddiot5477 5 днів тому +2

    I’m pretty sure the “creature that eats bones to cool down” is either the bearded vulture or some other type of vulture. They drink the marrow and I imagine that might cool them down

  • @FictionHopper
    @FictionHopper 6 днів тому +12

    14:12 pretty sure it's supposed to be the f slur lol

  • @joliealbury6936
    @joliealbury6936 5 днів тому +17

    11:35 They meant "schadenfreude," and yes, it's a real emotion. It's when you're pleased by the misfortune of others.

    • @outseeker
      @outseeker 5 днів тому

      so maybe shafenfreude was pleased by the shaft of others? oh dear that looks different written down lol

  • @m310grass
    @m310grass 5 днів тому +5

    at 10:22 the third grey one always looks like a film projector to me

  • @bridgetbenson6291
    @bridgetbenson6291 5 днів тому +13

    6:34 My kid's birthday is 27th of December. We celebrate the days separate, heck i even take the tree down before her birthday.

  • @emopunkyELO
    @emopunkyELO 5 днів тому +5

    Zach’s voice is just the diet version of Damien‘s voice

  • @synonym1196
    @synonym1196 5 днів тому +6

    4:46 I can almost guarantee that kid is thinking about vultures, but blending two facts - they eat bones, and they poop on their own legs to cool down!

  • @leruetheday377
    @leruetheday377 6 днів тому +10

    Uncrustables taste much better if you take them straight out of the freezer and put them in the toaster for a minute. The jelly is still cool and refreshing, the bread is crispy and toasted, and the peanut butter is warm and gooey

  • @gameon1357
    @gameon1357 6 днів тому +7

    I just realized how much you guys post

  • @Scarlett.Granger
    @Scarlett.Granger 6 днів тому +61

    What the heck is v-bucks, i feel like I'm slowly turning into a boomer and I've barely adulted, jeez... 😂

    • @DOCTORWHIMSY
      @DOCTORWHIMSY 6 днів тому +31

      fortnite currency

    • @TheSlimeKilling_Minecart
      @TheSlimeKilling_Minecart 6 днів тому +5

      ​@@DOCTORWHIMSYwas just going to say that

    • @Scarlett.Granger
      @Scarlett.Granger 6 днів тому +4

      ​@@DOCTORWHIMSY I'm not even old, but I'm too old for this 😂

    • @Boicapof_Chronicles.
      @Boicapof_Chronicles. 6 днів тому +8

      Fortnite, a popular competitive game for people under 18, currency. Its a free game that doesn't require much transactions but, for accessories and characters, it does.

    • @trentonshowers7366
      @trentonshowers7366 5 днів тому

      It's the in game currency used for fortnight battle royal, but you actually have to buy it with irl cash to get skins and what not

  • @Bupboy
    @Bupboy 5 днів тому +3

    6:56 we cant seriously be at the point where the joke comes from not doing anything illegal and putting other people into danger, right?
    We're not that desperate for stimulation yet, right?
    This is why im never driving

  • @dragonsteamworks6675
    @dragonsteamworks6675 5 днів тому +4

    Honestly the one with the shirt at 1:16 was pretty wholesome.

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 5 днів тому +4

    HOA's in the Americas are so fucking wild to me... Where I live, the only thing that bears any semblance to them is for situations where several people have ownership of a property, i.e. owners of different flats in the same building.
    And then it's pretty much just there for collective decision making for certain factors. Forcing everyone in a neighbourhood to have their front yard look exactly like the neighbourhood tyrant wants to as a means of keeping real estate value up is fucking absurd.

  • @AshLilyNeko
    @AshLilyNeko 4 дні тому +3

    11:29 yeah it’s supposed to be schadenfreude can’t even get the damn word right twitter fr 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @kpopfan2
    @kpopfan2 4 дні тому +2

    The miss pronounciation of go raibh maith agat as an irish person sent me 😭😭

  • @AWillfulMemory
    @AWillfulMemory 5 днів тому +4

    6:55 Are you brushing your teeth with sandpaper?

  • @JoannaHiggins-nr1ky
    @JoannaHiggins-nr1ky 6 днів тому +28

    Your editing is so smooth, loved it!

  • @bacca4813
    @bacca4813 5 днів тому +4

    10:35 Straight up thought that was a screenshot from Project Zomboid.

