The Disgusting Parts of History

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  • Опубліковано 4 вер 2023
  • Taken from Protect Our Parks 9:
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  • @FayeClegg
    @FayeClegg 9 місяців тому +3192

    The term "Piss Poor" comes from being so poor from not having a job your family urinated in a bucket and sold it to the leather tanneries. If you where unlucky enough to not afford a bucket you where that poor "You Didn't Have A Pot Too Piss In"

    • @joannstonebarger3545
      @joannstonebarger3545 9 місяців тому +333

      Thank you for that. I found that very interesting.

    • @berserkberserk997
      @berserkberserk997 9 місяців тому +32

      you reminded me that one day my tgrandma told me a story of one of her brothers.
      he didn't want to study and his father sent him one day to work for the lether shop, and he was the dude with th hands in the " piss poor "
      from the day after he got only 8/10 and 9/10 on tests

    • @wheelmanstan
      @wheelmanstan 9 місяців тому +9

      I actually saw this is that funny comedy show Plebs..during Roman times...I don't recall them using the phrase but they were poor, running a bar and selling the urine for that. haha, piss is also great for your garden

    • @KAT-dg6el
      @KAT-dg6el 9 місяців тому +42

      Don’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.

    • @berserkberserk997
      @berserkberserk997 9 місяців тому +14

      @@wheelmanstan only in small doses, it contains ammonia

  • @talbotd27
    @talbotd27 9 місяців тому +2571

    I thought Ari was Paul Stamets at first 😂

  • @Syko1985
    @Syko1985 9 місяців тому +682

    The amount of detail Joe goes into explaining how you are present in that time and space is hilarious 😂 we get it Joe.

    • @abhishek_jarali
      @abhishek_jarali 9 місяців тому +66

      yes. but his friends don't get that. they keep asking dumb questions by finding loopholes in his hypothetical scenarios

    • @dturtles33
      @dturtles33 9 місяців тому +3

      Read the comments, plenty of people listening didn't understand

    • @Brandon-tk2rw
      @Brandon-tk2rw 9 місяців тому +4

      it's what happens EVEYTIME a dumb guy smokes weed

    • @stash.
      @stash. 8 місяців тому +2

      The way Joe talks about Coffin boats from ireland as if it taken a few months when in reality taken 2 years due to NewYork plague quarantine policy

    • @staynielherbayn657
      @staynielherbayn657 8 місяців тому +7

      @@abhishek_jarali that’s what you call a conversation with friends.

  • @jesselund360
    @jesselund360 8 місяців тому +8

    That "Jackpot" hit diffffffferent

  • @kendarsin
    @kendarsin 9 місяців тому +1098

    Imagine going back to the "middle ages" and finding out its nothing like whats written in history.

    • @Interestinguiniyyah
      @Interestinguiniyyah 9 місяців тому +6

      Why? Lol

    • @thatroonstboi6231
      @thatroonstboi6231 9 місяців тому +218

      history is written by the victors

    • @kendarsin
      @kendarsin 9 місяців тому +125

      @@Interestinguiniyyah Because you shouldn't believe everything youre told.

    • @Interestinguiniyyah
      @Interestinguiniyyah 9 місяців тому +127

      @@kendarsin no problem. But why is your imagination more reliable than historical records?

    • @Interestinguiniyyah
      @Interestinguiniyyah 9 місяців тому +31

      @@thatroonstboi6231 that's why there's a thing called historiography

  • @LP004
    @LP004 9 місяців тому +723

    People today can’t fathom how unbelievably privileged they are, if we traveled back in time we’d be absolutely screwed

    • @rh81454
      @rh81454 9 місяців тому +16

      Most people never leave their zip code yet they have such strong opinions of other countries/cultures good or bad. My favorite country has to be Austria because of the architecture, musems, people, culture, language but the scenery is so beautiful. For adopting what works best in a meritocratic economy/society ; Singapore.
      My least: Afghanistan. For all the things you said.

    • @abrammedrano4392
      @abrammedrano4392 9 місяців тому +5

      ​@@rh81454my favorite is Mexico...the food and beer.

    • @rh81454
      @rh81454 9 місяців тому +3

      @@abrammedrano4392 Nice. The architecture there is nice especially the pre hispanic sites. I went to the exact location where Moctezuma and Cortes met and the to the pyramids outside of Mexico City.

    • @abrammedrano4392
      @abrammedrano4392 9 місяців тому

      @@rh81454 yes those are very impressive to say the least.

    • @abrahampedraza7695
      @abrahampedraza7695 9 місяців тому

      @@rh81454amazing

  • @Camroc37
    @Camroc37 9 місяців тому +19

    "Sacagawea? Sack lunch." Mark Normand

  • @cattysplat
    @cattysplat Місяць тому +5

    In the 1950s my Irish immigrant grandfather to Glasgow in Scotland, could not get a job because of discrimination, he would sweep horse manure from the streets to sell as fertiliser and collect sticks to bundle sell as firestarters. Yes fireplaces were still the primary way to heat your home until smogs caused health scares and new fireplaces were banned, horses were still well used in the UK for deliveries until the 1960s when cars became affordable for working people. The tenement block of flats my mother lived in had 1 communal bathroom per floor and that was lucky, others only had outhouses outside. It really wasn't that long ago, still in living memoriy.

  • @piss_blood3191
    @piss_blood3191 9 місяців тому +903

    It’s amazing how extravagant of a society we live in, yet have no awareness of it. Truly blessed

    • @carbonstar9091
      @carbonstar9091 9 місяців тому +75

      People are spoiled as hell.

