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It’s not a Jack narrated video unless he makes everyone who lives with other people and doesn’t use headphones regret their decisions by moaning.
Amazing username
10/10
Oh thank god, I would've watched this without headphones if it weren't for this comment
@@airdead I saved a life today
@@themoistfeltlipsofsatanasamupp make that two lives 🙏
@@themoistfeltlipsofsatanasamupp make that 3, i dont have headphones but now i wont watch
I kinda feel like everyone’s forgotten how teenagers/kids/preteens actually look because of tv and movies. Like, I’ve seen people say that 15 year olds looked 10 when they just didn’t look like riverdale’s 15 year olds.
idk have you see the 'teens' they had in Grease?
The "teenagers" portrayed in shows is generally based off how high schools looked in the 80s and 90s. They're very outdated styles.
@@temp_unknown oh god, I forgot about them
While the styling could use some work, I'm fine with 20-somethings playing teenagers so long as it keeps actual teenagers out of the hands of predatory media execs.
@@Hearthburn1 oh totally, it’s nice to see actually teens playing teen roles so you’re not comparing yourself to 26 year olds and you can really see yourself in the characters, but kids don’t deserve the crap the film industry puts people through.
I usually get to laugh at the stereotypes but the midwestern family taco night one hit home for me and i feel attacked
Same for me and I’m not even in the mid west 😭😭😭
same here
I'm a midwesterner, and you just can't go wrong with taco night. Don't like sour cream tho, bleh.
0:45 wow
What a nice dog
I hope it's not an amalgamation of someone's daughter and an innocent puppy
But that would never happen, right?
Ed....ward?
what is the source?
@@Sleve-McDichael AA NO THE TRAUMA-
@@citratune7830 Fullmetal Alchemist
As soon as I saw it I started screaming no
2:02 I- just the “AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhgggghghhghghgg“ then the editor just “why jack whyyyyyy”
Poor, poor kenny
Jack: at least birds aren't the size of or bigger than us! 😁
Cassowarys and ostriches: ...👀 Whatever helps you sleep at night! 😃👍
flamingos dude
@@lantern26 well yeah but flamingos aren't that scary
@@LesbianCryptid BUT THEIR PUPILS ARE SO SMALL
@@kezottle yeah, but that doesn't really scare me cuz you'd have to be really close to actually see that. Related side note, have you ever owned a lizard/snake?
@@LesbianCryptid no but theyre less terrifying cause they at least look somewhat angry I think. Or just cause I'm used to them. I dunno they just feel less creepy
I like spaghetti
Me too
Same
Yes
Don't we all???
Reply if your gay hehe
Okay, just gotta say "weed helping autistics" is definitely one of those correlations that should be taken with a grain of salt -- probably explained by reducing overwhelm/pain. That's not to say you were claiming more than that, it's just sort of a "I hope people don't turn this into a reverse-PETA milk situation"
It just gives me headaches, stomach aches, nausea, and the expected hunger, without any expected positives. And I can't STAND the SMELL.
@@ShadoeLandman I like the smell, it's nostalgic :)
I'm just glad the meme specifically said "too much". Starting to get the demonization of weed gone, one mediocre meme at a time.
Weed is not good for your health, not for anyone.
@@weirdyo9469 get help
16:15 I hope he realized that was meant to be Gus Fring, and that Dwight was simply to trigger people like me
FINNALY I FOUND IT THE COMMENT POINTING THIS OUT
Don't question the fish skeleton. It will question your bones later
That's why I removed my bones, not too long ago.
@@idontknoq4813 You had bones? Why I never had those nussences to begin with.
@@yeetandskeet9172 yeah, I heard that humans are born with them. I pulled mime out a couple years back
The Portuguese breakfast starterpack:
-Coffee
-Cigarrete
-that's fucking it
That was exactly my breakfast today...
But hey, if it's in a coffee shop I'll also eat a Rissol or Pastel de Nata like a good, non-smoking portuguese, dammit!
