Skyrim, but I'm a terrible assassin (User Quests Day 1)

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @Joov
    @Joov Рік тому +229

    Naturally, this one is taking a bit longer than expected lol. Excited to dive into the other "quests" once we finish this one though!

    • @fronski8502
      @fronski8502 Рік тому +17

      I have a cool Skyrim quest
      The titel: couple reforming
      Go to every (of a lot) of the Skyrim couples. Investigate their relationship and find out who is the worst partner. Kill that partner, that way, only the best partners will be all over Skyrim, and better couples will exist😊😌
      It would make me really happy if u used this quest, please consider it

    • @JoshuaKevinPerry
      @JoshuaKevinPerry Рік тому +13

      I kinda wish you soul trapped Angi, then she'd be with you always

    • @DannyQ1988
      @DannyQ1988 Рік тому +24

      Nazeem prefers men, his dialogue when naked as a male is different to when naked as a female, if male, he will say your making him unseasonably warm whereas as a female he never says that line, my own theory is that his marriage to Ahlam is for appearances only or maybe even political in nature and he does in fact shove himself up the Jarls backside lol, there is also the fact that Ahlam may in fact be cheating on Nazeem with Priest from the temple, all three npcs have a key to the cut house that Nazeem and his wife were meant to get

    • @DRP3ck3r
      @DRP3ck3r Рік тому +2

      can you link the modlist here? and more morrowind please

    • @joshalmightyblades
      @joshalmightyblades Рік тому +1

      IF YOU FAIL 1ST TRY, ALLOW YOURSELF FOLLOWERS ON THE SKYRIM CHALLENGE THIS TIME! SON OF TURKEY STICK!!!

  • @DarkRue1701
    @DarkRue1701 Рік тому +165

    When I suggested this, I swear I didn't think it would be so complicated. Maybe 10 targets were too much. Also, Assassin's Speed is a badass name!!

    • @Joov
      @Joov Рік тому +38

      Yeah we'll likely leave it after the 5th target. Angi was heartbreaking so I have a way to write myself into Assassin retirement lolol. Thanks for the suggestion!

  • @KieferBeefer
    @KieferBeefer Рік тому +31

    NGL I would love to literally just watch you play Skyrim in an actual just play through. Watching you play is incredibly entertaining the way that you do all of your planning and stuff in school so I would enjoy watching a full blown series of you just playing like Skyrim 2 play through

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 3 місяці тому +1

      That would basically be "Skyrim, but I play normally"

  • @Megan_Jones688
    @Megan_Jones688 7 місяців тому +20

    I find it impressive how every time I fall asleep with UA-cam on I have never once in the last 6 months woken up to anything but joov. Does not matter what I turn on before from gardening to sleep music to house flipping etc. joov is always the first recommendation UA-cam has for auto play.

    • @Craah74
      @Craah74 4 місяці тому +2

      Same for me... starting to get kinda unnerving, actually... 😂

    • @Grzii
      @Grzii Місяць тому +1

      Literally just woke up to this video lol

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 3 місяці тому +7

    Angi's archery test is probably the best source of high level archery training. She doesn't award archery exp, she awards archery levels. No matter how high your archery already is.

    • @TallulahSoie
      @TallulahSoie Місяць тому

      Yes. Save her mini-quests until level 90!

  • @shockwavve
    @shockwavve 6 місяців тому +8

    Just turning and disabling the child in riverwood without missing a gd beat had me in stitches for way too long 😭😭

  • @dorianshepard2841
    @dorianshepard2841 Рік тому +36

    In retrospect should have sacrificed Faendal to Boethiah

  • @Dorian3824
    @Dorian3824 Рік тому +12

    the dark brotherhood does not start at lvl 5 with the attacks but it actually starts as soon as the game starts. Thats why there are so many theories linking the attacks from the brotherhood with the dragonborns background of wanting to cross the border

  • @AndrewBrownK
    @AndrewBrownK Рік тому +60

    the lore behind Nazeem's bedroom life is actually pretty interesting, I recommend the video about Nazeem by CamelWorks

    • @SuperShortyuussn
      @SuperShortyuussn 11 місяців тому +1

      What's it called?

