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  • @MeatCanyon
    @MeatCanyon 3 роки тому +33263

    I ate way to much Chinese food

  • @itsmoonlitbro
    @itsmoonlitbro 6 місяців тому +883

    "A great pleasure in life is doing what other say you can't" Ohh boy the foreshadowing💀💀

    • @zerillisguren7720
      @zerillisguren7720 6 місяців тому +5

      twomad?

    • @teamvolkihar145
      @teamvolkihar145 18 днів тому +4

      And the next one! “Soon, a visitor shall delight you” it didn’t say the visitor would be delighted

  • @MissBossy
    @MissBossy Рік тому +3769

    "You okay in there baby?
    We miss you out there."

    • @megurineziam5900
      @megurineziam5900 7 місяців тому +46

      Literal chills on my neck

    • @thiniceking12
      @thiniceking12 7 місяців тому +24

      Should’ve ordered BBQ!

    • @Dr._Ghost
      @Dr._Ghost 7 місяців тому +37

      it's SO uncomfortable, they all acted this too well

    • @SanctuaryOfLove
      @SanctuaryOfLove 6 місяців тому +4

      This is such a smiling friends mr boss sentence 💀

    • @KurtRinly-fn5yt
      @KurtRinly-fn5yt 2 місяці тому +2

      Meatcanyon?

  • @splooge4cash
    @splooge4cash 3 роки тому +8084

    "You okay in there baby, or..."
    A simple, yet terrifying sentence.

  • @CB-qg3yh
    @CB-qg3yh 3 роки тому +4539

    You can always tell when Tucker is involved

    • @DeathDestroyer90
      @DeathDestroyer90 3 роки тому +49

      Yea I started dying the supermega boys and that random fat but handsome guy started screaming their pain of agony as tucker put them in a bloody eagle. Classic tucker!

    • @thesadbot
      @thesadbot 3 роки тому +4

      @The Stranger why tf are you everywhere?

    • @Fanchus
      @Fanchus 3 роки тому +37

      @The Stranger Don't click this guy's link

    • @thesadbot
      @thesadbot 3 роки тому +2

      @@Fanchus im assuming you clicked an ip tracker. 😂

    • @jaykstah
      @jaykstah 3 роки тому +13

      @@thesadbot hes just spamming links to try and get views lmao

  • @r.fletch0016
    @r.fletch0016 11 місяців тому +1960

    "A great pleasure in life is doing what others say you cant" then the knowing look holy shit

    • @kordlesskure
      @kordlesskure 5 місяців тому +67

      I didn't notice that the first time I saw this! The second one is similar: "Soon...a visitor shall delight you." and then slowly looking up at him

    • @AnnoyingNewsletters
      @AnnoyingNewsletters 5 місяців тому +5

      And yet no one said, _in bed,_ afterwards?

    • @dieterdietert7232
      @dieterdietert7232 4 місяці тому

      @@AnnoyingNewsletters Its not about doing things you CANT in bed. Its about molesting a minor family member. You just CANT do that. Regardless of IN BED or not. Lmfao.

  • @unprofessionalvideos
    @unprofessionalvideos 3 роки тому +7140

    "Your honor, I'm stuffed" is what I'll be saying after every meal from now on.

    • @gojilla3820
      @gojilla3820 3 роки тому +55

      might not be a good idea, if you don't plan on being molested by your family

    • @tomw3863
      @tomw3863 2 роки тому +74

      Plz don't

    • @oak4359
      @oak4359 2 роки тому +20

      🥠

    • @excitedcat9517
      @excitedcat9517 Рік тому +14

      @@oak4359
      “what’s it say?!”
      👊👊
      “WHAT’S IT SAY?!”
      👊👊

    • @Crackstepdead
      @Crackstepdead Рік тому +8

      @@excitedcat9517 “you okay in there baby?”

  • @Raxerm
    @Raxerm 3 роки тому +15973

    Matt's _'it's not awkward if I keep talking'_ acting is masterful.

    • @bball8994
      @bball8994 3 роки тому +294

      “acting”

    • @somecitrus7561
      @somecitrus7561 2 роки тому +83

      Reminds me of 10 Cloverfield Lane

    • @RoachCatJr
      @RoachCatJr 2 роки тому +8

      @@somecitrus7561 me too

    • @jonathanlarsen7320
      @jonathanlarsen7320 2 роки тому +86

      @@bball8994 fr, it feels so natural u can barely tell it’s acting

    • @Sadpanda82
      @Sadpanda82 2 роки тому +24

      He's a good actor for sure

  • @amanonyoutube9591
    @amanonyoutube9591 7 місяців тому +405

    The third cookie wasnt trying to help him, it just told him his fortune

  • @Wolfstar26
    @Wolfstar26 3 роки тому +8405

    why was ryan genuinely terrifying in this. he really wears that dead eyed stare well.

