THE FLOOR IS LAVA CHALLENGE
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
- I DON'T WANNA GET SINGED! 🐮🔪
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James executes another one of his sick childhood fantasies, by forcing the office to compete for prizes in a death defying obstacle course.
The following is for those multicultural.
Me duele todo el cuerpo. Dios, por favor deja que este sea el dulce abrazo de la muerte y no otra hemorroide.
FLOOR IS LAVA CHALLENGE
Thank You 🐮🔪
"Wait, did we all get bullied here?"- Aleks 2018
Im pretty sure James didnt get bullied, he WAS the bully lol
more so little shit than active bully
Highlord Twigattoré James said on stream that he and joe mainly only bullied teachers.
He says standing next to Kratos... although to be fair i have seen some images of Machinima days Brett and he wasn't beefy
Highlord Twigattoré yea look at him past years. Bullying kootra Aleks Trevor probably others that I don’t remember
"Wait, did we all get bullied here?"
LOL
Dog Person It's true though.
Yeah, by papa Brett
Lmao i was gonna say that
I see Alek has forgotten some of his KGB course training after he betrayed the motherland...
Is this some inside joke or does he actually have slavic origins?
sentient meat Russian immigrant
He's Russian. I'm surprised you've never heard it being brought it up before :o
Cynical Chimp I'm new here and to be honest i came here because of that "curb your racism" video and stayed for these kind of videos.
sentient meat Nice video to introduce you to this channel if I say so *MYSELF*
I’m glad I stayed up till 4am to watch grown adults manoeuvre a swing set
Hahahahaha same 🇦🇺
Lmao
And lindsey whatever it is
I stayed up to 2am to watch this. Close enough
I honestly didn’t find any of this video funny. The hollow dry commentary doesn’t help, where is the humor that used to be on this channel? Every joke is so mono tone and unenthusiastic it gets old fast, these guys seem bored, no wonder they drink before there videos.
Why does Brett look like a janitor
Ella Skubisz I think it’s the drink.
Ella Skubisz also the cap
He works part time as the cowchop warehouse janitor.
Because he is
Why does he look FINE as fuck looking like a janitor? That’s the real question
Hearing James have fun makes me smile
Going back to this after the end/split gives me such wholesome memories
Aleks small kiss on Her finger was so precious
SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!!!
I love Aleks sm
Amy Ruiz I have this thing for him that i cant fully explain why i have it but i have it. Yes. He's attractive. It is maybe because he played bass guitar in the past.
aleks I'm not your pal, buddy
I'm not you buddy, bro
alec out here looking like an r6 operator.
Ninja Aleks its the new Thermite skin
Elite tachanka
Ninja Aleks its d omegalul c
James was really into this
Mexican.sunshine James is into everything lol
Playing 'The floor is lava' is one of his biggest dreams along with becoming a high class librarian.
Mad respect to lindsey for participating, I would have been like hell no,this is how I die!
Ninja Warrior New Season Looks Sick
Budget Cuts
Why Do You Capitilise Every Word?
kēromara HAHA!
extreme Lube hmm which one?
J M lol meme
That was so cute of Aleks at the end with the little kiss the boo boo 😂
Diana Nguyen I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that 😂💗
That literally made me melt I love their relationship I think they all really like each others company
I didn't even see that 😅
MysticFate Well I'm glad you didnt miss it
I'm surprised they're not together, they act so cute around each other in every video
Alex's heavy breathing is a major theme of this episode.
probably thanks to the fireball lol
Nice Tidus pic
Anthony D He doesn't smoke.
Brett seems like the type of parent to forget about Christmas and say Santa forgot their house
c0rp1u5 which is not funny. Why do people think Brett is funny, his jokes come across careless and senseless almost every time. The promotional adds he does for the channel express so much boredom I can’t take 1 second of it. This channel has really changed over the past 2 years.
robob221 I agree with you, I don't find him funny at all, but luckily there isn't too much of him on cowchop, and I do like James and Aleks
Yikes, here we go again
I find Brett pretty funny, but I'll admit, he comes across as unnecessarily douchey at times.
