But even then, they Are trained special forces talking down a cartel. And i might be wrong Here but a cartel and a goverment are, from a Military perspective, two complete different fucking Things. The gov. Military is actually trained While the cartel has only the basic knowledge of COMBAT, and movement n shit, PLUS those ghosts are There on a goverment Mission and execute Plans an actual Military leader, or leader of the CIA or FBI approved and thought up, so they always had a Plan. Please correct me if i am wrong Here but wildlands seems far more possible than that venuzuelen Thing.
@@Some_Sleepy_Guy In Wildlands the Cartel effectively took over the Bolivian government with the help of Unidad. Even if the FOUR main characters were on a government operation they would not receive any backup no matter what. In Wildlands you do fight the government of Bolivia in the form of Unidad who are highly trained and well-armed so it's hard to say which one is more unlikely to actually work in a real-world situation.
@@nomad2629 Absolutely. I just did my final paper on covert action using the Bay of Pigs as a "how not to do covert action" case study. Now I wish I could have used this as an example lol.
Two things that I wish you would have included here: 1. The CIA knew this was going down months and months ago, and actually sent guys over to tell them this was a shitty plan and they should probably back out and not go through with it. But ol boy decided that his skills and knowhow trumps an entire intelligence agency. 2. After they got spotted and realized the mission was fubar, they tried to escape, but couldn't outrun the Venezuelan boats and didn't have the fuel to make it to non-Venezuelan territory. So they boated back to shore and surrendered. This whole event is just pure gold.
Jaeger Wolf I can just imagine CIA agents at their headquarters eating popcorn and laughing while watching this mission fail in real time from a UAV live feed
I always wonder how do drill sergeants not get headaches and a sore throat from yelling? That’s its own special skill. Seriously..I watch these videos in awe, shit is amazing lol.
Oddly, as a civilian with zero military experience I understand this whole situation better now than any article has explained. Thanks for the laugh and explanation.
I can understand going ahead with only 20% of the defectors but come on call in some more troops from somewhere else. You clearly got some connections so get some Mercs or something to help out.
The cocaine they extract from the coca is sold to pharmaceutical companies for use in dental, eye, and throat surgery that it's still used for. If you want to sell it on the street, just ask the CIA how it's done.
Actual convo between me as a young pvt to a spc at the time You sure were the best militart, were kinda shit Yep How bad is everyone else? We actually have plate carriers and everyone has a gun. Fair nuff
Dane William ikr. In 03 when we went into Falluja. MI told told us not to worry no body is there. There is literally a bath party resort called Dream Land right outside of the city. It’s like invading Berlin and saying don’t worry there’s no Nazis there. And to make it even better they originally sent only one company of dismounted soldiers because well no one is there. 4 months later after being shelled every night for the last two months. They got the artillery a device that can project where the shots are coming from. Of course it was the wrong kind. The kind that detects self propelled guns. But they could sleep easy at night because at least they tried. I couldn’t sleep easy because it had become easy to predict that it was going to rain fire every night.
I mean their military might be hilarious to watch but there's still likely to be a shitload of them, with their government supplying them and you've got 60 dudes who defected and almost no equipment. It's like showing up to fight the special kid down the street when you're on crutches.
In starting to think they put that out on purpose to mislead everyone else. If everyone thinks their military are clowns they will do this type of raid...if that's the case, whoever thought of it is a genius.
How do you ship coke legally ,? and this guy was in military c??? stupid gringo !!!you use the CIA and dead Americans soldiers bodies to legaly transport cocaine ...with a channel name like angry cop I really should of known Better !!!
I was just listening to his smooth, silky croon when all of a sudden I was hearing the Manscaped stuff and had to rewind and watch to see how it happened - smooth A.F. A-plus, ten-out-of-ten.
No Commies Allowed In My Playhouse jesus fucking christ people that say “ok boomer” are worse than boomers shut the fuck up bro quarantine got me actin out of pocket fr fr
I have watched this video more times than I would care to admit, but I just absolutely cannot help myself. There are just so many moments where they should have just called it and decided to go. It hurts my brain from the failure in strategy, but hurts my gut from the straight up laughter it always causes lol
They had the sketchy general (with a bounty of like 10mil) already with them and instead of just handing his ass over first, they decided to trust him lmao
Great idea. Problem is he knows way too much (as he demonstrated, lol). Now if that bounty was 10 mil, dead or alive, then yes they missed a golden opportunity
Or the United States: “Let’s send a bunch of ex-Cuban malcontents and hangers-on to take out Castro and liberate Cuba, with no support whatsoever”. Yeah, great idea.
@@MinistryOfMagic_DoM Yeah. but marines are...ya know...marines. 60 dudes? Broom sticks? Throw some shields in boys, we are doing this the greek style!
Charlie Rajnus buddy it’s old documented information. Get with the times. Never mind tinfoil hat from the decade you were born in you should dig yourself out of that hole you live in. Welcome to the future
Go read “the world was going our way.” Written by a Soviet defector. The whole “cocaine” thing was a Soviet propaganda ploy. Apparently it worked on some people.
Ronald 240Bravo You, too, are just some random guy on UA-cam. You have no evidence, other than some tinfoil hat claim. How do you know what they were? I’m sure you saw a plane. I may even believe that the plane was used for drug transportation. But I also believe you don’t know jack as to who owned that airplane. Or if somebody hired you to do that dive, that may have been staged. The bottom line is you’ve presented no evidence. I don’t think the plane says “CIA” on it. If it did, then it would have to be fake. Yet I’ve provided evidence from a Soviet defector - the book is called “the world was going our way- that this whole “smuggling drugs“ story was started by the KGB. In fact, if we take a look at Russian interference in our 2016 election, Russia has been doing this kind of stuff since the 1930s. If there was any truth to this, a respected news source would have produced a story. Yet nothing comes from anybody respected. Believe me, I’m guessing there’s plenty of respected newspapers who would love to trash any US government organization. The fact that they’ve not found any evidence and yet only some crazy tinfoil hat people have, indicates it’s probably baloney. Every once in a while, I come across nut cases who make these claims. Everyone from the fake moon landing crowd to the 9/11 insider job crowd to this nonsense. Nobody can ever provide me evidence. I base my information and evidence. You can actually change my mind when you produce evidence. So the ball is in your court. Otherwise, you are just like the other flakes that are out there.
