YMS Finds EMBARRASING Glitches In GOODBYE VOLCANO HIGH

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  • @YMSPlays
    @YMSPlays  2 місяці тому +10

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    • @kardoxfabricanus7590
      @kardoxfabricanus7590 2 місяці тому +1

      I really wanna see you continue Snoot game and maybe do a full playthrough of it and I Wani hug that Gator

  • @technoskull
    @technoskull 2 місяці тому +238

    Reminder that Snoot Game was made in half the time, a quarter of the staff, with none of the budget of Volcano High and is FREE

    • @rasengdori13
      @rasengdori13 2 місяці тому +2

      You are choosing to ignore why it was made.

    • @tophatcat1173
      @tophatcat1173 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@rasengdori13 why was it made?

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 2 місяці тому +47

      @@tophatcat1173 Snoot Game was made to make fun of Goodbye Volcano High, but the creator unironically makes the story of Snoot Game about how a no life 4chan style incel learns to love and treat the people he hated with love and respect.
      At least that's the case in the good ending. There is a bad ending because unlike Volcano High, they made multiple endings.

    • @Sugarman96
      @Sugarman96 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@rasengdori13no they're not.

    • @baseddoggie
      @baseddoggie 2 місяці тому +13

      @@rasengdori13 It was made to make fun of GBV, which from this video you can see absolutely deserved it.

  • @Hegataro
    @Hegataro 2 місяці тому +69

    Not pressing anything in a rhythm game and winning a battle of the bands style competition is a failure of the game designer

    • @Sugarman96
      @Sugarman96 2 місяці тому +5

      It should not be worse than the rhythm sections in the Yakuza series, where they're mostly not key to the gameplay and are often inconsequential.

    • @cdm966
      @cdm966 2 місяці тому +2

      The inclusion just screams "we want to be night in the woods" but all of the rhythm game sections in NitW were just a bunch of 20-somethings fucking around in an abandoned building, there were never any stakes, but the songs still got implemented into the plot.

  • @FLCL_rox
    @FLCL_rox 2 місяці тому +90

    How the hell am I watching a highlight reel of a videogame with nothing to highlight. This game was 100% carried by Adam and editors.

  • @mrwri
    @mrwri 2 місяці тому +126

    The fact Snoot Game is a better game in every way, story, gameplay, etc, is just fucking embarassing.

  • @lokky95
    @lokky95 2 місяці тому +137

    How hard can it be to optimize a 2D visual novel?
    Or did they spend all their dev money on chai lattes and weed?

    • @waterking74
      @waterking74 2 місяці тому +15

      Definitely weed and crack

    • @Thenameless1
      @Thenameless1 2 місяці тому +17

      Listen if you used your game budget provided by government subsidies on Chai Latte and weed, good.

    • @poofballoon
      @poofballoon 2 місяці тому +5

      Hey no hate on chai lattes

    • @oldoutlet6946
      @oldoutlet6946 2 місяці тому +9

      Keep in mind it was also delayed and re-written several times too so supposedly THIS was the superior end result according to them.

    • @davisgoodrich8183
      @davisgoodrich8183 2 місяці тому

      No

  • @AE1OU
    @AE1OU 2 місяці тому +41

    I think it's unfair people are giving Goodbye Volcano High a lot of crap. The game DOES have it's purpose. To give the guy who parodied this game the opportunity to make his own better games. Now we have I Wani Hug That Gator thanks to GYH's shortcomings lol

  • @Sugarman96
    @Sugarman96 2 місяці тому +75

    This makes the Life is Strange games look competent

    • @oldoutlet6946
      @oldoutlet6946 2 місяці тому +8

      At least LiS had vision and a story regardless of how pretentious and terrible it was. This game is worse than pointless. It actively takes more than it gives.

    • @n0m4nic
      @n0m4nic 2 місяці тому +2

      It makes the Heel vs Babyface rant the rational one in the room.

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Місяць тому

      everyone knows the best game is SAM AND MAX BABYYYYY! WOOO I FUCKING LOVE SAM AND MAX YEAAAAAH!

  • @ifroggi
    @ifroggi 2 місяці тому +54

    at least life is strange had adult French men trying to guess how west coast teenage girls talked so it was more funny than boring, on top of the time travel and giant storm.

