@@nostalji75 that guy's personality was the snake, so he had to bring it around, otherwise in the scene where they ask him what is going to set him apart from the other men, he'd just sit dead quiet
@@xyouthe Idk usually people talk about their interests instead of bringing them to their date. Kinda like the anime guy would bring his waifu pillow or like a gun nerd bringing an AK to an date. Usually not a good idea... I guess what you meant was: The snake was his way of making himself interesting. There is plenty of stuff to talk about it you are a fan of wildlife. This dude seemed to use the poor animals as an accesoire to impress. He either plays a character or is murican AF.
Somehow, I think more people are okay with a 30 year old believing in horoscopes rather than a grown man going to a place where kids are the target audience
I was gonna say the same. She heard that "Cybersecurity" from the start and you could just see it on her face she heard "Money" and I think that's why she asked the question at the end and was approving of it. Also why she agree with his answer that the man should pay for everything.
She’s a lawyer. I think she’s doing just fine financially. Just probably wants a certain lifestyle and someone else to contribute to that or can stay home until the kids are in school. That I could understand. But as far as who’s supposed to pay and other comments she was much to focused on money. But I didn’t like her at all. Zero personality and not very nice.
They were all bad. The guys were complete pushovers (except the kid and python guy, the two she immediately removed) and this woman clearly didn't respect any of them. A man needs to show much more resistance towards one like her. Set boundaries very early on.
I mean 90% of the show has been the guys talking about themselves and her asking them questions. Anyone would seem unfun when they have to critique and sort through other people for small reasons, and get very little chance to show other sides of yourself.
I’d easily pick Mitch. He’s such a down to earth, chill, and humble dude. Doesn’t boast about himself, but makes sure that everyone around him is seen and heard. What a king. Mitch is real boyfriend material.
but this is literally just entertainment. I highly doubt any of them came here so naive that they truly believed it was a shot with a random stranger. shes hot but that doesn't mean she's missing 99% of her brain & is the most boring person ever. if you ever just go on a date with a stranger based on looks and have not gotten to know each other as friends at all you gotta reevaluate & understand that's why all past relationships ended
She heard Cybersecurity and instantly started talking about a hypothetical date that he is going to pay for. She immediately thought "Me and Mr. Money."
She would have done the same thing with the truck driver. Have you forgotten? The men's money is the Woman's money. And the Woman's money is the Woman's money. At least that's obviously how she thinks with the whole "you pay for everything on a date cuz men" Etc.
@@eliasvonbrille You're 100%. I do get the impression that she was a little bit more excited about Cyberguy because the fem hivemind told her to look for that.
@sanmarinyo The "logistics specialist" guy said that if his girl did only fans, he would want to help manage her brand, keep her engaged with her fans, and pick other actors to film with her. You have to do some real mental gymnastics to justify something that crazy... Adam 22 is far more, I'll just call it "adjusted," and look at how that's worked out for him. The title of a logistics coordinator, logistics specialist, or whatever he wants to call a truck driver (or maybe dispatcher), is a red flag for that type of insane mental gymnastics.
She visually decided on Ryan right from the start, especially clear from her explanation of why she likes him. Also what’s crazy about Austin not kissing a girl in months?? 🚩🚩🚩
Dawg I have a fucking woman I sleep in bed with every night for 6 years and I'm not sure if I've kissed a girl in a couple months. That was some weird shit to try to embarrass somebody over.
Yeah idk. Isn't that a good sign? I thought she might make that face because this means that he kissed only a couple months ago and might not be fully over whoever he kissed or maybe even in some way still involved or a fck boy that's just looking for the Physical etc. I was struggling to understand that and in the end came to the conclusion that it might be too short of a time gap for her somehow. But honestly after seeing the full Video and seeing her personality I changed my mind 😂
@@eliasvonbrille yeah I would’ve thought that initially as well, but I struggle to see that time period as problematic in either direction lol except maybe if he’d just been married. Based on her questions about onlyfans, it seems she thinks he’s a loser that can’t get any. People who go out every weekend often assume everyone does, so 3 months would mean no kisses after 12+ attempts. It’s a pretty flawed way of looking at things lol
@@Ty1350 Yeah same. It's very neutral in either direction tbh. Idk I think it's a pathetic way to look at life just in terms of how often you fck. That's very slutty thinking. I feel like I am the only person left that's actually a virgin because of not accepting any request to fck because I haven't found the right one yet. Probably a dieing breed. I look with decent pride upon being a virgin but I guess I would get laughed off the streets in these times.
And then when he said “I thought it was good” and she said “well it wasn’t” Did she just hate him or something, I feel like she decided from the start that she was going for Ryan
Bro works in Cybersecurity (meaning he's loaded, everyone in cybersecurity makes a lot) Muscular, good looking, said he was fragile, he was nice and has some sense of humor. I say it as a man, but that's difficult to beat. She seemed uninterested in him (as well as in the other interesting guys), until she saw him, I doubt she took any other factor into account for her decision. when I saw the end, I was like gosh she's so stupid! no matter how much money Charly had in his pocket, it wouldn't beat cibersecurity in the long run.
When she asked "if I'm your type," I'd honestly commit sepooku and say no. I'm an open minded flexible dude, but the amount of sas and rigidity up to that point wasn't for me. Ryan seems like a nice guy, but also not surprised of the choice
She comes across boring because these boys are insufferable acoustic nerds who want to yap about anime. Most of them were barely 25 and just left their mothers house. You can tell she actually touches grass, down to earth, and wants to talk about real world shit not post pepega emojis on twitch. They picked the most incompatible woman for this video.
It's actually the name of a very famous dark witch in Literature (maybe Shakespeare or something). Also adapted in games like lol for example. So yes. The name is extremely fitting. It's kind of an odd name to give your child to begin with tbh.
