Why God MUST Have A Penis (Prager U)

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  • @SirSicCrusader
    @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +299

    Things have been pretty stable lately, BUT THATS NO FUN IS IT!! I want to grow into an amorphous mass and smother the entirety of UA-cam, so please, like, share, comment, subscribe, click the bell icon and everything else that you can to get the word of sir sic out there CHEERS!

    • @ericdavison6186
      @ericdavison6186 6 місяців тому

      @@SirSicCrusader, you do great and the Tuesday live mash is a scream. How'd you think yould do in a live stream? 1-1 or forum type thing ?

    • @DangerAware
      @DangerAware 6 місяців тому +3

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    • @AdLockhorst-bf8pz
      @AdLockhorst-bf8pz 6 місяців тому

      Martha wants a *PRETTY STABLE* for her pony.

    • @stormweaver2535
      @stormweaver2535 6 місяців тому

      I have seen the studies sited for different couplings. Lesbians are the worst and 2 game men are better than 1, but both are below male & female couples for child outcomes.

    • @drabbitz2319
      @drabbitz2319 6 місяців тому

      Algo food!

  • @MissingALife
    @MissingALife 6 місяців тому +1629

    It's funny how every Crimsbian argument is like "This is true. Why is it true? Because my book said so. Why is my book true? Because my book said so."

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +186

      :0

    • @thetypingape2073
      @thetypingape2073 6 місяців тому +123

      @@MissingALife Funny in a boringly sad way. The same way how fast food places always mess your order up, and you are just used to it as this point.

    • @ChristophBrinkmann
      @ChristophBrinkmann 6 місяців тому +65

      ThE bIbLe PrOvEs ItSeLf

    • @Starhawke_Gaming
      @Starhawke_Gaming 6 місяців тому +34

      @@MissingALife - 🎶 For the Bible tell me so... 🎶

    • @distinctdipole
      @distinctdipole 6 місяців тому

      But our science books are full of heathen lies!

  • @haverjr
    @haverjr 6 місяців тому +880

    So we should respect God's preferred pronouns but not our fellow humans. Hmm, strange how that works.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 6 місяців тому +126

      Well obviously, pronouns are so absolutely amazing that only the big G himself gets to pick out which ones he'd like 😂

    • @paulovitorsouzanunes4854
      @paulovitorsouzanunes4854 6 місяців тому +5

      Just like how genocide, slavery, robbery, such and such, are bad, UNLESS, god does/tells israel to do it

    • @inyobill
      @inyobill 6 місяців тому +3

      Well, yah, clearly.

    • @smidlee7747
      @smidlee7747 6 місяців тому +11

      @@paulovitorsouzanunes4854 Someone needs to understand the huge difference between description from prescription.

    • @sourisvoleur4854
      @sourisvoleur4854 6 місяців тому +5

      @haverjr -- well done.

  • @briley2177
    @briley2177 6 місяців тому +1279

    I think they confused “god must have a penis” with “god must have penis.” The latter explains god’s obsession with foreskin much more better.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +162

      hehehe

    • @SaneAcorn2389
      @SaneAcorn2389 6 місяців тому

      That would explain why boners that you don’t want occur

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 6 місяців тому +106

      Or it’s actually “god is a pen!s”.

    • @ALTDOK667
      @ALTDOK667 6 місяців тому

      ​@@kellydalstok8900god is _my_ pen is.

    • @christasimon9716
      @christasimon9716 6 місяців тому +1

      It kinda makes sense, as severed penises are a form of currency in the Bible, like a side-quest in an MMO video game. Go collect enough foreskins and come back, and the npc will reward you with 100 bonus exp and a wife that you can put in your inventory.

  • @iluvtacos1231
    @iluvtacos1231 6 місяців тому +231

    Prager: single parent households have higher risks for children
    Me: you're right! We should increase wages and time off, decrease the cost of housing and child care, make getting support easier, and more!
    Prager: this is why god is male
    Me:......ok?

    • @FrogsForBreakfast
      @FrogsForBreakfast 6 місяців тому

      Single mother households have more criminal children because they have no father figure, so God takes the role of father figure to prevent that.
      Guess it didn't work.

  • @mikeyahl7363
    @mikeyahl7363 6 місяців тому +442

    “God transcends gender”
    You heard it here first, boys, God is a T-Boy, & we’re proud of him ❤

  • @markfergerson2145
    @markfergerson2145 6 місяців тому +653

    So he’s saying that the deity of the bibble isn’t male, it just identifies as male…
    How very “progressive” of him.

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 6 місяців тому +117

      The irony is so dense it would sink in mercury

    • @Carlo_von_Habsburg
      @Carlo_von_Habsburg 6 місяців тому +65

      God is trans

    • @ChuckNicholsonTRM
      @ChuckNicholsonTRM 6 місяців тому

      @@Carlo_von_Habsburg sounds like he said god is non-binary, but chooses masculine pronouns so as to be more influential. It's marketing!

    • @dinahnicest6525
      @dinahnicest6525 6 місяців тому

      @@Carlo_von_Habsburg Jesus certainly was. She was born of an Immaculate Conception. No penis, sperms or Y chromosomes pumped into her mom. She had X chromosomes only, no Y chromosomes. Female.

    • @Blake_H_888
      @Blake_H_888 6 місяців тому +70

      Nonbinary god ftw 🎉

  • @CD_Character
    @CD_Character 6 місяців тому +673

    "...preoccupied with making a kinder, less violent, more just world."
    From what I know of the Ol' Testament, they were preoccupied doing the exact opposite.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +36

      ah

    • @condorboss3339
      @condorboss3339 6 місяців тому +67

      Doesn't stop in the New Testament. In fact, the final book of the Bible " _Revelations_ " may be the most violent of all.

    • @thetypingape2073
      @thetypingape2073 6 місяців тому +9

      @@CD_Character I refuse to read this as anything other than [kin-dur]. As in kinder egg.

    • @CD_Character
      @CD_Character 6 місяців тому +3

      @@thetypingape2073 Aren't Kinder Eggs banned in the US ?

    • @cherylmcelveen2817
      @cherylmcelveen2817 6 місяців тому +5

      @CD_Character: Yes, they are banned in the U.S., or at least they were in the early 2000's when my children were young.

  • @NoelMcGinnis
    @NoelMcGinnis 6 місяців тому +821

    Prager U sounds like an assault.
    “I’m going to Prager U”.
    “You’re not going to Prager me!”

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +86

      hahaha

    • @deathsyth8888
      @deathsyth8888 6 місяців тому +62

      "Prager" shall now be the new "bugger" in British slang.

    • @thetypingape2073
      @thetypingape2073 6 місяців тому +36

      I think my wife may be Prager.

    • @simond.455
      @simond.455 6 місяців тому +26

      @@thetypingape2073 I hope you didn't Prager her, or you might up on the Prager.
      Wow, this is quite versatile! 😆

    • @janmango4692
      @janmango4692 6 місяців тому +23

      From PoliceActivity: "Stop resisting or I'll Prager U!"