    • @monk3110
      @monk3110 9 місяців тому +6

      Indeed. Always blown away by the material complaints. My second electric bill at my second place was zero dollars and I have none of these electronic subscriptions that drain ppl and I will walk to the store and cook my food.

    • @MattKibblehouse
      @MattKibblehouse 9 місяців тому +11

      For now.

    • @meanlean3095
      @meanlean3095 9 місяців тому +15

      A week’s holiday in any african city outside of the city’s centre will soon show you how good things are in most of the world…..

    • @arycosta7293
      @arycosta7293 9 місяців тому +7

      Ignorance is bliss.

  • @TERMINAL-BALLISTICS
    @TERMINAL-BALLISTICS 9 місяців тому +569

    Meanwhile, Ari Shaffir looks like he just time-warped from the medieval ages with only 3 baths in his life.

    • @KimberlyAMcbride
      @KimberlyAMcbride 9 місяців тому +5

      ha! Sand Sloth!

    • @TheDirtymikenation
      @TheDirtymikenation 9 місяців тому +6

      ari def has some cosby vibes

    • @MaryVegas-yo2qf
      @MaryVegas-yo2qf 9 місяців тому +1

      Thank you for the😂😂comment

    • @rexhayabusa
      @rexhayabusa 9 місяців тому +3

      thats Ari??! I didn't even recognize him lmao

    • @DeadHandX
      @DeadHandX 9 місяців тому

      Beards are fckn disgusting,to look at someone's bearded face is the same as looking to a hairy butth*le.

  • @devanvieira9174
    @devanvieira9174 9 місяців тому +193

    Joe needs to have these guys on more often i love their vibe & chemistry. i can listen to them talk about anything and make dry jokes about it, they're funny lol

    • @lukejaeger47
      @lukejaeger47 9 місяців тому +19

      This is their 9th episode together

    • @bennypit4411
      @bennypit4411 9 місяців тому +15

      Except Mark Normand. Tries too damn hard and just isn't funny. He might get a one liner here and there but 95% of the time he's just annoying as heII.

    • @lukejaeger47
      @lukejaeger47 9 місяців тому +47

      @@bennypit4411 criminally bad take. He has clever word play and dead pan delivery because he isn’t even trying. Just saying the first thing on his mind

    • @devanvieira9174
      @devanvieira9174 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@lukejaeger47need 9 more

    • @yaego
      @yaego 8 місяців тому

      sounds like a you problem@@bennypit4411

  • @scottbambam
    @scottbambam 9 місяців тому +60

    The Crew was having a great time at around 4 hours into this 5 hour long Podcast, this was a great episode and Jamie begins to plays Freebird Live at the guitar 🎸 solo the boys are jammin and Jamie starts using a really cool fade effect from each of their cameras into the next guys and its looks so cool. Watching thos thing stoned was a really good time. Another great Protect Our Parks Episode, what a great time.

  • @thenopasslook
    @thenopasslook 9 місяців тому +126

    “men are philosophical about bullshit” - patrice o’neal (rip)

    • @machinediem4717
      @machinediem4717 9 місяців тому +3

      man was truly ahead of the times

    • @bap9416
      @bap9416 9 місяців тому +2

      I will always upvote Patrice quotes no matter the context.

    • @BreadstickAssassin
      @BreadstickAssassin 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@bap9416 this ain't reddit

  • @fizzgumede3521
    @fizzgumede3521 9 місяців тому +86

    Joe's like a prison pod boss amongst his friends

    • @scottbambam
      @scottbambam 9 місяців тому

      He's an "Orderly" in the Assylum. 😂

  • @treojoe1077
    @treojoe1077 7 місяців тому +5

    There was an educational game back in the 90s called "Buried in Time" that was based on this premise. You were in a suit that allowed you to travel in time where you were invisible to everyone (or thing) around you. You could not interact with your surroundings but observe and had to answer questions to move forward.

  • @BigChief31290
    @BigChief31290 9 місяців тому +7

    Sack lunch lol. I hate his puns but love his commitment. Someone needs to make a compilation of every single one

  • @Enigmatized13
    @Enigmatized13 9 місяців тому +343

    The interesting thing is, apparently people out in the countryside and villages were living healthier lives than many of the royalty simply because they were doing labour and keeping fit, whereas kings were gluttonous and suffering with health issues due to over indulgence. Even the poor people in the countryside were living on fresh caught fish and foraged ingredients.

    • @Reliford
      @Reliford 9 місяців тому +12

      Yeah they had the ability, to pick and choose what they offered up.
      "Terrible yield again royal messenger" as they fork down all the good fresh fish and crops

    • @themk4982
      @themk4982 9 місяців тому +46

      I am not sure how accurate this is. Many peasants suffered malnutrition and many foods with the best nutrition value was for nobles, like the finest meats, different fruits etc. Further, up until the 1400s, male nobles who were not destined to the clergy almost all were competent warriors who were expected to fight in battles, often at the front lines.

    • @embracerodusk2537
      @embracerodusk2537 9 місяців тому +7

      Kind of like today.

    • @williampoole1742
      @williampoole1742 9 місяців тому +2

      I see someone watched Modern History TV's video lol

    • @sdebellis1
      @sdebellis1 9 місяців тому

      Their health issues were from being inbred

  • @WHiT3_SHAD0W
    @WHiT3_SHAD0W 9 місяців тому +152

    Love the frequent protect our parks episodes, always super entertaining with plenty of interesting and funny topics. Looking forward to watching the full episode!

