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  • @MeatCanyon
    @MeatCanyon 3 роки тому +33994

    I ate way to much Chinese food

  • @MissBossy
    @MissBossy Рік тому +4354

    "You okay in there baby?
    We miss you out there."

    • @megurineziam5900
      @megurineziam5900 9 місяців тому +60

      Literal chills on my neck

    • @thiniceking12
      @thiniceking12 8 місяців тому +41

      Should’ve ordered BBQ!

    • @Dr._Ghost
      @Dr._Ghost 8 місяців тому +51

      it's SO uncomfortable, they all acted this too well

    • @SanctuaryOfLove
      @SanctuaryOfLove 8 місяців тому +8

      This is such a smiling friends mr boss sentence 💀

    • @KurtRinly-fn5yt
      @KurtRinly-fn5yt 4 місяці тому +3

      Meatcanyon?

  • @unprofessionalvideos
    @unprofessionalvideos 3 роки тому +7504

    "Your honor, I'm stuffed" is what I'll be saying after every meal from now on.

    • @gojilla3820
      @gojilla3820 3 роки тому +56

      might not be a good idea, if you don't plan on being molested by your family

    • @tomw3863
      @tomw3863 2 роки тому +76

      Plz don't

    • @oak4359
      @oak4359 2 роки тому +20

      🥠

    • @excitedcat9517
      @excitedcat9517 Рік тому +15

      @@oak4359
      “what’s it say?!”
      👊👊
      “WHAT’S IT SAY?!”
      👊👊

    • @Crackstepdead
      @Crackstepdead Рік тому +8

      @@excitedcat9517 “you okay in there baby?”

  • @OBERON56
    @OBERON56 Рік тому +2333

    "A great pleasure in life is doing what others say you cant" then the knowing look holy shit

    • @kordlesskure
      @kordlesskure 7 місяців тому +72

      I didn't notice that the first time I saw this! The second one is similar: "Soon...a visitor shall delight you." and then slowly looking up at him

    • @AnnoyingNewsletters
      @AnnoyingNewsletters 6 місяців тому +5

      And yet no one said, _in bed,_ afterwards?

    • @dieterdietert7232
      @dieterdietert7232 5 місяців тому

      @@AnnoyingNewsletters Its not about doing things you CANT in bed. Its about molesting a minor family member. You just CANT do that. Regardless of IN BED or not. Lmfao.

  • @splooge4cash
    @splooge4cash 3 роки тому +8509

    "You okay in there baby, or..."
    A simple, yet terrifying sentence.

  • @CB-qg3yh
    @CB-qg3yh 3 роки тому +4674

    You can always tell when Tucker is involved

    • @DeathDestroyer90
      @DeathDestroyer90 3 роки тому +51

      Yea I started dying the supermega boys and that random fat but handsome guy started screaming their pain of agony as tucker put them in a bloody eagle. Classic tucker!

    • @thesadbot
      @thesadbot 3 роки тому +4

      @The Stranger why tf are you everywhere?

    • @Fanchus
      @Fanchus 3 роки тому +37

      @The Stranger Don't click this guy's link

    • @thesadbot
      @thesadbot 3 роки тому +2

      @@Fanchus im assuming you clicked an ip tracker. 😂

    • @jaykstah
      @jaykstah 3 роки тому +13

      @@thesadbot hes just spamming links to try and get views lmao

  • @itsmoonlitbro
    @itsmoonlitbro 8 місяців тому +1364

    "A great pleasure in life is doing what other say you can't" Ohh boy the foreshadowing💀💀

    • @zerillisguren7720
      @zerillisguren7720 8 місяців тому +5

      twomad?

    • @teamvolkihar145
      @teamvolkihar145 2 місяці тому +11

      And the next one! “Soon, a visitor shall delight you” it didn’t say the visitor would be delighted

  • @amanonyoutube9591
    @amanonyoutube9591 8 місяців тому +559

    The third cookie wasnt trying to help him, it just told him his fortune

  • @auberry612
    @auberry612 3 роки тому +3519

    to think MeatCanyon’s “What’s it say buddy?” stare could be so intimidating

    • @RealisticHum4n
      @RealisticHum4n 3 роки тому +218

      what's it say champ?

    • @calebblack1420
      @calebblack1420 3 роки тому +82

      You know he was in character thinking very sexual things about Mathew

    • @ARandomNerd88
      @ARandomNerd88 3 роки тому +12

      That was the look of a madman seeking tight boypussy. With no regrets.