    • @pandakatiefominz
      @pandakatiefominz 11 місяців тому

      ​@@SuperShortyuussnLiterally look up Nazeem and Camelworks

    • @t-d0ggofficial540
      @t-d0ggofficial540 11 місяців тому +3

      Camel works is such a good Skyrim content creator. Remember the exact video your referencing. One of his BEST videos honestly.

    • @t-d0ggofficial540
      @t-d0ggofficial540 11 місяців тому

      @@SuperShortyuussnbro just look up camelworks Nazeem and trust me you will find it. Very popular video

    • @dumlesbianwithadhd
      @dumlesbianwithadhd 5 місяців тому

      ​@@SuperShortyuussn idk if this is what theyre talking about but Nazeem was supposed to have a house just outside, he has a key for it. I believe another character has on suggesting his wife is cheating on him. Idk his name but works with her

  • @issacyoung7876
    @issacyoung7876 Рік тому +13

    it's so funny to share a name with Issac the editor, just cause as joov talks to him in the video i keep getting caught off guard as this plays in the background

  • @superscatboy
    @superscatboy Рік тому +20

    Started my first door randomizer the other day after watching Joov suffer. Used alternate start mod to start in an inn, two doors - both led to Blackreach 😂 pain

  • @jeremiahpohl3596
    @jeremiahpohl3596 Рік тому +9

    I know that alot of people were talking about it in chat, but its true the dark brotherhood can show up anytime after youbleave Helgen, the earliest ive seen it, is on the walk to Whiterun from Riverwood. Camelworks has a great video on the whole concept and why it actually narratively makes sense.

  • @LyricAndCompany
    @LyricAndCompany Рік тому +14

    Joov, you joke, but I haven't slept all night and I put this VOD on to KEEP me awake. Your wake up yells are falling on very tired ears but I'm here goddamnit!

  • @mlevis05
    @mlevis05 Рік тому +52

    I can’t wait to hear about you waking yourself up with that “good morning! This is your alarm clock!” When UA-cam inevitably auto plays you your own videos 😂😂

  • @dima_keller
    @dima_keller 3 місяці тому +1

    Every time I rewatch it hurts so much that Angi is one of the targets

  • @CrochetxStab
    @CrochetxStab Рік тому +9

    Just wanted to say thanks for the amazing Skyrim content. It’s easily one of my favorite games of all time. Watching you do silly and ridiculous challenges, (playing as a hat was my favorite so far,) has been much needed escapism for me lately.

    • @DietJoov
      @DietJoov  11 місяців тому +4

      I always forget about that one. One of my favorites too!

  • @theorb4011
    @theorb4011 2 місяці тому +1

    maybe some modders should go wild on making the Drunken Huntsman a useful location

  • @blueskirt5842
    @blueskirt5842 11 місяців тому +3

    The non-stop panting happens when you are under the effect of Vegetable Soup and deplete all of your stamina. I do not know why it happens but that's how it happens. You can sometimes fix it by letting the stamina bar refill entirely. Other times you need to save and quit to fix it.
    Also, refrain from dual casting healing spells without the appropriate perk, because dual casting increases the magicka cost by 40%, but it only heals you 10% faster. It's just not very effective.

    • @ReximillionPegasus
      @ReximillionPegasus 4 місяці тому

      incredibly satisfying to have a mystery solved I did not expect to ever have an answer to, cheers

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 3 місяці тому

      vegetable soup very, very slowly restores stamina.
      power attacks cost a certain amount of stamina, but can be done even if you have less, as long as you have more than zero.
      vegetable soup allows for constant power attacks.

  • @kyohaku_chance
    @kyohaku_chance 3 місяці тому +1

    The irony of the beginning that Joov yells at people to wake up, meanwhile I'm using his streams to go to sleep and it made me very awake lmao

  • @allydrawsthings
    @allydrawsthings Рік тому +9

    can confirm your streams are cozy to get baked to

  • @matthewchandler7845
    @matthewchandler7845 Рік тому +9

    7:00 JUST FOR THE RECORD....Joov. You don't have to feel bad about doing MORE skyrim randomizer....thats the beauty of it EVERY time is different so its the "SAME" but like not the same.....Point is we are not going to burn out easily...wonder if a FO4 door randomiser could be next?