Joke's on you. They wanted to be captured. Step 1: Secure the keys Step 2: Ascend from darkness Step 3: Rain fire Step 4: Unleash the horde Step 5: Skewer the winged beast Step 6: Wield a fist of iron Step 7: Raise Hell Step 8: Freedom
Yeah, this is amazing. As a former communications 0-2 from another country, I do have a certain amount of infantry training and absolutely no special ops training. That said, if given this task in officer training and told to plan for it, I would have said that we need a battalion or at least the maneuver companies from a battalion and pre-arranged transportation. And Spanish speakers. Good grief.
2011 Pakistan: Navy Tweets: Hey Bin Laden we going to send in a super stealth helicopter team with Navy SEALs into Pakistan to kill you. What you going to do, when we come for you? Pakistan Tweets: Hold up, WHAT!!!
So. Dude was told he'd have 300 and walked off with 60 dudes? The training was not a formal school, detailed, or even fed? Yeah, this sounds like it's going to be a wild success. Especially given the time frame.
"The Venezuelan Jungle" _That's why_ they didn't go at night;because they're afraid of banana spiders and snakes. They didn't have to worry about real banana spiders and snakes when they practiced on Arma 3
Thanks man. I've been very down with life and shit not going very well. I'm thankful I found your channel a couple of days ago. As a vet, you've helped me these past couple of days!
The whole thing reminds me of a Captain I had the displeasure to be commanded by in Haiti. The moron led us out to raid a known insurgency group with a large cache of weapons, ammunition and supplies. We staged under a street light in front of a house. The Captain began briefing us on the plan, which he had delayed doing prior. As he briefed us he began pointing to various areas of the house nearby which we at first assumed he had chosen because it was similar to the target location. About five minutes in we began to realize the house we were staged in front of was in fact the target location. Including the mounted .50 caliber machine guns in the corners of the first floor set up to fire through the adjacent windows. He was stunned when we launched the raid only to find nobody home. We were fortunate they opted to retreat through an underground tunnel network instead of mowing us down.
Not every day you get to witness winning by failing to lose. I thought that was just how China did things... (Context; the CCP to this day claim to have defeated the Imperial Japanese occupation force when in fact they had capitulated to the Americans. The PLA took advantage of the Kunmintang Army being left weakened and demoralized from defending their country from sadistic invaders, and came to power by slaughtering their own countrymen and forcing the legitimate rulers of China to evacuate to Taiwan. This is why America needs to recognize Taiwan as a country before the CCP Hong Kong them into submission)
Chuckle, I also had a similar event with a 3 letter law enforcement type bureau. They needed help serving a search warrant in our city. So they gave us a time and place to link up for their brief. So we meet them with all of our armor and such and the first question was where's the target. You see the street light down there? Yeeeeess???? It's 3 house down from that. Surprising, nobody was home. We got lucky also.
Jokes on all of you because these were real Venezuelan military. Literally sounds exactly like their bullshit and their videos of their mil training. You know why there was even direct financing with the exact types of guys Maduro has on standby? Because it was probably a set up to try to throw media bullshit etc at the us but nobody really gives a shit anyways. They "leaked it" because they had no actual way to hide it other than try to get the public's uninformed circle jerks going. This is like trying to ram a civilian cruise ship and having your "military" boat sink. It has all of the telltale signs of Venezuelan quality and you can bet their wheelbarrows of paper monopoly money on it. The fed so far doesnt hold a candle to their printers. We simply cant compete.
Spanish isn't even that hard to learn. Trying studying Japanese for a year and be prepared to rip your eyes out trying to memorize literally thousands of characters from 3 different alphabets. Oh and some of the characters have multiple pronunciations depending on what characters come before or after it. LMAO Spanish uses nearly the same fucking alphabet. In before people start in on me on how complicated conjugating verbs is in Spanish.
They're all airsoft guns & airsoft equipment. Check out this Twitter thread: threadreaderapp.com/thread/1258118126350172160.html The guy who made this is ex-military and has a really sharp eye for fuckery. He broke down this "coup attempt" beautifully. Venezuela's just trying to deflect from their own problem, mainly their 10,000,000% inflation rate.
A crack dealing commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they did commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a Venezuelan dictator, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The F-Team. (Distant copy righted A-Team theme song plays on someones phone.) (Tricycle with wagon smashes hastily built ramp) "We are... the F-Team!" (The few Venezuelans that stopped to watch the commotion chuckle and walk away.)
This plan reminds me of a story out of WW1. The trenches were at a halt, a few guys got a wild hair and pointed out that a german tank was stuck in the middle of no-mans-land; they decided "lets go steal it". Absolutely batshit crazy idea, but a key difference is; their plan worked. One of the last "OG" tanks from WW1 thats still around today in a museum.
Ah yes, 'Mephisto', now residing in the Brisbane military museum. Based Aussies took it while being fired upon by machine guns, mortars, artillery, gas... Yeah, Fritz threw everything but the kitchen sink at them to prevent the whole thing. Yet they still managed to haul a bogged and broken down tank out of No Mans Land and back to their own lines... Just because they felt like doing it in order to piss off Jerry. Wartime Australians are just a different species, I swear.
It's like when America tried to fuck up Cuba but everyone involved is an old saggy failure. We're basically just doomed to repeat history in a lamer and lamer way forever
@@kvltrites4534 I mean this was a 3rd party proxy operation. Not a direct military op. If we had used a legit team of generals and colonels and not an e6 the operation would have likely worked a lot better.
Aaron wrote: "".... We'll have 300 men and military grade weapons. 60 people show up, and the weapons don't arrive." ...... There are good reasons for this: 1. You can't buy Red Ryder BB guns at Walmart anymore, and 2. Even if you did, it would require a special mod to add a bayonet lug that didn't block the loading tube.
@@citymorgue8462 Says who, last time I checked the Canadian governmental system isn't Socialist but rather conservative . Even its liberal elements aren't exactly far left . And more to the point we have never had a manic as a leader. Even our worst Prime Minister ( a woman btw) did little to impact Canada's long term prosperity. I suggest you stop using tabloids as your source of news about Canada. We have weathered the likes of Trudeau before and we will again. We're a far stronger nation than you Americans give us credit for. If we weren't half of you wouldn't be boasting about leaving the US for Canada every time a failed businessman with bad hair gets elected your President.
