The Truth About Bert Kreischer's Stand Up Comedy - Live Show Review

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @comedyenforcement
    @comedyenforcement  Місяць тому +129

    Like the video to help out the algorithm :)

  • @itBeCriss
    @itBeCriss Місяць тому +264

    I can still proudly say I've never heard the machine story.

    • @plumbussmith
      @plumbussmith Місяць тому +14

      It's a funny story the first time or 2.

    • @claudiarocks8844
      @claudiarocks8844 Місяць тому

      You deaf ?

    • @utsmoi
      @utsmoi Місяць тому +3

      Proudly?

    • @blankomega6487
      @blankomega6487 Місяць тому +1

      You missing out

    • @deeboseph
      @deeboseph Місяць тому +18

      It would be a cool story if any of it actually happened

  • @adambomb-25
    @adambomb-25 Місяць тому +239

    Bert literally has the exact same conversation on every single podcast and episode of his own podcast 😂 how does anyone seriously listen?

    • @Heywoodjablome1964
      @Heywoodjablome1964 Місяць тому +6

      Lord only knows

    • @anthonysks
      @anthonysks Місяць тому +9

      I thought he was pretty funny until I started listening to the podcast. He is insufferable. His personality ruins any comdic value he could ever have

    • @timeforringydingy
      @timeforringydingy Місяць тому

      He has wet brain.

    • @TheMageAcademy
      @TheMageAcademy Місяць тому +2

      to be fair this channel also does the same "*insert comedian* isnt funny" video, and you keep watching

    • @adambomb-25
      @adambomb-25 Місяць тому +2

      ⁠@@TheMageAcademy that’s a similar template, not the same topic/conversation 😊 and it uncovers a trend in diff comedians. Burt literally has the same convo about himself, everywhere.

  • @TJ-el5tm
    @TJ-el5tm Місяць тому +125

    “I Feel like I Don’t Deserve it” trust that feeling bert

  • @horichuy6254
    @horichuy6254 Місяць тому +143

    Gringo papi keeps looking more and more like a masterpiece thanks to this guys .

    • @mcnuggetapple
      @mcnuggetapple Місяць тому +2

      Forreal, it’s crazy bert and Tom get videos made about them than Brenda at this point

    • @Skankhunter420
      @Skankhunter420 Місяць тому +2

      I feel like we should fix the review now that the bar has fallen so low.

    • @aw2584
      @aw2584 Місяць тому +3

      I mean it was a pre written pre thought piece of comedy. Yes, it's very basic jokes and it'd more sad than funny BUT... dude with CTE sat down for months and wrote it, with barely any experience, after a lifetime of getting punched in the head.
      Meanwhile Bert does "theatre/arena runs" with zero material, just him rambling, retelling stories from 15 years ago, and calling his family pretending they don't know he's currently "performing"
      As much as i find Schaub anticomedy, he actually tries. It's like going to a theatre expecting an act, but it's just director rambling about his life and complaining about his wife in a "humorous" way and then calls her.

    • @SchindlersFiist
      @SchindlersFiist Місяць тому

      Holy shit😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @niceuru
    @niceuru Місяць тому +304

    Bert is DJ Khaled of comedy

    • @jaytotheareokay
      @jaytotheareokay Місяць тому +13

      DJ Khaled was actually decent at his craft though. He's just insane outside of it.

    • @HookedonChronics
      @HookedonChronics Місяць тому +22

      ​@@jaytotheareokay his craft? Yelling over other people's beats?

    • @pandavelli8176
      @pandavelli8176 Місяць тому +10

      Nah, DJ Khaled actually made some catchy beats though

    • @AllBlackAirpods
      @AllBlackAirpods Місяць тому +9

      @@HookedonChronicsso you’re basically saying you know nothing about DJ Khaled with this comment

    • @HookedonChronics
      @HookedonChronics Місяць тому +12

      @@AllBlackAirpods sounds the other way around. He's not actually a producer, he just brings together various artists for his compilation albums. He doesn't make the beats to his song and he def isn't rapping on them either. Must suck to be so confidently wrong.

  • @burpreynolds
    @burpreynolds Місяць тому +827

    Bill Burr realized fairly quick and got outta there.

    • @SchindlersFiist
      @SchindlersFiist Місяць тому +23

      Lol I know 😂 😂😂😂

    • @MatrixKT
      @MatrixKT Місяць тому

      Also realized Tom is a complete psycho. Psycho-lite 1MILLION%

    • @thenamesmarek
      @thenamesmarek Місяць тому

      Bill Burr is also a fool

    • @Bigredwillol
      @Bigredwillol Місяць тому +59

      Theo too

    • @Kevin12321
      @Kevin12321 Місяць тому +18

      Wait that’s true!!

