AJR - The Click - Album Review
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- Опубліковано 15 лип 2017
- For my 794th review, I have the opportunity to discuss AJR's grandiose sophomore experiment - and discover something for this decade worth "recognizing" indeed.
Best Songs: N/A
Worst Songs: I can't... too many, I just can't...
1/10
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Thanks for watching!
You've made me want to listen to it now Mark
Oh hey Oliver, love your channel
Me too
Yes Mark made me I even commented something nice on the AJR video.Im having a crisis
Trust me man, its not worth it
Hold on a damn minute...
Man 21 minutes! Spectrum Pulse records broken in this review:
1. Longest Album Review Solo
2. Most F-Bombs Dropped in a Vid
3. First 1/10
Well, the longest album review he's done alone. Some of his collab reviews with ARTV and thelpclub I think have been longer than this.
Scott Rohrbeck Your right. Time for a edit.
Honestly, I'm surprised it wasn't a 0/10 myself.
He said fuck plenty of times in his previous videos
He gave the new The Chicks album a longer review
I guess this album didn't... "click" with you, Mark.
I'll kill myself now.
Album Surgeon Reviews Honestly i'll take any joke over this joke of an "album" AKA just an autotuned pile of garbage
Disx 131 This was an album? I thought it was the choirs of Hell bellowing at me.
"Should I go for more clicks this year, or should I follow the click in my ear?"
If it's the click of a handgun, the latter. #Edgy
Album Surgeon Reviews it was a very "weak" album. (kill me)
Yeah, I wouldn't want A Jan Reality, would I? Yeah, I wouldn't want people to be able to click on a link to save Godjan, would I? Yeah, I wouldn't want God to stay alive and have sex (in his reality), would I?
"I've read season 5 glee fan fiction" - Mark Grondin
He even came across a Glee fanfic he really liked a while back, one about a zombie apocalypse.
>Fire graphics on the title card
>Best songs: N/A
>Worst songs: I can't
>Pre-review announcement of being NSFW
Daaaaaaamn, he fuckin' hates this shit.
twenty one pilots' fans hate you? Surprising considering your acclaim for Blurryface in your review.
Zach If I'm not mistaken, they didn't like the fact that he tried labeling them into some genre when he reviewed their previous album Vessel in his earlier years.
They got mad at Mark's 8/10 review of Vessel.
Yes, you read that right.
21 pilots hardcore fans are just beyond retarded.
I'm part of the Clique and I think most of it is cancer
Nicklas Wachter makes perfect sense as to why Warner Bros would market this group towards this audience.
Plasticized skullfuck
Clustrofuck
Noxious scrotal discharge
Pulsating abomination
Skin-crawlingly atrocious
I love this guys vocabulary
I do too. @Spectrum Pulse is the best.
Crocodile f|_|ckers too lol
I'm borrowing these phrases to describe the new Blackpink album. Thank you Spectrum Pulse!
Dick-shreddingly gross
this is the best review in existence
This wasn't a review, this was a roast
No, a roast is usually more friendly and well-intended. This review is anything but friendly.
Dirk Peloquin Or more of a full fledged public execution
It wasn't even a roast, it was a slaughtering.
B-HOP Hey, have you reviewed this on your website?
Dirk Peloquin It's not a roast when it's 100% false
I love AJR too! Its so great to see another fan making such a supportive video!
I thought the album was fun in the dumbest way possible but godDAMN this is one of the sickest roasts I've ever seen.
funny to see you here
Oh my GOD. This was so good Mark, the sheer anger that built up in you throughout the review, it almost makes me happy. The ending with the yelling and the fuck you's was classic, kudos man, one of your best ever reviews.
ARTV does this mean you are going to suffer through this album?
Jaden Just He already did, and gave it a 3/10. He did a five in one review about a month back, and it was the last album he covered in that video
Will Calton ok. Gotta check that review out
Hey John. Finally Found a place and a job again. Playlist is now officially up to date.
JEFF!!!! YOU'RE BACK! I'm so happy to hear you're back on your feet. Hit me up on Twitter if you need to chat man.
My claim to fame is putting this on Mark's schedule
jesus christ
The Wonky Angle I know I'm three months late but REVIEW IT
Gonna start a gofundme for an AJR and Sam Hunt collab album.
