"I don't want none of your fucking sausage, in my mouth, agai- that came off wrong." I think that came off perfectly, and from the sounds of it so did James.
As a movie prop and effects enthusiast, seeing the Prop Store logo made my heart skip a beat in excitement. That being said, my heart also consequently sank when I realized this was a cow chop video, and that whatever would be inside would likely be destroyed :(
I was sitting here when James was about to take his hair down like "Please play careless whisper. PLEASE play careless whisper. It's gonna be so funny" and you did so thank you to whoever put that in lol.
I like how James insists that his gifts are good just from originality alone, but many of them suck ass and are ridiculous ( in the most hilarious way, so there's no real problem there ). While Aleks keeps getting cool gifts... usually. Such as drones, gadgets, and vehicles. What a strange contrast between the two of them. XD
"Where am I going? Where am I going?!" Was probably the last words of the Segway inventor as his Segway was driving him off a cliff. It might not explode, but it will still try to kill you.
this was one of the best episodes
10/10
hearing two adult grown men crying like that was terrifying
The Segway role-playing was the best part for me... I wanna see more
lmfao. im laughing way too hard at them crying like babies
I am actually happy to see them do something public again. I would love more of this.
Wouldn't we all. R.I.P
Alek's "I know i really shouldn't, but fuck it i'm going to" look never gets old lmao, accompany that with the Opera music it fits so well lol.
*Aleks'*
That was some goooooooood roleplay at the end there bois
Some real foreshadowing to what they're doing now on Twitch for sure.
Chief Bobby Smith & Crimelord Siz Faulker
@@Mallinaamari I was thinking the exact same thing
The content seems to be picking back up recently. Just hope the views do aswell
Damn, James looked like a Puerto Rican Jesus when he let his hair out.
That dude is greasy as fuck
James is the messiah
@@hantront It's lush and hydrated, not greasy
"Five Nights at Cow Chop"
Literally any time a guest comes in.
Haven’t laughed like this from a video in a while
Stwid glad I’m not the only one 😂
“Is that a vincero?”
“Yea and it tells time!”
*second hand doesn’t move for 4 seconds straight*
Maybe they just packed out a new one without battery for the ad read.
This show has really come into full stride. This was gold bois.
More cops parodies.
This is cowchop, the rest is somewhat not.
Two men on a couch crying at each other
Sounds like a very niche porno
@Pipa Cacao Ya know what...you got a point there.
Aleks mumbling is aesthetic
You're one of the few alter ego accounts of Aleks left, keep on doing God's work
Adam Bronicki as the founder of the original Aleks Discord, I shall
Horny Aleks as long as I’m blindfolded ;}
Two years later and you're still committed to the bit. I salute you
@@ryannn39 I salute you back, good sir
This video was so funny! They looked so happy this ep
I seriously love Alek and James friendship
Y'all being hella silly and i love it
Are we gonna get a christmas guide this year?
yes
@@CowChop nice
@@CowChop nice
Cow Chop nice
@@CowChop nice
"I don't want none of your fucking sausage, in my mouth, agai- that came off wrong."
I think that came off perfectly, and from the sounds of it so did James.
that ending makes me wish if really do more sketches like DEMONatized. they sure have the talent of acting
“The most epic Prison Brake movie, ever on the planet, ever.” -IGN
@@jusuuno im not so sure bout that
@@jusuuno Nah its Brock*, Brock Obama
This was legit best episode of prime time in a hot minute! Always love the show but there was something special bout this one! Thanks Cowchop
As a movie prop and effects enthusiast, seeing the Prop Store logo made my heart skip a beat in excitement. That being said, my heart also consequently sank when I realized this was a cow chop video, and that whatever would be inside would likely be destroyed :(
Suffer
13:37 the beginning of a weird porn.
That look on Alek's face when he has the head piece from the cow is hilarious. 10:57 for a good laugh
1:51
Just your average inner goblin soul screaming
that prison break scene was the best thing ive seen on amazon prime time in a long time
“Hungry and stressed time”
Now if that ain’t me
Yup, still re-watching all of them. I miss my CowChop.
Me too my friend, me too.
This was amazing to watch, thank you guys!
The COPS song at the end haha perfect. Loved that show
10:57 Congrats to Aleks for taking the mantle as Captain America in the remake!
10:57 Aleks looking like a low budget reverse flash
😂
2:40 this bit is just so good. You guys are great.
This was a good episode! Really miss these, I always look back and watch the old amazon prime time episodes.
"I'm just a security officer" Paul Blart: Mall Cop 5 - CONFIRMED
The editing in this one was superb!
James on a segway looks like a pooping dog on wheels
I hope someone reads this and thinks: “man i miss these times”.