    • @gregstinkston7634
      @gregstinkston7634 3 роки тому +48

      You can see the carnal desire deep in his deceitful eyes.

    • @Marcelis
      @Marcelis 9 місяців тому +16

      @@gregstinkston7634the stare SENT me😂😂😂

  • @Raxerm
    @Raxerm 3 роки тому +16148

    Matt's _'it's not awkward if I keep talking'_ acting is masterful.

    • @bball8994
      @bball8994 3 роки тому +294

      “acting”

    • @somecitrus7561
      @somecitrus7561 2 роки тому +86

      Reminds me of 10 Cloverfield Lane

    • @RoachCatJr
      @RoachCatJr 2 роки тому +8

      @@somecitrus7561 me too

    • @jonathanlarsen7320
      @jonathanlarsen7320 2 роки тому +91

      @@bball8994 fr, it feels so natural u can barely tell it’s acting

    • @Sadpanda82
      @Sadpanda82 2 роки тому +25

      He's a good actor for sure

  • @Jeepvdh
    @Jeepvdh 3 роки тому +7274

    why is he so good in pretending to be the most awkward person at a dinner party

    • @notliterallyme
      @notliterallyme 3 роки тому +386

      he’s probably had lots of practice

    • @Le_dank_memez
      @Le_dank_memez 3 роки тому +272

      Pretending?

    • @neonx6202
      @neonx6202 3 роки тому +30

      That’s Mathew Hobbes Watson of course he’s “acting”

    • @sarahpage4587
      @sarahpage4587 3 роки тому +12

      idk if he’s pretending anymore

    • @kurtisjanwich2642
      @kurtisjanwich2642 3 роки тому +46

      “You’re Honor, I’m Full.” Don’t pretend that’s never been said at the dinner table 😂

  • @whytfnot4669
    @whytfnot4669 Рік тому +1660

    “What’s it say champ” 💀😭😭😭

  • @Shyner_24
    @Shyner_24 3 роки тому +11854

    I am uncomfortable with the energy we've created in the studio today.

  • @Wolfstar26
    @Wolfstar26 3 роки тому +8501

    why was ryan genuinely terrifying in this. he really wears that dead eyed stare well.

    • @marcpittman9455
      @marcpittman9455 3 роки тому +207

      ACTUALLY intimidating lol

    • @OtherDalfite
      @OtherDalfite 3 роки тому +326

      Legit he was the scariest of them all. Silent, blank, and uncaring, almost pissed off stare.

    • @Slappy_McNasty_9090
      @Slappy_McNasty_9090 3 роки тому +216

      Not sure he knew the cameras were rolling, that's what Matt and Ryans relationship looks like IRL

    • @tastypotato9272
      @tastypotato9272 3 роки тому +66

      It's so weird to see both Ryan and Matt play both goofy or threatening characters equally well

    • @TophinatorStreams
      @TophinatorStreams 3 роки тому +11

      They cooked again and wanted Ryan to taste test more roach sushi! I'd jump like that too...

  • @grantgerman182
    @grantgerman182 3 роки тому +812

    The dialogue is perfect.
    "You doin' okay in there, Baby? We miss you out there."

  • @thatjakeythere
    @thatjakeythere 2 місяці тому +90

    That one guy looks like he could control fire.

  • @clydefr0g
    @clydefr0g 3 роки тому +2979

    This is a premise to an actual horror movie

    • @jacobmartin9113
      @jacobmartin9113 3 роки тому +55

      I don't know what horror movies you watch but usually nobody finds out about molestation in it until it's over

    • @vlackrock
      @vlackrock 3 роки тому +85

      @@jacobmartin9113 Split (2016)

    • @Masonia_
      @Masonia_ 3 роки тому +5

      @@vlackrock great movie

    • @RoachCatJr
      @RoachCatJr 3 роки тому +29

      the beginning (minus the molestation) is just 10 cloverfield lane

    • @thrownstair
      @thrownstair 3 роки тому +14

      This got cut from Resident Evil 7.

  • @jeggy_
    @jeggy_ 3 роки тому +2947

    The sketches always go hard. Directing, acting, comedy, pure goodness

  • @maks6872
    @maks6872 3 роки тому +259

    This legitimately had my heart racing. The shit filled toilet was a nice touch

  • @MannyNamiro
    @MannyNamiro 10 місяців тому +494

    Wow, I only just noticed that Hunter is wearing two button-up shirts.