    • @marcpittman9455
      @marcpittman9455 3 роки тому +199

      ACTUALLY intimidating lol

    • @OtherDalfite
      @OtherDalfite 3 роки тому +313

      Legit he was the scariest of them all. Silent, blank, and uncaring, almost pissed off stare.

    • @Slappy_McNasty_9090
      @Slappy_McNasty_9090 3 роки тому +210

      Not sure he knew the cameras were rolling, that's what Matt and Ryans relationship looks like IRL

    • @tastypotato9272
      @tastypotato9272 3 роки тому +63

      It's so weird to see both Ryan and Matt play both goofy or threatening characters equally well

    • @TophinatorStreams
      @TophinatorStreams 3 роки тому +11

      They cooked again and wanted Ryan to taste test more roach sushi! I'd jump like that too...

  • @SunnySplosion
    @SunnySplosion 3 роки тому +7249

    rewatching and noticed the cousins and friends cookies:
    "A great pleasure in life is doing what others say you cant"
    "A visitor shall delight you"

    • @bc8010
      @bc8010 3 роки тому +752

      They just sound like normal "fortunes" so you don't really think about it your first time watching it

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 3 роки тому +83

      hollup

    • @DelerothVT
      @DelerothVT 3 роки тому +43

      Yo wtf

    • @stellamilnes9147
      @stellamilnes9147 3 роки тому +7

      😳

    • @OtherDalfite
      @OtherDalfite 3 роки тому +208

      The way they look at each other when they read the fortunes is really a cool add

  • @whytfnot4669
    @whytfnot4669 Рік тому +1465

    “What’s it say champ” 💀😭😭😭

    • @coozieray
      @coozieray 2 місяці тому +10

      The delivery was perfect 😂

  • @mysticat
    @mysticat 3 роки тому +8456

    Why are they actually insane actors??

    • @Nostalgia_Addict
      @Nostalgia_Addict 3 роки тому +51

      Insane actors?

    • @valterestevao1182
      @valterestevao1182 3 роки тому +306

      @@Nostalgia_Addict yeah, do you really think any of them are sane?

    • @NoxxPie
      @NoxxPie 3 роки тому +15

      They’re not, this was not that great

    • @bryn1063
      @bryn1063 3 роки тому +81

      @@NoxxPie You're a horrible liar.

    • @kimorayn1733
      @kimorayn1733 3 роки тому +23

      That's not nice. I think they are of sound mind, sir.

  • @auberry612
    @auberry612 3 роки тому +3242

    to think MeatCanyon’s “What’s it say buddy?” stare could be so intimidating

    • @RealisticHum4n
      @RealisticHum4n 3 роки тому +197

      what's it say champ?

    • @calebblack1420
      @calebblack1420 3 роки тому +71

      You know he was in character thinking very sexual things about Mathew

    • @ARandomNerd88
      @ARandomNerd88 3 роки тому +12

      That was the look of a madman seeking tight boypussy. With no regrets.

    • @gregstinkston7634
      @gregstinkston7634 3 роки тому +42

      You can see the carnal desire deep in his deceitful eyes.

    • @Marcelis
      @Marcelis 8 місяців тому +13

      @@gregstinkston7634the stare SENT me😂😂😂

  • @MannyNamiro
    @MannyNamiro 8 місяців тому +445

    Wow, I only just noticed that Hunter is wearing two button-up shirts.

  • @zarkflappysheep
    @zarkflappysheep 3 роки тому +7539

    The acting and awkwardness of the first scene is stellar holy crap

  • @Jeepvdh
    @Jeepvdh 3 роки тому +6950

    why is he so good in pretending to be the most awkward person at a dinner party

    • @notliterallyme
      @notliterallyme 3 роки тому +365

      he’s probably had lots of practice

    • @Le_dank_memez
      @Le_dank_memez 3 роки тому +261

      Pretending?

    • @neonx6202
      @neonx6202 3 роки тому +27

      That’s Mathew Hobbes Watson of course he’s “acting”

    • @sarahpage4587
      @sarahpage4587 3 роки тому +12

      idk if he’s pretending anymore

    • @kurtisjanwich2642
      @kurtisjanwich2642 3 роки тому +46

      “You’re Honor, I’m Full.” Don’t pretend that’s never been said at the dinner table 😂

  • @darcydemars69
    @darcydemars69 10 місяців тому +95

    The tension gave me anxiety, lol. What an amazing short.

