Redfall Is Horrible

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  • Опубліковано 24 лис 2024

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  • @KingMoon110
    @KingMoon110 Рік тому +4945

    The critics who leaked their reviews earlier so people could cancel their preorders are heroes.

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers Рік тому +361

      They knew that holding their review for this “game” until launch would forever haunt them.

    • @nolives
      @nolives Рік тому +423

      Tbf anyone preordering nowadays kinda deserve bad purchases until they learn.

    • @fuegosonic93
      @fuegosonic93 Рік тому +47

      Didn't some of them said something like "Redfall is in better state than Starfield" or something like that?? I may be wrong.

    • @jenjoe4359
      @jenjoe4359 Рік тому +93

      @@fuegosonic93 if that’s the case I’m terrified for starfield

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 Рік тому +25

      @@jenjoe4359 Man, can't wait for TES VI... it's gonna be a shit storm.

  • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
    @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 Рік тому +800

    In dishonored. The game also got more difficult the more violent you were. Killing led to more corpses, infected, rats, and increased guard patrols. Some levels have a few key guard locations. Where on max chaos it can have multiple walkers in the same area. The game tried to punish you for being chaotic and not playing stealth. Or it’s a reward for people who like combat.

    • @murdercide4967
      @murdercide4967 Рік тому +44

      Man I love dishonored got me into games

    • @Turbulentdesk3967
      @Turbulentdesk3967 Рік тому +29

      I'm not super far into Dishonored but I already love how much freedom is given to the player in how they approach a situation while still challenging your personal playstyle in a way that feels fair and makes sense within the context of its world.

    • @giorgialadashvili4771
      @giorgialadashvili4771 Рік тому +7

      True, but stealth suffered from being pretty shoddy and more based on luck than skill due to inconsistent AI.

    • @hankschrader1960
      @hankschrader1960 Рік тому +7

      @@giorgialadashvili4771 well it did have 2012 ai

    • @SolProxy
      @SolProxy Рік тому +1

      Isn't chaos also in stealth, it just means how many people you kill? It shouldn't matter if you kill people quiet or loud, they're still dead and so there'll be more rats.

  • @jakespacepiratee3740
    @jakespacepiratee3740 Рік тому +843

    So, let me get this straight...im in somewhere thats, not what i'd call safe. Im seeing freaking Vampires, and, oh yeah, im talking to myself! Deadass! Ok yeah, that is something i do now. I shoot guns, kill jacked-up Cultists, i'll probably refund this game next.

  • @MumwaW
    @MumwaW Рік тому +1302

    I like how the game just said deadass “you’re about to fight your first vampire here’s how you beat it”

  • @Mullyboy2
    @Mullyboy2 Рік тому +3791

    0/10 could have more inflation

  • @Ohheyitsmax
    @Ohheyitsmax Рік тому +218

    “You’ll never see the sun again!” Immediately becomes sunny

    • @voodoo2006
      @voodoo2006 Рік тому

      ​@Dr Sprunk I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE I SAW THIS COMMENT FUCK

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux Рік тому +2

      Must be taking place in Philadelphia
      _The Gang procures vials of sacred blood for medicinal purposes_

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 Рік тому +3671

    Idk why everyone’s picking on this game so much. Yeah, it’s not perfect but I think it’s a positive sign that 2009 is gonna be a really great year for gaming overall! 😊

    • @raidwolf9359
      @raidwolf9359 Рік тому +18

      true

    • @MassiveMaleMonkey
      @MassiveMaleMonkey Рік тому +259

      you had us in the first half ngl

    • @joycon374
      @joycon374 Рік тому +3

      corny

    • @RetoskiCat
      @RetoskiCat Рік тому +55

      That's way too harsh, its like a halfway decent game from 2012

    • @lileofficial4273
      @lileofficial4273 Рік тому +51

      ​@@RetoskiCat yea because 3 years makes such a difference lol. Lots of games released before 2010 are more enjoyable than redfall

  • @hayden349
    @hayden349 Рік тому +167

    That vampire standing completely still as you punch him was like senator Armstrong

  • @lexthechexmex9974
    @lexthechexmex9974 Рік тому +474

    I got a code for this game for free and I still feel like I got scammed.