@@Isaaczsf Alright. But wasn't the dark witch in Macbeth also called Morgana? I feel like that's a very stereotypical dark witch which probably exists in many fantasy works tbh
@@eliasvonbrille Morgana Lefay is a witch in Arthurian legend usually supposed to be king Arthur’s half sister, pretty much every dark witch named Morgana is based on her directly, similar to Merlin in pop culture (they’re from the same folklore)
@@EmberedAshe hb we talk about how they put mitch in the back simply cus he was the only black guy. Clearly the best choice, most enthusiastic, had the best answers. But nah yall wanna talk about the little goofy white boy who was gonna take her out on a date w his parents money 💀💀 like why tf was he even there he said nothing funny
bro her reactions to some of the stuff they said genuinely hurt tbh, like when one of them said about loving video games and another mentioned loving adventure, she just looked so disappointed bruh
Yeaaaaah red flags were her unnecessarily shitting on the guys push up form, asking about how much he makes, kinda mocking the dude for not kissing a girl in months suggesting she goes through guys fast, let’s be real OF in a relationship? Nah man like if you’re single more power to you but that’s a big no otherwise for 99% of what’s on there.
Thank u for bringing the second date or wallet choice. It would be a tragedy to let Ryan go into such a trap. Stay strong my dudes, she definitly wasnt worth any of u.
My jaw unhinged more and more from shock the more Austin talked about himself. I love to cook, my favorite food is pasta carbonara, I love video games, I love D&D, and I almost decided to be a lawyer. This guy is an imposter I swear.
@@sh0werp0wer I said "happens to". I didn't say her looks were objectively good in any way, but I'm certain at least some people are fairly attracted to her.
I love how they literally give no explanation of what a gooner is and make no mention of the relevance of being a gooner as it relates to these guys or her opinions on it.
Yeah this video was a massive L, I have no idea what they were thinking when they finalized this concept. They didn't even find the right guys in the end.
For as nice as this concept is (a dating show where all the options are equally online and undateable people), this ended up as basically a normal dating show episode except the woman is very obviously looking for a specific person and is also condescending and fake. That is, the exact opposite of the intended premise.
Moist mentioned in a main-channel video that there was an issue with the casting and they didn't actually get gooners. They really shouldn't have kept the title. It did give us one good punch line, though.
The weirdest part to me is when the guy said he hasn’t kissed a girl in months and she laughed at him and clearly judged him. What’s up with that? He’s single. A few months of not kissing someone is not abnormal.
Women don't like/trust men as being "safe" unless they've been vetted by other women. So they can steal them. It's kinda sad how women kinda just tear eachother apart all game of Thrones style, but if you put twenty of them in a class with four dudes, the women will split into factions, and disregard the men until one displays interest, at which point they'll put down the interested party, trying to take the man for themselves. It's really really sad. Go watch that Bear Grylls show where they put men on an island and women on an island, and see which group is happier.
I had more respect for him after he admitted that. I've never understood single people not being able to go more than a few weeks without kissing or sex.
How to live a happy life for dummies: 1. Practice until you can wrestle a gator 2. Go move to a gator infested area 3. Tell a woman you will wrestle any gator for her. 4. Remember that you are her security, so comfort her always. 5. Live the rest of your life in love with a woman who appreciates you.
They're so cute when ranking one another's attractiveness haha - Shush Ryan, we all know you go in spot 5 😜 (He is a hottie though, they're not wrong 🤭😅) And OMG, Mitch! "Am I your type?" - "Do you like anime?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 💕 xx
@@chriswil8252 I means you like to slam your meat with your fist right up until you erupt like a volcano but stop right before then over and over which hypnotises you into seeing sounds and hearing colors or somethin like that.
You know, or she was scoping for Harry Potter adults. She also coincidentally got rid of the guy who gave in depth HP house lore. Edit: to be clear, she could also just be a hypocrite. Just pointing out there's more ways to look at that than "woman bad."
Mitch was hella respectful, you could tell by the way he kinda nervously laughed when she asked him about ass or tits. Honest answer when he said, "she has to be cute but she doesn't have to have either". Great answer, big dawg.
honestly i gotta agree. theres this girl i like that ive known for years. why ive never asked her out yet? because im nervous even though she seems more nervous than me but anyway she doesnt have either and but shes cute and has such a cute vibe to her. once i see her again i should try going on a date with her if shes still single. last time i saw her, our families were rafting and she brought her male friend, supposedly not her boyfriend so i may have a chance. wish me luck 🤞
She kinda annoying as hell 😂 Boring => Check Money hungry => Check Believes in gender equality but wants a "Man" to pay for her meals. And most infuriating of all, Believes OF is woman empowerment, lmao ! She is a walking red flag 😂
She fits right in with the awful people in "the Button" show lol. I was hoping the dudes were gonna be like "ya know, let's be bros and get outta here" lmao
I knew that woman wouldn't watch any anime. She is way too bimbo for that. I'm a woman who watches so much anime I've learned to speak a lot of japanese.
I kind of get it. Golt feels a bit uneventful and stationary as sport, but on the other hand as you said, would probably be pretty fun to try it out something that's new and different for both.
Mitch he seems like such a chill guy and i feel like it would be fun to hangout with him. In fact this whole group of guys seem like we would go on a crazy cool adventure with no actual solid plan whatsoever and I'm all here for it LOL.
The second that woman talked I felt sorry for who-ever wins. "I'm capricorn and the horoscope today told me that leos are gonna be competitive". I hope no-one has to endure that kind of bs on a real date with her, poor fellow.
damn dude, that twist at the end made feel depressed and hopeless at the same time. I hope that girl reached out to him after the show for the second date so she can have both money and the date. I don't see a problem in that. She could use Charlie's money for the second date.
@@randeepyasintha140I know the guy and she told him she wanted to use the money for the date, turns out Charlie would have paid way more if she chose the date option but 🤷♂️ There was no follow up date
@@randeepyasintha140wouldn’t really make sense since the money is a mystery amount (I’d bet it’s not something too big since people don’t really carry money like that) and if they went on a second date all of the expenses would’ve been paid for as said by Charlie, so if she took the money then went on a second date both of them would most likely lose money rather than gain or stay neutral.
@@Null834 not trying to justify her but come on, she's successful too, she's an attorney so it's only fair that she asks for an equally successful man lol. if she brought nothing to the table, well that's a different case. however i'm in law school too so trust me when i say that we get heavily brainwashed when it comes to money.
If I was ever part of a gameshow like this and I heard the girl I'm trying to win over say she has an onlyfans I would instantly raise both my hands and say ight I'm out send me back thank you very much.