Now THAT would probably be Mark's first 0/10.
FlipTrackz 😂 please also put that up on his patreon!
featuring Florida Georgia line.
So are we calling this album "Fuck You, Mark"?
Zachary Jones Only if Jake Paul mercifully decides not to make an album.
'This review will NOT be safe for work. There will be a lot of profanity in descriptive, and frankly DISGUSTING varieties. [if you have an issue with this,] I Highly recommend you skip away NOW, because the next few paragraphs of this script will probably piss you off a bit.'
C'mon, there's no way it could be _that_ bad!
*Lots of minutes later*
'Fuck this record, fuck everyone at Warner Bros who decided to bankroll this, fuck the culture that would enable/excuse them, and if you INFLICT this on anybody, _fuck you too!_'
Guys... *I think this album broke him.* I now know what a man losing his mind is like!
I just realized that this is the most "how do you do, fellow kids" album to ever be released by a major record label.
It’s better than most major record label songs that are about drugs or the 30 exes the “artist” has
@@Cashcorn No actually, it isn't. The issue with the song is it tries to do the absolute bare minimum to differentiate itself from those albums by making it about boring mediocre dudes and using awful annoying quirky samples. Then it expects us to be impressed and astounded and relate to what is essentially a glitter coat of paint over some completely normal ass boring pop songs with identical structure to the "exes and drugs lmao" pop songs.
@@FirstnameLastname-ju7em What I think is better is a matter of opinion. And they also compose and write their own music. I hate it when “artists” buy songs and beats from others and then claim it as their own.
@@Cashcorn those both sound much more interesting than this, and there are tons of artists making that kind of music who write their own songs
@@nykcarnsew2238 Name a couple of artists who write, compose, and sing their own songs (that aren’t generic) and I’ll be sure to check them out.
man, I'm worried about your blood pressure now
Andrea Luna I'm worried about mine lol
Spectrum Pulse's negative reviews are always his best ones, but... woah... THIS is... something else.
I know right, this review sucks, I can’t wait for him to get bombarded with hate
The review was good And sp was correct
AJR Stan 🤣
@@turboshazed7370 ...No, I agree with him.
@@done___ I was not talking to you read the reply that stands out like a piece of shit.
I grew up on D I S N E Y, but this don't feel like D I S N E Y
You say I turned out fine, I think I’m still turning out
@@roscothechampion5585 I hope you stick around
Were gonna figure it out
When I'm still turning out
@@brandonholton4107 pUt QuInOa iN mY fRiDgE, sTiLL i’M nOt FeELiNg GrOwN
1.5K people clearly turned a deaf ear to what he said at the beginning of the video
No I heard him, just wanted to squeeze in my dislike before I was out of here ;)
@@piausc4712 well that's even worse. You disliked the video before even listening to his arguments
@@daniilromanenko3677
Honestly this video is a pain to watch. I tried but not based on what he said, but it’s just so stressful like even if I haven’t ever heard of ajr. Also it’s not his opinions, it’s just the way he’s presenting it which I don’t like. It’s my opinion, but I’m not trying to change yours.
@@piausc4712 I couldn't understand how you worded that but whatever, this album sucks.
@@vicstonek9
I already know you guys think that, if you don’t have any reasoning or anything to defend your claim than just move on with your day
This is Mark’s Speedin’ Bullet 2 Heaven
Reading through the angry comments is glorious.
OMG I love your channel
But do you actually like the album?
NATE WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU BEAUTY
Review the AJR album my good sir
NateIsLame sup nate
"If it was ever presented to a marketing director, he would make the whole corporate office commit seppuku." - Mark 2017
“It’s like Andy Grammar without the grit.” LOL
It's AJR. They aren't supposed to have grit.
@@jeremyusreevu237
Yeah they’re supposed to have no grit actually
The most important question is: wait, you read “Glee” fan fiction???
All kidding aside, I’d love to see a “Glee” retrospective from you, Mark! It was such an unexpected cultural phenomenon, and one that dissipated just as quickly - I think that you’d be able to synthesize what made it so popular so quickly.