    • @lsherwood4997
      @lsherwood4997 Рік тому +54

      Scammed for time

    • @lexthechexmex9974
      @lexthechexmex9974 Рік тому +49

      @@lsherwood4997 and storage space

    • @MassiveChoad-vr5gy
      @MassiveChoad-vr5gy Рік тому +2

      @@lexthechexmex9974 and what ever game cost more than 0.01 pennies you could've got instead

    • @rmhaven142
      @rmhaven142 Рік тому +2

      who knows what kind of spyware is installed alongside the game ?

    • @honeybadger6275
      @honeybadger6275 Рік тому

      This was the game they were giving away on newegg when I was looking to get a new gpu, I bought my gpu on amazon instead to avoid getting this game.

  • @savito_palmito
    @savito_palmito Рік тому +547

    I cant thank Pyro enough for not deleting his livestreams so others can watch them as vods
    Even if the vods are unlisted and you gotta search for them

    • @Midnight6559
      @Midnight6559 Рік тому +18

      Can someone link the vod?

    • @TuriGamer
      @TuriGamer Рік тому

      @@Midnight6559 Just use a search engine that isnt google then youll get links

    • @Apurbo_
      @Apurbo_ Рік тому

      He does have a channel where he uploads the livestreams

    • @savito_palmito
      @savito_palmito Рік тому +7

      @@Apurbo_ he does have one, but you can also look at notifications of his streams because he rarely deletes them

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 Рік тому

      @@TuriGamer even bing works?!

  • @SmotheryAxe1414
    @SmotheryAxe1414 Рік тому +471

    Let that 70 dollar price tag sink in whenever u think about defending this game

    • @DoomiePookie
      @DoomiePookie Рік тому +14

      Xbox plebs are literally saying “its bad and its 30fps because the devs were originally developing it for ps5 as well, and it was holding it back”

    • @darkgotit6750
      @darkgotit6750 Рік тому +64

      ​@@DoomiePookie except no one on xbox is actually buying it and will just try it out on gamepass

    • @Jackvonblood
      @Jackvonblood Рік тому +10

      I have to wonder if anyone will defend this shit.
      I mean surely some will, but how many?
      Two? Maybe even three?

    • @juancarlosalonso5664
      @juancarlosalonso5664 Рік тому +9

      DarkGotIt 1. That doesn’t change that they’re selling this broken piece of crap at 70$. 2. Gamepass is not free, you’re still paying for this crap.

    • @wheel._of._fortune
      @wheel._of._fortune Рік тому +1

      ​@@juancarlosalonso5664 Only 14 dollars
      If you have money it's no big deal
      And when you don't like it just uninstall it why you need to complain

  • @NotSoGenesiz
    @NotSoGenesiz Рік тому +310

    my favorite part is when he punches the bad guy and it either does nothing or instakills them

  • @l0lLorenzol0l
    @l0lLorenzol0l Рік тому +377

    From Prey (2017) to this...
    Catastrophic fall. Absolute insane drop.

    • @tf2scoutpunch175
      @tf2scoutpunch175 Рік тому +49

      this is a different Arkane location developing this game. Arkane hasnt fallen off

    • @pzykostv
      @pzykostv Рік тому +35

      @@tf2scoutpunch175 cope

    • @ThePilleroflightning
      @ThePilleroflightning Рік тому +92

      @@pzykostv How is that a “cope”moment? Y’all just say anything.

    • @r3zaful
      @r3zaful Рік тому +4

      ​​@@ThePilleroflightning do NOT use old people who made a game from 10-20 years ago to direct a game, how many times this happens?
      Here is some games that
      directed by the *old* boys
      Asian games
      Ballan wonderland
      Shenmue 3
      Western
      callisto protocol
      Fallout
      This

    • @CountCalcium
      @CountCalcium Рік тому +8

      @@tf2scoutpunch175 still Arkane.

  • @CringeGamingOG
    @CringeGamingOG Рік тому +195

    You know the games bad when the IGN reporter can play the entire game without fail.
    Edit: it’s a joke. Not everything needs to be serious.

