99 HUMANS vs 1 SUPER ZOMBIE

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  • @Pecangaming
    @Pecangaming 5 років тому +897

    Bob: "If you see one, tell us and then start shooting so your screams draw them away"
    Not all hero's wear capes but some wear capes and tell others to sacrifice themselves instead... such a brave soul..

    • @amsard4953
      @amsard4953 5 років тому +13

      "Such a brave soul." This is definitely him.

    • @eaglefan2569
      @eaglefan2569 5 років тому +13

      The hero we didn't know we needed, but certainly deserve.

    • @malkbottomtext7589
      @malkbottomtext7589 5 років тому +3

      Lmao ...
      is what I would of said if It wasn’t for how truly amazing this comment is.

    • @VerbenaHA
      @VerbenaHA 5 років тому +1

      There's a Survey Corps. reference in there, I can feel it.

  • @jaxcraft2848
    @jaxcraft2848 5 років тому +8064

    Zombiplier: "We are such good friends."
    Jack: "That don't sound like Mark."
    XD

    • @jaxcraft2848
      @jaxcraft2848 5 років тому +27

      516 likes. ( The 517th one was mine.😂) Thank you guys so much. I've never gotten so many likes on one reply.

    • @danielrosario9340
      @danielrosario9340 4 роки тому +10

      I made that 915 for ya ;)

    • @billyisaacliam7727
      @billyisaacliam7727 4 роки тому +5

      i made 965

    • @backupgmail2206
      @backupgmail2206 4 роки тому +2

      988

    • @AmyJo2138
      @AmyJo2138 4 роки тому +2

      I made somewhere between 1k 😇

  • @HaloInverse
    @HaloInverse 5 років тому +9238

    Markiplier:
    - is a fast, strong, flesh-eating monster
    - is still scared of mannequins

  • @ashecruz8293
    @ashecruz8293 4 роки тому +2006

    "HE DOESN'T GO DOWN, HE'S A TERMINATOR!"
    Even terminators go down, Jack. Those things are something worse.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 роки тому +34

      I really want someone to use that line somewhere, that is just awesome

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 роки тому +17

      timestamp 7:25

    • @awildscotty2695
      @awildscotty2695 4 роки тому +17

      It will take a lot of bullets to take one down unless you know the weak points and if you have super strong weapons or explosives

    • @zakiamirulshah7360
      @zakiamirulshah7360 3 роки тому +11

      “HE'S DOESN'T GO DOWN, HE'S A TERMINATOR !!!”
      Why's that so funny to me and why are these guys's voices so funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 3 роки тому +7

      This needs to be in an action movie somewhere.

  • @imjustalilgay7041
    @imjustalilgay7041 5 років тому +5439

    Bob: “Do you want to fight a jugg...”
    Mark: “yes”

  • @hopevelocity7547
    @hopevelocity7547 5 років тому +563

    Wade: "So what I'm hearing is "Wade don't engage.For the love of God, Wade please, Wade why, no."
    Bob: " R i g h t , y e a h . "

  • @ladyhibiscus5020
    @ladyhibiscus5020 5 років тому +7499

    I like how when a human becomes a zombie they just magically lose their clothes

  • @crest3979
    @crest3979 4 роки тому +8159

    Can we just appreciate the person who gave mark a ride to bob

  • @mariam14903
    @mariam14903 5 років тому +4027

    Bob “if you see a zombie on the ground.. don’t”
    Mark: oh just “don’t”?
    Bob: yes don’t

  • @wokianarugaming
    @wokianarugaming 5 років тому +1904

    Wade: Pants were off. Screen was on.....
    Words to live by my friend, words to live by.

    • @wokianarugaming
      @wokianarugaming 5 років тому +12

      Holy Crap Biscuits, I did not expect to get this many likes. Thank you, thank you for liking my stolen words.

    • @lebumjames5299
      @lebumjames5299 5 років тому +2

      Yes

  • @rainbowclaws9414
    @rainbowclaws9414 5 років тому +878

    Mark: We are such good friends
    Jack: That doesn’t sound like Mark

    • @rlharveson
      @rlharveson 5 років тому +8

      @Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Ah
      I see you are a man of culture as well

    • @rlharveson
      @rlharveson 5 років тому +3

      @Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Ikr? It was fun tuning into that series :3
      Btw nice name!

    • @thatcooldudeisawesome876
      @thatcooldudeisawesome876 5 років тому

      Good Comment Rainbow! BUT to the two commenters stfu get a lyf m8 1v1 me scrubs I will rek u

    • @rlharveson
      @rlharveson 5 років тому +2

      @@thatcooldudeisawesome876 No u

    • @grim_secret3332
      @grim_secret3332 5 років тому +3

      "Bob sounds kinda the same."

