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OK, "hate" is a strong word... but THESE FOODS ARE WEIRD! am I right?!
Yep it because American ARE WEIRD
Yes
Yea
Weird yes but as a kid I would beg for peanut butter sandwiches and grilled cheese sandwiches 🥪😋. And I had a root beer faze but a&w root beer is so good and different from mugs or barks
Agreed
That Root Beer slander is about to start another Cold War
Balt here and it's TRUE kvas is just better
I suppose I understand that root beer might not be to everyone's taste...but hating on mint patties? WAR MOBILIZATION
Kfas is Soo much better
Hello balt here and kvas is better fax
Hating on peanut butter is going to get him deported
Half of these aren't even meant to be eaten solely by itself😂
If I'm not wrong I think the reason for peanut butter hate is cuz American version is more creamy and sweet while European ones tend to be less sweet and thicker at least from what I tried
@@sabasiwach680 I think most alternatives/versions of foods/drinks are just worse in the U.S. People always complain about it but this is what im used to so I dont know any better 🤷♂️
@sabasiwach680 you mean healthier lol.
Im hoping this is a troll.
For real
Attributing American cheese to America is like calling french fries french lol
Fr the only reason they call it American cheese is bc it is made of oil 🛢 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
Where is it from?
@@theodorsonfors1391 🇨🇭
apparently the first recorded history of French fries was from Spain? So shouldn’t they be Spanish fries😂😂😂
lmao what? Are you saying that most american's go to cheese is not american cheese? I have witnessed american cheese, being an american, being the go-to cheese in like 90% of situations for most people around me, including myself lol. Dont get me wrong, I love most cheeses, even moreso than american... but it is most certainly an american thing lmfao
Americans and russians talking about food:
Me: **laughing in italian**
The superior food: Italian
Your Italian you're a walking joke yourself lol
@@JesusCristo290nah, Italians steal tomatoes🤷🏼♂️
@@user-ht4mx6ow9v that's why
Italian food is not overrated. Don't think I mean this. But 90% times it's bassicly a combination of carbs made of wheat, any kind of tomato/garlic/herbs sauce, overrated as f shit tonn of olive oil and any type of protein. 90 percent of the time it is what ive just said. And you don’t need to tell me that Italian cuisine is very diverse, that it has a bunch of regions in which the cuisine is completely different. We all understood what I was talking about.
*american bread*
"Bread is not supposed to do this" 😂
I love how people from all over world come to the US to complain about the US
@@jakenake3401 cause any Russki ivan always believes that anybody else around them should look the same as they do. That's the main and absolute purpose of all genocides they've ever committed to the others by taking bread out of them.
@@jakenake3401 nah my man is just use to eating stale moldy bread from the bread lines
@@jakenake3401majority of the ones who visit America don't hate it. Majority of the world hates America and will never step foot there. Don't get them confused.
@@LyteRetroagain wat
Peanut butter slander will not be tolerated
Lol
Who’s eat non honey peanut butter out the jar
@@andrewking4350 me, honey peanut butter is the best though
Rabble rabble rabble!
@@Wyatt_Rileywith banana too
Coming from someone who’s diet consists of pickled everything, WW2 rations and vodka.
Pine cone vodka and pickled pine cones too.
😂
i see you know a lot about russian cuisine
@@user-my1dx6lo9oyea and the beet water they call soup isn't food either
I wonder if the Russian guy has any other vegetables than cabbage lol. Noticed he didn’t didn’t pull out a tomato and talk about it
Как говорится "Зачем нужна американская капуста если есть картошка"
😂😂😂
"If you want brown non-alcoholic drink, you drink kvass"
.......mmmmmmm fermented bread juice
I love that stuff.
But it does have a hint of " dirt" taste to it.
@chrismacdonald4570 what kind of kvass are you drinking ?
I have never had dirty kvass
Это правда вкусно)
Russian quality mate you know
Best drink ever, especially if homemade by grandma on summer day
As someone from Wisconsin, not all American cheese is fake
What he had eaten isn't even legally American cheese. Real American cheese is great
сортов сыра очень много, как у вас так и у нас.
@@TheForklifternah just the phrase Real American Cheese is so wild
@@fabled6745 I have to say it because unfortunately awful Kraft singles and other garbage exists
I have once done a lot of research on that, there is real American cheese but Switzerland has more kinds of cheese than the us
I’ve always found it fascinating how the human pallet varies so much. Although we are all wired the same, we train our pallets differently and thus have different tastes in food. Pretty cool actually.
