This needs to happen, please. A Marno Song remix using quotes of Gabe, the chorus being him asking 'How soggy do you feel today' and a part is also the rant about soggyness levels
1:10 i love that you thought of the listeners that might actually be falling asleep to this and you just put in the little "rrrip". It sounded so wholesome for some reason and i love it.
@@zentunozentuno1012 That's needlessly dismissive and rude. This isn't twitch or Facebook or some website with a certain culture. This is youtube, one of the most general media platforms for users of all walks of life and all values and interests, and even nationalities for god sake. If such a large percentage, in your experience, of people of such far reaching demographic have anime pfps, don't you think that would put the degenerate opinion of them, that you seem to have, in the far minority? In terms of opinion popularity I think the fact that 70% (by your estimation) of people have them would make you wrong on this one.
I like to imagine he's a children's doctor for extremely sick or incurable kids and he's really silly (and sometimes unprofessional) with them so they don't feel so bad during their check ups.
Some of my favourite quotes from this video: "open your face" "I don't believe in nutrition" "ffffffff-ood is good fun" "bluegh!" "they're like two butter knives gently.. jammed in my skull" "be the shape of a pine cone"
**rip** rip **wookshh wookshh woooksh woookshhh** “i haven’t taken a warm shower in months, honestly” “alright it looks like all your veins are getting along” *riiiiippp*
Avredneck984 Hey I’m a new asmrtist & id love it if you could check out my new ASMR channel i would reallyyy appreciate it! 💗 -i know like everybody says this but I’m just starting out ya know
2:11 "Okay, lets check your f*cking eyes" HAHAHAHA I'm having a pretty gnarly panic attack at the moment but I'm genuinely laughing right now...thank you!
“As your physician it is tradition to use precision moving the position of my digits as you make the decision of when they enter your field of sight on a decreased chance of collision i hope the repetition isn’t an imposition as i continue to check the condition of your eyeballs this might be superstition but its my intuition” - Lil $oggy from the song “Pop$icle $ticks” in his album “Do you Even Vape Bro”
The chaotic goodness out of this series with Gabe is the best thing you can get from the ASMR creators community. Creative genius with insane comedy. Marno, you are the best xD
@@habimaelgomes2027 Oh no I don't want to make you change your mind ! Russian is really hard too you know :) I had been learning for a short while and it is not easy at all ! What is your native language?
1:53 *Deep Breath* ...gucci gang.....gucci gang...gucci gang.... Btw I don't feel ASMR I just watch your videos because they are funny EDIT: Thanks For 500 Likes!
Im wheezing and uwuing hard for those little "rip, riiiip, rIIip" noises marno made XDDD (edit: okay i don't usually do this but the amount of likes were really unexpected so uhh thanks❤️🤙😂)
Do y'all actually know what intrusive thoughts are? They aren't just random thoughts, they're unwanted and disturbing thoughts, hence the word 'intrusive'...
As your physician it is tradition to use precision to move the position of my digits while you make the decision of when they enter your field of. . . *sight.* Me- OH, YOU CHEEKY BASTARD!!!
*changes sticker* "Hello I am the doctor how......uhh- what to you say we go straight to the dome Changed my mind *WHAT DO YOU SAY WE SLOWLY SQUEEZE YOUR ARM* (rip)
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Hey popsicle sticks, Marno or whoever has another channel I guess:
ua-cam.com/channels/7KScLe4yhXRJfA0HdWI-KQ.html
Esskeetit!
I'm sogginess level watered down soda can
A water logged puppy
Another absolute classic mate, keep up the great work!
I thought your first name was Marno
Thank you for asking, today i feel like the log i saw in the lake
LiL SOGGY - Pop$icle $ticks (Official Music Video)
I love this
This needs to happen, please. A Marno Song remix using quotes of Gabe, the chorus being him asking 'How soggy do you feel today' and a part is also the rant about soggyness levels
you forgot the feature with Twix and Lil Pumpy
Its very possible
we N E E D T H I S
Regular people: "ASMR isn't comedy"
Marno: *coughing "hOlD mY VAPE"
Gabriel Ratek yeah like the tip of the stick of a sucker
Matthias 😂😂😂
No one:
Gabe’s blood pressure gauge: 𝓡𝓲𝓹
OMG THAT'S EXACTLY-
What's the emoji? I can't see it
@@aliahmohaziz2787 It says 'Rip', but in cursive.
