I Fixed the Alphabet

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @OatsJenkins
    @OatsJenkins  2 роки тому +4819

    VERSION 3 OUT NOW ua-cam.com/video/H333yyMqudU/v-deo.html

    • @ender5312
      @ender5312 2 роки тому +52

      A 3rd?!?!?!?

    • @ender5312
      @ender5312 2 роки тому +20

      @@Kyrkkk what

    • @ender5312
      @ender5312 2 роки тому +12

      @@Kyrkkk “bruh another”

    • @Kyrkkk
      @Kyrkkk 2 роки тому +16

      @@ender5312 ᴇ

    • @ender5312
      @ender5312 2 роки тому +9

      @@Kyrkkk E

  • @rubub8455
    @rubub8455 2 роки тому +13331

    The way the captions slowly adapt to the changes that you make is genius

    • @oliviacreagh7986
      @oliviacreagh7986 2 роки тому +383

      I watched this video over again but with captions just because of this comment, damn you and thank you

    • @fionavivianandaiden3008
      @fionavivianandaiden3008 2 роки тому

      W in France is double va

    • @adacskipper
      @adacskipper 2 роки тому +194

      Holy shit, the video is literally twice as funny if you turn subtitles on

    • @Pointless-Content
      @Pointless-Content 2 роки тому +49

      i NO RIT

    • @Meiseside
      @Meiseside 2 роки тому +38

      I was thinking google has taken the wrong language again.

  • @redgreen2453
    @redgreen2453 2 роки тому +5824

    A, B, O actually works really well as the starting letters cuz then the first three letters would also be the blood types and it’d be really easy to change any mention of “the ABC’s” cuz you could just finish off the curve with a sharpie. Keyboard order is good too tho

    • @ohzmosiss
      @ohzmosiss 2 роки тому +576

      Wattpad writers would love this

    • @guccerice1162
      @guccerice1162 2 роки тому +231

      @@ohzmosiss i hate that i understand

    • @sp4c1ng_0ut8
      @sp4c1ng_0ut8 2 роки тому +277

      NO
      NOT ABO
      NEVER

    • @mmiaxyz
      @mmiaxyz 2 роки тому +23

      @@guccerice1162 please explain

    • @guccerice1162
      @guccerice1162 2 роки тому +249

      @@mmiaxyz ABO (alpha, beta, omega) is another term for omegaverse, a story trope in where humans are divided into three biological classes - alpha, beta, and omega - and experience rut/heat cycles regardless of gender.
      Alphas are at the top of the hierarchy and go through rut cycles. Betas are basically your average person. And omegas are at the bottom of the hierarchy and are the ones who go into heat.
      There are many ways one can go about writing it but it's because of this central idea that works that feature this trope are usually NSFW. Again, not always but usually.

  • @42Xgamer-e5d
    @42Xgamer-e5d 19 днів тому +164

    I love how captions changed too😂

    • @loganjaguar129
      @loganjaguar129 16 днів тому +6

      I was waiting for someone to say that

    • @Jasperkelleyone
      @Jasperkelleyone 11 днів тому

      ​@@loganjaguar129me too

    • @BthebestG
      @BthebestG 5 днів тому +4

      I didn't have subtitles on so I didn't see it, thanks for pointing it out

  • @asiyah4464
    @asiyah4464 2 роки тому +23786

    Can we appreciate the fact that every time he makes a new decision the subtitle format changes to fit it
    edit: @RichConnerGMN did them, pretty cool !

  • @T_FV
    @T_FV 2 роки тому +3960

    In French we actually say "double V" for W and that's the only logical thing about this language

    • @itsriivan
      @itsriivan 2 роки тому +115

      Spain does this too

    • @blackjackdaw7865
      @blackjackdaw7865 2 роки тому +248

      As you are a French person please explain to me, why the heck, do I have to:
      multiply 4 and 20
      and then add 15
      just to say 95
      Why? Just why???

    • @randomperson1955
      @randomperson1955 2 роки тому +67

      @@blackjackdaw7865 I think there's some language where you say 5*20-20/2 instead of 90

    • @mauringilles1563
      @mauringilles1563 2 роки тому +125

      @@blackjackdaw7865 I think we used to count in a base-20 numeral system at some point during the Middle-Ages. We even used to say other horros such as "trois vingt" (three twentys) for 60, or even "six vingts" (six twentys) for 120, etc. For some reason, we just kept this base-20 system for numbers from 60 to 100.
      However, our Swiss and Belgian neighboors have the goodness to use "septente" (seventy) for "soixante-dix" (sixty-ten), "huitante" (eighty) for "quatre-vingt" (four-twenty) and "nonante" (ninety) for "quatre-vingt-dix" (four-twenty-ten).
      I don't know if you were expecting such a serious answer, but you've got one.

    • @blackjackdaw7865
      @blackjackdaw7865 2 роки тому +56

      @@mauringilles1563 I wasn't really expecting a serious answer under a youtube coment but I was kinda hoping for one.
      Thank you.

  • @danitho
    @danitho 2 роки тому +14910

    As someone who had to learn the history of the alphabet, this entire video is equally infuriating and humourous.

    • @flatbreadjk
      @flatbreadjk 2 роки тому +366

      No just infuriating

    • @billywhizz09
      @billywhizz09 2 роки тому +60

      @@flatbreadjk yeah I agree

    • @loganshark667
      @loganshark667 2 роки тому +26

      @@billywhizz09 yep even more then POGO PEAS

    • @quacklord69
      @quacklord69 2 роки тому +278

      A samuan hu had to lern the history of the alphabeta, this entire video is iqualy infuriating and humoros*

    • @gioiadelsapere
      @gioiadelsapere 2 роки тому +16

      @@flatbreadjk honesty is good.

  • @thegameowl11
    @thegameowl11 2 роки тому +9316

    If the alphabet was so good, why isn’t there a sequel.

    • @mihailoaleksic3330
      @mihailoaleksic3330 2 роки тому +139

      This is a sequel, and if he didn't made an another sequel, he will for a couple of days

    • @Star17Platinum17
      @Star17Platinum17 2 роки тому +60

      IT IS THE SEQUEL

    • @drog9235
      @drog9235 2 роки тому +17

      @@mihailoaleksic3330 r/whoosh

    • @drog9235
      @drog9235 2 роки тому +15

      @@Star17Platinum17 r/whoosh

    • @tgkyle
      @tgkyle 2 роки тому +27

      too many bugs and complaints from the first release

  • @DorkyDoodl
    @DorkyDoodl Місяць тому +21

    I love how when he kicks out a letter he stops using it in the captions lmao

  • @themoldysausage
    @themoldysausage 2 роки тому +5712

    "Instead of signatures, everyone should just have logos." My man just reinvented a family crest

    • @mariostar13
      @mariostar13 2 роки тому +157

      Or brought the concept of Japanese "signature stamps" to the English speaking world! Love it!

    • @1821-p6m
      @1821-p6m 2 роки тому +67

      @@mariostar13 'signature stamps' have been used all across Asia not just Japan

    • @mariostar13
      @mariostar13 2 роки тому +17

      @@1821-p6m Wow

    • @jeremvfx
      @jeremvfx 2 роки тому +16

      Bruh when you do signature you have to do it unde 1 sec or 2 max but to make a logo à lot of people will have sames logo plus it will be super easy if you are a good drawer like me to copy the logos of other people . And It will take very too long to make the logo , if you have to do 10 signature on 10 pages it will take 5 minutes to do all the logos

    • @KidNamedPerson
      @KidNamedPerson 2 роки тому +15

      @@jeremvfx bruh it was a joke

  • @KarlDandelton
    @KarlDandelton 2 роки тому +2150

    The signature just being a unique logo to be placed in a designated box is literally how they do document signing in Japan. The government sends you a personalized stamp that serves as your signature. So good job lol

    • @jan3386
      @jan3386 2 роки тому +51

      everyone is a QR code for the government :o

    • @skuldragen
      @skuldragen 2 роки тому +19

      a personalized stamp for everyone... , you mean like fingerprints? great job Japan.