    • @bennypit4411
      @bennypit4411 9 місяців тому +4

      Could do without Mark Normand, annoying as heII trying to be funny.

    • @angelrose6500
      @angelrose6500 9 місяців тому +3

      Bro mark is funny af

    • @brunoboy98
      @brunoboy98 9 місяців тому +2

      @@bennypit4411i think that about ari lol

    • @user-bf5vi6yg8n
      @user-bf5vi6yg8n 8 місяців тому

      @@angelrose6500I like mark but he’s a lot

  • @kingjams
    @kingjams 9 місяців тому +4

    W to Jamie for the production, the split screens was excellent, and then going back and forth with everyone's reaction on the guitar song. W episode.

  • @Tom-V
    @Tom-V 8 місяців тому +4

    "There's a million Jason Voorhees' outside"
    😂

  • @Spicy6969
    @Spicy6969 9 місяців тому +217

    So nice of Joe to have a homeless man on the show and give him bud lite.😂

    • @makingd.o.123
      @makingd.o.123 9 місяців тому

      Yeah I was wondering how much of that Bill gates money they got to drink it and make sure we could see the label

    • @huskiefan8950
      @huskiefan8950 9 місяців тому +9

      I assume you mean Ari 😅

    • @pinecone1811
      @pinecone1811 8 місяців тому +6

      I saw that bud light and was what took me to the comment section lol. I thought they were done and that basically EVERYONE had refused to drink. Cheap joe lol

  • @realcodyk1127
    @realcodyk1127 9 місяців тому +176

    I miss Rogan on youtube

    • @Bil2221
      @Bil2221 9 місяців тому +3

      He’s on Dailymotion app

    • @DreSttarr-yi7lz
      @DreSttarr-yi7lz 9 місяців тому +3

      & rumble and Spotify

    • @Jb-jq4de
      @Jb-jq4de 9 місяців тому +4

      All of it on Spotify free no adverts

    • @jamalalkaabi8
      @jamalalkaabi8 9 місяців тому +11

      For me Spotify is better for not having ads on the podcast.
      What I miss is the comments section 😂

    • @Somegoy
      @Somegoy 9 місяців тому +3

      I've had a hard time since he went to Spotify too. I don't feel like anything is the same as much as it is.

  • @wolvves4293
    @wolvves4293 8 місяців тому +29

    People bathed all the time back in the medieval times. It's a common misconception. Believe it or not, people, even back then, liked to smell good, and not like shit.
    And people think the average life expectancy was like 15 years old, which is another misconception. Thats taking infant mortallity into account, babies and children died very often, but if you made it to adult hood there was a good chance you could live into your 60s or higher.

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat Місяць тому +3

      It's a different kind of washing. Like a wet rag on a stick. They would clean their sweaty parts sometimes multiple times a day, because no anti perspirant and hard manual labor for most jobs. They didn't stand in a shower for 10 minutes getting blasted by hot water and powerful soaps. They also did cover up with incredibly powerful perfumes.

  • @adammotschenbacher8473
    @adammotschenbacher8473 9 місяців тому +7

    Imagine a group of Middle Ages guys traveling to the future and sitting in on this JRE podcast.

  • @glennl70
    @glennl70 9 місяців тому +104

    When I am able to backpack, or even car camp, is when the reality of modern civilization hits home. It's good to remember how blessed we are, at least in modernized countries. Flip a switch and a light comes on, turn a faucet for water, push a handle to flush, turn a knob to cook. On the flip side, it's sometimes relaxing to be out of cell phone range for a week.

    • @Inertia888
      @Inertia888 9 місяців тому +3

      I do love trekking out, and camping with what i can carry on my back. But knowing that i can go home at some point, makes it easier. If I had to live out there, for the rest of my life, my life would not be very long, I imagine.

    • @erichgross7644
      @erichgross7644 9 місяців тому

      This is especially true if you ever go winter camping. I love it. Makes me reflect on how easy life has become. We cannot forget how good we have it, and how hard it was for generations before us.

    • @maga2.062
      @maga2.062 9 місяців тому

      Here's a novel idea, turn your phone off if you need time away from it.

    • @somerandomguy706
      @somerandomguy706 9 місяців тому

      Nothing like that first shower after a week in the woods.

    • @scottbambam
      @scottbambam 9 місяців тому

      AMEN TO THAT!!!

  • @yoyoyickityyo
    @yoyoyickityyo 9 місяців тому +77

    Ancient Rome had dozens of fountains and baths. They had indoor plumbing and sewage systems sending waste away from the city, all of which were not seen until the dawn of the 1900 century

    • @AztecUnshaven
      @AztecUnshaven 8 місяців тому +11

      There were other kingdoms that also bathed often and had plumbing before 19th century. Mesoamericans (Azteca, Purepecha) washed often, as did many Muslim kingdoms through the Middle Ages.

    • @yoyoyickityyo
      @yoyoyickityyo 7 місяців тому +1

      @AztecUnshaven I have seen no evidence of this. Indoor plumbing for all residents and sewage systems? Ok.. Can you provide a web link/video to a credible source?