  • @KILLERBanshee
    @KILLERBanshee Рік тому +4

    The collection idea is great because it lets people who are interested enough or feeling helpful take a look at it and maybe come up with a compatability patch for it if you plan to use those mods for a while.

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 3 місяці тому

    When you thought about getting money at around the 1 hr mark I remembered that there is a very easy and well paying quest.
    Down in Falkreach is a dude who wants you to deliver the ash of an old friend to the priest at the graveyard. Similar to the quest with the sword in Whiterun.
    The reward is levelled ant at lv 1-9 will give 250 gold, at 10-19 400 and tops out at lv 40 with 750 gold.
    The one in Whiterun gives fixed 20 gold, for a similar task. And both towns are about the same distance from Riverwood.

  • @zzflare
    @zzflare Рік тому +20

    Currently watching while playing Subnautica, I fucking love this game. I'd love to see a video of it with Joov! Maybe just a non recording stream?
    Rest in peace Angi she will be missed 🙏🕊

    • @DietJoov
      @DietJoov  Рік тому +15

      I gotta hand it to whoever suggested her. That felt terrible

  • @dorianshepard2841
    @dorianshepard2841 Рік тому +6

    My man forgot how Camilla looks in vanilla

  • @GuntWastelander
    @GuntWastelander Рік тому +3

    Ketchup is mid on its own, but it’s used to make so many amazing sauces like barbecue sauce, thousand island, most burger/fry sauces, etc.

    • @ReximillionPegasus
      @ReximillionPegasus 4 місяці тому

      I would argue Ketchup is essential for meatloaf and omurice, but besides a few select dishes, for sure lowest tier condiment

  • @ColourlessQueen
    @ColourlessQueen Рік тому +5

    You bag the drunken huntsman but it's where you can find one of the only dark elf companions

    • @superscatboy
      @superscatboy Рік тому +2

      Great for archers too, often has good quality arrows in stock.

    • @DietJoov
      @DietJoov  11 місяців тому +1

      Wait wtf there's a companion at the Drunken Huntsman? No longer making fun of it

    • @Battlbox-gr8ph
      @Battlbox-gr8ph 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@DietJoov yep Jenassa one of the few dark elf companions (my favorite companion in the whole game) and she's able to be married unlike Serana 🙄 (Serana has TRAUMA tbf so understandable)

  • @codypeoples613
    @codypeoples613 4 місяці тому

    You know I've seen this like 6 times and u know that wake up alarm clock joke has saved my ass like twice for getting to work falling asleep to your vod channel😂😂😂 hope u see this all these months later and it brings u a bit of joy.

  • @dima_keller
    @dima_keller 7 місяців тому +1

    Mod is pretty conflict happy, but I love using Scoped Bows especially with settings to only make unique ones scoped. It makes bows like Angi's much more unique

  • @JoshuaKevinPerry
    @JoshuaKevinPerry Рік тому +9

    3:19:21 Angi's Revenge and the 5th target

  • @MelodyOo
    @MelodyOo 11 місяців тому +4

    2:38:21 ultimate Bethesda moment

  • @mitchellmiller5064
    @mitchellmiller5064 7 місяців тому +1

    Isaac did a really good job with the sneak dance montage.

  • @tealtom
    @tealtom Рік тому +3

    HUGE vod fan. i love all your videos and they give me so much inspiration for new playthroughs. thank you for doing everything you do! can not wait to catch you live

  • @alvesrei5357
    @alvesrei5357 2 місяці тому

    "Need more space in between the lines".
    Every good assassin needs more space in his life. 👌

  • @alexisasheep6554
    @alexisasheep6554 11 місяців тому +1

    Usually you can sell firewood to hulda and then take all her stuff for free, for some reason chopped wood makes it ok to loot everything. That's usually how I make some extra money in the beginning of playthroughs, just tale it and sell it right back to her

  • @dima_keller
    @dima_keller 7 місяців тому +1

    "This is so cozy!"
    Exactly! Why would anyone want Angi dead? She's nice character, teaches you archery even gives you a free bow 😢

  • @TheophilosPorter
    @TheophilosPorter Рік тому +4

    Agni used "precision" when she meant "accuracy." That's why she has to die.