This is Mark’s most iconic moment that I’ve seen on his channel when it comes to album reviews. It is one of the most awe inspiring things I’ve ever seen. It almost makes me want to go listen to the album just to see if it lives up to the hate. But my depression is bad enough. I will spare myself.
Very smart to value your mental health over letting curiosity torture you
Why are you reading Season 5 Glee fanfic
Mark reaching the crescendo of his rage as Bud Like You blasts in the background makes the whole thing sound like the album having some sort of glorious celebratory death parade for itself and I couldn’t be happier watching it.
It's sad TOPs fanbase has gotten such a toxic reputation you almost don't want to claim to be a fan of the band you've loved since late 2012. Great review, Mark. Love how worked up garbage gets you, lol.
If these guys have the billboard hot 100 hit streak that twenty one pilots had in 2016, I'm gonna be seriously worried for Marks sanity.
Not likely. Weak just died on pop radio.
Zachary Jones Tear In My Heart did the exact same thing, just sayin
Was Tear In My Heart even sent to pop radio in the first place?
Zachary Jones It charted, so it must have been played on pop radio a few times.
Zachary Jones I heard it once on a radio station. And of course I've heard Stressed Out, Ride, and Heathens countless times on the radio
This was the most eloquent way to say fuck you I've ever heard
Totally 😂
This is the best use of the English language ever.
Whoa! When you're forced to "look on the bright side" of albums like Angelic 2 the Core and Speeding Bullet to Heaven that's a horrifically bad sign.
I'm... morbidly curious now. On a scale of 1 to One More Light how pissed off am I gonna be listening to this thing?
The Rock Critic I'd say 11.
The Rock Critic Petite Mort, I think
The Rock Critic hi senpai crash
4.5 one more lights/5
The Rock Critic 3005
I got a cure for The Click.
Enter Shikari's 'The Spark'
Holy shit, this is the angriest Canadian I've ever seen... I love it
Lol
There is beautiful vocabulary in this video
I have to agree lol
B E L L I C O S E
This is music criticism history
Mark this was funniest review I've ever seen from you
Caymaster The review is better than the album
@@guylikesthings eh, I found it most boring apart from when he gets mad, he just repeats the same stuff to sound smarter each time
I didn't even know he was Canadian until he said "saury" xD
a landmark of music criticism
You gave The Click a 10 and DAMN a 3? What kind of critic are you?
Blondieflay Wait what
wrong channel
Spectrumthony Pulsetano
Awfully Memetano here, Internet's busiest awful memes.
Honestly this might be my favorite review of yours so far. Love the raw, explicit no bs approach.
Whether or not the album is good,at least the album art is beautiful to look at
Jack Bointon Human Condition meets Mobile Orchestra.
Goddess Of Change hahahaha
Goddess Of Change yeah, it definitely reminded me of Mobile Orchestra at first
It also shows AJR, and what they're music is like, in my opinion.
I'm so glad I'm not the only person who noticed that the melody of "Netflix Trip" sounded suspiciously similar to "Human" by Jon Bellion
well Hand Of God sounds suspiciously similar to Overture on AJR’s first album, which came out first.
lol okay, I'm gonna say this right now: I enjoy both bands quite a bit. AJR has problems, but I really do respect them and enjoy the majority of their songs. But their original Overture (nor their new Overture) don't SOUND anything like Hand of God. The IDEA of mashing most of the songs on the album into a piece was similar, sure. But this is not a new idea in the lightest sense. A traditional Overture was mainly used in classical music at first (I believe) where it served as a prelude to the show. It, too, combined several of the ideas of the upcoming music into a single piece. My point here is that there's a difference between using a trope that's been in music for several centuries and blatantly ripping off a melody that's used in about a third of a song
I'm sorry but 20:11 to 20:22 just had me laughing so much. I doubt we will ever see Mark this angry and it's kind of entertaining.
pokemonand9 the last few spots on worst of 2016 was also funny.
Thijs van asselt Also on the Worst of 2015:
"People who are scared of their own testicles need music too"
I’ve read his pre-video blogs where he dropped F-bombs like it was Christmas.
@@gabeguarin1096 i’m an ajr fan and even to me that was just absolutely hilarious JEJSKEID
I love AJR, but this video has always been my favorite video on youtube.
