Christina's Curations: Pretty Women & Happy Armadillos

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  • @joshuaclingenpeel389
    @joshuaclingenpeel389 Рік тому +39

    7:55 “three doesn’t make you a serial killer” 3 is literally the threshold for that distinction 😂 Christina never fails to amaze

  • @samuelmills656
    @samuelmills656 2 роки тому +326

    Just reach out to teeth girl and offer to pay for her dental surgery in exchange for more videos and explanation

    • @PLF...
      @PLF... 2 роки тому +7

      A lot of people get this actually. I have a friend who had 3 sets of baby teeth before his actual teeth came out, and after that he grew extra canines that would poke out above his first ones (he had them removed). His dad had a similar thing.

    • @cancrdancr
      @cancrdancr 2 роки тому +10

      I ran across the video too on tiktok. She's wheelchair bound and has a trache tube. Much more going on than just crazy teeth.

    • @chronicallymel3510
      @chronicallymel3510 2 роки тому +1

      They definitely should considering the channel is now gone.

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 2 роки тому +2

      @@PLF...
      I had just the extra canines. I was pissed when my parents wouldn’t let me keep them

    • @marylouchristopherson8332
      @marylouchristopherson8332 2 роки тому +8

      Her name isn’t teeth girl…. It’s JAWSaphine 🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷

  • @Battlefox64_RL
    @Battlefox64_RL 2 роки тому +50

    8:10
    _I can't believe how different Christina looked before the surgery and hormones_

  • @tombystander
    @tombystander 2 роки тому +86

    "ya I'm wearing this hat cuz my alopecia is acting up"- Tom Segura first words on pat McAfee last week. Ur a beautiful man bunz

    • @pallyboy6005
      @pallyboy6005 2 роки тому +3

      "Acting up?" Didn't know that was a thing xD

  • @ManWithAName425
    @ManWithAName425 2 роки тому +20

    In the ER where I work I regularly get assigned to supervise patients with HI (homicidal ideation), and the eyes are always the biggest clue. I'm rarely surprised, but I'm certainly not immune to the creepiness of the penetrating stare. Now when I'm getting groceries or running errands I'm actually less anxious about the potential for violence because perpetrators usually are detectable a mile away. The eyes don't lie folks!!!!

  • @monglr_6187
    @monglr_6187 2 роки тому +5

    Lobe that chrsitine is doing curations again, my fav segment of thebpodcast

  • @brendenmorris3327
    @brendenmorris3327 2 роки тому +115

    The producer's laugh in the background has become a rhythmic scream.

    • @absolutesemen
      @absolutesemen 2 роки тому +11

      His names Patrick O’Callahan. aka Patty

    • @christianbravo9031
      @christianbravo9031 2 роки тому +23

      That’s because it’s not genuine laughter

    • @jadedstance233
      @jadedstance233 2 роки тому

      @@absolutesemen Patty is like an MC, he sells it.

    • @brinkmusic
      @brinkmusic 2 роки тому +13

      It has to stop

    • @brendenmorris3327
      @brendenmorris3327 2 роки тому +3

      @@absolutesemen patty boo batty needs to slow down on the Nitrous Oxide

  • @dandangalodangalus9082
    @dandangalodangalus9082 2 роки тому +24

    “3? You’re kind of, just, a pesky guy.” Lol, Christina is the best. Haha.

  • @colbyzur4642
    @colbyzur4642 2 роки тому +67

    “Equality comes when your teeth are fixed”

  • @TheSweetcaroline0512
    @TheSweetcaroline0512 2 роки тому +88

    Teeth girl has a constricted palate (too narrow), and she has multiple retained baby teeth, so as the adult teeth come in, they just erupt near where they form inside the skull because there's no room for them to move into place with the primary teeth there.

    • @nickturner9476
      @nickturner9476 2 роки тому +7

      👍

    • @BingoBangoBongoBOOM
      @BingoBangoBongoBOOM 2 роки тому +3

      @@nickturner9476 Haha...