  • @simonlinnarsson581
    @simonlinnarsson581 Рік тому +5

    I prefer the vod channel, can watch long streams while I play skyrim myself =)

  • @shawdow1029
    @shawdow1029 Рік тому +1

    10/10 chillest streamer i ever do watch while high

  • @tommyp697
    @tommyp697 Рік тому +2

    Unrelated: I believe Turkey Stick deserves a place at the desk

  • @jillianobrien2449
    @jillianobrien2449 6 місяців тому +1

    2:27 Bro currently trying to fall asleep

  • @Jackieyeet1
    @Jackieyeet1 7 місяців тому +2

    Killing Angi started a lot of villain origin stories in the chat

  • @Shieldz64
    @Shieldz64 Рік тому +1

    you getting faendal like that is proof that this is the greatest game of all time. anything could happen.

  • @sc0tsman1980
    @sc0tsman1980 Рік тому +1

    “Skim milk is water that’s lying about being milk.” - Ron Swanson

  • @casc-ws3gb
    @casc-ws3gb Рік тому +1

    Thanks for the new background noise for my cleaning, it was fun watching this live. Brilliant new joov content 😁

  • @sunsage3754
    @sunsage3754 Рік тому +2

    Camilla got blasted by Homer's makeup shotgun...

  • @nunyabidness39982
    @nunyabidness39982 Рік тому +4

    It IS Friday :o Joov is so SMART and HANDSOME and SMART

  • @themudpit621
    @themudpit621 7 місяців тому

    I love your videos so much it's kind of ridiculous! It's your personality, your ideas, and the lighthearted good time of it all. Thanks so much for providing something truly enjoyable and uplifting and wholesome, it lifts my jaded mopey spirits very much.

  • @beartraptree
    @beartraptree 3 місяці тому

    Joov is entirely correct about fries. The only thing missing from the argument is a take on Sauce Andalouse, but that might just be cause they don't have it in the states.

  • @adamjones3672
    @adamjones3672 Рік тому

    The most forgotten store is the alchemy shop in Falkreath. But in terms of relative foot traffic, sure the Drunken Huntsman probably wins

  • @GlitchedMuse
    @GlitchedMuse 6 місяців тому

    I go to the Drunken Huntsman mainly because it's the only place you can reliably fund good bows. Everywhere else just sells shitty hunting bows 99% of the time. Especially early-game.

  • @xswagsqwatchx9590
    @xswagsqwatchx9590 Рік тому +1

    Dude, the jarl in falkreath is SUCH a snob. He has a whole line of dialogue about how he has tons of cash and a plethora of women.

  • @YdaxraTala
    @YdaxraTala Рік тому +5

    Saw the Skyrim 2 collection earlier today, pretty sure I was the 2nd one to download it. Will give it a thumbs up or whatnot. Keep up the awesome stuff! 😁💯 (Gotta wait 12 hrs to like the collection - gave you a kudos on nexus though if it was you)

  • @dima_keller
    @dima_keller 7 місяців тому

    It does make sense that standing on half bent legs for a while is tiring af, but the stance itself is 100% a gameplay thing,so loosing stamina while sneaking is terrible either way

  • @loganmcgoats
    @loganmcgoats 11 місяців тому

    You should definitly get rechecked for an apple allergy. I was allergic for 13 years. My liver would translate any form of apple (fresh, cooked, fermented, concentrated, whatever) as a heavy dose of alcohol and I would get alcohol poisoning and destroy my liver with just one apple. Suddenly, I developed severe asthma (hospitalized numerous times this year) so I had to get my allergy test redone (13 years after the apple issue), and no more apple allergy :)

  • @crmh4801
    @crmh4801 Рік тому

    I was pretty mad when your “alarm” woke me up but… new joov vod woo!

  • @zackkinard905
    @zackkinard905 Рік тому +2

    When can we expect the next part of this quest? I'm loving this so much

  • @atrixwastaken
    @atrixwastaken Рік тому +2

    I gotta be honest I’ve listened to half you vids to go to bed😂

  • @GoodyTTwo
    @GoodyTTwo Рік тому +1

    8:40 Joov posing like Gary Charlie

  • @lemonlefleur6236
    @lemonlefleur6236 11 місяців тому

    I find it funny that no one recommended the normal DB contracts since you can still kill them even if you don’t join the Brotherhood. Narfi for example is fair game.