I mean, do you see some truth in what he says?
oh my god this was genuinely fucking brutal.
Still an amazing review. Absolutely love this because it sums up how I feel about this album. I hate how the writing embodies people who don’t care about anything in their life, I hate the autotune scat breakdowns throughout the album, and I hate their somehow vocal fanbase. I’ve seen interviews of the group and they’re definitely good people. I just wish they’d make better music
I think It's just about music taste... I like AJR but I know that not everyone will like it. For example I don't like rap. My opinion🤞
@@laurar5072 yeah. And if you like them, more power to you. I respect your opinion
Ok orchestra?
When I saw the 21-minute run-time, the flames around the thumbnail, and the description, I nearly went and grabbed some popcorn. And this review definitely didn't disappoint. As much as I feel for you that you had to listen to this album enough to review it, I think the end result is one of your most entertaining reviews ever.
I would say I hope the next album you cover isn't so painful for you to listen to, but I don't think it's possible for that to NOT happen.
Bud Like You is genuine nightmare fuel
IKR, probably one of the absolute WORST songs I have ever heard in my entire life, if not THE worst.
It sounds like a Disney reject
Actually come to think about it half this albums does
Bud Like You is as nightmare inducing as a Bob Ross painting.
This was amazing!! Please do more like this! It's always great to see a reviewer really express their emotions for an album (both positive and negative :)
This comment section is a war
Mark: 20:02
Sam hunt: *ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME?*
This review stands as one of the best - if not the best dismantling of any record yet. The vocabulary used + the roasts (see the glee fan-fiction one) are incredible. LOVE IT
The writing of this review is more interesting than the actual album
the words that came out of your mouth this day
*i could use these*
"If this were presented to a marketing director, he'd order everyone in the corporate office to commit seppuku."
This review is a work of art
Legendary review.
How AJR Makes Music:
Person A: "Let's make a song about [insert random batshit crazy idea for a song that no sane person over the age of 13 would ever come up with]."
Person B: "Sure, bro."
If you've seen Ethan/TheDoubleAgent's Almost Hits of the 2010s video, you'll know what I'm talking about.
20:02 Mark correctly predicts his next 1/10, holy shit
the alternate title: spectrum pulse losing his marbles over ajr for 21 minutes straight
fantastic review! you almost exceeded CoverKillerNation's meltdowns over bad metal albums.. I'm impressed, and happy you torched this sonic nightmare. Thanks for the laughs.
UA-cam doesn't show it anymore unless you use an extension, but the like/dislike ratio on this one is practically 1:1. AJR fans were _furious_ over this one. But you know what I think?
I think Mark didn't go hard enough. Legitimately shocked this didn't get a 0.
i’m pretty sure the only reason this didn’t get a 0/10 is because he doesn’t do those
What if you made a review with the description "watch/10" but then as you gave the score you would still say watch/10 and end the vid.
Usually, when I see an album from an act I've never heard of reviewed by you, it's because it's some amazing work and a solid contender for the year-end list(s).
I will now sincerely retract that self-advice.
personally i like AJR and this album
seeing all of these comments from AJR stans makes me cringe my face into my skull though
i take it back this album is actually inconsistent as hell
this video is true history
also watching the ajr fans get mad in the comments is hilarious 💀
like dude chill its just a review. he’s allowed to have an opinion
Yeah ikr, theyre so salty 💀
AJR the LJN of music
3 years later, this is still the best album review Mark has ever made.
I'd never heard of AJR before you talked about them on Billboard Breakdown.
I guessed that the name was just the first letters of their first names.....
...and I was right. Why am I not surprised?
perhaps the 1st 1/10 on this channel?
edit: S P O I L E R S
it is.
Timon Reissing Yep.
He's had a total of 5 2/10s on the channel, but this is his first 1/10.
Tejas Kalyan for an album to be a 0, it basically has to be not music.
I wonder if 6ix9ine's album will get that rating or another 1?
AJR must have the saltiest fans bc their music is always getting panned LMAO
I guess but in the end I just mostly like the music and vocals together but if that's not good then I'm not lol
Yes, Im usually very accepting of opinions different from mine but honestly the mass hatred for AJR has just became extremely irritating to me
@@Alexander-hi8bo nah im feeling it their music def deserves it
@@faro8784 no, I don’t think so
@@Alexander-hi8bo ok I respect that
Brad Taste brought me here.