    • @dangerdangerTrapeze
      @dangerdangerTrapeze 5 місяців тому

      whats with you freaks calling youtubers by their first name

  • @EvilGoodGuy
    @EvilGoodGuy 3 роки тому +1152

    Looks like he's gonna find out real quick why they call him Meat Canyon.

  • @MrDadulence
    @MrDadulence 3 роки тому +8349

    i love the detail of him picking up and then immediately tossing back a turd next to the fortune cookie these guys are geniuses

    • @FeeshCTRL
      @FeeshCTRL 3 роки тому +518

      Don't forget the detail when he pulled the cookie out of the water and it was completely dry lol

    • @Feetfetishman
      @Feetfetishman 2 роки тому +27

      i just noticed this too.

    • @oak4359
      @oak4359 2 роки тому +11

      🥠

    • @JoeSchmoer
      @JoeSchmoer Рік тому +17

      Yeah that's def the part that makes them geniuses

    • @tomsdottir
      @tomsdottir Рік тому +3

      Oh Jesus I was hoping I had imagined that bit

  • @ameliuhh
    @ameliuhh 3 роки тому +1562

    this and daddy’s boy are truly cinematic masterpieces in the horror genre
    how do these boys keep doing it!

    • @iamkrwyn
      @iamkrwyn 3 роки тому +26

      tucker prescott

    • @feIon
      @feIon 3 роки тому +5

      with video cameras

    • @BetterCallThall
      @BetterCallThall 3 роки тому +1

      through the sheer goodwill of their...no... *our* lord and savior and shining light of hope, j.c. himself.

    • @darren806
      @darren806 3 роки тому +2

      Just watched daddy's boy for the first time yesterday and now this banger today, feeling blessed rn

  • @darcydemars69
    @darcydemars69 11 місяців тому +120

    The tension gave me anxiety, lol. What an amazing short.

  • @KantFromEC
    @KantFromEC 3 роки тому +5894

    Everything about this, the silence, the closeups of the face, the tension, the lighting. This is more intense then any blumhouse horror film.

    • @SlasnerSb
      @SlasnerSb Рік тому +22

      a relatively unsurprising byproduct of making a film about getting molested by your family.

    • @maki9972
      @maki9972 Рік тому +7

      Don’t be speaking on Blumehouse now they do have some good films. And if you’ve never made a movie maybe you shouldn’t downplay others work

    • @sergiomeraz9874
      @sergiomeraz9874 Рік тому +2

      😐

    • @Tubefucka
      @Tubefucka Рік тому

      @@maki9972shut up. There Are plenty of crappy movies and i dont have to be a moviedirector to say these Films are crap

    • @AnthonyBlamthony
      @AnthonyBlamthony Рік тому +8

      @@maki9972 That’s the same thing as saying “If you’ve never made a AAA title game before , you can’t say if it’s good or not.” I’ve never understood this logic because it’s so broken, please stop using it this isn’t Twitter.

  • @UnscaryGhosts
    @UnscaryGhosts 3 роки тому +514

    I got actual anxiety when Matt entered the bathroom and didn't visibly lock the door

  • @zarkflappysheep
    @zarkflappysheep 3 роки тому +7558

    The acting and awkwardness of the first scene is stellar holy crap

  • @Just_quinn23
    @Just_quinn23 6 місяців тому +23

    “A visitor shall delight you” bruh I’m not leaving home ever again after this 😂😂

  • @CreamCrew
    @CreamCrew 3 роки тому +3013

    How dare you paint Hunter in this light. You WILL be hearing from our lawyer (the same guy who got OJ off so yeah, you should be scared).

  • @So1oman23
    @So1oman23 3 роки тому +670

    That was fucking amazing and Matt is actually a good actor

    • @chumpokai
      @chumpokai 3 роки тому +4

      Apparently he tried his hand in acting in the past too.
      ua-cam.com/video/PjYpfwePHP4/v-deo.html

    • @bulletbunnyyy
      @bulletbunnyyy 3 роки тому +2

      yeah! he was actually an extra in a tv show, i can't seem to remember the name. ryan is also very good too!

    • @skeptical_princess0497
      @skeptical_princess0497 3 роки тому +4

      @@bulletbunnyyy Yeah he was an extra in Vice Principals. I watched that show and didn't notice until someone made a video

    • @oak4359
      @oak4359 2 роки тому

      🥠

  • @joobies_
    @joobies_ 3 роки тому +1947

    What a nice family dinner! I sure hope nothing goes wrong

    • @gurtbag
      @gurtbag 3 роки тому +24

      Surely no molestation! Haha!

