Christina's Curations: Public Bleaching & Roided Kangaroos - YMH Highlight

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  • @ChroniclesofaRunawayBride
    @ChroniclesofaRunawayBride 2 роки тому +201

    Honestly, the best part of these curations is how much joy it brings Christina.

  • @grantjoy
    @grantjoy 2 роки тому +163

    Fantastic curation. I love when everyone hates it.

    • @Flike245
      @Flike245 2 роки тому

      I'm way more on Tina's wavelength. The "I own yr pussy" guy was cracking me up.

  • @joereilly8890
    @joereilly8890 2 роки тому +42

    I love that Tom talks about killing the fox and how sweet it is all in the same sentence in the same exact tone. Definitely not a serial killer.

  • @AK907LSD25
    @AK907LSD25 2 роки тому +347

    I love Tom's disdain for this segment, I cant tell you how nice it is not having to see or hear my exs tiktok anymore

    • @AugustThor438
      @AugustThor438 2 роки тому +5

      Who’s your ex?

    • @AK907LSD25
      @AK907LSD25 2 роки тому +21

      @@AugustThor438 not so sure you'd know her but it's quite possible you've met many like her.

    • @nolanthomas4950
      @nolanthomas4950 2 роки тому +4

      It seems like your wrong actually Lmao

    • @AK907LSD25
      @AK907LSD25 2 роки тому +3

      @@nolanthomas4950 it's been known to happen

    • @colderman
      @colderman 2 роки тому

      Mine makes tiktoks which come up in my fyp...its hard not to comment petty shit😂😂😂but the bitch got my kids

  • @Jarrettlowery
    @Jarrettlowery 2 роки тому +76

    I'm onboard as long as Christina is making herself laugh.

  • @CarlosBeo
    @CarlosBeo 2 роки тому +157

    I love how Tom's animal knowledge is also mostly murder

  • @MrUmandMrEr
    @MrUmandMrEr 2 роки тому +29

    Christina. Thank you. This is what life used to be like. Laughing at the afflicted.

  • @MrMaltasar
    @MrMaltasar 2 роки тому +22

    Honestly, half the joy from the toks is Tom's and the crew's horror and shock! Keep em coming!

  • @matthill5426
    @matthill5426 2 роки тому +55

    Speaking of the Russian fox pet, there's a Russian guy on youtube with a channel dedicated to his full-grown pet cougar.

    • @uhitskyle
      @uhitskyle 2 роки тому +1

      Russians love crazy animals like that

    • @beezowdoodoozoppitybopbopb9488
      @beezowdoodoozoppitybopbopb9488 2 роки тому +2

      I think I've seen that. It's a couple who owns him. The cougars kinda stunted, but hes a sweetheart.

    • @rachelbishop8556
      @rachelbishop8556 2 роки тому +6

      The channel is I am puma. The puma is named messi. He was born stunted and can't survive in the wild so they adopted him. Built the whole house to be safe for him. He is very tame.

    • @Muziqizlyf
      @Muziqizlyf 2 роки тому +3

      Messi the puma

    • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
      @yourdadsotherfamily3530 2 роки тому

      Luna is a badass

  • @Aryzo
    @Aryzo 2 роки тому +31

    I think the lady was actually using her foot-sweat to turn the pages.. Quite ingenious if you think about it

    • @Professor_Bugs
      @Professor_Bugs 2 роки тому +3

      This is why i dont use the library anymore.

  • @eazy1896
    @eazy1896 2 роки тому +37

    I always thought my thoughts were sick thank god I found this channel now I feel fine

    • @hellomjb
      @hellomjb 2 роки тому +6

      The older I get the less I care. It's nice, you start to realize everyone has their own weird stuff, and your own weird stuff isn't all that weird!

    • @eazy1896
      @eazy1896 2 роки тому +3

      @@hellomjb at least they stay in my head people now days records it and am like wtf you share these things online.

    • @hellomjb
      @hellomjb 2 роки тому +2

      @@eazy1896 haha, agreed! I understand my kind of crazy, but I'm not about to broadcast it to the world.