    • @mattc6015
      @mattc6015 7 місяців тому +1

      @@yoyoyickityyodefinitely not all residents but important buildings often had it

    • @Fab-n-dabKev
      @Fab-n-dabKev 7 місяців тому +5

      ​@@AztecUnshavenshout out to our boy Nezahualcoyotl, the warrior architect who was hunted from childhood until he raised an army to regain tenochtitlan and texcoco. His sky baths are still insane to see

    • @Fab-n-dabKev
      @Fab-n-dabKev 7 місяців тому

      ​@@AztecUnshavenpurepecha were wild. Crazy unique architecture and likely the home of famous "seers"

  • @justsomeguy1141
    @justsomeguy1141 9 місяців тому +2

    This is my absolute favourite combination of people on a podcast ever and it’s 5h! Let’s gooo

  • @katashley1031
    @katashley1031 9 місяців тому +28

    When studying Shakespearean acting we did a deep dive into the everyday life of an average person back then. It was brutal. No amount of incense or perfumed hankerchiefs would help.

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat Місяць тому +1

      Something like 50% of children never made it to age 2. Women dying in childbirth happened all the time. Men dying in a war or mine happened all the time.

  • @ericbrumfield5893
    @ericbrumfield5893 9 місяців тому +26

    Id go the resurrection, then stand by that tomb.

  • @bikersoncall
    @bikersoncall 9 місяців тому +21

    1:33 Best comment of the show;
    '''He's usin' up the water'' haha...🤣

    • @DreSttarr-yi7lz
      @DreSttarr-yi7lz 9 місяців тому +2

      Ikr hahahahahahahahah 🤣🤣 so funiiiiiiiiiii hahahahahahahahaha 🤣 that bit with the water hahahahahahaha😅😅

  • @devinmichaelroberts9954
    @devinmichaelroberts9954 9 місяців тому +2

    Gillis new special is FIRE. Best special I've seen from this group so far.

  • @shurikn1337
    @shurikn1337 9 місяців тому +3

    Maybe that’s exactly what most UFOs are: Time travellers in bulletproof bubbles watching us fail over and over again.

    • @TheoriginalBillBraskey
      @TheoriginalBillBraskey 9 місяців тому

      I’m more inclined to believe it. Especially when you look at what happening with the gene pool and cross breeding.

  • @kevina.4036
    @kevina.4036 9 місяців тому +130

    One detail many lose perspective on:
    Written history is exactly that; an account of events past by people of a bygone era. Those are people with the similar biases, agendas, and prejudices that exist today.

    • @NasiCampur.
      @NasiCampur. 9 місяців тому +14

      Worse, because they had less information

    • @Double_Vision
      @Double_Vision 9 місяців тому +7

      "Old tools are better". Maybe, but the old tools we have today were the best made ones which lasted the longest.

    • @therainman7777
      @therainman7777 9 місяців тому +2

      I think everyone knows that.

    • @Captain_Insano_nomercy
      @Captain_Insano_nomercy 9 місяців тому +4

      It's history 101 if you're getting a degree in history

    • @tonyp.1463
      @tonyp.1463 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@NasiCampur.Haha no. Just because you have siri doesn't make you or I any better. The abundance of misinformation that exists today stumps even our best and brightest minds from finding the truth. More doesn't equal better.

  • @Rayon811
    @Rayon811 9 місяців тому +39

    1. Ancient Egypt, least known times.
    2. Alexander the Great India expedition.
    3. Genghis Khan death.
    4. Fall of Roman Empire.
    5. French revolution.

    • @TsMHicks
      @TsMHicks 9 місяців тому +5

      A person of history! Add the building of machu picchu

    • @joeyroufosse5821
      @joeyroufosse5821 9 місяців тому +3

      The battle of himera
      The Carthaginian invasion of Sicily when the tyrant Dionysius lead Syracuse
      The festival of Zeus in akragas after the temple of Zeus was built there.

    • @donmaidonmai
      @donmaidonmai 9 місяців тому +2

      Library of Alexandria

    • @timmy-wj2hc
      @timmy-wj2hc 9 місяців тому +3

      The 300 Spartans vs Persians, see Greek 🔥 boats.
      Samurais Battles
      Tenochtitlan

    • @noahjones1192
      @noahjones1192 9 місяців тому +3

      What were they really doing in Göbekli Tepe

  • @raybombs
    @raybombs 9 місяців тому

    These are some of my favorite convos on the show, just sitting around shooting the ship

  • @scottburrow8717
    @scottburrow8717 9 місяців тому +1

    Had a big safety meeting a few times with this podcast. It was great!!!

  • @marc-etiennemercier6584
    @marc-etiennemercier6584 9 місяців тому +26

    I'd go back to the golden era of piracy. Must be amazing to watch a ship attacking another and seeing those iconic characters like Edward Teach, Charles Vane, Henry Morgan, etc.

    • @korbindallas4552
      @korbindallas4552 9 місяців тому +1

      Stede Bonnet

    • @aurelius8734
      @aurelius8734 9 місяців тому +9

      Most piracy was rather dull. It was mostly merchants meekly giving up their goods without a fight. If pirates found themselves fighting proper Royal or Spanish ships they might get off a broadside or two before they were absolutely destroyed

    • @marc-etiennemercier6584
      @marc-etiennemercier6584 9 місяців тому

      @@aurelius8734 That's what I wanna see ;) pirates vs navies.

    • @ekothesilent9456
      @ekothesilent9456 9 місяців тому

      @@marc-etiennemercier6584quality of life in those days was horrible. Everyone was getting robbed constantly and most governments were feifdoms or colonies.