  • @MagnusGalactusOG
    @MagnusGalactusOG Місяць тому +574

    Bert blocked me on Twitter today for saying
    "you need help man. The alcoholism and over eating isn't funny anymore"

    • @DastardlyDavid69
      @DastardlyDavid69 Місяць тому +86

      He probably blocked you because in that one sentence you were funnier than he has ever been.

    • @vaughncollins1386
      @vaughncollins1386 Місяць тому +1

      Congratulations. Fuck I wish he’d block me

    • @Freud_Mayweather
      @Freud_Mayweather Місяць тому +69

      He got a restraining order on me for always calling his home phone and saying, "you're fat," when he answers

    • @kaydeegarrett5831
      @kaydeegarrett5831 Місяць тому +15

      AMEN. Glorifying Alcoholism and hating being a girl dad

    • @MRblazedBEANS
      @MRblazedBEANS Місяць тому +17

      ​@Freud_Mayweather same but I stand out side his bedroom window with a signs saying "not funny, but fat"

  • @hansolo9868
    @hansolo9868 Місяць тому +298

    I’m so tired of Bert’s fake humility

    • @mattleonard5268
      @mattleonard5268 Місяць тому +9

      I didn’t know he was trying

    • @NoPe-n1j
      @NoPe-n1j Місяць тому

      @@livingart2576shut up you moronic autist, car crashes garner attention

    • @douggieharrison6913
      @douggieharrison6913 Місяць тому +7

      ​@livingart2576 most of us don't lmao we see him on this channel now

    • @matt1975ification
      @matt1975ification Місяць тому

      ​@@livingart2576dumb Azz comment.

    • @69mckean
      @69mckean Місяць тому +8

      It's not even fake humility. It's fake self deprication with the hope that whoever he's talking to will speak up and validate him. It's kind of sad. But fascinating from a mental perspective.

  • @TypingChimp1
    @TypingChimp1 Місяць тому +659

    Bert is insufferable full stop.

  • @MRblazedBEANS
    @MRblazedBEANS Місяць тому +375

    Wait did Burt just say " I wish I had a little bit of delusion"??!?! Dude is the walking embodiment of Delusional!

    • @yoeyyoey8937
      @yoeyyoey8937 Місяць тому +16

      Shows you how delusional he is

    • @DrewH-u9f
      @DrewH-u9f Місяць тому +15

      I guess someone who is Delusional wouldn’t think or know they are Delusional ???😂

    • @Mattslittlesister55
      @Mattslittlesister55 Місяць тому +11

      Hense the delusions.

    • @lindaohanraha-hanrahan2817
      @lindaohanraha-hanrahan2817 Місяць тому +1

      He is the delusional comedy equivalent of two 400lbs women in bikinis in Vegas. He basically wants to get hammered, shirtless every night and expects people to pay to watch him tell his gross, non-funny half stories. He’s putting his writing off for his tour because he is tits-deep into that vodka every night.

    • @DarkPsyde721
      @DarkPsyde721 28 днів тому +1

      @@Mattslittlesister55hahahah!!!😂lol

  • @ArtovPeace
    @ArtovPeace Місяць тому +100

    Never heard the machine story and thank God everyday button-------‐------------>

    • @alato8057
      @alato8057 Місяць тому

      I'd lop off my left nut to be that lucky

    • @zachh.9065
      @zachh.9065 Місяць тому +19

      this isn't instagram bro you're pointing at the report button

    • @megathunder0
      @megathunder0 Місяць тому +2

      its actually a really good story

    • @andymanolo5458
      @andymanolo5458 Місяць тому +4

      The story is actually good. The issue is that's the ONLY thing he has. And it's over a decade old. No growth.

    • @gingerleamcwow435
      @gingerleamcwow435 Місяць тому

      ​@@zachh.9065 😂

  • @EmeraldWoodArchives
    @EmeraldWoodArchives Місяць тому +41

    The Machine... every show he does?! Good God...

  • @mattleonard5268
    @mattleonard5268 Місяць тому +458

    As Nikki Glaser said to Bert, “I’m a fan of your joke.”

    • @ricardonieves2543
      @ricardonieves2543 Місяць тому +4

      Too bad she doesn’t even have one 😂

    • @rmcdudmk212
      @rmcdudmk212 Місяць тому +64

      ​@@ricardonieves2543compared to Bert she's George Carlin. 😂

    • @ricardonieves2543
      @ricardonieves2543 Місяць тому +4

      @@rmcdudmk212 the guy who ranted about how bad America is without ever leaving or telling a joke?

    • @rmcdudmk212
      @rmcdudmk212 Місяць тому +32

      ​@@ricardonieves2543triggered that I made fun of your boy toy Bert simp?

    • @ricardonieves2543
      @ricardonieves2543 Місяць тому

      @@rmcdudmk212 upset because in comparison they are almost all just as bad and bullying is for fags and women?