  • @hsdfsfdsadfsdf895
    @hsdfsfdsadfsdf895 Рік тому

    Just for fun, I decided to make my own list, trying to focus (mostly) on less frequented places
    Aerin - Riften - simp
    Bolund - Falkreath - racist, mean
    Ranmir - Winterhold - useless drunk, doesn't pay his tab
    Gunding - Whistling Mine, near Winterhold - delusional, needs to be put out of his misery
    Stig Salt Plank - Dawnstar - antagonistic, obnoxious pirate
    Stenvar - Candlehearth Hall, Windhelm - most forgettable follower
    Gorm - Morthal - stupid name
    Horgeir - Dragon's Bridge - hates his life, hated by his wife, drunk
    Ondolemar - Understone Keep, Markarth - pompous thalmor
    Hilde - Riverwood - need to teach Sven a lesson

  • @samikel1159
    @samikel1159 Рік тому +1

    40:35 wtf in my game nazeem always goes to his farm to sleep :D

  • @reeceburrill6938
    @reeceburrill6938 Місяць тому

    Skyrim but you can't touch the roads or go in towns

  • @TheFeltmeister
    @TheFeltmeister Рік тому +5

    BTW your streams are great to get stoned too I get off work kick back roll one up and just relax

    • @mr.frogman1827
      @mr.frogman1827 Рік тому +1

      I play alongside & take a blinker every time a certain condition is met. I get zooted

  • @aliensmoothie6156
    @aliensmoothie6156 Рік тому +2

    i'm too early in the video to know if you've gotten to faendal yet ( i dont remember where he is in the list either lol ), but even for future use, you could kill a follower by doing the quest with the followers of boethiah. they have you strap a follower to a rock and kill them. it's like the first thing they have you do i think, so it would be pretty easy.

    • @JoshuaKevinPerry
      @JoshuaKevinPerry Рік тому

      That's a good idea. Keep going, need creative kills

  • @alkaliwreck2474
    @alkaliwreck2474 11 місяців тому

    I'm allergic to apples, themselves. There's a protein in apples that decomposes when you cook them, but it makes all the soft tissue in my mouth feel fuzzy and itch. Applesauce and pie, all day, but raw apples are a nope, unfortunately.

  • @DragonaireJoy
    @DragonaireJoy 6 місяців тому

    Good job!!! I have PS4 platinum for Skyrim and it was a pain :))) hats off n the nazeem ending was fantastic!!!!

  • @joshcusack422
    @joshcusack422 5 місяців тому

    Milk Drinker: Basically calling someone a baby, saying that they're so weak that they are still attached to their mothers' teat.

  • @jonathancurry121
    @jonathancurry121 Рік тому

    A really cool way to get a kill is to join the dark brotherhood and than when you become the chef and have to poison the food don’t poison the food and than use the root that you get and put it in a poison to One shot any target I would love to see this used in a funny way
    I love your content man I try to watch it all I can

    • @jonathancurry121
      @jonathancurry121 Рік тому

      You can make this poison very powerful at a very low level I’ve personally used it to kill mirak

  • @markgibson4299
    @markgibson4299 Рік тому +2

    This man needs static mesh improvement

  • @xorrozz5354
    @xorrozz5354 5 місяців тому

    The fcking giant left Erik crippled lmfao

  • @charlieawerbuch5352
    @charlieawerbuch5352 Рік тому +1

    "Radiant Raiment - I think that's a store in Oblivion."
    Nope, it's the clothing store in Solitude.

  • @Number5_SCP
    @Number5_SCP Рік тому

    Angi gone but not forgotten

  • @armouredjester1622
    @armouredjester1622 Рік тому

    Nazeem was my favorite, for sure

  • @kasperilindroos2370
    @kasperilindroos2370 10 місяців тому

    Hey Joov I visit Drunken Huntsman every time I play skyrim lol. It's a decent trader to buy an enchanted weapon at the start if they don't have what I want across the street.

