Failed Venezuela Raid Breakdown with Angry Vet

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  • @walkerfox1846
    @walkerfox1846 4 роки тому +3024

    I feel like the E6 and some of his buddies played some Ghost Recon Wildlands over some beers and felt like it could work in real life.

    • @spencerwells1328
      @spencerwells1328 4 роки тому +15

      Which game comes before that one?

    • @alexescobar817
      @alexescobar817 4 роки тому +11

      @@spencerwells1328 Ghost Recon Breakpoint

    • @sniperyoassboi7501
      @sniperyoassboi7501 4 роки тому +95

      @@alexescobar817 actually brake point is the new one the one before wildlands is ghost recon future soldier but its nothing like wildlands

    • @Some_Sleepy_Guy
      @Some_Sleepy_Guy 4 роки тому +43

      But even then, they Are trained special forces talking down a cartel. And i might be wrong Here but a cartel and a goverment are, from a Military perspective, two complete different fucking Things. The gov. Military is actually trained While the cartel has only the basic knowledge of COMBAT, and movement n shit, PLUS those ghosts are There on a goverment Mission and execute Plans an actual Military leader, or leader of the CIA or FBI approved and thought up, so they always had a Plan.
      Please correct me if i am wrong Here but wildlands seems far more possible than that venuzuelen Thing.

    • @walkerfox1846
      @walkerfox1846 4 роки тому +46

      @@Some_Sleepy_Guy In Wildlands the Cartel effectively took over the Bolivian government with the help of Unidad. Even if the FOUR main characters were on a government operation they would not receive any backup no matter what. In Wildlands you do fight the government of Bolivia in the form of Unidad who are highly trained and well-armed so it's hard to say which one is more unlikely to actually work in a real-world situation.

  • @silentwolf9923
    @silentwolf9923 4 роки тому +528

    "nah nah nah man, I'm a Green Beret, we've got a dirty politician, and a coke dealing general this is a great Netflix opportunity" best line by far

    • @theguylivinginyourwalls
      @theguylivinginyourwalls 4 роки тому +11

      Sounds like it'd make a good comedy. Why aren't we funding this?

    • @looneydrew
      @looneydrew 4 роки тому +3

      I had been thinking that the entire video.

    • @RegalChalice
      @RegalChalice 4 роки тому +8

      Writing the script for this now

    • @gamenight9824
      @gamenight9824 4 роки тому +2

      This honesty sounds like an off-brand 6 underground

    • @silentwolf9923
      @silentwolf9923 4 роки тому +5

      @@RegalChalice if you legit are you gotta email that to me man lol

  • @thetrueroman16
    @thetrueroman16 4 роки тому +2848

    This sounds like a knock off Bay of Pigs invasion lol.

    • @nomad2629
      @nomad2629 4 роки тому +232

      Walmart Bay of pigs

    • @thetrueroman16
      @thetrueroman16 4 роки тому +150

      @@nomad2629 Absolutely. I just did my final paper on covert action using the Bay of Pigs as a "how not to do covert action" case study. Now I wish I could have used this as an example lol.

    • @SecuR0M
      @SecuR0M 4 роки тому +215

      Kids: Mom can we get CIA interventions in South America?
      Mom: We have CIA interventions at home.
      CIA interventions at home:

    • @gretahunt4401
      @gretahunt4401 4 роки тому +31

      It's also similar to the plot of season 2 Jack Ryan on Prime. Even down to going in via boat and getting caught.

    • @gretahunt4401
      @gretahunt4401 4 роки тому +6

      @Ninety5tag sorry dude but you would've recognised the plot from the first episode anyways!

  • @HankHill429
    @HankHill429 4 роки тому +1882

    "Hey Pablo, what's that?"
    "Looks like a bunch of armed hobos paddling towards us"

    • @blakem249
      @blakem249 4 роки тому +26

      Most Underated comment by far

    • @pabloocampo2056
      @pabloocampo2056 4 роки тому +1

      Chill

    • @gbae636
      @gbae636 3 роки тому

      😆

    • @bageled_meme2690
      @bageled_meme2690 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😂😂😂😅😂😂

    • @col.sanders6549
      @col.sanders6549 3 роки тому +7

      And some have broomsticks!

  • @sean3533
    @sean3533 4 роки тому +3395

    CIA: “Man that was stupid. We weren’t involved.”
    Also CIA in private: “Why didn’t we think of this?”

    • @JainZar1
      @JainZar1 4 роки тому +192

      Bay of Pigs invasion

    • @iplayzgames8241
      @iplayzgames8241 4 роки тому +55

      @@JainZar1 my thoughts exactly

    • @KC-zn1mg
      @KC-zn1mg 4 роки тому +31

      TheRusty Musket we’d never be told if they did 😂

    • @sean3533
      @sean3533 4 роки тому +9

      Google Mail the Lusitania did have arms on board tho.

    • @Engineerofpain
      @Engineerofpain 4 роки тому +37

      @TheRusty Musket because if they were they would have had more guns boats and a few bricks of cocaine...

  • @adambartley-v3r
    @adambartley-v3r 4 роки тому +741

    That sponsor transition was cleaner than soap

    • @jayn9559
      @jayn9559 4 роки тому +15

      God dam son, u said best

    • @bliggzz
      @bliggzz 4 роки тому +3

      yes

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 4 роки тому +9

      Cleaner that that coup and the people running it

    • @toffee5266
      @toffee5266 4 роки тому +1

      Yea he should be their spokesman. He deserves so many more subs

    • @mehoyminoy1237
      @mehoyminoy1237 4 роки тому

      Dish soap, or like dial

  • @egondoerr
    @egondoerr 4 роки тому +1853

    Two things that I wish you would have included here:
    1. The CIA knew this was going down months and months ago, and actually sent guys over to tell them this was a shitty plan and they should probably back out and not go through with it. But ol boy decided that his skills and knowhow trumps an entire intelligence agency.
    2. After they got spotted and realized the mission was fubar, they tried to escape, but couldn't outrun the Venezuelan boats and didn't have the fuel to make it to non-Venezuelan territory. So they boated back to shore and surrendered.
    This whole event is just pure gold.

    • @jshaw1503
      @jshaw1503 4 роки тому +58

      Seeing how sideways it got, I’m willing to bet it was the cia in the first place 😂

    • @Reza-hz1ce
      @Reza-hz1ce 4 роки тому +200

      @@jshaw1503 nah, when it comes to coups, the cia is extremely competent, especially in south america.

    • @ChandlerThomasvoon100
      @ChandlerThomasvoon100 4 роки тому +276

      Jaeger Wolf I can just imagine CIA agents at their headquarters eating popcorn and laughing while watching this mission fail in real time from a UAV live feed

    • @michaelcarter3149
      @michaelcarter3149 4 роки тому +9

      This was 100% a operation of the cia and those trying to try to destroy us.

    • @jshaw1503
      @jshaw1503 4 роки тому +25

      Reza Killer yeah bay of pigs was siiiiick

  • @JohnSmith-xv2ob
    @JohnSmith-xv2ob 4 роки тому +231

    "THEY DIDN'T. SPEAK. SPANISH!!!"
    Cracks me up every single fucking time.

    • @PaleoVirus
      @PaleoVirus 6 місяців тому

      That blew my mind.

  • @narclump6143
    @narclump6143 4 роки тому +1152

    This sounds like ghost recon but everything terrible happens.

  • @espressocookie8965
    @espressocookie8965 4 роки тому +2970

    "we got a dirty politician and a coke dealing general. this is a great netflix opportunity, we're doing it!"

    • @likablehydra4198
      @likablehydra4198 4 роки тому +39

      The intro should be the seal saying "So your probably wondering how i got into this situation. Yeah thats me."

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 4 роки тому +6

      Id watch it.

    • @JeremyBurnett
      @JeremyBurnett 4 роки тому +5

      I’m waiting for this one to release. November 4th?