  • @JackNapier420
    @JackNapier420 Місяць тому +90

    Tom Segura saying "come on playa" trying to sound black is a new level of cringe I wasn't ready for

    • @diannee2685
      @diannee2685 Місяць тому

      Black face and the N word are next;)

    • @Mattslittlesister55
      @Mattslittlesister55 Місяць тому

      Im not saying he does, but he looks like a hard r user

    • @gasmaskestore8018
      @gasmaskestore8018 Місяць тому +7

      His wife does that too, super annoying

    • @blablableep6811
      @blablableep6811 Місяць тому +1

      I think they're just trying to be ironic in that context

    • @morganst.pierre
      @morganst.pierre Місяць тому +1

      The story was about Ralphie Mae who was known to say come on playa in a high voice, but he also does a decent black guy voice! Enjoy another cringe

  • @LogarCreed
    @LogarCreed Місяць тому +94

    I find it hilarious that Tom thinks he's funnier than Ron White haha he's a comedy Legend and Tom is just a chump.
    Money ruins people

    • @Gezzpop
      @Gezzpop Місяць тому

      The delusion is rubbing off on him

    • @andrewboudreau5279
      @andrewboudreau5279 Місяць тому

      Has he actually said that? If so, he couldn’t be more wrong lol

    • @jbo4547
      @jbo4547 Місяць тому +2

      He didn't say that tho

    • @Gezzpop
      @Gezzpop Місяць тому +1

      @@jbo4547 he implied that Ron is only funny because he's fat..... and Tom thinks of himself as more than that

    • @himynameis3664
      @himynameis3664 Місяць тому

      ​@@GezzpopThat's funny cos Tom has just gotten less funny the more weight he lost. Maybe he's projecting?

  • @matthewjamison
    @matthewjamison Місяць тому +20

    Bert would still go to a Diddy party, knowing what we know now.

  • @ontube781
    @ontube781 Місяць тому +16

    Bobby is a comedy king. Bart is the drunk guy you meet and think is hilarious, but the second time you meet him, you realize he's annoying.

  • @fredrechidmyleg
    @fredrechidmyleg Місяць тому +4

    Props to you for actually going to a show and getting an honest opinion

  • @Goodnighttothebadguy
    @Goodnighttothebadguy Місяць тому +16

    1:05 please don’t…..

  • @turdferguson2537
    @turdferguson2537 Місяць тому +44

    NATE!!!! His dad was my math teacher in elementary school! His dad was sooo funny and a cool magician also, and such a great teacher! Hope you're doing great Mr. B!

    • @martyc8179
      @martyc8179 Місяць тому +4

      Nate has him open on some shows now.

    • @DrewH-u9f
      @DrewH-u9f Місяць тому +1

      Was Nates Parents religious?

    • @turdferguson2537
      @turdferguson2537 Місяць тому

      @@martyc8179 I know, I saw him in a video and it was so cool seeing him again!

    • @turdferguson2537
      @turdferguson2537 Місяць тому +2

      @@DrewH-u9f it was about 30 years ago that he was my teacher, I honestly couldn't tell you

    • @DrewH-u9f
      @DrewH-u9f Місяць тому +2

      @@turdferguson2537 not saying it as a bad thing btw just curious,I feel like Nate is a Christian but he tend to keep it to himself.

  • @bendagostino2217
    @bendagostino2217 Місяць тому +41

    It boggles the mind that people are actually paying to see Burt.

    • @chrispember172
      @chrispember172 Місяць тому +5

      there are boomers at my job that use to talk about how the big bang theory was the funniest show ever

    • @redfo3009
      @redfo3009 Місяць тому +2

      Well imo it's just a 'fun thing to do' with friends and more of a novelty. Not cause they are actually huge fans. Plus Bert pays the better comedians to be there, so you're seeing a whole bunch of comedians then go for drinks.. I refuse to believe that people are actually fans of his. Maybe 10% of the audience. Also people are getting dumber by the day so Bert is cashing in on this idiotic phase of our society 😅 ..Think of the movie Idiocracy. Bert would be a perfect character in that movie.

    • @t-mac1236
      @t-mac1236 Місяць тому +4

      I work at a hotel near a popular venue. This past summer Bert performed there and many of his fans stayed at the hotel. Let’s just say they are EXACTLY how you imagine them. Huge bros, not too bright, and drink too much. Mostly nice people though.