  • @Shyner_24
    @Shyner_24 3 роки тому +11099

    I am uncomfortable with the energy we've created in the studio today.

  • @clydefr0g
    @clydefr0g 3 роки тому +2872

    This is a premise to an actual horror movie

    • @jacobmartin9113
      @jacobmartin9113 3 роки тому +52

      I don't know what horror movies you watch but usually nobody finds out about molestation in it until it's over

    • @vlackrock
      @vlackrock 3 роки тому +82

      @@jacobmartin9113 Split (2016)

    • @Masonia_
      @Masonia_ 3 роки тому +5

      @@vlackrock great movie

    • @RoachCatJr
      @RoachCatJr 3 роки тому +27

      the beginning (minus the molestation) is just 10 cloverfield lane

    • @thrownstair
      @thrownstair 3 роки тому +14

      This got cut from Resident Evil 7.

  • @thatjakeythere
    @thatjakeythere 17 днів тому +32

    That one guy looks like he could control fire.

  • @jeggy_
    @jeggy_ 3 роки тому +2920

    The sketches always go hard. Directing, acting, comedy, pure goodness

  • @KantFromEC
    @KantFromEC 3 роки тому +5855

    Everything about this, the silence, the closeups of the face, the tension, the lighting. This is more intense then any blumhouse horror film.

    • @SlasnerSb
      @SlasnerSb Рік тому +22

      a relatively unsurprising byproduct of making a film about getting molested by your family.

    • @maki9972
      @maki9972 Рік тому +7

      Don’t be speaking on Blumehouse now they do have some good films. And if you’ve never made a movie maybe you shouldn’t downplay others work

    • @sergiomeraz9874
      @sergiomeraz9874 Рік тому +2

      😐

    • @Tubefucka
      @Tubefucka Рік тому

      @@maki9972shut up. There Are plenty of crappy movies and i dont have to be a moviedirector to say these Films are crap

    • @AnthonyBlamthony
      @AnthonyBlamthony Рік тому +8

      @@maki9972 That’s the same thing as saying “If you’ve never made a AAA title game before , you can’t say if it’s good or not.” I’ve never understood this logic because it’s so broken, please stop using it this isn’t Twitter.

  • @solidsnake1134
    @solidsnake1134 Рік тому +385

    This isn't even scripted this is just what it's like at the plex

  • @MrDadulence
    @MrDadulence 3 роки тому +8312

    i love the detail of him picking up and then immediately tossing back a turd next to the fortune cookie these guys are geniuses

    • @FeeshCTRL
      @FeeshCTRL 3 роки тому +513

      Don't forget the detail when he pulled the cookie out of the water and it was completely dry lol

    • @Feetfetishman
      @Feetfetishman 2 роки тому +27

      i just noticed this too.

    • @oak4359
      @oak4359 2 роки тому +11

      🥠

    • @JoeSchmoer
      @JoeSchmoer Рік тому +17

      Yeah that's def the part that makes them geniuses

    • @tomsdottir
      @tomsdottir Рік тому +3

      Oh Jesus I was hoping I had imagined that bit

  • @CreamCrew
    @CreamCrew 3 роки тому +3002

    How dare you paint Hunter in this light. You WILL be hearing from our lawyer (the same guy who got OJ off so yeah, you should be scared).

  • @Just_quinn23
    @Just_quinn23 5 місяців тому +16

    “A visitor shall delight you” bruh I’m not leaving home ever again after this 😂😂

  • @grantgerman182
    @grantgerman182 3 роки тому +778

    The dialogue is perfect.
    "You doin' okay in there, Baby? We miss you out there."

  • @garybacongrease
    @garybacongrease 3 роки тому +4981

    Ryan’s character blew me away. His speech is so unsympathetic and his expressions are so genuinely uncaring towards Matt’s character so you immediately believe that he would be that cruel. Very impressive.

    • @crazymrdog
      @crazymrdog 3 роки тому +306

      that's just Ryan normally

    • @marcpittman9455
      @marcpittman9455 3 роки тому +3

      Agreed

    • @TorinCooperBennun
      @TorinCooperBennun 3 роки тому +15

      This is already a recurring bit lmao

    • @garybacongrease
      @garybacongrease 3 роки тому +50

      @@TorinCooperBennun That’s true, but usually you can tell he’s joking. In this it seems much more serious.

    • @occamsaturn
      @occamsaturn 3 роки тому +12

      his fucking exasperated throat clear when matt says he's going to the bathroom

  • @Brucifer2
    @Brucifer2 Рік тому +268

    Ive watched this video so many times and i still cant tell what Hunter yells when he busts open the door.