  • @LauraPerez-g3p
    @LauraPerez-g3p 6 місяців тому +399

    My problem isn't that God is male. My problem is that the men who wrote the Bible hated women.

    • @KonradvonHotzendorf
      @KonradvonHotzendorf 6 місяців тому +17

      There are some positive towards gender equality, considering the times
      But yes largely

    • @Evan-k
      @Evan-k 6 місяців тому

      ​@@KonradvonHotzendorflol positives towards gender equality? Nah religion is just a tool to hate as many people as possible, no religion is about love

    • @gdutfulkbhh7537
      @gdutfulkbhh7537 6 місяців тому +62

      That's why the Catholics have Mary as a goddess figure. She's a consolation prize for women of faith.

    • @silvereaglestudios
      @silvereaglestudios 6 місяців тому +63

      Genesis 3:16 "I will make your pains in childbearing very severe; with painful labor you will give birth to children.”
      1 Timothy 2:12 "But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
      Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives."

    • @PietStassenAdamastor
      @PietStassenAdamastor 6 місяців тому

      @@LauraPerez-g3p You clearly seldom if ever read the Bible. Or, perhaps the wrong "Bible"?

  • @dany_fg
    @dany_fg 6 місяців тому +531

    6:29
    "god TRANScend gender"
    He didn't even notice it

    • @diarmuidkuhle8181
      @diarmuidkuhle8181 6 місяців тому +7

      ... you know that 'transcend' doesn't have anything to do with 'trans', yes?

    • @esbenm6544
      @esbenm6544 6 місяців тому +115

      @@diarmuidkuhle8181 Tell me a story from your homeland where there are no jokes.

    • @diarmuidkuhle8181
      @diarmuidkuhle8181 6 місяців тому +7

      @@esbenm6544 That lame 'joke' wasn't funny. And neither was the first one.

    • @Reac2
      @Reac2 6 місяців тому +95

      @@diarmuidkuhle8181 The trans- prefix actually means "across" ,"over" and "through".
      Transport means moving things across over or through something.
      Transgender means your gender has changed across some boundary regarding gender(such as male to female).
      Transcend means something changed across some boundary in general (could be mortality, could be humanity, could be gender).
      A in Ascend means up, De in Descend means down, Trans in Transcend means across and -scend would be a change of state in general, could be elevation ,could be metaphysical.
      So the two words literally HAVE something to do with each other, one is just more specific in *what* changes "across".
      And people LOVE other people that specify when a joke was subjectively unfunny to them

    • @Galdenberry_Lamphuck
      @Galdenberry_Lamphuck 6 місяців тому

      ​@@diarmuidkuhle8181
      To change, alter, or become a higher form.
      The statement is biblically incorrect because God is, was, and will always be the same being. He can never improve because he is perfect. He cannot Transcend anything. God made all genders through creation. Even the ones that trigger you.

  • @wilhelmschmidt7240
    @wilhelmschmidt7240 6 місяців тому +323

    14:18 They should be totally in favor of two Male parents then, they would raise the ultimate child in their view.

    • @richardjakobek7477
      @richardjakobek7477 6 місяців тому +19

      A fantastic point. 😁

    • @lawrence1318
      @lawrence1318 6 місяців тому

      Er .... two people of the same gender can't make a baby, so they can't be parents. Common sense.

    • @bigbluebuttonman1137
      @bigbluebuttonman1137 6 місяців тому +25

      This is funny, but Cons specifically think men and women “complete each other.” One or the other “can’t successfully parent.”
      I think it’s a bit reductive, but that’s their view.

    • @lawrence1318
      @lawrence1318 6 місяців тому

      Er .... two people of the same gender can't make a baby, so they can't be parents. Common sense.

    • @lawrence1318
      @lawrence1318 6 місяців тому

      Two people of the same gender can't produce a child.

  • @dobrien51
    @dobrien51 6 місяців тому +165

    When I was younger, it bothered me to be called Dennis the Menace. But at least they never call me Dennis the Prager.

    • @sebastiannoriega9466
      @sebastiannoriega9466 4 місяці тому +7

      "I'm gonna Prager U" - Dennis the Pragist

    • @andresmartinezramos7513
      @andresmartinezramos7513 4 місяці тому +1

      What did you do to earn that nickname?

    • @oobtty
      @oobtty 4 місяці тому

      Tbh Dennis the Menace is a banger nickname, you should definitely claim it

  • @captaincapslock8654
    @captaincapslock8654 6 місяців тому +208

    It's funny how he starts off by claiming that young men on their own are far more likely to do horrific stuff. Then concludes that for a better world we need one single dude up on top ruling everything. GG

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +21

      :0

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 6 місяців тому +16

      I sometimes watch Funniest Home Videos. It’s mostly men doing stupid stuff and it’s not just the young men either.

    • @hannajung7512
      @hannajung7512 6 місяців тому +10

      it is especcially funny, when you know, that what brings young men "to heals" are in fact rarely older men, it is women. At least statistically on a societal level. When the gender balance shifts to far away from a female majority towards a male majority, violence goes up considerably. If you needed just older, more powerful men to keep young men from being assholes, then this would not be an issue. In fact the statisticd would be probably reversed, with violence breaking out, when there are more women then men in a society...

    • @zeendaniels5809
      @zeendaniels5809 6 місяців тому

      I really liked it. Males on their own do violent things. Then you read the bible and think "Ah, yes... I see what you meant there..."

    • @davidarbogast37
      @davidarbogast37 6 місяців тому +11

      Yeah, but then they'll argue that God's ways are above ours blah blah blah
      Remember, the mental gymnastics of theists are boundless.

  • @PurpleAmharicCoffee
    @PurpleAmharicCoffee 6 місяців тому +156

    I'm surprised he didn't say "It's HEbrew not SHEbrew."

  • @Zahaqiel
    @Zahaqiel 6 місяців тому +28

    I love that his argument is "men naturally do not respect women, so God has to pretend to be a man to the people he created so that they'll listen".

  • @karaltar7914
    @karaltar7914 6 місяців тому +234

    God: is described as formless in the bible
    Prager U: im going to ignore that

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +16

      hah

    • @CD_Character
      @CD_Character 6 місяців тому +1

      Yes, but "formless" does not imply "dickless".

    • @UncleKennysPlace
      @UncleKennysPlace 6 місяців тому +39

      And man was made in God's image. Hence, I'm shapeless and formless.

    • @jrwtutor
      @jrwtutor 6 місяців тому +25

      @@UncleKennysPlace Shoggoths all the way down.

    • @CD_Character
      @CD_Character 6 місяців тому +6

      Does formless equal "sans Richarde" ?

  • @samplastik13
    @samplastik13 6 місяців тому +141

    God is a type of dad who went to buy cigarettes and never came back...

    • @morphcreature
      @morphcreature 5 місяців тому +5

      More so the type of dad that forced the mother to drink alcohol during her pregnancy.

    • @Frog_Boii
      @Frog_Boii 4 місяці тому +3

      then when you disobey him, he sends his personal enemy to set you on fire forever

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Frog_Boii izn't gawd actually EVIL then Satan

    • @Frog_Boii
      @Frog_Boii 4 місяці тому

      @@mistylover7398 Yep.