    • @GotchYoAss
      @GotchYoAss Місяць тому +1

      @@chrispember172 that is so random 😂. but besides how annoying the show is, i’ve always had an extra hate for the big bang theory simply just because there’s people out there that think it’s funny and that it’s a good show😭😂

  • @marcob2137
    @marcob2137 Місяць тому +82

    I love hating on Bert! He sucks so much! Hahaha

    • @2Less0is0More2
      @2Less0is0More2 Місяць тому +8

      I second that

    • @berryseinfeld6772
      @berryseinfeld6772 Місяць тому +7

      Bc it’s righteous

    • @volsere
      @volsere Місяць тому +3

      @@livingart2576 no its because bert is delusional and its fascinating to watch

    • @showtime1235
      @showtime1235 Місяць тому +1

      i think you need some hobbies dude
      this is a weird obsession

    • @marcob2137
      @marcob2137 Місяць тому

      @@livingart2576 uh, no, sweetie. There are many successful and rich people who I don't hate on. But this squealing, unfunny, annoying, alcoholic, talentless pig deserves the hate. And I enjoy it 💅💅💅

  • @MichaelDouglas-24
    @MichaelDouglas-24 Місяць тому +17

    Tom trying to compare himself to Ron mf White is peak narcisism

    • @morganmoves1318
      @morganmoves1318 Місяць тому +2

      I couldn't figure out is it a dig by Ron White, though? at first it didn't sound like it, but the way that they played it kind of seems like Ron White did just demolish Tom first, right?
      "You keep losing weight, and you're gonna lose your act," Ouch 🤣🤣. I didn't even interpret it like that at first. The fact that Tom took it like that says a lot. If Tom had a shred of confidence he would have just taken it in stride, or you know, like a joke🤷🏻‍♂

    • @AshleyWilliams-xq7lj
      @AshleyWilliams-xq7lj Місяць тому +1

      ​​ The Rogansphere dudes are some of the cattiest men I've ever seen. If it slightly sounds like it could be a dig, it is.

  • @quarvo23
    @quarvo23 Місяць тому +234

    Nate Bargatze is a journeyman who literally has been grinding for 15+ years, I saw him open for Gaffigan among others. With him it was always “why hasn’t this guy blown up” with Bert it’s always been “why am I being told how funny this is?”

    • @2Less0is0More2
      @2Less0is0More2 Місяць тому +6

      Perfectly said.

    • @grimecrimetime
      @grimecrimetime Місяць тому +6

      Nate Bargatze is terrible too

    • @rcs4737
      @rcs4737 Місяць тому +6

      Nate killed on snl. The only shows I watched recently were Shane and Nate. Recorded so I can skip the garbage.

    • @michaelpacinus242
      @michaelpacinus242 Місяць тому

      You sound rather gay

    • @RobMac602
      @RobMac602 Місяць тому +22

      ​@@grimecrimetime Nate kills it. He is a clever comic that has a lot of relatable material. Who are you a fan of?

  • @MrGrantGregory
    @MrGrantGregory Місяць тому +46

    I'm a simple man, i see your vids and i click!

  • @Villakeen
    @Villakeen Місяць тому +11

    “What’s it like to have a story turned into a movie?” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ricerz5570
    @ricerz5570 Місяць тому +13

    Can’t wait to see his reaction to this in 5 months

  • @zakhunt
    @zakhunt Місяць тому +19

    That check joke is so hacky. I wouldn’t wanna take credit for it even if I was the first to say it 😂

  • @davidcamp1231
    @davidcamp1231 Місяць тому +97

    Joe screaming his punch lines at you by candle light 😂

  • @mikeisfine
    @mikeisfine Місяць тому +14

    The older I get the more I'm realizing that success isn't built from a record of credentials, but really just telling people that you and the things you do are great. Do it enough times and people will just start to believe it.
    A shame that humility gets overshadowed by the largest of egos

    • @morganmoves1318
      @morganmoves1318 Місяць тому +3

      this is why humility must be the way to inner peace. It is the more difficult path, the less celebrated path, it makes sense the reward would be that it is the happier path. Namaste af 🙏

    • @paineintheass233
      @paineintheass233 Місяць тому

      And that's why you humility is esteemed in the Bible countless times. It is THE critical virtue.

    • @soundmindbodydivine
      @soundmindbodydivine Місяць тому +1

      LeBron, is that you?

  • @itskyyuuuu
    @itskyyuuuu Місяць тому +9

    He sells out arenas because he brings a dozen actual good comics with him. Ppl come for the opener and leave when bert hits the stage

    • @zachwochok9499
      @zachwochok9499 Місяць тому +1

      This answers my question, I was trying to figure out who is paying money to see Bert?

  • @k.c.r.5974
    @k.c.r.5974 Місяць тому +7

    "I'm an incredibly talented comic" - Burt Krysher
    "I'm a very cerebral comedian" - David Lucas
    "I'm a comedian" - Joe Rogan
    "I'ma colmedian" - Brendan Schaub
    Yeah this is the worst era of comedy and "comedians" in human history. But hey you can see them live at The Comedy CesspoolWOOPS I mean Mothership! Get your tickets today or watch one of the million podcasts while they babble about themselves and how great they are!!"