    • @Explosivevortex
      @Explosivevortex Рік тому +3

      Damn, every other game they reviewed must suck too, then

    • @jesseshaver2262
      @jesseshaver2262 Рік тому +6

      Wow, really? I saw a fantastic video of them previewing a dmc5 boss and absolutely wrecking it

  • @WTheRat
    @WTheRat Рік тому +96

    Sometimes when people ask me which is the worst game I've ever played, I often say like For Honor or something that is only bad because the multiplayer has really bad balancing and is so rage inducing. Now I genuinely have an answer after two hours of playing

    • @yaroslav7458
      @yaroslav7458 Рік тому +38

      for honor atleast has a novel combat system. this has literally nothing redeeming

    • @nestormelendez9005
      @nestormelendez9005 Рік тому

      Yeah about that

    • @confusedzebra3161
      @confusedzebra3161 Рік тому +10

      Remember, nothings worse than dead by daylight. N O T H I N G

    • @GoodlyPenguin
      @GoodlyPenguin Рік тому +5

      I remember when For Honor first launched soooo many years ago. It was universally panned and unplayable and Ubisoft took a few years to turn it around. It was evident that the game would be dropped but from what I've seen, they really tried turning it around

    • @Great_White21
      @Great_White21 Рік тому +16

      I hate For Honor so much. Just pure cancer... I have 600 hours in it tho.

  • @zzzcelery
    @zzzcelery Рік тому +33

    Just played it multiplayer with my two friends, every 3 minutes on average we found a bug, not even exaggerating

  • @trollgedrip
    @trollgedrip Рік тому +46

    after seeing redfall the only thing that can cure me is axel doing the thug shaker

  • @punishedbung4902
    @punishedbung4902 Рік тому +36

    The real outbreak isn’t vampirism, it’s yaoi hands.

  • @Mohmar2010
    @Mohmar2010 Рік тому +41

    Just a note on the Hitman comment
    It was only Hitman 2 that used Still images
    3 had in game cutscenes

  • @BruhBruh-dj8nz
    @BruhBruh-dj8nz Рік тому +97

    15:41 a reminder if someone’s wage is £9 a hr they would have to work for over 7 hours for this immaculate gameplay

    • @screechingsergal5012
      @screechingsergal5012 Рік тому +7

      So... a normal shift.

    • @screechingsergal5012
      @screechingsergal5012 Рік тому +4

      @Kevin García It is for people working an easy job, like entry level, or high-school part-time but even those are fading out for 15 an hour.

    • @BruhBruh-dj8nz
      @BruhBruh-dj8nz Рік тому +1

      @@screechingsergal5012 point still stands

    • @screechingsergal5012
      @screechingsergal5012 Рік тому +1

      @@BruhBruh-dj8nz It doesn't. No one thinks that's absurd. The game just sucks and it's no different than any other full release game that's shit. 😅

    • @ShadyPaperclips
      @ShadyPaperclips Рік тому +2

      In some countries it's almost 1/3 of the minimum wage

  • @Jackanaitor250
    @Jackanaitor250 Рік тому +242

    This pyro really is cynical

  • @raymondpenland4310
    @raymondpenland4310 Рік тому +24

    When IGN gives you a 5 you know you did something wrong

  • @zouzou_u
    @zouzou_u Рік тому +19

    "What?!! I-ugh!? She turned into a manhole.... game of the year" - Pyro 2023

  • @coal_is_here7872
    @coal_is_here7872 Рік тому +42

    Finally I’ve been so malnourished without my daily slop

  • @MooseChicken
    @MooseChicken Рік тому +7

    If Pyrocynical dies, he will have a note lying next to him that will just say “bruh” in Times New Roman.

  • @revilno
    @revilno Рік тому +310

    Nice job, Pyro, Critikal did his piece on it already! Good job with the Slop!

    • @noneofyourbusiness4133
      @noneofyourbusiness4133 Рік тому +19

      So true! Also le pyro s dad and Le inflation and so sad that his dog died of ligma

    • @Longshanks1690
      @Longshanks1690 Рік тому +17

      HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
      (le breaking bad reference #1)

    • @nolives
      @nolives Рік тому +8

      Neither critical or pyro are funny but at least pyro doesnt tryhard to be.

    • @lavablock1637
      @lavablock1637 Рік тому +8

      @@nolives I have gotten quite a few laughs out of their videos, might just be because I’m the target audience or something

    • @revilno
      @revilno Рік тому +2

      @@lavablock1637 cope

  • @clem.ent.3246
    @clem.ent.3246 5 місяців тому +3

    Huh, you see how much care they had for the story when you insert a film in a cinema, in which you see that same film burn at the end of the transformation.
    Guess the camera was magical too...