I disagree. I think there's many things she could be criticized for but not that. Most women can get dates easily, and she probably wasn't interested in him romantically.
@@MsHojat She was all about that bag. Even with him saying he was a lawyer, she asked about his wage. She then proceeded to take the money over a date.
To be fair none of the guys had any game except for maybe Mitch. They were all awkward af and didn't excite her at all. I think she was pretty nice and open minded even though she was probably bored af. You cannot force someone to go on a date if they're not feeling it, even if the guy was Henry Cavill.
Onlyfans model, she lives in that world of casual sex and meaningless chasing of a dragon she hasn't fully visualized and wouldn't know what to ask it if she found it. She doesn't realize she lives in a completely different world from most people, let alone these guys put in front of her willing to give her a chance.
@@divideby4billion sure hope not. I'm almost 30 and single. I think it's just where the world's at today, but regardless, I'd love to meet someone. Hopefully people don't just write everyone off who's single at that age to mean you're broken. In this girl's case, it really was her attitude more than anything
Jordan is my hero. Bros just out here high as nuts, chillin with some snakes and talking about wanting to wrestle some gators. He is the peak Florida man
@@Cardboardbox83 She was pretty shallow/superficial. Basically said that a man should pay for the date, asked the dude how much he was making pretty early, and basically said his looks was the only thing she liked about him.
Red Flags: - Introduced herself with a horoscope reading - Doesn’t like golf - Doesn’t think Adults should go to trampoline parks - Thinks Jordan is too adventurous - Doesn’t want to wrestle alligators/crocodiles - Sells feet pics on OnlyFans - Doesn’t seek out anime - Thinks Austin had a terrible pushup form - Thinks she isn’t crazy - Asks how much money Ryan makes - Took the money
@@MsHojat Nope, everyone should like golf and anime. Only psychos don’t like golf and anime. She might not have said directly that she has OnlyFans, but she implied that she did.
If bro goes to Asia or Eastern Europe, he will find a girl that looks like a model and isn't a gold digger. I'm actually baffled that american women, that are like 4-5 in my country, have such a good opinion about themselves. This chick would be lucky if she would find a taxi driver to date her in my country 😆.
Lol exactly my girl was with me when I was makin 35k annual now we at 65k no ceiling at 25. A real woman want a man who respect her, is her type, and has his stuff together.
See the timestamp at 25:13, she wildly overestimates her own market value. good luck finding a handsome tall millionaire at 32 I'm sure he wants the shallow girl w a big ego and fat belly
..... she's literally an attourney, she makes starting at 60k. I'm pretty sure she was making sure one of the guys wasn't going to be a leech. Guys can be gold diggers too, it's actually pretty common
25:13 good luck to this woman I'm sure the handsome tall millionaire she wants is looking for a shallow 32 year old w an inflated ego. Whoever deleted my comment you're enabling this type of shit
Charlie has managed to keep a consistent stream schedule,youtube video schedule on top of cooking up this channel he has Godslap and Plague Seeker the man has been working hard and has made no excuses i didint forget about moistesports as well very impressive Charlie o7
the guys had more chemistry with each other than with her
For sure
like it almost always is.
They could all goon together and bond they don’t need a bitch
True
correct@@AsgerGrosHustedChristiansen
1 Gooner vs 4 Confused Men and a Disabled Child.
This channel is going places.
Who is the gooner?
@@pascalbreedeveld8117 the woman
LMAO
That kid is 100% going to end up on the news within 5 years
In fairness to the kid, Charlie did promise him some chicken tenders and a juice box.
She looked normal, and turned out to be the worst person there.
Who would've thunk a 30+ year old woman whose career is selling feet pics and goes on a UA-cam dating show is lame
Like really, onlyfans???
@@ThyToastyou don’t care about her asking about his pay?
@@chunderwear no i do. i just stated one of the numerous red flags
@@ThyToast What's wrong with having an Onlyfans??? That's one of the *least* concerning things she said.
This woman has probably read through these comments and still thinks there is nothing wrong with her personality.
Florida people being Florida people. Funny they're all crazy.
Why is that important?
Nothing wrong with something that does not exist.
@@The.prophet.of.truth. bros floridaist :( what did I do :(
GIRL NAME AND INSTA @
The fact that they accidentally hired 5 totally normal men makes this even more funnier.
How normal is it (I guess in Florida?) to walk around with a python around your neck?!
@@nostalji75very. Look of garett florida man
@@nostalji75 that guy's personality was the snake, so he had to bring it around, otherwise in the scene where they ask him what is going to set him apart from the other men, he'd just sit dead quiet
@@xyouthe Idk usually people talk about their interests instead of bringing them to their date. Kinda like the anime guy would bring his waifu pillow or like a gun nerd bringing an AK to an date. Usually not a good idea...
I guess what you meant was: The snake was his way of making himself interesting.
There is plenty of stuff to talk about it you are a fan of wildlife.
This dude seemed to use the poor animals as an accesoire to impress. He either plays a character or is murican AF.
they all fucking weird bro wdym
"A grown man going to a trampoline park isn't good"
Said by a 32 year old woman who still believes in horoscope
Ong😭
Damn lol
Exactly she’s too old to be acting that judgmental unless if she’s acting she needs some humble pie
Her gauge was correct tho given that the kid was literally 18
Somehow, I think more people are okay with a 30 year old believing in horoscopes rather than a grown man going to a place where kids are the target audience
She judged the truck driver for having 6 cats like she isn’t going to end up a crazy cat person herself 💀
Logic where
@@gwennvybro 30ish with no partner and that personality? She is gonna be cat lady in couple of year
Who wouldve thought she was a gold digger...surprise surprise. She deserves none of them.
I was gonna say the same. She heard that "Cybersecurity" from the start and you could just see it on her face she heard "Money" and I think that's why she asked the question at the end and was approving of it. Also why she agree with his answer that the man should pay for everything.
She’s a lawyer. I think she’s doing just fine financially. Just probably wants a certain lifestyle and someone else to contribute to that or can stay home until the kids are in school. That I could understand. But as far as who’s supposed to pay and other comments she was much to focused on money. But I didn’t like her at all. Zero personality and not very nice.