𝓡𝓲𝓹𝓹𝓹𝓹𝓹𝓹
How do you get that font?
"no, bees are allergic to me"
you're killing it dude
He sure is
ALSO WHERE'S REPLIES TO THIS COMMENT
if this it is the bees then yes
He's the bee's knees
@@alfredo2lepe oh you silly goose you
Did anyone else realize that he’s now wearing the “abstract” tie that he said he had to throw away because it was on fire 😂😂
MrMartianMan he’s also wearing the Oliver Floral tie in his newest Dr. Gabe video
First name Last name thats great
☆☆☆☆☆
*"I gave a 5 star rating because Dr. Gabe helped me cure the depression I never knew I had."*
chooi xian wern he made you depressed then cured it.
Lovely
damn you just reminded me of when yt had star ratings for videos
@@Lavabear120 was this a real thing??
@@HoneyBug1215 yeah, it was a thing until like 2009/2010 iirc
he's like,,, my last braincell on math exam
Gonna think about this next time I take a math test
TXGA VM im gonna start laughing during my next math test, great
dude such a mood
😁
Being productive in all of the wrong ways
Seeing him break character and laugh is literally so hilarious
“I recognize those popsicle sticks. How are you?”
Me: *chuckles* then drops phone on my throat
How light are you
@@poopysocc7443 without the head
Epic
Me: *takes off head*
Gabe: Nah, that’d be absurd
Me: *starts putting head back on*
I actually died reading this😂
1:10 i love that you thought of the listeners that might actually be falling asleep to this and you just put in the little "rrrip". It sounded so wholesome for some reason and i love it.
Haha 69 likes go brrrrr
Omg yesssssssss "HOW SOGGY DO YOU FEEL TODAY" i missed this
75.9% of all UA-cam users use anime as the account picture. Please a moment of silence to these pour souls and a moment for America.
Some anime are actually pretty good, didnt like it until i watched. Give it a try.
@@zentunozentuno1012 That's needlessly dismissive and rude. This isn't twitch or Facebook or some website with a certain culture. This is youtube, one of the most general media platforms for users of all walks of life and all values and interests, and even nationalities for god sake. If such a large percentage, in your experience, of people of such far reaching demographic have anime pfps, don't you think that would put the degenerate opinion of them, that you seem to have, in the far minority? In terms of opinion popularity I think the fact that 70% (by your estimation) of people have them would make you wrong on this one.
Zentuno zentuno i'm not even american lol go get a life dude
instantnoob omg thank you so much you're absolutely right
“When’s the last time you bought a chia pet?”
“My rap name would be lil Soggy”
“Marno, never heard of her”
Literally died laughing this whole video
Lydia Schaefer I died at the way he said my rap name would be little soggy with the vape😂😂😂
Geo pet*
“Open your face”
“LETS CHECK YOUR F’IN EYES”
*chia pet
marno? Who's she? never heard of her.
When you start off a sentence like:
"I remeber those popsicle sticks"
violetsplash hahaha!!!!
Me and my ADHD brain...
I like to imagine he's a children's doctor for extremely sick or incurable kids and he's really silly (and sometimes unprofessional) with them so they don't feel so bad during their check ups.
“Sorry, I don’t date patients”
Just says to a kid: “ let’s just check your f***ing eyes”
I love this
“Do you even vape bro?”
Now that's dark
Some of my favourite quotes from this video:
"open your face"
"I don't believe in nutrition"
"ffffffff-ood is good fun"
"bluegh!"
"they're like two butter knives gently.. jammed in my skull"
"be the shape of a pine cone"
“I don’t really like human skin... it’s no Twix wrapping”
"When's the last time you bought a Chia Pet?" *Exhale* "Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang"
"Let's get dinner. F*ck it, I'll buy you a car."
"Our blood is candy"
"No, bees are allergic to me."
How about "My RAp NAmE woULd be LiL SoGGy- *COUGH!* "
"Do you ever get lightheaded? ... Feels good, right?"