  • @feuerling
    @feuerling 5 днів тому +3

    0:33 I would not have put those beads in a container with a shared lid affer dropping it once. It should have at least a few separate lids.

  • @swedishgeese.1
    @swedishgeese.1 5 днів тому +6

    4:20 Pretty sure mark rober did this

  • @iainwmacintosh
    @iainwmacintosh 5 днів тому +7

    8:22 - I presume they're talking about Scottish Gaelic, which is pronounced "ga-lick", rather than Irish Gaelic, pronounced "gay-lick"
    It works for the Irish Gaelic, because they're one letter off, but I'm guessing it's Scottish Gaelic, because the pronunciations are near identical

    • @redpandamurphy
      @redpandamurphy 5 днів тому +2

      No, it's pretty accurate to the irish pronunciation.
      Actually, quick question. Is Scottish Gaelic actually similar to Irish? Like, do you say "go raibh maith agat" when saying thank you, or is there some other similar way of saying it? What makes it similar to Irish other than origin? I've seen a good few Irish phrases used online (póg mo thóin, go raibh maith agat, an mhaith ar fad), but I don't think I've seen a Scottish Gaelic phrase.

    • @beccalaurx
      @beccalaurx 5 днів тому

      I think you're right because gaelic is not the name for the irish language. It's called Gaeilge. So it must be Scottish gaelic she's talking about

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 5 днів тому

      Historian here. I think you're a little confused. Gaelic were one of the people who inhabited the islands where the UK(and Ireland) is now before countries were formed. There is no Irish Gaelic vs Scottish Gaelic. Gaelic is one of the predecessors to every country in the UK(and Ireland).

    • @KattoTang
      @KattoTang 5 днів тому +1

      @@AIHumanEquality You're a historian and you don't seem to realize that a word can be for both a people and a language? Damn, dude.

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 5 днів тому +1

      @@KattoTang Gaelic was indeed their language. What about it? Are you confusing Gaelic and Gaeilge, is that the issue?

  • @IceSpiderGaming
    @IceSpiderGaming 5 днів тому +2

    ive had an uncrustable once, it was TERRIBLE! havent seen them sold anywhere recently

    • @foreverpainful
      @foreverpainful 5 днів тому

      theyre SO bad. way too much peanut butter with extra protein powder so its "healthy" and the jelly clumps into the middle so every other bite is gross

  • @LittleLexi24
    @LittleLexi24 6 днів тому +6

    12:55 Every salsa jar I’ve had has been shaped like an in between of these.

    • @sam4gaming135
      @sam4gaming135 5 днів тому

      I've seen both shapes, but the tall ones are always designed for recipes whilst the short ones are designed for dipping

  • @eggnogalcoholic
    @eggnogalcoholic 5 днів тому +3

    9:19 A FELLOW EGGNOG LOVER IN THE CHATTTTT
    For a brief moment I panicked trying to think of a way to express to Zach how much I agree with him about his stance about Eggnog, then I remembered my username
    also my snake is also named eggnog for this exact reason

  • @eddieo1067
    @eddieo1067 5 днів тому +1

    i got a dec 31st birthday and I never got combined gifts, just far enough apart that you don't get double gifts, but close enough together that you get a lot of gifts at one time of the year 😎

  • @DragonfliesDontGlow
    @DragonfliesDontGlow 5 днів тому +3

    8:50 Mix the apple cider with the pumpkin spice

  • @rin_okami
    @rin_okami 5 днів тому +1

    Purses do have one major advantage over cargo pants, and that is that I'm not going to put my purse in the washing machine anytime soon and forget to empty the pockets.

  • @maybenatalie2624
    @maybenatalie2624 5 днів тому +2

    You can raise a purse up to squeeze your Pixar mom hips through tight crevices, whereas you have to empty your overfull cargo pockets lest you squish your delicious snacks

    • @SpaceFrog-ob6mb
      @SpaceFrog-ob6mb 21 годину тому +1

      And If you try and carry something heavy in a purse, then it just feels heavy. But if you carry something heavy in cargo pants, it feel 3x as heavy, and (Depending on if you're wearing a belt or not) you might just end up in a shirt and underwear in the middle of an Arby's parking lot.

    • @maybenatalie2624
      @maybenatalie2624 20 годин тому

      @@SpaceFrog-ob6mb Much better for running with heavy items, too!