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 4 місяці тому

      @@Frog_Boii 👍. What's up with Dat sometimes where it's always reverse 🔄?? Lol
      🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️ = 😈👿. 🧛‍♀️🧛🦹‍♀️ = 😇🦸‍♀️🦸‍♂️

  • @scraverX
    @scraverX 6 місяців тому +311

    A Deity does not need a gender - however a character in a *Story* may be more easy to relate to if they have one.

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 6 місяців тому +34

      I relate more to a plant than god. Honestly I haven't seen many plant people in fantasy for some reason

    • @sethnmarshall
      @sethnmarshall 6 місяців тому

      Their god needs a gender because how else would their god be able to rape an underage Mary and force her to give birth to their savior.

    • @sigmaoctantis1892
      @sigmaoctantis1892 6 місяців тому +15

      @@realdragon I am Groot!

    • @deviouskris3012
      @deviouskris3012 6 місяців тому +1

      @@realdragonFar Scape would like a word.
      PS. Don’t get Virginia’s autograph unless you are ready to have your ear talked off.

    • @terrencelockett4072
      @terrencelockett4072 6 місяців тому +15

      Exactly, especially the way they describe their god any other time. Why does a timeless, spaceless being need a gender?

  • @koseighty8579
    @koseighty8579 6 місяців тому +63

    P.U.: Presents statistics of all the problems caused by absentee fathers. Insists the solution is the world champion longest ever absentee father.

  • @rjserrano2
    @rjserrano2 6 місяців тому +51

    I must say I'm impressed that someone as old as Dennis Prager is able to do all those mental gymnastics without seriously injuring himself.

    • @brilanto
      @brilanto 6 місяців тому +3

      There is nothing to injure...

  • @n0etic_f0x
    @n0etic_f0x 6 місяців тому +259

    It's adorable of God to think he is a top.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +51

      HAH

    • @templar_1138
      @templar_1138 6 місяців тому

      I mean, he does fuck everyone and everything over...

    • @SaneAcorn2389
      @SaneAcorn2389 6 місяців тому +57

      At most power bottom but I don’t see god being active just sitting there while the devil does stuff

    • @Underhill77
      @Underhill77 6 місяців тому +60

      @@SaneAcorn2389 he is definitely a dead fish bottom. Let all those Romans nail him and all he did was lay there lol

    • @EmmaHopman
      @EmmaHopman 6 місяців тому +13

      ​@@Underhill77💀

  • @Exit311
    @Exit311 6 місяців тому +153

    Apparently God didn't have a father or a male rule giver. Thanks Dave, it all makes sense now

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +8

      ah

    • @thetypingape2073
      @thetypingape2073 6 місяців тому +8

      @@Exit311 Now I feel sad for God. Thanks for that.

    • @MrCanis4
      @MrCanis4 6 місяців тому +7

      Clarify a lot. He lacked some specifics in his upbringing

    • @TheGaffanon
      @TheGaffanon 6 місяців тому +11

      It would explain why god is like a mean kid, who has gone down the road of a serial killer.

    • @brilanto
      @brilanto 6 місяців тому +6

      Nor Adam and Eve had belly buttons, but Adam should have a rib scar...
      What do they need reproductive organs for, again?

  • @alycefrench5753
    @alycefrench5753 6 місяців тому +195

    So basically God is non binary, God needs to be depicted with a septum piercing and a mullet

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +31

      I mean

    • @tubruton
      @tubruton 6 місяців тому

      "Mullets are an abomination unto God" - Leviticus

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 6 місяців тому +22

      WHY DOES THIS DESCRIBE THE ONLY NB PERSON I KNOW 😂

    • @alycefrench5753
      @alycefrench5753 6 місяців тому +3

      @Nerobyrne I don't why they all have the same look. It's like they're putting on a uniform everyday or something

    • @crwydryny
      @crwydryny 6 місяців тому +1

      @@alycefrench5753 ah I knew it adhducky (tiktoker) is god... Just noone tell her I said that

  • @schrodingerthecat
    @schrodingerthecat 6 місяців тому +63

    So by this logic. 2 dad households are the perfect thing! Double the dong!

    • @wilberwhateley7569
      @wilberwhateley7569 6 місяців тому +12

      Conservatives: our kids need more male role models!
      Ok - then allowing two dudes to adopt and raise a kid is perfect: the kid gets *twice* the exposure to model behavior excepted of males in society.
      Conservatives: not like that!

    • @somebodysomewhere6770
      @somebodysomewhere6770 5 місяців тому +12

      Well Jesus had two dads and he turned out fine.

    • @sebastiannoriega9466
      @sebastiannoriega9466 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@somebodysomewhere6770
      More than fine, he was the Messiah
      We need more double fathers

  • @JMDarkly1
    @JMDarkly1 6 місяців тому +29

    Got to love the classic, "You need God because, as well know, we are just terrible people deep down without our loving and benevolent sky dad" argument. They just can't seem to get that admitting you only follow rules and laws because a god is threatening you with damnation is not the 'pure morality' they seem to think it is.

    • @adams13245
      @adams13245 4 місяці тому +1

      Indeed. Also, threatening people with eternal torture is like, the exact opposite of morality. Almost like Christianity isn't based on moral codes, but on blind obedience.

  • @warmachineuk
    @warmachineuk 6 місяців тому +153

    Well, there you go. Mothers cannot set rules for their sons. There are no female legislators or policewomen. Only men can set and enforce rules.

    • @c.guydubois8270
      @c.guydubois8270 6 місяців тому +12

      Someone should have told me mum....

    • @inyobill
      @inyobill 6 місяців тому +18

      I tried that argument. I still have the bruises the result of the gentle counter-argument.

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 6 місяців тому +9

      In PUs utopia there certainly wouldn’t be.

    • @martinwilmoth6268
      @martinwilmoth6268 6 місяців тому +4

      Bible says so. Timothy 2:12. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

    • @inyobill
      @inyobill 6 місяців тому +26

      @@martinwilmoth6268 That absurdity is one of the reasons I lend no authority to the source.

  • @lovecatxx
    @lovecatxx 6 місяців тому +26

    'If you can't be a good person without an infinite reward of paradise, you aren't a good person' (roughly) is one of my favourite points. Back when Dawkins was still making good points (Channel 4 docs in the 00s) I remember watching him asking a religious person a question related to that point and being terrified by their answer because they were, as far as I remember, saying that, yes, religion is their only reason not to seriously harm other people. Never mind empathy, or, like, the law, NOPE! So they didn't understand why us atheists don't feel free to cause harm because we didn't have the threat of hell/promise of paradise. It was very eye opening to me as a teenager. I grew up atheist, never baptised, parents both atheists with one having also grown up atheist, but it took watching that doc for me to properly start not giving religious people the benefit of the doubt.

  • @DanielMWJ
    @DanielMWJ 6 місяців тому +167

    Asherah: That deadbeat ex of mine left me, took all my stuff, and his shit priests erased me from the religion!