    • @marc-etiennemercier6584
      @marc-etiennemercier6584 9 місяців тому

      @@ekothesilent9456 You're right. I'm pretty sure what people wanna see is the negative stuff though. Like war, piracy, murders, torture, etc.

  • @eddyspaghetti90_
    @eddyspaghetti90_ 9 місяців тому +20

    Damn, Ari slowly turning into one of Davy Jones locker's goons

  • @UltimaPowers
    @UltimaPowers 4 місяці тому +2

    Ari and Shane are dressed like they're in witness protection.

  • @dunedainranger
    @dunedainranger 9 місяців тому +4

    Instances of filth like this during the Middle Ages were regional and not widespread. The average peasant's home had a wash tub that was used every day and human waste was taken out of town. It was illegal to throw waste into the streets like is popularized in the media.

    • @muddyhotdog4103
      @muddyhotdog4103 5 місяців тому +4

      Yup, it was bad back then but to act like people didn't bath and were super filthy is also a misconception too. History is very nuanced but gets painted over with a broad brush

  • @bobbylambe4218
    @bobbylambe4218 9 місяців тому +17

    “Thatd be fun, if you were like 1890’s and you were just Not the racist guy” had me fucking dying already😂

    • @Belenus3080
      @Belenus3080 9 місяців тому +3

      Joe would just start dropping N bombs because it’s still cool then

    • @replexity
      @replexity 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Belenus3080just like you fr

    • @bennypit4411
      @bennypit4411 9 місяців тому

      You really found something Mark Normand said funny.... Well I guess there's that one guy that does. He's Annoying as heII and tries too damn hard, replace him with Theo.

  • @oompa765
    @oompa765 9 місяців тому +11

    “You’d be in an invisible bullet proof bubble and no one would see you”

  • @Howling.4K
    @Howling.4K 9 місяців тому +1

    1:08 "jackpot" That timing was perfect 🤣

  • @lean.2366
    @lean.2366 9 місяців тому +4

    Love how protect our parks replaced the fighter and the kid on JRE lmao

  • @TvGunslingeRvT
    @TvGunslingeRvT 9 місяців тому +13

    And 100 years later ppl will say "wow 2000's was wild as hell"

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat Місяць тому

      Considering we'll all be living in pods whilst the robots bring us our meals whilst we argue about stupid stuff that doesn't matter, no doubt.

  • @kanomorojele4956
    @kanomorojele4956 9 місяців тому +4

    2:06 😂🤣..
    Joe didn't wanna comment.

  • @Makinm0vez
    @Makinm0vez 9 місяців тому +1

    Ari looking like Kevin Dulli from the movie Blow (the guy who tells on Boston George at end) 😂

  • @collieee2957
    @collieee2957 9 місяців тому +15

    This podcast is so great, I’m genuinely happy when I see there’s a new protect our parks episode

  • @geraldking4080
    @geraldking4080 9 місяців тому +12

    Donner party took the Hastings Cutoff across the Great Salt Lake desert instead of the CA/OR trail route around the north side of the GSL. Horses were OK, but wagons sank into the sand. They lost enough time to die in the Sierra.

  • @INFINITEBLAZN
    @INFINITEBLAZN 9 місяців тому +17

    My son saw Shane Gillis and Andrew Schulz at West Chester and asked Schulz if he tells his barber to just start a fade line but don't finish it 😂😂😂

    • @gordonsmith5589
      @gordonsmith5589 9 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

    • @Jb-jq4de
      @Jb-jq4de 9 місяців тому +1

      Schulz and Shane 2 of the best

  • @Vikings-Brewers-UFC-WWII
    @Vikings-Brewers-UFC-WWII 8 місяців тому +7

    The fact that GIllis' joke saying "jackpot" wasn't really noticed, kills me hahaha

  • @slipknotmfkr3
    @slipknotmfkr3 9 місяців тому +1

    This may be one of the greatest JRE clips ever.

  • @TheAfterShowbutLater
    @TheAfterShowbutLater 9 місяців тому +38

    100% Protect our Parks is the greatest pod ever.

  • @longiniusspear4565
    @longiniusspear4565 9 місяців тому +40

    Well, about the Donner party. The party was going over late in the season, but they did plan for it. They had food stashed at the emergency camp. THe problem was the huge snow drifts made it impossible to find the food just a few hundred feet outside the cabin. Lots went out, and they got lost and died looking for the food that was just outside. Those were the people they ate.

    • @surft
      @surft 9 місяців тому +2

      Didn't they kill and eat their native American guides first?

    • @longiniusspear4565
      @longiniusspear4565 9 місяців тому +4

      They didn't have native guides, this wasn't luis and clark, it was a well known passageway through the mountains. @@surft

    • @bobdavidsonm.d.7214
      @bobdavidsonm.d.7214 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@surft
      Dark meat, is not as good , as white meat.

    • @Lonesome__Dove
      @Lonesome__Dove 9 місяців тому

      ​@@surftlmao. Who told you that?

    • @foenemgrave916
      @foenemgrave916 9 місяців тому

      ⁠@@longiniusspear4565they did have 2 native guides, and they did eat them first. The guides were the ones that cautioned against taking the shortcut, Hastings Cutoff, which was brand new and hadn’t even been blazed yet.

  • @hookedonprjonrojas2314
    @hookedonprjonrojas2314 9 місяців тому

    I love when this quartet gets together. Gold

  • @jessewhite2879
    @jessewhite2879 8 місяців тому +1

    «I’ve been to one place in Europe, therefore Europe stinks» makes no sense😂

  • @lovetownsend
    @lovetownsend 9 місяців тому +13

    I think of the hand-to-hand combat in the past. Looking at a screaming grown man in his eyes only 4 feet away from you with the intent to land his sword through your shoulder, and not only the nerves of that but now you gotta kill the bastard too! While avoiding even a shin cut or your dead.

