Top 10 Facts - Death

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  • Опубліковано 13 вер 2017
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  • @LEMMiNO
    @LEMMiNO  3 роки тому +338

    [Credits, References, and More]
    www.lemmi.no/p/t10f-death

    • @beachbowl274
      @beachbowl274 3 роки тому

      You forget to credit someone who make this aren't you

    • @ma-pf9lx
      @ma-pf9lx 3 роки тому +24

      @@beachbowl274 no one cares he credited him at least, and I would suggest u take some English courses

    • @thunderchungus9971
      @thunderchungus9971 3 роки тому

      Eyy

    • @tynarvo2176
      @tynarvo2176 3 роки тому

      Hello man

    • @wilburfoot
      @wilburfoot 3 роки тому +4

      dang you're late to your own video lol

  • @jeffreyferreira3811
    @jeffreyferreira3811 5 років тому +13845

    "Who eats a burger that way?"
    bahaha, wasn't expecting that

    • @kiadimundi3610
      @kiadimundi3610 5 років тому +145

      I eat a burger that way

    • @thecheez2436
      @thecheez2436 4 роки тому +213

      I eat pizza crust first

    • @car4394
      @car4394 4 роки тому +152

      I drink the milk before cereal

    • @dylandolsky440
      @dylandolsky440 4 роки тому +122

      I have dinner before breakfast.

    • @davidliu2243
      @davidliu2243 4 роки тому +43

      I eat the egg shell and throw the content

  • @bbrenddon
    @bbrenddon 4 роки тому +8859

    Paying people to attend your funeral is more depressing than nobody showing up

    • @warbler1984
      @warbler1984 4 роки тому +722

      Not if you pay someone to stand watching mysteriously in the distance with an umbrella...even if it isn't raining

    • @hayaokakizaki4463
      @hayaokakizaki4463 4 роки тому +92

      Probably a great way to get laid though

    • @Leagueminer-ve6iv
      @Leagueminer-ve6iv 4 роки тому +29

      Your fucking name made this perfect

    • @simplyhuman3982
      @simplyhuman3982 4 роки тому +20

      @@warbler1984 Lol. Awesomely creepy.

    • @iamBlackGambit
      @iamBlackGambit 4 роки тому +5

      Right its so retarded

  • @AlohaJetta
    @AlohaJetta 3 роки тому +4833

    bro imagine if when we die, some guy at a huge fucking mall takes off a vr headset off of you and asks, “did you like the game?”

    • @ninja-wy6we
      @ninja-wy6we 3 роки тому +379

      Now that's thinking outside the box.

    • @romero4562
      @romero4562 3 роки тому +502

      @@ninja-wy6we You mean outside the simulator

    • @gordonramsay2871
      @gordonramsay2871 3 роки тому +278

      like in rick and morty when they go to the space arcade and play roy

    • @akw.lol.
      @akw.lol. 3 роки тому +71

      No it sucks

    • @soroushkowsarian3364
      @soroushkowsarian3364 3 роки тому +33

      And then yiu take his and say "did you ?"

  • @felonymelody4773
    @felonymelody4773 3 роки тому +2223

    "Killed himself to find out how the afterlife was"
    *Mission failed successfully*

  • @andrewkovnat
    @andrewkovnat 6 років тому +9101

    A recent study concluded that death is shown to decrease your quality of life by at least 100%.

    • @zent7110
      @zent7110 6 років тому +256

      its actually 104%

    • @andrewkovnat
      @andrewkovnat 6 років тому +279

      Source? The last time I researched this, the lowest result the researchers observed was a clean 100%.

    • @Sardonyxx
      @Sardonyxx 6 років тому +202

      Another recent study showed that simply living in this era is shown to decrease life experience by 100%

    • @LostLights
      @LostLights 6 років тому +65

      My research says that it is 500%

    • @qqng8840
      @qqng8840 6 років тому +155

      Jokes on you, I want to die

  • @ber2996
    @ber2996 4 роки тому +5241

    "Stop eating and you'll live forever"
    What a shame, Gandhi nearly acquired immortality

    • @Channel-lv5hl
      @Channel-lv5hl 4 роки тому +214

      One gun boi: Hehe Imma end this whole’s man immortality

    • @rigovalentine
      @rigovalentine 4 роки тому +5

      How is that

    • @Kishisuke
      @Kishisuke 4 роки тому +84

      @@rigovalentine gandhi was shot dead by a religious asshole named "ghotse"
      Thats what he implies in the above comment

    • @hiteshlalwani8039
      @hiteshlalwani8039 4 роки тому +81

      @@Kishisuke 'Godse'. India's Prime minister is Narendra Modi. A member of RSS since early teens. Their ideology is similar to Nazi Germany. Nathuram Godse was also a member of RSS and he shot and killed Mahatma Gandhi.

    • @Kishisuke
      @Kishisuke 4 роки тому +89

      @@hiteshlalwani8039 u dont need to lecture me bro
      I am an indian too and i live in india but i just dont say that often coz i have no religion or i dont specify my country name
      I m a free man and common to all
      Entire world is my home and everyone r my family

  • @minecrafternextgeneration1031
    @minecrafternextgeneration1031 3 роки тому +3341

    Upon death, you hear the Microsoft Windows XP shutdown noise.

    • @nbacivilnba8950
      @nbacivilnba8950 3 роки тому +44

      I can't wait to experience that

    • @nilimaroy9246
      @nilimaroy9246 3 роки тому +37

      thats hundred percent true. i can verify that.

    • @dingdongmyopinioniswrong7046
      @dingdongmyopinioniswrong7046 3 роки тому +39

      I thought that's what happened when Stephen Hawking died.

    • @razr7r531
      @razr7r531 3 роки тому +10

      and then some marketing guy asked you if you enjoy the game

    • @nbacivilnba8950
      @nbacivilnba8950 3 роки тому +7

      @@dingdongmyopinioniswrong7046 because of the computer I get it lol

  • @Coach3loli
    @Coach3loli 3 роки тому +3294

    Some people who've watched this video have died.