I think the reasons why sound in movies are like that, is bevy as the audio isn’t compressed 💀
Compression with audio basically makes it so quiet sounds are the same volume as loud sounds, basically equalizing them to the same decibels. But uncompressed makes them the different volumes.
It’s why you can’t hear them whispering, but can easily hear *an explosion* in the movie, at just 12 volume.
12:30 I love how it's just the Krusty Krab
In regards to the Christopher Nolan one, they forgot “Hans zimmer creating yet another masterpiece that makes the entire movie”
Danny trejo (the actor who wasn't names) is a damn force of nature.
He's 78 and plays in an average of 10 movies/shows per year.
Jack saying Dwight Schrute instead of Gustavo Fring at 16:14 made me so mad.
Yes!
Whoever posted the average high schooler post forgot having Spanish with Mr. García for 5th hour
ms garcia is my english teacher tho
Mr. Bautista for me.
19:49 the Cherubim are described in some detail in the Old Testament (Ezekiel 1:4-14 to be precise); if you made textually accurate statues of them, everyone would think they were some kind of Lovecraftian nightmare
that said, I'm really not sure how they somehow turned into naked winged babies
Renaissance artists were obsessed with the human form. Oh.. and obsessed with old Roman/Greek art, but it seems mostly nudity.
Videos narrated by Jack are my favorite videos. They’re funny and I relate to Jack on every level
As someone who regularly have sleeping problems, that have now been enhanced to 4 hour intervals at best, because of a tooth abscess. Having neighbors who doesn't understand that the world is asleep when they get up and start a party in the car. On top of the building somehow always having construction noises for years on end, when strangely nothing ever gets fixed. This video saved a bit of my I'll rested spirit.
as a midwesterner i feel like i can better explain this
the taco beef thats split so heavily the chunks that come with the seasoning for the meat are bigger than the bits of meat themselves
NEVER ENOUGH SOUR CREAM
mexican blend cheese in a bowl
searing hot refried beans in a fancy dish tray
shells in a dish tray
CHEESE ALL OVER THE TABLE (and maybe a few bits of meat)
“I’m glad they aren’t the size of humans”
Cassowary is gonna give him nightmares for months
17:18 our highschool German textbooks were exactly like this. Hasan loves going to the disco, and he goes to the Jugendherberge and asks the Herbergsvater how much it costs to get food even though it’s right on the sign next to the window
My French textbooks were like this too, but without the references to cell phones of any sort, CDs, DVDs, or just about anything current. The textbooks were published in 1991.
I love this subreddit! thank you for making my day :D
No problem!
"Male Horror Game Protagonist Starter Pack" aka "Ethan Winters" but I missed "everyone you met dies in no time" or "main villain lets you destroy his evil plan"
You forgot unexpected insane skills in triage and using guns from someone, who never did any of those things before.
Ethan Winters was supposed to be an everyman protagonist in RE7 but after Capcom got criticism for Ethan's bland personality they fleshed him out in RE: Village.
12:12 Ok, I hear you. Counterpoint: Ethan Winters. (Because he has personality, we actually see his face, and there’s justification for him surviving crazy injuries)
14:26 Holy crap, this describes me PERFECTLY.
18:18 This is the job I desperately want to have someday.
Move to Norway
that jacket tho, mia/rose, loses fingers like socks
I saw the male horror one and relised… fuck Miles from outlast and Ethan from RE have 1 too many similarities 😭 and i love em both
@Morgan Ellis well yes
14:55 I wasn't even born in the 90s, and this shit sent me on a nostalgia trip
Ya, you the real grim reaper. You were probably born in like, 1bc
@@Deadpurpleflower That would be only 1 year before Christ, I'm fairly certain I've been around longer than that. I actually started going to school in the early 2000s. What with you guys starting to not die from the smallest of cuts over the years, I then had the free time to get an education
25:52 I've heard that people from other countries think that americans are very friendly, the more i think about it the more I see it
like, random people you've never met will compliment your outfit or help you out when you're having trouble (e.g car ran out of gas, a few dollars short on groceries, someone following you with malicious intent)
I never saw this as unusual but I can see how now, it's nice, I like it.