  • @rickm9001
    @rickm9001 Місяць тому +12

    Nate Bargatze is hilarious

  • @Mr666Terrence
    @Mr666Terrence Місяць тому +90

    BART is such a dope.
    Insufferable ego, lack of humility, limited insight and just an all round jaaaag off!

    • @Dob_Ogurt
      @Dob_Ogurt Місяць тому +5

      He was good in the Simpsons though, you gotta give him that at least

    • @AshleyWilliams-xq7lj
      @AshleyWilliams-xq7lj Місяць тому +1

      At least he stopped telling us to eat his shorts.

  • @ashlid5653
    @ashlid5653 Місяць тому +15

    youtube hid this from me for four minutes. ugh i'm TOO HYPE to talk shit about Bert

  • @9teen9Dee
    @9teen9Dee Місяць тому +30

    When Bert said in another video that he's a talented comedian idk if too laugh or be mad 😂😂😂

    • @2Less0is0More2
      @2Less0is0More2 Місяць тому +6

      Laugh, because it’s his best joke

  • @elabryth
    @elabryth Місяць тому +16

    Bert Has never made me laugh and has never made me angry... only sad for him.

    • @thecasualfly
      @thecasualfly Місяць тому +5

      Same.. I get not all comedians click with everyone but I just cant with that guy

    • @Psalm_107.31
      @Psalm_107.31 Місяць тому

      Meh

    • @NoPe-n1j
      @NoPe-n1j Місяць тому

      Save that for his daughters that he abandoned to go a tell the same story every fortnight

  • @bmr85n
    @bmr85n Місяць тому +4

    The reason I’ll believe in your unbiased opinion is because when you saw Brendan Shwabbb at skankfest at the height of his hate you still gave him respect for him showing some humility that weekend.

  • @jackogood
    @jackogood Місяць тому +14

    Was a fan like 3 years ago till I saw him live tbh

    • @gingerleamcwow435
      @gingerleamcwow435 Місяць тому +2

      That bad, huh?

    • @kevinmaund9515
      @kevinmaund9515 Місяць тому +1

      I saw him, Big Jay, Joey Diaz, and Nikki Glaser live. I thought they all crushed. But yes… bert did do the machine story. Joey and Nikki were the best though in my opinion

  • @BaneBalt
    @BaneBalt Місяць тому +5

    I don’t know a single person who is a Bert fan. Thank god for that.

  • @blancosmigo5525
    @blancosmigo5525 Місяць тому +31

    The fact Tom told Ron White “Yeah I’m not you” over him losing weight is wild. Definitely needs a reality check because Ron white is in a different universe from Tom’s material

    • @jessickalush3305
      @jessickalush3305 Місяць тому +2

      He also has writers

    • @JeremyPearce-zs4vs
      @JeremyPearce-zs4vs Місяць тому +3

      One is an actual comedian and the other is tom

    • @chrispember172
      @chrispember172 Місяць тому

      @@jessickalush3305 who

    • @jessickalush3305
      @jessickalush3305 Місяць тому +2

      @@chrispember172 Ron White. He's very open about it

    • @micloTheDon
      @micloTheDon Місяць тому +1

      @@jessickalush3305his delivery is better than anything Tom has ever put out. And I like Tom’s old stuff.

  • @jimmymetal713
    @jimmymetal713 Місяць тому +84

    Tom trying to pander to fans now, by claiming it was about the audience.

    • @Psalm_107.31
      @Psalm_107.31 Місяць тому +12

      That's not how I understood it. I took it as: Comics say it's never the auidence. Meaning it's not the fans' fault if they don't laugh it's the comics. Tom is dismissing this and dodging all accountability. He thinks it's all on the auidence and that reception to glaze the comic.

  • @JohnnyDogs1978
    @JohnnyDogs1978 Місяць тому +36

    Bobby Lee opening for Bert proves life isn't fair and there's no god, 100%

    • @sevenn7pure
      @sevenn7pure Місяць тому +3

      What an odd thing to say at the end there

    • @JIWfab
      @JIWfab Місяць тому

      @@sevenn7pure100%?

    • @sevenn7pure
      @sevenn7pure Місяць тому +1

      @@JIWfab you should send bert some of your jokes

    • @GotchYoAss
      @GotchYoAss Місяць тому

      why would god care if a rapist headlined or co headlined?

    • @TrickyyRicky
      @TrickyyRicky Місяць тому +1

      Seen Bad friends live & they all sucked too..