    • @MaxMustermann-nl2mk
      @MaxMustermann-nl2mk 3 роки тому +613

      And like 100 years from now on, everyone in this comment section rn wil be dead

    • @cheese1292
      @cheese1292 3 роки тому +115

      @@MaxMustermann-nl2mk oh

    • @noelle3929
      @noelle3929 3 роки тому +137

      Im dead btw

    • @rhenic543
      @rhenic543 3 роки тому +62

      @@noelle3929 Are you ok ?

    • @theeleventhdoctor2043
      @theeleventhdoctor2043 3 роки тому +67

      @@rhenic543 he’s fine probably

  • @HnTr_VDH
    @HnTr_VDH 6 років тому +1116

    *W H O E A T S A B U R G E R T H A T W A Y*

  • @kristienbravo
    @kristienbravo 5 років тому +3446

    Imagine blowing all your savings to go to sleep and wake up in a thousand years with no money and a brain freeze.

    • @gydalf9490
      @gydalf9490 5 років тому +240

      And still tons of cancer cells in your brain

    • @Hpmanenz
      @Hpmanenz 4 роки тому +82

      @@gydalf9490 They'll be able to cure cancer in the future, and I also wonder how you would feel after sleeping for a thousand years

    • @WCWThunderRosa
      @WCWThunderRosa 4 роки тому +189

      Inflation would be a bitch

    • @lizgallagher5541
      @lizgallagher5541 4 роки тому +96

      @@Hpmanenz id still wake up tired

    • @Hpmanenz
      @Hpmanenz 4 роки тому +216

      @@lizgallagher5541
      *Sleeping for a thousand years*
      *Waking up*
      "Just 5 more years"
      *Falls asleep for another 1000 years*

  • @Axe_Edge
    @Axe_Edge 2 роки тому +259

    "I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.“ - Mark Twain

    • @eatyourvegetables1449
      @eatyourvegetables1449 7 місяців тому +16

      This actually opened my eyes to death. Now that I really think about it, it never inconvenienced me, because I simply didn't have the means to even know it was inconvenient.

  • @leowood5860
    @leowood5860 3 роки тому +660

    “Suffering, Denmark, death, and despair”

    • @jw9099
      @jw9099 3 роки тому +30

      Thought he sounded swedish

    • @walangaccount8984
      @walangaccount8984 3 роки тому +40

      @@jw9099 He is Swedish

    • @jw9099
      @jw9099 3 роки тому +9

      @@walangaccount8984 I know.

    • @kt249
      @kt249 3 роки тому +22

      I was looking for this comment

    • @leowood5860
      @leowood5860 3 роки тому +2

      @@kt249 ok

  • @leinadlink
    @leinadlink 6 років тому +2890

    If battlefield has taught me anything is that you can escape death as long as you get hit by a defribilator or adrenaline within 10 seconds of your death. It doesn't matter if you took a tank shell to the face as long as you didn't die in a vehicle.

  • @mmaighrd
    @mmaighrd 4 роки тому +1891

    *"Are expected to cease and revert back to their natural state of nonexistent commonly defined as death"*
    When your essay needs to be 3000 words long

    • @Pastramityrant
      @Pastramityrant 4 роки тому +13

      leaking hamburger helper lol very true

    • @NobodyWantsYourPity
      @NobodyWantsYourPity 4 роки тому +11

      I'd take the 3k word essay anytime compared to what I have to write!

    • @mStanlee11
      @mStanlee11 4 роки тому +6

      Hahaha literally laughed out loud to that because it’s so god damn true 😂

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 4 роки тому +2

      If you’re a college student, this is very hilarious and relatable.

  • @ma.feabello6681
    @ma.feabello6681 3 роки тому +829

    "Stop eating to live forever"
    Nikocado Avocado: *Sweats*

    • @milbruh6671
      @milbruh6671 3 роки тому +47

      That guy is a literal vacuum cleaner bro

    • @yolakityu1973
      @yolakityu1973 3 роки тому +13

      He sweats just by sitting

    • @btsbiot1340
      @btsbiot1340 3 роки тому

      The truth is you will never die, i mean you will die, but you will be reborn agian why you may ask the multiverse always creates life, and one of that life could be you if you die, and life is a soul and if a soul dies, soul no more
      Thats just my theory

    • @GeekRaj
      @GeekRaj 3 роки тому +8

      I have a fear of cryonics. I have heard somewhere in hindu mythology that after your body is clinically dead. It takes upto 14 days for your brain activity to cease. What I mean by that is, your brain can still feel whats happening to your body but cant react. So say if you are burnt (ritual) after you are dead, you will still feel the body burning but wont react or move. So in the same way, people who are frozen will feel the intense cold in their brain activity but they wont react. Do you understand what I am trying to say? So I am scared. I opted for my body parts to be taken by a hospital after my death. So I am scared I will feel the pain when they take out my body parts when they cut it from surgical instruments. But I wont be able to react because I am dead, but my brain activity is still working and I can still feel the intense pain. That's what I am scared of.

    • @electricalhomebasics7431
      @electricalhomebasics7431 2 роки тому +2

      @@GeekRaj just dont die dying = gey

  • @mikehink4062
    @mikehink4062 3 роки тому +1577

    “Who eats a burger that way?!?!?” And the clip that went with it made me literally laugh out loud 😂

  • @Top10Archive
    @Top10Archive 6 років тому +4770

    At my funeral, I want to be strung up from the ceiling and zip line around the room high fiving people, while Alice Cooper's "Schools out for summer" plays.

    • @animehog123
      @animehog123 6 років тому +353

      There are two types of people

    • @nelsonandres9163
      @nelsonandres9163 6 років тому +93

      animehog123 there are no words to explain my admiration for you

    • @RedFox-pj3ff
      @RedFox-pj3ff 6 років тому +69

      Top10Archive I better be invited. Yknow invite that stranger from UA-cam? Sounds good.

    • @TheToastMan69
      @TheToastMan69 6 років тому +18

      Why have I never thought of this? It's amazing!

    • @mach6247
      @mach6247 6 років тому +9

      Some people just want to watch the world burn.

  • @BanditRants
    @BanditRants 6 років тому +1637

    When you die, death is inevitable.