@@andrewperoutka8449 It's a dating gameshow bro. My brother in christ, I have to tell you to not look this deep.
They were all bad. The guys were complete pushovers (except the kid and python guy, the two she immediately removed) and this woman clearly didn't respect any of them. A man needs to show much more resistance towards one like her. Set boundaries very early on.
Oh please she's a lawyer
In casting call: "I'm 22"
In intro: "I'm 18"
In game: "I'm 23"
Bro cannot decide 💀
The real question is which one is he really?
@@Dr.Funk886450
Bro is probably 16.
he's bullshitting his way to life 😂
@@billbill6094No, def around 19-24s if hes actually in USF
The girl legit seems like the least fun person to be around
most basic white woman I've seen in a hot minute, and she's a feminist
I mean 90% of the show has been the guys talking about themselves and her asking them questions.
Anyone would seem unfun when they have to critique and sort through other people for small reasons, and get very little chance to show other sides of yourself.
@@moosecannibal8224 it's just the way she reacted to everything and the way she behaved the whole time she was super weird and off putting.
@@DaWoWzer u are a gooner my guy
better than the final guy who talked like a complete nerd
I’d easily pick Mitch. He’s such a down to earth, chill, and humble dude. Doesn’t boast about himself, but makes sure that everyone around him is seen and heard. What a king. Mitch is real boyfriend material.
He's black
Bro Mitch is such a sweetheart bro deserved better
“Appreciate the opportunity”🤕
Johnny silverhand
but this is literally just entertainment. I highly doubt any of them came here so naive that they truly believed it was a shot with a random stranger. shes hot but that doesn't mean she's missing 99% of her brain & is the most boring person ever.
if you ever just go on a date with a stranger based on looks and have not gotten to know each other as friends at all you gotta reevaluate & understand that's why all past relationships ended
“Am I your type”
“You like anime?” I fuck with Mitch so hard
He was on point..
Same!
Yeah, Mitch is really down to Earth.
Same here he's one of us
And her answer like " i appreciate it" like wdym do you watch it or no?
The last 3 guys should’ve just played D&D together instead of going for the gold-digger
Exactly what I was thinking, the real prize was getting to meet each other, not Ms. Boring and Kinda Mean
Right
Or at least went n played some video games or something
We need an episode where the guys get together and play d&d. They had great chemistry
Seriously
Bro, I literally would have left the competition, they literally picked the worst woman imaginable.
Literally
As soon as she mentioned OF
"NEXT!"
She heard Cybersecurity and instantly started talking about a hypothetical date that he is going to pay for. She immediately thought "Me and Mr. Money."
She would have done the same thing with the truck driver.
Have you forgotten? The men's money is the Woman's money. And the Woman's money is the Woman's money.
At least that's obviously how she thinks with the whole "you pay for everything on a date cuz men" Etc.
@@eliasvonbrille You're 100%. I do get the impression that she was a little bit more excited about Cyberguy because the fem hivemind told her to look for that.
"I'm a logistics coordinator. Which is basically a truck driver." Immediately cut through the bs lol
He is awesome, seemed super nice!
Gives off "I am a transaction specialist, in the form of a McDonalds cashier." vibes.
Hey man... he wants to manage who films content with his girl on OF... WTF?
@@minoritymind Huh 😭😭
@sanmarinyo The "logistics specialist" guy said that if his girl did only fans, he would want to help manage her brand, keep her engaged with her fans, and pick other actors to film with her. You have to do some real mental gymnastics to justify something that crazy... Adam 22 is far more, I'll just call it "adjusted," and look at how that's worked out for him. The title of a logistics coordinator, logistics specialist, or whatever he wants to call a truck driver (or maybe dispatcher), is a red flag for that type of insane mental gymnastics.
"I'm looking for a guy with a big personality"
>Eliminates the guys with the biggest personalities.
yeah, they don't actually know what they want. "Big personality. Someone fun".............. 2nd dude eliminated was the most fun!
@@coresnap ask the guy out already
Her nose moves so much when she talks
@@croozerdog 😂
@@coresnap Glazing
She visually decided on Ryan right from the start, especially clear from her explanation of why she likes him. Also what’s crazy about Austin not kissing a girl in months?? 🚩🚩🚩
Yeah lol that one hurt my soul. I haven't kissed in years.
Dawg I have a fucking woman I sleep in bed with every night for 6 years and I'm not sure if I've kissed a girl in a couple months. That was some weird shit to try to embarrass somebody over.
Yeah idk. Isn't that a good sign?
I thought she might make that face because this means that he kissed only a couple months ago and might not be fully over whoever he kissed or maybe even in some way still involved or a fck boy that's just looking for the Physical etc.
I was struggling to understand that and in the end came to the conclusion that it might be too short of a time gap for her somehow.
But honestly after seeing the full Video and seeing her personality I changed my mind 😂
@@eliasvonbrille yeah I would’ve thought that initially as well, but I struggle to see that time period as problematic in either direction lol except maybe if he’d just been married. Based on her questions about onlyfans, it seems she thinks he’s a loser that can’t get any.
People who go out every weekend often assume everyone does, so 3 months would mean no kisses after 12+ attempts. It’s a pretty flawed way of looking at things lol
@@Ty1350 Yeah same. It's very neutral in either direction tbh.
Idk I think it's a pathetic way to look at life just in terms of how often you fck.
That's very slutty thinking. I feel like I am the only person left that's actually a virgin because of not accepting any request to fck because I haven't found the right one yet.
Probably a dieing breed.
I look with decent pride upon being a virgin but I guess I would get laughed off the streets in these times.
I AM GLAD no one had to go with her, she was NOT a real person. She is the kinda person Charlie grills on a daily basis
I love how Roman just showed up to troll
He was out to rizz, sadly that was an L rizz doe
That kid's gonna struggle lmao
@@Variety_Packthat kids prolly gonna be a news anchor or sun shit🤣🤣
@@Variety_Pack With what?
Only thing I could see here is that he is confident and fun.
Not exactly personality traits that will make you "struggle".