    • @SamFlador
      @SamFlador 8 місяців тому +14

      I thought it was "banzaiii"

    • @brandonc8504
      @brandonc8504 8 місяців тому +52

      He says roll tide

    • @CALKULTIK
      @CALKULTIK 8 місяців тому +51

      I thought it was “love time”

    • @dudewhy6953
      @dudewhy6953 7 місяців тому +17

      @@CALKULTIKI’m almost certain that’s what it is and that’s just wild 💀

    • @JustinJurazick
      @JustinJurazick 7 місяців тому +26

      Roll Tide is an Alabama/Incest joke

  • @UnscaryGhosts
    @UnscaryGhosts 3 роки тому +496

    I got actual anxiety when Matt entered the bathroom and didn't visibly lock the door

  • @willcamick
    @willcamick 3 роки тому +2386

    Matt fucking sold this with his acting. Any time Matt and Ryan do Skits it makes everything else they do pale in comparison. Mat and Ryan are insanely good actors and I really hope they choose to do something awesome with that. Id love to see longer skits and maybe even a short film one day. Fuck who knows maybe a full movie.

    • @shotguntornado
      @shotguntornado 3 роки тому +105

      Did someone say SuperMega Saves The Troops film adaptation??

    • @SourFoo
      @SourFoo 3 роки тому +39

      They're good skit actors, a movie might take too much out of them imo

    • @enjohVEVO
      @enjohVEVO 3 роки тому +22

      @@SourFoo I personally think with a good team around them the boys could make an incredible movie. Would be a lot of work but with the talent and progress they’ve showed so far I wouldn’t put it past them.

    • @kei.13
      @kei.13 3 роки тому +61

      Matt has a scene in the HBO show Vice Principals. He plays a pedophile so it's not really acting for him but still impressive.

    • @tysonwins7027
      @tysonwins7027 3 роки тому +1

      Or maybe even a movie stationed in real life New York City!!!

  • @kerrytking
    @kerrytking 7 місяців тому +4

    Wow. It’s so hard to find a video these days that REALLY subverts expectations and is well written. I’m very impressed. The subject matter is a little dark but this is fantastic . Very well done.

  • @bloopledoopdoop6200
    @bloopledoopdoop6200 3 роки тому +3417

    Dude, Ryan’s facial hair combined with Hunter’s shirt is just the icing on the cake.
    edit: holy mother of god I’m mortified

    • @gurtbag
      @gurtbag 3 роки тому +7

      I can't believe my eyes

    • @badollies
      @badollies 3 роки тому +5

      I NEED ME SOME COUSIN BUCKS BABY

    • @MarnėStorm-s2h
      @MarnėStorm-s2h 3 місяці тому

      .....How are you mortified? I don't think that word means what you think it means.

  • @EvilGoodGuy
    @EvilGoodGuy 3 роки тому +1104

    Looks like he's gonna find out real quick why they call him Meat Canyon.

  • @shadybadger7896
    @shadybadger7896 8 місяців тому +74

    "Maybe we crack open that captain Phillips box and-
    -No,"

  • @joobies_
    @joobies_ 3 роки тому +1928

    What a nice family dinner! I sure hope nothing goes wrong

    • @gurtbag
      @gurtbag 3 роки тому +24

      Surely no molestation! Haha!

  • @evansaccount3666
    @evansaccount3666 3 роки тому +613

    everyone’s acting in this one was fucking superb, but matt definitely stole the show

    • @joey677
      @joey677 3 роки тому +39

      What acting

    • @FANCYFALCON
      @FANCYFALCON 3 роки тому +3

      @@joey677 oh oh I think something's wrong here

  • @ultimablue9778
    @ultimablue9778 2 дні тому +1

    I love how nefarious everything is after you know the context. Hunter is almost gentle in his approach, nodding and listening and talking sweetly, the other guy acting like he can barely put up with the facade anymore. Absolutely horrifying

  • @ameliuhh
    @ameliuhh 3 роки тому +1550

    this and daddy’s boy are truly cinematic masterpieces in the horror genre
    how do these boys keep doing it!

    • @iamkrwyn
      @iamkrwyn 3 роки тому +26

      tucker prescott

    • @feIon
      @feIon 3 роки тому +5

      with video cameras

    • @BetterCallThall
      @BetterCallThall 3 роки тому +1

      through the sheer goodwill of their...no... *our* lord and savior and shining light of hope, j.c. himself.

