If My Husband Had An Affair | Sindhu Vee

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  • Опубліковано 5 лис 2023
  • If ones husband has an affair and tells you about it, at what point do you decide to tell the children your fathers fate.
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  • @Raztiana
    @Raztiana 9 місяців тому +481

    "Well, my Darlings. Daddy ran into the big kitchen knife 27 times"

    • @DammikaW48474
      @DammikaW48474 9 місяців тому +12

      😂😂😂🥇

    • @drewjay8940
      @drewjay8940 8 місяців тому +34

      🎶he had it coming, he had it coming🎶
      🎶He only had himself to blame🎶

  • @SometimesMyself
    @SometimesMyself 3 місяці тому +131

    Back in the 80s, my mom was at a continuing education program for nurses, covering the AIDS crisis. She was asked, “What would you do if your husband cheated, and brought home HIV?”. Her answer was, “Well I can tell you, he wouldn’t die of AIDS”. Mom was savage.

    • @varshanalawade209
      @varshanalawade209 Місяць тому +4

      😂😂😂😂
      AIDS doesn't kill you so fast but wife does 😂

  • @michikomanalang6733
    @michikomanalang6733 5 місяців тому +226

    “I don’t like her, but I know her” 😂

  • @christinaz.271
    @christinaz.271 9 місяців тому +156

    I lost when she said "how their father died"

  • @rebeccaarcher7413
    @rebeccaarcher7413 9 місяців тому +201

    Love this woman, she can be my marriage counselor any day!

  • @yippee8570
    @yippee8570 9 місяців тому +129

    Oh my gosh - the thoughtful delivery, the exquisite pacing and the wicked punchline had me guffawing. Genius! Please, please announce a tour

  • @rinoacelin90
    @rinoacelin90 9 місяців тому +74

    Some guys just can't hold their arsenic.

  • @Lorisa25
    @Lorisa25 8 місяців тому +57

    He ran into my knife
    He ran into my knife 10 times
    IYKYK

  • @dnmurphy48
    @dnmurphy48 9 місяців тому +51

    Brilliant punchline.🤣

  • @nederlanditism1154
    @nederlanditism1154 9 місяців тому +30

    The delay and then the swelling of the laughter tells everything about this short skit.

  • @cynthiatreglia4465
    @cynthiatreglia4465 8 місяців тому +26

    OMG! Why did it take me so long to find this brilliant, hilarious woman! Thank you, Sindhu, for saying all the things that I think in my head right out loud and funny as hell💜

  • @sultanabran1
    @sultanabran1 Місяць тому +2

    her jokes are always so well setup. misdirecting the joke to the punchline. brilliant.

  • @kitsmith806
    @kitsmith806 9 місяців тому +36

    I love her humor ❤️🥰

  • @a_bit_n00bish
    @a_bit_n00bish 5 місяців тому +7

    Man, your comedic timing and delivery is PERFECT 😂

  • @mermaidmoon2254
    @mermaidmoon2254 9 місяців тому +20

    That was so unexpected and funny!!! 😂

  • @grahammcfadyenhill9555
    @grahammcfadyenhill9555 3 місяці тому +6

    I would tell my kids that we will visit Daddy's grave next weekend.

  • @onlyleavingfootprints
    @onlyleavingfootprints 23 дні тому +1

    Hahahaha, you make my day. I am not one to laugh at "comedians" but this is not true when I watch your videos. A smile instantly comes to my face and at times I just chuckle for hours after watching your clips.

  • @linmonash1244
    @linmonash1244 8 місяців тому +7

    Punchline - Timing immaculate!

  • @Skylark-qm8kv
    @Skylark-qm8kv 2 місяці тому +1

    "How their father died!" GOT ME

  • @viannejacks4591
    @viannejacks4591 Місяць тому +1

    Omg I just love her so much 😂😂

  • @joyceibanez8207
    @joyceibanez8207 3 місяці тому +2

    This Lady is so funny and just brilliant. I laugh out loud and I'm by myself. 😂😂😂 😊❤

  • @fc63457
    @fc63457 6 місяців тому +6

    Well their father died because one of the children put two scoops of chocolate in their milk, obviously.

  • @agl5132
    @agl5132 6 місяців тому +2

    Annie Lennox song...Thin line between love and hate....thats stuck in my head now.

  • @cisium1184
    @cisium1184 Місяць тому +1

    Great timing.

  • @droberts7859
    @droberts7859 3 місяці тому +2

    Timing is everything!