  • @hydnastrident
    @hydnastrident 2 роки тому +72

    Christina casually with the pretty good Ozzie accent out here

  • @alexmurphy3531
    @alexmurphy3531 2 роки тому +14

    I'm aussie and i gotta say christine does a decent accent at 2:00 😂

    • @Schmidhead
      @Schmidhead 2 роки тому +1

      Nah mate, dreamin

    • @FAK_CHEKR
      @FAK_CHEKR Рік тому

      I got a little turned on by that

  • @yujiruffhanma3095
    @yujiruffhanma3095 Рік тому +1

    I cannot get enough of this segment

  • @josephclites6971
    @josephclites6971 Рік тому +2

    Tom really doesn’t dig this segment. I can’t get enough of it!!

  • @stuntz972
    @stuntz972 2 роки тому +8

    I think my single greatest fear is discovering that my parents have a tiktok via one of Christina's Curations

  • @swettyspaghtti
    @swettyspaghtti 2 роки тому +6

    8:10 her gurgling laugh made me loose it XD XD XD

  • @gangstaelegantproductions2780
    @gangstaelegantproductions2780 2 роки тому +8

    I love Christina's curations lmao

  • @21cabbage36
    @21cabbage36 2 роки тому +13

    When I was little, a kangaroo booted the sh!t out of me at a petting zoo

  • @KrazyEpicTaco11
    @KrazyEpicTaco11 2 роки тому +8

    Ok but jokes aside Christine's Aussie accent is pretty on point lol

  • @37Kilo2
    @37Kilo2 2 роки тому +3

    That is not car keys around his neck. That's his lifeline. Needs to call poison control frequently. "Uh, hey Jeff. I soaked my head in bleach again."

  • @atomato5378
    @atomato5378 2 роки тому +13

    I do belive Swastikas are in fact originally super old school hiduism/buddhism, and in fact are prominent displayed throughout east Asia. Visually you can differentiate them because the religious swastika is inverted/occurs backwards, it's easy to tell when they are right next to each other

    • @verakoo6187
      @verakoo6187 2 роки тому

      Swastikas date back to ancient times, it was a widely used symbol throughout history and was very common throughout europe, even the 45th infantry division in the US army wore it as an ancient Native american symbol of good luck in the early 1900's. It wasnt until 1920 when the Nazi party adopted the symbol that it began its life as a symbol of hate.

  • @yourma-uh5um
    @yourma-uh5um Рік тому +2

    Whoever is manically laughing in the background probably feels he has the best job in the world.

  • @daniellucier2290
    @daniellucier2290 2 місяці тому

    8:38 lmao he's got a voice decoder naturally coming through 😂

  • @terminal2k
    @terminal2k 2 роки тому +6

    Emus have the claws that will cut your guts out. Kangaroos will kick you so hard it can cause internal bleeding and organ damage

  • @jojolewis831
    @jojolewis831 2 роки тому +1

    The singing numbers guy. Hahaha
    "One two three four five!"

  • @gearspider
    @gearspider 2 роки тому +5

    Punching a Kangaroo to save your dog is the most Strayan thing you can do

  • @greatorangesky
    @greatorangesky 2 роки тому +13

    And now Christina realizes Tom's close eye kink...

  • @beardymcbeardface69
    @beardymcbeardface69 Рік тому +2

    I was bashed up by a kangaroo when I was 4. This is going way back to the mid 70's, my Mum took me to one of those wildlife petting and feeding places. I approached a big red and he kicked the living shit out of me.
    Maybe he was used to kids approaching him and trying to mess with him, but I wasn't that sort of kid.

    • @AldoWaghorne
      @AldoWaghorne Рік тому +1

      The 70s were wild huh. Hey kids, want to go feed a shark? Off you go!

  • @supremebuffalo6322
    @supremebuffalo6322 2 роки тому +1

    Cant believe i missed a new Christina's Curations clip

  • @DastardlyDavid69
    @DastardlyDavid69 2 роки тому +3

    Tom talking about the smell of bourbon street made me hungry.