    • @darren806
      @darren806 3 роки тому +2

      Just watched daddy's boy for the first time yesterday and now this banger today, feeling blessed rn

  • @pugman9672
    @pugman9672 3 роки тому +3962

    I like how it seem to imply that choosing Chinese food is what causes this dark timeline for Matt and that everything would have been normal if they just got BBQ

    • @Electroid5
      @Electroid5 3 роки тому +133

      Result would’ve been the same even if they did get Cousin Buck’s BBQ. Remember, the cousin was in on it.

    • @pugman9672
      @pugman9672 3 роки тому +108

      @@Electroid5 would it be the same? Cuz the cookies seem to help Matt to a degree and by telling him he should have had BBQ then I guess he would have been safe some how

    • @pugman9672
      @pugman9672 3 роки тому +59

      Maybe they still would have tried to force themselves on it but some how ordering BBQ would have created a slightly different situation or environment in which Matt could have escaped faster or done something to defend himself

    • @Electroid5
      @Electroid5 3 роки тому +31

      @@pugman9672 I was just making a pun about cousin buck and the fortune saying that the cousin was in on it. But if you want to be serious about it, getting bbq would mean Matt wouldn’t get the warnings and he would’ve been molested regardless.

    • @pugman9672
      @pugman9672 3 роки тому +35

      @@Electroid5 lol I’m getting way to invested in this lol what can I saw I don’t want my boi Matt to get pretend molested lol

  • @elite573
    @elite573 Місяць тому +48

    That big guy kinda looks like he could control fire.

    • @p0kiipanda
      @p0kiipanda Місяць тому +6

      He also gives off vibes of hating the concept of cuddling and pet names

    • @lildad559
      @lildad559 Місяць тому +3

      @@p0kiipanda and talking to people at gas stations

    • @MissAkashiya
      @MissAkashiya 29 днів тому +1

      @@lildad559 honestly, i dont think he likes raccoons either. it's jsut a hunch, though

    • @sujinahjina4238
      @sujinahjina4238 28 днів тому +1

      And I also hear that he hated settlers of Catan and raw pear

    • @avatarxs9377
      @avatarxs9377 25 днів тому

      and seems like he witnessed a grandpa murdering family dog when he was 7

  • @mikeblxde4735
    @mikeblxde4735 2 роки тому +2680

    I hate how he grabs the poop in the toilet along with the fortune cookie so much

    • @sleepydragon3767
      @sleepydragon3767 8 місяців тому +90

      I thought I was imagining things, but then noticed the poop lol

    • @officialwyattthesans12345
      @officialwyattthesans12345 7 місяців тому +101

      ... So ... He literally ... Grabbed a shitty fortune.

    • @Shribble
      @Shribble 7 місяців тому +27

      its been two years and its still making me cringe

    • @What-go8ng
      @What-go8ng 7 місяців тому +11

      thats my favorite part

    • @clownmoshpit2778
      @clownmoshpit2778 6 місяців тому +2

      @@Shribblelove how we’re all revisiting

  • @maks6872
    @maks6872 3 роки тому +253

    This legitimately had my heart racing. The shit filled toilet was a nice touch

  • @Stupidfunnelol2288
    @Stupidfunnelol2288 Рік тому +50

    Pretty sure Don wrote this skit

  • @ColinFilm
    @ColinFilm 3 роки тому +940

    Ryan's "... And?" gave me chills.
    Excellent sketch, acting, directing, editing - everyone's firing on all cylinders here!

    • @OtherDalfite
      @OtherDalfite 3 роки тому +9

      The momentary silence and the look definitely put the fear into you

    • @FANCYFALCON
      @FANCYFALCON 3 роки тому +3

      What sketch, acting, directing, editing

  • @So1oman23
    @So1oman23 3 роки тому +665

    That was fucking amazing and Matt is actually a good actor

    • @chumpokai
      @chumpokai 3 роки тому +4

      Apparently he tried his hand in acting in the past too.
      ua-cam.com/video/PjYpfwePHP4/v-deo.html

    • @bulletbunnyyy
      @bulletbunnyyy 3 роки тому +2

      yeah! he was actually an extra in a tv show, i can't seem to remember the name. ryan is also very good too!

    • @skeptical_princess0497
      @skeptical_princess0497 3 роки тому +4

      @@bulletbunnyyy Yeah he was an extra in Vice Principals. I watched that show and didn't notice until someone made a video

    • @oak4359
      @oak4359 2 роки тому

      🥠

  • @benndicksia7870
    @benndicksia7870 4 місяці тому +7

    The first cookie "a great pleasure in life is doing others who say you can't" 😂😂😂😂😂 lol

  • @TubeDoods
    @TubeDoods 3 роки тому +736

    The line "What's it say champ?" made this a cinematic experience unlike any other

    • @oak4359
      @oak4359 2 роки тому +12

      🥠

    • @sonyblank1487
      @sonyblank1487 Рік тому +9

      That "champ" was dripping in candied malice.