    • @Gamebuilder2000
      @Gamebuilder2000 2 роки тому +41

      @@skuldragen well i mean if you lose your fingers or arms you don't have a fingerprint or if your hands are damaged and the prints become unrecognizable-ish

    • @ravenneck1035
      @ravenneck1035 2 роки тому +50

      Fun fact, hanko stamps aren't generally given by the government, in fact, you can buy a hanko stamp from your local daiso, which is kinda whack if you ask me...

    • @KarlDandelton
      @KarlDandelton 2 роки тому +4

      @@ravenneck1035 Huh that is sorta whack lol. You're right tho I totally misremembered that factoid.

  • @AlexanderCheong
    @AlexanderCheong 2 роки тому +5287

    "No signature, everyone just has to have their own logo" this guy was 2 years ahead of everyone back in 2020 predicting the future NFT.

    • @mangouschase
      @mangouschase 2 роки тому +129

      japanese system:

    • @maybemintmochi_
      @maybemintmochi_ 2 роки тому +10

      @@mangouschase HAA

    • @justineazrort2708
      @justineazrort2708 2 роки тому +54

      @@mangouschase oh yeh ahahah Japan has those personalized stamps. I think those are called Hanko

    • @davo8942
      @davo8942 2 роки тому +30

      I will sign my son’s PG13 permission slip with my bored ape!

    • @jamesgizasson
      @jamesgizasson 2 роки тому +17

      Not joking, I made up a little symbol to draw next to my signature.
      ...because I can't distinguish my own scribbling from anyone else's, I don't have the patience to perfect my penmanship, and I like to draw! X3

  • @Winnielewis-mz1ix
    @Winnielewis-mz1ix 19 днів тому +16

    6:35 YOU SAID NO SILENT Es BUT SUBSCRIBE HAS A SILENT E

  • @miwubunz
    @miwubunz 2 роки тому +3418

    the dedication that the one who made the subtitles put in is incredible.

    • @n0tk1tt3y
      @n0tk1tt3y 2 роки тому +52

      Agreed.

    • @Gaiaschosen
      @Gaiaschosen 2 роки тому +32

      A true madlad 👑

    • @littletreesandmore4664
      @littletreesandmore4664 2 роки тому +11

      No one MAKES the subtitles it’s AI trying to hear what their saying

    • @n0tk1tt3y
      @n0tk1tt3y 2 роки тому +105

      @@littletreesandmore4664 Actually (if you aren’t joking), there is a way for somebody to edit the subtitles for a video.

    • @Aegis4521
      @Aegis4521 2 роки тому +35

      @@littletreesandmore4664 you can put your own if you want…

  • @GordonTheGamer
    @GordonTheGamer Рік тому +739

    I love how the subtitles takes the rules he says and changes the sentences that are being said to be spelt the way it should with the new alphebet

  • @FagitaWaffle
    @FagitaWaffle Рік тому +761

    The fact the subtitles follow the rules of his new alphabet is just truly alphabetter.

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Рік тому +23

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3
      i appreciate all the comments about my, like, ≈2 hours of effort lol

    • @tokhote
      @tokhote Рік тому +4

      @@RichConnerGMN You didn’t get rid of silent letter e

    • @japunaka
      @japunaka Рік тому +3

      @@tokhoteUhm yes they did?

    • @FIZZEROLLI
      @FIZZEROLLI Рік тому

      It is alphabetter😂😂

    • @eropoke
      @eropoke Рік тому

      ⁠@@RichConnerGMNthanks a lot

  • @LaylaMarie-27
    @LaylaMarie-27 9 днів тому +4

    I love how the captions are also spelt the way you wanted

  • @Leron...
    @Leron... 2 роки тому +30219

    The fact that you chose to call your version "Alphabet 2" instead of "Alphabetter" is all the reason I need not to trust it.

    • @fivehoursleep9709
      @fivehoursleep9709 2 роки тому +1659

      Also the 'ph' is superfluous, could just be an f, so it should be alfabetr, 1/10

    • @Beasto
      @Beasto 2 роки тому +773

      @@fivehoursleep9709 And he made α its own letter so it would be αbetr, or αβ (alphabeta)

    • @rellikx7519
      @rellikx7519 2 роки тому +462

      Hear me out the first alphabet starts with alpha, the first Greek letter. So the second alphabet should be the betabet.

    • @stvksn
      @stvksn 2 роки тому +159

      Just call it αβst

    • @ernestw955
      @ernestw955 2 роки тому +71

      @@rellikx7519 more like betagam

  • @thischannelisded
    @thischannelisded 10 місяців тому +317

    I absolutely love how the captions change depending on how he changes the alphabet, the attention to detail is just👌

    • @patriciaconnolly8138
      @patriciaconnolly8138 9 місяців тому +9

      Oh that's why they're weird. I was 'konfused'.

    • @Naazneenf
      @Naazneenf 8 місяців тому +5

      i no rit (I know right)

    • @daclub12345
      @daclub12345 8 місяців тому +2

      Same

    • @TheLordofLoafs
      @TheLordofLoafs 6 місяців тому +4

      @@Naazneenferm noe its “i knoe rite”

    • @Naazneenf
      @Naazneenf 6 місяців тому +1

      @@TheLordofLoafs oops sory

  • @iamveryconfusedabout
    @iamveryconfusedabout 2 роки тому +1067

    I've seen many alphabet reform videos, spelling reforms are like a classic trope for new linguistics enthusiasts, and when you started knocking out C and Q I thought I knew where this was going. I was wrong. this video took a wonderful turn and addressed many important issues. it was also very narratively satisfying how the Egyptian alphabet stuff from the beginning got brought back in the end, excellent video excellent video

    • @Alex_Is_Not_Here
      @Alex_Is_Not_Here 2 роки тому +6

      H was left in there :c its silence and you can subtitute for a j like jajajajaja or just o intead of oh

    • @miniepicness
      @miniepicness 2 роки тому

      Alexa h isnt entirely silence tho
      try to say "hack" separate from "ack" or "jack" without it

    • @paperroll3105
      @paperroll3105 2 роки тому +23

      @@Alex_Is_Not_Here if I saw someone writing jajajajaja and not hahahah I would be so confused fr

    • @iamveryconfusedabout
      @iamveryconfusedabout 2 роки тому +4

      @Rhett nice ! I'm officially cool enough to copy

    • @anti-spiral159
      @anti-spiral159 2 роки тому +7

      @@paperroll3105 Jajajaja is how you laugh in spanish, you need the H to laugh in english.

  • @Toaster-Kingofbread
    @Toaster-Kingofbread Місяць тому +22

    2:14 why do the subtitles match the videos

  • @cheyheun
    @cheyheun 2 роки тому +2529

    him: "lets cancel c, q, and x"
    the Chinese: quaking right now
    for those who don't know, all 3 of those letters make unique sounds in Chinese that don't exist in English ;)

    • @cheyheun
      @cheyheun 2 роки тому +31

      @Bee Sixteen ah that would make sense 👍wish you luck learning Chinese!

    • @evanven2429
      @evanven2429 2 роки тому +8

      FORREAL

    • @theflashgamerhd9398
      @theflashgamerhd9398 2 роки тому +42

      XQC

    • @Zeekiel
      @Zeekiel 2 роки тому +8

      I was about to say that. You are so right!

    • @Conor-jr6lu
      @Conor-jr6lu 2 роки тому +14

      But the Chinese don't use those letters, we do when writing their words/sounds in English. And you could do the same with the Alphabet made in this video too.