  • @Deguello23
    @Deguello23 2 роки тому +4

    She wasn't "touching" the page, she was *wiping* whatever funk is on her foot onto the page. There should be weekly mall executions in the malls that remain open, and this should qualify.

  • @AugustThor438
    @AugustThor438 2 роки тому +3

    7:05 he throws it exactly like a toddler does

  • @robdubent
    @robdubent 2 роки тому +3

    Loved the kangaroo bar fight lol

  • @johnqpublic2718
    @johnqpublic2718 2 роки тому +3

    I can't wait until Kingcobrajfs shows up on Christine's Curations

  • @kevin52555
    @kevin52555 2 роки тому +6

    I wish I was having as much fun as Christina in these. You can tell some of the boys here are legit upset.

  • @nerddub
    @nerddub 2 роки тому +1

    I've spent years visiting NOLA and the french quarter is more than bourbon street. Stay away from the weekends and it becomes a nice place of Louisiana culture that anyone would enjoy, from the awesome museums and local occult shops to some of the best food maybe ever, it's worth a visit. Try going from monday to wednesday, thursday starts the early weekend idiots bleaching their hair in the streets.

  • @bookaufman9643
    @bookaufman9643 Рік тому +1

    I think the dude on the train is eating a mango. You know how you have to eat it over something because it's so messy and then it has that hard core inside that you need to toss away. Probably not exactly how I would eat a mango but each to their own😊.😊

  • @reptilez13
    @reptilez13 2 роки тому +1

    Captive kangaroos are super chill. Lotta zoos, especially in Australia I guess, let you pet some. The Real Tarzan has one that came from a zoo or something too. Plays leapfrog with it, it's adorable. Idk if species matters, it may.

  • @beezowdoodoozoppitybopbopb9488
    @beezowdoodoozoppitybopbopb9488 2 роки тому +11

    My mind is blown how otherwise normal train/metro riders dont whoop peoples ass for things like that.

    • @JacobC479
      @JacobC479 2 роки тому +11

      Because they would get in a fight every time they rode it lmao

    • @krenwregget7667
      @krenwregget7667 2 роки тому +9

      because when you try to fight a crazy person, you end up in the hospital with stab wounds.

    • @KrikZ32
      @KrikZ32 2 роки тому

      if you do that then it becomes your problem

    • @abc456f
      @abc456f 2 роки тому +1

      I don't miss riding the NY subway one bit. Always, and I mean always, some shit going on.

  • @kuban4560
    @kuban4560 2 роки тому +2

    love this christina ur amazing

  • @lindboknifeandtool
    @lindboknifeandtool 2 роки тому

    0:30 y’all check out where he sings “1 2 3 4...etc”

  • @seabassmcbigfat
    @seabassmcbigfat 2 роки тому

    Lmfaoooooooooooo I made direct eye contact with that cool guy and could not stop laughing. Holy SHIT

  • @badicusvibesimus182
    @badicusvibesimus182 2 роки тому +1

    First guy is real life Rickety Cricket

  • @effurfeelings
    @effurfeelings 2 роки тому

    The first guy sings everything

  • @Jon-wj4xt
    @Jon-wj4xt 2 роки тому

    these are tremendous!!!!

  • @jakebaker4066
    @jakebaker4066 2 роки тому +1

    R.I.P Roger the kangaroo. The most ripped handsome gigachad

  • @thebutanewayne
    @thebutanewayne 2 роки тому

    2:38 "touch my camera through the fence"

  • @machiengunkelly
    @machiengunkelly Рік тому

    I love all you guys with all my mo-fuckin heart!!! Thank yee❤🎉

  • @danjwalker
    @danjwalker 2 роки тому +4

    Kangaroos are basically velociraptors.

  • @claudekenni8355
    @claudekenni8355 2 роки тому

    WE'RE ON BOURBON STREET, AND I JUST BLEACHED MY HAIR! OOOOOOOOW!
    (and the Benadryl guy in the back)

  • @quicktrips
    @quicktrips 2 роки тому +1

    For the electric bill 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vversusv1364
    @vversusv1364 2 роки тому +1

    I made the mistake of watching this while I was eating.