  • @carlavlund5841
    @carlavlund5841 3 роки тому +1935

    I can't help but notice how obviously uncomfortable Matt's character feels here. He copes by making sure to fill out the silence in the room, but watch how he reacts as Ryan's character snaps his fingers at him. The way he flinches shows the deep-seated fear within him.

    • @theverminator4219
      @theverminator4219 3 роки тому +110

      Yeah man he should’ve just ordered barbecue

    • @QwilSchirmer
      @QwilSchirmer 2 роки тому +17

      Hey I didn't notice that at first, lots of cool details in this 4 minute sketch

  • @ArmaniGaming7
    @ArmaniGaming7 Рік тому +12

    The cookies foreshadowing it makes it even worse.
    “Certain pleasures people say are wrong.”
    “A visitor will please you.”
    The bbq sauce commercial ending was amazing. 😂😂
    I said the first quote wrong but it’s basically the same.

  • @TheTalentlessWriter
    @TheTalentlessWriter 3 роки тому +2218

    Rhett and Link could never

    • @disrike2909
      @disrike2909 3 роки тому +25

      no shit

    • @sinyst42
      @sinyst42 3 роки тому +40

      Rhett and Link would probably try that BBQ joint on GMM tbh

    • @POIPLdaclownJr.
      @POIPLdaclownJr. 3 роки тому +3

      @Catherine piao piao

    • @StayMadNobodycares
      @StayMadNobodycares 3 роки тому +20

      Rhett and Link sold their damn souls and are 10x more cringe than ever which is enough to kill an adult bull elephant.

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 3 роки тому +4

      u mean would* never lol. They wouldn't go this route. Not that this was a bad route, this was fkng hysterical.

  • @suppidish
    @suppidish 3 роки тому +356

    i see them sitting at a table with the fancy camera and i immediately know something awful is about to happen.

    • @DJGamingSmash
      @DJGamingSmash 3 роки тому +4

      I joked with saying to myself how much it looked like the culmination to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre that Resident Evil 7 referenced with the "family dinner" sequences, oh if only I knew.

    • @marchmacabre
      @marchmacabre 3 роки тому +1

      @@DJGamingSmash when you come over to a white persons house

  • @SageOfSixSplats
    @SageOfSixSplats 7 місяців тому +2

    The rollercoaster of emotion this gave me is insane haha. I went from “this is sort of joyfully stupid” to “oh……this is actually dark” to absolutely cracking up laughing at the end. 10/10

  • @Clairembify
    @Clairembify 3 роки тому +212

    2:05 Nice cameo by Matt’s covid, it’s little touches like that that truly make a difference.

  • @Cairotheclown
    @Cairotheclown 3 роки тому +1371

    Even though Matt is like 6 foot 2 or something, he can perfectly encapsulate a helpless little boy

    • @Muddybat
      @Muddybat Рік тому +18

      This comment was like 100 years ago but height doesn’t necessarily mean intimidating especially since a 5,10 guy with 50lbs on you is gonna crush you

    • @UselessGarbageMan
      @UselessGarbageMan Рік тому

      I bet you say 6 foot to girls bro@@Muddybat

    • @Muddybat
      @Muddybat Рік тому

      @@UselessGarbageMan Im proud of myself being 5,11.

    • @lulubugs2752
      @lulubugs2752 Рік тому +1

      Its the clothes and hat

    • @Muddybat
      @Muddybat 7 місяців тому

      ​@@neinDEnein No, you must be mistaken; he implied that guys who are 6,2 are bigger/scarier.

  • @rizkyagung997
    @rizkyagung997 18 днів тому +4

    The blue shirt guy looks like he can control fire

  • @cartoonleeches4820
    @cartoonleeches4820 3 роки тому +596

    The first 2 sound so normal. Then you watch it the second time and realize what they mean.

    • @diomano.3341
      @diomano.3341 7 місяців тому +17

      The first 2 fortunes sound normal??????

    • @magdalena_dewinter
      @magdalena_dewinter 7 місяців тому +15

      @@diomano.3341the first two as in what the others get haha

    • @diomano.3341
      @diomano.3341 7 місяців тому +5

      @@magdalena_dewinter OHHHHHHHHHHHH.