Stay in Russia eating Kholodets (meat jelly) 😂😂😂
With strong mustard that stuff is actually good. I thought it was gonna be gross and now I gotta go buy more because I'm not about to boil pigs feet for six hours
@@zacablaster yuck!! Lol
bros offended just cause hes simply pointing out all ur processed shit they feed the obesity motherland
@@user-gi6dd3nt6x if you didn't know, it's just a broth that has frozen and become like jelly, there's nothing nasty about it
Atleast we don't eat jellied eel.
"Americans eat it by the jar"
Guilty as charged, not regretful one bit
Especialy crunchy one ❤😂
Back in 2007, I use to eat a loaf of potato bread everyday to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
I buy 5lb tubs of peanut butter. I also think Klondike bars are repulsive.
I ate so much peanutbutter in my early adult life 18-24 that I'm now allergic
Ive only met one person who does this aand ill never look at them the same way again
Haha
Same opinion in Polish neighbourhood 😂
dzień dobry
@@CrazyRussianDadcześć
@@CrazyRussianDaddzień dobry
@@CrazyRussianDadin eaatern europe it eas night then
You re living on the ship going to new york😂
dzień dobry, murican food is like chewing your foot, tasteless junk thak makes you chunk, chunk of cholesterol.
I'm not Russian and I hate peanut butter
Never talk bad about peanut butter.
I like peanut butter but when i swallow it for some reason the middle of my chest hurts.
Russian hamburger: take two loaves of bread, imagine the beef in between them...
Did that man hurt your feelings?
That not Russian that’s Soviet….
Soviet sammich
ahahha dirty
You could cry but we can go to a nearby café and buy a burger 😂
WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU TO EAT PEANUT BUTTER LIKE A DAMN YOGURT???
Dawg u would be surprised at the amount of ppl who donthat typa shit. My homie just fists a jar to get that fuckin brown protein paste
@@God-pc7og my man, either you're friends with a generic strongman from a textbook 5 man band, or you need to get the hell out of whichever city you live in.
I can do two spoonfuls of pb before it is hell to consume alone
People who bulk 😂
I eat spoonfuls at a time for whole meals
I'm part Russian and I agree with all of this :)
As an American I loved this! 😂 if you want a salad just use cabbage!!
I agree with the cheeze and bread.
Same root beer is good at certain times though
@@USApatriotic629yeah like sometimes it’s good and sometimes it’s bad I don’t know why tho
So if some foreign guy tries the Walmart cheapest, you concur with him? Keep dreaming of being somewhere else. Lol
@@charleyhill9867 what’s your meaning partner
Tbf you’re supposed to cook/toast the cheese and bread
Russians food “Boiled Potato”
Actually it's black bread and pink salad
And extra fishy tasting fish.
Looks like you know nothing about russian cousine 😂. Typical american
At least we have our own cuisine
My comment got deleted? 😂 I said it’s funny when Americans do that but when somebody else make fun of their food they get mad.
Bro just took forty years off his life by introducing american foods into his blood
I am an American and I am chuggin a rootbeer mug as I am writing this comment.....😅
As a german I can confirm, everything made in the US tastes like a chemist having fun in the lab.
Ironic considering your user but I can agree that everything here tastes like chemicals and reduces my life span
As a German?? Born and raised? I doubt!!. Most of you followers are simply jaded. As for foreigners, some are dumb enough to go for the commercial garbage in the same way an american might go to muscles itali and try that nasty ass pizza with muscles in shell on it. His American cheese is not actial cheese. That looked like craft. Veggie oil cheese. Someone should have told him to buy deli.
You should try BBQ it’s elite
@@Channel-23sbbq what? The activity or the spices?
Yes. And you're welcome for the 1.4 billion dollars American taxpayers forked over to your "peaceful" country after World War 2. Maybe we'd have more food scientists, if we hadn't lost almost a half-million people to the two wars you started. German hypocrisy....alive and well.
As a Russian I give you some of my thoughts.
Peanut Butter sometimes good for like the protein shakes. And its really Hard to chew and swallow. Banana Peanut Butter actually good for toasts with Coffee or tea but some classic Peanut Butter tastes Hard.
I never tried american mint chocolate but I tried it in the europe and it was kinda Ok. I believe that it is depends on how much mint was added.
as a russian, IMO i enjoy all of these, but they are not worth their cost.
Peanut butter toast SLAPS
@@kcck7588 peanut butter on pancakes or French toast 🤤🤤
As someone with russian heritage I can say natural peanut butter is completely discounting and gross and processed peanut butter is as bad or worse tasting, American mints as an american can be discounting and it depends on how dark the chocolate is or how much mint is in there
@@thea-10brrrt peanut butter is just plant based end of the month doctors sausage. Full of fat and protien, but needs a lil something else to go with it.