    • @gamingshawn9790
      @gamingshawn9790 4 роки тому +1

      2.1k like

    • @ravensclaw1339
      @ravensclaw1339 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah, you didnt put enough minors, in spandex, twerking, for netflix.

  • @justashibainu
    @justashibainu 4 роки тому +957

    “Its ok if we get caught, we’ll just restart at the last checkpoint.”

    • @tylerblubaugh5549
      @tylerblubaugh5549 4 роки тому +42

      Well get em next time

    • @thomasalsum2012
      @thomasalsum2012 4 роки тому +19

      That was an intentional fail so we could know what to expect when we reset that’s all

    • @BigfootUnibrowMan
      @BigfootUnibrowMan 4 роки тому +23

      Only 60 guys, no equipment and daylight raid? Whew Veteran difficulty is prettt hard!

    • @thomasalsum2012
      @thomasalsum2012 4 роки тому +7

      BigfootUnibrowMan there wasn’t even a checkpoint to save progress at!

    • @joekurtz8303
      @joekurtz8303 4 роки тому +5

      It worked out well on our mult- player online Battle Royal ...🎮
      What could go wrong !!!!!???.

  • @willc4596
    @willc4596 3 роки тому +156

    i still love the unofficial title of this operation... "The Bay of Piglets". Pure gold

  • @mr.borkborkrandom3412
    @mr.borkborkrandom3412 4 роки тому +565

    That one dislike is that Venezuela politician

    • @gabrielbateca
      @gabrielbateca 4 роки тому +11

      Or the green beret dude

    • @bigredwolf6
      @bigredwolf6 4 роки тому +7

      Bold of you to assume the Venezuelan can afford internet.

    • @zironthegamer
      @zironthegamer 4 роки тому +3

      Make that 46 Venezuela politicians

    • @bryanmartinez6600
      @bryanmartinez6600 4 роки тому +2

      @@bigredwolf6 took 30 minutes to process that dislike

  • @daxtondrain726
    @daxtondrain726 4 роки тому +373

    This man has his walls half-covered with sound foam but still manages to yell loud enough to cause an echo, I'm not even mad thats just impressive.

    • @richardmoore609
      @richardmoore609 4 роки тому +33

      I'm 90% sure the US modifies it's drill sergeants vocal cords to be louder then a normal human

    • @ZhanLala
      @ZhanLala 4 роки тому +2

      Windows

    • @TP-ts4bm
      @TP-ts4bm 4 роки тому +2

      DI skills man

    • @MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE
      @MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE 4 роки тому +2

      I always wonder how do drill sergeants not get headaches and a sore throat from yelling? That’s its own special skill. Seriously..I watch these videos in awe, shit is amazing lol.

    • @thegoldensubway4182
      @thegoldensubway4182 4 роки тому +3

      @@MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE oh they do , trust me

  • @MrOist
    @MrOist 4 роки тому +1416

    Angry Cops makes the quarantine beareble.

  • @ArthurCallahan389
    @ArthurCallahan389 4 роки тому +579

    “E6 green berets in charge & he’s got moxie!” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @thedingo23
      @thedingo23 4 роки тому +6

      I was looking for this comment

    • @scrappydoo7887
      @scrappydoo7887 4 роки тому +3

      Its an epic line lol

    • @Mr.Knotty1
      @Mr.Knotty1 3 роки тому

      That Segway to massage was epic 🤣🤣

    • @catman2261
      @catman2261 3 роки тому

      @Colton R all they would've had to do was offer them a 3 day pass.

  • @devildogu1284
    @devildogu1284 4 роки тому +849

    This is how I imagine Arma players try to plan an actual operation

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 4 роки тому +233

      Nah they will actually have equipment and might think to do it at night.
      Only to have the fishing boats collide and explode due to lag

    • @sirnotawesome
      @sirnotawesome 4 роки тому +26

      Accurate, I know some people who play that game that take it a bit seriously

    • @yungdomino4718
      @yungdomino4718 4 роки тому +27

      Arma players could do better ecks dee

    • @whatsgoingon71
      @whatsgoingon71 4 роки тому +51

      Nah, that would involve 2 hours of bullshittery before crashing in a loaded helicopter 2 mitutes into the operation because of a "TrackIR glitch"...

    • @sirnotawesome
      @sirnotawesome 4 роки тому +14

      Yung Domino not with no big daddy Zeus to give everyone an Arsenal and 600 planes

  • @tomatobagel
    @tomatobagel 4 роки тому +281

    Oddly, as a civilian with zero military experience I understand this whole situation better now than any article has explained. Thanks for the laugh and explanation.

    • @zachbunch8701
      @zachbunch8701 4 роки тому +17

      Hell you could probably have pulled more off then they did.

    • @samuraijonz6510
      @samuraijonz6510 4 роки тому

      Zach Bunch lol

    • @tomatobagel
      @tomatobagel 4 роки тому +9

      @@zachbunch8701 I jack my kids up with nerf guns. I am now very qualified to take over Caracas.

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 4 роки тому

      I can understand going ahead with only 20% of the defectors but come on call in some more troops from somewhere else. You clearly got some connections so get some Mercs or something to help out.

    • @meccadestro3036
      @meccadestro3036 4 роки тому +1

      Tomato Bagel in that case I am with you ! 3 kids here and allot of nerf experience !

  • @akylz
    @akylz 4 роки тому +215

    I’ve never seen a better ad transition I’m so impressed

    • @Gonroamin
      @Gonroamin 4 роки тому

      'Valentine vine' is one of the best euphanisms I've heard in a while too!

    • @geekofsteal
      @geekofsteal 4 роки тому +5

      I feel like I just watched a 13 minute, 58 second ad. You know what? I ain't even mad.

  • @jasmadams
    @jasmadams 4 роки тому +616

    "I don't know how you move that much cocaine legally into the US." I dunno, ask the Coca-Cola corporation.

    • @blackirish781
      @blackirish781 4 роки тому +37

      The cocaine they extract from the coca is sold to pharmaceutical companies for use in dental, eye, and throat surgery that it's still used for. If you want to sell it on the street, just ask the CIA how it's done.

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 4 роки тому +21

      @@blackirish781 The CIA would like to know your location

    • @Ryan-ze9fz
      @Ryan-ze9fz 4 роки тому +4

      @@blackirish781 well yeah, all of those illegal drugs are still used medically. Same with meth and heroin and everything else

    • @jackmccoy7435
      @jackmccoy7435 3 роки тому +1

      @@Ryan-ze9fz yeah amphetemenes are used as medication all the time. Dunno bout straight heroin though, I think other opioids are commonly used instead

    • @trevorm0329
      @trevorm0329 3 роки тому +1

      I don't think full on CRYSTAL is used for medical procedures, as it is a street drug made by cooking hazardous chemicals

  • @Pratt_
    @Pratt_ 4 роки тому +455

    Mission accomplished : they will definitely get a Netflix show about them

    • @thomasalsum2012
      @thomasalsum2012 4 роки тому +17

      Pratt I’d watch it. I’m picturing more as a South Park episode though

    • @francoandres2209
      @francoandres2209 4 роки тому +1

      The title should be something among the lines of "The Clown Brigade"

    • @googlemail4241
      @googlemail4241 4 роки тому

      Dont fund venezuelan propaganda or perpetuate it.

    • @mikhailryzhov9419
      @mikhailryzhov9419 4 роки тому

      That might have been a plan from the start.

    • @mikebacon2307
      @mikebacon2307 4 роки тому +4

      I'm thinking a spin off from "The Interview". Has to have James Franco and Seth Rogen

  • @icybrain8943
    @icybrain8943 4 роки тому +89

    I just love that you have a designated yelling corner in your house

    • @Nate-bn5kk
      @Nate-bn5kk 4 роки тому +2

      Lol I can imagine every time he gets in trouble with his wife he uploads a rant video instead of standing in the corner like she told him too!