  • @YsoKain
    @YsoKain Рік тому +23

    Even the in-game movie was a slideshow , just wow

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater Рік тому +3

      Reminds me of Security Breach having only 2 cgi scenes. lol

    • @benjaminpaloczi2707
      @benjaminpaloczi2707 Рік тому +1

      @@SammEater at least that is moving

  • @jakubdelewski5579
    @jakubdelewski5579 Рік тому +12

    I'm scared what Bethesda will do to Elder Scrolls 6 and Fallout 5. I really hope they don't mess it up, as I love those franchises.

    • @manletchief
      @manletchief Рік тому +5

      Depending on who you ask, they've already fucked up the franchises, like they believe everything after morrowind and new vegas sucks balls. I myself like skyrim and fallout 4 so hopefully they don't drop the ball like they already did with those two, but considering how game development is these days, the bar is set reeeeeal fucking low and I won't be surprised if the games come out a shit-show with lots of scraped/missing content.

  • @mlgswagmaster8913
    @mlgswagmaster8913 Рік тому +9

    Yo Pyro, the creator of "Endoparasitic", made a new game called "Neural Rot".
    I remember how much you enjoyed playing "Endoparasitic" and judging by the let downs from these triple a studios, i feel that a game like this would lift ur spirits and hopefully be hopeful for the future of gaming. Regardless thought i should let you know

  • @CaptJABRONIE
    @CaptJABRONIE Рік тому +49

    I had avoided this game because every time it was shown it looked quite bad. Also Arcanes gunplay has always been the weakest part of their games. But holy crap i was blown away to discover this was a looter shooter. I can not express how tired i am of shoehorned gear stats that mean absolutely nothing that cause me to spend more time in menus destroying worthless loot than actually playing the game.

  • @CT--tm2zm
    @CT--tm2zm Рік тому +11

    22:36, people say it’s a bad game all the time but at this point it’s like beating a dead horse 😂

  • @s0merandomfish563
    @s0merandomfish563 Рік тому +17

    I like the part where pyro literally beats a dead horse

  • @Spongedude94
    @Spongedude94 Рік тому +14

    I loved when the main vampire shouted "It's Morbin Time!!!" Redfall truly is one of the Games ever made

  • @Shojek
    @Shojek Рік тому +113

    I love British critical and how he can turn a 10 minute subject into 30

  • @MattyGeneric
    @MattyGeneric Рік тому +7

    *Vampires On Fentanyl🧛🏻*
    _📢 What the heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell._

  • @masterofbloopers
    @masterofbloopers Рік тому +48

    I was really looking forward to this game. Vampires are my favorite classic horror monster, and there aren't many video games with them in it. I thought if anyone could pull off a fun co-op vampire shooter, it would be Arkane. To quote the funny purple man, reality is often disappointing.

    • @HankJWimbleton-v1m
      @HankJWimbleton-v1m Рік тому +6

      If you want an actually good game with vampires, then I'd highly recommend Vampires: The Masquerade - Bloodlines.

    • @hrodvithit
      @hrodvithit Рік тому +2

      I didn't see a single ad for it before critikals vid dropped on it, hadn't even heard about it. And he was shitting on it, won't even finish it. Now I get an ad for it every few ads pretty much.

    • @masterofbloopers
      @masterofbloopers Рік тому +2

      @@HankJWimbleton-v1m Oh, I know. I must've beaten that game at least a dozen times. I was hoping for a new vampire game that would come close to its excellence.

  • @agnieszkasciog4490
    @agnieszkasciog4490 Рік тому +26

    Honestly the game should’ve stayed in the cooker until October, this would be a perfect Halloween release.

    • @Glenn_Quagmire
      @Glenn_Quagmire Рік тому +19

      Yeah because it's scary how bad this game is

    • @ambralemon
      @ambralemon Рік тому +1

      I have a small conspiracy of my own that maybe that was the case but they got forced for an earlier release date. Listen to the level up jingle. It's literally a trap spooky halloween song. What.