  • @ttthttpd
    @ttthttpd 2 місяці тому +16

    I love how Snoot game already has a sequel. A sequel where they out-progressived GVH by making the love interest handicapped and a real character.

  • @OneMadApple
    @OneMadApple 2 місяці тому +21

    so it's the end of the world, her parents have gone to the made-up island from jurassic park to escape her hot topic edgelord BS, and she cries when they can't get back, so clearly she cares.... but when they make a last-ditch attempt to call her before the apocalypse, with barely any cell signal, she says, "not now"...?
    ......i don't..... i can't..........WHO WROTE THIS?

  • @Arcademan09
    @Arcademan09 2 місяці тому +108

    How many people made this? Well I can you how it was funded: the Canadian government, so Adam's tax dollars paid for this

    • @joshuabrien2970
      @joshuabrien2970 2 місяці тому +16

      Game so bad it makes you wanna commit tax fraud

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 2 місяці тому +7

      Adum likes consuming cringe so it was money well spent for him.

    • @punishederic4761
      @punishederic4761 Місяць тому

      idk what's worse my tax dollars being used for war crimes as an American or my tax dollars being used to make low-effort fur-bait with no conflict in the story. I think I'd actually rather be culpable for the deaths of innocents

  • @joeimjoe
    @joeimjoe 2 місяці тому +12

    Going off of this speed read it seems like a big part of Volcano High is to treasure the little moments in life even though they can be taken away by powers out of our control. But none of these struggles or slice of life moments offer anything of value. Meanwhile Snoot Game is oozing with personality and, ironically, love for characters even if they're mocking them.

  • @BigTeo
    @BigTeo 2 місяці тому +24

    how can you make an uptomized visual novel? why are they taking budget cut shots on a visual novel when everything else is bad? why don't the lips sync? what's wrong with the voice actors? how do you make a soft locking glitch in a visual novel?
    i keep screaming, but god doesn't answer.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 2 місяці тому +8

      I can answer that. By programming too much into the script. If you stick to portraits, text, and music assets, the only thing that can go wrong is you forgetting to plug those in or plugging them in wrong.
      Once you diverge from that and start adding gameplay elements or load in an entire animated sequence, or both at the same time, you push the engine well beyond what it was meant to do, and it starts collapsing just like that.
      Goodbye Volcano high has an absurd amount of animation in it, which mean the engine is rendering a shit ton of assets. Additionally, the text boxes have odd functionality and there's some DDR style gameplay prompts which are always being loaded up on top of a constantly animated short film.
      Any dev with sense in their head would have switched to Unity when looking at the objectives they had for the project, but they were probably so green they only knew how to program a visual novel.

    • @BigTeo
      @BigTeo 2 місяці тому +3

      @@OdaSwifteye That's actually super interesting. I assume snoot game was made in unity? either way you can definetly tell a bunch of the stuff in this game is uncompressed assets they just slapped in.

  • @OlCrunchy
    @OlCrunchy 2 місяці тому +30

    Adum you should see if you can get a refund for your tax dollars that went towards this

  • @OdaSwifteye
    @OdaSwifteye 2 місяці тому +71

    I stand by my belief that the creators of Goodbye Volcano High wanted to make a TV show or a movie but couldn't get green lit anywhere so they instead made a visual novel, but they treated the visual novel engine like it was the same engine David Cage makes his games in and that caused a ton of glitches and performance issues.
    In the end, they should have made a regular paperback novel because the bar for making a YA novel for queer people is basically non-existent. Don't put porn in it, and you can basically have it as reading material in every school.

    • @The_Mister_E
      @The_Mister_E 2 місяці тому

      Wait don't they have literal illustrations of oral and anal in public school books these days?

    • @cdm966
      @cdm966 2 місяці тому +5

      They should have just made something simple in Ren'Py instead of just trying to make something work that so obviously wasn't. I know Ren'Py gets a bad wrap because of its low barrier of entry, but like, some banger VNs have come out on it. Echo is a great VN and it was made with like no budget in Ren'Py, and it also targets a queer furry demographic (albeit, it has some adult content so the age demo is a bit different), so it's not like this shit can't be done.

