I did some research, and the Micro Machines Guy is 59 years old, and he has starred in over 100 commercials. At one point he was the world's fastest talker. He's also been in some movies, like Dick Tracey, and some T.V. shows, like Adventure Time. (Just some background) :)
I, or rather, my parents, had a Chia Pet of Bugs Bunny when I was in preschool. I remember they explained the concept to me, and this is basically what was going on in my brain: "Ooh! I get to watch grass grow on the decapitated head of a fictitious rabbit! Oh, I'm bored now. Ooh! Dolls!"
Oh, so that's where that line from Ponies the Anthology is from... I just love that line - "after these messages we'll be right back!" As sung by the annoying cowboy.
Wow, I actually had to pause the video at the wet banana part, because I was laughing so hard my chest was hurting. No joke, it really frigging hurts! I think I'll go see a doctor now.
Cool thing about the Micro Machines guy: He went on to voice Blurr in "Transformers: The Movie" and series 3 and 4 in Generation 1 of the Transformers cartoon series
I actually got one of those as a birthday gift once. everyone hated me because I was the only one who didn't use the seeds, instead I packed a little dirt on the thing for surface layering & stuck patches of moss on it. it all grew together, and actually lived longer than the plants that come with the thing. mine was the coolest clay cat in town. lol
The giggles commercial made me think back to when I was in the 99 cent store and out of the thin air i started laughing like a maniac for at least 4 minutes non-stop then when I thought i had it under control someone on the loudspeaker said "Person in isle 1 laughing stop it or you will be kicked out, you are disturbing customers" looking at the number of the isle i started laughing even harder i fell to the floor and like crawled-ish over to my grandma still laughing even more then that kid. Thinking back it seems like a momentary laps of sanity but damn it was funny as hell. Anyone else juts start laughing out of the blue like that.
Commercials in the 80's and 90's not only made you wanna the stuff they were advertising, but they knew how to entertain us in between the time we waited for our favorite shows.
***** Foreskin! Forum! Fort Ticonderoga! ForgeWorld! Fork it over! For the God Emperor of Man! Forever alone! Force-A-Nature! Fornication! Forty cakes!
***** FOR FUN!! FOR GLORY!!!! WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR!!!!!!!! 33.media.tumblr.com/7437bb43f3de81a1e5afb140203b2fdd/tumblr_ncfpiggDGj1szoc3oo1_1280.jpg most of those
Teacher: So class, what did your family do this summer Timmy: me and my dad had fun in his Johnson while my baby sister slid down my wet banana and almost broke something but luckily my mom was watching carefully.
I went into my room after seeing the Popples commercial and lo and behold, there was a Popple among my old toys. I've had it for all these years and never realised. Thank you, NC.
There are two other commercials that are Christmas staples now. One is a Hershey's Kisses ad where they act like like bells. The other is a scene where two M&Ms candies see Santa Claus and they both freak out at each other's existence and faint.
He did an NBC performance at the end. Add that with his love of the Avatar series and putting North on the top 11 santa clauses, and this guy is my internet idol.
123Yellowberry123 Meme Cereal, Now with trollfaces, Bad Luck Brians, and Delicious Rare Pepes! (Part of a balanced neckbeard) Shows picture of meme cereal having Dew poured on it and a side of Doritos. Then a fedora is tipped.
Mot of the movies that the critic reviews are not "my" nostalgia movies, but when he starting singing the nightmare before Christmas song at the end...HELL YEAH!!!!
Chad Grierson & Ruby Mist Hehe, thank you, my fellow Sonic SATAM buddies. (^_^) Still one of my top favorite shows, ever..... it really has stood the test of time, even after all these years. :D
*connect four* For them For me For equestria for the cause for camelot for galifrey for the galaxy For the internet four eggs four people four brave men
27 people were subjected to the Apple Jacks test. Also, I think that the only reason that Apple Jacks are called "Apple Jacks" is so they could have the commercials focus on a snooty know-it-all complaining that the cereal didn't taste like apples.
I always wonder how it must be to live next door to Doug. Friends or family come over, they see Doug through the window at 19:50, and question what he's doing.