I SNORTED 😂😂😂
SameDestination me too 😂
Same
I read this a he said this oof
I can’t explain how much I love that you replace the aggravating sounds with simple “rip riiiip” voice sounds
*Randomly swats the air*
“No, bees are allergic to me.”
|-/ 😂
||-//
Mel Møran bruh I lost my shit at that
**rip**
rip
**wookshh wookshh woooksh woookshhh**
“i haven’t taken a warm shower in months, honestly”
“alright it looks like all your veins are getting along”
*riiiiippp*
@1:11, bless.
L.V.99 good job that was right on it 😂 what a pleasant surprise
thanks for writing this for the deaf bc that's the point of asmr
BrakeDownButterfly i was commenting it cause it was funny
bruh
@@AEZAKM1 or... y'know... you could have added... literally anything to point out that it was funny rather than just copy-pasting it word-for-word?
Our blood is candy.
Firefox is a good web browser.
Why are you my last two brain cells communicating??
Waterfox master race
Blood may be candy but firefox is and will always be the inferior browser
@@lilracism4878 You're right, Pale Moon and Waterfox are better
@@Empika try airfox
thank u for that amazing sentimental poetic pfp and name
gabe is the manifestation of my ADD
Me at any hour of the day is this video
Honestly same.
ADD makes life better ngl
Oh my god, this is why I love these video, that makes so much sense? 😂😂😂
Jtruckusjr it sort of does
*casually checking blood pressure* I haven’t taken a warm shower in months
Avredneck984 Hey I’m a new asmrtist & id love it if you could check out my new ASMR channel i would reallyyy appreciate it! 💗
-i know like everybody says this but I’m just starting out ya know
OMFG the tiny "..rip.." at 1:10 killed me I can't stop laughing
2:11 "Okay, lets check your f*cking eyes" HAHAHAHA
I'm having a pretty gnarly panic attack at the moment but I'm genuinely laughing right now...thank you!
A personification of my ADHD trying to diagnose itself...
Yup! Sounds about right on my end too 🤣
This checks out
i need one of those mugs. And for god sake Chris, do you wash that shirt? Why is that blood stain STILL THERE!?
I didn't expect to find daddy Jojo on Papa Marno's video, but I'm hella glad I did!
Jojo u wear a white t shirt in every vid
The mug is a one of a kind sorry my dude. Also, the stain is a one of a kind sorry my dude
The title should be "asmr roleplay where you know what roleplay it is but it feels like you don't know what roleplay it is"
Edit: holy shit guys 1k???
Hope Gabe will see this.
“Asmr roleplay where you feel like you don’t know what roleplay it is, but deep down you have always known because you were the chosen one all along”
No, this is Patrick.
@@howizee No, this is the Krusty Krab
*coughing* mY rApPer nAmE wOuLd bE Lil'SogGy
This video is hilarious what?
i literally choked
I’m trying not to laugh and wake up my whole family, this is truly hilarious
“As your physician it is tradition to use precision moving the position of my digits as you make the decision of when they enter your field of sight on a decreased chance of collision i hope the repetition isn’t an imposition as i continue to check the condition of your eyeballs this might be superstition but its my intuition” - Lil $oggy from the song “Pop$icle $ticks” in his album “Do you Even Vape Bro”
👏
‘When they enter your field of-‘
Me: vision!
‘Sight’
Oh.
I KNOW HE SCREWED THE RHYME ON PURPOSE!!!!
3:09 "..field of... -vision- sight"
That's super dissatisfying, I love it
literally no one:
Marno: *Lil soggy has entered the chat*
soggy moggy
*has crisis over not knowing the last time I bought a chia pet*
cake ww me:Walgreens 2006
1:10 I SCREAMED THE RIP IM DONE
"I recognise those popsicles" and then the "rip" wisper had me dying from the start. Love how it's funny but you still keep it quiet XD
“f**k it I’ll buy you a car” 😂😂 I love gabe so much
*open your face please*
So like the tip of the stick of a sucker
@@Sora-gg7uv demagorgan time
2020 Honda Accord Sport
idk why but i laughed so hard at 1:12 just the "rrrip" XD
Lmao same here wasn't expecting that xD
I had to go back and replay it the first time I heard it. Love it. Lol
@@ginnyknowles8220 Replayed it a few times LOL
Same xDD
Omfg or at 1:39 the extended **riiiiiiip**
You truly are my favorite Asmrtist, keep up the hilarious videos dude „hOw SoGgy dO yOu FeEl ToDaY?“
Dr. Gabe: "Sorry i dont date patients..."