    • @ttthttpd
      @ttthttpd 2 місяці тому +5

      Given some of the "book banning" controversies the last couple years, even the last sentence is debatable.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 2 місяці тому

      @@ttthttpd Those were banned because they had porn in it. I think queer YA stories don't need to have sexual content to capture an experience that teens will find relatable and discerning parents will allow.

  • @CrowCZ
    @CrowCZ 2 місяці тому +11

    The game not being able to load these 2D assets instantly is the most amateurish thing ever. 15 year old computers are able to it. You have to mess up really hard to have 2D background pop-in on current hardware.

  • @ChatterboxFM
    @ChatterboxFM 2 місяці тому +7

    Swear to god, I constantly forget how jarring the designs are in GBVH. It’s like they quickly traced a handful of reference models, stuck a snout on them, and called it a day. While Snoot Game and “I Wani Hug That Gator!” managed to pull off the impossible, by creating scalies that aren’t gross abominations.

  • @Lakeside80
    @Lakeside80 2 місяці тому +14

    A bad game like this gets government funding, but other fantastic furry visual novels do so much more with no budget.

    • @n0m4nic
      @n0m4nic 2 місяці тому +3

      Makes you want to drive into the capital and wail on your car horn.

    • @ads1854
      @ads1854 2 місяці тому

      Exactly just like furry Hitler on steam

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Місяць тому

      @@n0m4nic makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

  • @Hugsloth
    @Hugsloth 2 місяці тому +8

    I find Adum's mockery at 1:00 to be very funny considering that's exactly how he sounds when he goes on and on about 4k movie trailers, or lack thereof. It's almost like different stupid things annoy different people.

  • @sisco8225
    @sisco8225 2 місяці тому +10

    Im amazed how it was possible to make every character in a game look this unappealing. The visual design alone makes me hate these characters.

  • @a55a551nxki114x
    @a55a551nxki114x 2 місяці тому +9

    Honestly so glad I stuck around for the real ending. Need more revisionist editing like this.

  • @MillywiggZ
    @MillywiggZ 2 місяці тому +16

    Ok, but did Adum get the refund? That’s the *real* asteroid!

  • @OdaSwifteye
    @OdaSwifteye 2 місяці тому +10

    8:29 Life is Strange was made by people who wanted to make a game. I don't believe Goodbye Volcano High was made by people who like video games, even when it pertains to visual novels and walking simulators.

  • @cldomed550
    @cldomed550 2 місяці тому +7

    Usually streamers don’t have to worry about this, but when you open a game and everything is starting to lag (red on OBS) the game you are opening NEEDS to have its FPS capped and V-Sync turned on

  • @MisterAnonymous1000
    @MisterAnonymous1000 2 місяці тому +22

    "Why do I have choice here?"
    It's called the illusion of choice.
    Good games can hide this by presenting more than one kr two choices that actually make an impact on the quest or story narrative.
    This isn't a good game though, and most babies who fall for this shallow level of illusion, don't play the game more than once to find out that there's not many outcomes to begin with.
    Like David Cage games and everyone who likes them unironically.

    • @rasengdori13
      @rasengdori13 2 місяці тому +8

      Heavy Rain (I like the game ironically) has a crazy different amount of endings for each character that David Cage has yet to exceed or even meet since with his games that came after. Look into how to get each ending and it’s honestly pretty ahead of its time what they accomplished in a “choices matter” game.

  • @thetwitchywitchy
    @thetwitchywitchy 2 місяці тому +23

    YOUR PRONOUNS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 2 місяці тому +2

      I mean, if you choosing a pronoun for yourself has any substance at all, it should.

  • @tjmauser6954
    @tjmauser6954 2 місяці тому +13

    I think the dnd part looks better animated then the main game

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 2 місяці тому +2

      DND part was more like a traditional visual novel where animation was used very little, and you had idle animation portraits instead.

  • @oldoutlet6946
    @oldoutlet6946 2 місяці тому +5

    This game has just as much meat and energy as the dinosaurs we unearthed from the dirt.