  • @dominickdalrymple8491
    @dominickdalrymple8491 4 роки тому +3361

    "Theres going to be 10 minutes where we think everything's fine and then there's going to be an existential curve"
    Me watching in 2020: ...yep

    • @lexapro.4140
      @lexapro.4140 3 роки тому +75

      Me watching in 2021:lol

    • @dominickdalrymple8491
      @dominickdalrymple8491 3 роки тому +59

      @@lexapro.4140 Me watching in 2045: ...

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 3 роки тому +57

      @@dominickdalrymple8491 how’s corona 7?

    • @dominickdalrymple8491
      @dominickdalrymple8491 3 роки тому +66

      @@VagueNaming oh you know, after the leprosy of covid 5 we all got the bionic implants so nothing really phases me anymore

    • @smilehappy6466
      @smilehappy6466 3 роки тому +36

      Exponential

  • @jess-ep4rf
    @jess-ep4rf 5 років тому +4527

    “If you see a zombie on the ground ..don’t”

    • @sink2326
      @sink2326 5 років тому +53

      And we’ll never know

    • @andrewjones3022
      @andrewjones3022 5 років тому +7

      SUPER COMMENT

    • @ceoge4887
      @ceoge4887 5 років тому +30

      Why does everyone keep quoting instead of making original comments. Its like we haven't seen the video.

    • @kalebgiroir8829
      @kalebgiroir8829 5 років тому +1

      Where was Wade’s voice in that second round?😂

    • @jess-ep4rf
      @jess-ep4rf 5 років тому

      Ceoge ok ,I love markiplier and wish I could play with him

  • @chloefrogz
    @chloefrogz 5 років тому +599

    Hearing the gang together again is something I forgot I needed until now

  • @CameraDev
    @CameraDev 5 років тому +853

    Mark: hires 98 other people to kill a zombie for him
    Also Mark: dies

    • @danies05
      @danies05 5 років тому +4

      Camera Man Deavon hello brother

    • @kylebenoit787
      @kylebenoit787 5 років тому +2

      Camera Man Deavon *97

  • @sercosmo
    @sercosmo 4 роки тому +743

    There was alot of cool/cinematic scenes in this, ima list them.
    4:37 - 4:46 Siege Of Vehicles
    6:32 - 6:36 The Zombies Have Numbers
    7:50 - 7:53 A Path Of Destruction
    9:53 - 9:57 Guns Dont Work
    13:10 - 17:05 Human Raid
    17:35 - 20:44 Zombie Takeover

    • @shagrat6686
      @shagrat6686 3 роки тому +12

      Human raid was one of the best

    • @shagrat6686
      @shagrat6686 3 роки тому +33

      Like , a giant group of survivors going thru a jungle , you are one of them , you are in the middle of group , in front of you , you hear gunshots , then from behind, gunshots , more and more , then you see that people are panicking, then left from you on the edge of fog you see 3 people shooting something that you cannot see , then same situation from right , and in the matter of seconds the group is in pieces , you are shooting blindly , fog is still getting bigger , then , you feel sound of thousands feets coming towards you , and the screams of humans from that direction , and then ... death from thousands fists , claws , teeths , but its not the end , no , its just a begining , of new life in new world , the world of chaos , endless wastelands .......
      Yea ... sorry for that .... i just.... you know ... no youre not but .... em.... yea .

    • @lexaiuskenjiro5867
      @lexaiuskenjiro5867 3 роки тому +18

      They should make a movie about the horde of survivors trying to escape the island but only 4 made it out

    • @thataussiecunt5584
      @thataussiecunt5584 2 роки тому +7

      @@shagrat6686 Crikey mate you could be a movie director with that stuff

    • @Donkeydik
      @Donkeydik 2 роки тому +2

      Siege of vehicles looked so good

  • @brenolk4642
    @brenolk4642 5 років тому +602

    Mark: -__-
    Bob: “Do you want to fight a juggernaut zombie?”
    Mark: *o_o “Y E S”*

  • @Mrsraenna
    @Mrsraenna 5 років тому +2027

    "We go so far back"
    Jack: "yeah stay that far back"
    😂😂😂 i feel that

  • @vegetalover9297
    @vegetalover9297 5 років тому +278

    Zombies: about to wipe out the human race
    Mark: MANNEQUINS ARE SCARY

    • @Bob-zb5iq
      @Bob-zb5iq 5 років тому

      Just like you lol

  • @leftclickalex
    @leftclickalex 4 роки тому +330

    Can we just appreciate the fact that Lixian set the respawn timer to the beat of the outro song?