  • @giovanny72
    @giovanny72 Місяць тому +46

    Bobby been doing comedy since the 90’s, his sets always have been funny. Just so happens he’s good at podcasting too

    • @michaelpacinus242
      @michaelpacinus242 Місяць тому +3

      Uhh… he’s Chinese

    • @g.supreme7018
      @g.supreme7018 Місяць тому

      He's good at math. N that's it.​@@michaelpacinus242

    • @westernpigeon
      @westernpigeon Місяць тому +9

      bobby has the same opening joke since the 90s
      “I’m not asian, i just woke up”
      saw a clip of him saying that in the 90s then he said it when he came to chicago last november with the Bad Friends tour

    • @MatrixKT
      @MatrixKT Місяць тому +5

      Bobby sets always the same

    • @pauljoseph8338
      @pauljoseph8338 Місяць тому +7

      Bobby has never recorded a special because he’s been doing the same act for 30 years. He’s terrified of having to write new material.

  • @ronburgundysmustache6717
    @ronburgundysmustache6717 Місяць тому +50

    shaub got the notification an his butt hole puckered then it relaxed when he read the title lmfao

    • @sleeper9638
      @sleeper9638 Місяць тому

      Shaub is so dumb that when he wants to make a booty call, he shoves his phone up his butt

  • @pakrinuk7526
    @pakrinuk7526 Місяць тому +5

    Bert is truly the internet's favourite punching bag 😅

  • @acetate909
    @acetate909 Місяць тому +45

    @2:40, "there are comics who are so delusional about their sets and who they are..... I wish I had an ounce of it.
    That might be the funniest thing Berts ever said. Don't worry about having an ouce of delusion, you walk around with 300lbs of it.

    • @ozsheila55
      @ozsheila55 Місяць тому +3

      That air of superiority, if only Bert has some of that.😂

    • @ryckarduhryckarduh180
      @ryckarduhryckarduh180 Місяць тому +1

      He meant he wishes he had only an ounce instead of a ton. Makes sense

  • @CptCupcake5
    @CptCupcake5 Місяць тому +2

    These videos are insane lmao I love them

  • @DarcyCliffing
    @DarcyCliffing Місяць тому +5

    Imagine paying for a ticket to see 1 joke

  • @cloudstrife6729
    @cloudstrife6729 Місяць тому +1

    Awesome video as usual, your videos have definitely gotten better imo.

  • @Villakeen
    @Villakeen Місяць тому +30

    Joe Rogan always tries to make the opposite of something seem harder than it is. 😂

    • @diviningrod2671
      @diviningrod2671 Місяць тому +5

      I'm shocked i evrr watched Joe " I don't understand borders but live in a gated community " Rogan

    • @DrewH-u9f
      @DrewH-u9f Місяць тому +3

      @squibbelsmcjohnsonya I’ll only listen to Joe if it’s a really good guest and I still have to deal with the cringe

    • @NoPe-n1j
      @NoPe-n1j Місяць тому

      @@DrewH-u9fI’ve only watched the Shane Gillis episode since he took that Spotify deal, from all the comments I’ve seen that was a great choice

    • @morganmoves1318
      @morganmoves1318 Місяць тому +4

      I never realized just how honest he was being all those times he said, "I really put no effort into the podcast. like I'm not even gonna try. I'm never gonna think about where it's going or where it's headed or how it's performing. I'm never gonna read feedback about it. I'm never going to try to improve it or make it more accessible to my guests or fans. I'm just gonna keep putting it out."
      He's never been more honest!
      Dude tried to tell Michael Malice the State of the Union wasn't live, bc they had "edited Biden's watch", and all the pictures and film were doctored, bahahaha! Millions of people tuning in and the supreme toad Rogan cannot even be bothered to Google something so ridiculous as that before he just spews it out into the ether 🤣

    • @GotchYoAss
      @GotchYoAss Місяць тому

      @@DrewH-u9f when he had shawn ryan on and it popped up on my feed i was like “finally a good episode” i was genuinely excited because he has such an interesting story (former navy seal, cia, interviewed many high level guests), but joe literally doesn’t ask any questions about shawn personally. the entire first hour is joe going “did you see this thing on twitter? jamie pull it up”. and i couldn’t take it anymore i haven’t watched the rest of it.

  • @kylebrown7147
    @kylebrown7147 Місяць тому +2

    I love all of you guys who do podcast commentary but this is a slam dunk on everybody this is very good thanks

  • @BeautifulSilence
    @BeautifulSilence Місяць тому +9

    I've been in school for 8+ years for my career and haven't mythologized my "craft" to anywhere near a similar degree. You can tell these dudes think they are so cool talking about careers they basically tripped into, but they just sound like insufferable hacks.

  • @Brometheus.
    @Brometheus. Місяць тому +1

    This is good content to listen to when I’m getting up and ready for work in morning

  • @claymang
    @claymang Місяць тому +26

    Bert needs to lay off the booze - he looks EXACTLY like I felt (and probably looked, sadly) for years. Like SHIT.