  • @imnotelvis11
    @imnotelvis11 2 роки тому +7

    idk wtf all these dudes hate about this so much, christina's curation is EASILY the best part of YMH.

  • @JPFr3sh
    @JPFr3sh 2 роки тому

    I'm gonna catch that joseph Smith guys live stream and send it, it is something to be seen

  • @Liquid_Alchemy
    @Liquid_Alchemy 2 роки тому +1

    I almost pissed my self laughing when I saw the muscular Kangaroo photos. Worst cellmates EVER!

  • @DAWAXFAX
    @DAWAXFAX 2 роки тому

    3:24 TOM'S DESCRIPTION OF BOURBON STREET IS SO SPOT ON LOL I HAVE SEEN TOURIST WALK BAREFEET OUT THERE 🤮🤢nasteeeee lol

  • @5clgdesu
    @5clgdesu 2 роки тому +6

    We need a Christina snort compilation.

  • @ScreenTalker
    @ScreenTalker 2 роки тому

    7:52 what came first, Dirty Bugs or Buffalo Bradley?

  • @imogendedo8296
    @imogendedo8296 2 роки тому

    all nyc trains get cleaned when they reach the last stop on every trip. FYI

  • @jordanmcguire2344
    @jordanmcguire2344 Рік тому

    Dude, I am fucking obsessed with Christina's Curations.

  • @tomblaze2
    @tomblaze2 2 роки тому +6

    I used to wAtch the full YM h podcast - now I just walk the curations

    • @justsayin._.
      @justsayin._. 2 роки тому +1

      ... so u learned to only watch the good bits?

  • @none_o_ur_bidnis
    @none_o_ur_bidnis Рік тому +2

    That kangaroo disemboweling thing is a myth. They kick with the bottom of their feet, not their toenails (no "talons"). The people who get attacked my kangaroos are clawed up by the animal's forepaws, and knocked down by the legs.

  • @kristopherbraga
    @kristopherbraga 2 роки тому +2

    never been this early before. had to get on it while i’m at work

  • @sharonsimmons6427
    @sharonsimmons6427 11 місяців тому

    I don’t think the guy bleaching his hair realizes, that was a tub from the ass-bleaching salon’s used product bins. 🤣😆

  • @michaelrhodes6730
    @michaelrhodes6730 2 роки тому

    Does anyone know where to find more vids from the first guy?

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 2 роки тому +1

    Some of the best parts of my day involve these

  • @bobbyblastem7740
    @bobbyblastem7740 2 роки тому

    Christina curations better than Tom’s beard’s saturation 😂😂😂

  • @ryanweinger9578
    @ryanweinger9578 2 роки тому

    Dude that guy who needed electricity had the lights on. Lol like wtf

  • @youpkroon7594
    @youpkroon7594 2 роки тому

    The Guy at around 9 min sounds like Ed camper

  • @PedroReyes-dg9dv
    @PedroReyes-dg9dv 2 роки тому

    Here I go, WuTang flo! 🤣

  • @claytonwilson2036
    @claytonwilson2036 4 місяці тому

    Is this the guy that does the voice over for bobs burgers?😮

    • @WiseauSerious
      @WiseauSerious 3 місяці тому +1

      No. You have Google. Try it out.

  • @Sahxocnsba
    @Sahxocnsba 2 роки тому

    Why does the mall foot lady look so pleased with herself. That really is unsettling

  • @grtwhtbfflo
    @grtwhtbfflo 2 роки тому

    That guy had absolute buffalo bill vibes

  • @jessescott8270
    @jessescott8270 Рік тому

    I finally broke down and got TikTok two days ago all because of Christina's Curations

  • @zacharyrempel1526
    @zacharyrempel1526 2 роки тому +2

    Kangaroos also like to drown people and small animals. They wait, standing in water hoping that something will be curious or try to save it. Then grab it and hold it under. No reason for it other than its own entertainment. They're amazing animals!

    • @AsAugustSleeps
      @AsAugustSleeps Рік тому

      You might say they are the Tom Seguras of the animal kingdom.