  • @RenegadeNico
    @RenegadeNico 3 роки тому +541

    It’s said your life flashes before your eyes when your dying because your brain is looking through your memories to find a solution to keep living

    • @anantambisht4895
      @anantambisht4895 3 роки тому +11

      Realllllllllyyyyy??

    • @kawabatayuri
      @kawabatayuri 3 роки тому +90

      @@anantambisht4895 i mean, i havent heard of it but its probably true, in a near death experience brain will try to stay alive and working, and the best way to do that ? Is by remembering or relieving exciting or maybe groundbreaking moments in our life, even when we still alive and healthy, thinking about certain events will make our brain tingles

    • @anantambisht4895
      @anantambisht4895 3 роки тому +1

      @@kawabatayuri Ohh thats great

    • @HumzaSaleem420
      @HumzaSaleem420 3 роки тому +81

      There was a dude that had that happen to him whilst he was in the mouth of a shark, and he remembered a show he watched where they said to get at the gills of a shark if it attacks you. He plunged his hands in the gills and managed to get away

    • @perrygriffin2371
      @perrygriffin2371 3 роки тому +4

      Dmt flush

  • @Yet_another_placeholder
    @Yet_another_placeholder 3 роки тому +472

    "A dystopian netherworld filled with pain, suffering, Denmark, death and despair." As someone from Denmark, I can confirm this.

    • @kch2810
      @kch2810 2 роки тому +6

      🤣😭 touché

    • @anshumankakralia7542
      @anshumankakralia7542 Рік тому +4

      Why are Swedish so harsh on Danes?

    • @epileptiker4666
      @epileptiker4666 Рік тому +16

      @@anshumankakralia7542 it is an inside joke, it goes both ways /a swede

    • @blitzblix9455
      @blitzblix9455 Рік тому +10

      @@anshumankakralia7542 its just a bit of banter
      its the swedes norwegians and danes mostly

  • @paragparab1841
    @paragparab1841 3 роки тому +3464

    i genuinely feel bad for the guy who fakes his death and only had his mom attend his funeral

    • @saqibsalman3038
      @saqibsalman3038 3 роки тому +30

      I too

    • @testick8431
      @testick8431 3 роки тому +59

      Bosnia... Sure is a wierd country

    • @Mazortan
      @Mazortan 3 роки тому +178

      He is most likely an asshole if he has no friends and he can subject his elderly mother to such stress just for his vanity

    • @JohnsonTheSecond
      @JohnsonTheSecond 3 роки тому +6

      @Lemon Hacking who the fuck mentioned fear, he is the one who faked his death

    • @JohnsonTheSecond
      @JohnsonTheSecond 3 роки тому +14

      @Lemon Hacking calls someone an asshole then acts like he's too above someone to talk to them... lol

  • @NOPEnameMC
    @NOPEnameMC 6 років тому +727

    "Who eats a burger that way?"
    Asking the real questions...

    • @2AM.Chills
      @2AM.Chills 6 років тому +52

      top 10 questions scientists can't answer

    • @NOPEnameMC
      @NOPEnameMC 6 років тому

      D:

  • @jakeburnside1553
    @jakeburnside1553 3 роки тому +79

    “Rent a mourner” sounds like a Skyrim mod

    • @milbruh6671
      @milbruh6671 3 роки тому +1

      Lol, that's up there with the oblivion horse armour DLC as the dumbest sounding mod

  • @Vanguard-ld9bt
    @Vanguard-ld9bt 3 роки тому +155

    I'm eating a burger as I'm watching and thought you were talking to me.

    • @dyst0pi465
      @dyst0pi465 3 роки тому +15

      i just imagine you jumping out of your chair in shock

    • @itzduhneh3558
      @itzduhneh3558 2 роки тому

      I'm also eating a burger as I'm watching this LMAO

    • @Ttegegg
      @Ttegegg 2 роки тому

      @@itzduhneh3558 h0w dare you eat a burger like that

    • @praveenv90
      @praveenv90 2 роки тому

      Imagine if you were just listening to the audio and not watching the video lol

  • @Flyingtart
    @Flyingtart 5 років тому +945

    "Denmark, death and despair"
    Your swedishness shines through.

  • @jodrim
    @jodrim 6 років тому +2482

    I've uploaded the word "Monatophobia" to urban dictionary.

    • @salamanda550
      @salamanda550 6 років тому +15

      Ove Sundberg Swear that said Mattophobia for a sec there...

    • @Toadboi1337
      @Toadboi1337 6 років тому +2

      håller fan med

    • @ayar3195
      @ayar3195 6 років тому +20

      Thanks man, one good deed can change the world.

    • @dennis-gu8ei
      @dennis-gu8ei 6 років тому

      Ove Sundberg nice man

    • @susankuiper825
      @susankuiper825 6 років тому +23

      LEMMiNO Official you're fake

  • @justahamsterthatcodes
    @justahamsterthatcodes 3 роки тому +577

    I found it the way of proving that the afterlife exists by suicide fascinating. That guy made a crucial mistake. How do we know that the woman didn't just make up that she got contacted. Or her subconscious made it up. He should have written a note. This note should be hidden from the woman. Once she gets contacted the guy tells the woman what was in the note. Then a third person compares the woman's account and the contents of the note. If they match there is a high chance there is some afterlife.

    • @jakefastf
      @jakefastf 3 роки тому +121

      Why is it so hard for people to acknowledge that the most likely state of us after death is nothing. Delicious nothing.

    • @lukapichler3666
      @lukapichler3666 3 роки тому +155

      @@jakefastf lemmino literally adressed this. Humans, for the most part, are hardwired to want to stay alive; thus our brains do anything within their power to come up with ways of staying alive.

    • @juantsu2000
      @juantsu2000 3 роки тому +102

      @@jakefastf Why is it so hard? Maybe ask that to a grieving mother that hopes her child is in a better place and will reunite with him/her soon instead of plain nothingness.
      I'm not saying you're wrong, but empathy goes a long way to acknowledge the human condition

    • @jakefastf
      @jakefastf 3 роки тому +23

      @@juantsu2000 Thats all well and good, but a disposition purely based on hope is a frail one. She needs to accept the likely possibility that hes gone, such is nature, it gives and it takes. So dont be bitter when it comes to collect its debt.