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +15

      :0

    • @rbaxter286
      @rbaxter286 6 місяців тому +13

      She might be in The West Coast of the multi-verse with the other A-Listers, while YHWH is here in the Pigs' Knuckle Arkansas version.

    • @engineeredlifeform
      @engineeredlifeform 6 місяців тому +20

      She's probably hanging with El and Baal.

    • @thenexus8384
      @thenexus8384 6 місяців тому

      What an asshole

    • @Sarisjackoviak1815
      @Sarisjackoviak1815 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@engineeredlifeform "can you believe him!?" "Yeah, we hear you"

  • @davidheidt8548
    @davidheidt8548 6 місяців тому +29

    the misogyny is strong with prageru

  • @Firemalleoandjelly
    @Firemalleoandjelly 6 місяців тому +19

    15:28 If you have an abusive father, you will be to be more likely to be an abusive father. Better no father than an abusive one.

  • @Cthulhuforabettertomorrow
    @Cthulhuforabettertomorrow 6 місяців тому +295

    These are my personal favourites. Nothing makes me happier than watching an alcoholic crusader take the piss out of the likes of Dennis, Ray, Kent and toad boy, I mean Matty P. So good.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +15

      ah

    • @thetypingape2073
      @thetypingape2073 6 місяців тому +4

      @@Cthulhuforabettertomorrow Other than the return of Mighty Cthulhu beneath the waves you mean? In his house at R’lyeh, he waits, dreaming.

    • @Cthulhuforabettertomorrow
      @Cthulhuforabettertomorrow 6 місяців тому +6

      @@thetypingape2073 well now that you bring it up yes. And if we are talking about masculine god-types, then Cthulhu is your Ubermench. You think those are tentacles, ha think again.

    • @thetypingape2073
      @thetypingape2073 6 місяців тому +4

      @@Cthulhuforabettertomorrow I have seen enough heresy to know where this is going.

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 6 місяців тому

      It's horse 😅 🐎🐴🎠🏇🐎🐴🎠🏇🐎🐴🎠🏇🐎🐴🎠🏇🐎🐴🎠🏇🐎🐴🎠🏇🐎🐴🎠🏇🐎🐴🎠🏇🐎🐴🎠🏇🐎🐴🎠🏇🐎🐴🎠🏇🐎🐴🎠🏇🐎🐴🎠🏇🐎🐴🎠🏇🐎🐴🎠🏇🐎🐴🎠🏇🐎🐴🎠🏇🐎🐴🎠🏇🐎🐴🎠🏇🐎🐴🎠🏇🐎🐴🎠🏇

  • @SkepToidious
    @SkepToidious 6 місяців тому +87

    Exists outside space and time.
    Transcends all human understanding.
    Still has a definitive gender.
    Yup, it makes toootal sense...

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +14

      obvs

    • @thetypingape2073
      @thetypingape2073 6 місяців тому +11

      @@SkepToidious I mean, if God identifies as a man, that is his business.

    • @SkepToidious
      @SkepToidious 6 місяців тому +19

      @thetypingape2073 Funnily enough, I'm fairly certain god doesn't explicitly state it's either male or female. It's the theists that are assigning god a gender.

    • @sourisvoleur4854
      @sourisvoleur4854 6 місяців тому +1

      @@SkepToidious To be fair, in the book of the Christians, the masculine pronoun is used for the Big Guy.

    • @SkepToidious
      @SkepToidious 6 місяців тому +9

      @@sourisvoleur4854 By other people, but not directly by their god.
      I am the alpha and the omega.
      I am the light and the darkness.
      I am the Lord your God.
      But never, I am a man.

  • @ottobiographee
    @ottobiographee 6 місяців тому +53

    I love my neutered cat.
    With no “male role model” young men can be influenced by outside males with toxic ideals... like Denis.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +3

      God like!

    • @thetypingape2073
      @thetypingape2073 6 місяців тому

      @@ottobiographee With only bad male role models, a young man can also learn what not to do, if he is clever and cares about the effects of his behavior. It’s a tough old world.

    • @LadyDoomsinger
      @LadyDoomsinger 6 місяців тому +4

      Funny thing about role models - the gender doesn't actually matter the slightest:
      Kid sees person (or fictional character) do stuff, kid thinks stuff looks cool, kid does stuff. That's, like, child psychology 101.

    • @ottobiographee
      @ottobiographee 6 місяців тому +3

      @@thetypingape2073 My real point was the predatory nature of Denis and PragerU. I’m sure there is more nuance to the statistics presented.

    • @ottobiographee
      @ottobiographee 6 місяців тому

      @@LadyDoomsinger That’s true but my comment was more to convey how dreadful an influence Prager is. He’s the sort that inspires hate crimes as opposed to the crimes of poverty that are committed.

  • @boristhethoughtdodger3162
    @boristhethoughtdodger3162 6 місяців тому +21

    It explains the Problem of Evil: god simply has no balls.

    • @sourisvoleur4854
      @sourisvoleur4854 6 місяців тому +3

      That's actually an interesting take on the tri-omni problem. It's probably already been done but there's a PhD thesis buried in there.

  • @zacharyhiland300
    @zacharyhiland300 6 місяців тому +28

    It’s almost like people who grow up in impoverished, over-policed neighborhoods have much higher chances of negative life outcomes… and also a much higher chance that their dad did too. Shocking. 😂

  • @mmoreno7137
    @mmoreno7137 6 місяців тому +64

    Are you trying to debunk my premise that people without children are verifiably statistically less likely to have a poor or criminal child? As a matter of fact childless people have never had a single child with any negative behavior traits.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +12

      I mean...

    • @thetypingape2073
      @thetypingape2073 6 місяців тому +13

      @@mmoreno7137 Sort of like how the death penalty is efficacious in the fact that you almost never see the same person executed twice.

    • @PhilLesh69
      @PhilLesh69 6 місяців тому +5

      We also place much less burden on the public school system (while paying exactly the same as the quiverfulls with eight children) and claim far fewer deductions and tax credits on our income tax returns.

    • @Noordledoordle
      @Noordledoordle 6 місяців тому +2

      @@PhilLesh69 Eh, quiverfulls homeschool or do private school, usually. They don't want to mingle with the "worldly" kids.

    • @addison1024
      @addison1024 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@thetypingape2073tf you mean "almost"?
      OK, I see how, but still

  • @Xenobears
    @Xenobears 6 місяців тому +48

    “The Bible made the right decision…” That’s certainly a sentence. But I don’t think that a book made any decisions-that’s usually something the author (or authors) of a book would make.

    • @thetypingape2073
      @thetypingape2073 6 місяців тому +4

      @@Xenobears Yes. It is a stupid thing to say isn’t it.

  • @tomschmidt381
    @tomschmidt381 6 місяців тому +122

    What he didn't mention is that the Hebrew treated women as property - can't have that in deity.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +38

      why would he leave that out... oh right

    • @joshuaf.3723
      @joshuaf.3723 6 місяців тому +19

      Well, when Yahweh has to keep his lady goddess on the downlow...you know, can't have your goddess wife known about and walking around in the modern Christian world mucking up your 'one true god' authoritarian shtick...but it's a lot easier to suppress knowledge of her and the history between her and Yahweh when she's just Sky Daddy's property.

