99 HUMANS vs 1 SUPER ZOMBIE
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- Опубліковано 17 жов 2024
- As if PUBG Zombies wasn't hard enough... we found a way to make it even harder! With 99 humans and 1 JUGGERNAUT zombie... how could we lose?
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JACK ► / jacksepticeye
WADE ► / lordminion777
BOB ► / muyskerm
EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
Horror Outro ► / haunted
Happy Outro ► / minimusicman-crazy-la-...
Bob: "If you see one, tell us and then start shooting so your screams draw them away"
Not all hero's wear capes but some wear capes and tell others to sacrifice themselves instead... such a brave soul..
"Such a brave soul." This is definitely him.
The hero we didn't know we needed, but certainly deserve.
Lmao ...
is what I would of said if It wasn’t for how truly amazing this comment is.
There's a Survey Corps. reference in there, I can feel it.
Zombiplier: "We are such good friends."
Jack: "That don't sound like Mark."
XD
516 likes. ( The 517th one was mine.😂) Thank you guys so much. I've never gotten so many likes on one reply.
I made that 915 for ya ;)
i made 965
988
I made somewhere between 1k 😇
Bob: “Do you want to fight a jugg...”
Mark: “yes”
do you want to fight a jugg-
juggs judy
Oxygen not included
Yuss
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts hjjj
*jug has joined the server*
Can we just appreciate the person who gave mark a ride to bob
LOLP! What a lad.
tid
Plot twist it was you, crest
Plot twist it was actually a friendly zombie
Plot twist he was meant to be a main character and should have stuck with the group
I like how when a human becomes a zombie they just magically lose their clothes
😂😂😂
that's because they're zombies
you know
they rot
Ah yes, the notorious rotting fabric of the apocalypse...
its an anime
@@Spagooblio in two seconds?? 🤣
Markiplier:
- is a fast, strong, flesh-eating monster
- is still scared of mannequins
Did anything change then xD
Mark
*screams zombie driving car*
👍🏽
19:05
HaloInverse I would still be scared
Mark: We are such good friends
Jack: That doesn’t sound like Mark
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Ah
I see you are a man of culture as well
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Ikr? It was fun tuning into that series :3
Btw nice name!
Good Comment Rainbow! BUT to the two commenters stfu get a lyf m8 1v1 me scrubs I will rek u
@@thatcooldudeisawesome876 No u
"Bob sounds kinda the same."
"HE DOESN'T GO DOWN, HE'S A TERMINATOR!"
Even terminators go down, Jack. Those things are something worse.
I really want someone to use that line somewhere, that is just awesome
timestamp 7:25
It will take a lot of bullets to take one down unless you know the weak points and if you have super strong weapons or explosives
“HE'S DOESN'T GO DOWN, HE'S A TERMINATOR !!!”
Why's that so funny to me and why are these guys's voices so funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This needs to be in an action movie somewhere.
Bob “if you see a zombie on the ground.. don’t”
Mark: oh just “don’t”?
Bob: yes don’t
Im the bob here
@@Bob-zb5iq i
@@Bob-zb5iq j
@@anabominationagainstman3597 E
Microbullying
Wade: Pants were off. Screen was on.....
Words to live by my friend, words to live by.
Holy Crap Biscuits, I did not expect to get this many likes. Thank you, thank you for liking my stolen words.
Yes
“If you see a zombie on the ground ..don’t”
And we’ll never know
SUPER COMMENT
Why does everyone keep quoting instead of making original comments. Its like we haven't seen the video.
Where was Wade’s voice in that second round?😂
Ceoge ok ,I love markiplier and wish I could play with him
There was alot of cool/cinematic scenes in this, ima list them.
4:37 - 4:46 Siege Of Vehicles
6:32 - 6:36 The Zombies Have Numbers
7:50 - 7:53 A Path Of Destruction
9:53 - 9:57 Guns Dont Work
13:10 - 17:05 Human Raid
17:35 - 20:44 Zombie Takeover
Human raid was one of the best
Like , a giant group of survivors going thru a jungle , you are one of them , you are in the middle of group , in front of you , you hear gunshots , then from behind, gunshots , more and more , then you see that people are panicking, then left from you on the edge of fog you see 3 people shooting something that you cannot see , then same situation from right , and in the matter of seconds the group is in pieces , you are shooting blindly , fog is still getting bigger , then , you feel sound of thousands feets coming towards you , and the screams of humans from that direction , and then ... death from thousands fists , claws , teeths , but its not the end , no , its just a begining , of new life in new world , the world of chaos , endless wastelands .......