    • @MaryBeth94
      @MaryBeth94 17 днів тому

      Good ole Papa Meat ❤

  • @kerrytking
    @kerrytking 9 місяців тому +6

    Wow. It’s so hard to find a video these days that REALLY subverts expectations and is well written. I’m very impressed. The subject matter is a little dark but this is fantastic . Very well done.

  • @bloopledoopdoop6200
    @bloopledoopdoop6200 3 роки тому +3449

    Dude, Ryan’s facial hair combined with Hunter’s shirt is just the icing on the cake.
    edit: holy mother of god I’m mortified

    • @gurtbag
      @gurtbag 3 роки тому +7

      I can't believe my eyes

    • @badollies
      @badollies 3 роки тому +5

      I NEED ME SOME COUSIN BUCKS BABY

    • @MarnėStorm-s2h
      @MarnėStorm-s2h 5 місяців тому

      .....How are you mortified? I don't think that word means what you think it means.

  • @evansaccount3666
    @evansaccount3666 3 роки тому +620

    everyone’s acting in this one was fucking superb, but matt definitely stole the show

    • @joey677
      @joey677 3 роки тому +39

      What acting

    • @FANCYFALCON
      @FANCYFALCON 3 роки тому +3

      @@joey677 oh oh I think something's wrong here

  • @SunnySplosion
    @SunnySplosion 3 роки тому +7275

    rewatching and noticed the cousins and friends cookies:
    "A great pleasure in life is doing what others say you cant"
    "A visitor shall delight you"

    • @bc8010
      @bc8010 3 роки тому +757

      They just sound like normal "fortunes" so you don't really think about it your first time watching it

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 3 роки тому +85

      hollup

    • @DelerothVT
      @DelerothVT 3 роки тому +45

      Yo wtf

    • @stellamilnes9147
      @stellamilnes9147 3 роки тому +7

      😳

    • @OtherDalfite
      @OtherDalfite 3 роки тому +209

      The way they look at each other when they read the fortunes is really a cool add

  • @SageOfSixSplats
    @SageOfSixSplats 8 місяців тому +3

    The rollercoaster of emotion this gave me is insane haha. I went from “this is sort of joyfully stupid” to “oh……this is actually dark” to absolutely cracking up laughing at the end. 10/10

  • @willcamick
    @willcamick 3 роки тому +2408

    Matt fucking sold this with his acting. Any time Matt and Ryan do Skits it makes everything else they do pale in comparison. Mat and Ryan are insanely good actors and I really hope they choose to do something awesome with that. Id love to see longer skits and maybe even a short film one day. Fuck who knows maybe a full movie.

    • @shotguntornado
      @shotguntornado 3 роки тому +104

      Did someone say SuperMega Saves The Troops film adaptation??

    • @SourFoo
      @SourFoo 3 роки тому +41

      They're good skit actors, a movie might take too much out of them imo

    • @enjohVEVO
      @enjohVEVO 3 роки тому +22

      @@SourFoo I personally think with a good team around them the boys could make an incredible movie. Would be a lot of work but with the talent and progress they’ve showed so far I wouldn’t put it past them.

    • @kei.13
      @kei.13 3 роки тому +61

      Matt has a scene in the HBO show Vice Principals. He plays a pedophile so it's not really acting for him but still impressive.

    • @tysonwins7027
      @tysonwins7027 3 роки тому +1

      Or maybe even a movie stationed in real life New York City!!!

  • @ColinFilm
    @ColinFilm 3 роки тому +944

    Ryan's "... And?" gave me chills.
    Excellent sketch, acting, directing, editing - everyone's firing on all cylinders here!

    • @OtherDalfite
      @OtherDalfite 3 роки тому +9

      The momentary silence and the look definitely put the fear into you

    • @FANCYFALCON
      @FANCYFALCON 3 роки тому +3

      What sketch, acting, directing, editing

  • @mysticat
    @mysticat 3 роки тому +8499

    Why are they actually insane actors??

    • @Nostalgia_Addict
      @Nostalgia_Addict 3 роки тому +51

      Insane actors?

    • @valterestevao1182
      @valterestevao1182 3 роки тому +309

      @@Nostalgia_Addict yeah, do you really think any of them are sane?

    • @NoxxPie
      @NoxxPie 3 роки тому +16

      They’re not, this was not that great

    • @bryn1063
      @bryn1063 3 роки тому +81

      @@NoxxPie You're a horrible liar.

    • @kimorayn1733
      @kimorayn1733 3 роки тому +24

      That's not nice. I think they are of sound mind, sir.