    • @juantsu2000
      @juantsu2000 3 роки тому +67

      @@jakefastf She doesn't NEED anything.
      If all she's got is the hope that one day she'll reunite with her loved one then who are you to stop her?

  • @animeyahallo3887
    @animeyahallo3887 3 роки тому +268

    Imagine dying while watching this video. Lma-

  • @Alexander.0671
    @Alexander.0671 4 роки тому +2607

    Ah yes the 3 D's
    Denmark, Death, and Despair

  • @T-Bone99
    @T-Bone99 5 років тому +2773

    "...will remain dystopian netherworld filled with suffering, pain, *Denmark* and despair" lmaooo

    • @temlan
      @temlan 5 років тому +178

      Is there anything worse than denmark? I didn't think so.

    • @TheMightyZwom
      @TheMightyZwom 5 років тому +78

      Okay, so i did hear that correctly xD

    • @mokies7811
      @mokies7811 5 років тому +63

      @@temlan well sweden is

    • @weaz3r379
      @weaz3r379 4 роки тому +16

      @@mokies7811 Incorrect.

    • @weaz3r379
      @weaz3r379 4 роки тому +17

      @@temlan Finland, perhaps.

  • @Hubert99999
    @Hubert99999 3 роки тому +52

    As a Dane this feels like having a long genuine and interesting conversation between you and a person with no quarrel and then suddenly getting slapped

    • @nicowins
      @nicowins 8 місяців тому +1

      Præcis

  • @slick71
    @slick71 Рік тому +11

    I like the background music. It's not happy, it's not sad, it's not creepy, it's just... calm.

  • @CaptEn-ih1ei
    @CaptEn-ih1ei 5 років тому +2979

    1:59
    EVER SINCE THE INVENTION OF ROPE AND HUMAN NECKS.....??!
    . THIS DUDE IS HILARIOUS...

    • @dipeshpaudel7736
      @dipeshpaudel7736 5 років тому +36

      dont forget "THY HOLY LOINS"

    • @geeandme7760
      @geeandme7760 5 років тому +18

      consistency 14 Aren’t you a funny little turd? You need a good thumping.

    • @sriramsundar8388
      @sriramsundar8388 4 роки тому +2

      Knife and wrists: am I joke to you?

    • @Desert_Rose_
      @Desert_Rose_ 4 роки тому +9

      Necks were invented by Jeffrey E. Neck in 1957

    • @alphen9487
      @alphen9487 4 роки тому +2

      @consistency 14 that was even less funny

  • @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly
    @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly 6 років тому +1596

    That burger eating clip disturbed me to my core.😶

    • @chillwanderer3750
      @chillwanderer3750 6 років тому +6

      Blue team John, Fred, Linda, Kelly It looked like aaron paul/jesse pinkman

    • @arahusni2038
      @arahusni2038 6 років тому +26

      I'd like a cheeseburger
      Bitch

    • @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly
      @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly 6 років тому +3

      This is the most likes I've ever gotten on a comment. 😂 Thx.

    • @lionkor98
      @lionkor98 6 років тому +2

      then you need to seriously step your game up

    • @yolkthosenuts
      @yolkthosenuts 6 років тому +1

      Blue team John, Fred, Linda, Kelly 343 likes... I like your ONI pfp

  • @ilsevanderbij7179
    @ilsevanderbij7179 3 роки тому +44

    You exactly described what I experienced when I "died" for 30 seconds, after a brain haemorrhage/propofol overdose (unclear what exactly caused my cardiac arrest but ye). It was so beautiful. I guess I understand why some people are suicidal, because it's literally the best feeling I ever felt...

    • @andreinapereira552
      @andreinapereira552 Рік тому +1

      what is it? what did you saw, what did you feel? please tell me

    • @ilsevanderbij7179
      @ilsevanderbij7179 Рік тому +6

      @@andreinapereira552 i pretty much just flew up high in the sky and saw everything under me disappear as the clouds got thicker and thicker. again it only lasted 30 seconds max so it’s not much i guess but it felt euphoric ☺️

    • @andreinapereira552
      @andreinapereira552 Рік тому +2

      @@ilsevanderbij7179 fascinating! I wanna experience that when the moment comes, no pain, just beauty

  • @sushibears
    @sushibears 6 років тому +627

    but seriously who eats burger like that? wtf

  • @annaisabanana6848
    @annaisabanana6848 6 років тому +971

    "Less food could potentially extend longevity" *opens second family size pack of doritos*

    • @spelareNR14
      @spelareNR14 5 років тому +20

      *Looks at those women featured in Fat Acceptance Clips*

    • @CHURCHISAWESUM
      @CHURCHISAWESUM 5 років тому +8

      @@spelareNR14 a problem that solves itself I dare say

    • @coldbeanjuice
      @coldbeanjuice 5 років тому

      *party size

    • @starry4471
      @starry4471 5 років тому

      @Pegasi perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

    • @LimePestoLAUGH
      @LimePestoLAUGH 4 роки тому

      I guess you don't want to live. That's fine.

  • @1punch974
    @1punch974 3 роки тому +55

    "Death is just as glorious as living, you can't have one without the other"- Mike Tyson

    • @viracocha
      @viracocha 11 місяців тому +1

      Jeethus cryths

  • @lesliemartin3
    @lesliemartin3 2 роки тому +4

    I love this channel. So much information brought to us by a rather prodigious individual with exemplary video editing and script writing. The topics are often amusing as they are enlightening giving us multiple gifts allowing Mr. Lemmino to fall into my the category of"Edutainer" and doing a tremendous job as well. Just when you think there could not possibly be a more ideal and perfect channel to allow your mind to simply let go and let the soothing narrative take a hold you see a true psychopath taking a bite out of a hamburger backwards. What follows is a surprising yet joyful release of endorphins via laughter and just like that, your experience is enhanced as yet again by the outstanding bloke known as Lemmino. Thanks for everything sir. You're a true artist.

  • @VelocityNetwork1
    @VelocityNetwork1 4 роки тому +1089

    "While humans may be stuck with pathetic mortal bodies..."
    You sound like some super villain trying to gain immortality

    • @VelocityNetwork1
      @VelocityNetwork1 4 роки тому +8

      @Turbo Well what else are you going to do with the immortality, the only real option is to destroy the bloodline that has been foiling your plans for a century.