@@clothar23 All your guns are gonna be banned in 2 years without any input from parliament, sounds like a dictatorship in the making, a leader making decisions without permission from the cabinet, and disarming the people sounds familiar🤔🤨
@@citymorgue8462 One, not every firearm in existence is being banned for ownership in Canada. Just stop, the only thing being banned are military grade weapons such as the AR-15 platform and certain types of shotguns for example. And that sort of ban is really only effecting competitive shooters. And if a Canadian citizen wants to competitively shoot using such rifles the Canadian Armed Forces has a world renowned shooting team. Secondly such a ban is only in effect as long as Trudeau remains Prime Minister. Every single ruling and law passed in Canada is completely up for review and or deletion if so desired by the ruling party or parties .Since often we as a nation are ruled by minority governments. Third you obviously have no concept of the things you are talking about here so just stop. It's painfully clear you are just parroting the tabloid propaganda you swallow alongside that piss warm bud light you're drinking right now.
Probably the best segway for a promo I have ever seen! As a 20 year veteran of the intel community, this has got to be the worst/dumbest thing to even think could have been a good idea.
This whole thing is like if the guys who put together Fyre Festival decided to try their hand at recreating the Bay of Pigs invasion... only it didn't go quite as well.
I feel like the E6 and some of his buddies played some Ghost Recon Wildlands over some beers and felt like it could work in real life.
Which game comes before that one?
@@spencerwells1328 Ghost Recon Breakpoint
@@alexescobar817 actually brake point is the new one the one before wildlands is ghost recon future soldier but its nothing like wildlands
But even then, they Are trained special forces talking down a cartel. And i might be wrong Here but a cartel and a goverment are, from a Military perspective, two complete different fucking Things. The gov. Military is actually trained While the cartel has only the basic knowledge of COMBAT, and movement n shit, PLUS those ghosts are There on a goverment Mission and execute Plans an actual Military leader, or leader of the CIA or FBI approved and thought up, so they always had a Plan.
Please correct me if i am wrong Here but wildlands seems far more possible than that venuzuelen Thing.
@@Some_Sleepy_Guy In Wildlands the Cartel effectively took over the Bolivian government with the help of Unidad. Even if the FOUR main characters were on a government operation they would not receive any backup no matter what. In Wildlands you do fight the government of Bolivia in the form of Unidad who are highly trained and well-armed so it's hard to say which one is more unlikely to actually work in a real-world situation.
"nah nah nah man, I'm a Green Beret, we've got a dirty politician, and a coke dealing general this is a great Netflix opportunity" best line by far
Sounds like it'd make a good comedy. Why aren't we funding this?
I had been thinking that the entire video.
Writing the script for this now
This honesty sounds like an off-brand 6 underground
@@RegalChalice if you legit are you gotta email that to me man lol
This sounds like a knock off Bay of Pigs invasion lol.
Walmart Bay of pigs
@@nomad2629 Absolutely. I just did my final paper on covert action using the Bay of Pigs as a "how not to do covert action" case study. Now I wish I could have used this as an example lol.
Kids: Mom can we get CIA interventions in South America?
Mom: We have CIA interventions at home.
CIA interventions at home:
It's also similar to the plot of season 2 Jack Ryan on Prime. Even down to going in via boat and getting caught.
@Ninety5tag sorry dude but you would've recognised the plot from the first episode anyways!
"Hey Pablo, what's that?"
"Looks like a bunch of armed hobos paddling towards us"
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Chill
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And some have broomsticks!
CIA: “Man that was stupid. We weren’t involved.”
Also CIA in private: “Why didn’t we think of this?”
Bay of Pigs invasion
@@JainZar1 my thoughts exactly
TheRusty Musket we’d never be told if they did 😂
Google Mail the Lusitania did have arms on board tho.
@TheRusty Musket because if they were they would have had more guns boats and a few bricks of cocaine...
That sponsor transition was cleaner than soap
God dam son, u said best
yes
Cleaner that that coup and the people running it
Yea he should be their spokesman. He deserves so many more subs
Dish soap, or like dial
Two things that I wish you would have included here:
1. The CIA knew this was going down months and months ago, and actually sent guys over to tell them this was a shitty plan and they should probably back out and not go through with it. But ol boy decided that his skills and knowhow trumps an entire intelligence agency.
2. After they got spotted and realized the mission was fubar, they tried to escape, but couldn't outrun the Venezuelan boats and didn't have the fuel to make it to non-Venezuelan territory. So they boated back to shore and surrendered.
This whole event is just pure gold.
Seeing how sideways it got, I’m willing to bet it was the cia in the first place 😂
@@jshaw1503 nah, when it comes to coups, the cia is extremely competent, especially in south america.
Jaeger Wolf I can just imagine CIA agents at their headquarters eating popcorn and laughing while watching this mission fail in real time from a UAV live feed
This was 100% a operation of the cia and those trying to try to destroy us.
Reza Killer yeah bay of pigs was siiiiick
"THEY DIDN'T. SPEAK. SPANISH!!!"
Cracks me up every single fucking time.
That blew my mind.
This sounds like ghost recon but everything terrible happens.
Narclump lol
So it's basically Ghost Recon.
HAHAHAHHA
David Richardson the big difference is that you win in ghost recon
The big difference between them though is that ghost Recon Is special forces and you are competent
"we got a dirty politician and a coke dealing general. this is a great netflix opportunity, we're doing it!"
The intro should be the seal saying "So your probably wondering how i got into this situation. Yeah thats me."
Id watch it.
I’m waiting for this one to release. November 4th?
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Yeah, you didnt put enough minors, in spandex, twerking, for netflix.
“Its ok if we get caught, we’ll just restart at the last checkpoint.”
Well get em next time
That was an intentional fail so we could know what to expect when we reset that’s all
Only 60 guys, no equipment and daylight raid? Whew Veteran difficulty is prettt hard!
BigfootUnibrowMan there wasn’t even a checkpoint to save progress at!
