What are you even talking about? Abel was clearly trampled to death, something must have spooked the herd 🦬 god ain't gunna say shit either, because Yahweh is just some old war/metallurgy god originally part of the Canaanite pantheon and commanded the Hebrews to kill all of his witnesses so they can't tell the world he is a FAKE! THATS right Christians/Jews/Muslims, your god is a demon. Wanna fight me? That's how you piss off most of the worlds population, lol bet this will get deleted. But in the slightest chance it doesn't, EVERYONE should spread the message! Yahweh/Allah is evil, a murderous genocidal ¶3D0 who is guilty of all his own "laws" Come and fight me "Yahweh" I'll send you back to where you came from, because I know what you are.
“What have I done again... what have I done some more?”.... smack smack* “what have I continued to do?” Always gets me, even as a straying believer of God... I’m drunk
I watched it on a stream service instead of the DVD that we own(not bc I was lazy but bc the hubs has it on his semi) and I noticed it lacks some of the good stuff.
I came here because I was pretty sure Paul Rudd played Abel, but the cast list didnt list Abel at all. And I needed to confirm for myself that Paul Rudd played Abel.
Lol when I was a teenager me and my older brother would get high but we never had a working internet so we couldn't watch sht online, but we had this movie downloaded on our computer so we ended up watching this movie soo many times and even to this day we sometimes quote the lines from this movie xD this flick is legendary
Yeah Cain was cursed. His punishment was to wander the earth for 700 years. In the dinner scene after this where Cain is questioned about Abel, the writers took a short version of the Genesis 4:9 verse where God asks Cain where is your brother Abel and Cain replies back “am I his keeper?” David Cross says the same thing right before he leaves the dinner table.
This part, and movie, is absolutely hilarious. When it comes to LPM's (laughs per minute), it makes my top 20 list. Can't believe it got panned by critics. Everyone that I know loves it.
That's a good term lpm This movie is full of good characters, cain, Jack black random noises and the eurotrip hooligan vinny Jones loud cockney accent in ancient Mesopotamia are the biggest laughs for me
"this is where you diiie!!" Jack black does this robust rock n roll scream a few times in this movie and it always makes me laugh because no one's on board with it.
My dad and brother physically attacked me as an adult I defended myself they called the police 2 separate times and had me convicted of a felony disturbing the peace I had no felonys before I defended myself by physically fighting back
"What have I done?"
"What have I done again?"
"What have I continued to do?"
Honestly, that’s my favorite lines in the movie. 😄💜
What have I done some more?
Lmao
My favorite part! Keep me laughing
I say these words almost every day 😂 😂
i just love how abel doesn't actually ever hit cain, cain starts the fight and then just murders him pretty much
He disrespected him where I’m from bad things happen you know we don’t murder, but definitely rough them up a little you know what I’m saying
@@zacharyhoy1933 it’s a movie calm down kid from the suburbs
@@NocturnalAndres just be quiet I ain’t talking to you. Man needs some attention so he just buds in 😂☺️🤡
@@zacharyhoy1933 you responded to a year old comment. You need that attention way more 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤖
You obviously didn't see the part where he choked him
“It’s like he killed him self.”
“A cry for help if anything.”
Ways to avoid a hostile situation
Lmao!
I'm watching this movie and happened to see this comment the exact same time he said it in the scene 😅😅
Survival of the fittest 😂
What are you even talking about?
Abel was clearly trampled to death, something must have spooked the herd 🦬
god ain't gunna say shit either, because Yahweh is just some old war/metallurgy god originally part of the Canaanite pantheon and commanded the Hebrews to kill all of his witnesses so they can't tell the world he is a FAKE!
THATS right Christians/Jews/Muslims, your god is a demon.
Wanna fight me?
That's how you piss off most of the worlds population, lol bet this will get deleted. But in the slightest chance it doesn't, EVERYONE should spread the message!
Yahweh/Allah is evil, a murderous genocidal ¶3D0 who is guilty of all his own "laws"
Come and fight me "Yahweh" I'll send you back to where you came from, because I know what you are.
One of my favourite scenes. This movie was clearly underrated. The producers were really spot on casting David Cross as Cain 😂👌
This comment made me laugh harder than the video 🤣🤣
“What have I done again... what have I done some more?”.... smack smack* “what have I continued to do?” Always gets me, even as a straying believer of God... I’m drunk
Are your straying days over ?
Are your straying years over?
Have you strayed some more? Sip sip* have you continued to stray?