    • @Brandon-ml2zw
      @Brandon-ml2zw 7 місяців тому +5

      Lmfao this comment thread is the icing on the cake 😂

    • @mochisun9190
      @mochisun9190 6 місяців тому +1

      fr they sound so awful rewatching

  • @destini3554
    @destini3554 3 роки тому +198

    the expressions they make really convey anxiety. so damn good.

  • @Dirty_Rogues
    @Dirty_Rogues 11 місяців тому +16

    Crazy how they were able to perfectly replicate what happened to me last last week

    • @Svevsky
      @Svevsky Місяць тому +1

      samesies

    • @H4m5terr
      @H4m5terr Місяць тому +1

      What the sigma🗣🗣

  • @beckettofficial
    @beckettofficial 3 роки тому +1031

    matt grabbing the poop was one of the most subtle and hilarious bits i have ever seen in my entire fucking life

  • @charlesbarkson
    @charlesbarkson 3 роки тому +343

    Meatcanyon over for din din, what could possibly go wrong.

  • @aegisblze
    @aegisblze Рік тому +15

    I really need Matt and Ryan to make a short film and submit it to like sundance or some shit, it would win a lot of awards. The tone and vibe is just so effective, it conveys so much in such small effective ways. This is a lot like The Strange Thing About the Johnsons by Ari Aster but the paranoia is so much more paramount becuase you're in an enclosed space.

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 3 роки тому +3282

    food looked delicous guys! looking forward to joining next week

    • @breab6930
      @breab6930 3 роки тому +3

      a

    • @Incognant0x0
      @Incognant0x0 3 роки тому +7

      What do you mean by that 🤨

    • @-TUPY
      @-TUPY 3 роки тому

      Yoo Guys I’m emo singer how is my song ua-cam.com/video/NcecKa0kn9M/v-deo.html ? 🤔 underrated???

    • @The-xp4xj
      @The-xp4xj 3 роки тому +24

      sorry, only funny people on

    • @gefehede7783
      @gefehede7783 3 роки тому +2

      Joining for a good ana- I mean fortune cookie....

  • @Punkini
    @Punkini 2 роки тому +768

    I still cant get over how unironically great matts acting is here. The nervous (but still trying to act confident) vibe is perfect.

  • @MrGreyGames
    @MrGreyGames 8 місяців тому +6

    The Polished, Gel look on Hunter is so scary.

  • @Ricky-ib5os
    @Ricky-ib5os 3 роки тому +539

    The air of uncomfortability in this video is terrifying. Even before he opened the cookies.

  • @edo9472
    @edo9472 3 роки тому +171

    "what's it say champ" is both hilarious and terrifying

  • @Orquiz92
    @Orquiz92 Рік тому +6

    It’s always the uncle that calls you “champ”

  • @abominable9078
    @abominable9078 3 роки тому +95

    Live action Supermega is either genuinely hilarious or completely mortifying, no in-between

  • @Maddie-wt6ih
    @Maddie-wt6ih 3 роки тому +255

    I just realized even Ryan and Hunters fortune cookies were subtle hints to the molestation, absolute masterpiece!

    • @theconsciousobserver6829
      @theconsciousobserver6829 3 роки тому +1

      Molestation is the same as rape right?

    • @Maddie-wt6ih
      @Maddie-wt6ih 3 роки тому +5

      @@theconsciousobserver6829 Kinda, molestation is any unconsentual sexual advance, rape is specifically forced unconsentual penetration/sex. But in the case of this video im sure matt being molested implies he also got raped. (You can also look at it like this, all rape is molestation but not all molestation is rape)

  • @darcywynja8077
    @darcywynja8077 Рік тому +5

    i like how ryans and meats cookies both imply their intentions as well. and they def both know it

    • @_lil_lil
      @_lil_lil 11 місяців тому

      That's why the second watch is better than the first if you didn't notice the first time.

  • @LightOSolid
    @LightOSolid 3 роки тому +142

    This sketch is just beyond others I've seen. The acting, set up, and everything else is just perfect.

    • @sam-ko1dt
      @sam-ko1dt 3 роки тому

      And their fortune cookies predicted what they were planning

  • @goochdaddy98
    @goochdaddy98 3 роки тому +313

    Man, I know the guys have been trying to keep the kid happy after the divorce, but these tense family dinners are starting to wear on me.

  • @gungulon2347
    @gungulon2347 Місяць тому +1

    Can't get over just how amazing these boys are at acting.

  • @LiteBlueJay
    @LiteBlueJay 3 роки тому +268

    That look and that "champ" after reading that fortune brought out a primal fear in me. Fuck this was really good and I hated the tension in every moment. Bravo.