  • @ultimablue9778
    @ultimablue9778 Місяць тому +4

    I love how nefarious everything is after you know the context. Hunter is almost gentle in his approach, nodding and listening and talking sweetly, the other guy acting like he can barely put up with the facade anymore. Absolutely horrifying

  • @mikeblxde4735
    @mikeblxde4735 2 роки тому +2736

    I hate how he grabs the poop in the toilet along with the fortune cookie so much

    • @sleepydragon3767
      @sleepydragon3767 9 місяців тому +95

      I thought I was imagining things, but then noticed the poop lol

    • @officialwyattthesans12345
      @officialwyattthesans12345 9 місяців тому +104

      ... So ... He literally ... Grabbed a shitty fortune.

    • @Shribble
      @Shribble 9 місяців тому +29

      its been two years and its still making me cringe

    • @What-go8ng
      @What-go8ng 8 місяців тому +12

      thats my favorite part

  • @Clairembify
    @Clairembify 3 роки тому +212

    2:05 Nice cameo by Matt’s covid, it’s little touches like that that truly make a difference.

  • @suppidish
    @suppidish 3 роки тому +359

    i see them sitting at a table with the fancy camera and i immediately know something awful is about to happen.

    • @DJGamingSmash
      @DJGamingSmash 3 роки тому +4

      I joked with saying to myself how much it looked like the culmination to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre that Resident Evil 7 referenced with the "family dinner" sequences, oh if only I knew.

    • @marchmacabre
      @marchmacabre 3 роки тому +1

      @@DJGamingSmash when you come over to a white persons house

  • @solidsnake1134
    @solidsnake1134 Рік тому +401

    This isn't even scripted this is just what it's like at the plex

  • @TubeDoods
    @TubeDoods 3 роки тому +740

    The line "What's it say champ?" made this a cinematic experience unlike any other

    • @oak4359
      @oak4359 2 роки тому +12

      🥠

    • @sonyblank1487
      @sonyblank1487 Рік тому +9

      That "champ" was dripping in candied malice.

  • @beckettofficial
    @beckettofficial 3 роки тому +1034

    matt grabbing the poop was one of the most subtle and hilarious bits i have ever seen in my entire fucking life

  • @garybacongrease
    @garybacongrease 3 роки тому +4989

    Ryan’s character blew me away. His speech is so unsympathetic and his expressions are so genuinely uncaring towards Matt’s character so you immediately believe that he would be that cruel. Very impressive.

    • @crazymrdog
      @crazymrdog 3 роки тому +304

      that's just Ryan normally

    • @marcpittman9455
      @marcpittman9455 3 роки тому +3

      Agreed

    • @TorinCooperBennun
      @TorinCooperBennun 3 роки тому +15

      This is already a recurring bit lmao

    • @garybacongrease
      @garybacongrease 3 роки тому +50

      @@TorinCooperBennun That’s true, but usually you can tell he’s joking. In this it seems much more serious.

    • @occamsaturn
      @occamsaturn 3 роки тому +12

      his fucking exasperated throat clear when matt says he's going to the bathroom

  • @ArmaniGaming7
    @ArmaniGaming7 Рік тому +13

    The cookies foreshadowing it makes it even worse.
    “Certain pleasures people say are wrong.”
    “A visitor will please you.”
    The bbq sauce commercial ending was amazing. 😂😂
    I said the first quote wrong but it’s basically the same.

  • @destini3554
    @destini3554 3 роки тому +200

    the expressions they make really convey anxiety. so damn good.

  • @pugman9672
    @pugman9672 3 роки тому +3983

    I like how it seem to imply that choosing Chinese food is what causes this dark timeline for Matt and that everything would have been normal if they just got BBQ

    • @Electroid5
      @Electroid5 3 роки тому +136

      Result would’ve been the same even if they did get Cousin Buck’s BBQ. Remember, the cousin was in on it.

    • @pugman9672
      @pugman9672 3 роки тому +112

      @@Electroid5 would it be the same? Cuz the cookies seem to help Matt to a degree and by telling him he should have had BBQ then I guess he would have been safe some how

    • @pugman9672
      @pugman9672 3 роки тому +61

      Maybe they still would have tried to force themselves on it but some how ordering BBQ would have created a slightly different situation or environment in which Matt could have escaped faster or done something to defend himself

    • @Electroid5
      @Electroid5 3 роки тому +31

      @@pugman9672 I was just making a pun about cousin buck and the fortune saying that the cousin was in on it. But if you want to be serious about it, getting bbq would mean Matt wouldn’t get the warnings and he would’ve been molested regardless.