Yea ... sorry for that .... i just.... you know ... no youre not but .... em.... yea .
They should make a movie about the horde of survivors trying to escape the island but only 4 made it out
@@shagrat6686 Crikey mate you could be a movie director with that stuff
Siege of vehicles looked so good
Wade: "So what I'm hearing is "Wade don't engage.For the love of God, Wade please, Wade why, no."
Bob: " R i g h t , y e a h . "
Hearing the gang together again is something I forgot I needed until now
69 likes
@@shaunyjimenez9637 nice
BloomingPassions Now we just need Felix
Shauny jimenez noice
"We go so far back"
Jack: "yeah stay that far back"
😂😂😂 i feel that
WONDERFUL COMMENT
😂😂
😂😂
Why only 5 comments and 1.2k likes hmm?
Raenna Montoya
Felt*
"Theres going to be 10 minutes where we think everything's fine and then there's going to be an existential curve"
Me watching in 2020: ...yep
Me watching in 2021:lol
@@lexapro.4140 Me watching in 2045: ...
@@dominickdalrymple8491 how’s corona 7?
@@largeboi4678 oh you know, after the leprosy of covid 5 we all got the bionic implants so nothing really phases me anymore
Exponential
Mark: hires 98 other people to kill a zombie for him
Also Mark: dies
Camera Man Deavon hello brother
Camera Man Deavon *97
nobody:
jack: “This air is D U M M Y T H I C C”
Dougin artist: "makes a THICC AIR-CHAN"
insert username here damn I was about to comment this
Do you mean *D U M M Y T H I C C*
Kuro I WILL GLADLY PAY YOU FOR A PICTURE OF THAT XD
Taka what are you doing with that banana BAKA
The instant regret when Mark accidentally entered the mannequin house XD Edit: 19:14
He's still terrified of them
Why’s it underrated
@@zat5176 Mahmud 0_0 ?
Mahmuudd!!!??
Mahmud where are you ??
@@zat5176 where are you Mahmoud??
The importiant question is:
Is he flickin' and flackin'?
Can we just appreciate the fact that Lixian set the respawn timer to the beat of the outro song?
Mark: -__-
Bob: “Do you want to fight a juggernaut zombie?”
Mark: *o_o “Y E S”*
His eyes still don't get that big
0:10
Basiclly me when we’re doing a custum match
Zombies: about to wipe out the human race
Mark: MANNEQUINS ARE SCARY
Just like you lol
“your death might give us a chance at getting away”
*nervous laughing*
yea and then wade is the one to survive XD
11:08 I love Bob’s reference to the goat man game. I just laugh every time he says land mine churches. I don’t know why it’s so funny but the way he says this line has me crying from laughter.
"Watch out for snakes and landmine cHurChyEs"
This should be called cars vs humans
*Literally driving zombies*
Make sense.
BUTT SCRATCHER kars vs humans?
@@nguyenhoangngoc4761 spelling?
I was scratching my butt when I saw this comment
@@nguyenhoangngoc4761 don't you know JoJo's bizarre adventure part 2?
0:03
I just love how mark doesn’t even hesitate
Just immediately
Y E S
"THE AIR IS DUMMY THICC"
-SEAN 2019
Ain't that the damn truth! XD
The air is thicker than than kim
ONE WORD
LIPS!!
A shame I couldn't comment this
I would like this comment but it’s 169 likes
Watching this during COVID-19 be like...."hmmm...seems familiar"
aww shit, here we go again
Same
Same 😂👌
@Eligdeadman creeper
But the difference is that this virus in the game is not curable but covid is curable
Bob: "The lesson is to not split up and work together"
Mark: *Gets in a car with someone*
Jack: "STRANGER DANGER!"
Quarantine jack: “SOCIAL DISTANCING!”
I can hear this comment
1k like
🤷My🤷Name🤷Is🤷Doof🤷And🤷You’ll🤷Do🤷What🤷I🤷Say🤷Wooh🤷-🤷Wooh🤷
3:55
Nobody:
Jack: *HE DOESN'T GO DOWN HE'S A TERMINATOR*
... what about the terminator from that movie.
@@leonardjamesdeleon5934 shhhhs, we dont talk about him
Terroriser
labrotti LoL everyone just ignored your comment.