    • @Knhtwolf
      @Knhtwolf 4 роки тому

      Surprisingly no sweating today

    • @Nate-bn5kk
      @Nate-bn5kk 4 роки тому

      @Corazon Sierra LMAO that's by far one of the funniest things I've heard yet!

  • @driftracerepeat7334
    @driftracerepeat7334 4 роки тому +314

    Moral lesson: Always level up to complete a campaign and defeat bosses and to upgrade your team and equipment.

    • @moderncrusader9882
      @moderncrusader9882 4 роки тому +5

      Underatted comment

    • @anthonysnowden9426
      @anthonysnowden9426 4 роки тому +3

      Entirely accurate lol. You cant defeat them with a spork

    • @farsaltygamerx8946
      @farsaltygamerx8946 4 роки тому +6

      They had starting gear and they where trying defeat the end game boss

    • @vagabondwastrel2361
      @vagabondwastrel2361 4 роки тому +2

      @farsaltygamer x to be fair this was still the tutorial campaign.

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 4 роки тому +2

      Vagabond Wastrel Tutorial Campaign is taking out a drug lord at his mansion, this is like level 3 campaign

  • @carriecheaung8641
    @carriecheaung8641 4 роки тому +341

    They should have got a ww2 vet to help them train for a beach landing

    • @giorgoschatzinikolaou8285
      @giorgoschatzinikolaou8285 3 роки тому +14

      Wait wha-OH NO YOU DID NOT YOU MAD GENIUS

    • @vereinfacht8967
      @vereinfacht8967 3 роки тому +41

      @@giorgoschatzinikolaou8285 knowing these guys, they’d probably get an engineer that was off sick on D day.

    • @Order-si7nd
      @Order-si7nd 3 роки тому +22

      @@vereinfacht8967 they would probably get a person who was a child during ww2

    • @SgtMars
      @SgtMars 3 роки тому +3

      so they could have gotten blown to bits as soon as they set one foot off the boat? LMAO

    • @sebastianb.3978
      @sebastianb.3978 3 роки тому +1

      @@SgtMars Or be sawn in half by MG Fire

  • @killerhuggler3246
    @killerhuggler3246 4 роки тому +422

    "I'll just stay out for a few drinks. How bad can thinks get?"
    Few drinks later
    "Guys let's go invade a country!!"

    • @hardtailfails
      @hardtailfails 4 роки тому +14

      (1812) "I'll just stay out and have a few sips of tea." How bad can things get?
      Few cups later
      "The British are coming the British are coming!"

    • @hawaiifiveohoh
      @hawaiifiveohoh 4 роки тому +2

      In 1996 I was... Kindly asked to leave a country after some serious drinking... But I never had visions of grandeur of taking over! :-)

  • @danewilliam2907
    @danewilliam2907 4 роки тому +368

    "20% of the people and 0% of the equipment" sums up just about every military everywhere

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 4 роки тому +32

      Actual convo between me as a young pvt to a spc at the time
      You sure were the best militart, were kinda shit
      Yep
      How bad is everyone else?
      We actually have plate carriers and everyone has a gun.
      Fair nuff

    • @spencerquimby4726
      @spencerquimby4726 4 роки тому +5

      Sounds like a normal day for the marines.

    • @sappert1952
      @sappert1952 4 роки тому +8

      Dane William ikr. In 03 when we went into Falluja. MI told told us not to worry no body is there. There is literally a bath party resort called Dream Land right outside of the city. It’s like invading Berlin and saying don’t worry there’s no Nazis there. And to make it even better they originally sent only one company of dismounted soldiers because well no one is there. 4 months later after being shelled every night for the last two months. They got the artillery a device that can project where the shots are coming from. Of course it was the wrong kind. The kind that detects self propelled guns. But they could sleep easy at night because at least they tried. I couldn’t sleep easy because it had become easy to predict that it was going to rain fire every night.

    • @notchs0son
      @notchs0son 4 роки тому +2

      Except the UNITED states 30% people you need 100000% of the equipment

    • @lkvideos7181
      @lkvideos7181 4 роки тому +1

      *sad Georgian corner whaling*

  • @ianhenderson3078
    @ianhenderson3078 4 роки тому +451

    The coup plotters saw that "Venezuelan army tries to scare US Marines" video and took it at face value.

    • @hawaiifiveohoh
      @hawaiifiveohoh 4 роки тому +28

      All right I'll be that guy to admit it. That's the first place I went back to immediately after seeing this. Semper Fi

    • @nunyabusiness4904
      @nunyabusiness4904 4 роки тому +39

      I mean their military might be hilarious to watch but there's still likely to be a shitload of them, with their government supplying them and you've got 60 dudes who defected and almost no equipment. It's like showing up to fight the special kid down the street when you're on crutches.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 4 роки тому +16

      @@nunyabusiness4904 It's like showing up to fight the special kid, but the kid is 150lbs and his special dad also shows up.

    • @commanderbastard1993
      @commanderbastard1993 4 роки тому +6

      In starting to think they put that out on purpose to mislead everyone else. If everyone thinks their military are clowns they will do this type of raid...if that's the case, whoever thought of it is a genius.

    • @lilal8848
      @lilal8848 4 роки тому +2

      @LiL Speng Remember about the retard strength.

  • @SnowyBlizzardMC
    @SnowyBlizzardMC 4 роки тому +132

    “This is a GREAT netflix opportunity”
    I’d actually like to see it on netflix😂😂

    • @bringsik100
      @bringsik100 4 роки тому

      adam sandler is okay?

    • @thedingo23
      @thedingo23 4 роки тому +5

      bringsik100
      No we need Nick cage to be the star

    • @therealnaenae2012
      @therealnaenae2012 4 роки тому

      Be careful wat u wish 4 bc some child sonography guy in his late 70s asked for young girls and now we got cuties...

    • @Landmassorussia
      @Landmassorussia 4 роки тому +1

      Better than most shit they make nowadays

    • @Scriptedviolince
      @Scriptedviolince 4 роки тому

      There's a movie that might be somewhat similar. It's called Four Lions.

  • @nathen4171
    @nathen4171 4 роки тому +272

    “I don’t know how you can legally transport cocaine into the United States, but..”
    *Laughs in Pharmacy delivery driver*

    • @reedsportlegal1504
      @reedsportlegal1504 4 роки тому +3

      How do you ship coke legally ,? and this guy was in military c??? stupid gringo !!!you use the CIA and dead Americans soldiers bodies to legaly transport cocaine ...with a channel name like angry cop I really should of known Better !!!

    • @unknown_spy_1984
      @unknown_spy_1984 4 роки тому +3

      @@reedsportlegal1504 it's a joke. It ain't that deep bruv.

    • @neednewipposeason
      @neednewipposeason 4 роки тому +2

      @@reedsportlegal1504 bro at least learn basic grammar before going off on someone for no reason

    • @user-nu7xc4wp1h
      @user-nu7xc4wp1h 4 роки тому +1

      @@reedsportlegal1504 Cartel bottom bitch over here.

    • @luigiwithguns3588
      @luigiwithguns3588 4 роки тому +1

      @@reedsportlegal1504 ok Karen

  • @RealYankee
    @RealYankee 4 роки тому +75

    That was the smoothest transition into an ad I've ever seen.

    • @valkyriekl
      @valkyriekl 4 роки тому +8

      I was just listening to his smooth, silky croon when all of a sudden I was hearing the Manscaped stuff and had to rewind and watch to see how it happened - smooth A.F. A-plus, ten-out-of-ten.

    • @jonnybgoode7742
      @jonnybgoode7742 4 роки тому +3

      Smooth as butter

  • @Tacticalscoob129
    @Tacticalscoob129 4 роки тому +228

    7:10“Nah man I’m a Green Beret, a dirty politician, and a coke dealing general. Great Netflix opportunity!” -AC 2020!