My favorite scene 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Are you calling me.. a murderer ? 🤨"
Did i, did i say that?
I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER
“Tonight we feast” 😂😂
Love how he sounded like nacho.
*arrows scatter*
One of the few movies I can watch over and over again. It never gets old.
I watched it on a stream service instead of the DVD that we own(not bc I was lazy but bc the hubs has it on his semi) and I noticed it lacks some of the good stuff.
It's hilarious and every scene of dialog is funny as hell.
It was then that George Michael realized his uncle Tobias was a cold blooded killer
Glad someone made this joke
Tobias? That was Mrs .. er, Mr Featherbottom...
I read that in the narrator's voice
3:08 Jack Black’s facial expressions here just kill me😂
3:10
Yeah a Cow Eat 😂
I came here because I was pretty sure Paul Rudd played Abel, but the cast list didnt list Abel at all. And I needed to confirm for myself that Paul Rudd played Abel.
ME TOO, he’s not listed at all.
Yepp
Same here lol
Maybe because paul Rudd was pretty much an obscure actor in 2009 ..?
@@mustafaalshawi5270 that’s just not true lol. He was big at the time
“Ahhh stooop it Abel” lmao
Favorite movie of all time for me
Lol when I was a teenager me and my older brother would get high but we never had a working internet so we couldn't watch sht online, but we had this movie downloaded on our computer so we ended up watching this movie soo many times and even to this day we sometimes quote the lines from this movie xD this flick is legendary
That's sad
You’re lying
Still better than Disney’s Star Wars trilogy
@@AwestynJaxxxson no u
then later he blames them for the death of his brother while they are being sentenced to death
I loved that part lol
I looked up “two horses playing” and found this video
I love how they turned the Bible story into comedy. Amazing
Edit: but wait... Isn't Cain supposed to be cursed now?
A lot of bad things happen to cain after this one being getting struck by lightning
@@yoholup19 well tbh he was a wanderer. That was his curse.
Yeah Cain was cursed. His punishment was to wander the earth for 700 years.
In the dinner scene after this where Cain is questioned about Abel, the writers took a short version of the Genesis 4:9 verse where God asks Cain where is your brother Abel and Cain replies back “am I his keeper?” David Cross says the same thing right before he leaves the dinner table.
To us Christians it's serious and will remain serious
@@sakellarioudimitris7439 lighten up will you
cain and abel stole the show lol
" I welcome us to you"🤣🤣💀
Lmfaoo this movie brings back good memories from the good ol days
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!! RIGHT?!!
I'm really disappointed that I got the story of Cain and Abel backwards and came here to see what actually happened.
2:14 when someone talks about you.
That would be the part I'd run for my God-given life.
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You know he kind of makes a point there were two of them they could have stopped it. LOL
true
Hey.. did you just shoot my cow?
Didn't you see in the beginning he shot an arrow at the cow, that's why he said that.
@@ThePussyDestroyer69. Duhh.
Scene was genius lol love Jack black
Lmao this movie is so good I can't get enough of it. 😂
Soooo many layers and facets
I DIDN’T MURDER MY BROTHER!!! I didn’t!
🤣
🤣
This part, and movie, is absolutely hilarious. When it comes to LPM's (laughs per minute), it makes my top 20 list. Can't believe it got panned by critics. Everyone that I know loves it.
That's a good term lpm
This movie is full of good characters, cain, Jack black random noises and the eurotrip hooligan vinny Jones loud cockney accent in ancient Mesopotamia are the biggest laughs for me
"what have i continued to do", that hits hard after reading Ishmael
How could one get to read it? I've never heard of it
I've heard of Ishmael but not a book of Ishmael
@@carlamarlene2927 ishmael by Daniel Quinn, i mean
@@MH-ms1dg thanks! I'll try to read it. Always love a good read
@@carlamarlene2927 no problem!
“Uh what do you mean we? I don’t wanna play the blame game but you’re the one who hit him.” 😂😂
I was dying laughing
What have I continued to do?? 😭😘😂
I welcome us to you 😂😂
Self defense! Clearly self defense! What have i continued to do? 😂😂😂😂
Such an underrated comedy. I love this movie. I quote it all the time. Classic.
"this is where you diiie!!" Jack black does this robust rock n roll scream a few times in this movie and it always makes me laugh because no one's on board with it.