  • @MrThankeesai
    @MrThankeesai 2 місяці тому +22

    Props to the editor
    That first 90 seconds was flawless

  • @TheNightquest
    @TheNightquest 2 місяці тому +6

    That ending sequence had me in stiches. Thx mr. Editor!

  • @Babylauncher3000
    @Babylauncher3000 2 місяці тому +17

    Sephiroth killing everyone in that 20 second edit was more entertaining than the entire game.

  • @MillywiggZ
    @MillywiggZ 2 місяці тому +17

    Why do they *always* put D&D in these games?

    • @mrwri
      @mrwri 2 місяці тому +13

      Because someone who has no actual connection to the world they're trying to portray will namedrop stuff like DnD to sound like they aren't terminally out of touch.

    • @christopherauzenne5023
      @christopherauzenne5023 2 місяці тому +4

      i think a whole "hello fellow youth," mixed with "if I reference something liked/popular than that will clearly mean people will think my work is just as good as said other thing"

  • @bo4287
    @bo4287 2 місяці тому +8

    I swear to god Canada your on thin fucking ice with this game.

  • @SapphicFurry
    @SapphicFurry 2 місяці тому +13

    I'm getting secondhand embarrassment from putting this game on my wishlist when it was announced. My only expectation was cute dinosaurs and mass extinction and they fucked even that up. Snoot game really is better what the hell.

  • @TheMedicatedArtist
    @TheMedicatedArtist 2 місяці тому +7

    This is just a failed tv pilot with button prompts

  • @SamuelCatsy
    @SamuelCatsy 2 місяці тому +23

    Were they trying to be Depression Quest with those "you can't select these" with analog TV static? I guess they wanted to pay tribute to their hack writer idols.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 2 місяці тому +8

      Depression Quest winning an award is why we have wannabe novels like Goodbye Volcano High.

    • @baseddoggie
      @baseddoggie 2 місяці тому +8

      Fake/locked dialogue choices are insulting in a game where "the choices you make will impact the story" or whatever they claimed.

  • @tinybee7780
    @tinybee7780 2 місяці тому +5

    My expectations for the supercut version of this game was rock bottom, and yet it still ended up even worse than I thought.
    Never mind the writing - the asset pop-ins, the audio mixing, the weird perspectives of the character art, etc. Did they not have time to fix these problems? Where did the budget go?
    We will not forget your sacrifice for playing this Adum o7 I hope you managed to refund this game.

  • @Sawolf151
    @Sawolf151 2 місяці тому +5

    that was indeed a very real painful playthrough to watch, thanks Canada

  • @KainGerc
    @KainGerc 2 місяці тому +4

    The incompetence is kind of impressive.
    Pretty much all aspects of this game are lacking (writing, art, animation, performance, voice acting, music)

  • @MillywiggZ
    @MillywiggZ 2 місяці тому +7

    1:14
    Any KingCobraJFS fans in the house?
    This remind you of a certain “lady of the lake/bathtub”?

  • @KirkWilson86
    @KirkWilson86 Місяць тому

    "Those are snoots! They don't have eyes!" 😂😂

  • @XzMondayNightzX
    @XzMondayNightzX 2 місяці тому +12

    Remember Adam, as Canadians our tax dollars went to this. Quebec was a mistake.

  • @eb-the-gamer6287
    @eb-the-gamer6287 2 місяці тому +13

    But seriously it's night and day this game and snoot game

  • @ExceedinglyFPR
    @ExceedinglyFPR 2 місяці тому +9

    well that was terrible, now play I Wani Hug that Gator! as a pallet cleanser.

  • @attackofthecopyrightbots
    @attackofthecopyrightbots 2 місяці тому +3

    up there with telltale games with the amount of pop-ins

  • @Msyjsm
    @Msyjsm 2 місяці тому +3

    no see but the stars being in front of her face is like a really deep metaphor and super meaningful and stuff, you'll see it's exactly like whatever you were saying about the on-screen text from synecdoche for like half a video (sorry i've completely forgotten almost all of the details that would've made this comment actually funny)

  • @bobaloo20
    @bobaloo20 2 місяці тому +1

    This game makes me appreciate that Adam played the 25th Ward in the best ensemble performance of the channel, starring LW as totally literate, Scoot as totally culturally sensitive, and Adam as totally alive by the end of the scene. Absolutely worth a watch if you haven't seen it yet.