Charlie somehow found all the different breeds of Florida man
This is more accurate than u thinkm
I didnt see any crackheads
@@andrewsowinski4725 that's because it's just the norm lmao
lol i saw the snake and had to double take on the guy, Nah that cant be Chandler he has a significant other......
😂@@MarrisaPlays
The girl saying Austin's push-up form is so hypocritical. I bet she can't even do ONE push-up.
And then when he said “I thought it was good” and she said “well it wasn’t”
Did she just hate him or something, I feel like she decided from the start that she was going for Ryan
She can bend her as%! though🤣
Bro works in Cybersecurity (meaning he's loaded, everyone in cybersecurity makes a lot)
Muscular, good looking, said he was fragile, he was nice and has some sense of humor. I say it as a man, but that's difficult to beat.
She seemed uninterested in him (as well as in the other interesting guys), until she saw him, I doubt she took any other factor into account for her decision.
when I saw the end, I was like gosh she's so stupid! no matter how much money Charly had in his pocket, it wouldn't beat cibersecurity in the long run.
"i sell plants" brothers a drug dealer
Nah physics guy
Glad to be here in the beginning of this channel ❤❤❤big moist
@@TigerclubkThanks!
brother commented this on both vids for likes
Exotic Joe jr.
She genuinely seems like the least interesting and least fun woman imaginable
5 Average Men compete for 1 Average Woman
I agree, I would compete to avoid seeing her.
When she asked "if I'm your type," I'd honestly commit sepooku and say no. I'm an open minded flexible dude, but the amount of sas and rigidity up to that point wasn't for me. Ryan seems like a nice guy, but also not surprised of the choice
they suck the soul out of ya in law school
She comes across boring because these boys are insufferable acoustic nerds who want to yap about anime. Most of them were barely 25 and just left their mothers house. You can tell she actually touches grass, down to earth, and wants to talk about real world shit not post pepega emojis on twitch. They picked the most incompatible woman for this video.
"Morgana" is an appropriate name for these guys, sounds like the name of a raid boss in world of warcraft
It's actually the name of a very famous dark witch in Literature (maybe Shakespeare or something).
Also adapted in games like lol for example.
So yes. The name is extremely fitting. It's kind of an odd name to give your child to begin with tbh.
@@eliasvonbrille It's from Arthurian (like the sword in the stone) legend
@@Isaaczsf Alright. But wasn't the dark witch in Macbeth also called Morgana?
I feel like that's a very stereotypical dark witch which probably exists in many fantasy works tbh
@@eliasvonbrille There are 3 witches in Macbeth who are named 1st 2nd and 3rd witch 😭
@@eliasvonbrille Morgana Lefay is a witch in Arthurian legend usually supposed to be king Arthur’s half sister, pretty much every dark witch named Morgana is based on her directly, similar to Merlin in pop culture (they’re from the same folklore)
30 seconds in and she's already talking about astrology😭😭😂
she thinks going to a trampoline park is childish and shes out here talking about horoscopes and harry potter.
bro it is some of those don't even allow adults
@@zoranbeatsyou are allergic to fun
@@zoranbeats🤓
@@zoranbeatsbro is 18 your still basically a kid until like 21 or 22 😭
@@EmberedAshe hb we talk about how they put mitch in the back simply cus he was the only black guy. Clearly the best choice, most enthusiastic, had the best answers. But nah yall wanna talk about the little goofy white boy who was gonna take her out on a date w his parents money 💀💀 like why tf was he even there he said nothing funny
she didn't deserve any of them bro, they dodged a bullet.
less like dodging a bullet, more like dodging a dead weight
bro her reactions to some of the stuff they said genuinely hurt tbh, like when one of them said about loving video games and another mentioned loving adventure, she just looked so disappointed bruh
Yeah I hope she was just playing a character to make things funny because jeez
Yeaaaaah red flags were her unnecessarily shitting on the guys push up form, asking about how much he makes, kinda mocking the dude for not kissing a girl in months suggesting she goes through guys fast, let’s be real OF in a relationship? Nah man like if you’re single more power to you but that’s a big no otherwise for 99% of what’s on there.
@@DarkBunnyLord in the end she only cared about if they had money and worked out:/
"what do you like about me?" - physical traits - you said you liked me
I'll choose to believe that not every woman is like this one. For my mental health and overall hope
Same
Same 😂
You'd be right. They're not nearly as bad as the internet makes them out to be
That's good to know.
I recommend putting your phone down and take a nice walk on the beach
The internet is a different dimension than reality
The men truely dodged a bullet by not having to date the girl
I fully agree.
Another vid where the guys should just ditch the girl and become bros instead.
-every man after being rejected😂
@@sckmindfrud average lonely geezer
@@sam4744I get your point on this video tbh but to say as always is just rooted in sexism
“He sounds too adventurous.”
Charlie: “So you’re more boring.” 😂
That killed me💀
I LOLed because she said she was looking for adventure...
And he's Spot on lol
No filter
@@unbalancednationCharlie is so calm
Thank u for bringing the second date or wallet choice.
It would be a tragedy to let Ryan go into such a trap.
Stay strong my dudes, she definitly wasnt worth any of u.
My jaw unhinged more and more from shock the more Austin talked about himself. I love to cook, my favorite food is pasta carbonara, I love video games, I love D&D, and I almost decided to be a lawyer. This guy is an imposter I swear.
Did he say that.. or did he say that he was a lawyer? Lawyer is a broad term.. they aren't all what you see in the movies.
Title change..............One GOONER Tries to Date five REAL Guys
I literally was going to comment this😭 it’s facts though
Ong
You beat me to it
@@whiterabit four* guys and 1 kid
Kid was goofy yeah.
She was more insufferable than the 18, i mean 22... 23 year old?
😭😭😭😭😭
I think he said 35
“Oh no”
@zenityracer75 Is there really a difference? LOL.
Dude's got balls I'll give him that.
Who would want to be with a woman like that? Genuinely curious.
Somebody who only cares about looks and happens to like her looks. Probably. That, or an equally unhinged dude.
@@fahrenheit2101 She looks like someone wound the window up on her.
@@fahrenheit2101 Her looks are mid at best too, lol
@@sh0werp0wer I said "happens to". I didn't say her looks were objectively good in any way, but I'm certain at least some people are fairly attracted to her.