    • @drmojo5439
      @drmojo5439 2 роки тому +5

      I remember going to elementary school with a kid that had two rows of teeth on the bottom and top, but each row was straight and evenly spaced between the other. And mind you, this was elementary school so I doubt that many, if any of them were adult teeth. Weird

    • @MetalGoatSolid
      @MetalGoatSolid 2 роки тому +3

      Looks like mileena

    • @edp3202
      @edp3202 2 роки тому

      Could an orthodontist/dentist fix it?

  • @JayMac
    @JayMac 2 роки тому +9

    I love how that armadillo and Toms son have the same voice... According to Toms impressions 🤣🤣

  • @St3ph3rs
    @St3ph3rs Рік тому +3

    I accidentally pressed a playlist and now I can’t stop watching these. I need my life back

    • @mando3651
      @mando3651 8 місяців тому +1

      Me too 😂😂😂. I almost pissed myself laughing

  • @ennote91
    @ennote91 2 роки тому +15

    In the dental industry. Supernumerary teeth are so rare. I've seen people with one extra tooth but never seen so many. That's wild

  • @colderman
    @colderman 2 роки тому +4

    Christina has definitely shaped my fyp😂😂😂

  • @youcantshimshamthezimmzamm5712
    @youcantshimshamthezimmzamm5712 2 роки тому +13

    That murder guy looks like Santa clause with all the Christmas spirit drained out of him

  • @devinsilva2102
    @devinsilva2102 2 роки тому +8

    Christina’s eye for talent on the tok is unmatched. Sometimes I be thinking there’s no way these are real people they have to be paid actors like who tf posts the stuff they be posting it’s crazy

  • @bryanstellfox8521
    @bryanstellfox8521 2 роки тому +14

    The record for number of extra teeth is actually 526.
    A young boy in India had hyperdontia, and when they x rayed him, they found a sac containing 500 little mini teeth, plus extra larger teeth also in his palate. They suspect he absorbed a twin, and the stem cells grew in his jaw.

  • @tracedirks3541
    @tracedirks3541 2 роки тому +13

    Can we get a playlist of Christina's Curations please.

  • @r.w.4276
    @r.w.4276 2 роки тому +6

    Sal Vulcano behind Tom still gets to me…

  • @raymondnickolas608
    @raymondnickolas608 2 роки тому +9

    Damn these are the best. I'm happy to say my curations are getting close to the levels of christinas

    • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
      @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 2 роки тому

      Is there a way to make my liked videos public or is it always private? My algorithm is pretty crazy too.

  • @timothyhall4794
    @timothyhall4794 2 роки тому +4

    Literally watching this in a dentist office while broke.

  • @jbbeouta6118
    @jbbeouta6118 2 роки тому +6

    Glad to see Christina’s curations are back and better then ever

  • @beerados3989
    @beerados3989 2 роки тому +3

    A poem from Joseph Kallinger
    THE UNICORN IN THE GARDEN
    When I was a little boy,
    My adoptive parents,
    Anna and Stephen,
    Killed the unicorn in my garden.
    The nightengale died, too, and
    The lilacs and roses perished.
    I wanted to be an actor,
    Playing with the unicorn in my garden,
    But they said: "You will be a
    Shoemaker, like your father,
    Dummkopf! If you don't,
    You will be a bum!"
    So I grew up in my adoptive father's shop,
    Hearing the cutting of leather,
    Smelling the odor of glue,
    My music the whirring of machines,
    Idiot's delight.
    Exiled from the street,
    Isolated from the children,
    I lived among shoews and knives and hammers.
    Unknown, unwanted, unloved,
    I learned to shape soles, replace heels, drive nails.
    My own soul was hidden from me by the shop's
    Dead world.
    A robot to their will,
    I died with the unicorn in my garden.

  • @crystalgayleb.7765
    @crystalgayleb.7765 2 роки тому +2

    Pretty please make the thing about "the longer the eyelashes the crazier the woman" a clip& post it to tik tok. The sound alone is perfect 🤣

  • @captntrps
    @captntrps 2 роки тому +7

    "Equality begins after your teeth get fixed"
    Holy shit I'm dead.