    • @pugman9672
      @pugman9672 3 роки тому +35

      @@Electroid5 lol I’m getting way to invested in this lol what can I saw I don’t want my boi Matt to get pretend molested lol

  • @Cairotheclown
    @Cairotheclown 3 роки тому +1372

    Even though Matt is like 6 foot 2 or something, he can perfectly encapsulate a helpless little boy

    • @Muddybat
      @Muddybat Рік тому +18

      This comment was like 100 years ago but height doesn’t necessarily mean intimidating especially since a 5,10 guy with 50lbs on you is gonna crush you

    • @UselessGarbageMan
      @UselessGarbageMan Рік тому

      I bet you say 6 foot to girls bro@@Muddybat

    • @Muddybat
      @Muddybat Рік тому

      @@UselessGarbageMan Im proud of myself being 5,11.

    • @lulubugs2752
      @lulubugs2752 Рік тому +1

      Its the clothes and hat

    • @Muddybat
      @Muddybat 8 місяців тому

      ​@@neinDEnein No, you must be mistaken; he implied that guys who are 6,2 are bigger/scarier.

  • @shadybadger7896
    @shadybadger7896 9 місяців тому +82

    "Maybe we crack open that captain Phillips box and-
    -No,"

  • @cartoonleeches4820
    @cartoonleeches4820 3 роки тому +599

    The first 2 sound so normal. Then you watch it the second time and realize what they mean.

    • @diomano.3341
      @diomano.3341 9 місяців тому +17

      The first 2 fortunes sound normal??????

    • @Moncherelouis
      @Moncherelouis 9 місяців тому +15

      @@diomano.3341the first two as in what the others get haha

    • @diomano.3341
      @diomano.3341 9 місяців тому +5

      @@Moncherelouis OHHHHHHHHHHHH.

    • @Brandon-ml2zw
      @Brandon-ml2zw 9 місяців тому +5

      Lmfao this comment thread is the icing on the cake 😂

    • @mochisun9190
      @mochisun9190 8 місяців тому +1

      fr they sound so awful rewatching

  • @edo9472
    @edo9472 3 роки тому +172

    "what's it say champ" is both hilarious and terrifying

  • @Punkini
    @Punkini 2 роки тому +769

    I still cant get over how unironically great matts acting is here. The nervous (but still trying to act confident) vibe is perfect.

  • @benndicksia7870
    @benndicksia7870 6 місяців тому +7

    The first cookie "a great pleasure in life is doing others who say you can't" 😂😂😂😂😂 lol

  • @TheTalentlessWriter
    @TheTalentlessWriter 3 роки тому +2219

    Rhett and Link could never

    • @disrike2909
      @disrike2909 3 роки тому +25

      no shit

    • @sinyst42
      @sinyst42 3 роки тому +40

      Rhett and Link would probably try that BBQ joint on GMM tbh

    • @POIPLdaclownJr.
      @POIPLdaclownJr. 3 роки тому +3

      @Catherine piao piao

    • @StayMadNobodycares
      @StayMadNobodycares 3 роки тому +20

      Rhett and Link sold their damn souls and are 10x more cringe than ever which is enough to kill an adult bull elephant.

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 3 роки тому +4

      u mean would* never lol. They wouldn't go this route. Not that this was a bad route, this was fkng hysterical.

  • @abominable9078
    @abominable9078 3 роки тому +95

    Live action Supermega is either genuinely hilarious or completely mortifying, no in-between

  • @carlavlund5841
    @carlavlund5841 3 роки тому +1939

    I can't help but notice how obviously uncomfortable Matt's character feels here. He copes by making sure to fill out the silence in the room, but watch how he reacts as Ryan's character snaps his fingers at him. The way he flinches shows the deep-seated fear within him.

    • @theverminator4219
      @theverminator4219 3 роки тому +110

      Yeah man he should’ve just ordered barbecue

    • @QwilSchirmer
      @QwilSchirmer 3 роки тому +17

      Hey I didn't notice that at first, lots of cool details in this 4 minute sketch

  • @Hal0_The_Synth
    @Hal0_The_Synth 2 місяці тому +3

    "What's it say champ?" Papa meat has the creepy uncle vibe down to a T

  • @Maddie-wt6ih
    @Maddie-wt6ih 3 роки тому +255

    I just realized even Ryan and Hunters fortune cookies were subtle hints to the molestation, absolute masterpiece!