  • @nfsfan2
    @nfsfan2 2 місяці тому +7

    The music is generic indie bleh

    • @MajesticAngel13
      @MajesticAngel13 12 днів тому

      I dont mind it, but i get what you mean. Reminds me of Daughter (the band that did songs for LIS BTS)

  • @scarefish6689
    @scarefish6689 2 місяці тому +3

    12:57 The low-poly versions of the characters genuinely look better than the full-res versions. They at least showcase some artistic direction and intention.

    • @aquila4142
      @aquila4142 2 місяці тому +1

      The Low-Polys were made by Snoot Game fans, iirc

  • @TheCraftedCreepers95
    @TheCraftedCreepers95 2 місяці тому +5

    This game is "Very Positive" in reviews on Steam. Even if you're into this kind of game what on earth makes anyone consider this good??!!

    • @MazeMaker4Life
      @MazeMaker4Life 2 місяці тому +5

      Negative reviews get deleted on steam.

    • @rasengdori13
      @rasengdori13 2 місяці тому +3

      @@MazeMaker4Life Only Valve can delete reviews. Your source is that you made it up.

    • @WokioWolfy
      @WokioWolfy 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@rasengdori13 no, he's not kidding, it's not Steam that deletes negative reviews, it's the devs who made the game.

    • @MazeMaker4Life
      @MazeMaker4Life 2 місяці тому +2

      @@rasengdori13 practice what you preach mate

    • @punishederic4761
      @punishederic4761 Місяць тому

      If you activate the game with a key on steam, or get it for free your review is not counted in the score. You can no longer leave reviews for games you have played through the steam "family sharing" system. If you want your review to count in the "very positive" 90% metric you either have to buy it or get a review copy. The game has very positive reviews because the only people who like the game are the people who are willing to buy it, the same problem exists with the Life Is Strange series: The only people whose review counts are the people who bought it and took the time to make the review, in other words: fans of the game are allowed to review the game and no one else and anyone who would be giving a negative review didn't buy it and/or had their review made irrelevant.
      Even if developers weren't deleting reviews it still wouldn't matter, reviews on steam are not about reviewing the game, or informing potential customers, it's now meant to sell the game by using your fans as marketing.

  • @HereIam123
    @HereIam123 2 місяці тому +1

    Good work completing the ending, editor.

  • @stevetv5739
    @stevetv5739 2 місяці тому

    It's insane this was so hyped up

  • @gruntilde
    @gruntilde 2 місяці тому +2

    thank u for the real ending

  • @aidank9893
    @aidank9893 2 місяці тому

    Found my new comfort video 😂

  • @Voltanaut
    @Voltanaut 2 місяці тому +4

    It always annoys me when anthro characters with long nails play bass/guitar. How do you fret notes with those talons!?

  • @VVVU2x
    @VVVU2x 2 місяці тому +4

    Hot damn, this game looks horrid, wasn't this one of the exclusive games that was showcased for the PS5?

  • @comradewolf4901
    @comradewolf4901 2 місяці тому +3

    At least “Life is Strange” was interestingly cringe. I was so excited for every installment of those walkthroughs because the game was hilarious. This is just so boring.

  • @MazeMaker4Life
    @MazeMaker4Life 2 місяці тому +1

    I am impressed... This kinda thing is what makes ME feel like i have a chance to actually do something decent when stuff like this actually gets published. 😭

  • @rcflight13
    @rcflight13 2 місяці тому +1

    Has he ever played Alone in the Woods? Don't know how it's aged but probably the best of these sort of games.

  • @SuperWHIIITE
    @SuperWHIIITE 2 місяці тому +4

    Its pretty obvious that this game sucks but something that really grinds my gears is the wrong choices shit. This is anti-video games. There is no way you respect video games as an interactive artistic medium and yet spit on any meaningful way to interact with it. its not even a visual novel. It just seems like this was the cheapest way to make their shitty project, which was most likely a failed or denied show. CHRIST.

  • @aaronwilson4504
    @aaronwilson4504 2 місяці тому +6

    That's not how pterodactyl wings work, do they not get that, are they confused about ornithiscian vs pterodactyl traits? Why would a pterosaur have feathers????