  • @bradley163
    @bradley163 2 роки тому +17

    Serial killers are real knuckleheads

    • @paulelroy6650
      @paulelroy6650 2 роки тому +6

      Real jerks

    • @dirtyboy601
      @dirtyboy601 2 роки тому +2

      We never get to hear about the ones who are good at it and never get caught

    • @rogerwilco1777
      @rogerwilco1777 2 роки тому +5

      a bunch of rascals those guys

    • @Tero92
      @Tero92 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah its not that nice to do something like that.

  • @WinnieTheJew
    @WinnieTheJew 2 роки тому +2

    58, single AND bangs? I'm in!

  • @ibsangonzalez7351
    @ibsangonzalez7351 2 роки тому +2

    2:57 Tom almost pukes and proceeds to say "that's fascinating" lmao

  • @devinkeller8543
    @devinkeller8543 2 роки тому

    46 seconds in Tom never disappoints with a straight face. Comedy gold

  • @addamaewalker7420
    @addamaewalker7420 2 роки тому

    I needed this today! THANK CP

  • @LeoSkyro
    @LeoSkyro 2 роки тому +9

    Chrystal bringing up Invisalign like "and now you can do that" as if she's talking about some shit you can buy at the pharmacy for pocket change
    Those shits will cost you upwards of 10k

    • @alanorange9376
      @alanorange9376 2 роки тому +1

      Exactly

    • @Poppins242
      @Poppins242 2 роки тому +1

      Christina never relates to poor people.

    • @peighnesshonourchign9164
      @peighnesshonourchign9164 2 роки тому +3

      Both of em seem out of touch. Or maybe i should just fix my teeth

    • @LiKWiDjay
      @LiKWiDjay 2 роки тому

      Right? Lmao i wish i could afford implants my teeth are fucked up

  • @levelbasegaming5740
    @levelbasegaming5740 2 роки тому

    Tom's face of pure astonishment at 11:23 is pure gold.

  • @gamingwithbean7961
    @gamingwithbean7961 2 роки тому +3

    I had a English teacher in highschool that had teeth like that chick. He said it was called "shark teeth" and basically his parents couldn't afford to get it fixed as a kid so he just learned to live with us. Was a really cool teacher, he showed us the 1978's version of the lord of the rings and since then I have always been hooked on older movies like that.

  • @Mirza_Tanovic
    @Mirza_Tanovic 2 роки тому +56

    You shouldn't touch armadillos, or even really go near them... they're one of the only animals in the world that caries leprosy and can transmit it to people...

  • @ninjascyther5071
    @ninjascyther5071 3 місяці тому

    Christina is giving off naughty teacher vibes and I'm here for it.

  • @saltydroog854
    @saltydroog854 2 роки тому +45

    I think it's interesting what toks make Tom sad. As weird as the "Pretty Woman" guy is, Tom was visibly upset by it. But the pesky serial killer committing crimes with his 12 year old son is "pretty cool". LMAO

  • @amirmaurer8408
    @amirmaurer8408 2 роки тому +4

    Mommy Tina was on fire this episode

  • @shoresy6927
    @shoresy6927 2 роки тому +1

    Love you guys

  • @Tub20006
    @Tub20006 2 роки тому

    “I bet you like music but I don’t know what kind.”😂😂😂

  • @danyeam
    @danyeam 2 роки тому

    i think i save all of these to my "Watch Later" list

  • @michaelbonade4667
    @michaelbonade4667 Місяць тому

    I’m not saying that I want to be friends with Tom
    But he does have that wonderful Percocet growl going on when he’s super relaxed

  • @dazed1nyc
    @dazed1nyc 2 роки тому +3

    That armless chick auditioned at diamonds but she's more of a beef girl

  • @meredithgrubb4497
    @meredithgrubb4497 Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂😂 that armadillo was going hard 😂😂😂😂😂 at least she didn't panic and accidentally harm the armadillo or its insane winky from the gates of hell.