  • @funnyfella2293
    @funnyfella2293 5 років тому +5307

    nobody:
    jack: “This air is D U M M Y T H I C C”

    • @Kuro-mk6uf
      @Kuro-mk6uf 5 років тому +61

      Dougin artist: "makes a THICC AIR-CHAN"

    • @tonihawk1932
      @tonihawk1932 4 роки тому +20

      insert username here damn I was about to comment this

    • @kingfordvr5863
      @kingfordvr5863 4 роки тому +15

      Do you mean *D U M M Y T H I C C*

    • @bimbamboompow4705
      @bimbamboompow4705 4 роки тому +5

      Kuro I WILL GLADLY PAY YOU FOR A PICTURE OF THAT XD

    • @heneedsomemilk3194
      @heneedsomemilk3194 4 роки тому +4

      Taka what are you doing with that banana BAKA

  • @randompasserbyer
    @randompasserbyer 5 років тому +2421

    The instant regret when Mark accidentally entered the mannequin house XD Edit: 19:14

  • @TheAndreiCotorShow
    @TheAndreiCotorShow 5 років тому +2283

    Bob: "The lesson is to not split up and work together"
    Mark: *Gets in a car with someone*
    Jack: "STRANGER DANGER!"

  • @shadoweevee2109
    @shadoweevee2109 4 роки тому +59

    11:08 I love Bob’s reference to the goat man game. I just laugh every time he says land mine churches. I don’t know why it’s so funny but the way he says this line has me crying from laughter.

    • @Cheddarh
      @Cheddarh 2 роки тому +4

      "Watch out for snakes and landmine cHurChyEs"

  • @Amradye
    @Amradye 5 років тому +494

    When something scares Bob so bad that he stops yelling instructions, you GTFO

  • @alexissmith6030
    @alexissmith6030 5 років тому +1269

    “your death might give us a chance at getting away”
    *nervous laughing*

    • @rohiasplayz
      @rohiasplayz 2 роки тому +3

      yea and then wade is the one to survive XD

  • @sexytaco2942
    @sexytaco2942 5 років тому +703

    "THE AIR IS DUMMY THICC"
    -SEAN 2019

  • @aabattery4092
    @aabattery4092 5 років тому +555

    We not gonna talk about how one of the zombies is literally a normal lady without cloths.

    • @john-michaelsauceda5007
      @john-michaelsauceda5007 4 роки тому +45

      Shes trans zombie, dont judge her

    • @zanehankins7500
      @zanehankins7500 4 роки тому +21

      @@john-michaelsauceda5007 What is that supposed to mean

    • @flabbergasted7237
      @flabbergasted7237 4 роки тому +5

      @@zanehankins7500 r/whoooosh

    • @connerhagerman2470
      @connerhagerman2470 4 роки тому +15

      Flabber Gasted you’re not funny and you also spelled it wrong

    • @zanehankins7500
      @zanehankins7500 4 роки тому +30

      @@flabbergasted7237 Wrong usage and incorrect spelling...
      You're not a clown... wait, yes you are

  • @buttscratcher6513
    @buttscratcher6513 5 років тому +1339

    This should be called cars vs humans
    *Literally driving zombies*

    • @SnakeRegret
      @SnakeRegret 5 років тому +9

      Make sense.

    • @nguyenhoangngoc4761
      @nguyenhoangngoc4761 5 років тому +4

      BUTT SCRATCHER kars vs humans?

    • @thecarelcat2972
      @thecarelcat2972 5 років тому +1

      @@nguyenhoangngoc4761 spelling?

    • @goose5879
      @goose5879 5 років тому +3

      I was scratching my butt when I saw this comment

    • @konocinnamon-kun1584
      @konocinnamon-kun1584 5 років тому +5

      @@nguyenhoangngoc4761 don't you know JoJo's bizarre adventure part 2?

  • @i.am.ghost0282
    @i.am.ghost0282 5 років тому +834

    Mark: I don't like this fog, it's scary
    No one:
    Sean: This air is dummy thicc!

    • @thebladiator8496
      @thebladiator8496 5 років тому +11

      stop with the “no one” meme. its not funny.

    • @lynn7968
      @lynn7968 5 років тому +9

      @@thebladiator8496 cry about it

    • @thebladiator8496
      @thebladiator8496 5 років тому +6

      Lynn So voicing my opinion means I’m crying? You’re a real asshole, pal.