    • @kolbayada4938
      @kolbayada4938 Рік тому

      @@Glenn_Quagmire boring*

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 Рік тому +10

    Remember that first time you fought one of the mechs in Dishonored? Or the electric phantom is Prey? I think that's what they tried to do with the Lumiere boss. but failed in every possible way

  • @TwinIgnis
    @TwinIgnis Рік тому +5

    14:22 when you turn your eyes from the game and loses that precious little scene

  • @spacedoughnut6818
    @spacedoughnut6818 Рік тому +8

    Arkane has not released a decent title since the founder, Raphaël Colantonio, left the company in 2017.
    He worked as a game director/designer on every single succesful title that the company released: Arx fatalis, Dark messiah of might and magic, Dishonored, Prey.
    He left to go on to create Wolfeye Studios that, under the publishing of Devolver Digital, has released the critically acclaimed rpg Weird West.
    As it is apparent to me, Colantonio was what made Arkane what it was, and without him, things aren't working out.
    There are probably more reasons to explain the "fall" of Arkane, but missing its founder/lead director/lead designer, i don't know, seems like that would be a pretty big issue for a studio.

  • @ThatDjinn
    @ThatDjinn Рік тому +15

    This game wasn't made, it was committed.

  • @GreekGoat_Coffee
    @GreekGoat_Coffee Рік тому +13

    The bionicle shirt made me already like the video within two seconds

  • @XCVBNMC
    @XCVBNMC Рік тому +9

    So not only do they make their games in states where they pay the least amount when it comes to fees and taxes, probably giving the devs a shoestring budget with no time but they charge $70 for a literal piece of shit that probably has its own in game microtransaction store

  • @YoursTrulyGarbage
    @YoursTrulyGarbage Рік тому +240

    The Cry of Fear reference was literally the best part about the game. Good god, these games are such a cash-grabbing scheme.

  • @insaneindividua1
    @insaneindividua1 Рік тому +7

    Petition to remove health bars from every FPS game

  • @FauxNoir
    @FauxNoir Рік тому +1

    so the premise is bloodborne and we have a walmart demitrescu

  • @max.o4543
    @max.o4543 Рік тому +13

    Arkane Austin made Prey
    the two studios combined forces in making the original dishonoured and they split off to make there own games Arkane Lyon went on to make dishonoured 2 and Deathloop whilst Arkane Austin went on to make prey and Redfall.

    • @maalikiii257
      @maalikiii257 Рік тому +5

      well congrats to them, they both fell off

    • @max.o4543
      @max.o4543 Рік тому +3

      @@maalikiii257 big sad 💀💀💀

    • @maalikiii257
      @maalikiii257 Рік тому +4

      @@max.o4543 truly. Dishonored is on my top 5 games of all time list and dishonored 2 i just recently decided to pick up and haven't finished yet, but i'm having fun with so far.

    • @max.o4543
      @max.o4543 Рік тому +1

      @@maalikiii257 all love brother I truly debate in my heart all the time which is better Dishonored 1 OR 2 I CHANGE IT FREQUENTLY 🤣 I am replaying the dlc of Dishonored 2 you should play it 👍

    • @maalikiii257
      @maalikiii257 Рік тому

      @@max.o4543 ill give it a whirl as soon as i finish the main game sure. In regards to which is better, imo the first one hit way harder for me. 2 just feels more of the same for me, which is not a bad thing by any means but it just doesn't hit the same

  • @mynameisharry8739
    @mynameisharry8739 Рік тому

    4:58 I love how you can hear the P.T lamp swing sound effect in the background

  • @LilMissSmartyPants.922
    @LilMissSmartyPants.922 Рік тому +9

    the best era for games was the 360 and ps3 years....when devs cared about their work

    • @oxoboo
      @oxoboo Рік тому +1

      360/ps3 years? you gotta be joking

  • @freddy007____9
    @freddy007____9 Рік тому +2

    Pyro the kind of dude who will die with a note saying "we got verified on tik tok bois!"😂😂

  • @thebigcat2940
    @thebigcat2940 Рік тому +5

    This makes me so mad, my face is red. I am also falling. Redfall.

  • @BookofNeat
    @BookofNeat Рік тому +2

    Pyro uploads slop so fast not even Vergil could save us in time.

  • @-pROvAK
    @-pROvAK Рік тому +5

    "FEAR looked like ass" Lol dude, the game was absolutely groundbreaking when it released. It was considered the best looking game of all back then. But forreal pyro rules

  • @paragonrobbie9270
    @paragonrobbie9270 Рік тому

    The fact that Pyro said Prey (2017) was amazing makes me glad his soul hasn't entirely been corrupted by the internet.