    • @lawrence1318
      @lawrence1318 6 місяців тому +1

      Thousands of love songs speak of a woman as a man's property, so don't be a hypocrite.

    • @christophercuston
      @christophercuston 6 місяців тому +10

      ​@lawrence1318 Key word "love." Not property, but that specific woman love belongs to me, and mine belongs to her.
      That's completely different from my kitchen appliance, which is misogynistic thought.

    • @joshuaf.3723
      @joshuaf.3723 6 місяців тому +4

      @@christophercuston and that would be the humanism of modern society biasing your interpretation of a legendary story which was created and told as a value and moral primer, as well as the basis for the social contract of the society of the time, for the culture which originally produced and venerated it.
      It's as distorted as the KJB is from the original Aramaic texts. Read the Dead Sea Scroll Bible sometime. It's the most accurate and direct translation. This is how we know the commandment is "you will not murder" not the prosaic "thou shall not kill".

  • @scientismd
    @scientismd 6 місяців тому +11

    Damn, I'm almost amazed how they can turn "Single moms struggle to provide" into "Fatherless kids become criminals" without blushing!

    • @adams13245
      @adams13245 4 місяці тому

      Christians are experts at mental gymnastics. And ignoring cognitive dissonance.

  • @brianedwards7142
    @brianedwards7142 6 місяців тому +66

    I'm sure Isaac was a great kid after Abraham had a psychotic break and nearly unalived him because daddy was hearing voices in his head. 🤦‍♂

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 5 місяців тому +1

      didn't someone make a video game like that?

    • @-alovelygaycat-
      @-alovelygaycat- 5 місяців тому

      @@thejuiceking2219
      The Binding of Isaac.

    • @mrfigaloopierre9610
      @mrfigaloopierre9610 5 місяців тому +1

      @@thejuiceking2219 The Binding of Issac?

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 5 місяців тому +1

      @@mrfigaloopierre9610 yeah, that one. the bastard child of Bloodborne and Moral Orel

    • @ashleylongley1628
      @ashleylongley1628 4 місяці тому +1

      @@thejuiceking2219top tier game. Would recommend

  • @joemalinak7410
    @joemalinak7410 6 місяців тому +62

    Everything PU said makes total sense. God created human, popped his head in to check on human a couple of times, and must have gone out to get milk and cigarettes cause god not been seen since. God must be an absentee father.

    • @PeteOtton
      @PeteOtton 6 місяців тому +5

      So god has a wife and kid in Baltimore and went out for a ride and never went back.

    • @sourisvoleur4854
      @sourisvoleur4854 6 місяців тому

      @@PeteOtton Jack

    • @fluffybytez
      @fluffybytez 5 місяців тому +1

      Can't blame him

  • @philw6056
    @philw6056 6 місяців тому +84

    Those same statistics that say children with both parents have better chances than children with just a mother, also say children with same-sex parents are better off than those with stepparents.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 6 місяців тому +5

      What about kids with both step parents and their biological ones?
      Are they off better or worse that those where the parents are married?
      I do actually wanna know I'm not memeing 😂

    • @Llortnerof
      @Llortnerof 6 місяців тому +16

      @@Nerobyrne Legal status is largely irrelevant. It all depends on how the relationship between parents and child is, not what some piece of paper says.

    • @kamikeserpentail3778
      @kamikeserpentail3778 6 місяців тому +28

      That same religion that keeps claiming that children are better off with both parents, claims to have a heavenly father but no heavenly mother

    • @philw6056
      @philw6056 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@Nerobyrne I can't find the actual study, but I'm pretty sure, that both biological parents are clearly the best option. Then same-sex-parents, then one parent+stepparent, a single parent and worst option is obviously foster care.
      Socioeconomic status plays a huge role, but also the willingness and commitment to raise the child.

    • @MLennholm
      @MLennholm 6 місяців тому +8

      @@kamikeserpentail3778 That's exactly why they ignore the fact that what the statistics say is that a child without two parents is more likely to turn out bad, not a child without a father specifically

  • @darwinskeeper421
    @darwinskeeper421 6 місяців тому +26

    "You can't love an inanimate object", tell that to all of the car enthusiasts, boat people and airplane owners around the world. They show great love for the inanimate objects of their affection.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +3

      heh

    • @thetypingape2073
      @thetypingape2073 6 місяців тому +1

      @@darwinskeeper421 You can absolutely love inanimate objects.

    • @BB-rh2ml
      @BB-rh2ml 6 місяців тому +3

      “You can’t love an inanimate object” -> tell that to your girlfriend. 😂

    • @tomokolovecraft3792
      @tomokolovecraft3792 6 місяців тому +2

      It's almost like there's this thing that hummus do, if only there was a word for it. We could define it as, I don't know, maybe something along the lines of: To ascribe human characteristics to things not human.
      But that's just something that never happens I suppose.

    • @BB-rh2ml
      @BB-rh2ml 6 місяців тому +3

      @@tomokolovecraft3792 That is some amazing Hummus.

  • @oengusfearghas9608
    @oengusfearghas9608 6 місяців тому +15

    Prager U being considered an institute of learning is the equivalent of thinking a hunk of concrete is a nutritious snack.

    • @karaltar7914
      @karaltar7914 6 місяців тому +1

      MMMMmmmmm, minerals.

    • @DuhIdiot1
      @DuhIdiot1 6 місяців тому +2

      It is, as potholer said, the blog that thinks it's a university.

  • @bigpapamagoo8696
    @bigpapamagoo8696 6 місяців тому +15

    Dennis Pragur scrambles to explain why even god can't use the singular they

  • @deathsyth8888
    @deathsyth8888 6 місяців тому +93

    If Gawd used They/Them pronouns. The conservative Christians would throw a fit.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +13

      I mean...

    • @thetypingape2073
      @thetypingape2073 6 місяців тому +1

      “Let us make man in our image.” Checkmate globeheads!

    • @thetypingape2073
      @thetypingape2073 6 місяців тому +9

      @@deathsyth8888 Let us make man in our image. Checkmate globe-heads!

    • @condorboss3339
      @condorboss3339 6 місяців тому +8

      I lost it a bit when Dennis Prager said God is
      'Transcendent

    • @TheSkyGuy77
      @TheSkyGuy77 6 місяців тому +2

      I'd think he'd prefer to be called an 'it' lol

  • @LessThanLucid
    @LessThanLucid 6 місяців тому +67

    The OT gawd is male cuz he's Yahway, the husband of Ashura and member of the Elohim. It's almost as of the Israelites branched off from the polytheism Canaanites...

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +5

      fair

    • @anthonycrumb5753
      @anthonycrumb5753 6 місяців тому +7

      Totally correct, if you want to know more I strongly recomend "God an Anatomy" by Prof Francesca Stravanopulu if you haven't read it.

    • @britzkrieg2
      @britzkrieg2 6 місяців тому

      @@anthonycrumb5753 It's a great book!