    • @oopsiateyourgrandmabyaccid8407
      @oopsiateyourgrandmabyaccid8407 5 років тому +3

      @@lynn7968 rude

    • @djplayz608
      @djplayz608 5 років тому +4

      I may be gay, but- your opinion doesn’t matter compared to the 235 likes

  • @Tullzter
    @Tullzter 5 років тому +802

    Markiplier : "insert comment"
    Also Markiplier: "Insert even more cynical comment"

  • @HauntedToilets
    @HauntedToilets 4 роки тому +3000

    Watching this during COVID-19 be like...."hmmm...seems familiar"

    • @veetiz
      @veetiz 4 роки тому +75

      aww shit, here we go again

    • @therooster2734
      @therooster2734 4 роки тому +10

      Same

    • @bluedovegacha7815
      @bluedovegacha7815 4 роки тому +9

      Same 😂👌

    • @ckoil3728
      @ckoil3728 4 роки тому +7

      @Eligdeadman creeper

    • @pyrocominical
      @pyrocominical 4 роки тому +9

      But the difference is that this virus in the game is not curable but covid is curable

  • @kelseymathews5504
    @kelseymathews5504 5 років тому +159

    0:03
    I just love how mark doesn’t even hesitate
    Just immediately
    Y E S

  • @presidentobama9045
    @presidentobama9045 5 років тому +1906

    Jack: NO DONT TRUST HIM
    Mark: trusts him anyway
    Omg thanks for all the likes

    • @sofyaleznova9169
      @sofyaleznova9169 5 років тому +16

      Mark: *How 'bout i do ANYWAY*

    • @oxlight
      @oxlight 5 років тому +4

      reason he was put back in game is because hes not using vpn and just using udp protocol of the internet and it floods server with packets to communicate a constant connection tcp is more secure uses encryption and a game server would kick out because of the key exchange happening on tcp&ssl

    • @bethshaffer7072
      @bethshaffer7072 5 років тому +5

      Markiplier on motorcycle:guys behind behind behind!

    • @breydenclements620
      @breydenclements620 3 роки тому +1

      Run for president again

    • @brozyes
      @brozyes 3 роки тому +1

      You’re welcome, Obama

  • @LordOfAllJays
    @LordOfAllJays 5 років тому +1812

    Nobody:
    Jack: *HE DOESN'T GO DOWN HE'S A TERMINATOR*

    • @leonardjamesdeleon5934
      @leonardjamesdeleon5934 5 років тому +15

      ... what about the terminator from that movie.

    • @lemonlord7938
      @lemonlord7938 5 років тому +5

      @@leonardjamesdeleon5934 shhhhs, we dont talk about him

    • @galactus6000
      @galactus6000 5 років тому +6

      Terroriser

    • @godbloodspilla7154
      @godbloodspilla7154 5 років тому

      labrotti LoL everyone just ignored your comment.

    • @LordOfAllJays
      @LordOfAllJays 5 років тому +3

      @@godbloodspilla7154 lol no one cares about your comment

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 3 роки тому +31

    Mark: counts zombies
    Bob: d o n ‘ t
    Wade: screaming
    Jack: incoherent Irish rage

  • @galvetheirondragon1929
    @galvetheirondragon1929 5 років тому +284

    "let's go kill the goat man, watch out for snakes and landmine churches."
    -Bob
    Famous last words

    • @cup_of_yellow
      @cup_of_yellow 5 років тому +4

      Galve The Iron Dragon now I know that I cant make you stay, but where’s your heart, but where’s your, AND I KNOW
      I’m sorry my inner fan girl came out when i read Famous Last Words

    • @therealsin380
      @therealsin380 5 років тому +2

      @@cup_of_yellow 🤣

    • @mx.sinistxr
      @mx.sinistxr 5 років тому +1

      hi i’m Pete Wentz from My Chemical Romance
      THERES NOTHING I CAN SAY TO CHANGE THAT PART
      TO CHANGE THAT PART
      TO CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 5 років тому +57

    8:47 Mark: "We are such good friends."
    Jack: "That don't sound like Mark!"

  • @edgmerald
    @edgmerald 5 років тому +454

    4:19 is it just me, or would you pay $30 to watch a skit of Bob arguing with Wade to get in the car?

  • @K-head91
    @K-head91 5 років тому +176

    "im gonna take the bridge because zombies might be underwater ready to nibble on my tootsies"

  • @pikaandpizza
    @pikaandpizza 5 років тому +814

    Mr. Krabs: “I like money!”
    Jack: “I SMELL PENNIESSSSSSSS”

  • @kalebbrake5882
    @kalebbrake5882 5 років тому +148

    I like how everyone found out thats mark and immediately killed him

  • @theoutsider1671
    @theoutsider1671 5 років тому +271

    Bob: do you guys want to fight a juggernaut zombie
    Mark: YES

  • @crashtestdummy9985
    @crashtestdummy9985 4 роки тому +95

    "If you see a zombie on the ground...DON'T!"
    "If you see him at a distance, definitely let us know and start shooting. That way your death might give us all a chance to get away."
    - Bob

  • @erikwoodruff5643
    @erikwoodruff5643 5 років тому +381

    Imagine having a bunch of weapons in the zombie apocalypse but then you get hit with a super zombie

    • @kaiju5496
      @kaiju5496 5 років тому +10

      Isnt thats just frustrating?