  • @men_r_paul
    @men_r_paul 6 днів тому +5

    8:39 Yeah, apple cider vinegar is good

  • @Lafayettethebaguette
    @Lafayettethebaguette 5 днів тому +1

    My high school biology teacher told us not to use Wikipedia because it was at a college level meanwhile I was out here reading the Federalist Papers because I wanted to and I had access to them

  • @Paradigm-Shift208
    @Paradigm-Shift208 5 днів тому +2

    The disappointment I felt at the misspelling of schadenfreude... and I'm not even remotely German!🤣

  • @nedhunter4444
    @nedhunter4444 5 днів тому +4

    6:00 I believe that the 12 hour system has some connection to ancient Mesopotamian sun dials or something, but I really don't know the specifics or if that's even accurate.

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 5 днів тому +2

      A lot of old cultures including the Romans and Egyptians used 12 hour sundials. It was just easier because of how the sun shadow moved. There wasn't really any grand reason for it.

    • @nedhunter4444
      @nedhunter4444 5 днів тому

      @@AIHumanEquality I'm not surprised. What I was saying was simply that I believe I recall hearing that the first recorded instance of such was in Mesopotamia. But I could be misremembering, or whatever source I had could have been incorrect.

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 4 дні тому +1

      @@nedhunter4444 Supposedly but the problem is sundials erode rather quickly without proper maintenance so dating them is a huge challenge if not impossible. You are correct that one did exist in Mesopotamia. Whether it's the first, who knows.

    • @nedhunter4444
      @nedhunter4444 4 дні тому

      @@AIHumanEquality A very good point. Note that I did say that, even if the information stated is correct (which I am not certain of), I am only speaking of the first *recorded* instance of a 12 hour sundial, not the first one in existence.

  • @lukelikessharks
    @lukelikessharks 5 днів тому +2

    14:46 as a Welshman, yeah that’s pretty accurate, you’ll have John’s Place next to Gwylligweneth, Last hold of Ddillon, Druid of Cig

  • @ChrisDaGamer
    @ChrisDaGamer 5 днів тому +3

    2:10 had me wheezing I'm not even kidding

    • @chaosspider5765
      @chaosspider5765 4 дні тому +1

      "Aww yeah! This is happenin! Just a guy dying for your sins. I'm Jesus The Christ!"

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf 6 днів тому +4

    7:43 Bro, I just purposefully cross the street to the other sidewalk at that point.

  • @mintykiwi
    @mintykiwi 5 днів тому +3

    15:12 you aren't supposed to use wikipedia as a source because you're supposed to cite the sources on the bottom of the page

  • @milly1068
    @milly1068 5 днів тому +1

    8:23 I laughed so hard at this one 😂😂. For anyone wondering, this is Irish, it means "thanks you" and is pronounced "guh rev moh ag-ut (all short vowel sounds)"

  • @Whimsykit
    @Whimsykit 6 днів тому +5

    I’m a woman and I love cargo shorts due to that exact reason

  • @birdofjudgement
    @birdofjudgement 5 днів тому +2

    11:34 the way I pronounce it is Sha (as in shaft) din (as in dinner) froy (Troy with an f) duh

  • @TOIG-h6b
    @TOIG-h6b 6 днів тому +5

    here you go bro

  • @eggnogalcoholic
    @eggnogalcoholic 5 днів тому +1

    9:48 I walked away from buying my dream first home because the HOA of the neighborhood said I couldn’t own reptiles. In my own damn home. It’s reptiles or nothing baby

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 5 днів тому +4

      That's discrimination. Where would I keep my full grown dragon?

    • @eggnogalcoholic
      @eggnogalcoholic 5 днів тому

      @@AIHumanEquality EXACTLY

  • @Selnathorn
    @Selnathorn 4 дні тому

    There are many teachers I hated during my life, but all teachers I had gave one reason why we shouldn't use wikipedia for researches. They wanted us to learn how to find information from different sources on our own and to discern which of those sources were trustworthy or which were only telling half truths or spreading misinformation. I still appreciate that, even from the teachers I hated.

  • @Nick-u1d
    @Nick-u1d 4 дні тому

    Me and my friend once dropped our letter bead holder and we spent like 3 hours reorganizing it and finding all of them it sucked

  • @GegoXaren
    @GegoXaren 5 днів тому +1

    As someone who lives in a country with an alcohol monopoly, the fact that in other countries you can go into a grocers to get wine is insane to me.