I went to elementary school from 07 to 14 and we had all the stuff from "Elementary school in 90s" except our lunch trays and projectors were different and our teachers didn't wear the vests.
22:11 Farewell, Jack.
Booooooooooooooooo
0:46 I went to my sister's Jack & Jill (a bridal shower, but for both partners), and the brewery it was at mostly had those godawful stools. There were some cushioned ones, but not much. Also, I've never been to a brewery before, and I suffered through the horrible stench of whatever fermented sludge they were working for the whole time. But, on the bright side, I won a raffle basket full of assorted pink flamingo items, and I love it! I always wanted some lawn flamingos someday, now I have two!
I watched this video completely and it changed my life
This joke will wear off when it uses hours to say how long ago it was
I love watching cartoons just to see which fetishes the writers or animators have
Umm...
r/cursedcomment
If this makes it into r/cursedcomment, include me in the screenshot
Include me too!
And me
include me too
"Fast Food Restaurant Owner Starterpack" aka "Mr Krabs Starterpack"
I am proud to say I got married in an undecorated bowling alley. We had BBQ and it was awesome.
Life goals right there lol. Hope the barbeque was good lol!
About that language teacher starter pack, I have two LA teachers this year. Both are female. One left around the start of the year because they were pregnant. The other teacher is also pregnant and is expecting in a month or so. How does that even work.
I love how the English teacher one used the logo for the band, Of Mice and Men.
16:20 sir his name is Gustavo, but you can call him Gus.
From a midwestern family that taco stereotype is true but I feel attacked by it
5:56 back in the old days, people in movies would slice little ketchup packets of fake blood. Clutching it in your palm made it easier to hide
Now there's better methods, but somehow the tradition goes on
But if you need some blood, don't slice your palm. That's the one part of your skin that won't heal properly
And then Netflix wonders why nobody finds their "highschool drama" realistic....
They didn't start the fire, shit's been like this for ages. Grease ffs.
I feel attacked by the midwestern taco night kit. I live in Wisconsin, I don't exactly have infinite access to authentic!
People say that you need 8 hours of sleep, but I'm good with 5 minutes.
Omg the Taco starter packed NAILED IT...I feel so relatable!!!
The fact he just did the laugh and THAT made me remember it was Seth Rogen killed me xD
I feel like I’m learning second hand life experience from the internet… and I’m glad!
Same. I can't really relate to a lot of this, but something still feels accurate about it.
Yes, the starter pack.... Now anyone can get a gist of what they should do, to become one.
1:52
Jack fingers his (peanut)butt(er) confirmed
12:06 Well apparently my pervert ghost is also an asshole ghost because the last two times my shampoo bottle fell it landed, hard plastic lid edge first, on my toe, and made it bleed. Both times.
0:40 WHY DOES THE EDITOR HAVE TO REMIND US EVERY TIME
11:51
Ostriches: exist
Never seen anyone have one as a pet, probably due to their size and nature
6:46 Toss the sour cream, jarred sauce, and olives. Throw the tomato and onion in with peppers and cilantro to make some pico de gallo. I've seen worse.
The Disneyland one is so relatable
"glowing balls of light" -Jack the beloved
13:12 That's child's play, i waited an hour and a half for Ghost Rider at Knotts.
I had a really cool English teacher in 6 & 7th grade, my friend thought he was a lizard person. Idk if they were joking or not
1:49 That one expression waa super amazing!
1:34
As a Floridian, I'm not offended because you're right
Ok I want the alien statue.
10:57 Im glad someone put Dead Meat there.
The kill count font is from Dead Meat on UA-cam and I watch him all the time.
I was like yes I say to everyone I watched this movie already because of Dead Meat.
As someone who was raised in Hispanic foster families, I can say they basically follow the same steps for taco night. You'd be surprised how many Mexican families use mass-produced spice blends for taco meat.
12:09 also the mosquito that doesnt even bite. It just exists there just because and that is honestly such a vibe
11:52 don't let jack find out how tall a ostrich is
I have never been so called out as I was by the lazy vegan starter pack. I literally have two things of Gardein beef-approximation portions in my freezer as I type this, a jar of peanut butter with a spoon at my side and just finished eating a bunch of plantains.