    • @noahjackl2240
      @noahjackl2240 4 роки тому +3

      RPD Survivors Honestly I would love to see a dark comedy about the whole thing, that would be a great opportunity honestly

    • @ParamediCass
      @ParamediCass 4 роки тому +4

      Hopefully one day we get the Tiger King style mockumentary. Nicolas Cage should also star in it

    • @tylerblubaugh5549
      @tylerblubaugh5549 4 роки тому

      Sounds like 5he setup of a shitty joke

    • @spankthemonkey3437
      @spankthemonkey3437 4 роки тому

      RPD Survivors AOC 2020

    • @56MightyMike
      @56MightyMike 4 роки тому

      This line slayed me!

  • @PhoenixT70
    @PhoenixT70 3 роки тому +9

    Bay of Pigs Part II: Electric Boogaloo.
    The fact that this went worse than the Bay of Pigs is, in and of itself, an accomplishment.

  • @Filipj100k
    @Filipj100k 4 роки тому +422

    When someone says Venezuela I remember the video “Venezuela Military tries to scare US Marines”

    • @jacobg5122
      @jacobg5122 4 роки тому +60

      I think of the time a cruise ship down an engine accidentally sunk a Venezuelan warship

    • @penguino8185
      @penguino8185 4 роки тому +1

      Jacob G lol

    • @theoreticalfitness7701
      @theoreticalfitness7701 4 роки тому +12

      @@jacobg5122 Perhaps someone could contract that crew. They seem to have no issues dealing with the Venezuelan Navy.

    • @benblevis354
      @benblevis354 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @jack_copperz
      @jack_copperz 4 роки тому

      Lol. Even those idiots could take on these idiots

  • @ravumatasuka9061
    @ravumatasuka9061 4 роки тому +862

    These boiis put the "Special" in Special Forces😂

    • @BigWillyG1000
      @BigWillyG1000 4 роки тому +28

      They drove a shortbus over the border.

    • @eiou9wefhiu632
      @eiou9wefhiu632 4 роки тому +1

      was gonna like then i saw "bois"

    • @napalmstickstokids5619
      @napalmstickstokids5619 4 роки тому +6

      @@eiou9wefhiu632 ok boomer

    • @alif-a3796
      @alif-a3796 4 роки тому +9

      No Commies Allowed In My Playhouse jesus fucking christ people that say “ok boomer” are worse than boomers shut the fuck up bro quarantine got me actin out of pocket fr fr

    • @prophetofwatersheep8100
      @prophetofwatersheep8100 4 роки тому +6

      @@alif-a3796 ok boomer

  • @GeassEnabler
    @GeassEnabler 4 роки тому +262

    The Raid Team after seeing Zero Dark Thirty or some shit:
    "I am STEALTH"

    • @WeaponizedAutismiii
      @WeaponizedAutismiii 4 роки тому +4

      STELTH

    • @liammiddleton3064
      @liammiddleton3064 4 роки тому

      😂🤣

    • @WeaponizedAutismiii
      @WeaponizedAutismiii 4 роки тому

      @Kamryn Kant that meme where it's the 3d image guy that gets a word wrong after doing what he thinks is a good move

    • @WeaponizedAutismiii
      @WeaponizedAutismiii 4 роки тому

      @Kamryn Kant
      Something like this
      cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2019/07/10/050701/86012923/kr0nh62mug931.jpg

  • @DiddleMeElmo
    @DiddleMeElmo 4 роки тому +289

    Yo- .... You'- You're describing the plot of Ghost Recon: Wildlands

    • @JohnDoe-en4gn
      @JohnDoe-en4gn 4 роки тому +60

      Yea but the Ghost recon dudes are Delta and you know, speak Spanish.

    • @jryde421
      @jryde421 4 роки тому +3

      🤣

    • @jryde421
      @jryde421 4 роки тому +23

      @@JohnDoe-en4gn dude🤣🤣 so game developers did a better job.💀

    • @Runtzyruntz
      @Runtzyruntz 4 роки тому +18

      Shitballs

    • @izzywizzy685
      @izzywizzy685 4 роки тому +2

      jryde421 😂💀

  • @riggsmurtah2788
    @riggsmurtah2788 4 роки тому +215

    I bet the line "I was in 10th special forces group, were you?" was the driving factor in this op.

    • @prison_wallet_thief
      @prison_wallet_thief 4 роки тому +1

      Nice name...

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 4 роки тому +3

      Chad Mower
      Well he showed them all right....
      Showed him that they were right and also that you can’t fix stupid.

  • @RashaKahn
    @RashaKahn 4 роки тому +239

    In their defense the paddles were also carried as weapons to support the ones with broom handles.

  • @turdmuffins88
    @turdmuffins88 4 роки тому +716

    "Great Netflix opportunity" should enter the popular lexicon.

    • @bringsik100
      @bringsik100 4 роки тому +6

      someone should do this movie before adam sandler

    • @krazeemunkee80
      @krazeemunkee80 4 роки тому +6

      This comment aged like milk

    • @lonewolf745
      @lonewolf745 4 роки тому +2

      I’m gonna start saying that lol

    • @williambuchanan77
      @williambuchanan77 4 роки тому +3

      How could the green berets train Hispanic speaking Venezuelans? Obviously not enough of them understood them. FUBAR 🤣

    • @bean_squad07
      @bean_squad07 3 роки тому

      "We're goin for it"

  • @joshua96022
    @joshua96022 4 роки тому +41

    I have watched this video more times than I would care to admit, but I just absolutely cannot help myself. There are just so many moments where they should have just called it and decided to go. It hurts my brain from the failure in strategy, but hurts my gut from the straight up laughter it always causes lol

  • @gunswinger3110
    @gunswinger3110 4 роки тому +433

    They had the sketchy general (with a bounty of like 10mil) already with them and instead of just handing his ass over first, they decided to trust him lmao

    • @losfromla1480
      @losfromla1480 3 роки тому +42

      Yeah, that would have funded the rest of the operation.

    • @MrCurbinator
      @MrCurbinator 3 роки тому +22

      Great idea. Problem is he knows way too much (as he demonstrated, lol). Now if that bounty was 10 mil, dead or alive, then yes they missed a golden opportunity

    • @VT-mw2zb
      @VT-mw2zb 3 роки тому +18

      The E6 and the politician could have taken the stupid sketchy general, hand him over to Uncle Sam, then split the 10 millions and sail off to sunset.

  • @hedgehog3528
    @hedgehog3528 4 роки тому +322

    300 men were originally needed
    60 showed up missing equipment
    Are we quite sure Mussolini wasn’t running this operation

    • @Kriegter
      @Kriegter 4 роки тому +27

      "ok, so lets take over a country"
      "Wait where is the commander"
      "Why is there only 60 people?"
      "Where are your gear"
      "We're doing it anyway ok?"

    • @ArmyJames
      @ArmyJames 4 роки тому +6

      Or the United States: “Let’s send a bunch of ex-Cuban malcontents and hangers-on to take out Castro and liberate Cuba, with no support whatsoever”.
      Yeah, great idea.

    • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
      @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 4 роки тому +6

      Marines could find a way somehow with only 60 dudes and missing equipment. Lol.

    • @ancaplanaoriginal5303
      @ancaplanaoriginal5303 4 роки тому +7

      @@MinistryOfMagic_DoM Yeah. but marines are...ya know...marines.
      60 dudes? Broom sticks? Throw some shields in boys, we are doing this the greek style!

    • @eggy6745
      @eggy6745 3 роки тому +1

      @@ancaplanaoriginal5303 rocking up to the airport screaming "FORM PHALANX"

  • @hawkthorn33
    @hawkthorn33 4 роки тому +306

    Love the shirt,
    "because He has Moxie' killed me.
    kinda sad you did not cut in some of that high quality "Venezuela Military scares US Marines" clips.