@@godbloodspilla7154 lol no one cares about your comment
When something scares Bob so bad that he stops yelling instructions, you GTFO
We not gonna talk about how one of the zombies is literally a normal lady without cloths.
Shes trans zombie, dont judge her
@@john-michaelsauceda5007 What is that supposed to mean
@@zanehankins7500 r/whoooosh
Flabber Gasted you’re not funny and you also spelled it wrong
@@flabbergasted7237 Wrong usage and incorrect spelling...
You're not a clown... wait, yes you are
Mark: I don't like this fog, it's scary
No one:
Sean: This air is dummy thicc!
stop with the “no one” meme. its not funny.
@@bootyannihilator4931 cry about it
Lynn So voicing my opinion means I’m crying? You’re a real asshole, pal.
@@lynn7968 rude
I may be gay, but- your opinion doesn’t matter compared to the 235 likes
Jack: NO DONT TRUST HIM
Mark: trusts him anyway
Omg thanks for all the likes
Mark: *How 'bout i do ANYWAY*
reason he was put back in game is because hes not using vpn and just using udp protocol of the internet and it floods server with packets to communicate a constant connection tcp is more secure uses encryption and a game server would kick out because of the key exchange happening on tcp&ssl
Markiplier on motorcycle:guys behind behind behind!
Run for president again
You’re welcome, Obama
I like how everyone found out thats mark and immediately killed him
"im gonna take the bridge because zombies might be underwater ready to nibble on my tootsies"
Joshua Ward I found this comment as Bob said that line
Please, one more like until 69
@@user-lg6qr2bh9f
Same
"let's go kill the goat man, watch out for snakes and landmine churches."
-Bob
Famous last words
Galve The Iron Dragon now I know that I cant make you stay, but where’s your heart, but where’s your, AND I KNOW
I’m sorry my inner fan girl came out when i read Famous Last Words
@@cup_of_yellow 🤣
hi i’m Pete Wentz from My Chemical Romance
THERES NOTHING I CAN SAY TO CHANGE THAT PART
TO CHANGE THAT PART
TO CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE
8:47 Mark: "We are such good friends."
Jack: "That don't sound like Mark!"
Markiplier : "insert comment"
Also Markiplier: "Insert even more cynical comment"
"Insert cho mama" 😂
Lmaooo
@@PoshofView 😂 thanks
(Insert sub comment)
800th like :p
Mark: counts zombies
Bob: d o n ‘ t
Wade: screaming
Jack: incoherent Irish rage
Imagine having a bunch of weapons in the zombie apocalypse but then you get hit with a super zombie
Isnt thats just frustrating?
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts yes, but the fallout and radiation would likely make large areas uninhabitable and poison air and nearby water, plus, what if it could survive or absorb the nuke, like Godzilla uses radiation for energy?
@@erikwoodruff5643 well mostly incinerated
Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts you sir, have the right idea!
Sounds like something that would happen to me
4:19 is it just me, or would you pay $30 to watch a skit of Bob arguing with Wade to get in the car?
I’d pay more than that, totally worth my money XD
@@hijinnyanimations1460 I second that.
Mark can we just have a 3 hour live stream of this
Edit: everyday
"If you see a zombie on the ground...DON'T!"
"If you see him at a distance, definitely let us know and start shooting. That way your death might give us all a chance to get away."
- Bob
Bob: do you guys want to fight a juggernaut zombie
Mark: YES
No hesitation
Mr. Krabs: “I like money!”
Jack: “I SMELL PENNIESSSSSSSS”
I smell pennies ahhhhhhhhhh
I DO like money
I didn't see the e!!!! 😂
Pennies or penis?
I̶ ̶s̶m̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶p̶e̶n̶i̶s̶
I like how marks impression of being a zombie makes him sound like he is a stoner 😂😂😂
I now have another movie I'd like to watch, thanks!
@@DraconicDuelist what would that be?
@@cherrysucker3429 The Coed and the Zombie Stoner - 2014 Comedy where marijuana is the cure to the zombie epidemic. I typed in "Zombie Stoner" and that film was all the results...
@@DraconicDuelist 😂😂😂that sounds dope
@@cherrysucker3429 Just a pity by the time I have the ability to watch it, I'll have either forgotten about it or have other stuff to do...
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Jack: “THIS AIR IS DUMMY THICC!”