I love that intelligent people dunk on AJR. It's the first thing that comes to my mind when I think about NPC Music.
L. AJR is an awesome band.
@@jeremyusreevu237no one is safe from you Lol
I haven’t even listened to this album: I just clicked on this because I like seeing Mark rant!
Best review so far. Especially the ending oh wow, loved itttt
Never knew voltorb could curse.
You, sir, just got a sub from...absolutely no one who matters to you. But this was _fiery._ Bravo!
Loving this my dude. The album and the review.
this review has better rapping than kamikaze
I read the description thinking there were songs on the album titled N/A and I can't, too many I just can't.
You know an album is bad when even voltorb starts to swear
Cool to see you reviewing a band like this! Didn't even know they were even on your radar
The Hitchhiking Hatbox he covered them on billboard breakdown
I totally forgot they even charted
Basically what happened was that on his Patreon schedule, there were a large build up of albums that weren't rising up the schedule, so we were allowed to mark them "short' if they didn't seem like they'd be covered up the schedule, to help clear it up and make sure our requests were heard, even if not in the full format.
AJR was marked "short" but... it did not end up being a short analysis, as we can see.
This was the most painful album I’ve ever listened to!
This roast was the most iconic thing of the decade
I'd say that was the Dead petz roast by Fantano
Yeah The Best Roast In The 2010s Ever I Don't khow Why UA-cam Does Not put this vd In UA-cam rewind I don khow Come On
Anime America's Review of High Guardian Spice sent me back here because wow Robyn went this level angry
Watching this on April 22 2019: Wow I cannot wait for Mark to review the new AJR album in a few days he is going to rip it apart.
LZ I can’t wait!
omg yes! I've been waiting for this!
This is one of the best roasts to an album of all time.
Person: I don’t really like AJR. They’re not my kind of music.
Spectrum Pulse: hold my beer
Well, I believe this is now my favorite review from you. :)
Grey Descendant of Rats Download it before Warner finds it
Damn Mark, I love this intensity, keep it up!
mark why were you reading glee fanfic
I was finding it hard to watch this video because of the music in the background
This album is like a bunch of business suits threw every terrible modern pop cliche into one abysmal album
"Unless Sam Hunt breaks the time space continuum and drop a worse album..."
...and Sam Hunt dropped an album in 2020
and fantano also gave it a 1/10 💀
Hey AJR fans, if you’re angry... he did tell you to click away.
“Click” away. Ha.
@@cbrad_edits ha... ha ha
@starstruck 04 hey winter. I've seen you in a lot of these lol
@starstruck 04 lol actually listening to them rn trying out me new heelys
@starstruck 04 so I was running through living room and some fan mashups. How was osn? I almost bought a ticket.
is it a 1 because it's the shape of a middle finger
If this is your first 1/10 that Chris Brown double album will be your first 0 (if you review it)
Edit: yeah i dont think he will review it, but it would be hilarious to see what he thinks. Also thanks for the likes, now i feel mildly important! :D
Disx 131 he doesn't give out 0's. He believes that all art is, well, art, and that alone is deserving of at least 1/10 credit.
naw party was alright
he gave x a 4 and FoAF a 3. It'll be a 2 at worst.
He didn't like Party, though.
Disx 131 He said he refuses to review it
He said that he doesn't want to review it. He may end up having to review it if we ask for it. That is, if we're willing to ask for it at our own risk.
After 4 years of reviews, the day has finally come: the day Mark gives out his first 1. Ever since you gave out your first 2 (Sremmlife), I was always curious when you'd ever give out a 1.
I thought I wanted a neotheater review but now I’m too scared to even ask
God dang, this is the first video of yours I've watched. I'm a huge 21 pilots and Jon Bellion fan, and I loved this album. However, I also loved this video. Good job man
I eventually caved and heard the album and... yeah it was stupid and shallow but... I couldn't hate it though. It's too precious. and a few songs are actually catchy. I'd feel wrong to punch down, so I just infrequently revisit this video so Mark can do it for me.