  • @taytoflame2314
    @taytoflame2314 Рік тому +4

    I love how they fall red

  • @Danny_Darko_
    @Danny_Darko_ Рік тому +5

    $120 AUD... no way in hell I am buying at that price, especially after all the reviews. And I was actually excited for this after they revealed it way back!

  • @Shilobotomized
    @Shilobotomized Рік тому +1

    > "No good games"
    > Ignores Hi-Fi Rush

  • @gam3636
    @gam3636 Рік тому +14

    damn here i go watching another 30 minute video about something i never heard about just because i want to watch more pyro videos

  • @manoftherainshorts9075
    @manoftherainshorts9075 Рік тому +1

    I love how vampires are somehow feel so harmless. You can punch them in a face a couple of times and they die 😂

  • @Waltuhberg
    @Waltuhberg Рік тому +3

    I do love the "Wish version of Twilight"-the video game

  • @thevibedoctorphd
    @thevibedoctorphd Рік тому

    Punching vampires in this game looks like a calebcity skit

  • @Notjo6200
    @Notjo6200 Рік тому +14

    It’s slopping time 😈

  • @DenkoMali
    @DenkoMali Рік тому

    at 14:20 i love how pyro dident notice the fast travel T pose when the npc's spawned in

  • @RealLofef
    @RealLofef Рік тому +12

    love how vampires are like these guys that prey on humans and they're super powerful and have insane superhuman abilities
    and then he just kills one in the first 10 minutes with a fucking shotgun
    and then he kills one 5 minutes later by just punching it

    • @abbycantrell1369
      @abbycantrell1369 Рік тому +3

      Exactly! The game took away any chance of being afraid to encounter vampires and instead gave the main character end-game strength right off the bat.

    • @RealLofef
      @RealLofef Рік тому

      @@abbycantrell1369 just one of many problems with this SLOP game

  • @justdave9716
    @justdave9716 Рік тому +1

    You will never see the sun. So Jacob is a gamer now.

  • @pablomejia953
    @pablomejia953 Рік тому +7

    It was good that you dropped the game mid stream and you didn't stayed to eat it all up even when it was trash like usual

  • @lordvgames
    @lordvgames Рік тому +1

    21:30 pretty sure that's the same paper sound you hear when opening the pause menu in a binding of isaac run

  • @GTSViperman
    @GTSViperman Рік тому +6

    They should've waited for October to release this

    • @Medusa_The-Bard
      @Medusa_The-Bard Рік тому +3

      October 2030

    • @Natsuki_Kat
      @Natsuki_Kat Рік тому

      Nah they should have just completely scrapped all of it and made something that isn't just lame asf

    • @ShadyPaperclips
      @ShadyPaperclips Рік тому

      this would be a fire October 32nd release 🔥

  • @CandyMaddy
    @CandyMaddy Рік тому +1

    Whoever thought putting trap gangster music when you leveled up needs to either be fired or given a raise..

  • @ireallyreallyreallylikethisimg

    I don't get why Microsoft can't put an overview team that does qa testing on all of the work being pushed out by their studios..

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 Рік тому

    2:22 trying too hard to be dishonored lmaoooo

  • @ghastlyghandi4301
    @ghastlyghandi4301 Рік тому +3

    Fallout 76 and now this, the thing that we all should learn from this is that we stay welll away from Texas

  • @GoldenMoonOfDeltaCommentaries

    Pyro: there have been no good games this year.
    Starship Troopers: Extermination: am I a joke to you

  • @purpseatpeeps8641
    @purpseatpeeps8641 Рік тому +5

    Always gotta love the live channel. The occasional incident, the constant incorrect statements. Wouldn’t have it any other way.

  • @zedyasuo7238
    @zedyasuo7238 Рік тому

    chasing the blonde boty was the best part of the video

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw Рік тому +4

    I think it's gross that companies can embargo reviews to that point, it's obviously used to keep them from being held accountable. A month out, sure, maybe they'll change something with the game that'd impact reviews, but days before release should be free game

    • @SuckYourMumLol
      @SuckYourMumLol Рік тому

      if the review positive then they'll let it fly but if negative they'll obama drone strike you since negative review can cause people to cancel pre-orders

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 Рік тому

    22:33 guess we found out how hungry the vampires were

  • @senku6184
    @senku6184 Рік тому +6

    I feel like Bethesda takes the soul out of their games nowadays.