    • @theconsciousobserver6829
      @theconsciousobserver6829 3 роки тому +1

      Molestation is the same as rape right?

    • @Maddie-wt6ih
      @Maddie-wt6ih 3 роки тому +6

      @@theconsciousobserver6829 Kinda, molestation is any unconsentual sexual advance, rape is specifically forced unconsentual penetration/sex. But in the case of this video im sure matt being molested implies he also got raped. (You can also look at it like this, all rape is molestation but not all molestation is rape)

  • @tefutefu1007
    @tefutefu1007 3 роки тому +61

    Matt’s acting is so good. And the shit in the toilet was a nice touch lmfao

  • @Ricky-ib5os
    @Ricky-ib5os 3 роки тому +539

    The air of uncomfortability in this video is terrifying. Even before he opened the cookies.

  • @goss_ip
    @goss_ip 2 місяці тому +3

    The most unhinged part of this was the fact the toilet paper was turned the wrong way

  • @charlesbarkson
    @charlesbarkson 3 роки тому +344

    Meatcanyon over for din din, what could possibly go wrong.

  • @BearsAudioEmporium
    @BearsAudioEmporium 3 роки тому +155

    This is so unsettling and well done. Hats off to you, seriously. I felt like I wanted to puke.
    "A great pleasure is doing what others say you can't."
    HM, I WONDER WHAT THAT ENTAILS.

  • @jokeronline702
    @jokeronline702 3 роки тому +65

    Ryan with a goatee is the scariest thing in this whole sketch

  • @srgt.sergeant4889
    @srgt.sergeant4889 2 місяці тому +4

    This was so disturbing. Hunter really knows how to sell the horror genre and make it funny and entertaining

  • @meatydonut6477
    @meatydonut6477 3 роки тому +151

    Matt being so awkward and trying to throw jokes out there is relatable af

  • @LightOSolid
    @LightOSolid 3 роки тому +144

    This sketch is just beyond others I've seen. The acting, set up, and everything else is just perfect.

    • @sam-ko1dt
      @sam-ko1dt 3 роки тому

      And their fortune cookies predicted what they were planning

  • @LiteBlueJay
    @LiteBlueJay 3 роки тому +269

    That look and that "champ" after reading that fortune brought out a primal fear in me. Fuck this was really good and I hated the tension in every moment. Bravo.

  • @darcywynja8077
    @darcywynja8077 Рік тому +6

    i like how ryans and meats cookies both imply their intentions as well. and they def both know it

    • @_lil_lil
      @_lil_lil Рік тому

      That's why the second watch is better than the first if you didn't notice the first time.

  • @Bununuchan
    @Bununuchan 3 роки тому +214

    1:17 The fucking expression Matt makes then us being shown that terrifying fortune. I knew this was gonna be a horror skit but damn that actually made me hold my breath. Well done.

  • @inputzz3215
    @inputzz3215 3 роки тому +226

    This deserves an Academy reward

    • @FunkyGhostHD
      @FunkyGhostHD 3 роки тому +11

      From the Academy of dees nuts more like

  • @StoneWeevil
    @StoneWeevil 3 роки тому +177

    Going back and listening to Ryan and MeatCanyon's fortunes _with_ the context made it so much better

  • @rizkyagung997
    @rizkyagung997 2 місяці тому +11

    The blue shirt guy looks like he can control fire

    • @MaryBeth94
      @MaryBeth94 17 днів тому

      Hunter, AKA MeatCanyon, AKA Papa Meat.

    • @canadianzs
      @canadianzs День тому

      why do u keep saying this

  • @charleswinters9567
    @charleswinters9567 3 роки тому +209

    Matt is so good at acting nervous. Ryan acting like a psychopathic killer is just him playing himself

  • @blackkilo2417
    @blackkilo2417 3 роки тому +66

    Felt like a super bowl ad that just barely didn't make it in. This brightened my morning, thank you, boys

  • @jasontodd8811
    @jasontodd8811 3 роки тому +64

    3:15 Did Matt accidentally grab a turd there or am I blind

  • @ngv9
    @ngv9 2 місяці тому +3

    “Soon, you will be able to control fire”

  • @MisterSaturn
    @MisterSaturn 3 роки тому +38

    really honored to have been the Prop Shit provider for this video! it looks even better on camera.

    • @opaiescents
      @opaiescents 3 роки тому +4

      how was it made? it looks really great.