  • @knull416
    @knull416 2 роки тому +704

    The fact that the captions change according to changes he makes is amazing
    You get a standing ovation

    • @terminusfinity009
      @terminusfinity009 2 роки тому +2

      ekstreme?

    • @lamonite
      @lamonite 2 роки тому +7

      @@terminusfinity009 Xtreme

    • @adv78
      @adv78 2 роки тому

      O no. i had to se the whol video again
      (I'm not doing alphas, sorry, way too much trouble)

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN 2 роки тому +1

      thanks that was me

  • @josephschubert6561
    @josephschubert6561 2 роки тому +1404

    I like how this starts out semi-professional, but instead of actually going into why the sounds changed but not the letters, and going back and bringing "thorn" in again, or doing something similar to Hangul (the Korean alphabet, also the best one), it's just THE WORST (but funniest) "solution."

    • @TalesGrimm
      @TalesGrimm 2 роки тому +29

      The real ones remember thorn

    • @inacruz5709
      @inacruz5709 2 роки тому +18

      Sorry what’s a “c”

    • @allique__
      @allique__ 2 роки тому +9

      oh my god I remember thorn it looked like a p combined with l

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 роки тому

      @@allique__ and what about the yogh
      ȝᴇs ʙᴇᴋᴀvs som ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀs ᴅᴇsᴇʀғ ᴛo ʙᴇ ʙʀoᴛ ʙᴀᴋ ᴀɴivvᴀȝ, ɴo ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ iғ þᴇȝ ғᴇll ouᴛ oғ usᴇ ғoʀ soᴍᴇ ʀᴇᴀsoɴ

    • @adora_was_taken
      @adora_was_taken 2 роки тому +25

      @@allique__ you remember thorn??? how old are you

  • @k_luvs_gacha
    @k_luvs_gacha 4 місяці тому +4

    The fact that the captions made the same changes as you spoke is just.. wow.

  • @achyuthavm
    @achyuthavm 2 роки тому +988

    In ye olden days 'u' & 'v' were the same letter so when they made 'w' they called it double-u. It was only later that a rounded 'v' was implemented to avoid confusion.

    • @skyranger9743
      @skyranger9743 2 роки тому +26

      For Þe, which people pronounced as the, "Þ" was actually the character for "th"

    • @achyuthavm
      @achyuthavm 2 роки тому +31

      @@skyranger9743 I know I actually want to bring þ back into þe alphabet, but if I typed wiþ it no one would understand.

    • @skyranger9743
      @skyranger9743 2 роки тому +3

      @@achyuthavm Fair enough.

    • @shadowyzephyr
      @shadowyzephyr 2 роки тому +8

      Also another fail is that the e in extreme isn't silent... or the e in better....

    • @tweer64
      @tweer64 2 роки тому +10

      In French it’s called Double V.

  • @tiralthennavan
    @tiralthennavan Рік тому +498

    Mad respect for making the captions follow the alphabet👌

    • @TheRodrigoGurl
      @TheRodrigoGurl Рік тому +6

      YEAH I SAW

    • @ashleyd8885
      @ashleyd8885 Рік тому +1

      Same

    • @Cattycupcake
      @Cattycupcake Рік тому

      frr

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Рік тому +3

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3
      i appreciate all the comments about my, like, ≈2 hours of effort lol

  • @Plexiate
    @Plexiate 2 роки тому +636

    It seems you created that of a serial killers note left on scene in the 1970s.

  • @nikadoesart
    @nikadoesart 20 днів тому +8

    4:17 abo. Shut up brain im sure it has nothing to do with A/B/O

  • @jj_mang0144
    @jj_mang0144 2 роки тому +375

    3:09 I love how he specifically got rid of lower-case E and then wrote it a few seconds later.

    • @VCJSV
      @VCJSV 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah

    • @-jeff.-
      @-jeff.- 2 роки тому +3

      what’s a C?

    • @jonathanyea3646
      @jonathanyea3646 2 роки тому +9

      then he said no silent E’s but put one in his subscribe card

    • @choka3750
      @choka3750 2 роки тому +1

      @@jonathanyea3646 He made some exceptions. When the E actually does smth. Such as subscribe, the E changes the sound of the "i".

    • @purple.st4rz_556
      @purple.st4rz_556 2 роки тому

      @@jonathanyea3646 Then the word would be subscrib, which is sub....scrib(like the word scribble cut short), so like the reply above the e does somthing

  • @v0id_is_inactiv3
    @v0id_is_inactiv3 Рік тому +895

    The fact that the captions follow the rules he's making as he goes along >>>

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Рік тому +47

      thanks that was me

    • @pinkiroxe2417
      @pinkiroxe2417 Рік тому +16

      @@RichConnerGMN your amazing!

    • @magmoet4341
      @magmoet4341 Рік тому +2

      But how😊

    • @ShowGames_TV
      @ShowGames_TV Рік тому +5

      @@RichConnerGMN huge respects to you man!

    • @len1254
      @len1254 Рік тому +7

      The fakt that teh kaptions follow the ruleS heS making as he gos alobg

  • @stevenbridges
    @stevenbridges 2 роки тому +4641

    I legit expected this to be a legitimate attempt to improve the alphabet 😂

    • @frederikl.1642
      @frederikl.1642 2 роки тому +366

      Same, but that expectation got subverted very quickly. Oh sorry, I mean "kwiklee".

    • @stevenbridges
      @stevenbridges 2 роки тому +41

      @@frederikl.1642 😂

    • @hazelnutnougat582
      @hazelnutnougat582 2 роки тому +69

      It is what are you talking about

    • @jabir5768
      @jabir5768 2 роки тому +6

      Same lol

    • @juliandean2931
      @juliandean2931 2 роки тому +74

      iDK WHaT UR ON HE MAD XELENT $HaNGE$

  • @JustSomeRandomYoutubeUser
    @JustSomeRandomYoutubeUser Місяць тому +3

    I love how in the subtitles, he replased every “c” with a “k” or “s” - the attention to detail is krazy
    edit: it’s not just that, but every time he makes a shange to a letter, the subtitles also shange to matsh it 🤩

  • @matthewsherwood4881
    @matthewsherwood4881 2 роки тому +1112

    Laughed so hard when he brought up cursive... especially because the picture he showed isn't actually English cursive; it's Russian cursive! (Which is, in fact, worse than normal English cursive anyway, because the differences between Russian printed letters and the cursive letters are much larger, but it's still funny because it gets his point across.)

    • @sofija642
      @sofija642 2 роки тому +11

      I personally think cyrillic cursive is so much prettier than english cursive

    • @TheMGMfan
      @TheMGMfan 2 роки тому +47

      @@sofija642 But that isn't the most important part of a writing system, is it? What matters is readability, and I don't know how you're supposed to see that as anything but scribbles.

    • @smethingreal1138
      @smethingreal1138 2 роки тому +11

      правда

    • @sofija642
      @sofija642 2 роки тому +18

      @@TheMGMfan That's correct. I didn't say it's important. Anyways it's readable if written properly. Most people I know use cyrillic cursive writing and I have no problem reading it.

    • @moonpony7490
      @moonpony7490 2 роки тому +15

      You right. I mean? My first thought was: "dude, you can't read it, because it's even NOT YOU'RE LANGUAGE"

  • @ValkryieM2842
    @ValkryieM2842 2 роки тому +1490

    You definitely chose the wrong bird, every cool Egyptologist knows the best bird hieroglyph is G48 'Three chicks in a nest' - which just looks like a group of baby turkeys about to be turned into soup

    • @teslacactus1135
      @teslacactus1135 2 роки тому +56

      i love how hieroglyphics are just referred to as numbers

    • @yennypea6335
      @yennypea6335 2 роки тому +8

      ARE YOU MY MATH TEACHER?!