    • @thetypingape2073
      @thetypingape2073 6 місяців тому

      @@LessThanLucid nice

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 6 місяців тому +16

      The Israelites WERE Canaanites. That’s why it was so hypocritical of them to condemn the other Canaanites for the child sacrifices they used to practice themselves. They’re like people who recently gave up smoking who condemn other smokers the most fanatically.

  • @zaksmith104
    @zaksmith104 6 місяців тому +61

    This is just like the Millennium Falcon doing the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs... A writer made a goof and now people are struggling to force it to make sense rather than just letting the fictional story have a minor continuity error.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +2

      I see

    • @thetypingape2073
      @thetypingape2073 6 місяців тому +5

      @@zaksmith104 He only did it in 12 if you round down.

    • @krismckasson
      @krismckasson 6 місяців тому +3

      The canon explanation in SW (that's several decades old at this point) is hardly a struggle to force it to make sense.....
      Edit: I should've said the previous canon/Legends Universe

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 6 місяців тому +4

      ​@@krismckassonis it something to do with the Kessel Run being about finding the shortest route through a changing area of space?
      Because that's what I would have said.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 6 місяців тому +2

      Btw fun fact:
      The entire concept of soul stones in Diablo was something like that:
      Blizzard had outsourced the animation, but the animators took creative licence and have them the iconic video of the hero putting the stone in his own head.
      Not having enough time to come up with a new video, they had to make it work somehow.
      And here we are, 30 years later 😂

  • @breckhollis1089
    @breckhollis1089 6 місяців тому +12

    I just refer to it as, you know, "It". Disrespectful? Hard to disrespect something that doesn't exist.

  • @brianedwards7142
    @brianedwards7142 6 місяців тому +12

    Nobody "falls between the cracks" they are driven through pre-drilled holes with a mallet.

  • @drunkentriloquist9993
    @drunkentriloquist9993 6 місяців тому +172

    Please don't touch the..

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +42

      k

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 6 місяців тому +33

      You can't tell me what to do!

    • @Starhawke_Gaming
      @Starhawke_Gaming 6 місяців тому

      ... god penis!

    • @zapveresepa1
      @zapveresepa1 6 місяців тому +38

      @@drunkentriloquist9993 I'm still afraid to touch anything. I've been so hungry since I started listening to Sir Sic.

    • @drunkentriloquist9993
      @drunkentriloquist9993 6 місяців тому +5

      @@denverarnold6210 i can't but he can. He's god

  • @christiancortez8757
    @christiancortez8757 6 місяців тому +20

    I didn't know God was non-binary very inclusive of him supporting the LGBT movement🎉

  • @zapveresepa1
    @zapveresepa1 6 місяців тому +31

    Ms. Sic is getting great at drawing poop, which is very helpful when providing a visual aid to theist arguments. We now can both see and hear the poop.

  • @NekuraCa
    @NekuraCa 6 місяців тому +16

    How many times do they have to be told: CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATION

  • @iluvtacos1231
    @iluvtacos1231 6 місяців тому +11

    I don't think I have EVER heard anyone criticize the Bible because god uses masculine pronoins.

  • @DarthMagog
    @DarthMagog 6 місяців тому +50

    This is precisely why Prager U isn't accredited, they refused to do any preliminary research on the origins of the Yahweh character and why it's a "he" in the first place. Great vid as always Sir Sic!

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +4

      heh

    • @britzkrieg2
      @britzkrieg2 6 місяців тому +5

      @@DarthMagog Have you read "God: An Anatomy"?

    • @elegantoddity8609
      @elegantoddity8609 6 місяців тому +2

      Could you tell us why? Im curious.

    • @DarthMagog
      @DarthMagog 6 місяців тому +3

      @@britzkrieg2 Lmao dude someone *just* sent me that as a gift :) Should get it by next week I hope

    • @dragonmaster613
      @dragonmaster613 6 місяців тому +9

      As a wise man once said: "God has to be a He, because only a man can f'ck Sh't up this badly!"

  • @zogar8526
    @zogar8526 6 місяців тому +16

    I'll never get over the fact that they can use these pragur u videos in public schools in at least one state. Thankfully it isn't required to use them. But they can. That is bad enough.

    • @advorak8529
      @advorak8529 6 місяців тому

      It should be used --- like "Mein Kampf" and Mao's Little Red Book and so on --- to make pupils aware of bad thinking, bad reasoning, bad logic and out-and-out lying propaganda. Can't use Trump yet, give it a decade or two, and they will investigate his ... ahem ... "speaches"[sic] and lies as how to spot a bad leader.

    • @michaelturner9154
      @michaelturner9154 6 місяців тому +2

      PU videos would make for a good exercise for picking something apart. Unfortunately deductive reasoning & critical thinking are no longer part of the curriculum.

  • @shawndavidson9686
    @shawndavidson9686 6 місяців тому +2

    the Hebrew god was male because he had a female consort before the Hebrews adopted him as their own. There's a really clear path of transition from polytheism to henotheistic monolotry to monotheism in the literature and archeology. It's fascinating when you don't have a dog in the "who has the best god" fight.

  • @michaelwagnermusic
    @michaelwagnermusic 6 місяців тому +4

    Ashamed to say my current state of residence's (Louisiana) just approved the use of PragerU's "educational" videos for use in schools. I would much prefer they approve Sir Sics videos.

  • @ramirezthesilvite
    @ramirezthesilvite 6 місяців тому +14

    "Kinder, less violent, more just world" he says. I'm sure the rampant bigotry, wars, and oppression throughout history as a direct result of religion in general, and often the Bible specifically would beg to differ on that.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому

      :0

    • @Zaft_K
      @Zaft_K 6 місяців тому

      And how much of that violence and bigotry was conducted by .... hmmmm, what is the word I am looking for ... oh, yes, men! Men who thought they were instructed - nay, *commanded* - by god?

  • @DavidRichardson153
    @DavidRichardson153 6 місяців тому +20

    "And by the way, I say 'this guy,' because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a god, it _has_ to be a man. No woman could or would ever f^^^ things up like this."
    - George Carlin
    I think we can guess what ol' Dennis would say about this.

  • @sebastiansnyder8500
    @sebastiansnyder8500 6 місяців тому +11

    What so most crimes are committed by men therefore God is male? So he is admitting that God is a criminal or did I just misunderstanding that statemen?

  • @theseeker7692
    @theseeker7692 6 місяців тому +3

    14:18
    You'd be right. Kids of homosexual parents have the same well-being as those of heterosexual ones on pretty much every metric, and far above that of single parent kids

  • @FerrariKing
    @FerrariKing 6 місяців тому +20

    God actually has chloaca for all his needs.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +7

      like... the chicken thingy?

    • @britzkrieg2
      @britzkrieg2 6 місяців тому +4

      Cloaca. It's fun to say, try it. Many birds make do with just a cloaca. 🐦

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 6 місяців тому +2

      @@britzkrieg2 It's not "many birds". It's _ALL_ birds make do with just a cloaca.