  • @jokeronline702
    @jokeronline702 3 роки тому +65

    Ryan with a goatee is the scariest thing in this whole sketch

  • @guitarmaniac004
    @guitarmaniac004 Рік тому +73

    THEY EVEN HAD HIM HIDE IN THE TOILETS WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

  • @BearsAudioEmporium
    @BearsAudioEmporium 3 роки тому +154

    This is so unsettling and well done. Hats off to you, seriously. I felt like I wanted to puke.
    "A great pleasure is doing what others say you can't."
    HM, I WONDER WHAT THAT ENTAILS.

  • @inputzz3215
    @inputzz3215 3 роки тому +225

    This deserves an Academy reward

    • @FunkyGhostHD
      @FunkyGhostHD 3 роки тому +11

      From the Academy of dees nuts more like

  • @srgt.sergeant4889
    @srgt.sergeant4889 Місяць тому +2

    This was so disturbing. Hunter really knows how to sell the horror genre and make it funny and entertaining

  • @Miguel-fu7ft
    @Miguel-fu7ft 3 роки тому +719

    Ryan and MeatCanyon’s simple expressionless yet uncaring attitude towards Matt completely sold me. Like, this legit made me feel like I was watching the middle of a thriller. Ryan breaking down how “…this was gonna go a lot more smoothly” was perfect and MeatCanyon telling him “Good things come…” gave me chills connecting it to the Fortune Cookie. Bravo!

    • @LEN2000
      @LEN2000 Рік тому

      Whut?? MeatCanyon really????

    • @octavecrush
      @octavecrush 10 місяців тому

      Thats not meatcanyon

    • @HarpoonTheWhaler
      @HarpoonTheWhaler 10 місяців тому

      ​@@octavecrush yes thats hunter Hancock A.K.A. Meat Canyon

    • @HarpoonTheWhaler
      @HarpoonTheWhaler 10 місяців тому +3

      ​​@@LEN2000ignore that guy that really is meatcanyon. He's literally talked about it on his channel

  • @tefutefu1007
    @tefutefu1007 3 роки тому +60

    Matt’s acting is so good. And the shit in the toilet was a nice touch lmfao

  • @fullduck97
    @fullduck97 Рік тому +4

    I like how the fortune cookie still had a nice crunch after being soaked in the toilet

  • @StoneWeevil
    @StoneWeevil 3 роки тому +176

    Going back and listening to Ryan and MeatCanyon's fortunes _with_ the context made it so much better

  • @meatydonut6477
    @meatydonut6477 3 роки тому +150

    Matt being so awkward and trying to throw jokes out there is relatable af

  • @doefart
    @doefart Рік тому +1

    i’ve never seen this channel and i have no idea who these people are or what this is for, all i can say is,, this acting is incredible. absolutely astonishing. my mind is blown. idk if this is for a comedy sketch or what but i’m genuinely impressed

  • @Bununuchan
    @Bununuchan 3 роки тому +213

    1:17 The fucking expression Matt makes then us being shown that terrifying fortune. I knew this was gonna be a horror skit but damn that actually made me hold my breath. Well done.

  • @zanderwight872
    @zanderwight872 3 роки тому +297

    I love how Ryan and Hunter’s fortunes are also true.

  • @toodamnicycold
    @toodamnicycold Рік тому +2

    They really really need to make more of these videos. Simply amazing

  • @charleswinters9567
    @charleswinters9567 3 роки тому +208

    Matt is so good at acting nervous. Ryan acting like a psychopathic killer is just him playing himself

  • @blackkilo2417
    @blackkilo2417 3 роки тому +65

    Felt like a super bowl ad that just barely didn't make it in. This brightened my morning, thank you, boys

  • @fernandonumba45.16
    @fernandonumba45.16 6 місяців тому +4

    The fact the guys fortune cookies were indications they was gonna Diddy him is wild

  • @Kitty-wi3kw
    @Kitty-wi3kw 3 роки тому +99

    Ryan got the Heisenberg just because Matt loves breaking bad so much 🥺

  • @lancecoffman3941
    @lancecoffman3941 3 роки тому +97

    “Good things come to those who wait” paired with this punch line is gold

  • @lovettuduebor1902
    @lovettuduebor1902 5 місяців тому

    That was incredible. Awards should be given. The best short I’ve ever seen.

  • @maks6872
    @maks6872 3 роки тому +40

    Incredible how crispy the fortune cookie was after soaking in the toilet! Ominous and high quality

  • @jasontodd8811
    @jasontodd8811 3 роки тому +58

    3:15 Did Matt accidentally grab a turd there or am I blind

  • @FB-ol3te
    @FB-ol3te Місяць тому +2

    The guy on the right looks like he could control fire I think.