  • @bananaboy444
    @bananaboy444 2 роки тому +3

    YMH has a whole goddamn band in the back, what could all those people be doing

    • @lovingthelessloved3679
      @lovingthelessloved3679 2 роки тому

      Right?!?! They added 4 fucking people to the production team and it didn't improve the show AT ALL!!! 🤣🙄🤔🤦

  • @mikeofborg2
    @mikeofborg2 2 роки тому +30

    Speaking of teeth. I’m a disabled veteran. I lost my teeth due to PTSD. I ground them down in my sleep. It was bad I shredded mouth guards the dentist gave me. I’m getting implants soon once my gums fully heal. Not all teeth loss is due to hygiene is all I’m saying. And I don’t make Toks. I’m a very private person as I am a former 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment Night Stalker. I pretty much keep to myself except occasionally commenting on UA-cam. I love both of your comedy. I hope to see you both live sometime in Ohio. NSDQ

    • @Big_AlMC
      @Big_AlMC 2 роки тому +3

      cool

    • @krinkris9744
      @krinkris9744 2 роки тому +4

      My husband is also a disabled vet with severe PTSD who is the same boat. I don't know where you served but one contributing factor in my husband's dental issues came from the burn pits they used in Iraq. The fumes coming from the pits cause all sorts of issues one being dental issues.

    • @SPACECOWBOY705
      @SPACECOWBOY705 Рік тому

      Jesus man things like this makes me realise that compared to alotta people I'm a p*ssy

  • @TheWeb-is-a-Lie
    @TheWeb-is-a-Lie 2 роки тому +2

    Enny dressed up as a Sriracha bottle 🔥🤣

  • @drmojo5439
    @drmojo5439 2 роки тому

    The dog and the tree thing is hilarious because since moving to Florida 3 years ago, I have not seen a handmade sign with a pluralized noun without the use of an apostrophe

    • @SouthernBreedFL
      @SouthernBreedFL 2 роки тому

      Except in this case they have more than 1 dog.

    • @drmojo5439
      @drmojo5439 2 роки тому

      @@SouthernBreedFL we know; what's your point?

  • @HomeMadeBoards
    @HomeMadeBoards 2 роки тому

    5:24 the way he can sense and predict the upcoming question is psychopathic.

  • @Arthur-ek7nd
    @Arthur-ek7nd 2 роки тому +3

    Patty is getting slim. Poor Bert is getting that catholic leprechaun magic used against him, gaining every pound that Patty loses.

  • @thedude4672
    @thedude4672 2 роки тому +52

    Do they not know how expensive dental care is these days? Insurance doesn't cover shit.
    Some people are born poor and with bad teeth.

    • @cheeseretard
      @cheeseretard 2 роки тому

      We don't talk to poors on this show

    • @cheeseretard
      @cheeseretard 2 роки тому

      We don't talk to poors on this show

    • @nathanieledwards7150
      @nathanieledwards7150 2 роки тому +1

      Depending on where you live.....I live in New Jersey and get a full insurance ride including dental. And im poor. Very poor.

    • @user-bh5dt1pe5m
      @user-bh5dt1pe5m 2 роки тому

      Sounds like that’s you

    • @TeppiaxD
      @TeppiaxD 2 роки тому +1

      It's a priority thing, for some people even if the dentist said it would cost alot they still do it. My mom paid 3k out of pocket for my teeth and we were poor as shit. That's why teeth is such a huge deal in America, because if someone just ignores their teeth it shows they don't really care about important shit or gives a sense of that feeling to most people.

  • @dadsweaters1716
    @dadsweaters1716 9 місяців тому

    Getting Top from SharkGirl sounds lethal

  • @Zero-0-Cypher
    @Zero-0-Cypher Місяць тому

    Cats biting you is actually a sign of affection, they see you as part of thier cat family.