    • @erikwoodruff5643
      @erikwoodruff5643 5 років тому +2

      @Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts yes, but the fallout and radiation would likely make large areas uninhabitable and poison air and nearby water, plus, what if it could survive or absorb the nuke, like Godzilla uses radiation for energy?

    • @backstabboi4559
      @backstabboi4559 5 років тому +1

      @@erikwoodruff5643 well mostly incinerated

    • @nukessolveeverything5340
      @nukessolveeverything5340 5 років тому +1

      Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts you sir, have the right idea!

    • @donovanwilson840
      @donovanwilson840 5 років тому

      Sounds like something that would happen to me

  • @najmadison565
    @najmadison565 5 років тому +132

    Mark can we just have a 3 hour live stream of this
    Edit: everyday

  • @hyperionhelios1588
    @hyperionhelios1588 5 років тому +149

    Mark: Am I dying?
    Mark: **Zooms in** hElLo
    Jack: **V a u l t h u n t e r**

    • @urfrndlucas
      @urfrndlucas 5 років тому +2

      (Borderlands intensifies)

  • @anghype5307
    @anghype5307 5 років тому +171

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Jack: “THIS AIR IS DUMMY THICC!”

  • @braedentrefethen5437
    @braedentrefethen5437 5 років тому +160

    Title: 99 PLAYERS!
    Less than 30 seconds into the video: "So, we'll have 64 players"

  • @whiteasian4990
    @whiteasian4990 5 років тому +173

    “Guns can’t hurt you” ah yes, that makes sense as a 3rd person shooter game

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 5 років тому +6

      If the zombies can't shoot and the humans are all on the same side and there's no friendly fire... guns can't hurt you

    • @alanv1233
      @alanv1233 5 років тому

      *yellow Asian

    • @whiteasian4990
      @whiteasian4990 5 років тому +2

      AutoPilot • I’m half American so half white.

    • @pineapplepirate1017
      @pineapplepirate1017 5 років тому +2

      @@judestarbabypup i think White Asian is talking about that "quote" generally

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 5 років тому

      @@pineapplepirate1017 Yeah it only makes sense in a VERY specific context lol

  • @arthur.morgan
    @arthur.morgan 5 років тому +80

    I pissed myself LOOOOL "HE DOESN'T GO DOWN, HE'S A TERMINATOR"

  • @AngelicHalfblood
    @AngelicHalfblood 2 роки тому +8

    I love Jack's freak out:
    "...He's a Terminator!!!!!!!"
    I never thought I'd get so much joy out of hearing someone screaming like that!
    And then the whole:
    Bob: "... we go so far back guys"
    Jack: "Yeah! Stay that far back !"

  • @theguy1768
    @theguy1768 5 років тому +66

    0:03
    Bob : do you guys wanna fight a juggernaut zombie
    Mark: *YES*

  • @cherrysucker3429
    @cherrysucker3429 5 років тому +671

    I like how marks impression of being a zombie makes him sound like he is a stoner 😂😂😂

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 5 років тому +4

      I now have another movie I'd like to watch, thanks!

    • @cherrysucker3429
      @cherrysucker3429 5 років тому +1

      @@DraconicDuelist what would that be?

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 5 років тому +7

      @@cherrysucker3429 The Coed and the Zombie Stoner - 2014 Comedy where marijuana is the cure to the zombie epidemic. I typed in "Zombie Stoner" and that film was all the results...

    • @cherrysucker3429
      @cherrysucker3429 5 років тому +2

      @@DraconicDuelist 😂😂😂that sounds dope

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 5 років тому +2

      @@cherrysucker3429 Just a pity by the time I have the ability to watch it, I'll have either forgotten about it or have other stuff to do...

  • @dreamercreations2499
    @dreamercreations2499 5 років тому +490

    No one:
    Mark: **calmly**
    "Dude fuel"
    "Oh fuel"
    "Bob fuel"

  • @Rougecipher
    @Rougecipher 4 роки тому +83

    “Where we think everything is going fine but then there’s an exponential curve”
    Hoooo Boy, that line did not age well

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 3 роки тому +7

      Sure it did. It's just as accurate then as it is now because the video it was recorded in doesn't change with age.

    • @timbrown3666
      @timbrown3666 3 роки тому +7

      It aged perfectly. It's called foreshadowing

  • @arti3176
    @arti3176 5 років тому +200

    Mark: *Has Zombie*
    Also Mark: OH NO THE HUMANS ARE GONNA TURN INTO THE ZOMBIE TOO?

    • @arti3176
      @arti3176 5 років тому +7

      @@HallidayEstel Oh well.. That was certainly unnecessary buddy. It was for comedy, dude. Calm down, I did no harm.