I might be a little Russian. I can't stand mint and chocolate together!
My inlaws are from Russia I’ve sent a lot of peanut butter over there 😂
😂😂🤣
It is, but its rarely buying
Same here. How are you able to send it! Haven’t found any carriers who will send packages from US to Russia.
@@Johnfrancisbuttcrackyeah there’s a reason for that 😂💀
I'm sorry, what did they do to YOU? It must have been pretty harsh 😮😅😅
Ok, but you Russians made a soup out of BEETS. Cmon dude 😂😂😂
whats wrong with beets
BLEAH!!! 👎🤢🤮
surely plastic shit tastes better for your rotten body.
I bet you havent try it
its still bettter than the 1 procent natural foods yall have💀
i mean we all know the american cheese it litterely not even cheese
@@thanxbutno nothing. As long as you don't eat them
Я как чел из штатов согласен🗿 Хлеб жопа полная, сыр хрень и к зубам прилипает, арахисовое масло очень жирное и те шоколадные штуковины тоже хрень полнейшая
Combining pizza and whipped cream
That's the most american thing i ever heard
I love how every country eats peanuts, but once you put them in a food processor with some oil its all of a sudden gross.
You don't even need oil to make most nut butters. Just toast the nuts before processing to exude their natural oils.
Russians when you hand them anything but vodka:
It's a fable that Russians drink loads of vodka. They in fact drink a lot of tea
И дерьма
Штирлиц никогда так не был близок к провалу, намотав портянки поверх валенок ..
Его спас рязанский акцент :)
Vlad is there anything in this country you DON'T hate?
Hi, my name is Ivan. these products simply taste very unusual to us, because we have not eaten them since childhood and many will never even try them in their lives. There are many examples where people from other countries cannot eat food from Russia or others for the same reasons
As a Ukrainian I agree we don’t like these foods either
We should say soviet and embrace our brothers from the same land... Not saying your different cultures don't matter, because they do, but I have family from Belarus, Russia and Ukraine, and I don't like the animosity between them.
@@mustafagani1816 The guy probably doesn't want to be a Soviet. Last time Ukraine was under the umbrella of 'brotherly nations' millions of them were killed.
That’s the thing about ruzzia, EVERYONE must be ruzzian!
@@Freddie1980"Last time"? That was 90 years ago in the 30's, under a dictator the USSR itself didn't like at all. Ukraine was completely fine onwards after WWII.
@@Freddie1980bro even after stalin the third soviet leader (khurushchev) was ukrainian himself
Yea a lot of us good Americans dont like the American cheese either. Lettuce is also just for filler most of the time, maybe texture and crunch. I agree with some of your points though
The only thing American cheese is mandatory on is a Philly cheesesteak
The cheese is great it just has to be used in food and or cooked
We seem to eat a lot of iceberg lettuce in the UK, but I agree thinly sliced cabbage, with onion is way better.
That cheap processed "American" cheese was popular 50 years ago. Rootbeer as well. Very few people buy that any longer. Tastes disgusting.
@@Duke_of_Prunesanyone on a budget is buying American cheese, it’s really only good on a cold sandwich, root beer isn’t even American lol
Wonder bread is not the only bread we have. Same thing when I hear foreigners complaining about American chocolate. They think Hershey bars are our only option.
Да, согласен. Особенно американский хлеб....
The last 4 are definitely spot on in my opinion! Cheap bread and cheese imitation slices are for in a pinch situations.
American cheese is only acceptable when on a good burger.
@@StephenButlerOne a good burger becomes a burger when you put a plastic cheese square on it.
A good burger has good cheese or no cheese.
@@Blaidd7542 ok I'll slightly amend it. American cheese is only acceptable on a poor burger.
My son has a girlfriend in St Petersburg Russia and her parents love peanut butter. When he went to visit, they asked for peanut butter and Maple syrup.
Well nobody in America eats peanut butter straight out of a jar with a spoon unless we're struggling with depression or an ED so that was your first mistake 😂
I agree that all of these are bad 🤣
"good"
@@CrazyRussianDad try refrigerating the peanut butter before eating it by itself, room temperature peanut butter is only good with other items
@@bananamontana1136I’ve tried that before, and as a Russian, still just as ass lmao
Mint. Chawclat. Is. Amaziiiing.
Same
You’re pretty spot on with everything aside from mint and chocolate. They pair great together
Eww! That's by far the worst one!....
Agreed with you my bro
@@Lotek117 Your opinion has been discarded. Please come back when your flag is on the moon. Have a nice day!