    • @mplslawnguy3389
      @mplslawnguy3389 9 місяців тому +7

      I wouldn’t want to get shot either, but hand to hand combat is something else. Absolutely brutal. I’m sure it looked nothing like hollywoods portrayals of it.

    • @WeallAreAdults
      @WeallAreAdults 9 місяців тому

      Indeed, Like op said 1 swing and you'd prob die from an infected wound lol@@mplslawnguy3389

    • @Bigzzeus
      @Bigzzeus 8 місяців тому +1

      @@mplslawnguy3389yeah but I a imagine in a chaotic way it would be worse

    • @mplslawnguy3389
      @mplslawnguy3389 8 місяців тому +2

      @@Bigzzeus I would imagine it was complete chaos. The life of a soldier hundreds of years ago was a very brutal one.

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat Місяць тому +1

      @@mplslawnguy3389 Also how it was all about numbers of men. The moment it becomes clear the fight is turning to one side advantage, the losing side is routed and starts running for their lives, fall behind and you're just cut down.

  • @edupbeat
    @edupbeat 9 місяців тому +68

    The mud during the Marie Antoinette era, in France was so putrid that if a dress or garment would drag on the ground, it would erode within hours from the acid coming from the manure accumulating on the ground.

  • @RareJacob
    @RareJacob 8 місяців тому +1

    Marks one liners bro 😂 “Sacagawea? Sack lunch.”

  • @efrainegonzalez7433
    @efrainegonzalez7433 9 місяців тому +1

    shane with the "jackpot" lmaooooo

  • @alvaromendez475
    @alvaromendez475 9 місяців тому +12

    Shane Gillis new comedy special is a gem! There’s levels to the comedy game and Shane is on top.

    • @freethinker3716
      @freethinker3716 9 місяців тому

      Shane the Great

    • @Photik
      @Photik 9 місяців тому

      Agrredddddddd

    • @DogLover4L
      @DogLover4L 8 місяців тому

      Mark and Shane are just too damn good

  • @boxedbyexoticz3761
    @boxedbyexoticz3761 9 місяців тому +4

    brings me back to joey diaz "he is changing flavours" king louis daily

  • @Peppercorn69
    @Peppercorn69 8 місяців тому +2

    “Middle aged whores were 8 back then” 😂😂 you foul for that one joe

  • @al69420
    @al69420 9 місяців тому

    “Crapping into holes in the ground and not washing their but holes” 😂 damnit rogan you got me with that one lol

  • @sixstrings2
    @sixstrings2 9 місяців тому +22

    Would love to see what dinosaurs actually looked like also would love to watch a 1927 Yankees game….

  • @phillippoulsen1646
    @phillippoulsen1646 9 місяців тому +1

    My favorite quote was at the end when he said Sacagawea sack lunch.🤣

  • @guyfantastico8268
    @guyfantastico8268 9 місяців тому +2

    Ari suddenly looks 60

  • @KimberlyAMcbride
    @KimberlyAMcbride 9 місяців тому +33

    I would love to see Mozart and Beethoven conduct live!!!!! Would love to see musical performances of the past. Seeing The Doors live would be cool too.

    • @alo4912
      @alo4912 9 місяців тому +7

      Thats my man lol.
      "Wanna go back to the beginning of time bro?"
      "Fuck that lets go see the Doors"
      🤝

    • @dogmosatchmo
      @dogmosatchmo 9 місяців тому +1

      Jim Morrison would just scream incoherent lyrics at you for 30 minutes live

    • @alo4912
      @alo4912 9 місяців тому

      @dogmosatchmo yeah dude we wanna go to heaven ok, let us have this

    • @mplslawnguy3389
      @mplslawnguy3389 9 місяців тому

      @@dogmosatchmoThey had some good songs, but they also had a lot of absolute self-indulgent shit.

    • @KD400_
      @KD400_ 9 місяців тому

      @@alo4912 shes a woman not a man lol what's ur point

  • @accidentalpatient4152
    @accidentalpatient4152 9 місяців тому +23

    I would just go to present day north sentinel island, but in an iron man suit. I would wait out their attacks until they realise the iron man suit is untouchable, just to see what their next move would be. Would they run and hide or would they bow down believing it was a god of some sort

    • @wompbozer3939
      @wompbozer3939 9 місяців тому +11

      They would light your shit on fire bro

    • @accidentalpatient4152
      @accidentalpatient4152 9 місяців тому +2

      @@wompbozer3939 against an iron man suit? I highly doubt that, would energy beam tf out of them

    • @accidentalpatient4152
      @accidentalpatient4152 9 місяців тому +2

      @@denkanator nah not worship, it needs to be them specifically to witness what they are like with the vague knowledge of the outside world existing but in modern time. See how they conceptualise the world outside, what they know and what creation myths they have created

    • @alexandros27.
      @alexandros27. 9 місяців тому +1

      I think you would accidentally wipe them out . Suppose you catch a cold . Since they aren't vaccinated or resistant to any virus they would all perish

    • @accidentalpatient4152
      @accidentalpatient4152 9 місяців тому +2

      @@alexandros27. from inside the iron man suit that’s airtight, and from a distance? Nah