    • @britzkrieg2
      @britzkrieg2 6 місяців тому +3

      @DrachenGothik666 I guess so, but I hedged because some birds (like ducks) have more complicated structures down there.

    • @wilberwhateley7569
      @wilberwhateley7569 6 місяців тому

      “God” is actually a 600 ft half-dragon, half-cephalopod that lies dead but dreaming in the city of R’lyeh - he cares nothing for humans and their concepts of gender or “morality.” All he wants is for you to sacrifice virgins in his name!

  • @casper130rocks
    @casper130rocks 6 місяців тому +18

    There's like 8 gender descriptions in Hebrew Denis should know that crap

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +1

      ah

    • @KianaWolf
      @KianaWolf 6 місяців тому +4

      Dennis would have to be capable of rational thought to know much of anything. His portfolio convinces me he's been trapped in his own little fantasy land.
      It's not as obvious with him as, say, Mudfossil, but he's not lived in reality in a very, very long time.

    • @TheSkyGuy77
      @TheSkyGuy77 6 місяців тому +3

      He knows Hebrew as much as I understand stock trading (basically not at all 😂)

    • @DisappearingNightly
      @DisappearingNightly 6 місяців тому +1

      Rather surprising given the amount of crap the man knows,

    • @casper130rocks
      @casper130rocks 6 місяців тому

      @@TheSkyGuy77 as a Jew Hebrew would of been beaten into Denis as a child or he never would of gotten bamitsfa or how ever you spell it I'm clearly not Jewish

  • @TheForcesofDarkness
    @TheForcesofDarkness 6 місяців тому +8

    Opened UA-cam.
    Saw the title to this video.
    You have my attention.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +3

      And god has something that rhymes with that according to Dennis

    • @MrCanis4
      @MrCanis4 6 місяців тому

      I even stopped watching something else.

  • @tristantheoofer2
    @tristantheoofer2 2 місяці тому +2

    do these people not realise that he was just the fucking default pronoun to refer to EVERYONE for a while what??? like come on lmao.

  • @Alun49
    @Alun49 4 місяці тому +3

    I always thought God was a dick. Now I am convinced.

  • @JLocke0113
    @JLocke0113 6 місяців тому +10

    Omnipotence is stored in the balls.

  • @joshuaf.3723
    @joshuaf.3723 6 місяців тому +34

    Prager's smug ignorance and intellectual dishonesty makes me queasy
    🤢

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +4

      I see

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 6 місяців тому +3

      Everything he comes out with, and everything he is, I believe in, or hope to be, the opposite.

    • @joshuaf.3723
      @joshuaf.3723 6 місяців тому +1

      @@pineapplepenumbra I confound dopes like him by standing on the point that I operate with a rational worldview and operandii; you do not get to go beyond that until you understand the definition between a belief/faith, and an empirical truth which I have confidence/trust in.
      Until they can define that they understand this they are not understanding the important semantic differences between these methods of thought and discourse, burdens of proof, or why and how one can actually be 'correct' in a postulation about how reality works.

    • @williamgreenfield9991
      @williamgreenfield9991 6 місяців тому +4

      Prager is just Alex Jones with a softer voice.

  • @MGCMorph
    @MGCMorph 6 місяців тому +24

    If I loved my neighbour as I loved myself I think the police might get involved.
    Ok, no more comments tonight.

  • @inyobill
    @inyobill 6 місяців тому +3

    What's funny about light coming before the Sun, is that everyone of those Hebrew goat herders could see that it got dark every time the Sun went to bed at night. Some homes would be better without the father.

  • @sbushido5547
    @sbushido5547 6 місяців тому +2

    That """reasoning""" was so much worse than I assumed it would be... It's almost impressive

  • @gooadam
    @gooadam 6 місяців тому +21

    I do enjoy that Prager is trying to convince Christy-bobs that they shouldn't think of god's balls. Anyone else hoping there's a Streisand effect in whatever retirement home this is playing in?

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +5

      I mean

    • @thetypingape2073
      @thetypingape2073 6 місяців тому +9

      @@gooadam I wish that this was a serious problem inside the clergy. Like it was a common problem for friars and priests to constantly think of God’s testes. Speculating about the appearance and size, color, wrinkles, hair, you name it. Like it is so bad that the pope has to issue something trying to mitigate it.

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 6 місяців тому

      It's fascinating when he makes the argument that "we need more daddies to there's less child abuse and less r@pe"
      Meanwhile, how much percent of the cases of CHILD R@PE are perpetrated by family members, yes including the holy figure of the daddy?
      Last time I checked it was more than 50%
      So in order to have less r@pe, God is depicted as the more likely than not r@per
      Thanks Denis praiger

  • @einienj3281
    @einienj3281 6 місяців тому +19

    God sculpted Adam and blew...into his nostrils... Sure.. nostrils.. 😅

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 6 місяців тому +6

      A euphemism, just like thigh is in the bible?

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@kellydalstok8900Definitely. There's a lot of euphemisms. Especially when I read it. Every second or third word is a euphemism..for whatever my mood is at the time 😄

    • @thetypingape2073
      @thetypingape2073 6 місяців тому +2

      @@einienj3281 🧐

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 6 місяців тому +1

      @@thetypingape2073 You know it wasn't nostrils.. I wonder how long god took to sculpt the perfect 🍑 or 🍆 or 🫐... You know god went for a nibble..

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 6 місяців тому +8

      @@thetypingape2073 You know it wasn't nostrils.. 😄 god spent time sculpting the perfect body, definitely went to have a nibble..

  • @entropystings
    @entropystings 6 місяців тому +6

    My wild impulses forced me to go swimming 13 minutes after eating instead of waiting the full 15. My depravity can not be sated.

  • @frankchandler6647
    @frankchandler6647 6 місяців тому +2

    "Fun sized killing," that's my new favorite term!
    I was wondering if Mr. Pager was going to address goddesses, but they're just as mythical as his, so . . .

  • @carlin3297
    @carlin3297 5 місяців тому +2

    2:19 The bible also states that 1 day with god is like a 1000 days on earth. So you could see it as them taking 7000 days to create the earth and everything else

  • @kennylex
    @kennylex 6 місяців тому +21

    "God transcend gender"... So God is kind of transgender according to PU?

  • @RustyWalker
    @RustyWalker 6 місяців тому +12

    Hebrew apparently had more genders than Dennis says here. It has categories for men that were "made eunuchs" or "made themselves eunuchs" or "born eunuchs."
    They seem to have recognised that sometimes people didn't have a tick in their box.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +1

      I see

    • @benclark4823
      @benclark4823 6 місяців тому

      And “eunuchs” are a different gender how??? Apparently if humans are born deformities or defects or something they are according to you a different “species” of humans? 🤦‍♂️

  • @Uriel238
    @Uriel238 6 місяців тому +3

    Adonai had a female consort, Asherah. We don't talk about her because she was more popular and Adonai's temple priests arranged to massacre her clerics and burn her temples down, and the king forbade ever speaking of her again.
    But Asherah has a Wikipedia page, and when we get our data from scholars and not Prager and his fracking-tycoon benefactors, we find out that old El was one of a pair.