    • @evolvingminds
      @evolvingminds 2 роки тому

      𓅸

    • @Alex_Is_Not_Here
      @Alex_Is_Not_Here 2 роки тому +17

      @@teslacactus1135 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH the egyptian reaction to that would be the same as the reaction that we are seeing of the persons that learned alphabet history

    • @DominicHoneycutt
      @DominicHoneycutt 2 роки тому +1

      Nerd

  • @Normee
    @Normee 2 роки тому +230

    grayt video! I lurnd a lot, now i speak perfekt english

  • @Elin_Elise
    @Elin_Elise 9 днів тому +1

    i love that the subtitles are in his alphabet

  • @vinijoncrafts2882
    @vinijoncrafts2882 Рік тому +176

    Whoever made the subtitles is an ABSOLUTE beast.

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Рік тому +15

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3
      i appreciate all the comments about my, like,

    • @masongrey5907
      @masongrey5907 Рік тому +3

      @@RichConnerGMN you also have a record to be the first guy that uses Alphabet 2

    • @Andyanddiana467
      @Andyanddiana467 11 місяців тому

      Like Mr beast?

    • @Andyanddiana467
      @Andyanddiana467 11 місяців тому

      @@masongrey5907 cool

  • @tttITA10
    @tttITA10 10 місяців тому +191

    The fact that the subtitles adehere to the new rules as they are being created is just GOLD.

    • @oliverp7666
      @oliverp7666 9 місяців тому +9

      𓅱𓅱𓅱𓅱𓅱𓅱𓅱𓅱

    • @Ramen.h2
      @Ramen.h2 7 місяців тому +2

      I was looking for this comment

    • @meloneill13
      @meloneill13 6 місяців тому +3

      RONG LANGUAG

    • @SavannaSmoot-Brown
      @SavannaSmoot-Brown 5 місяців тому +1

      Frrr I love it!

    • @LimaBean-jz7st
      @LimaBean-jz7st 4 місяці тому

      Not exactly they said dumb and there’s no silent letters

  • @vannillaAJofficial204
    @vannillaAJofficial204 2 роки тому +715

    0:09
    "but then they realised they didn't wanna draw 12 birds, 4 knives, 4 moplican guys and 53 other things just to say bandaid"
    basically my brain trying to process ancient egyptian language

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 2 роки тому +24

      If I'm not mistaken, there are two ways to write it:
      - by using the concepts of the symbols, where that bird probably means "baby chicken"
      - by the first sound of each symbol, so say the name of the word is 'chicken', then the symbol would represent the sound 'ch' makes if used as a sound instead of a concept.

    • @vannillaAJofficial204
      @vannillaAJofficial204 2 роки тому +2

      @@Liggliluff that comment was a joke
      but ok

    • @iZetto1
      @iZetto1 2 роки тому +10

      @@vannillaAJofficial204 So what if it's a joke? I still liked that explanation, it's a fun fact

    • @thegchdude2927
      @thegchdude2927 2 роки тому +2

      you mean 'mop lookin'?

    • @Tasorius
      @Tasorius 2 роки тому

      I drew half of the different birds once (about 20), and then I never went back to trying to learn the hieroglyphs. I guess it broke me...

  • @Godscreationsarecool
    @Godscreationsarecool 3 місяці тому +2

    I actually love the fact that you made the subtitles in the alphabet that you made

    • @Lil-mushroom-guy
      @Lil-mushroom-guy Місяць тому +1

      ᴅᴏ ᴜ ᴍᴇᴇɴ
      “i αᴋᴛᴜʟʏ ʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ғαᴋᴛ ᴛʜαᴛ ᴜ ᴍαᴅᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ŝ̬ᴜβᴛiᴛʟŝ̬ iɴ ᴛʜᴇ αʟᴘʜαβᴇᴛ ᴛʜαᴛ ᴜ ᴍαᴅᴇ𓅱”

    • @Godscreationsarecool
      @Godscreationsarecool Місяць тому

      @@Lil-mushroom-guy mean* I* actually* love* fact* subtitles* alphabet*
      write normally pls

    • @BowlCupNIXC75
      @BowlCupNIXC75 День тому

      ​@@Godscreationsarecoolit's the alphabet 2 language.

  • @gamercraft2600
    @gamercraft2600 Рік тому +126

    The fact that this man made subtitles shows how much effort was put into this

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Рік тому +2

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) (and i'm not a man :3 )

    • @gamercraft2600
      @gamercraft2600 Рік тому +2

      @@RichConnerGMNi did
      Not read the description
      *sorry*

  • @4orinrin
    @4orinrin 2 роки тому +296

    as a linguist, i was gonna comment about my pain watching this
    and then the driftveil theme came and all the worries were *ground* away

    • @thecosplaycrafter8017
      @thecosplaycrafter8017 2 роки тому +3

      As another linguist, I wonder if you can transcribe the comment that I just put on the video.

    • @4orinrin
      @4orinrin 2 роки тому +10

      @Fitz the dragon it depends what language youre intending it to be used; theres also different approaches to it
      if you purely ignore aesthetics and make this for english, indonesian’s alphabet is a good baseline where the ch sound just uses c, the rest of the letters are comparable to their IPA counterparts except making y be /j/ like in a lot of languages
      the “useless letters” would be x and q although i think /ks/ is the only *pair* of unvoiced consonants that becomes voiced intervocalically, so i think its reasonable to let x be its own letter still (also to reduce total letters used to for a given word)
      you could also argue getting rid of y and w and replacing with i and u
      now if you went with this guy’s approach where you use letter names, i gueeeeess you could have q for the sole purpose of the word queue (when you could just write cue within current spelling rules)
      changing the current english alphabet would also need you to account for what spelling system to use; if we completely change it to be more phonemic, the letter name approach would not work. and regardless of which you use, youre going to need to add at least one or two new vowel letters to account for all of them
      i would give you more than this whole ass essay but you can take that to my twitter dms if you care enough

    • @4orinrin
      @4orinrin 2 роки тому

      @Fitz the dragon it’s in my channel description

    • @4orinrin
      @4orinrin 2 роки тому

      i have an alt linked on my main twitter thats mainly for linguistics and world building; you can dm that if you prefer

    • @4orinrin
      @4orinrin 2 роки тому

      @Fitz the dragon not necessarily
      i just mentioned that there could be an argument for keeping x
      if i were to make my own alphabet that kept x, id make it only represent /ks/ not including when the s is a morpheme (e.g. plural, possessive, a verb tense, etc) so box and relax would have x but hacks would not

  • @lofidreamer
    @lofidreamer 2 роки тому +100

    Can we appreciate how J went from almost being cut, to the only letter to keep its capital and lowercase form? Heck yeah Jj!

  • @Girlypops4ever
    @Girlypops4ever 2 місяці тому +1

    I love how the person who made the subtitles followed his alphabet

  • @mellembrnenema2219
    @mellembrnenema2219 Рік тому +278

    Gotta love how the subtitles change along with the changes made, as the video progresses.