    • @Commissioner.
      @Commissioner. 4 роки тому +5

      All we need is Moxie

    • @ferretboul
      @ferretboul 4 роки тому +1

      I was waiting for those clips😂

  • @CICellDirectorCairmann
    @CICellDirectorCairmann 2 роки тому +4

    2 years later and i still come back to watch this

  • @edm240b9
    @edm240b9 4 роки тому +539

    This sounds like something out of “American Dad.”

    • @MikeHawke83
      @MikeHawke83 4 роки тому +15

      King of the Hill
      Hank's father, Cotton Hill and a few of his elderly retiree war buddies attempt to launch a coup against Fidel Castro.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 роки тому

      Was Eric Prince 🐸 of Blackwater ☻ fame not available?

    • @namanign6312
      @namanign6312 4 роки тому

      Yes lol all they need is an alien from space to help. CIA say Aliens are real raid Area 51.

    • @edm240b9
      @edm240b9 4 роки тому +2

      NaMan IGN Roger is probably the coke smuggling General.

    • @DanielSan1776
      @DanielSan1776 4 роки тому

      Hahahahaha
      It really does

  • @ethanw6767
    @ethanw6767 4 роки тому +796

    "I dont know how you could legally transport cocaine into the US."
    The CIA does

    • @dustinryan9671
      @dustinryan9671 4 роки тому +13

      I was getting ready to post the same thing then I saw your post and was like....."Good Man!"

    • @charleslindberg829
      @charleslindberg829 4 роки тому +2

      American dad thing I see.
      Or are you that stupid to think they do while you sit there with a tinfoil hat..?

    • @Zzzz-yc7hp
      @Zzzz-yc7hp 4 роки тому +14

      Charlie Rajnus buddy it’s old documented information. Get with the times. Never mind tinfoil hat from the decade you were born in you should dig yourself out of that hole you live in. Welcome to the future

    • @traveler121
      @traveler121 4 роки тому +3

      Go read “the world was going our way.” Written by a Soviet defector. The whole “cocaine” thing was a Soviet propaganda ploy. Apparently it worked on some people.

    • @traveler121
      @traveler121 4 роки тому +3

      Ronald 240Bravo You, too, are just some random guy on UA-cam. You have no evidence, other than some tinfoil hat claim. How do you know what they were? I’m sure you saw a plane. I may even believe that the plane was used for drug transportation. But I also believe you don’t know jack as to who owned that airplane. Or if somebody hired you to do that dive, that may have been staged. The bottom line is you’ve presented no evidence. I don’t think the plane says “CIA” on it. If it did, then it would have to be fake. Yet I’ve provided evidence from a Soviet defector - the book is called “the world was going our way- that this whole “smuggling drugs“ story was started by the KGB. In fact, if we take a look at Russian interference in our 2016 election, Russia has been doing this kind of stuff since the 1930s.
      If there was any truth to this, a respected news source would have produced a story. Yet nothing comes from anybody respected. Believe me, I’m guessing there’s plenty of respected newspapers who would love to trash any US government organization. The fact that they’ve not found any evidence and yet only some crazy tinfoil hat people have, indicates it’s probably baloney. Every once in a while, I come across nut cases who make these claims. Everyone from the fake moon landing crowd to the 9/11 insider job crowd to this nonsense. Nobody can ever provide me evidence. I base my information and evidence. You can actually change my mind when you produce evidence. So the ball is in your court. Otherwise, you are just like the other flakes that are out there.

  • @breezybaby6430
    @breezybaby6430 4 роки тому +228

    This plan sounds like an Expendables movie that got bushwhacked for being unrealistic. Should have called Sly for a heads up.

    • @shakenbake7777
      @shakenbake7777 4 роки тому +4

      someone get sly on the phone i got a pitch for the expendables 5

    • @JustaDumpsterFire
      @JustaDumpsterFire 4 роки тому

      More like McGruber 2

    • @ianmacfarlane1241
      @ianmacfarlane1241 4 роки тому +1

      Sly was in the middle of painting a watercolour - too busy.

  • @losfromla1480
    @losfromla1480 3 роки тому +47

    These guys severely underestimate how large a role lavish funding plays in their successful missions.

  • @seanthomxx2694
    @seanthomxx2694 4 роки тому +158

    Jordan Goudreau: " I can lead a military coup with a group of defectors "
    Also Goudreau:"Bay of Pigs?....never heard of it"

  • @uncletedscabin4625
    @uncletedscabin4625 4 роки тому +143

    Boy, how stupid do I feel when my first thought was "They're short 240 people, that's a lot of potential leaks for a super seeeeecret coup."

    • @JoCE2305
      @JoCE2305 4 роки тому +6

      240 people who must have had some idea of what was happening and weren't loyal enough to show up...

  • @RascaldeesV2
    @RascaldeesV2 4 роки тому +1517

    Joke's on you. They wanted to be captured.
    Step 1: Secure the keys
    Step 2: Ascend from darkness
    Step 3: Rain fire
    Step 4: Unleash the horde
    Step 5: Skewer the winged beast
    Step 6: Wield a fist of iron
    Step 7: Raise Hell
    Step 8: Freedom

  • @LanternOfLiberty
    @LanternOfLiberty 4 роки тому +22

    Yeah, this is amazing. As a former communications 0-2 from another country, I do have a certain amount of infantry training and absolutely no special ops training. That said, if given this task in officer training and told to plan for it, I would have said that we need a battalion or at least the maneuver companies from a battalion and pre-arranged transportation. And Spanish speakers. Good grief.

  • @thatchanguy
    @thatchanguy 4 роки тому +157

    Don’t forget they tweeted about the “operation” while it was in progress and tagged the president’s twitter account. That was just ugh.

    • @madman026
      @madman026 4 роки тому +4

      i know i saw that was super cringe

    • @noodles5438
      @noodles5438 4 роки тому +31

      2011 Pakistan:
      Navy Tweets: Hey Bin Laden we going to send in a super stealth helicopter team with Navy SEALs into Pakistan to kill you. What you going to do, when we come for you?
      Pakistan Tweets: Hold up, WHAT!!!

    • @kingjames7273
      @kingjames7273 4 роки тому

      That was Obama's idea

    • @3User
      @3User 4 роки тому +7

      @@noodles5438 off topic but this guy twitter.com/ReallyVirtual/status/64780730286358528 almost foiled the entire operation unknowingly

    • @theirishempire4952
      @theirishempire4952 4 роки тому +1

      @@3User That is rare

  • @graceandglamor
    @graceandglamor 4 роки тому +735

    Guys commando crawling from the beach to the airport in broad daylight: “Don’t looks suspicious, don’t look suspicious... 🎶 “ 👀

    • @Lv-sl3rm
      @Lv-sl3rm 4 роки тому +23

      Just pretend to be turtles guys! That'll fool them!

    • @collinmurphy107
      @collinmurphy107 4 роки тому +20

      They’d probably look less suspicious if they dressed up in red crab suits and walked sideways.

    • @Cru128
      @Cru128 4 роки тому +3

      Never thought I'd agree with a tik tok user.

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 4 роки тому

      @@collinmurphy107 omg I'm laugh burping this is hilarious.

    • @Tommy1977777
      @Tommy1977777 3 роки тому +3

      So. Dude was told he'd have 300 and walked off with 60 dudes? The training was not a formal school, detailed, or even fed? Yeah, this sounds like it's going to be a wild success. Especially given the time frame.