  • @lancecoffman3941
    @lancecoffman3941 3 роки тому +98

    “Good things come to those who wait” paired with this punch line is gold

  • @maks6872
    @maks6872 3 роки тому +41

    Incredible how crispy the fortune cookie was after soaking in the toilet! Ominous and high quality

  • @MrGreyGames
    @MrGreyGames 9 місяців тому +7

    The Polished, Gel look on Hunter is so scary.

  • @goochdaddy98
    @goochdaddy98 3 роки тому +314

    Man, I know the guys have been trying to keep the kid happy after the divorce, but these tense family dinners are starting to wear on me.

  • @zanderwight872
    @zanderwight872 3 роки тому +298

    I love how Ryan and Hunter’s fortunes are also true.

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 3 роки тому +3280

    food looked delicous guys! looking forward to joining next week

    • @breab6930
      @breab6930 3 роки тому +3

      a

    • @Incognant0x0
      @Incognant0x0 3 роки тому +7

      What do you mean by that 🤨

    • @-TUPY
      @-TUPY 3 роки тому

      Yoo Guys I’m emo singer how is my song ua-cam.com/video/NcecKa0kn9M/v-deo.html ? 🤔 underrated???

    • @gefehede7783
      @gefehede7783 3 роки тому +2

      Joining for a good ana- I mean fortune cookie....

    • @TrevPlaysPoorly
      @TrevPlaysPoorly 3 роки тому

      Bruh

  • @Orquiz92
    @Orquiz92 Рік тому +6

    It’s always the uncle that calls you “champ”

  • @Miguel-fu7ft
    @Miguel-fu7ft 3 роки тому +720

    Ryan and MeatCanyon’s simple expressionless yet uncaring attitude towards Matt completely sold me. Like, this legit made me feel like I was watching the middle of a thriller. Ryan breaking down how “…this was gonna go a lot more smoothly” was perfect and MeatCanyon telling him “Good things come…” gave me chills connecting it to the Fortune Cookie. Bravo!

    • @LEN2000
      @LEN2000 Рік тому

      Whut?? MeatCanyon really????

    • @octavecrush
      @octavecrush Рік тому

      Thats not meatcanyon

    • @HarpoonTheWhaler
      @HarpoonTheWhaler 11 місяців тому

      ​@@octavecrush yes thats hunter Hancock A.K.A. Meat Canyon

    • @HarpoonTheWhaler
      @HarpoonTheWhaler 11 місяців тому +3

      ​​@@LEN2000ignore that guy that really is meatcanyon. He's literally talked about it on his channel

  • @Kitty-wi3kw
    @Kitty-wi3kw 3 роки тому +100

    Ryan got the Heisenberg just because Matt loves breaking bad so much 🥺

  • @charlesapeescapemanson7202
    @charlesapeescapemanson7202 3 роки тому +82

    When Matt looks a Ryan after reading the second fortune cookie gets me every time

    • @Rubenlostit
      @Rubenlostit 2 роки тому +4

      For real its such an impressive sequence from Matts absolutely terrified look immediately to Ryan’s cold, uncaring, almost pissed that this is part of the plan look. One of the better UA-cam skits I’ve seen in a bit, and this was six months ago.

    • @oak4359
      @oak4359 2 роки тому

      🥠

  • @lambdaweaponscache5394
    @lambdaweaponscache5394 2 місяці тому +3

    “Your honor im stuffed” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lhbally
    @lhbally 3 роки тому +79

    This is a fucking masterpiece. Matt's delivery is so good.

  • @cameron.o
    @cameron.o 3 роки тому +35

    Been watching you guys for years, what a tone shift. You guys seriously have so much talent and I’m thoroughly impressed. Good for you guys I hope to see similar content in the future!

  • @bubblezcavanagh
    @bubblezcavanagh 3 роки тому +39

    The "I'm just goofin around" bit is the best part of this

  • @joeoak7090
    @joeoak7090 8 місяців тому +7

    Hahahaha meat canyon whats it say champ hahahaha his face was priceless

    • @BoinkrNanis
      @BoinkrNanis 8 місяців тому

      It's the best! I laughed while terrified

  • @matthewrempel6646
    @matthewrempel6646 3 роки тому +24

    Holy fuck, this like actually belongs in a short film festival or something. Every part of this is incredible.

  • @ValtDewller
    @ValtDewller 3 роки тому +30

    This isn't even a skit, this is just what happens

  • @mesadrums375
    @mesadrums375 3 роки тому +37

    I couldn’t stop laughing when he went to grab the fortune cookie from the toilet and got a little bit of shit in his hand at first. It’s the little things that count.