I pissed myself LOOOOL "HE DOESN'T GO DOWN, HE'S A TERMINATOR"
“Guns can’t hurt you” ah yes, that makes sense as a 3rd person shooter game
If the zombies can't shoot and the humans are all on the same side and there's no friendly fire... guns can't hurt you
*yellow Asian
AutoPilot • I’m half American so half white.
@@judestarbabypup i think White Asian is talking about that "quote" generally
@@pineapplepirate1017 Yeah it only makes sense in a VERY specific context lol
No one:
Sean: nooo it’s just like nam
😭😭😭
I heard that as i read your comment 😂😂
Alex Beltran I swear that happens all the time 🤣
“Where we think everything is going fine but then there’s an exponential curve”
Hoooo Boy, that line did not age well
Sure it did. It's just as accurate then as it is now because the video it was recorded in doesn't change with age.
It aged perfectly. It's called foreshadowing
I live for the moments when food goes out of Mark's mouth and Lixian edits a scream in. Best running gag, and I hope to see more 🤣
My favorite edit is when Mark sniffs and Lixian gives him a big nose. Lol
@@curtissearle6462 yup that is becoming one of my newer fav edits 🤣
0:03
Bob : do you guys wanna fight a juggernaut zombie
Mark: *YES*
Title: 99 PLAYERS!
Less than 30 seconds into the video: "So, we'll have 64 players"
the first to fight zombies: everything is fine
10 minutes later: fire surounds them: everything is just fine
Mark: Am I dying?
Mark: **Zooms in** hElLo
Jack: **V a u l t h u n t e r**
(Borderlands intensifies)
No one:
Mark: **calmly**
"Dude fuel"
"Oh fuel"
"Bob fuel"
i love that this part played as i read this comment,,
@@salacious_modeus. Thats amazing 😂
Mark: *Has Zombie*
Also Mark: OH NO THE HUMANS ARE GONNA TURN INTO THE ZOMBIE TOO?
@@HallidayEstel Oh well.. That was certainly unnecessary buddy. It was for comedy, dude. Calm down, I did no harm.
@Lunii owo Glad I Helped!
( Yeah I'm Active, Be Quiet )
@@arti3176 WoW mAn YoUr AcTiVe???
@@aria9384 Indeed I am! I DONT HAVE A LIFE.
@@arti3176 Ah. Dang man.
"We think it's fine for the first 10 minutes, and then there's an exponential curve"
So very true.
The funny thing is that when mark was ambushed, the zombies were all girls
Oh god. The fangirls are getting out of hand.
Fangirls vs mark would be a better title
We need the markitary in the
Well, Mark does seem like a lady's man.
Spoilers
Last time I was this early Jack was wearing his hat
And we heard the name yamimash
He went on vacation
@@bumachickenhard2414 Really?
Luke Wright aw RIP, the hat will seriously be missed
jack's voice at 1:36 when he says, "hi mark" is so cute.
Sounds like his old self
Oh hi mark
Hi Mark
Did anyone else realize that Mark's username is MarkiplierFan89? XD idk why but I thought that was really funny
I like bootyshorts4life xD
It's Mark, what did you honestly expect? I like Wade with his BootyShorts4Life...
@@everglow101 True, true
i wish it was MarkiplierFan69... like the amount of likes u have right now therefore i refuse to ruin it
Everyone: saying they got a kill
Mark: I got 10
Also Mark: did not kill anyone
Mark: “Are they in the rice fields?”
Zombie: “WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MF”
FILTHYFRANK THROWBACK ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@@reck7346 Filthy Frowback
"Guns cant hurt you"
-Muyskerm 2019
Sam Dixon true, but bullets do
Same dude who claimed to "drown all the children in the world"
I still remember, Bob.
I like how by the time they hit the ground there was already 10 zombies
“There was a 0 in the number”
My bank account always
DamageIncM *22
12 in dog years duhhh
Joshua Deyoe either you flexing saying there’s a lot of zeros
Or roasting yourself saying you’re poor.
I dont know tbh
@@Chameleon_108 same
Triangle Lullaby or maybe it was a JOKE!
R/wooooooosh
2:53
Me: “I recognize this...”
My brain: I got ya fam
*AYAYA AYAYA AYAYAYAAAA*
Me an intellectual weeb: Ayaya? *AYAYA AYAYA AYAYA AYAYA*
Okay I thought of this Spanish song 😂😂
*Pillar men theme intensifies*
The zombie is OUTNUMBERED
But not OUTMATCHED
My brain just got *OUTPLAYED*
uncle iroh!