  • @kidsarecomedians
    @kidsarecomedians 6 місяців тому +171

    I love how they stayed true in the subtitles

    • @karinapayero
      @karinapayero 4 місяці тому +3

      Me too

    • @i_fried_a_sign
      @i_fried_a_sign 3 місяці тому +2

      Same lmao

    • @SrTelis1
      @SrTelis1 Місяць тому +2

      keyboards don't have it 😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥

    • @VikromBookung
      @VikromBookung 29 днів тому

      Fr

    • @kidsarecomedians
      @kidsarecomedians 29 днів тому

      @@VikromBookung yr

  • @Turtleycute
    @Turtleycute 2 роки тому +405

    Actually, the way you pointed out the 'w' being called 'double u' is so interesting. The french actually do say 'double v' when talking about 'w' so I wonder why we said 'nah man, that's 2 u's put together'. 🤔

    • @peepeepoopoo88
      @peepeepoopoo88 2 роки тому +38

      Doublevé

    • @iwanttobeabillionaire1703
      @iwanttobeabillionaire1703 2 роки тому +12

      Roumania also. Probably a Latin gang thing
      PS: I have a duck video, a chicken video, a video where i am begging for money on Twitter, a walking video, a video where i am playing with my nuts. A short with a blog ... Also a patreon

    • @emdivine
      @emdivine 2 роки тому +11

      jan misali has a very good video on the letter w and why/how that happened. the video is called:
      w

    • @Mescha_
      @Mescha_ 2 роки тому +15

      That's actually very interesting. I'm studying German and learned this recently for an exam.
      The letter W did not exist in the early Middle Ages, nor was it pronounced as such, but as a double UU (I’m talking for German right now. Could be same for english cause the languages are related)
      It is due to the medieval script, which often wrote U as V (but it was pronounced U. Just written as V).
      So the W developed from the double VV (which is a double UU) and got a new sound over time (cause shit was hard to say back then and they wanted it easier).
      In English it’s called double U because it was indeed a double UU. In French it’s called double V because the letter looked like a double VV. In German we call it „Weh“ because it evolved in a totally new letter (and sound), so you know.. it needs a new name.

    • @doopy5932
      @doopy5932 2 роки тому +9

      I actually write 2 round UU's instead of sharp pointy VV's

  • @dogekid7
    @dogekid7 Місяць тому +1

    The fact the captions still match the video’s grammar

  • @drakegrandx5914
    @drakegrandx5914 2 роки тому +448

    I love how he just casually announces that he expects everyone in the world to use the new alphabet within two months right before ending the video. 😂

  • @minklemadness5532
    @minklemadness5532 2 роки тому +253

    I like how he casually realises the idiocy behind him removing certain letters by himself

    • @demulazer6223
      @demulazer6223 Рік тому

      @xrag ever heard of ь or ъ, or even half the words in russian like "грустный", where the the 'т' is silent?

    • @demulazer6223
      @demulazer6223 Рік тому

      @xrag чел, загугли просто фонетический разбор слова грустный и всё

    • @demulazer6223
      @demulazer6223 Рік тому

      @xrag bro why do I gotta read a book from 1700 to learn about my language, the year is 2023 not 1700. Language isn't static, it evolves with the needs of the people and with the way they talk, and right now the 'т' in "грустный" is silent

  • @djkapustka
    @djkapustka 2 роки тому +631

    as a person who had unlimited access to internet as a child, it felt like a war flashback to see him put "o" as the third letter of the alphabet. chills down my spine literally.

    • @adriendAyEP
      @adriendAyEP 2 роки тому +10

      what does abo mean 😟

    • @RedstoneAMISS09713
      @RedstoneAMISS09713 2 роки тому +140

      @@adriendAyEP "ABO" is Alpha Beta Omega
      It's a fanfiction thing
      Don't look it up if you're still innocent-minded please

    • @adriendAyEP
      @adriendAyEP 2 роки тому +22

      @@RedstoneAMISS09713 oh god i know that but i didn't know it went by abo

    • @loreleihillard5078
      @loreleihillard5078 2 роки тому +36

      @@adriendAyEP if it's lowercase, it's a slur for Aboriginal people

    • @Voltagegeekin
      @Voltagegeekin 2 роки тому

      @@EstStupidity Somali?

  • @Pacs_Calo_Pak_Real
    @Pacs_Calo_Pak_Real 2 місяці тому +1

    I love how the captions slowly turns into this alphabet

  • @ChillkittzGT
    @ChillkittzGT 2 роки тому +193

    I love how the subtitles gets changed too while the letters being removed lol

  • @XDaniDiariesX
    @XDaniDiariesX 2 роки тому +306

    Can we just appreciate, the amount of time my man took to edit the subtitles as his alphabet. How come barely anyone has noticed this. We need to sub to him for this

    • @alegoncalves472
      @alegoncalves472 Рік тому +3

      I thought the same

    • @alya_leaf
      @alya_leaf Рік тому +7

      so many people wrote that in the comments so many people noticed this lol

    • @Angelfn777
      @Angelfn777 Рік тому +2

      Damn i didnt even realise

    • @crossiscool6681
      @crossiscool6681 Рік тому +1

      Yeah like even when he says he is removing lower c- kase letters THE SUBTITLES KHANGETO KAPITAL LETTERS

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Рік тому +5

      that's the top comment, also thanks that was me

  • @Rat-ve1xi
    @Rat-ve1xi 2 роки тому +137

    imagine having your toddler sing the alphabet as "q-w-e-r-t-y-u-i-o-p-a and cool sssssssss d-f-fh-j-k-l-z-x-v-b-n-m and birrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddddd"

  • @Milestheotherguy
    @Milestheotherguy 6 годин тому

    i love how the subtitles are actually written with the alphabet changes he makes

  • @halahlo8046
    @halahlo8046 2 роки тому +185

    I had captions on and props to this man for using his own alphabet (2:06) it really adds

    • @frospitality
      @frospitality 2 роки тому +6

      I had kaptions on and props to this man for usin his own alphabet (2:06) it really adds*

    • @angelicamunoz9572
      @angelicamunoz9572 2 роки тому

      @@frospitality Isn't G still existing?
      Oh yeah spelling mistake.

    • @frospitality
      @frospitality 2 роки тому

      @@angelicamunoz9572 oh.

    • @LuxembourgishMapping
      @LuxembourgishMapping 2 роки тому

      The caption is cryllic now, but Latin word is still here.

    • @ender5312
      @ender5312 Рік тому

      ⁠@@LuxembourgishMapping Ҁұгїԏїҁ

  • @Kurse_of_Kall
    @Kurse_of_Kall 2 роки тому +126

    "Instead of Queue you could say- ...." absolutely pricelessly, you earned yourself a sub, cheers mate

    • @M_Feitosa7
      @M_Feitosa7 2 роки тому +5

      Just say Kiwi

    • @soravichtechottiasnee7238
      @soravichtechottiasnee7238 2 роки тому

      How would you say kiwi then

    • @phase0400
      @phase0400 2 роки тому

      Aight who's gonna say it?
      Uh. Nobody it seems. Anyways, "Ksueue"

    • @pastiche9514
      @pastiche9514 2 роки тому

      @@soravichtechottiasnee7238 kouie

    • @tonyliu9493
      @tonyliu9493 2 роки тому

      @@pastiche9514 Cue. Oh wait C disapeared

  • @tabletopdrop4004
    @tabletopdrop4004 3 роки тому +943

    This is the alphabet I’m teaching my kids

    • @OatsJenkins
      @OatsJenkins  3 роки тому +219

      Instant prodigies

    • @YamamotoTV2021
      @YamamotoTV2021 2 роки тому +10

      What do you mean by “your kids?” Are you a teacher or a parent?

    • @fancykero
      @fancykero 2 роки тому

      ‘-‘

    • @Scute_King
      @Scute_King 2 роки тому +22

      @@YamamotoTV2021 bro it's a joke no need to ask questions

    • @Krakyy
      @Krakyy 2 роки тому +28

      @@YamamotoTV2021 its a joke, also is it illegal to have kids or something?? when someone says they have kids do you seriously jump to the conclusion that they are a kidnapper or something? was your brain reconstructed by a blind person or something?