    • @GamingMonsterThe
      @GamingMonsterThe 4 роки тому +1

      Zamasuui

    • @kalapoikedeviere7962
      @kalapoikedeviere7962 4 роки тому

      @Turbo from a thief trying to take stuff to restarting the fucking universe, what other piece of fiction describes the butterfly effect better than jojo?

    • @Sam70831
      @Sam70831 4 роки тому

      Turbo jojo

    • @bobbywitdemtools4674
      @bobbywitdemtools4674 3 роки тому

      he sounds like mordekaiser

  • @Godzilla-mq5zv
    @Godzilla-mq5zv 6 років тому +1953

    Vsauce and Kurzgesagt already gave me enough of an existential crisis,I didn't need this video.

    • @dvr2474
      @dvr2474 6 років тому +4

      Godzilla 123 lol

    • @tryingnottofail864
      @tryingnottofail864 6 років тому +2

      Same here man, Same here

    • @stormswagger7869
      @stormswagger7869 6 років тому +32

      Godzilla 123 Go watch exurb1a

    • @stormswagger7869
      @stormswagger7869 6 років тому

      JazzMCPE Gaming for mcpe! I literally just suggested that

    • @Lunethia
      @Lunethia 6 років тому +7

      try some exurb1a to get an amount of existencial crisis u will likely never forget, ever.

  • @Lonestar.Metal666
    @Lonestar.Metal666 6 місяців тому +1

    Just came across your channel by a recommendation. The context and humor is absolutley top tier!

  • @bigball7162
    @bigball7162 Рік тому

    You’re videos are truly amazing! And I have no doubt that they are the best educational videos on interesting topics ever, keep doing what you’re doing!!! I’ve been loving and rewatching your videos since 2013

  • @Kurai_69420
    @Kurai_69420 6 років тому +607

    W H O E A T S A B U R G E R T H A T W A Y?

    • @kirkcannon4704
      @kirkcannon4704 6 років тому +15

      DovahSpy
      What the hell Lemmino

    • @adawb9520
      @adawb9520 6 років тому +1

      I do!

    • @willy0297
      @willy0297 6 років тому +2

      that one was seriously annoying, though. JUST WHY

    • @Soular.Corpse
      @Soular.Corpse 6 років тому

      My favorite part man 😂

    • @etefanyt245
      @etefanyt245 6 років тому

      That was funny but true

  • @purmhy1248
    @purmhy1248 4 роки тому +1020

    Everybody _gangsta_ til Lemmino says...
    *"Make of that what you will"*

    • @irisshane916
      @irisshane916 4 роки тому +1

      Can someone explain the meaning?

    • @dynamicdylan7391
      @dynamicdylan7391 4 роки тому +37

      @@irisshane916 it means that basically, its like earth but instead theres nothing to worry about.

    • @_denzy_6310
      @_denzy_6310 4 роки тому +8

      @@irisshane916 tonight go out in the dark if there is no moon. Stare into the utter darkness and nothingness and you will understand

    • @redakaafarani2289
      @redakaafarani2289 4 роки тому +23

      @@_denzy_6310 nah stop it with that mysterious bullshit

    • @jeni1297
      @jeni1297 3 роки тому +3

      @@irisshane916 it means it's up to you to interpret the answer

  • @chuckz2934
    @chuckz2934 3 роки тому +1

    Great script and great read. The sarcasm is well placed and lightens the subject matter. Nice work!

  • @jefflindeman
    @jefflindeman 2 роки тому +16

    There may be “cruelty” in the process of death, but clearly not in the state of non-existence. Truly, as was said at the beginning of this, non-existence IS our “natural state”. Death is only to return to that from whence we came. As the scientist and writer, Issac Asimov once said (and I paraphrase), “ I do not fear death, for in death lies the ultimate peace. It’s the transition that can get sticky.”

    • @mynameisharry8739
      @mynameisharry8739 2 роки тому +2

      Exacly. You can't experience non existence if there is no "you" to experience it.
      It will be like the time before you were born. Nothing

  • @BigBForBoss
    @BigBForBoss 6 років тому +4596

    That was a nice video. Alright guys, see you in 5 months!

  • @BuckBewENOfficial
    @BuckBewENOfficial 5 років тому +727

    Respawning in 3...2...1...
    *Connection lost*

    • @rife133
      @rife133 4 роки тому +2

      DETA-X PX ONE HAG bruh

    • @CPTN-TRK
      @CPTN-TRK 4 роки тому +11

      “Unable To Connect To World”

    • @mz00956
      @mz00956 4 роки тому +18

      ... Old world deleted
      ... Creating new World
      ... Loading
      ... Generate Matter
      ... Generate Player
      ... Respawn

    • @cantrespawn1460
      @cantrespawn1460 4 роки тому +6

      I can't

    • @lix3r
      @lix3r 4 роки тому +4

      *Reconnects*
      Everyone: *hol'up*

  • @smokyhs2
    @smokyhs2 2 роки тому

    Very informative content, we need more content creators like this guy

  • @dtcaptures1302
    @dtcaptures1302 3 роки тому

    Great video, really interesting!! You just earned yourself another subscriber🤙

  • @ravioliravioligivemeareaso4447
    @ravioliravioligivemeareaso4447 6 років тому +526

    "Filled with pain, suffering, Denmark, death and despair"

  • @crimzonpegasus9714
    @crimzonpegasus9714 4 роки тому +485

    "I do not fear my death, but I'm in no hurry to meet it, either."

  • @ChrisCrond
    @ChrisCrond 2 роки тому +27

    As someone who "died" a few times, deep mediation can bring you pretty close to that same feeling. But I mean, yeah. It's peaceful AF once you accept it and I highly recommend leaning into that feeling before you die. Kinda makes life feel worth it

    • @callmestan117
      @callmestan117 Рік тому +3

      I agree with you, lucid dreams are good too.

    • @LeventK
      @LeventK 10 місяців тому +1

      Um- sleeping?