Dude, bronies and juggalos can be one in the same, we are misunderstood as groups and ICP has hidden messages in their music about not being a child abuser, racist, abusive towards others beliefs, ect. I'm not the only one, there's a whole group of 50 of us on facebook. If you're a brony, you should know better than to judge others based by their likes.
The heck are you talking about? Also bronies aren't misunderstood as a group, they only really get annoying when they won't shut up about MLP and people hate them because of the mob-like 'we will take over the internet' attitude that they have.
"How come we celebrate Christmas if Jesus isn't born yet?" The short answer: the Christmas was a different kind of celebration B.C. It had another name, but Jesus was born on the same season and it changed to Christmas.
"Bu- bu- bu- BULLSHIT!" LOL. OMG the "Poor Jack" segment had me grinning like an idiot and laughing so hard (left me in tears). IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. XDD CRITIC CAN SING. BRB FANGIRLING FOREVER.
"Hey Fred, how can we celebrate Christmas if Jesus isn't born yet?" "Just eat your fucking cereal." XD
I did some research, and the Micro Machines Guy is 59 years old, and he has starred in over 100 commercials. At one point he was the world's fastest talker. He's also been in some movies, like Dick Tracey, and some T.V. shows, like Adventure Time. (Just some background) :)
Adventure Time?
falloutghoul1 As the Keyper in the episode "Enciredion".
Trent H
Oh, okay.
He also did blurr in transformers
Do you know what is he's real name
I love old commercials. It's a sign of how our culture has changed.
I miss the 80's and 90's generation though. Nowadays commercials just suck and are freaky.
I agree with you there, buddy. 90's commercials were awesome. (I was born in '93, so that's the only generation I saw.)
Douglas Zahn I think the early 2000s were okay. later 2000s is where it got bad
*Sigh*. I was born in early 2000, but I hate today's generation. I like old commercials and T.V. better than any other crap that comes on today.
You mean old T.V?
I, or rather, my parents, had a Chia Pet of Bugs Bunny when I was in preschool. I remember they explained the concept to me, and this is basically what was going on in my brain:
"Ooh! I get to watch grass grow on the decapitated head of a fictitious rabbit! Oh, I'm bored now. Ooh! Dolls!"
And then the Critic started singing a Nightmare Before Christmas parody, and my life was complete.
The abrupt "get naked" gets me everytime
GIGGLES! "Mr. Smilie Face" as I called them. They tasted so wonderful I WANT THEM BACK!
Oh, so that's where that line from Ponies the Anthology is from...
I just love that line - "after these messages we'll be right back!"
As sung by the annoying cowboy.
Wow, I actually had to pause the video at the wet banana part, because I was laughing so hard my chest was hurting. No joke, it really frigging hurts! I think I'll go see a doctor now.
Wait until you hear about the Wunder Boner. =P
Everyone skip to 16:03! You, your mate and your Johnson can take a ride on the Wet Banana and get a Wunder Boner!
Same!
XD
I remember owned a wet banana and my friends always said "are you gonna get your banana wet" when they wanted to use it
"MUUM GET OFF MY WET BANANA" oh that was classic!
KID: I LOOOOOVE Fraggle Rock!
CRITIC: Then why'd you turn it off?
ME: Yeah what the hell kid?
My dad overheard me watching this video and commented about the "Micro Machines" guy. He's very famous.
Cool thing about the Micro Machines guy: He went on to voice Blurr in "Transformers: The Movie" and series 3 and 4 in Generation 1 of the Transformers cartoon series
wasn't he also Blurr from Transformers Animated too?
Angel Shy (darthvaderluigi) yes
ariel films inc knew it
I Loved The Fraggle Rock Commercial At 16:53! R.I.P Jim Henson 1993-2015
I remember I wanted the Chia pet because I thought it actually grew faster then regular plant lol
I actually got one of those as a birthday gift once.
everyone hated me because I was the only one who didn't use the seeds, instead I packed a little dirt on the thing for surface layering & stuck patches of moss on it.
it all grew together, and actually lived longer than the plants that come with the thing.
mine was the coolest clay cat in town. lol
+Otimo Guess what: chia seeds are now edible.