It worked out well on our mult- player online Battle Royal ...🎮
What could go wrong !!!!!???.
i still love the unofficial title of this operation... "The Bay of Piglets". Pure gold
Bay of Hobos
That one dislike is that Venezuela politician
Or the green beret dude
Bold of you to assume the Venezuelan can afford internet.
Make that 46 Venezuela politicians
@@bigredwolf6 took 30 minutes to process that dislike
This man has his walls half-covered with sound foam but still manages to yell loud enough to cause an echo, I'm not even mad thats just impressive.
I'm 90% sure the US modifies it's drill sergeants vocal cords to be louder then a normal human
Windows
DI skills man
I always wonder how do drill sergeants not get headaches and a sore throat from yelling? That’s its own special skill. Seriously..I watch these videos in awe, shit is amazing lol.
@@MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE oh they do , trust me
Angry Cops makes the quarantine beareble.
word
Amen brother
@@AngryCops Yes. Several. That's how sentences work, Drill.
Angry, how is basement Jesus doing?
Yes sirrr
“E6 green berets in charge & he’s got moxie!” 😂😂😂😂😂
I was looking for this comment
Its an epic line lol
That Segway to massage was epic 🤣🤣
@Colton R all they would've had to do was offer them a 3 day pass.
This is how I imagine Arma players try to plan an actual operation
Nah they will actually have equipment and might think to do it at night.
Only to have the fishing boats collide and explode due to lag
Accurate, I know some people who play that game that take it a bit seriously
Arma players could do better ecks dee
Nah, that would involve 2 hours of bullshittery before crashing in a loaded helicopter 2 mitutes into the operation because of a "TrackIR glitch"...
Yung Domino not with no big daddy Zeus to give everyone an Arsenal and 600 planes
Oddly, as a civilian with zero military experience I understand this whole situation better now than any article has explained. Thanks for the laugh and explanation.
Hell you could probably have pulled more off then they did.
Zach Bunch lol
@@zachbunch8701 I jack my kids up with nerf guns. I am now very qualified to take over Caracas.
I can understand going ahead with only 20% of the defectors but come on call in some more troops from somewhere else. You clearly got some connections so get some Mercs or something to help out.
Tomato Bagel in that case I am with you ! 3 kids here and allot of nerf experience !
I’ve never seen a better ad transition I’m so impressed
'Valentine vine' is one of the best euphanisms I've heard in a while too!
I feel like I just watched a 13 minute, 58 second ad. You know what? I ain't even mad.
"I don't know how you move that much cocaine legally into the US." I dunno, ask the Coca-Cola corporation.
The cocaine they extract from the coca is sold to pharmaceutical companies for use in dental, eye, and throat surgery that it's still used for. If you want to sell it on the street, just ask the CIA how it's done.
@@blackirish781 The CIA would like to know your location
@@blackirish781 well yeah, all of those illegal drugs are still used medically. Same with meth and heroin and everything else
@@Ryan-ze9fz yeah amphetemenes are used as medication all the time. Dunno bout straight heroin though, I think other opioids are commonly used instead
I don't think full on CRYSTAL is used for medical procedures, as it is a street drug made by cooking hazardous chemicals
Mission accomplished : they will definitely get a Netflix show about them
Pratt I’d watch it. I’m picturing more as a South Park episode though
The title should be something among the lines of "The Clown Brigade"
Dont fund venezuelan propaganda or perpetuate it.
That might have been a plan from the start.
I'm thinking a spin off from "The Interview". Has to have James Franco and Seth Rogen
I just love that you have a designated yelling corner in your house
Lol I can imagine every time he gets in trouble with his wife he uploads a rant video instead of standing in the corner like she told him too!
Surprisingly no sweating today
@Corazon Sierra LMAO that's by far one of the funniest things I've heard yet!
Moral lesson: Always level up to complete a campaign and defeat bosses and to upgrade your team and equipment.
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Entirely accurate lol. You cant defeat them with a spork
They had starting gear and they where trying defeat the end game boss
@farsaltygamer x to be fair this was still the tutorial campaign.
Vagabond Wastrel Tutorial Campaign is taking out a drug lord at his mansion, this is like level 3 campaign
They should have got a ww2 vet to help them train for a beach landing
Wait wha-OH NO YOU DID NOT YOU MAD GENIUS
@@giorgoschatzinikolaou8285 knowing these guys, they’d probably get an engineer that was off sick on D day.
@@vereinfacht8967 they would probably get a person who was a child during ww2
so they could have gotten blown to bits as soon as they set one foot off the boat? LMAO
@@SgtMars Or be sawn in half by MG Fire
"I'll just stay out for a few drinks. How bad can thinks get?"
Few drinks later
"Guys let's go invade a country!!"
(1812) "I'll just stay out and have a few sips of tea." How bad can things get?
Few cups later
"The British are coming the British are coming!"
In 1996 I was... Kindly asked to leave a country after some serious drinking... But I never had visions of grandeur of taking over! :-)
"20% of the people and 0% of the equipment" sums up just about every military everywhere
Actual convo between me as a young pvt to a spc at the time
You sure were the best militart, were kinda shit
Yep
How bad is everyone else?
We actually have plate carriers and everyone has a gun.
Fair nuff
Sounds like a normal day for the marines.
Dane William ikr. In 03 when we went into Falluja. MI told told us not to worry no body is there. There is literally a bath party resort called Dream Land right outside of the city. It’s like invading Berlin and saying don’t worry there’s no Nazis there. And to make it even better they originally sent only one company of dismounted soldiers because well no one is there. 4 months later after being shelled every night for the last two months. They got the artillery a device that can project where the shots are coming from. Of course it was the wrong kind. The kind that detects self propelled guns. But they could sleep easy at night because at least they tried. I couldn’t sleep easy because it had become easy to predict that it was going to rain fire every night.
Except the UNITED states 30% people you need 100000% of the equipment
*sad Georgian corner whaling*
The coup plotters saw that "Venezuelan army tries to scare US Marines" video and took it at face value.
All right I'll be that guy to admit it. That's the first place I went back to immediately after seeing this. Semper Fi
I mean their military might be hilarious to watch but there's still likely to be a shitload of them, with their government supplying them and you've got 60 dudes who defected and almost no equipment. It's like showing up to fight the special kid down the street when you're on crutches.
@@nunyabusiness4904 It's like showing up to fight the special kid, but the kid is 150lbs and his special dad also shows up.