  • @netraft_4435
    @netraft_4435 4 роки тому +544

    This sounds like the first mission of black ops 1 lol

    • @yourcornercrackhead5584
      @yourcornercrackhead5584 4 роки тому +30

      Netraft _ yeah bay of the pigs

    • @maynardz03
      @maynardz03 4 роки тому +61

      Its the first mission but your afk because you went to take a bong rip

    • @rowmagnvs
      @rowmagnvs 4 роки тому +1

      Maynard Zervantian lololololw

    • @rowmagnvs
      @rowmagnvs 4 роки тому +2

      Just Some Kraken With Internet Access I agree sir, nostalgia

    • @brandonharris5108
      @brandonharris5108 4 роки тому +1

      Maynard Zervantian I love u

  • @zihuanena
    @zihuanena 4 роки тому +66

    I wasn’t expecting to double over in pain, laughter, crying and unable to breathe. Tell me you’re also considering standup

    • @davidhansen6788
      @davidhansen6788 4 роки тому

      He already done that. Gave it up cause of the cop gig

  • @stevecochran9078
    @stevecochran9078 4 роки тому +143

    Even the Penguins of Madagascar would have backed down after assessing their situation.

    • @botcheek482
      @botcheek482 4 роки тому +13

      But after, kowalski analyses it first

    • @stevecochran9078
      @stevecochran9078 4 роки тому +10

      @@botcheek482 Those guys needed a Kowalski to analyze their plan first.

  • @homersaypian3798
    @homersaypian3798 4 роки тому +241

    When you’re requesting Seal Team Six, but your English no bueno, so you end up with Sail Team Sux.

  • @keegangephart4134
    @keegangephart4134 4 роки тому +275

    "Mission Failed...We'll get em' next time." - Dirty Coke Dealin' General

    • @IanCaine4728
      @IanCaine4728 4 роки тому

      Was looking for this comment, was not disappointed.

    • @GameTavern2224
      @GameTavern2224 4 роки тому

      This whole thing sounds like a COD mission someone made... when they were hella drunk

  • @joshbowen5387
    @joshbowen5387 4 роки тому +13

    That segway into the manscaped ad was freaking outstanding AC 😂😂

  • @alexisrodriguez6526
    @alexisrodriguez6526 4 роки тому +69

    That transition was the smoothest shit i've ever seen. Smoother than trainees's faces during bct.
    10/10

    • @seandlax9
      @seandlax9 4 роки тому +1

      smooth...so damn smooth

    • @B_Wap
      @B_Wap 4 роки тому +3

      smoother than my balls after taking my new manscape lawn mower to them

  • @jynnandtonnyx
    @jynnandtonnyx 4 роки тому +224

    A perfect example of dry Canadian humour. The mission started with “Hey let’s all go boating eh? ..... hold my beer “

    • @ryancahill4789
      @ryancahill4789 4 роки тому +1

      jynnandtonnyx 5 months later I think your beer is warm

    • @spencerquimby4726
      @spencerquimby4726 4 роки тому

      Thats what we call a "full send". Just fuckin send er bud.

    • @desertedgoat17
      @desertedgoat17 4 роки тому +1

      Even funnier is the fact that reverso Justin Trudeau is a PMC.

    • @rivronjoker3
      @rivronjoker3 4 роки тому +1

      What you taking boot?

    • @jynnandtonnyx
      @jynnandtonnyx 4 роки тому +2

      Ron Mejia
      LOL. All us hosers here eh are just staying frosty up in the Great White North 👍

  • @osuna3525
    @osuna3525 4 роки тому +264

    "The Venezuelan Jungle" _That's why_ they didn't go at night;because they're afraid of banana spiders and snakes. They didn't have to worry about real banana spiders and snakes when they practiced on Arma 3

    • @notchs0son
      @notchs0son 4 роки тому +5

      Dude you have a lot more than a measly spider also they were going in boats

    • @osuna3525
      @osuna3525 4 роки тому +11

      @@notchs0son forgot the _boner_ spiders too.

    • @ddroz23
      @ddroz23 4 роки тому +9

      Hey Hey, Don't Bring the great Arma 3 into this. That's a low blow. At least there is NVG's in Wasteland.

    • @Mr-Nobody-34
      @Mr-Nobody-34 4 роки тому +2

      @@redacted4140 I feel that

    • @JohnDoe-uq9ni
      @JohnDoe-uq9ni 4 роки тому +1

      na they watched predator to many times thats why it was mid day on a beach

  • @SidekickZero
    @SidekickZero 2 роки тому +6

    Thanks man. I've been very down with life and shit not going very well. I'm thankful I found your channel a couple of days ago. As a vet, you've helped me these past couple of days!

  • @zezaekrael
    @zezaekrael 4 роки тому +250

    The whole thing reminds me of a Captain I had the displeasure to be commanded by in Haiti.
    The moron led us out to raid a known insurgency group with a large cache of weapons, ammunition and supplies.
    We staged under a street light in front of a house.
    The Captain began briefing us on the plan, which he had delayed doing prior.
    As he briefed us he began pointing to various areas of the house nearby which we at first assumed he had chosen because it was similar to the target location.
    About five minutes in we began to realize the house we were staged in front of was in fact the target location.
    Including the mounted .50 caliber machine guns in the corners of the first floor set up to fire through the adjacent windows.
    He was stunned when we launched the raid only to find nobody home.
    We were fortunate they opted to retreat through an underground tunnel network instead of mowing us down.

    • @willam1992
      @willam1992 4 роки тому +19

      wow

    • @MiaogisTeas
      @MiaogisTeas 4 роки тому +65

      Not every day you get to witness winning by failing to lose. I thought that was just how China did things...
      (Context; the CCP to this day claim to have defeated the Imperial Japanese occupation force when in fact they had capitulated to the Americans. The PLA took advantage of the Kunmintang Army being left weakened and demoralized from defending their country from sadistic invaders, and came to power by slaughtering their own countrymen and forcing the legitimate rulers of China to evacuate to Taiwan. This is why America needs to recognize Taiwan as a country before the CCP Hong Kong them into submission)

    • @Woody-nc1ru
      @Woody-nc1ru 4 роки тому +20

      Chuckle, I also had a similar event with a 3 letter law enforcement type bureau. They needed help serving a search warrant in our city. So they gave us a time and place to link up for their brief.
      So we meet them with all of our armor and such and the first question was where's the target. You see the street light down there? Yeeeeess???? It's 3 house down from that. Surprising, nobody was home. We got lucky also.

    • @jmace5964
      @jmace5964 3 роки тому +18

      Task failed successfully

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 3 роки тому +19

      I'm more scared that that captain even got to Lieutenant First Class.

  • @chriskola3822
    @chriskola3822 4 роки тому +215

    "seemed like a good plan on paper"
    not even.

    • @luciusvorenus9445
      @luciusvorenus9445 4 роки тому +5

      They didn't have paper to put the plan on! LOL!

    • @amish-ish
      @amish-ish 4 роки тому +3

      @@luciusvorenus9445 Right? A piece of paper literally goes for 5 million Venezuelan bolivars (their currency) at this point.

    • @LSPD1909
      @LSPD1909 4 роки тому +2

      Maybe if like, HALF the Venezuelan military defected

    • @TwinbornMist
      @TwinbornMist 4 роки тому

      Should have just been left as a shower thought

    • @TwinbornMist
      @TwinbornMist 4 роки тому

      @Chad Mower that's nasty fam😂

  • @godoftoasters7594
    @godoftoasters7594 4 роки тому +293

    “A shit ton of REAL Venezuelan military members”
    Yes because we know how fierce they are, they scared the US marines!

    • @DarkPsychoMessiah
      @DarkPsychoMessiah 4 роки тому +37

      He means people with actual guns, uniforms, training and slightly less emaciated

    • @SkitGaming
      @SkitGaming 4 роки тому +7

      Painted rocks

    • @googlemail4241
      @googlemail4241 4 роки тому +3

      Jokes on all of you because these were real Venezuelan military. Literally sounds exactly like their bullshit and their videos of their mil training. You know why there was even direct financing with the exact types of guys Maduro has on standby? Because it was probably a set up to try to throw media bullshit etc at the us but nobody really gives a shit anyways. They "leaked it" because they had no actual way to hide it other than try to get the public's uninformed circle jerks going. This is like trying to ram a civilian cruise ship and having your "military" boat sink. It has all of the telltale signs of Venezuelan quality and you can bet their wheelbarrows of paper monopoly money on it. The fed so far doesnt hold a candle to their printers. We simply cant compete.