@@fahrenheit2101 She looks like a toucan with lipstick
I love how they literally give no explanation of what a gooner is and make no mention of the relevance of being a gooner as it relates to these guys or her opinions on it.
only reason i clicked this waste of a video
@@markrutte5637its called click bait and as it seems it worked perfectly LMAO
Yeah this video was a massive L, I have no idea what they were thinking when they finalized this concept. They didn't even find the right guys in the end.
For as nice as this concept is (a dating show where all the options are equally online and undateable people), this ended up as basically a normal dating show episode except the woman is very obviously looking for a specific person and is also condescending and fake. That is, the exact opposite of the intended premise.
Moist mentioned in a main-channel video that there was an issue with the casting and they didn't actually
get gooners. They really shouldn't have kept the title. It did give us one good punch line, though.
Being rejected first should be considered a win in this scenario
My parents said if I reach 10k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys Im
literally begging you!..
@@MbitaChizi bad parents
whattt its a funny video
@@MbitaChizi
I think it's time for you to look for better parents.
ya but the guy was a pathological lyer
The weirdest part to me is when the guy said he hasn’t kissed a girl in months and she laughed at him and clearly judged him. What’s up with that? He’s single. A few months of not kissing someone is not abnormal.
Women don't like/trust men as being "safe" unless they've been vetted by other women.
So they can steal them.
It's kinda sad how women kinda just tear eachother apart all game of Thrones style, but if you put twenty of them in a class with four dudes, the women will split into factions, and disregard the men until one displays interest, at which point they'll put down the interested party, trying to take the man for themselves.
It's really really sad.
Go watch that Bear Grylls show where they put men on an island and women on an island, and see which group is happier.
I had more respect for him after he admitted that. I've never understood single people not being able to go more than a few weeks without kissing or sex.
@@cdcalkinlol usually there isn’t a choice
i was gonna say, like, months? thats pretty recent for someone whos single.
Bruh I'm 25 and never kissed anyone. My gooning history probably hasn't helped. 😏
How to live a happy life for dummies:
1. Practice until you can wrestle a gator
2. Go move to a gator infested area
3. Tell a woman you will wrestle any gator for her.
4. Remember that you are her security, so comfort her always.
5. Live the rest of your life in love with a woman who appreciates you.
They're so cute when ranking one another's attractiveness haha - Shush Ryan, we all know you go in spot 5 😜 (He is a hottie though, they're not wrong 🤭😅)
And OMG, Mitch! "Am I your type?" - "Do you like anime?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 💕 xx
Mitch is a true definition of a bro he is humble, and brings the boys up. He has my absolute respect.
Yes, I agree. I vibe with Mitch, he’s so cool :3
"What's the last thing you googled?"
"Probably, Gooner"
Me too bud, me too.
What’s it mean?
@@chriswil8252 I would answer but I don't trust youtube not to flag me.
@@chriswil8252 google it ;P
WHY DID I SEARCH IT UP
@@chriswil8252 I means you like to slam your meat with your fist right up until you erupt like a volcano but stop right before then over and over which hypnotises you into seeing sounds and hearing colors or somethin like that.
“I don’t understand why anybody is an adult going to a trampoline park”
…Well she’s no fun
Ngl all the guys seemed pretty chill
“Why would an adult go to a trampoline place?”
“SO WHAT HARRY POTTER HOUSE ARE YOU IN?!”
The hypocrisy lol
and she was talking about her horoscope at the start too
Yeah she's delusional, so many red flags.
You know, or she was scoping for Harry Potter adults.
She also coincidentally got rid of the guy who gave in depth HP house lore.
Edit: to be clear, she could also just be a hypocrite. Just pointing out there's more ways to look at that than "woman bad."
@@MikaTarkelagod forbid a woman show deadpan humour.
@@llamaczech you're the only one saying "woman bad" literally making up things to be mad about
Mitch was hella respectful, you could tell by the way he kinda nervously laughed when she asked him about ass or tits. Honest answer when he said, "she has to be cute but she doesn't have to have either". Great answer, big dawg.
As a cat clover I would date him he’s so cute
honestly i gotta agree. theres this girl i like that ive known for years. why ive never asked her out yet? because im nervous even though she seems more nervous than me but anyway she doesnt have either and but shes cute and has such a cute vibe to her. once i see her again i should try going on a date with her if shes still single. last time i saw her, our families were rafting and she brought her male friend, supposedly not her boyfriend so i may have a chance. wish me luck 🤞
@@user-rm7kb3il6x shoot your shot big guy
@@user-rm7kb3il6x goodluck!!!!!!
Mitch the actual MVP
"Months?" is crazy to me, like yeah, he went through something and took the time to himself to repair, that's worrying to her?
Bro wtf is this woman asking😭
When she said "i don't know why anyone is an adult going to a trampoline park" charlie looked offended
Feels bad, dude. If she won't go to a trampoline party, she doesn't deserve you.
She kinda annoying as hell 😂
Boring => Check
Money hungry => Check
Believes in gender equality but wants a "Man" to pay for her meals.
And most infuriating of all, Believes OF is woman empowerment, lmao !
She is a walking red flag 😂
She fits right in with the awful people in "the Button" show lol. I was hoping the dudes were gonna be like "ya know, let's be bros and get outta here" lmao
@@kennylaysh2776 awful? she has opinions like everybody else
Agreed. I would never date somebody that boring. What’s wrong with calisthenic exercise? It’s more exciting than doom scrolling 🤷🏼♂️
Disqualifying someone for going to a trampoline park as an adult is pretty lame
yeah
thats what im saying
shes 31 hes 18 that age gap is insane. she disqualified him cause hes young as hell
She's way older than him I don't blame her lmao. Im only 24 and 18 is already too young for me
I mean, she at the end went for the money, that tells you a lot.
she didn't even liked Charlie and he wasn't even one of the contestants.
“a living, breathing woman” blud’s never seen a woman 💀💀💀
"do you like anime?"
bro was so real for that
bro had priorities, but unfortunatly i already knew she was finna skip him for that one
I knew that woman wouldn't watch any anime. She is way too bimbo for that. I'm a woman who watches so much anime I've learned to speak a lot of japanese.