Me: .... :(
Rip omg I loved when he just says “rip” *quietly* “rip” loudly* Rip
nobody:
absolutely nobody:
blood pressure gauge: *_rip_* *_RIP_* *RIIIIPPP*
hahaha funny bro, you’re a comedian bro funny
Oof
These types of chaos filled videos make my armpit hearts flutter.
@@DDoink Gabe makes me quiver with antici..... Pation
Same lol
THE MAN WE’VE *ALL* BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!!!!
*_Nurse Gabe_*
Nurse/doctor/assistant/spokesman/God gabe
*bum buh dum duh, bum buh dum duh*
2:00 "My rap name would be Lil Soggy" AAAARGGH
4:48
Why does he look like me after I’ve had a meltdown.
Man that’s *high* quality content very **high** quality
Tom Moore bruh watch the video he smoked lol
@@blackjesus6457 Thats a vape...
@@e1ahn yeah
omfg thats my discord pf pic so i thought hey i didnt comment on this... 😂
@Tom Moore bro thats not an indication if he’s high or not
The chaotic goodness out of this series with Gabe is the best thing you can get from the ASMR creators community. Creative genius with insane comedy. Marno, you are the best xD
Marno? Never heard if her.
Remous I clicked to view this comment the exact ducking second he said it that was amazing
2:13 GABE SWEARED OMFG I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF
He kind of swears a lot. .
*swore
@@habimaelgomes2027 If you think English can be weird, don't learn French 😂 It's the most illogical thing on earth
@@habimaelgomes2027 Oh no I don't want to make you change your mind ! Russian is really hard too you know :) I had been learning for a short while and it is not easy at all ! What is your native language?
"No, the bees are allergic to me"
Is Marno like ASMR version of Chuck Norris?
*This is the most chaotic asmr I have ever seen and I am LIVING FOR IT*
This video exudes hella crackhead energy and I love it omg😂😂😂 2:42 CRYING
I died
Sara McGilvra I hope ur not crying. That could be a medical condition. Please check that out.
Thank you____, very cool! ! Was that a meme? Or fr
I’m seriously going to die of laughing... I never thought this was going to be a thing.
HB- Raidz_YT I just think it’s stupid how people go “iM DyiNg HahahaHAHhahHaaHhA
“I recognise those popsicle sticks!” -Lil’ Soggy 2019
Dr. Gabe is the most powerful anime character ever.
Change my mind.
@Money Plays-Agario UA-cam He's not an anime character
@Money Plays-Agario UA-cam He is the new Messiah
I don't think I can. The man hates human skin
Thanks
Dr. Gabe is Ultra Instinct Marno?
3:01
"Our blood is candy"
Man I'm too Homestuck for this...😂
"do you ever get light headed?"
yes, sometimes i have to sit down because of the dizzi-
"feels good right? :D"
;-;
Me, an anemic: *literally almost dies*
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Gabe: “esketit... Gucci gang”
Harrison Wall speed the rack on a new chain oo
And "be the shape of a pine cone"
😔
Yes like 1k so fucking satisfying
“Do you ever feel light headed?”
“Feels good, right?”
Dead 😂😂
girls farting in class: **Insert marno's rip sound.**
me farting in class: **shockwave** .
2:01literally woke me up from my deep state of relaxation and made me laugh my insides out
1:53 *Deep Breath* ...gucci gang.....gucci gang...gucci gang....
Btw I don't feel ASMR I just watch your videos because they are funny
EDIT: Thanks For 500 Likes!
Mastal Hrvat the song gucci gang is trash
@@Bugati01 meh
Asmr is the goose bumps you get on your arms and the tingly feeling in your throat
@@thisiswhatyoullsee8901 yeah, but the videos don't help me do that
"I remember those popsicle sticks". This is gold.
Just like a Twix (W)rapper
dr: have you ever got light headed ?
me: yes, doc . :(
dr: feels good right ? :)
me: i-
It's been a year but this shit makes me happy and sleepy at the same time
"I don't believe in nutrients" that got me, I tried so hard not to laugh but that killed me
Damn it's hard to sleep when you keep making me laugh Lil' Soggy.