    • @arti3176
      @arti3176 5 років тому

      @Lunii owo Glad I Helped!
      ( Yeah I'm Active, Be Quiet )

    • @aria9384
      @aria9384 5 років тому

      @@arti3176 WoW mAn YoUr AcTiVe???

    • @arti3176
      @arti3176 5 років тому

      @@aria9384 Indeed I am! I DONT HAVE A LIFE.

    • @aria9384
      @aria9384 5 років тому

      @@arti3176 Ah. Dang man.

  • @potatorolls7773
    @potatorolls7773 5 років тому +381

    The funny thing is that when mark was ambushed, the zombies were all girls

    • @jack_copperz
      @jack_copperz 5 років тому +63

      Oh god. The fangirls are getting out of hand.

    • @kayceeS219
      @kayceeS219 5 років тому +44

      Fangirls vs mark would be a better title

    • @kayceeS219
      @kayceeS219 5 років тому +10

      We need the markitary in the

    • @blease-end-me
      @blease-end-me 5 років тому +8

      Well, Mark does seem like a lady's man.

    • @dodgy9939
      @dodgy9939 5 років тому +1

      Spoilers

  • @laughwliz
    @laughwliz 5 років тому +105

    I live for the moments when food goes out of Mark's mouth and Lixian edits a scream in. Best running gag, and I hope to see more 🤣

    • @curtissearle6462
      @curtissearle6462 Рік тому +4

      My favorite edit is when Mark sniffs and Lixian gives him a big nose. Lol

    • @laughwliz
      @laughwliz Рік тому +1

      @@curtissearle6462 yup that is becoming one of my newer fav edits 🤣

  • @ginoforest9465
    @ginoforest9465 4 роки тому +35

    the first to fight zombies: everything is fine
    10 minutes later: fire surounds them: everything is just fine

  • @megaultralegomaster
    @megaultralegomaster 5 років тому +42

    "We think it's fine for the first 10 minutes, and then there's an exponential curve"
    So very true.

  • @yerrr5581
    @yerrr5581 5 років тому +651

    No one:
    Sean: nooo it’s just like nam
    😭😭😭

    • @alexbeltran6668
      @alexbeltran6668 5 років тому +11

      I heard that as i read your comment 😂😂

    • @nataliegibbs5700
      @nataliegibbs5700 5 років тому

      Alex Beltran I swear that happens all the time 🤣

  • @heathbunny3313
    @heathbunny3313 5 років тому +47

    Mark: Playing a terrifying zombie
    Also Mark: Terrified of mannequins

  • @sarahstilllost3157
    @sarahstilllost3157 5 років тому +19

    Mark: We are such good friends.
    Jack: THAT DON'T SOUND LIKE MARK!

  • @maliahemperador
    @maliahemperador 5 років тому +58

    thank you for all that you do for me and your community. i’ve never been this happy before. thank you for saving my life and showing me all the beautiful reasons to stay alive. i love you

    • @boiifyoudontfaggumas4648
      @boiifyoudontfaggumas4648 5 років тому +3

      You know what, I love you sis keep up the good work ill be looking for yoir commitment on the next video xoxox

    • @LuxiChara
      @LuxiChara 5 років тому +2

      Thank you too you loverly person. Hope you have a good day/week/month!

    • @voidjockey82
      @voidjockey82 5 років тому +3

      Hm... A lie to get attention... or an honest story...
      I'll give you the benefit of tte doubt.
      Take care.

    • @hydrogenhero2187
      @hydrogenhero2187 5 років тому +2

      ❤❤❤ Love comin' at ya' four hours late!! We care about you; hang in there, sweetheart :)

  • @conlash
    @conlash 5 років тому +68

    2:53
    Me: “I recognize this...”
    My brain: I got ya fam
    *AYAYA AYAYA AYAYAYAAAA*

    • @razorzero2626
      @razorzero2626 5 років тому +3

      Me an intellectual weeb: Ayaya? *AYAYA AYAYA AYAYA AYAYA*

    • @ashleylopez2147
      @ashleylopez2147 5 років тому

      Okay I thought of this Spanish song 😂😂

    • @antoniostum
      @antoniostum 5 років тому +2

      *Pillar men theme intensifies*

  • @michaelgay5895
    @michaelgay5895 3 роки тому +18

    "But we think for the first 10 minutes everything's fine!" (@ 1:06)
    Mark just predicted 2020, everyone!