Brett is plenty funny. This isn’t 2014, and we’re not with the creatures. Keep your unnecessary negative opinions to yourself
(I’m not talking to you James B, srry)
Aleks would've done better if he didn't flake on gym time with Criken
it didnt help that he was high either
or if he didn't cheat at the sonic parkour
Where IS Criken for this episode? Blue team needs another member!
no no no @s. cheese being high wouldnt affect his performance in something like this stfu.
@@MattIsLoling how would you know?
I can't believe there wasn't any serious injuries from this. Lindsay nearly gave me a heart attack during her course. Can't wait for more.
malekiththeaccursed She probably nearly gave herself a heart attack.
^thats so true 😂
heck stoopid orange drumpf
Lindsay is the living stereotype of a mother
it was hard to watch
Adam Daly I think aleks is after the clip at the end
glad im not the only person then very cringe indeed
If she was, she would've put a stop to this as soon as James started putting it up.
Its funny cause lindsey is fat and unfit
When Aleks kissed Linsey’s finger it was like such a cow chop family moment
Unfair. Aleks went through training like this to become a soldier in Russia. They also implanted cybernetic enhancements in his limbs and electronic eyes. He's pretty much a russian super soldier
James getting really creative with all these challenges!
Aleks looks like he's about to hack into security cameras and help give a secret agent directions
14:32 This may be the greatest, most graceful thing my mortal eyes have ever witnessed.
Aleks kissing lindseys hand was sweet haha. She was a good sport.
I love the concept videos like this! They clearly put effort into the course, and IMO it's more interesting to see the Cow Chaps in different scenarios as opposed to just opening boxes of returned Amazon junk
Brett is like the uncle we all wish we had
James look so happy haha
Was James deprived of recess as a kid?
"My hands are so slip... Can't get a good grip." Love it.
I was just waiting for the swing set to snap in half.
Doesnt James have a bad back wtf is he doing
lil chawpsticc its so he has evidence if there ever needs to be an insurance claim. He probably already has papers declaring shit about his back.
lil chawpsticc content that sweet sweet content
I believe he got it fixed
Not saying it’s good or bad doing what he’s doing, but one of the big issues was weight and he went out of his way to change that, and I’d never want to deny him doing what he wants to do for better or worse.
lil chawpsticc I said the same thing when he jumped through a table in the WWE tournament. He's slimmed down a lot and he had surgery if I remember correctly so his back shouldn't be nearly as troublesome as before.
I still think about how angry Matt was when he left for not not enough screen time
Coming back to this and realising that this is way better than the Netflix floor is lava show bs
Facts
that was so cute and wholesome when aleks kissed lindsay's finger at the end
indecent profile pic. cover yourself
Is this the new tekashi castle?
X 6ix9ine has his own castle?
I swear it started up again
CzechThisOutToday different tekashi b
Michael I know, I'm just being a fuckhead, hahaha
Nah that’s tekashi’s trap
Aleks holding all his other trophies lmao
Lindsay made me smile.
I like how they just leave the concrete floors bare. RIP tailbones
One thing I think could have made this video better would be to take a bunch of green sheets or something and lay them out where the lava is supposed to be. Then key in some lava. Maybe add some heat distortion. Maybe the occasion spurt up. Maybe even a splash when they hit the ground. You know, just trying to make the editor's life harder.
In middle school James got bullied but now he has billions in the bank. Be careful who you bully in middle school
Billions?
sentient meat I’m referencing an old creatures video
I dont know man, i'm kinda new here soo thank you
sentient meat no problem
Billions? Try TRILLIONS
I’ve been super depressed lately and this is exactly what I needed. I laughed so hard I cried. I haven’t laughed like that in forever. Much appreciated! Also u go Lindsey! A much less person would have given up lol
I feel like I am watching a 90's game show.
I have never been so early to a Cow Chop vid, and I am beyond excited.
That sonic forces parkour prepared Aleks for this lol
"Wait did we all get bullied here?" I love aleks
This was brilliant, how did nobody get hurt 😂
Daniel Francis well Lindsey was bleeding.
Foreshadowing for next episode..
Needed helmets, concrete floors not good for this.
I remember so clearly how much those swing sets are not made for adult humans.