At least we don’t disappear when we talk bad about our country
The peanut butter, root beer, and mint chocolate slander is unjustified and morally wrong
I agree with everything except rootbeer.
Rootbeer and vanilla ice cream mixed is 👌👌
YESSSSS, and american bread cause it solves headaches
@@jazzy5548 See but why the fuck is our bread working like aspirin tho lmfao
Russian, ordering at Texas Road House: "I would like a vodka with a side order of communism."
You should come up with something more creative...
@@oliveryt7168yea... like voodka
If you actually go into, how American ”cheese” is made, it’s so processed that it has nothing to do with cheese. 🤢🤮
Atleast American diet doesn't contain 90% vodka.
He's wrong on every count except "Wonder Bread". He nailed it with that one.
Homies just mad we got food 😂
Those nonsense and those plastic cheese is food?
Doesn't look like Ivan has missed any meals. 🤔
Yeah, bro's eat that plastic crap and then are shocked by German bread, Japanese mayo and etc.
Like, seriously, getting surprised that a tastier mayo is the one made solely from yolks without tasteless whites.😂
Trust me Russia has plenty of food , organic , no chemicals, 😂😂 u re side eats cancer breakfast, lunch and dinner 😂😂😂😂 silly man...😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@sergeyalaev9393 we only know Italian food here in America. The Italians bombard us with their stuff in videos by the thousands! german bread....as American I only know white and Italian bread. As a Cuban American I had heard of Cuban bread but never actually seen it in stores but tried it on a Cuban!
The mint+chocolate disrespect will NOT be tolerated
Bruh let us knew he hated us without even saying it
I think the rest of the world actually thinks we only have one kind of cheese, and that's the kraft cheese slices, cause they probably saw it on a movie once
Same with wonder bread
No it’s because that’s your creation, whereas all the nice bread you guys also have is just copied from other countries
Because it’s called American cheese?
Because in most of the world it’s branded “American cheese” and often has American flag themed packaging.
This man talking with real facts.
I agree with the bread and processed cheese, but real American cheese is delicious. As if Russia is known for culinary delights! 😂 Yak piss keeps you warm in da winter, comrade, acquired taste! If you hate it don't eat it Boris! Nobody is forcing you to stay here !
It's funny because if you talk crap about food in Russia you accidentally disappear
All of this, is why we fought the cold war, and the opinions being incorrect, is why we won.
in other words "everything that i didnt eat since i was kid tastes bad"
You CANNOT defend American cheese and white bread 😂 the cheese is just edible plastic, and white bread is just chemicals and additives.
@@propeladdict9174 You’re spreading misinformation. Go on your search engine right now and ask “why is American cheese called cheese product?”
Educate yourself before you speak!
as a east german, I agree, there is still some soviet influence over here, i even have some russian friends who's parents came to germany in the 80s.
East berlin evetybody hated russians. The russian rsstorNts and shop were alnost empty
I'm full-blown American and I absolutely despise every one of these items. Never touched them never will...
Kvass is the drink to rule all other beverages
A cop buddy of mine has been eating half a jar of peanut butter for years now. The dude is jacked. Definitely a cop looking cop
Man you’re supposed to eat the PB with something else, it’s not popular to eat it straight out the jar like that 😭 try it with jelly on toasted bread or make a PB and banana sandwich, you might like it
Wait what??? Peanut butter and banana? Imma... barf
@@Florida--Man ??? Literally the second most popular way to eat peanut butter other than PB&J
@@charlesbrown4483 LIES
I have never EVER seen anyone eat that in my 179 years of life
@@charlesbrown4483 Ehhh - may just be my New England pedigree, but I'd definitely put Peanut Butter & Fluff (Fluffernutter) as #2...
@@goonfish wtf y’all just eating spoonfuls of peanut butter and that marshmallow stuff? Nah no way lol
Bro picked the worst of the worst to judge us Americans with….
As a Brit:-
1. Peanut butter is awful.
2. Root Beer is awful
3. American Bread is indeed awful and sugary.
4. American cheese wins for burgers.
5. Lettuce is alright.
6. Chocolate & mint is alright - try after eights.
My favourite russian food is potatoes, potatoes, potatoes, potatoes, and potatoes,
Fermented and distilled potatoes!
*Potatoes are from South America.
Idk what you guys are talking about potatos was considered poison until the Irish showed everyone thats its only bad if you eat a million of them in a day
My favorite was their by-product. I had to quit because it was killing me, I liked it so much.