  • @christopherg2347
    @christopherg2347 5 днів тому

    4:11 Default sound should be the Road Runners "Meep meep"
    I sometimes use it in the supermarket when some is blocking the isle.

  • @AB-Prince
    @AB-Prince 5 днів тому +1

    to be honest in the early 2000s there was no review process for changes made on wikipedia, it was only if and when someone noticed an error that it would be corrected. like remember the gay garfield thing. and I would not be the least bit surprised if back then, some teachers purposely made deceteful edits to wikipedia just to crap on their students.

  • @wurtknurte7283
    @wurtknurte7283 5 днів тому +2

    6:17 Honestly, good strategy. Too bad it causes gas leaks though.

  • @NiyaKouya
    @NiyaKouya 5 днів тому

    4:20 Your car already has something for that: "blitz" the high beams a few times. It's silent but noticeable enough.

  • @dillonkakusareru6788
    @dillonkakusareru6788 5 днів тому +2

    5:37 you have no idea how much bullshit I can and fit in my purse

  • @guyonyt999
    @guyonyt999 3 дні тому

    7:50 i just tailgate but with walking in hopes of making them uncomfortable enough to either
    1. walk faster
    2. move aside

  • @shwahgamer
    @shwahgamer 5 днів тому +1

    11:39 Don't worry, I don't know how to say that word either. But it's a German word that basically means "the feeling of being happy or laughing at someone else's failure."

  • @redshirt49
    @redshirt49 5 днів тому +1

    German here, our salsa jars are indeed shaped like that. Well, not THAT flat. But they're only as tall as a tortilla itself.

  • @gooberrrrrrrr
    @gooberrrrrrrr 5 днів тому

    8:24 the 'gaelic' bread says "thankyou"

  • @hiwaga7399
    @hiwaga7399 5 днів тому +1

    7:04 that's not being built different that's doing the bare minimum

  • @noizthegoblin
    @noizthegoblin День тому

    Bruh the only smart appliance i want is that fridge that syncs notes to your phone cuz I always be forgetting my goddamn shopping list.

  • @sandsoflilyyx
    @sandsoflilyyx День тому

    6:40 december 31 birthday here, my family has kept the occasions completely separate except for a few instances when someone is visiting from far away for Christmas. They give me my gift and tell me I can't open it until my birthday. Happy to provide satisfaction from your gracious query. 🙏🏻

  • @polkinidk
    @polkinidk 6 днів тому +5

    me: garlic bread is so good

  • @robertnett9793
    @robertnett9793 3 дні тому

    11:35
    "Schadenfreude" - "Scha- (like in shawl) -den- (like in den) -freu- (the eu makes a sound like the oi in void) -de (the e is pronounced and not ommitted)
    the joy about the (comical) misery of others

  • @tiernanbonnar4212
    @tiernanbonnar4212 5 днів тому +2

    12:43 This is because in modern workplaces you get paid the same amount, but end up doing MORE work.

  • @chefboiarby304
    @chefboiarby304 4 дні тому

    4:18 There's a video on UA-cam of a guy who modified his car horn to have three options. The first is a courtesy honk which is a polite trumpet sound. The next is your standard car horn. The third is effectively a train horn. I feel like having the first option as a standard feature could reduce or increase road rage depending on whether people used it just to be passive aggressive.

  • @txotumiii8073
    @txotumiii8073 5 днів тому +1

    11:37
    Its called Schadenfreude and is a German word for when youre happy about someone elses pain or damage

  • @CookingWithCows
    @CookingWithCows 6 днів тому +2

    It could be "a(n)ice bear"..

  • @novaseer
    @novaseer 6 днів тому +5

    0:49
    why is her dad heihachi mishima

  • @klikkolee
    @klikkolee 5 днів тому

    I'm prone to itchy skin in general, and as a result, a doctor recommended a specific situation where I should use a cotton swab in my ear -- and that's when I have a persistent itch in the middle ear. The middle ear is prone to infection from small abrasions, so the risk of infection from itching with a finger nail is much greater than the risk of compacting the wax from itching with a swab. They also told me to apply hydrocortisone cream to the swab so that i won't have to do it repeatedly.