The Wet Banana thing had me silently cracking up, and your song at the end is simply epic. I love hearing you sing, it's awesome. :D
The best four pun was probably the one from The Sandlot "FOR-EV-ER"
I love these kinds of nostalgic reviews...simple, but still really funny
I LAUGHED HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE WHEN HE STARTED SINGING JACK'S LAMENT
it is 5 am i should not be laughing like a hyena at a joke
god save me
HOHOHO!!!! Merry X-mas nostalgia critic!
The giggles commercial made me think back to when I was in the 99 cent store and out of the thin air i started laughing like a maniac for at least 4 minutes non-stop then when I thought i had it under control someone on the loudspeaker said "Person in isle 1 laughing stop it or you will be kicked out, you are disturbing customers" looking at the number of the isle i started laughing even harder i fell to the floor and like crawled-ish over to my grandma still laughing even more then that kid.
Thinking back it seems like a momentary laps of sanity but damn it was funny as hell. Anyone else juts start laughing out of the blue like that.
You are insane... and awesome.
wow that's a great sam kenison impression
Omg NC is like da coolest n funniest critic Eva
Unfortunately he isn't that cool nor funny anymore
That was one heck of a sweet ending!!! Extremly well done Nightmare before Christmas reference.
YUSH! Nightmare before christmas parody!
Commercials in the 80's and 90's not only made you wanna the stuff they were advertising, but they knew how to entertain us in between the time we waited for our favorite shows.
I love the homage to Nightmare Before Christmas at the end.
That connect four commercial made me throw an interception on my Madden game. I laughed so hard.
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT SAD MUSIC THAT ALWAYS PLAYS IN UA-cam VIDEOS?!?! IT'S EVERYWHERE!!!!
Darude - Sandstorm
Mom! Get off my wet banana!
Why was I still laughing at that 2 commercials later?
13:00 "BEHOLD! THE MOST BORING THING IN THE ENTIRE FRIGGIN WORLD!" XD
Remember damn near all of those commercials while growing up. Haven't seen them in years. Great to see them all here. Awesome show!
Not gonna lie, I'd actually like it if that Fed Ex guy were to do audio books. Hell, I'd pay for one.
TWILIGHT!!!!
WE GONNA NEED MORE BOOKS!!!!
BUY SOME APPLES!!!!
Dear Nostalgia Critic,
You have made me a long time fan.
Thanks :) and keep up the good work
Oh man, I'd eat the hell out of a Nintendo cereal today
same
good thing there's another one ;)))
MOM! GET OFF MY WET BANANA! WHAT WOULD DAD SAY?!
12:47
For fun
For glory
For my friends
For my Father
For Ma
For Narnia
For free
Forbidden love
4chan
*****
Foreskin!
Forum!
Fort Ticonderoga!
ForgeWorld!
Fork it over!
For the God Emperor of Man!
Forever alone!
Force-A-Nature!
Fornication!
Forty cakes!
***** Thoron
For Altea
Four Swords
Four thousand
Forseti
For...
*****
FOR FUN!!
FOR GLORY!!!!
WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR!!!!!!!!
33.media.tumblr.com/7437bb43f3de81a1e5afb140203b2fdd/tumblr_ncfpiggDGj1szoc3oo1_1280.jpg
most of those
For the watch
***** I fight four my friends
42
All four one and one four all
Fortify!
Teacher: So class, what did your family do this summer
Timmy: me and my dad had fun in his Johnson while my baby sister slid down my wet banana and almost broke something but luckily my mom was watching carefully.
I feel some kind of way my childhood memories came back
Carl Mann
back when life felt & seemed simple
Nostalgia Critic Thinks it sad that he's sitting here watching old Commercials BUT WEW are Waching him watch old Commercials! how sad is that?"
Now i want to eat nintendo cereal while wearing a powerglove
max meade Seems Legit
I went into my room after seeing the Popples commercial and lo and behold, there was a Popple among my old toys. I've had it for all these years and never realised. Thank you, NC.
There are two other commercials that are Christmas staples now. One is a Hershey's Kisses ad where they act like like bells. The other is a scene where two M&Ms candies see Santa Claus and they both freak out at each other's existence and faint.
So many memories watching those comercials :'-) ty NC
18:46 My first reaction LITERALLY I SAID THIS.