    • @godoftoasters7594
      @godoftoasters7594 4 роки тому +1

      Google Mail Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/xDMq9qBpNZM/v-deo.html
      Lmao.

  • @boejiden7093
    @boejiden7093 3 роки тому +6

    I love how everything that could go wrong, went wrong and more.

  • @noyou9847
    @noyou9847 4 роки тому +512

    Can we get a shirt with the Coup on it and “They didn’t... SpEaK... SPANISH”

    • @Pikerber
      @Pikerber 4 роки тому +5

      Yes yes yes

    • @theoverseer458
      @theoverseer458 4 роки тому +3

      Nice avatar

    • @lubedupduck69bigpp16
      @lubedupduck69bigpp16 4 роки тому +4

      Moar badger

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 4 роки тому +2

      Bajur profile

    • @Scorpion122178
      @Scorpion122178 4 роки тому

      Spanish isn't even that hard to learn. Trying studying Japanese for a year and be prepared to rip your eyes out trying to memorize literally thousands of characters from 3 different alphabets. Oh and some of the characters have multiple pronunciations depending on what characters come before or after it. LMAO Spanish uses nearly the same fucking alphabet.
      In before people start in on me on how complicated conjugating verbs is in Spanish.

  • @willieklijn5901
    @willieklijn5901 4 роки тому +252

    I read this the other day and my first thought was: “this is one big Joke right?”

    • @Eagle-pg7bx
      @Eagle-pg7bx 4 роки тому +12

      I thought it was an Onion article for a second when I first saw it.

    • @justiceofbook
      @justiceofbook 4 роки тому +4

      Samuel Sedita lmao the onion is the best

    • @johnyoung4441
      @johnyoung4441 4 роки тому +2

      It literally sounds like Bay of Pigs 2.0

    • @amish-ish
      @amish-ish 4 роки тому +2

      They're all airsoft guns & airsoft equipment. Check out this Twitter thread:
      threadreaderapp.com/thread/1258118126350172160.html
      The guy who made this is ex-military and has a really sharp eye for fuckery. He broke down this "coup attempt" beautifully.
      Venezuela's just trying to deflect from their own problem, mainly their 10,000,000% inflation rate.

  • @spaceracer23
    @spaceracer23 4 роки тому +289

    Me and the boys from the VFW are going to get Castro.
    -Cotton Hill

    • @Williplier
      @Williplier 4 роки тому +2

      LMAO

    • @joshshields9155
      @joshshields9155 4 роки тому +2

      Mac and Dennis start a coup

    • @spaceracer23
      @spaceracer23 4 роки тому +2

      @John Stone Alright Mr Emperor, I took fifty of your boys and you took my shins. I guess we're even.

    • @maqkero
      @maqkero 4 роки тому

      Can I come with y’all

  • @GeorgeBonez
    @GeorgeBonez 3 роки тому +22

    My dad was a USMC Drill Sgt and acted just like this guy. I miss him so much. He was THE MAN no matter where he was!

  • @TraysonMartin
    @TraysonMartin 4 роки тому +138

    Bruh.... Venezuela even paid for the attempted coup on them, that's hilarious.

    • @331coolguy
      @331coolguy 4 роки тому +1

      Trayson Martin There like the reverse A-team.lol

    • @Volucrum
      @Volucrum 4 роки тому +4

      100k for 10 mil for a general is a good deal.

  • @irongeneral7861
    @irongeneral7861 4 роки тому +266

    Me: Has 10 million dollar bounty on my head
    *Turns myself in*
    Me: I see this as an absolute win!

    • @chekklist6501
      @chekklist6501 4 роки тому +9

      Unlimited commissary money EZ

    • @spankthemonkey3437
      @spankthemonkey3437 4 роки тому +5

      Ammosis I'll own all the ramen noodle cups and hunny buns

  • @SrSpankems
    @SrSpankems 4 роки тому +140

    A crack dealing commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they did commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a Venezuelan dictator, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The F-Team.
    (Distant copy righted A-Team theme song plays on someones phone.) (Tricycle with wagon smashes hastily built ramp)
    "We are... the F-Team!"
    (The few Venezuelans that stopped to watch the commotion chuckle and walk away.)

    • @theguylivinginyourwalls
      @theguylivinginyourwalls 4 роки тому +18

      I'm imagining a "shitty flute" version of the A-Team theme. With gratuitous earrape, of course.

    • @drewstar412
      @drewstar412 4 роки тому +1

      Almost sounds like the Final season of the A- Team with General Stockwell. lol

    • @fakshen1973
      @fakshen1973 4 роки тому +7

      Dude... the A-Team theme played on three Kazoos... badly.

    • @MegaThrasher95
      @MegaThrasher95 4 роки тому +3

      Fletcher “Distant copy righted A-Team theme song”
      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Frost1945-s7w
      @Frost1945-s7w 4 роки тому +4

      And instead of a van the f team uses them rinky dinky old fishing boats

  • @isaiahgrey2458
    @isaiahgrey2458 3 роки тому

    Single smoothest transition from video to ad that I've ever seen. Well done.

  • @suno_grimm1264
    @suno_grimm1264 4 роки тому +525

    Angrycop: Red flag red flag popping up.
    Me: go's outside and raises a red flag on the flag pole outside

    • @combatjm89
      @combatjm89 4 роки тому +36

      The range is open, medical support on site...

    • @AngryCops
      @AngryCops  4 роки тому +109

      range is hot, remember everyone is a safety

    • @AdamBoss-bg8ee
      @AdamBoss-bg8ee 4 роки тому +5

      Angry Cops wasssuuupppp

    • @blackstone777
      @blackstone777 4 роки тому +5

      ​@@AngryCops little E2 nobody: "I need an adult?"
      Squad leader: " I am an adult!!!! Now get your head down shit for brains!"

    • @FuelTheConqueror
      @FuelTheConqueror 4 роки тому +1

      Red? In America? Are you a Communist? Comrade?

  • @jacksone5856
    @jacksone5856 4 роки тому +78

    This plan reminds me of a story out of WW1. The trenches were at a halt, a few guys got a wild hair and pointed out that a german tank was stuck in the middle of no-mans-land; they decided "lets go steal it". Absolutely batshit crazy idea, but a key difference is; their plan worked. One of the last "OG" tanks from WW1 thats still around today in a museum.

    • @Hayzie3
      @Hayzie3 2 роки тому +1

      You can thank us Queenslanders for that

    • @uberreaktor4836
      @uberreaktor4836 Рік тому +2

      Ah yes, 'Mephisto', now residing in the Brisbane military museum.
      Based Aussies took it while being fired upon by machine guns, mortars, artillery, gas...
      Yeah, Fritz threw everything but the kitchen sink at them to prevent the whole thing.
      Yet they still managed to haul a bogged and broken down tank out of No Mans Land and back to their own lines...
      Just because they felt like doing it in order to piss off Jerry.
      Wartime Australians are just a different species, I swear.

    • @sdivine13
      @sdivine13 Рік тому

      ​@Hayzie3 thanks to stimpee, I can not scream queenslander

  • @sirshotty7689
    @sirshotty7689 4 роки тому +147

    Imagine failing a naval invasion on a country that can't keep their ships above the water

    • @jacobg5122
      @jacobg5122 4 роки тому +31

      Imagine doing less damage to venezuala than an unarmed cruise ship with one engine down

    • @kvltrites4534
      @kvltrites4534 4 роки тому +3

      It's like when America tried to fuck up Cuba but everyone involved is an old saggy failure.
      We're basically just doomed to repeat history in a lamer and lamer way forever

    • @tcgglobalsecurityconsultin8883
      @tcgglobalsecurityconsultin8883 4 роки тому +1

      Lmfao🤣

    • @codywotring8973
      @codywotring8973 4 роки тому +6

      @@kvltrites4534 I mean this was a 3rd party proxy operation. Not a direct military op. If we had used a legit team of generals and colonels and not an e6 the operation would have likely worked a lot better.