  • @picktrees4206
    @picktrees4206 10 місяців тому

    love the stock footage video of the guy eating the burger weird, lol, really liked these videos but LOVE you new documentary style

  • @aeoncatalan2562
    @aeoncatalan2562 5 років тому +2136

    "So stop eating, and you'll live forever."
    Death of hunger: am i a joke to you?!

    • @marialalor3014
      @marialalor3014 5 років тому +108

      i think its called starvation

    • @starry4471
      @starry4471 5 років тому +23

      *opens my third 2 liter pepsi for the day*

    • @magnawaves
      @magnawaves 4 роки тому +1

      Yes, you are.

    • @straightmelon8792
      @straightmelon8792 4 роки тому +56

      “Death of hunger”
      Starvation: am I a joke to you?!

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 4 роки тому +2

      wait, that's illegal.

  • @doonky7133
    @doonky7133 6 років тому +341

    Riding a bike for 10km - 1 micromort
    Driving a car for 400km - 1 micromort
    Wearing a sports jersey in public - 999,999.999999999999999999 micromorts

    • @el.262
      @el.262 6 років тому

      Doonky ,l

    • @necromantis420
      @necromantis420 6 років тому +8

      NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

    • @Midcall
      @Midcall 6 років тому +9

      Breathing - infinity micromorts

    • @sirlagsalot2228
      @sirlagsalot2228 6 років тому +8

      You must live in chicago

    • @CalliePossum
      @CalliePossum 6 років тому +1

      Slipping: a couple hundred micromorts.

  • @bubbap3442
    @bubbap3442 3 роки тому

    Like how you can joke around and still be professional and stick to your script you’re great at this push it to the next level wanna see you on some tv show narrating

  • @dream_weaver6207
    @dream_weaver6207 3 роки тому +13

    The light at the end of the tunnel might as well be a train.

  • @pommiebears
    @pommiebears 4 роки тому +772

    Ageing is like photocopies. If you keep photocopying the last photocopy.....it eventually fades, and that’s exactly what happens to our cells.

    • @stancakegroupakaredvelvet9264
      @stancakegroupakaredvelvet9264 3 роки тому +42

      woah. this comment gave me goosebumps.

    • @TheCottonMan18
      @TheCottonMan18 3 роки тому +8

      Your forgot ab screenshots tho

    • @seancooper4058
      @seancooper4058 3 роки тому +15

      @@TheCottonMan18 What do you mean they said aging is like photocopying not like taking screenshots

    • @cinegraphics
      @cinegraphics 3 роки тому +5

      But now we have digital photocopiers which remember everything they copied (because government agencies need it that way). So you can basically copy anything it scanned, in any number of copies, just by accessing the photocopier memory.

    • @misfitsitsfits
      @misfitsitsfits 3 роки тому +1

      what if we keep copying the first copy over and over again? looks like it will work

  • @ananimeplace.3808
    @ananimeplace.3808 6 років тому +1314

    Lemmino: the UA-cam channel where we make new phobia words

    • @majorsquidgaming6965
      @majorsquidgaming6965 6 років тому +3

      sl true

    • @LedYouAshtray
      @LedYouAshtray 6 років тому +3

      DENILSON THOMAS. are you serious, I'm pretty sure there's a phobia for everything

    • @ananimeplace.3808
      @ananimeplace.3808 6 років тому +11

      Popple888 he just said there wasn't a proper phobia term for dying alone buddy. I looked it up, he's right

    • @peterfabian1415
      @peterfabian1415 6 років тому

      DENILSON THOMAS. I

    • @fishywishyfishfisk
      @fishywishyfishfisk 6 років тому +2

      Joe Biden NegroPhobia

  • @mini7403
    @mini7403 2 роки тому +1

    HAHA! i knew it u are form sweden! min svenska broder du gör ett mycket underhollande progarm jag älskar att kolla på dinna videor, tack för allt jobb!

  • @charliewestfort6245
    @charliewestfort6245 3 роки тому +8

    Sometimes I used to get scared of the thought of dying but that guy in Harry Potter made me feel better when “he greet Death as an old friend, and went with him on his own terms and not those of death”

  • @shablamovietnam9558
    @shablamovietnam9558 5 років тому +1295

    Densphobia: the fear and utter hatred for the country of Denmark

    • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 5 років тому +65

      Only true Lemmino fans will get this

    • @fizhee
      @fizhee 5 років тому +21

      Ok, I'll go cry in the corner...

    • @shablamovietnam9558
      @shablamovietnam9558 5 років тому +16

      @@fizhee I like Denmark

    • @MatildeCacao
      @MatildeCacao 5 років тому +2

      Do not subscribe to me- or thanos won't like it can you please elaborate on this joke? Very curious to get it :)

    • @shablamovietnam9558
      @shablamovietnam9558 5 років тому +11

      @@MatildeCacao Just watch a Lemino video until he shits in Denmark

  • @blight2638
    @blight2638 6 років тому +118

    Yo Bradford is a real scientist he did the ultimate sacrifice to learn shit

    • @imasepan
      @imasepan 6 років тому +43

      Blight legit a real nigga

    • @AlexRodriguez-pu8qo
      @AlexRodriguez-pu8qo 6 років тому +1

      Ikr I hope it's real

    • @XENOS1010
      @XENOS1010 6 років тому +2

      Hope he get the right shit he deserve

    • @phantom0phoenix994
      @phantom0phoenix994 6 років тому +23

      He was *dying* to know the answer

    • @Bengy.
      @Bengy. 6 років тому +5

      press F to pay respects to bradford

  • @fantasticbeck3938
    @fantasticbeck3938 2 місяці тому +2

    Ah, what a lovely video to watch right before bed.

  • @ketgremlin8776
    @ketgremlin8776 2 роки тому +2

    The way you describe death at the start is oddly calming

  • @nerdbot4446
    @nerdbot4446 6 років тому +446

    I suffer from Lemminovidphobia. The fear that Lemmino won't upload videos anymore

    • @Chensoman
      @Chensoman 6 років тому +6

      Error 418 same

    • @GreenDave113
      @GreenDave113 6 років тому +19

      Error 418 That would actually be Lemminonovideophobia :D sounds cool

    • @ezeqlegal
      @ezeqlegal 6 років тому +1

      Error 418 Same here ;D

    • @gibby4470
      @gibby4470 6 років тому +3

      Error 418 your disease sounds like a Harry Potter spell

    • @UkuleleVillain
      @UkuleleVillain 6 років тому +1

      I feel you, sister

  • @mikaxms
    @mikaxms 4 роки тому +654

    "The present will, for the time being, remain a dystopian netherworld filled with pain, suffering, *Denmark* , death, and despair."