  • @freethinker3716
    @freethinker3716 9 місяців тому +1

    Five more hours of my favorite series let's go

  • @HawaiianPunch557
    @HawaiianPunch557 9 місяців тому +3

    Perfect Mark Normand ending lmaoo

  • @jeffjacobson59
    @jeffjacobson59 9 місяців тому +8

    In the words of Joey Diaz. A sweaty monkey is a beautiful thing. Words to live by

    • @Snoy_Fly
      @Snoy_Fly 9 місяців тому +2

      Yup, that sounds like something Joey Diaz would say🤣

  • @hoofhearted6900
    @hoofhearted6900 9 місяців тому +5

    2 of the best comics in the game!....joined by Ari, and Joe

  • @scottbambam
    @scottbambam 9 місяців тому +5

    Watching the Pod on Spotify, at 4hrs 9mins in and Jamie is Rockin Lynard Skynard and he's using the "fading images effect" of their different cameras into the next person is so cool 😎 that and the song choice they're all ROCKIN it's so cool to watch, everyone including me was having a great time. This was 1 of the best eps and at over 5 hours 1 of the longest eps ever, VERY COOL.
    #protectourparks9 TheJreonspotifyep2030awesome

  • @briandejesus1124
    @briandejesus1124 9 місяців тому +2

    This podcast is gold I can already tell lol

  • @tomking2613
    @tomking2613 9 місяців тому +51

    Hey Joe and Family, thanks for the content. I really love this , and would love to see some more conversations and facts of our past. Thank you again for the time and effert you all strive to share. Thanks for being honest and yourself, its hard to find a podcast that is so accepting.

    • @HeywoodJablome
      @HeywoodJablome 9 місяців тому +6

      i don't think hes gonna respond to you personally, boomer

    • @778matthew
      @778matthew 9 місяців тому

      @@HeywoodJablome Don't be an asshole your whole life

    • @oatdilemma6395
      @oatdilemma6395 9 місяців тому +14

      Turn back my guy, you're too innocent for the internet

    • @kylmnsn
      @kylmnsn 9 місяців тому

      @@oatdilemma6395😂😂😂

    • @halfpint5877
      @halfpint5877 9 місяців тому +2

      Boomers just dont understand the internet do they

  • @TreeFrogOnATree
    @TreeFrogOnATree 9 місяців тому +4

    Little did they know, Joe actually has a time-traveling interdimensional sphere and wanted some ideas :P

  • @rockerdude725973
    @rockerdude725973 9 місяців тому +11

    “Protect Our Parks” are seriously some of the best episodes on JRE. I’m not even a fan of Ari Shaffir but this is still a perfect trio

    • @gusthejoker85
      @gusthejoker85 9 місяців тому

      They have become way funnier than the Fight Companions

    • @bennypit4411
      @bennypit4411 9 місяців тому +1

      Could do without Mark Normand tho. Dude is annoying. Replace him with Theo.

    • @marsoblivi0n945
      @marsoblivi0n945 8 місяців тому

      They’re all pretty annoying. I skip all the parks episodes. Insufferable

    • @tjkeeble8434
      @tjkeeble8434 7 місяців тому

      @@bennypit4411bro commented this 10 times

  • @joosiekawk
    @joosiekawk 8 місяців тому +3

    "middle age whores were 8 back then"
    how did you know this, joe?

  • @Alexanders-Type-I-Civilization
    @Alexanders-Type-I-Civilization 9 місяців тому +49

    I would go to Mexico exactly 10 minutes before the impact of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs to see all hell go lose.

    • @jameycockrell5481
      @jameycockrell5481 9 місяців тому +1

      Did that happen is mexico...I didn't know that. I thought it was panghea

    • @requix11
      @requix11 9 місяців тому +8

      Exactly my answer. And I’d record it and bring back the footage. Would be the craziest video to ever exist

    • @pottheed1911
      @pottheed1911 9 місяців тому +15

      @@jameycockrell5481 it was in what it known as Yucatan now in the peninsula of Yucatan to be exact.

    • @musicjunk8266
      @musicjunk8266 9 місяців тому +1

      I'd go back and watch the Boring Billion.

    • @wheelmanstan
      @wheelmanstan 9 місяців тому +4

      Yeah I'd need to the biggest events take place. The only think I'd care about seeing involving humans would be seeing them build the great pyramid...but I'm not sure how many days I'd need for that. haha okay I might exchange that to see the Roswell crash debris
      Honestly I'd be too damn scared to watch an asteroid blow up Earth from a bubble, but I'd definitely want to see Tyrannosaurus fighting a Triceratops or the largest saurapods doing their thing. I hear that Tyrannosaurus actually hunted Alamosaurus..imagine having front seats to that. Decisions, decisions...

  • @philobetto5106
    @philobetto5106 9 місяців тому +5

    (2008) Larry Sinclair Press Conference Exposing Barack Obama (FULL)

  • @krtong
    @krtong 9 місяців тому +2

    I feel like if Shane was a closer friend to Joe, Joe would be forcing Shane on some crazy exercise regimen and getting him into the NFL. Shane just has that dog in him.

  • @TheG1NGER
    @TheG1NGER 7 місяців тому

    "The streets are paved in gold man" had me dying.

  • @Redbeef0
    @Redbeef0 9 місяців тому +12

    I would've went back to 711 AD, when the Moors took over Spain. Would've been crazy to watch the battle💯.

    • @rexvisitor44
      @rexvisitor44 9 місяців тому +5

      That was the Moops.