  • @jeffreylandreneau3236
    @jeffreylandreneau3236 2 роки тому +1

    Bro imagine having to pick kernels out of your teeth with 3 whole rows. What a nightmare

  • @dalibofurnell
    @dalibofurnell 2 роки тому

    Congratulations guys, I feel totally awkward 😅 🤣🤣🤣 this can go on the top 10 best terrible list which I'm pretty sure a lot of people would love that

  • @raoulduke2625
    @raoulduke2625 2 роки тому +4

    7:16
    Tom scoffs at ONLY Three victims …..

  • @jett_stevens
    @jett_stevens Рік тому

    The reaction to the last video with the girl on the pole reminds me of Joey Diaz's female amputee story.

  • @imthedude7009
    @imthedude7009 2 роки тому

    2:13 ah, there’s the laugh track, I forget when to laugh and need the cue.

  • @sgt.cricket7365
    @sgt.cricket7365 2 роки тому +3

    I like these more than Toms clips where people get hurt and/or die.
    These almost feel wholesome in comparison.

  • @grumpeemonkee5656
    @grumpeemonkee5656 Рік тому

    Is that painting behind Tom, Sal from Impractical Jokers?

  • @johnsy1eleven
    @johnsy1eleven Рік тому

    Love the irony of Christina pointing out mistakes in grammar…. From Someone who says “I’m on tender hooks”.

  • @mr.cantsay
    @mr.cantsay 2 роки тому

    I don't have the energy for this today I'll be back.

  • @rabbithowls71
    @rabbithowls71 9 місяців тому

    Joseph Kallinger, there is a book about him, The Shoemaker. It is messed up.

  • @SnastaBlasta
    @SnastaBlasta 2 роки тому

    the armless woman on the pole is Barbie Thomas

  • @ryansampson5636
    @ryansampson5636 2 роки тому

    8:58 i’m crying

  • @themechanic8270
    @themechanic8270 2 роки тому +2

    good shit all around

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 2 роки тому +7

    Glad to see that second guy finally made it On the show. He’s in my algorithm of screwed up stuff that I’m constantly sending Christina on TickTock.
    Edit: Wow a lot of videos I sent to Christina made it on the show!

  • @TheDepthsoftheAbyss
    @TheDepthsoftheAbyss 2 роки тому +1

    4:38 Molesting the Decapitated - Devourment opening sample

  • @alicedanger
    @alicedanger 2 роки тому

    I had two rows of teeth growing up. My palate was the right size, but all the roots of my baby teeth were at least an inch long, and hey just refused to fall out. You could see the bumps of my teeth when my mouth was closed. I had to have all of the baby teeth pulled when the adult teeth came in. It was a nightmare that lasted years. Incredibly painful while they were in my head, and while they ere being pulled out.

  • @chuckcox7914
    @chuckcox7914 2 роки тому +2

    Tina your an American treasure… we must protect this woman 💯

  • @gordontriggs6427
    @gordontriggs6427 2 роки тому

    That lady with no arms would make quick work of the Armadillo

  • @chillshill3125
    @chillshill3125 2 роки тому +2

    The kind of music he likes is Flock of Seagulls

  • @MrUmandMrEr
    @MrUmandMrEr 2 роки тому +1

    3 bodies...he's more 'mini-series' than serial...

  • @BRAVO0NETV
    @BRAVO0NETV 2 роки тому +2

    3:30 totally cant eat fast at all. I have this a lil bit. My teeth are in a row. But my fangs are slightly out. So when i eat fast i sometimes bite myself lol. This chick will 100% LOOSE HER TONGUE AND CHEECKS. Its caused by over bite and small jaws. Happens

  • @devinbruner2225
    @devinbruner2225 2 роки тому

    Anyone looking for tickets to the Chicago show coming up? I got 4 to sell wish I could go but I have to work now

  • @GlorifiedGremlin
    @GlorifiedGremlin 2 роки тому +1

    That first girls parents have absolutely failed her

  • @jokerbrain896
    @jokerbrain896 2 роки тому +2

    If Tom couldn't tell a joke Properly, he would be fed smoker all day. He sounds just like him when he laughs with that gargly laugh. minus the meth.