    • @Doughboy842
      @Doughboy842 4 роки тому +6

      The whole thing is a comical version of Bay of pigs.

  • @jamesbussey2911
    @jamesbussey2911 2 роки тому +5

    That mission makes the Bay of Pigs disaster look like Operation Overlord by comparison. 🤪

  • @arocker23
    @arocker23 4 роки тому +14

    That was hands-down, the greatest sponsor transition I have ever witnessed.

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 4 роки тому +227

    I used to get really drunk with my friends :-(

  • @jeremiahbrower533
    @jeremiahbrower533 4 роки тому +132

    They should have just taken the general when he came to meet them , and just settled for the 10 million 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

    • @killersopinion1829
      @killersopinion1829 4 роки тому +3

      Math!

    • @lethn2929
      @lethn2929 4 роки тому

      Yeah if angry cop thinks he's anal he hasn't seen the autism of internet armchair generals :D

    • @NaruSanavai
      @NaruSanavai 4 роки тому +8

      Maybe then, they could've actually bought the stuff, for a _real_ coup!

  • @caffedoutsquid
    @caffedoutsquid 2 місяці тому

    Bro that was the smoothest transition from video to ad I have EVER SEEN!!!!!

  • @primeemperor9196
    @primeemperor9196 4 роки тому +145

    "We'll have 300 men and military grade weapons."
    *60 people show up, and the weapons don't arrive.*
    "For legal reasons, that's a joke."

    • @The85F0X
      @The85F0X 4 роки тому +6

      Sounds like doing an operation with the Iraqi army.

    • @icecoldpolitics8890
      @icecoldpolitics8890 4 роки тому +4

      The85F0X hey at least the Iraqi army has rifles they just tend to leave them behind in the retreat

    • @wittwittwer1043
      @wittwittwer1043 4 роки тому

      Aaron wrote: "".... We'll have 300 men and military grade weapons. 60 people show up, and the weapons don't arrive." ...... There are good reasons for this: 1. You can't buy Red Ryder BB guns at Walmart anymore, and 2. Even if you did, it would require a special mod to add a bayonet lug that didn't block the loading tube.

  • @elmarcus300
    @elmarcus300 4 роки тому +72

    Even the ad for the beard mower had more planning put into it than this whole "Operation"
    And yes I put it in quotations and that's being generous.

    • @tactical_trucker4761
      @tactical_trucker4761 4 роки тому

      Trim the balls and the taint now it's time to do the face.

    • @JackalSon1
      @JackalSon1 4 роки тому

      Its more of a coke-addled fever dream than an operation.

  • @hatework4282
    @hatework4282 4 роки тому +72

    This was the most competent and well-thought-out invasion of a foreign country since Canadian Bacon.

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 4 роки тому +8

      Hey don't associate Canadian bacon with this shit storm

    • @citymorgue8462
      @citymorgue8462 4 роки тому +2

      @@clothar23 Well in 2 years Canada will become Venezuela

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 4 роки тому

      @@citymorgue8462 Says who, last time I checked the Canadian governmental system isn't Socialist but rather conservative . Even its liberal elements aren't exactly far left . And more to the point we have never had a manic as a leader. Even our worst Prime Minister ( a woman btw) did little to impact Canada's long term prosperity.
      I suggest you stop using tabloids as your source of news about Canada. We have weathered the likes of Trudeau before and we will again. We're a far stronger nation than you Americans give us credit for.
      If we weren't half of you wouldn't be boasting about leaving the US for Canada every time a failed businessman with bad hair gets elected your President.

    • @citymorgue8462
      @citymorgue8462 4 роки тому

      @@clothar23 All your guns are gonna be banned in 2 years without any input from parliament, sounds like a dictatorship in the making, a leader making decisions without permission from the cabinet, and disarming the people sounds familiar🤔🤨

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 4 роки тому

      @@citymorgue8462 One, not every firearm in existence is being banned for ownership in Canada. Just stop, the only thing being banned are military grade weapons such as the AR-15 platform and certain types of shotguns for example. And that sort of ban is really only effecting competitive shooters. And if a Canadian citizen wants to competitively shoot using such rifles the Canadian Armed Forces has a world renowned shooting team.
      Secondly such a ban is only in effect as long as Trudeau remains Prime Minister. Every single ruling and law passed in Canada is completely up for review and or deletion if so desired by the ruling party or parties .Since often we as a nation are ruled by minority governments.
      Third you obviously have no concept of the things you are talking about here so just stop. It's painfully clear you are just parroting the tabloid propaganda you swallow alongside that piss warm bud light you're drinking right now.

  • @JamieCallahan
    @JamieCallahan 4 роки тому +1

    I worked in Hollywood and in New York in the entertainment industry for over 30 years and rarely did I laugh as much as I did at this. Thank you.

  • @joshklem7293
    @joshklem7293 4 роки тому +90

    This operation had more leaks than a submarine with a screen door.

    • @somekid6718
      @somekid6718 4 роки тому +2

      Christopher Bogie wait what

    • @somekid6718
      @somekid6718 4 роки тому +2

      Christopher Bogie that’s a thing ?

    • @jack_copperz
      @jack_copperz 4 роки тому

      @Christopher Bogie I mean... they could work if the seats ejected forward or sideways instead of upward.

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 4 роки тому

      Might as well put parachutes on a Phantom...

    • @lionheart6176
      @lionheart6176 4 роки тому +1

      Phil swift the flex tape guy "Write that Down! Now!"

  • @christopherqwarr8610
    @christopherqwarr8610 4 роки тому +8

    That was hands down the smoothest ad I've ever seen in my entire life.

  • @NGMonocrom
    @NGMonocrom 4 роки тому +73

    Oh look, 20% off. Same percentage as the troops they ended up with out of the original 300. LOL !

  • @Pulang_Diwa
    @Pulang_Diwa 3 роки тому +5

    The security contractor guys probably saw the Venezuelan Special Forces training video and thought "Hey, we could take these guys!"

  • @OldCrankyBeard
    @OldCrankyBeard 4 роки тому +35

    Probably the best segway for a promo I have ever seen!
    As a 20 year veteran of the intel community, this has got to be the worst/dumbest thing to even think could have been a good idea.

  • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
    @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 4 роки тому +213

    Should also note: the lowest rank of SF is E-5. Part of the 18X package is an automatic promotion to E-5 once you complete training.

  • @perciusmandate
    @perciusmandate 4 роки тому +95

    This whole thing is like if the guys who put together Fyre Festival decided to try their hand at recreating the Bay of Pigs invasion... only it didn't go quite as well.

    • @antalgergo2699
      @antalgergo2699 4 роки тому

      Dude that'a the same thing that came to mind

    • @Doughboy842
      @Doughboy842 4 роки тому

      Lol. You summed it up well.

  • @NewEarthSpiritual808
    @NewEarthSpiritual808 4 роки тому

    Your videos are the only ones where I will voluntarily watch the in video advertisement

  • @machiavellireborn7541
    @machiavellireborn7541 4 роки тому +43

    "Well I don't know how you could legally transport cocaine into the United States." CIA: Hold my beer!

  • @Zakatak-mf4iq
    @Zakatak-mf4iq 4 роки тому +80

    Mom can we have a coup d'état?
    Mom: No we have coups at home.
    Coups at home:

  • @catmaniabyt
    @catmaniabyt 4 роки тому +118

    spoke to one of the "soldiers" he said they didnt attack at night quote "we are all afraid of the boogey man"

  • @Wavy_Gravy
    @Wavy_Gravy 7 місяців тому +2

    I was told to come here by you in the future. I'm glad I did, ngl. Now, about those green berets who thought this was a great idea.