    • @aaronwilson4504
      @aaronwilson4504 2 місяці тому +4

      JUST MAKE HER A FUCKING ARCHAEOPTERYX!! Also her hands should just be her wings!!!!fuck I hate it, I hate the design!!!

    • @GigiBranconi
      @GigiBranconi Місяць тому +1

      ​@@aaronwilson4504They aren't real furries

  • @UnepicProportions
    @UnepicProportions 2 місяці тому +1

    I can't believe they didn't even bother with a failstate in the rhythm game section. YAKUZA KARAOKE managed to do that.

  • @averyeml
    @averyeml 2 місяці тому

    Did I watch this full playthrough already on the other channel? Yes. Will I watch it again? Absolutely

  • @Iluvfemb0is
    @Iluvfemb0is 2 місяці тому +69

    people in chat coping saying this game is better than snoot game lmao

    • @Sonamyfan875
      @Sonamyfan875 2 місяці тому +44

      They're just mad that the big bad 4Chan beat them at their own (literal) game.

    • @kenpatchiramasama1076
      @kenpatchiramasama1076 2 місяці тому +4

      damn i guess you fine with transphobia then?

    • @baseddoggie
      @baseddoggie 2 місяці тому +19

      @@kenpatchiramasama1076 Explain how the game is actually transphobic. Give actual examples from the game.

    • @Sonamyfan875
      @Sonamyfan875 2 місяці тому +2

      @@kenpatchiramasama1076 It's encouraged.

    • @kenpatchiramasama1076
      @kenpatchiramasama1076 2 місяці тому

      @@baseddoggie literally all the good endings involve detransitioning fang because of uwu marty stu anon, and the only endings fang stays nonbinary are the bad endings. if you lack basic critical thinking skills, then this conversation is over lol because i don't entertain debate perverts like you and your master, Vaush

  • @kyaban5192
    @kyaban5192 2 місяці тому

    That ending lmao

  • @sideshowratt
    @sideshowratt 2 місяці тому +2

    I'm glad I'm not on Tumblr anymore because I have a feeling this is going to be huge.

  • @DementedDuskull
    @DementedDuskull 2 місяці тому +1

    9:30 But the song that goes beep boop IS actually one of the better songs...in Snoot Game.

  • @SaiScribbles
    @SaiScribbles 2 місяці тому +2

    I've been streaming I Wani Hug That Gator, the Snoot Game with original characters, and holy shit Cavemanon really kicked this game's ass, even with no voice acting and mostly still images.

    • @aquila4142
      @aquila4142 2 місяці тому +1

      Stay tuned for Encore, which will add voice acting.

  • @fearofthechippan
    @fearofthechippan 2 місяці тому +11

    Thank you for bringing us the true ending, where Sephiroth saves us from the Woke Snoot Demons

  • @1Henrink
    @1Henrink 2 місяці тому

    I actually like the simplified character models then the full ones.

  • @H1GHLANDER360
    @H1GHLANDER360 2 місяці тому +4

    Turok Evolution had a more engaging story than this.

    • @Thenameless1
      @Thenameless1 2 місяці тому +2

      I like to imagine that in this or Snoot Game's world's, Turok Evolution is the equivalent to something like Postal.

  • @MrThankeesai
    @MrThankeesai 2 місяці тому

    They missed a great opportunity to set it in present day and just say that it takes place in the world of Melencolia

  • @manboy4720
    @manboy4720 Місяць тому

    you can really tell by the graphics and the game struggling to keep a stable framerate that this game is using TOP-OF-THE-LINE RAYTRACING TECHNOLOGY (presented by NVidia) (now with cubed cubemaps and bumped bumpmaps).
    we shouldn't ask 'can it run crysis', we should ask 'can it run goodbye volcano high'.

  • @raine6813
    @raine6813 2 місяці тому +1

    also, what are they even doing in school if the world is going to END? they dont really have a future to plan for anymore, so its kind of a waste of time

  • @cldomed550
    @cldomed550 2 місяці тому

    Can’t wait till he plays Huggie Gator

  • @HolyApplebutter
    @HolyApplebutter 2 місяці тому +1

    Considering I just finished Snoot Game myself, this feels remarkably on-time. Now I can watch the shitty knock-off game.