  • @Laynielove
    @Laynielove 15 днів тому +3

    3:05 they’re called double us because in the past they used UU instead of VV

  • @sphygo
    @sphygo 2 роки тому +369

    I always thought C would be better off meaning "ch" instead of having a dedicated pairing for that sound, and then it wouldn't take up the same spot as S or K either. Chart becomes cart. Cart would be spelled kart. Much would be spelled Muc. Cildren, Cosen, Coose, Ouc, etc. You get the idea. Spelling "much" as "mush" made me think of sharing this, thanks to the captions at 4:47 And we might as well use the bird symbol for "sh" too, because why not.

    • @laryb.5136
      @laryb.5136 2 роки тому +10

      exactly, how do we make the ch sound without a c haha

    • @sharpeningtheaxe
      @sharpeningtheaxe 2 роки тому +8

      In Spanish CH is it’s own letter, but the Spanish alphabet has many of the same problems the English one does

    • @sharpeningtheaxe
      @sharpeningtheaxe 2 роки тому +5

      @@laryb.5136 Maybe kh? It’s not doing anything currently

    • @aonairskies
      @aonairskies 2 роки тому +8

      The Turkish alphabet does this, Ç is the Ch sound. C is like G in George and K is K, S is S. Not that hard, really. English has one of the least phonetic alphabets in the world.

    • @AbsoluteHuman
      @AbsoluteHuman 2 роки тому +6

      Ch and Sh also exist in Russian as Ч and Ш
      English also needs that sweet Th letter back!

  • @Malowith
    @Malowith 2 роки тому +212

    The logos as signatures thing is literally just My Little Pony cutie marks.

    • @LARAUJO_0
      @LARAUJO_0 2 роки тому +8

      I thought of those wax stamps a lot of Asian countries use to sign things but that works too

    • @Hamilton-TheMusical
      @Hamilton-TheMusical 2 роки тому +2

      STOP

    • @bricklord5017
      @bricklord5017 2 роки тому

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I wanted to forget that!!!!!!

  • @Julian_Bertsch
    @Julian_Bertsch 2 роки тому +47

    I came here thinking this was an actual linguistic explanation on how to improve the alphabet but this is way better

  • @NediacSnewo
    @NediacSnewo 11 днів тому +1

    I love the subtitles!!! 😂

  • @Bismarck-S
    @Bismarck-S 2 роки тому +304

    As a speaker of a Nordic language, I am relieved that an English speaker finally realized that W should be called double V and not double U. I am so furious that this sadly is the case in real life, yet I am pleased knowing that at least some people understand what bullshit they are putting up with trying to convince other non-native English speakers that their W is a double U and not a double V.

    • @wolf1066
      @wolf1066 2 роки тому +21

      In English, the sounds of U and V are quite different and W is closer to the U sound than a V sound. Also, English - for all its Saxon + Norman French bastard heritage - draws on the older Celtic languages of Britain, and you will notice that in certain surviving Celtic languages - such as Welsh - the W is indeed a double "U" sound.
      In short, W is a vowel in certain "British" languages, despite being viewed as a consonant in modern English. Therefore "double-U" not "double-V".
      Unlike Germans and others, we do not pronounce the W like a V.

    • @Bismarck-S
      @Bismarck-S 2 роки тому +8

      @@wolf1066 This all is bullsh*t. The real reasons is because of romans and how their V's were pronounced as U's, and I knew that when I wrote the comment, yet my point still stands.

    • @wolf1066
      @wolf1066 2 роки тому +11

      @@Bismarck-S Yes, I know that the V was a U sound in Latin. That still does not alter the fact that the W is pronounced like a literal double-U in the Welsh language and similarly-enough to a U in English words.
      So it's not remotely a "double V".

    • @hiddenvelix
      @hiddenvelix 2 роки тому +3

      ... just pronounce it like "we"............. You never use double v or double u in a word.

    • @larissaheunis533
      @larissaheunis533 2 роки тому +9

      my handwriting actually writes w like uu (curvy, not sharp) so in my case its accurate lol

  • @mann_man8556
    @mann_man8556 2 роки тому +382

    This is the worst “fixed” version of the alphabet.It’s perfect.

    • @jamburga321
      @jamburga321 2 роки тому +7

      Honestly, I don't like this, I don't even understand what's going on, this is terrible

    • @buildintoships1220
      @buildintoships1220 2 роки тому +24

      @@jamburga321 ur jealous you couldnt make a better alphabet

    • @jamburga321
      @jamburga321 2 роки тому

      @@buildintoships1220 Bro this is my opinion

    • @jamburga321
      @jamburga321 2 роки тому

      @@buildintoships1220 I don't like it

    • @loylem
      @loylem 2 роки тому +18

      @@jamburga321 this whole video is a joke. chill 💀

  • @LilyFlower2818
    @LilyFlower2818 Рік тому +62

    I love that as he goes along with revising the alphabet, the subtitles change to fit the new alphabet. And the best part is, even without hearing the words, I could still understand it.

    • @alviemorales6109
      @alviemorales6109 Рік тому

      bruh

    • @marlonvalbuenar37
      @marlonvalbuenar37 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Рік тому +1

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3
      i appreciate all the comments about my, like,

  • @AlexARY3
    @AlexARY3 День тому +1

    I saw this when it first came out like within the first week. 1. I cant believe its been 4 years, 2. This guy has changed!!

  • @Emery1237
    @Emery1237 2 роки тому +223

    Can we just appreciate how he made the captions follow his alphabet language 😂

    • @jordanhasch2544
      @jordanhasch2544 2 роки тому +11

      That hurt more than watching him decimate the alphabet. He really f'd it up. I still don't know why I continue to laugh at it; it sucker punched me and ran my face into a plate glass window.

    • @monsYbaby
      @monsYbaby 2 роки тому +4

      @@jordanhasch2544 that was a bit dramatic but ok

    • @ender5312
      @ender5312 2 роки тому +2

      *THE CAPTIONS HAVE THE VIRUS TOO?!?!*

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN 2 роки тому +2

      @@jordanhasch2544 im glad i could do that to you

  • @inqui
    @inqui 2 роки тому +212

    5:08 Actually that's a handwriting in Russian. For those who wonder, it's a medical record entry (the infamous doctor's handwriting in Russian-speaking countries). Though it's almost completely in Russian, there's some Latin script letters (notice "t 36,6" at the beginning of the second line, which is a normal temperature in °C). Not sure I could decipher 100% of it, but most of it is still barely readable, once you know what to expect.

    • @davo8942
      @davo8942 2 роки тому

      Thats not Russian. It’s Armenian.

    • @inqui
      @inqui 2 роки тому +17

      Nope, thats definitely Russian.

    • @vvitchhhh
      @vvitchhhh 2 роки тому +31

      @@davo8942 No, it’s not
      It’s definitely Russian, but illegible since it is a doctor’s handwriting, and all of them write in cursive in a rush
      I can recognise most words as “на приеме” = “at (doctor’s) appointment” (it was used twice) or “состояние удовлетворительное” = “general condition is satisfactory”, or “переменность” = “variability”, or “жалоб нет” = “no complaints”

    • @ShesHalfAPerson
      @ShesHalfAPerson 2 роки тому +3

      I was pretty sure of that! I never learned to write in cyrillic but can still tell that squiggle madness apart lol insane

    • @ПолинаКуркотова
      @ПолинаКуркотова 2 роки тому +3

      I`ve just thought of pointing that out! I believe the author didn`t know that he had more problems with understanding it than illegible handwriting

  • @Elaine-fv7oj
    @Elaine-fv7oj 2 роки тому +101

    I'm so disappointed that "ph" being an "f" sound wasn't banned

    • @htwtrbg1
      @htwtrbg1 2 роки тому +11

      why the “S” and “h” for sh?
      why the “C” and “h” for ch?
      why does h corrupt every letter that comes before it?