Yikes get a life bro
@@dazz_2d yeah
@@filthyfrank.5 saying get a life under a 5 gooners video is crazy
It warms my heart to see the comments collectively hate on this girl
I mean she makes it pretty easy tbh.
I feel like it's mostly 30-year-old guys. Wishing they were on the show
Yeah weird for yt comment sections to be valid ngl
Fucking made my day
@@dynomar11 nah I'm 22, she is not likeable. I don't wish to be on the show, and I like older girls
I freaking KNEW she was gonna pick the nerdy guy with glasses and big muscles!
Ryan, Mitch, and the snake drug dealer all seemed pretty chill ngl
This girl sounds lame asf. It sounds so fun to go play golf on a first date when neither of you have ever played. Sounds like a goofy fun ass time
I kind of get it. Golt feels a bit uneventful and stationary as sport, but on the other hand as you said, would probably be pretty fun to try it out something that's new and different for both.
she gave of vibes of a highschool mean girl ngl, a lot of her answers were superficial.
@@allyn6720what sorts of questions would you have asked? And we haven’t seen what the scripting is like for this anyway so 🤷♂️
I like to go on dates to those crazy golf places that serve drinks as well
Wanna play golf?
Wow that truck driver guy, he deserves a woman who will treat him right. Hes genuinely a great guy.
but bro gave simp vibes so hard when asked abt OF.
@@nayan7398 yeah lol that got me cringe so hard
He kinda sounds like a loser gonna be honest
Ik dude stuped a bit but he was only trying to appease
@@Warner-ok7cw stooped
Mitch he seems like such a chill guy and i feel like it would be fun to hangout with him. In fact this whole group of guys seem like we would go on a crazy cool adventure with no actual solid plan whatsoever and I'm all here for it LOL.
The second that woman talked I felt sorry for who-ever wins. "I'm capricorn and the horoscope today told me that leos are gonna be competitive". I hope no-one has to endure that kind of bs on a real date with her, poor fellow.
I’m glad the guy who got to the end actually claimed goonership
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He reminds me a lot of Matt! Love that dudes energy lol I could totally see him being a part of the crew.
damn dude, that twist at the end made feel depressed and hopeless at the same time. I hope that girl reached out to him after the show for the second date so she can have both money and the date. I don't see a problem in that. She could use Charlie's money for the second date.
@@randeepyasintha140I know the guy and she told him she wanted to use the money for the date, turns out Charlie would have paid way more if she chose the date option but 🤷♂️ There was no follow up date
@@randeepyasintha140wouldn’t really make sense since the money is a mystery amount (I’d bet it’s not something too big since people don’t really carry money like that) and if they went on a second date all of the expenses would’ve been paid for as said by Charlie, so if she took the money then went on a second date both of them would most likely lose money rather than gain or stay neutral.
You can literally see them lose interest in her with every word that comes out of her mouth lmao
so insanely factual
As soon as she said “how much money you make?” That was it. Vague personality type doesn’t think for herself but follows the trend of modern day women
@@Null834 precisely, e.g: doing only fans is about the only hobby dis ho mentioned
@@Null834 not trying to justify her but come on, she's successful too, she's an attorney so it's only fair that she asks for an equally successful man lol. if she brought nothing to the table, well that's a different case. however i'm in law school too so trust me when i say that we get heavily brainwashed when it comes to money.
@@ascina She brings nothing to the table in terms of personality.
"I am extremely disappointed" -> cracks a wide smile. Lol
If I was ever part of a gameshow like this and I heard the girl I'm trying to win over say she has an onlyfans I would instantly raise both my hands and say ight I'm out send me back thank you very much.
Dudes too good for that girl, she's immature and shallow.
she was the real gooner
Im not much of a golfer, whats our backup date?
@@kevinhibbard320 The streets.
This is hands down going to be PBS’s best show ever made. Sesame Street has nothing on Charlie’s current potential
The crossover would be nuts like imagine him and cookie monster would have a great chemistry
@@jessemach5817 I'd like to see Charlie play with Animal on drums.
@@jessemach5817 Charlie meeting Cookie Monster would melt my mind, and I'd love it.
Are you the guy that makes Google map battles
wait, this is gonna be on PBS?
We need to save Ryan from this woman. He is not even in a different league, different sport.
I'd rather listen to Morgana in Persona 5 endlessly tell me to go to bed rather than be forced on a single date with her
Going on a dating show then choosing money over going on a date is crazy.
I disagree. I think there's many things she could be criticized for but not that. Most women can get dates easily, and she probably wasn't interested in him romantically.
@@MsHojat She was all about that bag. Even with him saying he was a lawyer, she asked about his wage. She then proceeded to take the money over a date.
@@-ClerzZ- she was peeping game from the start and all the questions she asks is just her seeing if it's worth the hassle
She can't even name a thing she likes of him off rip
To be fair none of the guys had any game except for maybe Mitch. They were all awkward af and didn't excite her at all. I think she was pretty nice and open minded even though she was probably bored af. You cannot force someone to go on a date if they're not feeling it, even if the guy was Henry Cavill.
Mitch was such a cool, nice, self assured gentleman. Would be great if he'd come up next with five woman competing to date him.
cruinge, literally stereotype black dude
@@3trilliontrees He was a bit stereotypy, especially the OF answer, but he was still a good guy.
Nope.Of answer is a red falg
@@Dr_Cardiologist_99 How? Red flag for who?
@@starfighter11 Anyone who isn't a cuck
This might be my favorite video on the entire platform. I started watching youtube about 13ish years ago
As soon as I saw Ryan, I knew he'd make it to the end.
I love how “I haven’t been kissed in months” was such a huge shock to her
Onlyfans model, she lives in that world of casual sex and meaningless chasing of a dragon she hasn't fully visualized and wouldn't know what to ask it if she found it. She doesn't realize she lives in a completely different world from most people, let alone these guys put in front of her willing to give her a chance.
because she sucked 3 guys off within the past week and has a body count of at least 80
She was surprised he got a kiss in the first place
right? I don't think that's a weird thing at all for a single guy.
Fr immediate red flag.