  • @palecaptainwolfkayls8499
    @palecaptainwolfkayls8499 5 років тому +60

    Viewers: "Huh, the title almost sounds like-"
    Bob: "Wanna fight a juggernaut?"
    Viewers: "yeah that"

  • @wyattglancy7176
    @wyattglancy7176 5 років тому +41

    Bob: each human that dies turns into a zombie juggernaut.
    Mark: oh shit!
    That caught my attention

  • @Jrod310
    @Jrod310 5 років тому +67

    Mark: “Are they in the rice fields?”
    Zombie: “WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MF”

    • @reck7346
      @reck7346 5 років тому +1

      FILTHYFRANK THROWBACK ❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @gearyt2355
      @gearyt2355 5 років тому

      @@reck7346 Filthy Frowback

  • @thenintendofortress4652
    @thenintendofortress4652 4 роки тому +7

    UA-cam's best PUBG squad:
    The loud Irish one (Jack)
    The one that just goes along with everything (Mark)
    I don't even know (Wade)
    And then there's Bob

  • @noideasfornames510
    @noideasfornames510 5 років тому +184

    Last time I was this early Jack was wearing his hat

  • @AboundedBoot
    @AboundedBoot 5 років тому +581

    “There was a 0 in the number”
    My bank account always

    • @AboundedBoot
      @AboundedBoot 5 років тому +9

      DamageIncM *22

    • @ollie7070
      @ollie7070 5 років тому +4

      12 in dog years duhhh

    • @Chameleon_108
      @Chameleon_108 5 років тому +5

      Joshua Deyoe either you flexing saying there’s a lot of zeros
      Or roasting yourself saying you’re poor.
      I dont know tbh

    • @SnoppleWopple
      @SnoppleWopple 5 років тому

      @@Chameleon_108 same

    • @Chameleon_108
      @Chameleon_108 5 років тому +1

      Triangle Lullaby or maybe it was a JOKE!
      R/wooooooosh

  • @ultimateweebtrash5883
    @ultimateweebtrash5883 5 років тому +145

    "Guns cant hurt you"
    -Muyskerm 2019

    • @Cheezymuffin.
      @Cheezymuffin. 5 років тому +1

      Sam Dixon true, but bullets do

    • @ResidentEddy
      @ResidentEddy 5 років тому +1

      Same dude who claimed to "drown all the children in the world"
      I still remember, Bob.

  • @allieburns8659
    @allieburns8659 4 роки тому +217

    Did anyone else realize that Mark's username is MarkiplierFan89? XD idk why but I thought that was really funny

    • @ovoidphobic
      @ovoidphobic 4 роки тому +26

      I like bootyshorts4life xD

    • @everglow101
      @everglow101 4 роки тому +15

      It's Mark, what did you honestly expect? I like Wade with his BootyShorts4Life...

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 роки тому +1

      @@everglow101 True, true

    • @cautixon
      @cautixon 4 роки тому +4

      i wish it was MarkiplierFan69... like the amount of likes u have right now therefore i refuse to ruin it

    • @mertab7850
      @mertab7850 3 роки тому +4

      Everyone: saying they got a kill
      Mark: I got 10
      Also Mark: did not kill anyone

  • @Shinlexia
    @Shinlexia 5 років тому +257

    The zombie is OUTNUMBERED
    But not OUTMATCHED

    • @joshuamonkman7264
      @joshuamonkman7264 5 років тому +6

      My brain just got *OUTPLAYED*

    • @ceoofgentlemen7733
      @ceoofgentlemen7733 5 років тому +1

      uncle iroh!

    • @gobalbucs
      @gobalbucs 5 років тому +1

      @Gentleman
      Took me a second to get that :D
      “We may be outnumbered, but you are clearly _outmatched!_ “-Uncle Iroh

    • @shaunyjimenez9637
      @shaunyjimenez9637 5 років тому +1

      WEARE OUTGUNNED
      OUTMANNED
      OUTNUMBERED
      OUTPLANNED

  • @rcspcsn1554
    @rcspcsn1554 5 років тому +65

    5:03
    That poor guy in the back, they died a hero, and an Uber for Mark. RIP

  • @wildcards163
    @wildcards163 5 років тому +62

    they need to do a round where they start as zombies and fight 99 players.

  • @xxghastlyxx109
    @xxghastlyxx109 5 років тому +10

    Mark: "Behind, BEHIND!"
    Bob: "Wait that's a bad one?!"
    Mark: "Yeah that's a bad one!"

  • @traizer246
    @traizer246 5 років тому +72

    “Yeah. It’ll be fine.”
    -Markiplier

  • @justinenguyen7578
    @justinenguyen7578 5 років тому +56

    "if you see a zombie on the ground... *dont*"

  • @Natnat60111
    @Natnat60111 5 років тому +48

    How does nobody else think Sean saying "I smell pennies" hilarious..... I died of laughter as soon as I heard it 😂

    • @allthefandoms92
      @allthefandoms92 5 років тому +2

      Me too!!