In starting to think they put that out on purpose to mislead everyone else. If everyone thinks their military are clowns they will do this type of raid...if that's the case, whoever thought of it is a genius.
@LiL Speng Remember about the retard strength.
“This is a GREAT netflix opportunity”
I’d actually like to see it on netflix😂😂
adam sandler is okay?
bringsik100
No we need Nick cage to be the star
Be careful wat u wish 4 bc some child sonography guy in his late 70s asked for young girls and now we got cuties...
Better than most shit they make nowadays
There's a movie that might be somewhat similar. It's called Four Lions.
“I don’t know how you can legally transport cocaine into the United States, but..”
*Laughs in Pharmacy delivery driver*
How do you ship coke legally ,? and this guy was in military c??? stupid gringo !!!you use the CIA and dead Americans soldiers bodies to legaly transport cocaine ...with a channel name like angry cop I really should of known Better !!!
@@reedsportlegal1504 it's a joke. It ain't that deep bruv.
@@reedsportlegal1504 bro at least learn basic grammar before going off on someone for no reason
@@reedsportlegal1504 Cartel bottom bitch over here.
@@reedsportlegal1504 ok Karen
That was the smoothest transition into an ad I've ever seen.
I was just listening to his smooth, silky croon when all of a sudden I was hearing the Manscaped stuff and had to rewind and watch to see how it happened - smooth A.F. A-plus, ten-out-of-ten.
Smooth as butter
7:10“Nah man I’m a Green Beret, a dirty politician, and a coke dealing general. Great Netflix opportunity!” -AC 2020!
RPD Survivors Honestly I would love to see a dark comedy about the whole thing, that would be a great opportunity honestly
Hopefully one day we get the Tiger King style mockumentary. Nicolas Cage should also star in it
Sounds like 5he setup of a shitty joke
RPD Survivors AOC 2020
This line slayed me!
Bay of Pigs Part II: Electric Boogaloo.
The fact that this went worse than the Bay of Pigs is, in and of itself, an accomplishment.
When someone says Venezuela I remember the video “Venezuela Military tries to scare US Marines”
I think of the time a cruise ship down an engine accidentally sunk a Venezuelan warship
Jacob G lol
@@jacobg5122 Perhaps someone could contract that crew. They seem to have no issues dealing with the Venezuelan Navy.
Same
Lol. Even those idiots could take on these idiots
These boiis put the "Special" in Special Forces😂
They drove a shortbus over the border.
was gonna like then i saw "bois"
@@eiou9wefhiu632 ok boomer
No Commies Allowed In My Playhouse jesus fucking christ people that say “ok boomer” are worse than boomers shut the fuck up bro quarantine got me actin out of pocket fr fr
@@alif-a3796 ok boomer
The Raid Team after seeing Zero Dark Thirty or some shit:
"I am STEALTH"
STELTH
😂🤣
@Kamryn Kant that meme where it's the 3d image guy that gets a word wrong after doing what he thinks is a good move
@Kamryn Kant
Something like this
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Yo- .... You'- You're describing the plot of Ghost Recon: Wildlands
Yea but the Ghost recon dudes are Delta and you know, speak Spanish.
🤣
@@JohnDoe-en4gn dude🤣🤣 so game developers did a better job.💀
Shitballs
jryde421 😂💀
I bet the line "I was in 10th special forces group, were you?" was the driving factor in this op.
Nice name...
Chad Mower
Well he showed them all right....
Showed him that they were right and also that you can’t fix stupid.
In their defense the paddles were also carried as weapons to support the ones with broom handles.
RoC 77 "overlapping fields of rowing"
🤣
Hahahahahahahahaha!
And you just know there was one guy with an ACOG on his broom handle. There's always one 🙄
"Great Netflix opportunity" should enter the popular lexicon.
someone should do this movie before adam sandler
This comment aged like milk
I’m gonna start saying that lol
How could the green berets train Hispanic speaking Venezuelans? Obviously not enough of them understood them. FUBAR 🤣
"We're goin for it"
I have watched this video more times than I would care to admit, but I just absolutely cannot help myself. There are just so many moments where they should have just called it and decided to go. It hurts my brain from the failure in strategy, but hurts my gut from the straight up laughter it always causes lol
They had the sketchy general (with a bounty of like 10mil) already with them and instead of just handing his ass over first, they decided to trust him lmao
Yeah, that would have funded the rest of the operation.
Great idea. Problem is he knows way too much (as he demonstrated, lol). Now if that bounty was 10 mil, dead or alive, then yes they missed a golden opportunity
The E6 and the politician could have taken the stupid sketchy general, hand him over to Uncle Sam, then split the 10 millions and sail off to sunset.
300 men were originally needed
60 showed up missing equipment
Are we quite sure Mussolini wasn’t running this operation
"ok, so lets take over a country"
"Wait where is the commander"
"Why is there only 60 people?"
"Where are your gear"
"We're doing it anyway ok?"
Or the United States: “Let’s send a bunch of ex-Cuban malcontents and hangers-on to take out Castro and liberate Cuba, with no support whatsoever”.
Yeah, great idea.
Marines could find a way somehow with only 60 dudes and missing equipment. Lol.
@@MinistryOfMagic_DoM Yeah. but marines are...ya know...marines.
60 dudes? Broom sticks? Throw some shields in boys, we are doing this the greek style!
@@ancaplanaoriginal5303 rocking up to the airport screaming "FORM PHALANX"
Love the shirt,
"because He has Moxie' killed me.
kinda sad you did not cut in some of that high quality "Venezuela Military scares US Marines" clips.
All we need is Moxie
I was waiting for those clips😂
2 years later and i still come back to watch this
This sounds like something out of “American Dad.”
King of the Hill
Hank's father, Cotton Hill and a few of his elderly retiree war buddies attempt to launch a coup against Fidel Castro.
Was Eric Prince 🐸 of Blackwater ☻ fame not available?
Yes lol all they need is an alien from space to help. CIA say Aliens are real raid Area 51.
NaMan IGN Roger is probably the coke smuggling General.
Hahahahaha
It really does
"I dont know how you could legally transport cocaine into the US."
The CIA does
I was getting ready to post the same thing then I saw your post and was like....."Good Man!"