    • @redmage777
      @redmage777 2 роки тому +7

      @@htwtrbg1 H does that twice with "T" and does some suspicious things with "W" too. _That's_ it! _who_ would do such a _thing?_

    • @meraalnawashi
      @meraalnawashi 2 роки тому +1

      @@redmage777 👌

    • @jameswest6161
      @jameswest6161 2 роки тому +3

      @@htwtrbg1 you're onto something here

    • @nearo007
      @nearo007 2 роки тому

      Guess we gonna to wait for the alphabet 3

  • @YealakoreFox
    @YealakoreFox 4 місяці тому +1

    Omg the fact he did the subtitles as the new alphabet is amazing!

  • @toby7451
    @toby7451 2 роки тому +49

    teacher: alright kids! lets recite the alphabet. Jimmy, you go first
    Jimmy: Q W E R T Y U i O P a COOL S D F G H J K L Z X V b N M bird from egypt
    Teacher: ...what?

    • @a-random._account1
      @a-random._account1 8 місяців тому

      u dont have to write bird from egypt.
      just copy paste it
      here: 𓅱

  • @a9plecloudju1ce
    @a9plecloudju1ce 2 роки тому +132

    Just imagine having to sing the new alphabet
    "Q W E R T Y U, I O P A S D F, G H J.. K L Z, X V B N and M. Now I know my Q W E Next time won't you sing with me"

    • @willofthewinds3222
      @willofthewinds3222 2 роки тому +24

      Missed Cool Egyptian Bird, and you mispronounced Cool S

    • @njfgrmygd2509
      @njfgrmygd2509 2 роки тому +7

      you missed bird from egypt

    • @chesster1312
      @chesster1312 2 роки тому +4

      @Haji Mohammad Raihan same lol

    • @eIIaaaaa
      @eIIaaaaa 2 роки тому +4

      @Haji Mohammad Raihan SAME

    • @lanphuong9758
      @lanphuong9758 2 роки тому

      Bird from egypt
      Is a period

  • @sokcheachheng103
    @sokcheachheng103 10 місяців тому +57

    The letters A Q R T U are a must have since they can literally make a sentence.
    For example: U R A Q T

  • @MayatheGoldendoodle
    @MayatheGoldendoodle 2 місяці тому +2

    The subtitle captions were on point

  • @Iapetus7849
    @Iapetus7849 2 роки тому +121

    "The Romans crafted the alphabet"
    Phoenicians: “Am I a joke to you?!”

    • @joji_kanell
      @joji_kanell 2 роки тому +9

      i was about to say the same thing.
      the funniest fact is that the romans wasnt even the guys that created the first famous alphabet/language. IT WAS THE GREEKS! even the world alphabet is coming from the greek world αλφάβητο/άλφα-βήτα (alphabeto/alpha-beta)

    • @АннаМарияВалескова
      @АннаМарияВалескова 2 роки тому +1

      @@joji_kanell yes , Roman's have stolen our Alphabet but we stole the Phoenician alphabet and we just add the sounds that were missing . (When I say we I mean Greeks, I just want to shown as useful)
      By the way you are either Greek or you are a human with brilliant knowledge.

    • @joji_kanell
      @joji_kanell 2 роки тому +2

      @@АннаМарияВалескова well... I dont even know good english that they are eazy, so there would be no way i could learn the greek language if i was from other country. Soo yes. I am from greece. (By the way, greece is one of the best countries for holidays and she may have a great history, but these days, is the worst place to live. The fun part is than in ours "schools" some teachers are saying that we have to study because we are the future of the country, but the real reason we study is to leave greece. :,-)

    • @АннаМарияВалескова
      @АннаМарияВалескова 2 роки тому +2

      @@joji_kanell Ελπίζω να μιλάς άρτια την ελληνική γλώσσα, διότι θα συνεχίσω τον διάλογο στα Ελληνικά. Λοιπόν τα Αγγλικά σου είναι εξαιρετικά μην έχεις αμφιβολία περί τούτου. Φάνηκε ότι γνωρίζεις την ελληνική γλώσσα διότι ήξερες ότι το alphabet is associated with the Greek αλφάβητο. Ως αναφορά το εκπαιδευτικό σύστημα στην Ελλάδα, πίστεψέ με δεν θες να αντικρύσεις αλλά εκπαιδευτικά συστήματα σε άλλες ηπείρους.

  • @rovillonYT
    @rovillonYT Рік тому +57

    this guy even went through subtitles to remove the deleted letters...
    RESPECT 👍🏻

    • @maxcraftobjectssituated5519
      @maxcraftobjectssituated5519 Рік тому

      He added the stuff as the video went on too

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Рік тому

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3
      i appreciate all the comments about my, like,

  • @avadrumm
    @avadrumm 2 роки тому +161

    As much a joke as this might be, it's honestly probably one of the more likely alphabet remakes to really happen

    • @faereman
      @faereman 2 роки тому +13

      True, especially 🐦

    • @ender5312
      @ender5312 Рік тому +1

      you have the same pfp as me

  • @DoggyWoggyGames-l9n
    @DoggyWoggyGames-l9n 20 днів тому +8

    5:13 thats just bad cursive

    • @4mia
      @4mia 20 днів тому +1

      Fr tho

    • @kulichkun8709
      @kulichkun8709 17 годин тому

      This is the "cursive" of russian doctors. Almost all of them write that badly. That's why many Russians are used to deciphering such cursive.
      The picture says something about pregnancy, no complaints, satisfactory condition. On the left it says t=36.6°C, blood pressure 100/60.

    • @juniorguardado1354
      @juniorguardado1354 6 годин тому

      True

  • @thebutterattack1239
    @thebutterattack1239 2 роки тому +90

    I went through so many emotions with this. At first, I felt my heart drop when the C was removed. I felt confusion at the Q's death. I laughed for a time, and when we reached the end I was upset, angry even. But thankfully, it was all saved when you reintroduced BIRD to the alphabet, my heart has been lifted and my life is complete. Goodbye xylophone but written in cursive, you will be missed.

  • @rubytheobald3768
    @rubytheobald3768 4 роки тому +167

    I don’t know how it took me this long to watch this but my life is changed

    • @Zextranet
      @Zextranet 3 роки тому +4

      A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, New tone "G" or Dg - (J), K, L, M, N, O, P, Kwe/Kwu - (Q), R, S, T, U, V, Uue - (W), Ks - (X), Eie - (Y), Z,
      New Letters :
      Rr:
      Replaced by "R"s with a Roaring Sound
      Rule = Rr - 'R'a → Rra, .(also applies to E, O, U) . . , Rr - 'R'ie or 'R'i →/→ Rrie or Rri
      Ex. = Respiration → Rrespirration
      [Kw]u and [Kw]e:
      Replaced by "Q"s with a "Uh" sound after ([Kw]u), Replaced by "Q"s with a "Ue" or "E" sound after
      Rule = 'Qu'a → Kwua ([Kw]u), 'Qu'e → Kwue
      Ex. = Quantum → Kwuantum ([Kw]u), Question → Kwestion ([Kw]e)
      New tone "G" or Dg:
      Replaced by "J"s with a Similar "G" sound
      Rule = New tone "G" for "G"s partnered with "E", "Y" and "A", Dg for "G"s partnered with "I", "O", "U"
      Ex. = Junction → Dgunction (Dg), Janitor → Ganitor (New tone "G")

  • @vitality.612
    @vitality.612 2 роки тому +314

    Beautiful.
    This man will be written down in history as the man that invented the "αλΦαβετα"

    • @Zendarolin
      @Zendarolin 2 роки тому +9

      *ALFABET

    • @vitality.612
      @vitality.612 2 роки тому +2

      @@Zendarolin My bad

    • @jonathannorthcutt9096
      @jonathannorthcutt9096 2 роки тому +11

      αλΦαβετα, actually...