  • @madarab37
    @madarab37 Рік тому

    I thought the worst thing about petting Armadillos was contracting leprosy, which they carry. I was wrong.

  • @robertrampollo4311
    @robertrampollo4311 2 роки тому +1

    I like nadav's new cut

  • @SouthernBreedFL
    @SouthernBreedFL 2 роки тому

    The people, here in FL, have more than 1 dog. That’s also why the sign says “they.”

  • @SamBassComedy
    @SamBassComedy 10 місяців тому

    Armadillo doing what we all want to do.

  • @MrRevi1000
    @MrRevi1000 2 роки тому

    Every one of these, I mean EVERY ONE is spoilt by whoever has that over the top Laugh...

  • @EdHaigh
    @EdHaigh 2 роки тому

    Phillys finest, the Shoemaker. 😬

  • @wowf0rl1f3
    @wowf0rl1f3 2 роки тому

    Joseph Kallinger: the shoemaker. Interesting to see how he acted and dealt with his life

    • @ethanliddle9008
      @ethanliddle9008 2 роки тому

      Well his parents raised him to be a serial killer and it worked.
      He's pilled out his mind here to keep him as normal as possible. Its why he keeps licking his lips. Those pills give you really bad dry mouth.
      Like Jim Carrey in Me Myself and Irene.

    • @aresjerry
      @aresjerry 2 роки тому

      Yeah that was deep.

  • @jesse1257
    @jesse1257 2 роки тому +1

    That serial killer looks just like Tom

  • @robsim4692
    @robsim4692 Рік тому +1

    9:43 would you look at the size of that? What does a female armadillo hold their eggs in their throats?

  • @thunderbirdbrown3002
    @thunderbirdbrown3002 2 роки тому

    I love this channel 🤘🏿😈😎 noo politics!!!!🤘🏿😈😁

  • @ROLtheWolf
    @ROLtheWolf 2 роки тому

    The girl on the pole has foot dexterity for sure, so in a very specialized field of 'foot-jobs,' she'd be highly prized.

  • @MattPlays96
    @MattPlays96 2 роки тому

    Why the fuck did I start eating lunch before I clicked this video

  • @meredithgrubb4497
    @meredithgrubb4497 Рік тому

    That has to be some kind of calcium super efficiency where it actually works against ur body. I want to know if its happening to other bones in her body.

  • @greaterpainter7996
    @greaterpainter7996 2 роки тому

    I wish they would've made the sound of the serial killer licking his lips into a soundboard sound

  • @beausneed9885
    @beausneed9885 2 роки тому +1

    I like how rich people act like tens of thousands of dollars is nothing

  • @JaneDoe-md8wy
    @JaneDoe-md8wy 2 роки тому

    That old guy looks like Christine lol

  • @conservat1vepatr1ot
    @conservat1vepatr1ot 2 роки тому +1

    13:40
    Nadav is so bad at his job you’re crowd-sourcing it for him lol..

  • @AliasdHacker
    @AliasdHacker 2 роки тому

    Where can I buy a chair like that?

  • @957543
    @957543 2 роки тому +2

    That killer has no business looking JUST LIKE tom

  • @83Henno
    @83Henno 2 роки тому

    Apostrophe S also notates possession, Toms wife. Am I wrong?

    • @SouthernBreedFL
      @SouthernBreedFL 2 роки тому

      The people here in FL, have more than 1 dog.

  • @gunkmasterflex942
    @gunkmasterflex942 2 роки тому +3

    Tom Segura: "Tik Tards"

  • @titustelesco2870
    @titustelesco2870 2 роки тому +1

    Ill never unsee that teeth women..... How.... just, like what in the fu...

  • @mikeblxde4735
    @mikeblxde4735 Рік тому

    That's on period

  • @shinobi-no-bueno
    @shinobi-no-bueno 2 роки тому

    Finance a documentary about teeth girl