    • @whiteface513abandonedchann8
      @whiteface513abandonedchann8 5 років тому

      You ever see the original video he got it from? Even better

    • @Natnat60111
      @Natnat60111 5 років тому

      @@whiteface513abandonedchann8 Ooooo what video lol (It sort of reminds me of Salad Fingers... I dont know why lol)

    • @whiteface513abandonedchann8
      @whiteface513abandonedchann8 5 років тому

      Just look up "I smell pennies", it's pretty well-known

    • @Natnat60111
      @Natnat60111 5 років тому

      @@whiteface513abandonedchann8 will do

  • @cmmelter96
    @cmmelter96 4 роки тому +12

    Mark:*Gets turned into zombie*
    Also Mark: *Instant stoner* "Why fight?"

  • @sydneys2859
    @sydneys2859 5 років тому +15

    Mark, 1 minute into not being the center or even part of the conversation. "HEYYY GUUUUUUYS"

  • @dont_question_my_motives
    @dont_question_my_motives 5 років тому +13

    Mark: Bob I have a bad feeling they’re coming right our way
    Not even 5 seconds later: *crashes into zombie*

  • @chesaliam7578
    @chesaliam7578 5 років тому +58

    jack's voice at 1:36 when he says, "hi mark" is so cute.

  • @iixxxanime.goddessxxxii2883
    @iixxxanime.goddessxxxii2883 4 роки тому +18

    Bob: "So just stay away from them for like 20 minutes..."
    Me: * Looks how long the video is * "wai- wow..."

  • @nicoleangelcourt2862
    @nicoleangelcourt2862 5 років тому +51

    Mark: We are such good friends!
    Jack: That doesn’t sound like Mark

  • @m.c.gaming4654
    @m.c.gaming4654 5 років тому +16

    Bob: Guns can't hurt you.
    Mark: I have so much ammo.

  • @piraptor5677
    @piraptor5677 5 років тому +37

    "Zombie gets scared by mannequins" never thought I'd see the day

  • @donut3702
    @donut3702 4 роки тому +5

    Mark: eats something
    Bob: says he's going to make it 64 humans vs 1 zombie
    Mark: opens mouth to giggle
    Mark's food: * Wilhelm screams *

  • @trishie_V
    @trishie_V 5 років тому +127

    no one:
    Literally no one:
    Mark and his friends in the air using parachutes: *_HEY GUYSSSSSS IT'S A MEEEEEEEEEEEE-_*

  • @yuribo1
    @yuribo1 5 років тому +90

    ‘*Mark*’ “post during the middle of the day”
    ‘*kids in school*’ Why.
    ‘*Me being homeschooled*’ hehe

    • @dinocurtains180
      @dinocurtains180 5 років тому +4

      Everyone else complaining because they have to go to school: "why tho?"
      Me who never leaves my room:
      " videoooooooo"

    • @bored5781
      @bored5781 5 років тому +1

      I can relate because....I used to be...... homeschooled

    • @naturaldelema2865
      @naturaldelema2865 5 років тому +1

      I just watch it during college haha

    • @firebug2793
      @firebug2793 5 років тому +1

      I had no school today because of a ralley for teachers wanting more pay

    • @aennakayla1443
      @aennakayla1443 5 років тому

      Toriel’s Child this is why I graduated

  • @hamburgerofdoom
    @hamburgerofdoom 5 років тому +24

    I love the fact that the zombies are just humans in their underwear punching people lol

  • @danieloceansmith3156
    @danieloceansmith3156 4 роки тому +34

    I like how by the time they hit the ground there was already 10 zombies

  • @ARCArmy
    @ARCArmy 5 років тому +127

    Super zombies, for when regular zombies just aren’t bad enough

    • @loulou5852
      @loulou5852 5 років тому +3

      ARC okay I see your comments everywhereeee so I thought I’d click on your channel... and I was not disappointed. Funny af, you’ve earned yourself a sub

    • @santiagosanchezloureiro9381
      @santiagosanchezloureiro9381 5 років тому

      Wait a moment... HOW'D YOU GET HERE?

    • @ARCArmy
      @ARCArmy 5 років тому

      Santiago Sánchez heheheh

  • @hairlessgrizzly559
    @hairlessgrizzly559 5 років тому +32

    "This air is dummy THICC"
    - Jacksepticeye, 2019

  • @jakememegod6488
    @jakememegod6488 5 років тому +29

    Mark: AYAYAYAY
    Me: *Ancient Aztec Dubstep*
    Also Me: *Poses Dramatically*

  • @abbynormal1246
    @abbynormal1246 4 роки тому +5

    I just had the most hilarious thought. The idea is from: 15:01. Picture this:
    You're in the zombie apocalypse and the zombies are super zombies. You're surrounded. WHEN SUDDENLY you hear the sound of an approaching engine. It rounds a corner and it's 42 people ride sharing ONE scooter. The End.... for you at least.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @_Ch33ryBl00d_
    @_Ch33ryBl00d_ 5 років тому +193

    Nobody:
    Jack: *I SMELL PENNIES*