"Omg that's little Nostalgia Critic?! He looks like such a nerd! HAHAHA!"
That Nightmare Before Christmas parody though... I love the movie, so I found it funny as hell.
I wish my tv shot out fraggle rock books
😂
I like how Doug's nostalgia became ours. I used to watch this video a lot, and now I watch it when I'm depressed
"Internet the Cereal" would probably contain tasteless oats, ghost peppers, and surströmming.
And the toy in the box would be a dildo.
Jupiter9099 and dont forget rat poison
NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS REFERENCE!!!!! I am even so nerdy that I was singing the original version of the top of my head with Nostalgia Critic.
MOM!!! GET OFF MY WET BANANA!!!!! XD
I'm not sure I'll ever get over the wet banana section. Been laughing on and off like a maniac for quite a while now...
Critic: I'm not a man! I'm not a man!
Me: Don't worry critic no-one's a man until they get a woman on their wet bannana
He did an NBC performance at the end. Add that with his love of the Avatar series and putting North on the top 11 santa clauses, and this guy is my internet idol.
The "Watch the Wet Banana commercial over and over without spewing milk out your nose" challenge starts now!
I want Internet Cereal to be a thing now.
On the top there would be 'are you over 18? Yes-open the box No-oh, who cares, nobody ever chooses me'
123Yellowberry123 Meme Cereal, Now with trollfaces, Bad Luck Brians, and Delicious Rare Pepes! (Part of a balanced neckbeard)
Shows picture of meme cereal having Dew poured on it and a side of Doritos. Then a fedora is tipped.
123Yellowberry123 On the back it will have comments from trolls
123Yellowberry123 _Now with 30% more racism!_
Classic Rock Kid Dewito? PERIDOT!!!
Mot of the movies that the critic reviews are not "my" nostalgia movies, but when he starting singing the nightmare before Christmas song at the end...HELL YEAH!!!!
Ecto Cooler was pretty badass.
Yeah, that's all.
Oh my gosh I remember micro machines, I adored those.
I think The reason he turned off fragle rock is he only enjoys the theme song. Or they didn't get permission.
It was the end credits. Both the opening and closing were the same.
+lava bite
I like that profile image. Best pony.
Mosspath297
WORK FOR ONCE DUMB UA-cam.
I don't get how these new updates are supposed to make any sense...
I just had to wipe tears from laughing so hard at the Wet Banana segment.
BAKE!
What?
AlakazamMast3r lol out of all the comments i expected to see a reply to when i woke up in the morning, that was not one of them xD
I love that song at the end. God, I wish the Critic would do another one of these.
I died laughing at the Wet Banana part XD
I could not stop laughing.
This is Brilliant.
YOU'VE DONE US PROUD.
I think that Micro Machines guy is an auctioneer.
19:22 The Nostalgia Critic makes a good Jack Skellington
One does not simply connect four...
Nor does one walk in to movie line rip-off land. Seems I did though.
Masterchief1228 I was mainly referencing the "For Frodo" joke in the Connect 4 commercial part.
Yeah. Yeah you were.
That Night Before Christmas bit at the end made my day
15:13 Ecto COOLER IS BACK BABY :D
WHAT?! No way
+HellRay I haven't seen it in stores but movie theater in mishawaka is selling it for 3 bucks a can
jason kreider Well, didnt think it was possibruu, but that movie actually did something right
Im drinking it right now!
where can I find it?
Ecto Cooler was the highlight of my childhood.
I was laughing so hard, I vomited on my computer
Micro machines did come back, but now they are used to advertise Star Wars.
THE WET BANANA IS HILARIOUS XD
A Red Scout MOM!!! GET OFF MY WET BANANA!
i told my friend about the Wet Banana commercial and we turned it into an inside joke
Do you remember me
I love the ending so much!!!! :3
hey fred? how come e celebrate Christmas if Jesus isn't born yet?
"just eat your fucking cereal"
The musical number at the end of this video was the best idea I've seen from this guy.
"Is that mom on wet banana?"
MOM! Get OFF MY WET BANANA!!!!!!!!!
What would dad say?!
Great Jack Skeleton impression by the way.