    • @ebtinz9161
      @ebtinz9161 4 роки тому +5

      Mika de Grote WTF that’s actually what he said 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Talia.777
      @Talia.777 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @enricoiraldo9057
      @enricoiraldo9057 3 роки тому

      AhahHhaahahaha I thought I was freaking going mad!

    • @vaibhavpindikura3841
      @vaibhavpindikura3841 3 роки тому +5

      Why'd he include Denmark tho?

    • @raspiethesoviet
      @raspiethesoviet 3 роки тому +61

      @@vaibhavpindikura3841 because he's swedish, and if you claim to be from Sweden and don't hate Denmark, you're not a true swede

  • @emilyd8884
    @emilyd8884 3 роки тому

    Ur so good at getting information and explaining things it'd be cool to see if he made history videos

  • @marcustyler8265
    @marcustyler8265 3 роки тому +7

    “A dystopian netherworld filled with pain suffering Denmark death and despair” I love it

  • @BabuBoi
    @BabuBoi 5 років тому +869

    Fun Fact:
    Death was invented by John Deather when he tried to end his life in 1703

    • @dizzyi6214
      @dizzyi6214 5 років тому +18

      Pretty sure that the name is “sui asait” he’s japanese

    • @tommyclancy1444
      @tommyclancy1444 5 років тому +1

      Thats very fun

    • @Dankboi420
      @Dankboi420 5 років тому +4

      Cool invention tho

    • @larenzdechavez442
      @larenzdechavez442 4 роки тому +3

      Who's John Deather

    • @m1co294
      @m1co294 4 роки тому +61

      And also, blinking was invented by Jack Blinker when he tried to wink with 2 eyes

  • @i.pezzotti853
    @i.pezzotti853 3 роки тому +444

    0:21
    Me: Ah, yes, cance-
    Lemmino: Aging
    Me: *Aging*

    • @ohok6426
      @ohok6426 3 роки тому +6

      Thats exactly what happened to me

    • @KC-pi6po
      @KC-pi6po 3 роки тому +2

      uncurable?

    • @CodeineAbdulJabbar
      @CodeineAbdulJabbar 3 роки тому +4

      @@KC-pi6po there really isn't a quick fix or "cure" for cancer there ways to make it dormant but it oftentimes comes back later

    • @wilburfoot
      @wilburfoot 3 роки тому

      THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING HAHA

  • @amyatrebas4265
    @amyatrebas4265 2 роки тому

    I’m so impressed with your work, and thank you for treating your audience as reasonably intelligent, it’s amazingly refreshing.

  • @resevoirdog
    @resevoirdog 3 роки тому +4

    "Who eats a burger that way!" I actually lol'd and totally made this a great funny video to me lol just took a hard left turn out of nowhere of a great essay thing. That was great lol

  • @brownie8655
    @brownie8655 5 років тому +716

    #1 rule of hunting
    if you don't kill it
    it isn't dead.

    • @deltalotl
      @deltalotl 5 років тому +12

      Brownie Well, that's one way of putting it.

    • @pedotrain5214
      @pedotrain5214 5 років тому +6

      Shit, i never know that..

    • @suckanegg69
      @suckanegg69 5 років тому +8

      Shit no Sherlock

    • @nexal627
      @nexal627 5 років тому

      I don’t get it

    • @wsphh2692
      @wsphh2692 5 років тому +6

      people die when they are killed

  • @yakka9768
    @yakka9768 6 років тому +240

    Best part of this video was just randomly acknowledging the bizarre way that guy was eating the burger in the stock footage he used

    • @circle7489
      @circle7489 6 років тому +1

      +Instinct Gaming Beggar

    • @jofall91
      @jofall91 6 років тому +1

      Jim

    • @efekaya3860
      @efekaya3860 6 років тому

      Yakka Actually that guy may be lemmino himself. At least his jaw looks like his

  • @masonsteven77
    @masonsteven77 2 роки тому +2

    I am STOKED that I found this channel. This sucker is extraordinary. Soooo well done.

  • @TheMovieMasturmind
    @TheMovieMasturmind 3 роки тому +3

    I had to repeat to the last few seconds of the vid to confirm that he did, in fact, include “Denmark” in his list of everything wrong with this world. Thank you for the much needed levity xD

  • @casualguy634
    @casualguy634 6 років тому +262

    "The present will for the time being remain a dystopian netherworld, filled with pain, suffering, Denmark, death, and despair"
    -LEMMiNO

  • @Chev987
    @Chev987 4 роки тому +369

    "The anticipation of death is worse than death itself"
    -My favourite quote of all time

    • @redwineisfine
      @redwineisfine 4 роки тому

      Steven Seagal hard to kill

    • @RandomCrap
      @RandomCrap 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah and it only depends how you die. Instant death != cruel, filled with daily pain for years death

    • @BeyondBaito
      @BeyondBaito 3 роки тому

      It's true

    • @nickolasnielson4727
      @nickolasnielson4727 3 роки тому +1

      i was clinically dead instead of legally dead, so I got arrested for being not legally dead, the sentence was death

    • @JohnnyBo-v
      @JohnnyBo-v 3 роки тому

      I can tell you're not very special or unique for clinging to common sense standard thoughts as major characteristics of your personality.

  • @sheep1968
    @sheep1968 3 роки тому +2

    The subtle humour really calms me when this guy talks about death

  • @crescere5082
    @crescere5082 Рік тому +3

    Death is an interval for life... like silence is the interval for music.

  • @keitatsutsumi
    @keitatsutsumi 6 років тому +414

    Fun fact: the lethality rate of death is 100%.

    • @X_rnas
      @X_rnas 6 років тому +6

      Didn't know that o-o

    • @Godzilla-mq5zv
      @Godzilla-mq5zv 6 років тому +2

      The more you knoooooooooow!