    • @Setman
      @Setman 9 місяців тому +1

      Cleaning up the dirty savages of the medieval times

    • @DrSpaceman69
      @DrSpaceman69 9 місяців тому +2

      @@rexvisitor44 the card says moops..

    • @aaronaaron2405
      @aaronaaron2405 9 місяців тому +2

      I'd want to be Ibn Batutta. Guy had the most fun life ever.

    • @hpensive
      @hpensive 9 місяців тому +4

      Third Punic War for me, Id like to see Carthage before it was destroyed.

  • @HKGunPlay
    @HKGunPlay 9 місяців тому +11

    As a plumber I have seen houses full out shit. A first floor apartment in a high rise building tenants was a snow bird. So New York summer Florida winter. He was gone and the building line stopped up and he had six months of feces in his apartment almost a foot thick 😂

  • @zachadam92
    @zachadam92 6 місяців тому

    The subtle “Jackpot” is wild hahaha

  • @metalrocker627
    @metalrocker627 Місяць тому

    The Donner party we’re just one of many pioneers in covered wagon times. Most of which went by the Oregon Trail going out West. Well the Donner party sought to go through the Sierra Nevada mountains thinking it was a short cut and take less miles off the trip, but it in fact added 300 or so extra miles. Not to mention the elevation. Hence they became bogged down in snow and resorted to cannibalism in order to survive.

  • @joeswanson401
    @joeswanson401 9 місяців тому +8

    Finally! Our parks have been suffering! 😂

  • @jonny_codphilo7809
    @jonny_codphilo7809 9 місяців тому +51

    these men do more for the environment than i ever could. keep those parks safe boys!

    • @SwapBlogRU
      @SwapBlogRU 9 місяців тому +6

      You sent your bots to the wrong video.

    • @replexity
      @replexity 9 місяців тому

      @@SwapBlogRU Rogan calls these pods “protect our parks” I believe. It’s a series at this point, but that’s what Jonny is saying

  • @starboy32
    @starboy32 8 місяців тому

    ari wanting to see pol pot villages is super illuminating to how deviant and grotesque his brain works

  • @Amac1825
    @Amac1825 9 місяців тому +1

    Shanes irish impression is shockingly good

  • @andohish27
    @andohish27 9 місяців тому +4

    Dude it wasnt even 7 min into the pod and Normand had me laughing my ass off at his lightning fast quips

    • @Belenus3080
      @Belenus3080 9 місяців тому +3

      He’s brilliant. I saw him live a few months ago and literally everything he said killed. There was almost no breathing in between his jokes, he was just rattling them off like a machine gun. Crowd was losing it

    • @andohish27
      @andohish27 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Belenus3080 nice you're lucky lol.I've been wanting to see him for a while

    • @bennypit4411
      @bennypit4411 9 місяців тому

      Normand is the part I hate about these podcasts, dude is annoying as heII and tries too damn hard. Replace him with Theo.

    • @Belenus3080
      @Belenus3080 9 місяців тому

      @@bennypit4411 replace sociopath Ari with Theo and I’d like it better

  • @lovehate7775
    @lovehate7775 9 місяців тому +5

    id go back to the time of the building of the Pyramids

  • @CMaruskin
    @CMaruskin Місяць тому

    Growing up is slowly realizing that Norm is the funniest one on these protect the parks 😭😭😭

  • @jononeill190
    @jononeill190 5 місяців тому

    Mark Normand looks like a guy that slams his door every time he rides in an uber.

  • @barrybark8610
    @barrybark8610 9 місяців тому +32

    As a European, this is so moronic, yet so good.

    • @nffclacey
      @nffclacey 9 місяців тому +13

      Is this not just common knowledge that everywhere was hell we live in the best times for everyone I'd rather be a common man today then a king of the past

    • @chickenfishhybrid44
      @chickenfishhybrid44 9 місяців тому

      Go feed your superiority complex someone else. Maybe on some shitty European podcast or platform.

    • @NotaGabeItch
      @NotaGabeItch 9 місяців тому +7

      @@nffclacey2023 is not the best times in NA. There have been better periods this this one. I assume you live with your parents and don’t see the repercussions from a failing society and a somewhat struggling economy for the lower-middle class. Everything is so expensive and has made it harder to live for lots of people.

    • @guitarthrasher81
      @guitarthrasher81 9 місяців тому

      You take pride in your shit stacked history

    • @zroysum
      @zroysum 9 місяців тому

      @@NotaGabeItch What time period specifically would be better to live in than now?

  • @MMAtiasAsconeguyRaco
    @MMAtiasAsconeguyRaco 9 місяців тому +3

    0:50 This is literally what my living wish is and what I pray for.

  • @samsmith6643
    @samsmith6643 9 місяців тому +1

    Ari looks like an old gold mining prospector 😂

  • @royaljthevibe
    @royaljthevibe 8 місяців тому +2

    Woahhhh “jackpot” is crazy lol

  • @jongriffin6004
    @jongriffin6004 9 місяців тому +5

    Watching the storming of the beaches of Normandy would be kinda fun to see.

    • @gordonsmith5589
      @gordonsmith5589 9 місяців тому +2

      Fun?

    • @TheoriginalBillBraskey
      @TheoriginalBillBraskey 9 місяців тому +1

      I like to watch what actually happened after Hitler took power. How did it all play out.

    • @jongriffin6004
      @jongriffin6004 8 місяців тому

      @@TheoriginalBillBraskey me too. Would be interesting.