  • @majorasothermask1258
    @majorasothermask1258 8 місяців тому

    Kangaroos are beasts. Some of them can have a 10 foot vertical and a 40 foot horizontal jump. Imagine getting kicked in the stomach by one of them.

  • @rodlewis3942
    @rodlewis3942 2 роки тому

    FYI - that huge kangaroo is now dead but when it was alive it lived on a golf course and got so jacked because of eating all the nutrient filled grass from the course.

    • @abc456f
      @abc456f 2 роки тому

      Wtf? Were they fertilizing the course with testosterone?

  • @mrfayetteville91
    @mrfayetteville91 2 роки тому

    9:40 is that Jada P Smith?

  • @ROFO79
    @ROFO79 2 роки тому

    The last guy with the hair is Wispy William

  • @chrisp8748
    @chrisp8748 2 роки тому

    Lilith Remini and Jacked Roos…I need Christina’s algorithm!

  • @christinamathers8797
    @christinamathers8797 2 роки тому

    Shout out to Christina P... I'm Christina Perez so I love her name ❤

  • @thehostwiththeleast7184
    @thehostwiththeleast7184 2 роки тому

    Fun fact! Kangaroos will also attempt to lead you to water to drown you!

  • @raoulduke2625
    @raoulduke2625 2 роки тому

    04:58 Nadiv again….. 😆 so funny

  • @jaredgalloway3642
    @jaredgalloway3642 2 роки тому

    The mall lady is awesome...

  • @nickkellam9155
    @nickkellam9155 2 роки тому +2

    1:22 Sorry to correct you Tom but you are in-fact describing a Cassowary, not a Kangaroo.

  • @binkleyme
    @binkleyme 2 роки тому +1

    Kangaroos pose like Nate Diaz

  • @meema844
    @meema844 2 роки тому +5

    I would definitely take a kangaroo if I had a decent sized knife. Win or lose, that's a fuckin METAL fight.

  • @badstar9670
    @badstar9670 2 роки тому

    More clips guys. More then one per episode pretty please! You'll get more 💰

  • @dazling5890
    @dazling5890 2 роки тому +1

    Toms not joking about our adorable kangorilla's. As an Aussie I can say he's 100% correct they'll fuck you up with no apologies.

  • @uberxchuck944
    @uberxchuck944 2 роки тому

    I’d like to ask the last guy for the cheat code to unlock the wire frame haircut he’s got

  • @brittabadie1512
    @brittabadie1512 2 роки тому +8

    Y’all do such a good job of making her look 20 years younger in the thumbnail🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

    • @kalebstrong6498
      @kalebstrong6498 2 роки тому +3

      Lilith or Christina? The pic of Christina is from a bit ago, also seems to be from some professional shoot with all the lighting and makeup just right

    • @jasongravely7217
      @jasongravely7217 2 роки тому +1

      no way look up Christina from 20 years ago. She always looks great

    • @brittabadie1512
      @brittabadie1512 2 роки тому

      Holy smokes my dude, you keep dropping your simp card….

  • @WeeniePablo
    @WeeniePablo 2 роки тому

    That’s a good Roo fight

  • @kickhacker
    @kickhacker 2 роки тому +1

    I give the first guy about 6 months before he turns into Gollum.

  • @rightchris3443
    @rightchris3443 2 роки тому

    Tom has never seen the video of the guy punching a kangaroo in the face

  • @happydonutfarts6235
    @happydonutfarts6235 2 роки тому +3

    Ooh imagine that a professional fluffer without teeth….why would the talent ever had their eyes closed.

  • @chadgarrett6947
    @chadgarrett6947 2 роки тому +1

    lol I actually felt real bad for the hair steaming too! It made me cringe.

  • @Mr.Man2214
    @Mr.Man2214 Рік тому

    7:52 that’s a Stimpee clip

  • @Alternate_Ending
    @Alternate_Ending 2 роки тому

    7:51 is that buffalo bills son?

  • @jmb9701
    @jmb9701 2 роки тому +1

    just FYI the Kangaroo's that get all jacked looking are typically in captivity, their upper body overdevelops because they don't have the space (or need) to hop around and use their legs. Sad really...