American dad thing I see.
Or are you that stupid to think they do while you sit there with a tinfoil hat..?
Charlie Rajnus buddy it’s old documented information. Get with the times. Never mind tinfoil hat from the decade you were born in you should dig yourself out of that hole you live in. Welcome to the future
Go read “the world was going our way.” Written by a Soviet defector. The whole “cocaine” thing was a Soviet propaganda ploy. Apparently it worked on some people.
Ronald 240Bravo You, too, are just some random guy on UA-cam. You have no evidence, other than some tinfoil hat claim. How do you know what they were? I’m sure you saw a plane. I may even believe that the plane was used for drug transportation. But I also believe you don’t know jack as to who owned that airplane. Or if somebody hired you to do that dive, that may have been staged. The bottom line is you’ve presented no evidence. I don’t think the plane says “CIA” on it. If it did, then it would have to be fake. Yet I’ve provided evidence from a Soviet defector - the book is called “the world was going our way- that this whole “smuggling drugs“ story was started by the KGB. In fact, if we take a look at Russian interference in our 2016 election, Russia has been doing this kind of stuff since the 1930s.
If there was any truth to this, a respected news source would have produced a story. Yet nothing comes from anybody respected. Believe me, I’m guessing there’s plenty of respected newspapers who would love to trash any US government organization. The fact that they’ve not found any evidence and yet only some crazy tinfoil hat people have, indicates it’s probably baloney. Every once in a while, I come across nut cases who make these claims. Everyone from the fake moon landing crowd to the 9/11 insider job crowd to this nonsense. Nobody can ever provide me evidence. I base my information and evidence. You can actually change my mind when you produce evidence. So the ball is in your court. Otherwise, you are just like the other flakes that are out there.
This plan sounds like an Expendables movie that got bushwhacked for being unrealistic. Should have called Sly for a heads up.
someone get sly on the phone i got a pitch for the expendables 5
More like McGruber 2
Sly was in the middle of painting a watercolour - too busy.
These guys severely underestimate how large a role lavish funding plays in their successful missions.
Jordan Goudreau: " I can lead a military coup with a group of defectors "
Also Goudreau:"Bay of Pigs?....never heard of it"
Boy, how stupid do I feel when my first thought was "They're short 240 people, that's a lot of potential leaks for a super seeeeecret coup."
240 people who must have had some idea of what was happening and weren't loyal enough to show up...
Joke's on you. They wanted to be captured.
Step 1: Secure the keys
Step 2: Ascend from darkness
Step 3: Rain fire
Step 4: Unleash the horde
Step 5: Skewer the winged beast
Step 6: Wield a fist of iron
Step 7: Raise Hell
Step 8: Freedom
Ah yes. I remember that.
REZNOV!!
Hahahahahahah
ALLL MUST DIE!!!!!MASON THE NUMBERSSSS
All, must die.
Yeah, this is amazing. As a former communications 0-2 from another country, I do have a certain amount of infantry training and absolutely no special ops training. That said, if given this task in officer training and told to plan for it, I would have said that we need a battalion or at least the maneuver companies from a battalion and pre-arranged transportation. And Spanish speakers. Good grief.
Don’t forget they tweeted about the “operation” while it was in progress and tagged the president’s twitter account. That was just ugh.
i know i saw that was super cringe
2011 Pakistan:
Navy Tweets: Hey Bin Laden we going to send in a super stealth helicopter team with Navy SEALs into Pakistan to kill you. What you going to do, when we come for you?
Pakistan Tweets: Hold up, WHAT!!!
That was Obama's idea
@@noodles5438 off topic but this guy twitter.com/ReallyVirtual/status/64780730286358528 almost foiled the entire operation unknowingly
@@3User That is rare
Guys commando crawling from the beach to the airport in broad daylight: “Don’t looks suspicious, don’t look suspicious... 🎶 “ 👀
Just pretend to be turtles guys! That'll fool them!
They’d probably look less suspicious if they dressed up in red crab suits and walked sideways.
Never thought I'd agree with a tik tok user.
@@collinmurphy107 omg I'm laugh burping this is hilarious.
So. Dude was told he'd have 300 and walked off with 60 dudes? The training was not a formal school, detailed, or even fed? Yeah, this sounds like it's going to be a wild success. Especially given the time frame.
This sounds like the first mission of black ops 1 lol
Netraft _ yeah bay of the pigs
Its the first mission but your afk because you went to take a bong rip
Maynard Zervantian lololololw
Just Some Kraken With Internet Access I agree sir, nostalgia
Maynard Zervantian I love u
I wasn’t expecting to double over in pain, laughter, crying and unable to breathe. Tell me you’re also considering standup
He already done that. Gave it up cause of the cop gig
Even the Penguins of Madagascar would have backed down after assessing their situation.
But after, kowalski analyses it first
@@botcheek482 Those guys needed a Kowalski to analyze their plan first.
When you’re requesting Seal Team Six, but your English no bueno, so you end up with Sail Team Sux.
Good joke
Nice
Nice
"Mission Failed...We'll get em' next time." - Dirty Coke Dealin' General
Was looking for this comment, was not disappointed.
This whole thing sounds like a COD mission someone made... when they were hella drunk
That segway into the manscaped ad was freaking outstanding AC 😂😂
That transition was the smoothest shit i've ever seen. Smoother than trainees's faces during bct.
10/10
smooth...so damn smooth
smoother than my balls after taking my new manscape lawn mower to them
A perfect example of dry Canadian humour. The mission started with “Hey let’s all go boating eh? ..... hold my beer “
jynnandtonnyx 5 months later I think your beer is warm
Thats what we call a "full send". Just fuckin send er bud.
Even funnier is the fact that reverso Justin Trudeau is a PMC.
What you taking boot?
Ron Mejia
LOL. All us hosers here eh are just staying frosty up in the Great White North 👍
"The Venezuelan Jungle" _That's why_ they didn't go at night;because they're afraid of banana spiders and snakes. They didn't have to worry about real banana spiders and snakes when they practiced on Arma 3
Dude you have a lot more than a measly spider also they were going in boats
@@notchs0son forgot the _boner_ spiders too.
Hey Hey, Don't Bring the great Arma 3 into this. That's a low blow. At least there is NVG's in Wasteland.