I completely lost it at "rip!", deep belly laugh + tear tracks. I love Gabe
No one:
Marno: I’m boutta do asmr but I’m not a lame ass, so let’s meme on these gamers
getting tingles and laughing at the same time has been the most confusing but satisfying feeling.
gabe is forever and always my favourite character. id kill for a video with gabe and conor lol
Im wheezing and uwuing hard for those little "rip, riiiip, rIIip" noises marno made XDDD
(edit: okay i don't usually do this but the amount of likes were really unexpected so uhh thanks❤️🤙😂)
It was to edit over the loud noises haha its funny
Explain the concept of uwu
𝓾𝔀𝓾 riipp
Rip
Freazerburned It’s a weird way to make a face emoji that’s supposed to mean something is cute. Cringey.
His questions at the beginning were just his intrusive thoughts
Honestly this whole video is someone's intrusive thoughts through something important
Do y'all actually know what intrusive thoughts are? They aren't just random thoughts, they're unwanted and disturbing thoughts, hence the word 'intrusive'...
@@allysilman1631 You must be fun at parties
@@gangamel5979 not sure how correcting misinformation correlates to how fun I am at parties but go off
@@allysilman1631 it's the "well actually" attitude that's why
how tf am i supposed to calm down and relax when im laughing way too mf much bruh😭
HOWWWW DO U SLEEP WHEN THIS DUDE IS FUNNY ASFFFF
7:16 I am dying right now, lol funny epic moment
"Firefox is a good browser"
deal with it gabe.
3:02 not gonna lie, it kinda pissed me off when u said “sight” instead of “vision” lmao
He did it on purpose 😭
Afiq Hasif ik...
,,,that’s the one thing that pissed you off
Marno: Do you ever get lightheaded?
Me: Yeah
Marno: Feels good right!
Me: Hell Yeah!
amirite
Alright
7:17 this is what made me laugh the most😂😂😂😂 but it relates to how I would act to being social 😂😂😂
the m in Marno stands for malpractice
As your physician it is tradition to use precision to move the position of my digits while you make the decision of when they enter your field of. . . *sight.*
Me- OH, YOU CHEEKY BASTARD!!!
Haha yeet
Sorry
@@corbanoT.V. Random does not equal funny!
Jonas Yoakley for SOME people.
It could have been better if he said field of view
Your edited “rip” made me cackle. Oh my god, this is the content I came for.
This should be a movie, it's amazing.
I come back to this video every week.
just thank you
Oh geez this is literally the single most amazingly hilarious asmr video I've ever seen lol adding to my favorites!!
You: how soggy do you feel today
Me: like a waterboarded calzone
Autumn Behrle I had a calzone for lunch today.
@@ItMeSinamenRoll I had waterboarding for lunch
Autumn Behrle Ben Wyatt is quacking
gabe almost but not saying ‘vision’ is wonderful
i got genuinely uncomfortable every time lmao
p e m m a is it weird I felt like this but... really uncomfortable at the same time?
*changes sticker*
"Hello I am the doctor how......uhh- what to you say we go straight to the dome
Changed my mind *WHAT DO YOU SAY WE SLOWLY SQUEEZE YOUR ARM*
(rip)
Baby Bangtan Сука
S L O W L Y S Q U E E Z E Y O U R A R M
RIIiiiiip
This was the exact distraction my bad thoughts needed to fall asleep. Thank you
Gabe is the personification of what is going on in my head at all the times ever
I clicked on this to find a professional video but found a way more professional video
2:00 made me laugh harder than i have in months holy shit
I didnt sleep to this I was more laughing then sleeping lol love this video
Same, my dude, SAAAAME. XD
This is my brain 24/7. I’m on the verge of tears. There are so many great quotes in this.
"ok, open your face"
*Demogorgon sounds intensify*
This is a TV show from Rick and Morty's interdimensional cable TV 😂😂
Those are the same vibes I'm getting 💀
IM DEAD 💀
This needs more likes😂😂
Isn’t everything tho
I'm consistently impressed with your creativity, tinglability, comedic timing, and raw veggies. Drive safe, Marno!
"I recognize those popsicle sticks"
OH YEAH HEEY WHATS UP GABE
This is like Asmr stand up comedy, if a video like that doesn't exists there's an idea for a vid
I can't get enough of this dude.