So we finally get to see the inside of Charlie's Domain Expansion: White T-Shirt Totality ⚪
"Domain expansion White T-shirt"
@@Evra98 lol thought the same thing. works perfectly
Domain Expansion: Infinite 80% cotton 20% polyester white t-shirts, size M (pack of 3)
gojo has competition
Lmfuckingaoooooooo I’m crying
Looking for someone "smart" but she read her horoscope before showing up.
The woman wasn't that attractive and she was only interested in money and each of these guys dodged a bullet.
This woman is the biggest red flag I’ve ever seen
Being 30 and single is all you need to know. Invest in wine stocks brother, there's many like her to come.
Cats too
Horoscopes, onlyfans, gold digger. It really couldnt get much worse.
You've never seen worse, really?? She's very mid
@@divideby4billion sure hope not. I'm almost 30 and single. I think it's just where the world's at today, but regardless, I'd love to meet someone. Hopefully people don't just write everyone off who's single at that age to mean you're broken. In this girl's case, it really was her attitude more than anything
Jordan is my hero. Bros just out here high as nuts, chillin with some snakes and talking about wanting to wrestle some gators.
He is the peak Florida man
Nah he's not just the peak. I'm convinced he's one of the primordial Florida Man
need to find out his @
bruh these dudes supporting onlyfans is wild
Not even Super Mario can take down the red flag off that woman. The guys definitely dodged a bullet with this one.
Bullet bill would’ve been funnier 😂
@@carnage5635 fuck, you are totally right 🤣
This woman is painfully boring and a walking red flag. I hope all of these men find the partnership that they deserve.
She was great idk what you’re talking about, she’s a regular girl and I think the main focus were the 5 gooners
She's just Basic it seems. But we don't know her personally so we can't tell.
But she did choose the most basic guy so y'know.
You people complaining about this just screams single and alone lmao
@@Cardboardbox83 She was pretty shallow/superficial. Basically said that a man should pay for the date, asked the dude how much he was making pretty early, and basically said his looks was the only thing she liked about him.
@@MANG00Jand what exactly did you find so fascinating about her?
Red Flags:
- Introduced herself with a horoscope reading
- Doesn’t like golf
- Doesn’t think Adults should go to trampoline parks
- Thinks Jordan is too adventurous
- Doesn’t want to wrestle alligators/crocodiles
- Sells feet pics on OnlyFans
- Doesn’t seek out anime
- Thinks Austin had a terrible pushup form
- Thinks she isn’t crazy
- Asks how much money Ryan makes
- Took the money
Not everyone needs to like golf and anime. Heck even the guy didn't golf.
Also she doesnt necessarily have an onlyfans page; or at least for feet.
@@MsHojat Nope, everyone should like golf and anime. Only psychos don’t like golf and anime.
She might not have said directly that she has OnlyFans, but she implied that she did.
@@MsHojat she for the streets they were all so real
- Thinks the guy who has the best push-up form has the worst.
Ya literally too adventurous seems like a self burn
Great content. Great host. These people felt real and nothing was too dramatic. More content like this 🤝🏾
The fact that she first eliminated the two most attractive people
Ryan from the shoulders up: tech support
Ryan from the shoulders down: convict
More like dahmer from the shoulders up lol
thats everyone in cybersecurity lmao
He got the serial killer glasses too
Find me a convict that wears no-show socks and skinny jeans
@@0v3rgr0wnok should I send him to your home ?
Bro dodged a toxic woman at the end, 6 figures, athletic, nerdy, charismatic. If bro can't find love, what am I to do 😅
If bro goes to Asia or Eastern Europe, he will find a girl that looks like a model and isn't a gold digger. I'm actually baffled that american women, that are like 4-5 in my country, have such a good opinion about themselves. This chick would be lucky if she would find a taxi driver to date her in my country 😆.
Honestly though, wtf.
@@evlfck based
@@evlfck biggest cap in history
@@robosing225 the chick in the video is so mid lol
I have trouble seeing "Do you like anime?" as a valid response to
"Would you say I'm your type?," but it absolutely cracked me up.
As someone living in poverty, you couldn't pay me less than $200,000 per year to date that woman.
I appreciate moist saying "you're too boring for that?"
It felt cathartic when she tried to feed him spaghetti and he pushed it down almost reflexively lol
You already know moist was cringing when she mentioned her sign 😂
i really didn't like the girl. She seems super shallow and superficial, asking about how much money the dude make. That dude need a better option tbh
basic FL woman
Lol exactly my girl was with me when I was makin 35k annual now we at 65k no ceiling at 25. A real woman want a man who respect her, is her type, and has his stuff together.
See the timestamp at 25:13, she wildly overestimates her own market value. good luck finding a handsome tall millionaire at 32 I'm sure he wants the shallow girl w a big ego and fat belly
..... she's literally an attourney, she makes starting at 60k. I'm pretty sure she was making sure one of the guys wasn't going to be a leech. Guys can be gold diggers too, it's actually pretty common
25:13 good luck to this woman I'm sure the handsome tall millionaire she wants is looking for a shallow 32 year old w an inflated ego. Whoever deleted my comment you're enabling this type of shit
Charlie has managed to keep a consistent stream schedule,youtube video schedule on top of cooking up this channel he has Godslap and Plague Seeker the man has been working hard and has made no excuses i didint forget about moistesports as well very impressive Charlie o7
having her come out and move them around was soul crushing to watch absolutely brutal.
Mitch seems like the sweetest guy tho tbh
I was pulling for Mitch hard, but I honestly feel like he dodged a bullet
@@michaelonmichaelonmichael yeah she only cared for money🤷🏼♀️
Yes he does!
@@michaelonmichaelonmichael I know dude I was devastated when he got sent home!!
@@chelseyhussein7899she only asked it on the pasta part tho. The rest of the time she didn't talk about it.
She's a huge red flag, and will be single for many more years.
pizel
How do
she's a MASSIVE red flag
Projection
YEP! Flags waving higher than Mt. Everest.
Dr. Eggman looks def cooler with the snake.
Jokes aside I really like his looks and wish I could have a beard that cool
i’m commenting early but i adore mitch i love his calm energy and respectfulness!!! so sweet :))