So Who's with MEEEEEAH
The way he says “ohhh stoppp itttt able” gets me every time
Nothing wrong with a little horse play
Me: *makes horse sound
Lol 🕊 😆 🤣 😂 😹 ThankYOU 4Sharing!!!💙💜 🕊 MuchLove !!!
"what have i've done some more!?....
"what have i continued to do?.." LMAO
Po and Minion r dealing with murder 😂😂
you calling me a murderer? 😡😡
Nah did I say that?? 😳
This comment entered my sight right when David Cross started saying the sentence
"Youre a suckle up" 😂
Had to look this clip up by memory, Rudd isn't even credited!! 😂😂
This is my favorite scenes in the movie
Abel is always pictured as noble. I like the twist here where he is a condescending ahole XD
He still didn't deserve to die.
🤣🤣 the way jack black moves out of the way and screams when they start fighting
“Just let them settle it ……:::::…….. I guess that settles it.”😂
What??
Po & Crane in live action lol 😂
And also Scott Pilgrim and Ant Man
I love how later, he tries to pin the murder on them when they are about be stoned to death lol.
“He’s just resting” “in pieces! That man is dead!” “He’s so tired”
"He's...tuckered out from the fight"
This movie reminds me of the classic movie History Of the World! 😂
This movie rules
I love that scene. Abel taunts Cain then it's overkill. JB and his sidekick are terrified.🤣🤣
“Stop it Abel. Are trying to choke me to death Abel?
(Mockingly) yes Cain I am.
Self defense!! CLEARLY! Self defense!!”
Saw this movie on Netflix recently and i fucking loved it lol
You need to see the uncut version. Sooo much more content.
This is how I felt like when my boyfriend cheated on me three times. X'D
…then it’s a good thing that you never had the strength and conviction as Cain did…
He didn't cheat. It was a little horseplay
THREE?! This is how I felt when mine cheated ONCE
Were they consecutive and you found out all at once or were they three separate times? Because in the latter situation, well fool me once as they say.
been there
I just imagine this is Dwight and Jim from the office
Crazy how someone like Abel just kills himself in self defense.
Short for suckle up is way underrated
😅😅☠️☠️ Laugh too hard at that scene every time! 🏆🏆
Such a Monty Python style movie.
Whenever I hear "horseplay", I always think of this scene.
" That's how we do it"!! Lmao saying it like ppl in the hood say it. Hahha
"These guys are morons they live in a tree." Lol😂
Suny..that" i" welcome us to you greting phenomenon played dimensional wing in its essence of 4th in particular or LA :)
Love this damn movie!
love this movie, have no idea why the ratings were so low
This was the funniest scene in this movie
Is that Scott from Scott Pilgrim vs the World?😂
scOtT fRoM ScOtT pIlLgRiM
Yes and thats jack from jack black
Yea lol
Michael Cera
Of course, I love that movie
Who am I gonna tell? I would really only tell him, and he's a witness as well... 😂😂
“What’ve I done again!”
Lmfao
As a Christian I find this hilarious and I'm pretty sure God has a sense of humour where else do we get it lol
My dad was a huge believer and did not enjoy people "making fun" of Christianity. But he LOVED this movie 😂 I completely agree!
Me when i gamble
This movie is big time underrated. I loved it.
It’s between this and Burny Burny Cut Cut.
Lol... Its horseplay, one murders another one
Poor Abel.
Succ is the OG Simp
This is how it really went down
Under-rated film
"It's like he killed himself!"
"Neighhhh"
:D
We love Paul Rudd
The actor who plays Cane is such an underrated comedic actor
He's probably one of the most recognized and beloved comedians, definitely not underrated
Tonight we feast 🤣🤣🤣
Funny but this is forever my favorite take on the world's 1st ever murder.
Love how he keeps say why
Guess that settles it
“WHAT?!?” 💀
Am i the only one that wants a Cain and Abel movie?🤣😭
Its like he killed himself!
"woah did you guys see that!!" 😂😂😂🤦
O is a maker of arrows. Explains why those arrows were ineffective.
Genndy Tarakovsky's "Primal"
LOL
Abel wanted to push him or so but Cain took it way too far
"he's tuckered out from the fight"
Cain they say it's all over for you boy
“Why don’t you make me…. muah “
What have I continued to do.. lol
That man was literally using full strength to hit him with the rock and killed him💀💀💀
My dad and brother physically attacked me as an adult I defended myself they called the police 2 separate times and had me convicted of a felony disturbing the peace I had no felonys before I defended myself by physically fighting back
Wow