  • @AgusEP
    @AgusEP 2 місяці тому +18

    When people ask you what is wrong with socialism, you should show them this game

  • @alpinemarten
    @alpinemarten 2 місяці тому +2

    SEPHIROTH NO

  • @xx12b1
    @xx12b1 2 місяці тому

    At this point just play night in the woods lol

  • @AssistedTwister
    @AssistedTwister 2 місяці тому +2

    That was terrible, clicking on this I thought surely this must just be part one and it gets better later... nope

  • @4203105
    @4203105 2 місяці тому +2

    I think they should have payed you to play this.

  • @LuizHenrique-zw5su
    @LuizHenrique-zw5su 2 місяці тому +1

    Did he Finish snoot game?

  • @tjmauser6954
    @tjmauser6954 2 місяці тому +2

    Oh my god it’s kingdom hearts 2 like rhythm game

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 2 місяці тому

      Except you can fail those but you are so right.

  • @davisgoodrich8183
    @davisgoodrich8183 2 місяці тому

    16:00

  • @moatrboat
    @moatrboat 2 місяці тому +1

    how was that even a game

  • @thegamerguy1790
    @thegamerguy1790 2 місяці тому +1

    Man maybe snoot game was right

  • @northland7885
    @northland7885 6 днів тому +1

    First i did Wonder who made the voices for the characters, thought it was some of the developer who did the voiceacting, with how damn bad it is.
    My face when I saw that Trish is voiced by Ozioma Akagha who mind you did the voice for Alyx FUCKING Vance in Half-Life: Alyx.
    They had professional voice actors and KO_OP screw it up this bad. Even the voice actors must have know how phoned and shitty this game was and just went "Whatever, let's just do this and give me my damn paycheck!"

  • @gruntilde
    @gruntilde 2 місяці тому +2

    god that sucked ❤

  • @MrThankeesai
    @MrThankeesai 2 місяці тому

    Is it gonna turn out that this the triassic not the jurassic so the asteroid is not the one that hit earth and killed the dinosaurs

  • @LithmusEarth
    @LithmusEarth 2 місяці тому

    8:14 was he smoking every time the camera wasn't looking at him?
    19:54 yes, you can see him smoking there, this is something i think i saw one trailer for YEARS ago because of this channel, and that's it so is it revealed he (red guy) is a smoker?
    Is the dungeons and dragons content PURELY Filler? Or was it meant as like a reflection of what's going on but spelled out a little more heavily, are the characters even getting around to it?

  • @nfsfan2
    @nfsfan2 2 місяці тому +2

    Low quality night in the woods ripoff

  • @RegalPixelKing
    @RegalPixelKing 2 місяці тому

    I need to know if you managed to get a refund. With nearly 5 hours of playtime the answer is probably no, but Steam sometimes in generous.

  • @wesleyackerman8211
    @wesleyackerman8211 2 місяці тому

    i'm so glad I didn't pay $30 to see this video.

  • @SomeIcelandicDude
    @SomeIcelandicDude 2 місяці тому +3

    The fact that something this lazy can still get good to great reviews is really disheartening. You can put out the worst shit ever but make it LGBTQ based and it's critic proof make it "choice based" and no one will mention that there's no actual gameplay or even choice.

  • @chargemankenia
    @chargemankenia 2 місяці тому

    A mimir gang

  • @RipperTips
    @RipperTips 2 місяці тому

    dispite how bad this game may be theres at least 3 characters that would get it so as a furry id say 7/10

  • @KitePerson
    @KitePerson 2 місяці тому +3

    I can't believe Adam's people made this boring ass game. Friggin Canadians I swear.

    • @WokioWolfy
      @WokioWolfy 2 місяці тому

      I don't think it was Adam's own people, these are definitely scammers and grifters, because actual furries are humans but look like furries.

  • @ana.alliterative
    @ana.alliterative 2 місяці тому +4

    I can't believe I'm saying this: Friday Night Funkin is a better rhythm game
    Edit: 30 Dollars???

  • @Nairolf0007
    @Nairolf0007 2 місяці тому

    play Heart of Darkness!