I don't know if the critic knows this but their is also a chia Scoby-doo it gives scooby what looks like a afro when planted
There were also Chia Looney Tunes and Garfield.
There was also a homer simpson one
I can't believe how many things they made out of this concept.
i know Lewis Black may have ranted about those
(joke)
Aww! What an amazing 'Nightmare Before Christmas' reference. I recognized that once I heard the first note
I had Ecto Cooler in my lunch every day at school. Haha!
Princess Sally doesn't get enough love. Props to your pic
A SONIC NERD! OH MY GOD! MY BROTHERIN!!! Er...SISTERIN!!!
Chad Grierson
& Ruby Mist Hehe, thank you, my fellow Sonic SATAM buddies. (^_^) Still one of my top favorite shows, ever..... it really has stood the test of time, even after all these years. :D
It really has in fact I only just watched the entire series start to finish yesterday
I haven't seen too many episodes, but I'm gonna check them out. Yay, my people! X3
OMG!! YES!!! GREAT break into musical number! I can sleep soundly tonight.
*connect four*
For them
For me
For equestria
for the cause
for camelot
for galifrey
for the galaxy
For the internet
four eggs
four people
four brave men
For Narnia!
For the vine
Ryan Meneo FOR ALAN!
MeAlex Sonic red alert 2 Reference)
FOR MOTHER RUSSIA! I forgot that one earlier
Four square
The wet banana section of the video made me hold my stomach in pain and lie in my own puddle of tears from laughter.
27 people were subjected to the Apple Jacks test.
Also, I think that the only reason that Apple Jacks are called "Apple Jacks" is so they could have the commercials focus on a snooty know-it-all complaining that the cereal didn't taste like apples.
That and pearjacks doesn't sound very good,
Or they knew that Bronys would happen and they didn't want to anger them.
atleast there not grapejacks
never played connect 4. Guess I didn't have a childhood :(
You had 0.000000000000% of a childhood if that's the case
Connect four
Four asgard!
I always wonder how it must be to live next door to Doug.
Friends or family come over, they see Doug through the window at 19:50, and question what he's doing.
Yes, fellow bronies, we must keep making referrences to Applejack, with the chaos it brings DISCORD shall reign supreme!!!
fuck off
Whatever do you mean, good sir?
Dude, bronies and juggalos can be one in the same, we are misunderstood as groups and ICP has hidden messages in their music about not being a child abuser, racist, abusive towards others beliefs, ect. I'm not the only one, there's a whole group of 50 of us on facebook. If you're a brony, you should know better than to judge others based by their likes.
The heck are you talking about? Also bronies aren't misunderstood as a group, they only really get annoying when they won't shut up about MLP and people hate them because of the mob-like 'we will take over the internet' attitude that they have.
Yeah, yeah, shut up Sunbutt.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's my favorite Nightmare song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Couldn't stop smiling at the end!
"How come we celebrate Christmas if Jesus isn't born yet?" The short answer: the Christmas was a different kind of celebration B.C. It had another name, but Jesus was born on the same season and it changed to Christmas.
shut up & eat your cereal
Dury Zaragosa-Camacho XD
No
"Just eat your fuckin' cereal, Barn."
"Bu- bu- bu- BULLSHIT!" LOL.
OMG the "Poor Jack" segment had me grinning like an idiot and laughing so hard (left me in tears). IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. XDD
CRITIC CAN SING. BRB FANGIRLING FOREVER.
I'm drinking Ecto Cooler right now. Decent stuff.
where did you get it? i only ever seen it on amazon for an ungodly price
trueloveis4u
I found it at my local Giant when the movie came out this year.
FireLightning16 nice
Watching Grass Grow: The Game :).
The Slip 'n Slide had me laughing, not the product or the marketing, but the way you were seeing it :).
is that a song from the nightmare before cristas at the end
i had that crossfire song stuck in my head ever since the commercial aired in some unknown part of my childhood.
if anyone says boys are more gross than girls i'll just bring up every toy baby ever that was a thing to train a baby doll to go to the bathroom
Woah, there's 6 episodes already!? And I thought the new one was the 5th. Guess I'll have a better marathon than I expected :D
My my that's a fucking big banana