@@redacted4140 I feel that
na they watched predator to many times thats why it was mid day on a beach
Thanks man. I've been very down with life and shit not going very well. I'm thankful I found your channel a couple of days ago. As a vet, you've helped me these past couple of days!
The whole thing reminds me of a Captain I had the displeasure to be commanded by in Haiti.
The moron led us out to raid a known insurgency group with a large cache of weapons, ammunition and supplies.
We staged under a street light in front of a house.
The Captain began briefing us on the plan, which he had delayed doing prior.
As he briefed us he began pointing to various areas of the house nearby which we at first assumed he had chosen because it was similar to the target location.
About five minutes in we began to realize the house we were staged in front of was in fact the target location.
Including the mounted .50 caliber machine guns in the corners of the first floor set up to fire through the adjacent windows.
He was stunned when we launched the raid only to find nobody home.
We were fortunate they opted to retreat through an underground tunnel network instead of mowing us down.
wow
Not every day you get to witness winning by failing to lose. I thought that was just how China did things...
(Context; the CCP to this day claim to have defeated the Imperial Japanese occupation force when in fact they had capitulated to the Americans. The PLA took advantage of the Kunmintang Army being left weakened and demoralized from defending their country from sadistic invaders, and came to power by slaughtering their own countrymen and forcing the legitimate rulers of China to evacuate to Taiwan. This is why America needs to recognize Taiwan as a country before the CCP Hong Kong them into submission)
Chuckle, I also had a similar event with a 3 letter law enforcement type bureau. They needed help serving a search warrant in our city. So they gave us a time and place to link up for their brief.
So we meet them with all of our armor and such and the first question was where's the target. You see the street light down there? Yeeeeess???? It's 3 house down from that. Surprising, nobody was home. We got lucky also.
Task failed successfully
I'm more scared that that captain even got to Lieutenant First Class.
"seemed like a good plan on paper"
not even.
They didn't have paper to put the plan on! LOL!
@@luciusvorenus9445 Right? A piece of paper literally goes for 5 million Venezuelan bolivars (their currency) at this point.
Maybe if like, HALF the Venezuelan military defected
Should have just been left as a shower thought
@Chad Mower that's nasty fam😂
“A shit ton of REAL Venezuelan military members”
Yes because we know how fierce they are, they scared the US marines!
He means people with actual guns, uniforms, training and slightly less emaciated
Painted rocks
Jokes on all of you because these were real Venezuelan military. Literally sounds exactly like their bullshit and their videos of their mil training. You know why there was even direct financing with the exact types of guys Maduro has on standby? Because it was probably a set up to try to throw media bullshit etc at the us but nobody really gives a shit anyways. They "leaked it" because they had no actual way to hide it other than try to get the public's uninformed circle jerks going. This is like trying to ram a civilian cruise ship and having your "military" boat sink. It has all of the telltale signs of Venezuelan quality and you can bet their wheelbarrows of paper monopoly money on it. The fed so far doesnt hold a candle to their printers. We simply cant compete.
Google Mail Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Lmao.
I love how everything that could go wrong, went wrong and more.
Can we get a shirt with the Coup on it and “They didn’t... SpEaK... SPANISH”
Yes yes yes
Nice avatar
Moar badger
Bajur profile
Spanish isn't even that hard to learn. Trying studying Japanese for a year and be prepared to rip your eyes out trying to memorize literally thousands of characters from 3 different alphabets. Oh and some of the characters have multiple pronunciations depending on what characters come before or after it. LMAO Spanish uses nearly the same fucking alphabet.
In before people start in on me on how complicated conjugating verbs is in Spanish.
I read this the other day and my first thought was: “this is one big Joke right?”
I thought it was an Onion article for a second when I first saw it.
Samuel Sedita lmao the onion is the best
It literally sounds like Bay of Pigs 2.0
They're all airsoft guns & airsoft equipment. Check out this Twitter thread:
threadreaderapp.com/thread/1258118126350172160.html
The guy who made this is ex-military and has a really sharp eye for fuckery. He broke down this "coup attempt" beautifully.
Venezuela's just trying to deflect from their own problem, mainly their 10,000,000% inflation rate.
Me and the boys from the VFW are going to get Castro.
-Cotton Hill
LMAO
Mac and Dennis start a coup
@John Stone Alright Mr Emperor, I took fifty of your boys and you took my shins. I guess we're even.
Can I come with y’all
My dad was a USMC Drill Sgt and acted just like this guy. I miss him so much. He was THE MAN no matter where he was!
Bruh.... Venezuela even paid for the attempted coup on them, that's hilarious.
Trayson Martin There like the reverse A-team.lol
100k for 10 mil for a general is a good deal.
Me: Has 10 million dollar bounty on my head
*Turns myself in*
Me: I see this as an absolute win!
Unlimited commissary money EZ
Ammosis I'll own all the ramen noodle cups and hunny buns
A crack dealing commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they did commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a Venezuelan dictator, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The F-Team.
(Distant copy righted A-Team theme song plays on someones phone.) (Tricycle with wagon smashes hastily built ramp)
"We are... the F-Team!"
(The few Venezuelans that stopped to watch the commotion chuckle and walk away.)
I'm imagining a "shitty flute" version of the A-Team theme. With gratuitous earrape, of course.
Almost sounds like the Final season of the A- Team with General Stockwell. lol
Dude... the A-Team theme played on three Kazoos... badly.
Fletcher “Distant copy righted A-Team theme song”
🤣🤣🤣
And instead of a van the f team uses them rinky dinky old fishing boats
Single smoothest transition from video to ad that I've ever seen. Well done.
Angrycop: Red flag red flag popping up.
Me: go's outside and raises a red flag on the flag pole outside
The range is open, medical support on site...
range is hot, remember everyone is a safety
Angry Cops wasssuuupppp
@@AngryCops little E2 nobody: "I need an adult?"
Squad leader: " I am an adult!!!! Now get your head down shit for brains!"
Red? In America? Are you a Communist? Comrade?
This plan reminds me of a story out of WW1. The trenches were at a halt, a few guys got a wild hair and pointed out that a german tank was stuck in the middle of no-mans-land; they decided "lets go steal it". Absolutely batshit crazy idea, but a key difference is; their plan worked. One of the last "OG" tanks from WW1 thats still around today in a museum.