  • @dukefanshawe6815
    @dukefanshawe6815 6 місяців тому

    Sublimes bassist is my neighbor. I live in vegas, and Flava flay is my neighbor. I see him at the grocery store.

  • @AndrewBrownK
    @AndrewBrownK Рік тому +1

    great job on Angie!

  • @amelioravictoriadionyssia3323
    @amelioravictoriadionyssia3323 6 місяців тому

    Rent bed
    Sleep for 23 hours, level up
    Sleep for 24 hours
    Get 47 hours, basically 2 days of bed for 1 night of bed

  • @mitchellbachman9797
    @mitchellbachman9797 3 місяці тому

    It would be funny to do a run where the character has a short temper and you have to kill anyone who insults you

  • @user-et6rz8qy4c
    @user-et6rz8qy4c Місяць тому

    He Joov, im mostly a silent enjoyer but H YES YOU ARE THE FIRST ONE TO DISLIKE NON FRESH APPLES IN MY LIFE. EVERYONE THINKS ITS INSANE YOU ARE NOW MY SOUL... content creater.

  • @lunabunny1047
    @lunabunny1047 Місяць тому

    I keep getting Joov mixed with DougDoug.

  • @nickboon1235
    @nickboon1235 Рік тому +2

    I’d never complain about Skyrim with Joov, but I was wondering if you had any plans for starfield yet? I’m so addicted to it lol

  • @ItsLilDavey
    @ItsLilDavey Рік тому +2

    sparking up now cheers!!

  • @Hydralisk777
    @Hydralisk777 10 місяців тому

    Lol bro raskolnikov anise! Loved it! Not sure if someone get the reference though

  • @kingandres3334
    @kingandres3334 4 місяці тому

    @Joov Im so glad im not the only person that despises ketchup, i like tomatoes, hate ketchup

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 3 місяці тому

    Time for a currywurst, because ketchup can be improved

  • @ItzJustSoapy
    @ItzJustSoapy Рік тому

    It be a great help , if there was a url to to mod collection, my dude. Big ups to the vod.

  • @FinnAdventures26
    @FinnAdventures26 11 місяців тому

    Just started watching you this past week and I wish you live streamed on UA-cam big dawg

  • @toltusone
    @toltusone Рік тому +2

    Hehehe...Assassin's Peed.

  • @bearcat1868
    @bearcat1868 Рік тому

    Ah, man. Joov coming for some of my favorite foods. Harsh.

  • @axelwillian7668
    @axelwillian7668 Рік тому

    should've killed faendal by sacrificing him as a companion

  • @sophgoninan625
    @sophgoninan625 Рік тому

    how dose he know that i have woken up and been watching this chanel i feel like im being watched

  • @DietCrystalPepsi
    @DietCrystalPepsi Рік тому +1

    Any plans for doing a run like spiffs recent one with the gates of sovengard collection?? or better yet with constellation collection? I think it would fit Joov content very well.. and make for some nice long play throughs with a truely updated experience.. Im sure others have mentioned it by now...

  • @johnclark222
    @johnclark222 5 місяців тому

    1:44:16 - Out'ta Pawket foreshadowing...

  • @blindcommander
    @blindcommander 6 місяців тому

    Nope. Love ketchup and can put it on ANYTHING. The feeling about ketchup isnt objective. It is indeed an opinion. Lol

    • @TallulahSoie
      @TallulahSoie Місяць тому

      Typical gen Z thought process.
      "I don't like this. It sucks. Everyone who likes it also sucks. They should die."

  • @matthewchandler7845
    @matthewchandler7845 8 місяців тому

    1:57:53 hehe.....heheheheh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH! ........Nice.

  • @wyattduncan6739
    @wyattduncan6739 Рік тому

    Hello joov and you should use familiar faces on Skyrim

  • @doppelgengar9483
    @doppelgengar9483 10 місяців тому

    hey ik this was a while ago. but to get rid of the skyui popup when you open map etc turn off "version checking" in the sky ui mcm

  • @asuracrescent1191
    @asuracrescent1191 Рік тому

    hey joov, just to say that i was kinda bored with skyrim, but now I'm gonna try the Ironman challenge, already did some pure races before but never thought of that style of run

  • @redjoker139
    @redjoker139 12 днів тому

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