  • @adventurefitnessescape700
    @adventurefitnessescape700 8 місяців тому +11

    Violation of trust, done! Forgive and get out! If the
    sacred bond between 2 is broken, done!

  • @daroraa
    @daroraa 2 місяці тому +1

    For you SINDHU!!!
    I know about this woman (you)!
    I am your Fan!
    You are ONE and ONLY in this world 🌎
    Bravooooooooo!!!! 😂😂❤

  • @AmyK007
    @AmyK007 Місяць тому +1

    She is brilliant 😂

  • @debbiethomas2622
    @debbiethomas2622 2 місяці тому +3

    Or why he's walking funny 😁

  • @arianeistiprihatini408
    @arianeistiprihatini408 9 місяців тому +4

    You are good. Consider to come to Jakarta, Indonesia.

  • @susanwerle9572
    @susanwerle9572 9 місяців тому +6

    Just love the humour, such a great beautiful lady

  • @emirkaplanovic4245
    @emirkaplanovic4245 4 місяці тому +1

    Please give her a Netflix special already!

  • @aynos629
    @aynos629 9 місяців тому +5

    She is so funny x

  • @MsGnor
    @MsGnor 4 місяці тому +1

    Forget Netflix, sign up Sindhu Vee for Chicago **HE HAD IT COMING** 😂🥰❤

  • @aaliyah8943
    @aaliyah8943 3 дні тому

    been rewatching your videos, rlly hope you upload new content sindhu :) wish u and ur fam the best

  • @paulash1000
    @paulash1000 7 місяців тому +1

    That certainly resonates with me! 😅

  • @mollymelena6104
    @mollymelena6104 8 місяців тому +3

    Just subscribed.
    You're the most eloquent comedian.
    You even make profanity sound elevated somehow 😂.

  • @dashaott849
    @dashaott849 9 місяців тому +2

    She would get even during the divorce. Man would be sleeping in his van.

  • @ariadnepyanfar1048
    @ariadnepyanfar1048 Місяць тому +1

    Starting to know Sindhu well enough to predict she’d kill her husband if he stepped out. Didn’t predict the kid dilemma though 😵‍💫

  • @lolafalana9144
    @lolafalana9144 Місяць тому +1

    She's great and funny. Beautiful as well.
    So if you don't like her why are you here?

  • @scarletpimpernel230
    @scarletpimpernel230 9 місяців тому +5

    Ha, ha, I knew she was going to say something like that.
    But I was thinking along these lines: 0:55: "And then I thought, the most important question is: If my husband had told me he had been having an affair, which...........METHOD WOULD I USE TO KILL HIM! "

  • @lydiapicano8806
    @lydiapicano8806 3 місяці тому +1

    Hilarious;

  • @edwardbarnhart1698
    @edwardbarnhart1698 5 місяців тому +1

    Salt

  • @James-hs3tu
    @James-hs3tu 25 днів тому +1

    Hmm How do i tell the
    Children. How there Father DIED !!!!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂. SHOULDN'T OF SAID ANYTHING

  • @amberjosh5280
    @amberjosh5280 2 місяці тому +1

    😂😂

  • @BobSchofield-el4hj
    @BobSchofield-el4hj Місяць тому

    Would you?

  • @queenchaeyeon
    @queenchaeyeon 9 місяців тому +2

    🤣💙🤣

  • @stevemclachlan4039
    @stevemclachlan4039 2 місяці тому

    T

  • @edwardbarnhart1698
    @edwardbarnhart1698 5 місяців тому

    Ideally, Edward I’ve just gotten my period, take me into the waters and wash me.

  • @Mike.Muc.3.1415
    @Mike.Muc.3.1415 8 місяців тому +1

    Monogamy is a hell of a drug.

  • @decibellone696
    @decibellone696 7 місяців тому +4

    I know this is a joke. but in todays world of over stearing the ship. YOU are the ADULT, just tell them the truth. then deal with it. Its how it has been done.

    • @ArneChristianRosenfeldt
      @ArneChristianRosenfeldt 4 місяці тому

      Just to be sure: the joke is not about self-justice . The joke is about the chance that after 23 years and no affair on either side something like this will happen is more slim than one of the partners dying ( for example by a lightning strike). So it is none of her concerns and she doesn’t need to stay rational. She doesn’t educate or know how it is to be cheated on.

  • @Gruffydom
    @Gruffydom 3 місяці тому

    If this was a male comedian would it have gotten any laughs?

  • @MsMocha62
    @MsMocha62 9 місяців тому +2

    😂😂😂