You can thank us Queenslanders for that
Ah yes, 'Mephisto', now residing in the Brisbane military museum.
Based Aussies took it while being fired upon by machine guns, mortars, artillery, gas...
Yeah, Fritz threw everything but the kitchen sink at them to prevent the whole thing.
Yet they still managed to haul a bogged and broken down tank out of No Mans Land and back to their own lines...
Just because they felt like doing it in order to piss off Jerry.
Wartime Australians are just a different species, I swear.
@Hayzie3 thanks to stimpee, I can not scream queenslander
Imagine failing a naval invasion on a country that can't keep their ships above the water
Imagine doing less damage to venezuala than an unarmed cruise ship with one engine down
It's like when America tried to fuck up Cuba but everyone involved is an old saggy failure.
We're basically just doomed to repeat history in a lamer and lamer way forever
Lmfao🤣
@@kvltrites4534 I mean this was a 3rd party proxy operation. Not a direct military op. If we had used a legit team of generals and colonels and not an e6 the operation would have likely worked a lot better.
The whole thing is a comical version of Bay of pigs.
That mission makes the Bay of Pigs disaster look like Operation Overlord by comparison. 🤪
That was hands-down, the greatest sponsor transition I have ever witnessed.
I used to get really drunk with my friends :-(
Like my dad
Wait Your dad did what?
Hi Mat!
Glad to see you here!
Tonk man!
They should have just taken the general when he came to meet them , and just settled for the 10 million 🤦🏻♂️😂
Math!
Yeah if angry cop thinks he's anal he hasn't seen the autism of internet armchair generals :D
Maybe then, they could've actually bought the stuff, for a _real_ coup!
Bro that was the smoothest transition from video to ad I have EVER SEEN!!!!!
"We'll have 300 men and military grade weapons."
*60 people show up, and the weapons don't arrive.*
"For legal reasons, that's a joke."
Sounds like doing an operation with the Iraqi army.
The85F0X hey at least the Iraqi army has rifles they just tend to leave them behind in the retreat
Aaron wrote: "".... We'll have 300 men and military grade weapons. 60 people show up, and the weapons don't arrive." ...... There are good reasons for this: 1. You can't buy Red Ryder BB guns at Walmart anymore, and 2. Even if you did, it would require a special mod to add a bayonet lug that didn't block the loading tube.
Even the ad for the beard mower had more planning put into it than this whole "Operation"
And yes I put it in quotations and that's being generous.
Trim the balls and the taint now it's time to do the face.
Its more of a coke-addled fever dream than an operation.
This was the most competent and well-thought-out invasion of a foreign country since Canadian Bacon.
Hey don't associate Canadian bacon with this shit storm
@@clothar23 Well in 2 years Canada will become Venezuela
@@citymorgue8462 Says who, last time I checked the Canadian governmental system isn't Socialist but rather conservative . Even its liberal elements aren't exactly far left . And more to the point we have never had a manic as a leader. Even our worst Prime Minister ( a woman btw) did little to impact Canada's long term prosperity.
I suggest you stop using tabloids as your source of news about Canada. We have weathered the likes of Trudeau before and we will again. We're a far stronger nation than you Americans give us credit for.
If we weren't half of you wouldn't be boasting about leaving the US for Canada every time a failed businessman with bad hair gets elected your President.
@@clothar23 All your guns are gonna be banned in 2 years without any input from parliament, sounds like a dictatorship in the making, a leader making decisions without permission from the cabinet, and disarming the people sounds familiar🤔🤨
@@citymorgue8462 One, not every firearm in existence is being banned for ownership in Canada. Just stop, the only thing being banned are military grade weapons such as the AR-15 platform and certain types of shotguns for example. And that sort of ban is really only effecting competitive shooters. And if a Canadian citizen wants to competitively shoot using such rifles the Canadian Armed Forces has a world renowned shooting team.
Secondly such a ban is only in effect as long as Trudeau remains Prime Minister. Every single ruling and law passed in Canada is completely up for review and or deletion if so desired by the ruling party or parties .Since often we as a nation are ruled by minority governments.
Third you obviously have no concept of the things you are talking about here so just stop. It's painfully clear you are just parroting the tabloid propaganda you swallow alongside that piss warm bud light you're drinking right now.
I worked in Hollywood and in New York in the entertainment industry for over 30 years and rarely did I laugh as much as I did at this. Thank you.
This operation had more leaks than a submarine with a screen door.
Christopher Bogie wait what
Christopher Bogie that’s a thing ?
@Christopher Bogie I mean... they could work if the seats ejected forward or sideways instead of upward.
Might as well put parachutes on a Phantom...
Phil swift the flex tape guy "Write that Down! Now!"
That was hands down the smoothest ad I've ever seen in my entire life.
Oh look, 20% off. Same percentage as the troops they ended up with out of the original 300. LOL !
The security contractor guys probably saw the Venezuelan Special Forces training video and thought "Hey, we could take these guys!"
Probably the best segway for a promo I have ever seen!
As a 20 year veteran of the intel community, this has got to be the worst/dumbest thing to even think could have been a good idea.
Should also note: the lowest rank of SF is E-5. Part of the 18X package is an automatic promotion to E-5 once you complete training.
E-5 Is sergeant right? And e6 would be staff?
@@johnapple6646 yes
Now it's E-6
Doesn't explain why the gate guards have 2 stripes.. :/
@@Tay-ky3fi Hahahaha that’s kinda funny.
This whole thing is like if the guys who put together Fyre Festival decided to try their hand at recreating the Bay of Pigs invasion... only it didn't go quite as well.
Dude that'a the same thing that came to mind
Lol. You summed it up well.
Your videos are the only ones where I will voluntarily watch the in video advertisement
"Well I don't know how you could legally transport cocaine into the United States." CIA: Hold my beer!
Ask Barry Seal about how that works .... 🛩
Mom can we have a coup d'état?
Mom: No we have coups at home.
Coups at home:
spoke to one of the "soldiers" he said they didnt attack at night quote "we are all afraid of the boogey man"
fucking bruh! 🤣👁👄👁
I was told to come here by you in the future. I'm glad I did, ngl. Now, about those green berets who thought this was a great idea.