@Gentleman
Took me a second to get that :D
“We may be outnumbered, but you are clearly _outmatched!_ “-Uncle Iroh
WEARE OUTGUNNED
OUTMANNED
OUTNUMBERED
OUTPLANNED
I love Jack's freak out:
"...He's a Terminator!!!!!!!"
I never thought I'd get so much joy out of hearing someone screaming like that!
And then the whole:
Bob: "... we go so far back guys"
Jack: "Yeah! Stay that far back !"
@@VanossaGaming2 thx
5:03
That poor guy in the back, they died a hero, and an Uber for Mark. RIP
Bob: each human that dies turns into a zombie juggernaut.
Mark: oh shit!
That caught my attention
Super zombies, for when regular zombies just aren’t bad enough
ARC okay I see your comments everywhereeee so I thought I’d click on your channel... and I was not disappointed. Funny af, you’ve earned yourself a sub
Wait a moment... HOW'D YOU GET HERE?
Santiago Sánchez heheheh
"But we think for the first 10 minutes everything's fine!" (@ 1:06)
Mark just predicted 2020, everyone!
Mark: Playing a terrifying zombie
Also Mark: Terrified of mannequins
thank you for all that you do for me and your community. i’ve never been this happy before. thank you for saving my life and showing me all the beautiful reasons to stay alive. i love you
You know what, I love you sis keep up the good work ill be looking for yoir commitment on the next video xoxox
Thank you too you loverly person. Hope you have a good day/week/month!
Hm... A lie to get attention... or an honest story...
I'll give you the benefit of tte doubt.
Take care.
❤❤❤ Love comin' at ya' four hours late!! We care about you; hang in there, sweetheart :)
I don't know what was funnier!!!! Jack saying "I smell pennies!" Or Mark doing his hippie voice after!!😂😂🤣🤣
That guy at 4:00 just gave him a ride to his friend and was just like “just doing my part”
"Zombie gets scared by mannequins" never thought I'd see the day
Mark: We are such good friends.
Jack: THAT DON'T SOUND LIKE MARK!
Love how when they're landing, they didn't notice there was already SIX zombies😂
0:18 Little did he know how literally Mark would take that statement xD
How does nobody else think Sean saying "I smell pennies" hilarious..... I died of laughter as soon as I heard it 😂
Me too!!
You ever see the original video he got it from? Even better
@@whiteface513abandonedchann8 Ooooo what video lol (It sort of reminds me of Salad Fingers... I dont know why lol)
Just look up "I smell pennies", it's pretty well-known
@@whiteface513abandonedchann8 will do
they need to do a round where they start as zombies and fight 99 players.
"if you see a zombie on the ground... *dont*"
Mark: "Behind, BEHIND!"
Bob: "Wait that's a bad one?!"
Mark: "Yeah that's a bad one!"
Viewers: "Huh, the title almost sounds like-"
Bob: "Wanna fight a juggernaut?"
Viewers: "yeah that"
"This air is dummy THICC"
- Jacksepticeye, 2019
Mark: We are such good friends!
Jack: That doesn’t sound like Mark
Mark: I love you
Mark:*Gets turned into zombie*
Also Mark: *Instant stoner* "Why fight?"
Mark: *in a game full of zombies*
*Sees mannequin*
“Omg so scary!!”
Well he has a legitimate fear of mannequins
Bob: Guns can't hurt you.
Mark: I have so much ammo.
I love the fact that the zombies are just humans in their underwear punching people lol
Bob: "So just stay away from them for like 20 minutes..."
Me: * Looks how long the video is * "wai- wow..."
Nobody:
Jack: *I SMELL PENNIES*
When?
Wence Lucero 18:26
Mr. Al 😏
Mark, 1 minute into not being the center or even part of the conversation. "HEYYY GUUUUUUYS"
‘*Mark*’ “post during the middle of the day”
‘*kids in school*’ Why.
‘*Me being homeschooled*’ hehe
Everyone else complaining because they have to go to school: "why tho?"
Me who never leaves my room:
" videoooooooo"
I can relate because....I used to be...... homeschooled
I just watch it during college haha
I had no school today because of a ralley for teachers wanting more pay
Toriel’s Child this is why I graduated
UA-cam's best PUBG squad:
The loud Irish one (Jack)
The one that just goes along with everything (Mark)
I don't even know (Wade)
And then there's Bob
“Yeah. It’ll be fine.”
-Markiplier
Also Mark before match: *OHHHHH shit.*