"This is why I just hire a gentle hitman! They don't kill you, they just knock you out for you."
12:29 once the daughter bit came around i got the joke God damn it Eugene is everywhere
12:45 it took me far to long to realise that this was a spongebob reference
Thank you, this video interpreted me from failing this month
this helped a lot after the the sentient lemon ate my nose, this made me feel much better. thank you 👌
10:50
High Boi and Minute Movies are good
The ‘gifts for him’ is so depressing. I do specific searches because I actually know my partner 😂
But I actually do like hot sauce :(
25:35 I'll agree that hard rock cafe and margaritaville are tourist traps but they're pretty cool tourist traps
So is the mystery shack
14:30 I was gonna like it but realised that I already liked it.
1:26 In the US, if you can afford a vacation, you're middle class, not working class.
True
10:55
Mystery recapped roast right there.
😂😂😂
11:07 relatable the WASD keys are starting to dissappear
3:40 that resonated with me a bit. I think its oddly cuz men are condition by society not to open up, as a sign of strength.. but thats only my view on it
Well? How's it resonated?
21:33 So, my 7th grade teacher went on maternity leave, and the sub that came in to cover for her until she got back ALSO went on maternity leave-
And yes. She was an English teacher.
were I in an American highschool TV show, I would look like a kindergartener in college
Jack: Opens up about his feelings and personal life to the fanbase he loves and trusts.
Some wiki-editor A**hole: "Write that down, write that down!!"
"Reasons to live... Your mom would be sad"
Bro you just made s**cide 10x more tempting
13:22 why is this so relatable 😂
"You've got a pervert ghost"
I'd like to see the Ghostbusters handle that!
2:09 JACK STOP YOU’RE GIVING THE AUDIENCE FREE WHIMPER AUDIOS.
6:27 as a Mexican I died. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE SHELLS . . .
10:44 this is Pitch Meeting erasure
the "3:50 AM Because you're a night owl, you're not sleep deprived!" in a sarcastic tone really fucking hit me
I never really liked play places at fast food joints. There were always weird, sticky "mystery stains" everywhere, bigger kids would run over me in the tunnels all the time, and my little sister would always - always - get stuck in the bubble thing at the top. The worst part was that my mom would blame me and my older sister for baby sis getting stuck, because she would always follow us even though she couldn't keep up. I think we eventually stopped going to play places not because we outgrew them physically but because we got tired of having to "rescue" her. I actually feel bad for her looking back, as I'm pretty sure she was traumatized from it happening so much.
14:56 THOSE ARE THE EXACT SAME CALCULATORS WE USE IN CLASS ONG
4:42 I WATCHED THE EXACT SAME VIDEO TO SLEEP LAST NIGHT WHAT THE FUCK
To be fair, our pizza days at my workplace are pitched in together between all the managers, who all know their employees by more than name and station. Or pitched in together between base level employees as a way to bribe managers so we can chill during down time rather than pretend to clean.
20:00 I think that naked baby statue is Manneken Pis.
14:26 is MUCH TOO RELATABLE.
14:55 we usually used one folder, but I used two, other kids would think I was paranoid or that I didn't trust them
in reality, I just thought it was like a cool fort, also helped keep out distractions
The ones that use words to describe the items in the starter pack really didn’t get the assignment
The thing about TV show high schools is that they were based off typical high schools from the 80s and 90s. They're not unrealistic as much as they just are outdated for today's standards.
18:13 This in Finland is always a white VW or MB Van or a Skoda Octavia Vagon which is white or black... Undercover police cars are pretty spottable in Finland...
The midwestern taco night is really accurate
8:41 as a resident of cairo egypt, I can confirm that this is mostly accurate accept u probably wont find ppl randomly praying in the street (unless its friday)
12:56 I’m not supporting shoplifting but if you happen to maybe put something in your pocket and you maybe forget to pay for it is it really a crime?