Not alone bro
I miss being happy and having fun
That prison "break out" scene and the subsequent chase was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. :D Aleks makes a great security officer. 11/10
Brett's bald head is the highlight of every episode, all he needs is a dad cap!
Bit at the end made my day tbh
Yes. This is why we are here for. Thanks for the content guys!!!
James bringing back hard time in real life
Aleks looks like Russian Captain America at 10:57
True
I was sitting here when James was about to take his hair down like "Please play careless whisper. PLEASE play careless whisper. It's gonna be so funny" and you did so thank you to whoever put that in lol.
James: I was in Chinatown for a sec there
Alex: yeah, lots of red and yellow in Chinatown
That skit at the end was refreshing it actually seemed genuine!
I LOVED HIS EPISODE james spirits are up again and they both seem happier and sillier!! and whoever did the edits for ths was GREAT
I JUST LOVE HOW ALEKS LOOKS LIKE A KID WHO GOT YELLED AT WHEN JAMES TOLD HIM NOT TO OPEN THE FRAGILE GIFT FROM THE SIDE
That was quite the Step Brothers moment at the end there...
Aleks: Wanna take these outside?
James: I guess
9:21 Rare footage of 50 Blessings giving one of their members an animal mask
The roleplaying was gold. Never change guys
God is preventing Alek's lust for fire and destruction.
That ending skit when aleks was talking and james was escaping reminded me of the office
I laughed a lot watching this, it seems like you guys had more fun filming this episode. Thanks for the video.
That was such a good video ! I laughed all along and even hurt my jaw a bit, but all from the happiness, bless !
This was one of the goodest episodes to date.
Thanks guys.
Hearing James do a baby cry is the highlight of my day
"Where am I going? Where am I going?"
Straight into a scripted piano crash, james. Thats where.
Funniest ep. I couldn't stop laughing. Aleks and James are such a great duo!!
I thoroughly enjoyed this episode and the editing.
This reminded me of the old Amazon Prime Time episodes, it was amazing. Loved it boys
This has been the best APT episode in a LONG time, happy to see this
This was one of the best in the while, rofl. Solid stuff, my dudes.
I absolutely adore Aleks for some reason
That was an amazing video. Added to my list of favorites.
This was an epic episode of amazon prime time!!!
The dude checking his watch while underwater like "Oh, it's time to come up for air"
I like how James insists that his gifts are good just from originality alone, but many of them suck ass and are ridiculous ( in the most hilarious way, so there's no real problem there ). While Aleks keeps getting cool gifts... usually. Such as drones, gadgets, and vehicles. What a strange contrast between the two of them. XD
3:59 James to Aleks: "Motherfucker!"
Me: "Uh, James..."
2:15 Dude Aleks is cracking me up this episode. The rain got him good or sum dude. "Waluigi"
The prison role play outside of the warehouse was great! Very reminiscent of the chip and marshal days!
best episode ever!!! love you guys, killin it yooooo
So glad their bit lead them outside the gates lol
I loved the roleplay segment :D
Had to pause I was laughing so hard. Love you guys, great job
huge improvement on the last few amazon videos. keep it up!
Definitely reminded me of how Alex and James we’re back in the day, this was funny af 😂😂
JAMES YOU BAITED U DIDNT EAT THE GUMMIES😡🤬
Yes
bruh it's hemp it wouldn't do anything even if he ate the whole jar
James was starring straight into the light hahahah
love these edits
when Aleks put that head piece on I was dying XD
wow brett really sold me on those vincero's O.O i gotta cop me one
Wow, this was such a great episode. Keep it up guys.
"Where am I going? Where am I going?!" Was probably the last words of the Segway inventor as his Segway was driving him off a cliff.
It might not explode, but it will still try to kill you.
I can only picture them in those wheelchair scooters chasing each other down the street with a cane when they get older. Lol. This was hilarious.
I find the whole Segway segment funny because I can see prisoners actually being transferred the way James was riding it
I got my merch in the mail today. I love it. So thaaaaaaaanks.
People like the guy at 15:41 is why the earth stays green. Best boy
"What is the Power of prayer, YOU'RE A MOTHER FUCKER" OMFG that shit killed me
4:35 5:56 when the bit goes too far and Aleks legit gets all concerned love that shit
13:38 is that Paul Senior from American Choppers?
“it was cold- it was like 67 degrees”
it’s -30 where i live :))
16:10 same thing I say whenever I watch cow chop
James has an oddly convincing baby cry. At least his first attempt was
Please do a secret santa this year
this is one of the best vids in a long time XD
The obligatory "run straight into a wall and fall onto the floor" every time they get a vehicle
"It tells time"
*second hand of time never moves*
Newest superhero in the MCU
11:10 Cowman
&
10:56 cattle boy
James: I don't know if i want to break it
Also James: Where's the little hammer?