@@joshblake4171 you are telling me that the indigenous people of Peru cultivated 3,000 varieties of potatoes on terraces built into the mountainsides where in a few miles had a representation of almost every climate on the planet and they did all this without knowing you could eat them? It's a good thing the Irish came along and let them know you could eat them isn't it? All that breeding they did for thousands of years to thrive in different environments and increase its value as a food and nobody ever ate it until the Irish. Crazy isn't it?
Don't get me started on Italian tomato sauce or all those peppers in Asian food or those beans the British eat for breakfast.
As a Canadian, the peanut butter one felt personal
As a Canadian, the root beer one felt personal
@@satisfactioner8656 agreed
It's stuck on the roof of your mouth? You're doing WRONG.
I agree also root beer( I only drink a&w) and chocolate mints are amazing.
@@Henry_The_Goat A&W has to be the only good root beer in Canada, especially the bottled ones
In Russia they just invented the grocery cart !
As a Russian you should talk about "cabbage schnitzel "first😂
As an American, pizza and whipped cream sounds bussin ngl
I agree with everything, but Russians telling me something about sweets?? Nahh your sweets are nasty😂😂😂😂
Our sweets? I mean, what's wrong with them?
Russian candy is pretty fire. My old neighbors used to bring me some every time they went home.
As an American who loves mint and chocolate I am rolling on the floor.
real
Vodka is better than American Vodka 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂❤
You look like an American dad that cooks barbecue every party
I love all of these unironically
Better than meat jello 😂
Meat jello is far more tasty then sweat😀
@@nataliepodgainova6582I will say borscht has my heart
American bread is legally considered to be cake in many other countries because of the sugar content.
Have you ever tried "After Eight"??
The best.
@@warhund i love them.... my sister is addicted.
I agree about the mint and chocolate. It shouldn’t got together but I know some people that loves it
"You get a non-sandwich"
This is why we make our own. Tvorog and borodinsky are possibly the greatest fast snack on the planet, filling and healthy. It's why Cozy is one of the rare non-fat Americans.
*proceeds to enjoy Russian pate* *he realizes we sell pate as dog and cat food in America
The food Russians really hate?
ICBM 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 I'm American and I agree with you.... I won't buy bread unless fresh from a Italian bakery. Peanut butter is good but not by itself. You can fix holes in a wall with peanut butter 😂😂😂
Kappa 😊
Try German bread!
@@coins9647Tried it, and did not like it. I prefer home-made bread or true Italian bread.
Try Scandinavian Rye bread
Guy just needs to stay with vodka and turnips. As an American he crushed me with peanut butter.
Cabbage is awful. When I was deployed to Poland, we ate nothing but cabbage for months. I'll never understand how the people over there think cabbage is food, much less a meal on its own.
I love how he shakes like a kid when it “taste” bad lol
Im a slav and i love all of these, i love our foods aswell.... its a miracle im not fat at this point
Hahaha.
Now the cheese I'll concede to, the peanut butter I can understand, and the lettuce I will not concede, but mint and chocolate is both an amazing combination and a great tool to cool your mouth if you drink water just afterwards.
PREACH!!
Nah nah nah, you crossed the line with that choc-mint comment
I am a born and raised American and I was never fond of mint chocolate. It tastes like chocolate that is filled with toothpaste. I don't know how other people eat that stuff. This man is right, it is an abomination.
I mean the sandwich bread especially that brand is well known not to be regular bread. Same with the cheese. The term i always knew for it was plastic cheese. The bread is specially made to be soft and last longer than normal bread, the cheese is roughly the same.
Both may not be best in taste, but are cheap and plentiful. Take the bread, pust mustard on it, some deli meat, the lettuce, cheese tomato and mayo and you have a easy cheap sandwich.
Not healthy though
Bro bought the cheapest shittiest food brands he could find then decided to complain
Right, wonder bread is one of the least popular breads
Frfr bro shopped a dollar tree instead of wegmans
Or he picked the most stereotipically "american foods", he's not gonna pick the millions of items present in all of supermarkets
Still American
Nah we earned the wonder bread stereotype. Even the “honey wheat” and shit is still fake bread.
If you hate peanut butter, I’ve got a movie for you to watch called Red Dawn. Keep it up 😂😂
This guy’s mind couldn’t fathom the decadency of an uncrustable after a night of blinkers
Tovarisch, you have the worse bread and cheese in Russia. Not defending the American ones, just yours are as horrible as these.
To be fair is Americans hate American bread and cheese
Yep. I think it's what is used to introduce preschoolers to bread and cheese. They eventually grow out of it.
You put that peanut butter on a piece of that american bread, and some grape jelly on another slice and you have a great American classic. PB&J sandwich.
he’s completely correct about the bread and cheese tbh