  • @RyanSmithy
    @RyanSmithy Місяць тому +15

    Bert’s ego has and ego

  • @DyspotikOriginal
    @DyspotikOriginal Місяць тому +5

    They keep the lights dim so bart doesnt notice how empty it is. Arena is arena in his eyes

  • @mmmaaannnyyy
    @mmmaaannnyyy Місяць тому +1

    Love that you got to see bobby live and enjoyed it🙏

  • @haveagreatday6952
    @haveagreatday6952 Місяць тому +6

    “They’ll go for a meet and greet.” Bert these are your only actual fans

  • @leightonlawrence8832
    @leightonlawrence8832 Місяць тому +4

    Other people exist to affirm the conversation bert is having with himself inside his head. Bert doesn't care about anything Tom says and it's amazing to watch bert talk to himself through tom.

  • @chrisfitzpatrick9108
    @chrisfitzpatrick9108 Місяць тому +1

    This is a great video.

  • @jamesgarland8322
    @jamesgarland8322 Місяць тому +8

    Bert is definitely in my top 5 least favorite living humans list.

  • @KingJustiice
    @KingJustiice Місяць тому +1

    Glad we got a live review with this one

  • @BendySendy
    @BendySendy Місяць тому +8

    21:36 the humble brag name dropping, while shane is A - bigger than bert and more famous EASILY and B - immensely funnier

  • @aggeemann
    @aggeemann Місяць тому +2

    Great Episode!

  • @phantom.diorama-w9w
    @phantom.diorama-w9w Місяць тому +12

    Has anyone ever asked Joe Rogan if Bert is one of the 250?

    • @darvoid66
      @darvoid66 Місяць тому +2

      Joe's not funny either so it doesn't really matter. All he does is scream at the audience.

    • @phantom.diorama-w9w
      @phantom.diorama-w9w Місяць тому

      Facts

    • @phantom.diorama-w9w
      @phantom.diorama-w9w Місяць тому +1

      You gotta admit tho that it would be classic if somebody put Joe on the spot about that in front of Bert.

  • @aznboyz00
    @aznboyz00 Місяць тому +1

    Bobby is so funny live, we need his special asap

  • @princesssummerland7269
    @princesssummerland7269 Місяць тому +4

    “Weren’t we just in Vegas”? 😂

  • @kman9884
    @kman9884 Місяць тому +1

    8:35 Nate is describing a very common theatrical practice of thought linking. Comedians try to distance themselves from theatre, but that’s what it is. It’s merely a one man comedic show. The same principles of a play apply to a comedy set: cohesive story development, strong characterization, clear points of view, and structured plot points.

  • @jaredurbain9705
    @jaredurbain9705 Місяць тому +4

    UA-cam is culling ALOT of smaller channels that dont glaze the shit out of the subject and approving false copyright strikes, so lets cross our fingers for CE, thanks for you service.

  • @yungdusklildawnn
    @yungdusklildawnn Місяць тому +1

    We honor and salute you for going out into the trenches and experiencing the horrors firsthand so we wouldn't have to.
    A
    True man of the people .

  • @visualcoco
    @visualcoco Місяць тому +4

    They should use Bert's Stand up to test for CTE on the football field

    • @robstrange93
      @robstrange93 Місяць тому

      Lol..."duhhh...I love his comedy. Bert is the best comic ever!". Doctor: Tua, it's time to retire, bub..."

  • @dbblues.9168
    @dbblues.9168 Місяць тому +1

    Nate opening for Bert is wild. That's like Metallica opening for ICP

  • @mattdavis911
    @mattdavis911 Місяць тому +22

    Bert is a bad bad drunk.

  • @ThedeadlyOG
    @ThedeadlyOG 4 дні тому +1

    I think we are all watching Bert for his downfall, not his comedy or anything else 😂

  • @thenamesmarek
    @thenamesmarek Місяць тому +41

    Redbar is watching!

    • @wheresthegrillcheese
      @wheresthegrillcheese Місяць тому

      He's gay and old

    • @spaffron4285
      @spaffron4285 Місяць тому +8

      Guilty of laughta

    • @docterblood
      @docterblood Місяць тому

      The cuck nation is here.

    • @LordConstrobuz
      @LordConstrobuz Місяць тому

      why would redbar watch comedy enforcement? hes AWARE, but he isnt watching.

    • @wakenow1
      @wakenow1 Місяць тому +2

      Lol redbar doesn't watch, he pays his viewers 100 dollars if they can find him clips of comedian's being ridiculous. He literally does nothing.

  • @Greginlaseries
    @Greginlaseries Місяць тому +2

    Bobby is a beast. Every time I’ve seen him he’s crushed he’s just naturally funny.