  • @Idunnohowabout7364
    @Idunnohowabout7364 4 місяці тому +2

    As a Christian PragerU is an embarrassment we sincerely apologize for the BS this organization says.

  • @somersetcace1
    @somersetcace1 6 місяців тому +9

    "P.U." the sound one makes when listening to Dennis Prager spew his nonsense, like projectile vomit from a drunken wino who ate too many bean burritos.

  • @JoeBManco
    @JoeBManco 6 місяців тому +9

    Since Prager's god is imaginary, he might as well -be- have the biggest richard of all.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому

      shonk

    • @thetypingape2073
      @thetypingape2073 6 місяців тому

      @@JoeBManco Wouldn’t it be crazy if it all just devolved into a pissing contest? That would be crazy right?

  • @bobunyun
    @bobunyun 6 місяців тому +4

    There's really only one thing that you can learn from Prager U: how to sound smug as you make a shit argument

  • @sthed6832
    @sthed6832 6 місяців тому +3

    Everybody has a father. But if the father is absent, bad things can happen - for the reasons Sir Sic gave. Where is this God again? The father leaving a book of rules, half of which are evil, ain't going to cut it.

  • @KynG5
    @KynG5 6 місяців тому

    I like to think of myself as a religious man. Hence why I'm subscribed to a biblical boatload of atheist channels. You guys aren't afraid to confront topics from our irl Da Rules and present thoughts that any pastor wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole. It makes me think about what I want to follow in life, and helps me understand some of the deeper facets of the word that I likely wouldn't have even thought of on my own.
    So thank you, Sir Sic. Thanks for being as witty as you are sharp. It's because of channels like yours that I've learned to not anthropomorphize God, and to be a better person because I'm not afraid of some laundry list of sins that all boil down to "don't be human". Keep it up, can't wait for your next upload.

  • @cthomaspeasant3059
    @cthomaspeasant3059 6 місяців тому +17

    The only one with the meatiest meat is me because I have made it a career of stealing Sir Sics whiskey on a regular basis.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +4

      ah

    • @PeteOtton
      @PeteOtton 6 місяців тому +4

      You are either very brave or very foolish.

  • @KasumiRose77
    @KasumiRose77 6 місяців тому +8

    "Thanks Obama" ... And i lost it . LMAO

  • @andrewb9590
    @andrewb9590 6 місяців тому +6

    Maybe the crimsbians’ officials could take a fatherly role for boys without a father at home.
    Oh, wait…
    Also, I loved it that goddington was played by Alanis Morrisette in Dogma.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +1

      ah

    • @thetypingape2073
      @thetypingape2073 6 місяців тому +1

      @@andrewb9590 Dogma was pretty funny I must admit. Felt bad for the angels though.

    • @CD_Character
      @CD_Character 6 місяців тому +1

      And voiced by Frances McDormand in "Good Omens".

    • @andrewb9590
      @andrewb9590 6 місяців тому +2

      @@thetypingape2073 it had a lot of great moments - Mooby board meeting, buddy Christ, Alan Rickman and George Carlin as the archbishop. Classic

  • @AstroRamiEmad
    @AstroRamiEmad 6 місяців тому +1

    Ancient Syrian (Old Arabic or Hebrew) uses the "He" masculine pronoun to refer to the Neuter things, including to God. And things, unlike English, have gender. A desk is male, a table is female and so on.

  • @pavelZhd
    @pavelZhd 6 місяців тому +1

    From dunking on SJWs to dunking on PragerU... You truly have come a long way, sir.

  • @Starhawke_Gaming
    @Starhawke_Gaming 6 місяців тому +31

    "God transcends gender" - apparently that makes me a god!

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +3

      fair

    • @thetypingape2073
      @thetypingape2073 6 місяців тому +2

      @@Starhawke_Gaming I think in the book of Enoch it says we are all gods so…

    • @great-wyrmII
      @great-wyrmII 6 місяців тому

      That's just an extremely egotistical way to think, no wonder christians are so selfish@@thetypingape2073

    • @great-wyrmII
      @great-wyrmII 6 місяців тому +2

      Just because one thing transcends something doesn't mean that anything else which transcends it is also one. I.E. just because birds fly doesn't mean everything that flies is a bird 🤦‍♂️

    • @HystericalSej
      @HystericalSej 6 місяців тому +3

      @@great-wyrmII And here I thought I was the party pooper.

  • @BB-rh2ml
    @BB-rh2ml 6 місяців тому +8

    The correct pronoun for God is They/Them. It even says so in the Bible.
    Gen 1:26 - Then God said, "Let US make man in OUR image, after OUR likeness.
    Gen 3:22 - Then the Lord God said, "Behold, the man has become like one of US in knowing good and evil.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому

      Makes snense

    • @thetypingape2073
      @thetypingape2073 6 місяців тому

      @@BB-rh2ml hahahaha

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 6 місяців тому

      Those are remnants of the bible’s polytheistic origins. Some christians want to pretend it’s the “royal” we, but that didn’t exist until just a few centuries ago.

    • @CD_Character
      @CD_Character 6 місяців тому +4

      It would also imply multiple gods.

    • @BB-rh2ml
      @BB-rh2ml 6 місяців тому

      @@CD_Character They/Them refers to multiple people as well.

  • @najaB76
    @najaB76 6 місяців тому +6

    Premise A: Completely made up and unprovable assertion.
    Premise B: Completely unprovable and made up assertion.
    Conclusion: Therefore thing that I want to be true (usually from el Bible).
    Now everyone can logic like PragerU!

  • @BilliamJoyBoy
    @BilliamJoyBoy 6 місяців тому +2

    Killer clowns from Outer space was so metal. It gave me an irrational fear of popcorn for a little bit.

  • @M.J.212
    @M.J.212 6 місяців тому +2

    “There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”
    And it is these ignorant people, the most uneducated, the most unimaginative, the most unthinking among us, who would make themselves the guides and leaders of us all; who would force their feeble and childish beliefs on us; who would invade our schools and libraries and homes. Isaac Asimov

  • @thetypingape2073
    @thetypingape2073 6 місяців тому +19

    God doesn’t need a unit. There is no female God for him to Prager U.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +6

      "Ill prag your u"is a hell of a threat

    • @KianaWolf
      @KianaWolf 6 місяців тому +4

      Not since Asherah got retconned out, anyway.

    • @TheSkyGuy77
      @TheSkyGuy77 6 місяців тому

      Lmao 😂

    • @Llortnerof
      @Llortnerof 6 місяців тому +2

      @@KianaWolf Maybe that's why he was so quick to kill everybody until he got to let off some steam with Mary.

  • @staff4226
    @staff4226 5 місяців тому +6

    God is a he/him NB, got it.

    • @haydentcem
      @haydentcem 5 місяців тому +2

      Canon

    • @vimaladevishanmugam5943
      @vimaladevishanmugam5943 4 місяці тому +1

      I call God, It.
      I don't think it exists.
      It's a metaphor, or nonsense, or both.
      It shouldn't have more value than humans, *ideas don't have more value than humans*