Just bros watching each other get covered in cream.
The boo boo kiss was adorable 😂
frogyforever ü
12:45 beast mode E N G A G E D
Kinda wanted it to be just James making a fool out of himself and nobody else doing the course
Aww that kiss was adorable
“Did we all get bullied here?”
lmao oh Aleks
I cant wait to see strongman brett hungry destroy the set
James explaining the course was super wholesome
these outfits...i’m sweating fellas
Watching James live his dreams is the most wholesome video
James had way too much fun.
*And at this moment, James realised what he got himself into* hahahah
Me:this is too dangerous, surely they will stop here.
James:Stay tuned...
These comments are so wholesome! Half of us have probably been following either/both aleks and james for 5+ years..so glad to be one of the cow chop fans 🐄🔪
Finally I have been waiting on this to come out 😀
Aleks kissing Lindsey hurt finger is something I didn’t know I needed
aleks that was so sweet and precious!!
"We're on a team, right?
"Yeah, this is bad for us."
"HEY! PICK IT UP!"
lmao
Damn, I hate myself for thinking it but this would just be so awesome with Trevor or Joe doing the obstacle course.
James looks so happy. Like he never got to play as a child, so now he's making other people play with him so he can have that fun he never got.
This was amazing James!
Loved that edit from "you weren't on the varsity floor is lava team" to "wait did we all get bullied here" props to the editor.
Alex was so buzzed during this 😂
Been waiting for this ever since they mentioned it on the latest podcast
I have waited 10,000 years
But it is finally here
Should a went:
-and you win this!
>looks of horror and disgust while James just smiles and keeps looking at the camera
That Aleks kiss was cute asf
We need more Cowchop physical game shows please
Yes! I wanted to see this one for a while now.
Just like James, I also didn't get to play "Floor is lava" all because I didn't have friends... *sniff* I'm a little lonely.
the anime avi really explains it
Yeah, I see your point.
Wanna be my friend @icarus? I clould show you my hentai...
Brayan Martinez your hentai? Like your collection or drawings?
@lol Triplu
Both, though do please note that my drawings are like a grade school kids type of style but my collection on the other hand is as the cool people would say: *lit*
Brayan Martinez that sounds cool or should I say : L I T .
"Did we all get bullied here" 😂😂😂
Lindsey is so fucking great lmao i love her so much
You would think this would've been the thing that broke James's ankle, but no...
*BRETT CASUALLY DRINKS BEER*
This game is kind of like a kid's birthday party. The kid being James. And you go, and there's really nothing for you to do there, but the kid's having a really good time, so you... You're kind of there. That's... That's kind of what it's like.
So is Brett just going to use his Vegan powers and cross the swing set like a jungle jim?
I have never laughed sm at one of y’all videos 😂😂😂 good job
thank goodness aleks didn't get anything on his face
Here from 2021. I miss this
Aleks’ glasses are off putting to me for some reason
I think that's the point.
He looks like Zak Bagans from Ghost Adventures
Danielle Oliver I was just gonna comment that lol, didn't think anyone would know what I was talkin' about
Actinium Lizard same haha I really wasnt expecting anyone to get that. It was my first thought though
just like a whole minute of aleks gasping audio from this video
Aleks run was hilarious
Favorite video of cc so far. Can't wait for p2.
Aw, aleks gave Lindsey's cut a lil smooch
I'm excited for the next part! This was great
God I love this channel
James and Brett’s commentary in the background was so good
fuck i miss these guys
This is the shittiest most unsecure fucking course I've ever seen holy shit I wouldn't go on it
Aleks showing is his Russian KGB training
Someone please give these guys 1 million subs. Clearly they are trying to earn it, and it only causes death and destruction.
Aleks touched the floor , and they didn't count it I'm telling
Lindsey only touched the floor, and they didn't count it I'm telling
They actually did count all of them for Aleks and Lindsay, if you look at the total times and check the number of mistakes they match up
Gatlin Pointer “YOU BROKE THE RULES!”
“SNITCHES GET STITCHES”
😂😂😂
Mad props to Lindsey for doing this lmao
M Y L E G
This actually makes me sad. I am going to miss this ):