    • @muhammedlawal8993
      @muhammedlawal8993 6 років тому

      Keita Tsutsumi I

    • @lasa9595
      @lasa9595 6 років тому +2

      Keita Tsutsumi Fun fact #2 : air is toxic, if you breathe in air you will die in about 70-100 years

    • @nork6513
      @nork6513 6 років тому

      K

  • @295nick
    @295nick 4 роки тому +1787

    You know, maybe the number of deaths this year is gonna be a little higher than 57 million. Don't know why tho

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 4 роки тому +20

      l o l

    • @ohyeahyeah1955
      @ohyeahyeah1955 4 роки тому +40

      i dont think more than a million people are going to die to the virus. so at the very most it is going to be 57 020 000 deaths or something

    • @bennolan454
      @bennolan454 4 роки тому +112

      @@ohyeahyeah1955 coronavirus has already killed 250k

    • @yorhahoudini4531
      @yorhahoudini4531 4 роки тому +30

      @@ohyeahyeah1955 At it's current progression the virus could kill millions

    • @Nomin130
      @Nomin130 4 роки тому +47

      @@ohyeahyeah1955 20 000 deaths....we passed that a long time ago honey

  • @realreversefs
    @realreversefs 3 роки тому +2

    I like that he Immediately starts with the video

  • @Windwalker88
    @Windwalker88 3 роки тому

    I love his new vids, but this is also some quality content

  • @woobyvr9654
    @woobyvr9654 6 років тому +884

    "filled with pain suffering denmark- *well be right back*

    • @thefalloutguy5773
      @thefalloutguy5773 6 років тому +6

      QuebeC VR we'll

    • @woobyvr9654
      @woobyvr9654 6 років тому +14

      i failed english

    • @thefalloutguy5773
      @thefalloutguy5773 6 років тому +16

      QuebeC VR it's ok, we're all a bit autistic.

    • @woobyvr9654
      @woobyvr9654 6 років тому +22

      ive been called some vile shit before but this hurt more for some reason

    • @MagniGaMming
      @MagniGaMming 6 років тому +7

      I know the felling, But we gonna get the sweds some day....
      SOME DAY!

  • @brand0lakes
    @brand0lakes 6 років тому +2174

    Can you do a video on the 4th dimension? Love to hear it in your voice.

    • @peterh9649
      @peterh9649 6 років тому +5

      Brandon Stout what is the 4th dimension

    • @DeerTheGamer
      @DeerTheGamer 6 років тому +39

      Length width depth and time

    • @brand0lakes
      @brand0lakes 6 років тому +28

      the real MVP It's a theoretical concept that space can exist outside of our normal 3 dimensions. It can only be demonstrated mathematically from my understanding though. While it may not exist, the concept is very real and can be thought of using analogies.

    • @brand0lakes
      @brand0lakes 6 років тому +7

      deerthegamer Negative. Time exists as 1 dimension in every dimension.

    • @lSadiel
      @lSadiel 6 років тому

      He should do one fact on each dimension!

  • @lilfart659sblog8
    @lilfart659sblog8 3 роки тому +6

    just imagine having a siezure and then you're like "oh well, guess i died"

  • @coltonc4744
    @coltonc4744 3 роки тому +9

    14:48 "Pain, Suffering, Denmark, Death, and Despair." I mean I guess he's not wrong...?

  • @hammigames2879
    @hammigames2879 6 років тому +208

    Revive me I have the Ray gun

    • @lonleybeer
      @lonleybeer 6 років тому

      Hammi Games 💀💀💀

    • @lightningstrike4825
      @lightningstrike4825 6 років тому

      Hammi Games tap it bro tap it

    • @trolltrieu8543
      @trolltrieu8543 6 років тому +7

      Memories, I miss the 2007-2014 era of life. So much fun and discoveries.

    • @bestredditstories1158
      @bestredditstories1158 6 років тому

      Hammi Games Good times, my friend

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity 6 років тому

      Hammi Games Oh the nostalgia. Why'd you have to remind me that I'm old?

  • @milesl6070
    @milesl6070 6 років тому +185

    I already have no brain activity, so I guess I’m dead.

    • @braden4436
      @braden4436 5 років тому +2

      When death comes, I die.

  • @yamikowakun
    @yamikowakun 2 роки тому +2

    i love how the beginning talks about death like an alien who only knows what it is from observing us

  • @doofward
    @doofward 3 роки тому +5

    i feel like most people aren’t afraid of death itself, but whatever comes after it

    • @MrPicklekvGygA
      @MrPicklekvGygA 3 роки тому

      Sorry but I cant take a philosophical comment seriously when your pfp is "that" 😂

    • @sort6726
      @sort6726 3 роки тому

      So... they're afraid of death?

  • @lammelaar
    @lammelaar 6 років тому +147

    brb, i'm just going to rent a mourner

    • @pidhsome
      @pidhsome 6 років тому

      Christopher Guran Monatophobia!!?

  • @zhardmusic8824
    @zhardmusic8824 3 роки тому +5

    the flow of nature through happiness and sadness is our life. We never actually die. we only get from one form to the another.

  • @NewLife-qj9mx
    @NewLife-qj9mx Рік тому

    The other half of this guys fantastic videos is the fantastic commentary 😀

  •  4 роки тому +411

    "If we have been pleased with life, we should not be displeased with death, since it comes from the hand of the same master" - Michelangelo

    • @wildfire7766
      @wildfire7766 4 роки тому +10

      That's just the opposite tbh. If you weren't pleased with life, you'd be pleased with death aka suicide and vice versa.

    • @jonp3890
      @jonp3890 4 роки тому +4

      wildfire I feel like there’s plenty of room for discrepancies and subtleties here, lol.

    • @rigovalentine
      @rigovalentine 4 роки тому +8

      I mean if we like life why should we like death when it's taking away our life we enjoy so much

    • @wildfire7766
      @wildfire7766 4 роки тому +6

      @@jonp3890 Which is why it is a bad quote IMO. Just because someone well known said it doesn't mean it can't be bs and is worth sharing everywhere.

    • @IudiciumInfernalum
      @IudiciumInfernalum 4 роки тому

      Makes sense to me.