    • @awelko
      @awelko 2 роки тому +3

      @@IAGamingWay it's not what they meant
      He said it's an alphabeta in the vid, so they wrote it phonetically in greek
      As we don't have those (alpha-beta) in the Latin alphabet

    • @LittleWhole
      @LittleWhole 2 роки тому +4

      @@IAGamingWay It's άλφα βήτα not άλφα βίτα

  • @TimberWolfPaws
    @TimberWolfPaws 12 днів тому +1

    i think it's funy how capshons get mor kaotic
    (Translation: I think it's funny how captions get more chaotic)

  • @seannyyx
    @seannyyx 2 роки тому +83

    The fact you went to the trouble of updating the subtitles as you went along was just beautiful conviction to the project.

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Рік тому

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3
      i appreciate all the comments about my, like,

    • @seannyyx
      @seannyyx Рік тому

      @@RichConnerGMN bravo 👏 proper conviction to the project!

  • @SubLTK
    @SubLTK 2 роки тому +522

    Fun fact: When first invented the manual typewriters, they had keys arranged in an alphabetical order, but people typed so fast that the mechanical character arms got "tangled up". So the keys were randomly positioned to "slow down" typing and prevent key jams.

    • @liagamer4265
      @liagamer4265 2 роки тому +61

      Thats funny because we still type fast, just got adjusted to the new order :)

    • @lelrond
      @lelrond 2 роки тому +123

      I'm pretty sure that the actual problem wasn't people typing too fast, as they were required to keep up with conversations for the sake of logging.
      The issue with an alphabetical order was more about how many often used letters lied next to or near each other. Though that could obviously have been prevented by typing slower, that wasn't really a viable option if typewriting was to be used i.e. in courts, so the order was changed to *preserve* pace, not slow it down.

    • @martin0499
      @martin0499 2 роки тому +7

      @@lelrond you're correct, you can still type fast in a qwerty typewriter and not get it jammed

    • @magorostravsky5732
      @magorostravsky5732 2 роки тому +4

      I guess nobody understand Now how old typewriters worked. Today order was truly arranged to slow down typing. For example in past there was czech (i think, but i'm not 100% sure) attempt organize letters according to their usage. I don't know what was So different compare to others letter orders, but problém was same. Mechanical parts was slower than writing person.

    • @skyemonkey1822
      @skyemonkey1822 2 роки тому +4

      typewriters are long gone, why do we keep using QWERTY or DVORAK?? Let the next gen follow the alphabetical order, while the QWERTY users can choose between old and new versions. Millennials have been through the transitioning of floppy disks to CDs to smartphones, keyboard transition is not that challenging. Even though I'm very used to QWERTY, it's like an ITCH in my brain because there is no valid reason to follow QWERTY anymore. If someone could help scratch this itch, it would be much appreciated.

  • @AlbertAnderson-t1w
    @AlbertAnderson-t1w Рік тому +24

    The fact that the captions on the video changed too is just insane. Your videos are insanely detailed. Also I will be using this alphabet now! 💗

  • @Tacoandmepad
    @Tacoandmepad 9 днів тому

    The captions is the best part 😭 10/10 vid

  • @M_STUDIO_channel
    @M_STUDIO_channel 2 роки тому +102

    Everyone needs to have their own logo. Genius

    • @juniperkitkatstudios8234
      @juniperkitkatstudios8234 2 роки тому +6

      I'm still going to use my signature because it's not cursive

    • @jaycee330
      @jaycee330 2 роки тому +3

      The Japanese already do this with their signature stamps.

  • @king_jumpy1
    @king_jumpy1 2 роки тому +58

    6:18 this looks like the thing you'd see in a high school vocabulary textbook

    • @aaronspeedy7780
      @aaronspeedy7780 2 роки тому +4

      High school has a vocabulary textbook? Is this a thing in other countries, because I've never seen this in the US

  • @jxdwiga_artt
    @jxdwiga_artt 2 роки тому +245

    Can we appreciate that he even changed the font of the subtitles on this video to look like his version of the alphabet? xD

    • @sunnafae.1886
      @sunnafae.1886 2 роки тому +6

      Oh he did! Cool!

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Рік тому +1

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3
      i appreciate all the comments about my, like,

    • @jxdwiga_artt
      @jxdwiga_artt Рік тому

      @@RichConnerGMN oh I didn't notice soz xD

  • @luvlyyycattt
    @luvlyyycattt Місяць тому +1

    I love how the subtitles match what he’s doing to the alphabet 😂

  • @ataistaken
    @ataistaken 2 роки тому +62

    I kinda like how he customized all the subtitle of context. Respect the effort.

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN 2 роки тому +3

      thanks that was me actually

    • @ataistaken
      @ataistaken 2 роки тому +3

      @@RichConnerGMN well respect your effort then.

    • @ender5312
      @ender5312 Рік тому

      @@ataistakenrespekt* kontXt* kustomizd* lik* al* v* subtitl* efrt*

  • @didnt_ask_for_handle
    @didnt_ask_for_handle 2 роки тому +85

    Alternate title: English person discovers what it's like having phonetically correct spelling

  • @glass_honey
    @glass_honey 2 роки тому +74

    russian : we have letter that is "hard symbol" and also a "soft symbol". we actually got a lot of ✨iNtErEsTiNg✨ stuff in the russian, ukrainian, polish, romanian, and so on, language.
    you know, connecting sounds like "yu", "ya", "yi", and "yo" in one letter is pretty cool too

    • @themorowphucker8094
      @themorowphucker8094 2 роки тому +7

      yeah, i bet people would love all the polish sz, cz, rz ś, ź, ż, ć, ó (and so on), and also the fact that literally rz=ż and ó=u so they are in fact completely pointless but you just switch them up in some words to make it more interesting, i guess

    • @eater9494
      @eater9494 2 роки тому

      romanian has nothing to do with this, it's a lot more like spanish than anything rose

    • @Pukovnik141
      @Pukovnik141 2 роки тому +1

      Come to Croatia. No "interesting" bs letters. Every sound is different letter and you write as you hear and read as is written-no silent, or double sounding letters. Imple and easy.

    • @isithplays
      @isithplays 2 роки тому

      Romanian isn't even slavic it's latin. It's more related to Spanish than Russian

    • @MityaNamikin
      @MityaNamikin 2 роки тому

      no "yi" but: haha let's connect our "soft symbol" with "i" and make it sign a sound that no foreigner can pronounce!

  • @isaacmok824
    @isaacmok824 17 днів тому +3

    POV: doctors writing 5:05

  • @abiggruntythirst
    @abiggruntythirst 2 роки тому +36

    I love how you made the subtitles change slowly as the video went on to show the progress you have made

  • @Persongoesby_Ava
    @Persongoesby_Ava Рік тому +30

    His subtitles -, give this man a round of applause 😭

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Рік тому +3

      thanks that was me (see the description)

    • @Persongoesby_Ava
      @Persongoesby_Ava Рік тому +3

      @@RichConnerGMN u need an Oscar, im sorry-

    • @Personishappy
      @Personishappy 11 місяців тому +2

      @@RichConnerGMNi love how you make it match what he did in the video

  • @beyoncadavis6566
    @beyoncadavis6566 4 роки тому +175

    When your said “Q is canceled”😂😂

    • @UngoatedTippyTipson
      @UngoatedTippyTipson 2 роки тому +3

      I ws konfusd bt I got th jok

    • @ajs836
      @ajs836 2 роки тому +14

      bruh, "your said"? Thats even worse then mixing your and you're

    • @thatonedot1420
      @thatonedot1420 2 роки тому

      LOL

    • @tommyboffadeez
      @tommyboffadeez 2 роки тому +4

      @@ajs836 you just forgot it's than not then

    • @Spookyguy223
      @Spookyguy223 2 роки тому

      your didn't M@kes moosteak, wes d1d