  • @ryand4168
    @ryand4168 Місяць тому +4

    The podcast comedians make a little bit of money everywhere, but I certainly don’t consider them a real comedian. People with very little talent sign with an agent and the next thing you know they go on a tour of other podcast, building a fake and false sense of celebrity. Sure some of it is organic, but most is preplanned thought about and certainly some things are off-limits for whatever reason. So in a way you’re watching a pre-scripted TV show. Bert is a great example of somebody who is desperate to fit in. I find his stories to be fake or well inflated and he knows acting immature and destructive is his thing.

  • @Alex.Price89
    @Alex.Price89 Місяць тому +1

    I like the Bert videos you make cause I can’t for the life of me suffer through an actual podcast with him or Tom

  • @ghostface4250
    @ghostface4250 Місяць тому +8

    I hate Bert.

  • @timeforringydingy
    @timeforringydingy Місяць тому +2

    Tom thinks that he is now Louis CK.
    He isn't.

  • @2Less0is0More2
    @2Less0is0More2 Місяць тому +8

    Fantastic video. This needs to get a his “fans” watching to see they’re getting owned giving this fool their hard earned money. Spread this video. I”m mean the guy is saying, he’s shit, without actually saying “t”m shit”. Arena tour? He can actually
    Fill one? I can”t fucken believe it.

  • @ConorT45
    @ConorT45 Місяць тому +1

    George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Billy Connolly, Dave Chappelle, Patrice O'Neal, Doug Stanhope, Jim Norton, Nick Dipaolo, Colin Quinn, Lewis Black, Norm Macdonald, Bill Burr, Louis CK, Greg Geraldo, Ricky Gervais all belong in the pantheon of comedy. Burt doesn't even register on this list. Having said that, he has made a success of himself doing what he does, so good luck to him. Make hay while the sun shines.

  • @pillwolak
    @pillwolak Місяць тому +5

    10:42. That was exactly the same as Rogans latest special. He just rehashed stuff he says on his podcast

  • @SutureEntertainment
    @SutureEntertainment Місяць тому

    been there since the beginning bro.. much love .. aloha

  • @LemonBerry-fb6rd
    @LemonBerry-fb6rd Місяць тому +28

    Bert fans must have had 8 concussions.

  • @josephdurham4950
    @josephdurham4950 Місяць тому +2

    I got banned from sending money through facebook pay cuz i would put stuff like "thx for the B hole stretching" 😂😂

  • @BitcoinMoney8
    @BitcoinMoney8 Місяць тому +9

    God i hate Bert.

  • @B0ngl3r
    @B0ngl3r Місяць тому +4

    People buying tickets just to hear that machine story live is so sad to me.

  • @robyee3325
    @robyee3325 Місяць тому +1

    Brave of you to see his stand up

  • @kaydeegarrett5831
    @kaydeegarrett5831 Місяць тому +15

    Bert couldn't even keep Something's burning going. He needs to put the bottle down and stop talking shit about his daughters. Leann funded his career. She had the money. She is the REAL BRAINS BEHIND BERT.

    • @jonathanblaylock8531
      @jonathanblaylock8531 Місяць тому +1

      Something's Burning is still going. He just did one with Rick Springfield. Papa Roach. His latest episode with two girls I've never heard of has done 77k in 6 days. Leann didn't have money either.

    • @kaydeegarrett5831
      @kaydeegarrett5831 Місяць тому

      @jonathanblaylock8531 I stopped following him a while ago. He needs to rethink his brand. Drunk Party Dad is not something a person can sustain.

    • @DesignRhythm
      @DesignRhythm Місяць тому +1

      I don't think so - Bert's dad is a big time lawyer and Bert had those traveling shows that made him bank.

  • @Benji-ig6xw
    @Benji-ig6xw 25 днів тому +1

    Dude is the Steven Segal of comedy

  • @MrMetsMeeseek
    @MrMetsMeeseek Місяць тому +40

    Bert was the original hawk tuah. Still riding that joke

  • @floridamanHooning
    @floridamanHooning Місяць тому +2

    Bert having Nate open for him? An ACTUAL comedian? Bold

  • @CHRISRUBIO1982
    @CHRISRUBIO1982 Місяць тому +7

    Big time sub.. keep posting this type of videos 👍

  • @hesimplywillnotdie
    @hesimplywillnotdie Місяць тому +2

    Wild thought - if you don't like 'em, don't watch 'em 🤷‍♂

  • @wally6615
    @wally6615 Місяць тому +4

    The check memo line joke is very old, neither one of them is the first to do it.

  • @adamspencer1320
    @adamspencer1320 Місяць тому

    Looking fresh in the video this week bro!

  • @PBVALLEY_
    @PBVALLEY_ Місяць тому +5

    Great breakdown B burts trashy lol