  • @adammk8473
    @adammk8473 Рік тому +1

    22:32 live footage of pyrocynicnal uploading a video on pyroLIVE

  • @peps_vinyl
    @peps_vinyl Рік тому +3

    this truly is the morbius of video games

  • @EmulateSnakeOil
    @EmulateSnakeOil Рік тому +1

    So happy someone mentioned manhunt in a donno, I hope pyro responds to it in the vods

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 Рік тому +8

    Ah yes a 4 player coop with quirky characters and kewl powers fighting against the evil forces of the undead (or super powered mutant vampire people) truly one of the games of all time.

    • @mistermist634
      @mistermist634 Рік тому +5

      And one character trait of le quirky character is "student loans"

  • @Jcjhys
    @Jcjhys Рік тому

    the flashlight parts remind me of cold war zombies running on the lowest settings on a windows 95 computer.

  • @sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf
    @sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf Рік тому +4

    I wonder why people in the middle of a disaster would be holding notes regarding surviving disasters pyro

  • @d00gz_
    @d00gz_ Рік тому

    It’s a Christmas miracle that Pyro didn’t make a Dark Souls 3 reference when the sun died

  • @multistuff9831
    @multistuff9831 Рік тому +4

    Pyro claims no good games this year means he never heard of pizza tower…

    • @marvelousball
      @marvelousball Рік тому +1

      No good triple A games at least

    • @JoeyTheDay
      @JoeyTheDay Рік тому

      Has pyro played pizza tower yet lol

    • @no-barkthechosenone2436
      @no-barkthechosenone2436 Рік тому

      Is pizza tower worth it? I’ve never played Wario Land or anything and I’m not sure if I’ll like it

    • @multistuff9831
      @multistuff9831 Рік тому

      @@no-barkthechosenone2436 it’s absolutely worth it, it’s all about trying to keep a combo going and finding the most optimal way to run thru the entire level obliterating everything in your path to get to the end of the level and back as fast as possible. It’s impossible to die, and you can only lose during escapes because of pizza face. It’s incredibly fun and very charming, so imo it’s 100% worth it

  • @Aidang-s4p
    @Aidang-s4p Рік тому

    22:36 What a perfect analogy for the Pyro live channel

  • @doinked_2533
    @doinked_2533 Рік тому +12

    Pyro trying his best not to say "this is one of the worst games ever."

  • @Its_me_6
    @Its_me_6 Рік тому

    0:21
    We already have the bottom three reserved for the banban trilogy

  • @lafonax3813
    @lafonax3813 Рік тому +4

    dishonored2 is "pretty good"? shit was amazing bro they did awesome on the second one right up there with the first tbh

  • @wawadu2117
    @wawadu2117 Рік тому

    i've seen adverts for this and even the ads couldn't make it look good

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 Рік тому +4

    You really have to give the devs the credit they’re owed here.
    They took the concept of fighting in an island town infested with vampires and managed to make it one of the dullest, ugliest and most boring experiences of any AAA game in the last 20 years.

  • @noots_central1082
    @noots_central1082 Рік тому

    The cutscenes in here look like the scary godmother movies LOL

  • @CheezeSpartan
    @CheezeSpartan Рік тому +4

    Le slop is served, bon appetite lads.

  • @KneeCappo
    @KneeCappo Рік тому +1

    14:24 when someone watches pyro for the first time

  • @coopercan
    @coopercan Рік тому +3

    I love how both 70$ games this WEEK are just a total waste. Great sign for games to come!

    • @marvelousball
      @marvelousball Рік тому +1

      This the standard people are ok with. Triple A gaming ladies and gentlemen

  • @moonraven6145
    @moonraven6145 Рік тому +1

    The sea being frozen in time around the town is a pretty neat idea I guess, shame about basically everything else.

  • @henrytj8607
    @henrytj8607 Рік тому +5

    meanwhile fear and hunger is what? -10 dillers? and a fantastic game

  • @c4ns3r53
    @c4ns3r53 Рік тому

    the shotgun uses the sound bite from the Halo 1 Shotgun