FIVE NIGHTS AT COW CHOP'S

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  • Опубліковано 29 жов 2024

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  • @safflower_s
    @safflower_s 5 років тому +1197

    this was one of the best episodes
    10/10
    hearing two adult grown men crying like that was terrifying

    • @Mysticfateee
      @Mysticfateee 5 років тому +17

      The Segway role-playing was the best part for me... I wanna see more

    • @MrSlipfilth666
      @MrSlipfilth666 5 років тому +5

      lmfao. im laughing way too hard at them crying like babies

  • @Nom2421
    @Nom2421 5 років тому +696

    I am actually happy to see them do something public again. I would love more of this.

    • @matth.4320
      @matth.4320 3 роки тому +7

      Wouldn't we all. R.I.P

  • @Mike55690
    @Mike55690 5 років тому +634

    Alek's "I know i really shouldn't, but fuck it i'm going to" look never gets old lmao, accompany that with the Opera music it fits so well lol.

  • @luckyduckymeli
    @luckyduckymeli 5 років тому +510

    That was some goooooooood roleplay at the end there bois

    • @Mallinaamari
      @Mallinaamari 4 роки тому +2

      Some real foreshadowing to what they're doing now on Twitch for sure.

    • @rachelm9981
      @rachelm9981 4 роки тому

      Chief Bobby Smith & Crimelord Siz Faulker

    • @loganweiss6949
      @loganweiss6949 2 роки тому

      @@Mallinaamari I was thinking the exact same thing

  • @Josh-kx3eb
    @Josh-kx3eb 5 років тому +419

    The content seems to be picking back up recently. Just hope the views do aswell

  • @ulakkitheunemployed4064
    @ulakkitheunemployed4064 5 років тому +203

    Damn, James looked like a Puerto Rican Jesus when he let his hair out.

    • @hantront
      @hantront 5 років тому

      That dude is greasy as fuck

    • @ArcaneEclipse
      @ArcaneEclipse 5 років тому +4

      James is the messiah

    • @beastlysquash1203
      @beastlysquash1203 5 років тому +11

      @@hantront It's lush and hydrated, not greasy

  • @YB-zt8qz
    @YB-zt8qz 5 років тому +98

    "Five Nights at Cow Chop"
    Literally any time a guest comes in.

  • @sendhimtheclip
    @sendhimtheclip 5 років тому +196

    Haven’t laughed like this from a video in a while

  • @dailydoses1123
    @dailydoses1123 5 років тому +91

    “Is that a vincero?”
    “Yea and it tells time!”
    *second hand doesn’t move for 4 seconds straight*

    • @s3dchr
      @s3dchr 5 років тому +4

      Maybe they just packed out a new one without battery for the ad read.

  • @thedukeofdorks6001
    @thedukeofdorks6001 5 років тому +84

    This show has really come into full stride. This was gold bois.
    More cops parodies.

    • @NoblessObligee
      @NoblessObligee 5 років тому

      This is cowchop, the rest is somewhat not.

  • @cruzingman560
    @cruzingman560 5 років тому +202

    Two men on a couch crying at each other

  • @justseizurealeks
    @justseizurealeks 5 років тому +337

    Aleks mumbling is aesthetic

    • @crowcrowcrowcrowcrowcrowcrowow
      @crowcrowcrowcrowcrowcrowcrowow 5 років тому +7

      You're one of the few alter ego accounts of Aleks left, keep on doing God's work

    • @justseizurealeks
      @justseizurealeks 5 років тому +3

      Adam Bronicki as the founder of the original Aleks Discord, I shall

    • @justseizurealeks
      @justseizurealeks 5 років тому

      Horny Aleks as long as I’m blindfolded ;}

    • @ryannn39
      @ryannn39 3 роки тому +1

      Two years later and you're still committed to the bit. I salute you

    • @justseizurealeks
      @justseizurealeks 3 роки тому

      @@ryannn39 I salute you back, good sir

  • @kiyamegir
    @kiyamegir 5 років тому +40

    This video was so funny! They looked so happy this ep

  • @codesamuraix7035
    @codesamuraix7035 5 років тому +32

    I seriously love Alek and James friendship

  • @Peachbuun
    @Peachbuun 5 років тому +45

    Y'all being hella silly and i love it

  • @BeardedGorlok
    @BeardedGorlok 5 років тому +262

    Are we gonna get a christmas guide this year?

  • @henkilepsilon6396
    @henkilepsilon6396 5 років тому +3

    "I don't want none of your fucking sausage, in my mouth, agai- that came off wrong."
    I think that came off perfectly, and from the sounds of it so did James.

  • @surendahusio7898
    @surendahusio7898 5 років тому +11

    that ending makes me wish if really do more sketches like DEMONatized. they sure have the talent of acting

  • @ayobrownie
    @ayobrownie 5 років тому +73

    “The most epic Prison Brake movie, ever on the planet, ever.” -IGN

  • @danielfrancis5356
    @danielfrancis5356 5 років тому +13

    This was legit best episode of prime time in a hot minute! Always love the show but there was something special bout this one! Thanks Cowchop

  • @rockyxbautista
    @rockyxbautista 5 років тому +20

    As a movie prop and effects enthusiast, seeing the Prop Store logo made my heart skip a beat in excitement. That being said, my heart also consequently sank when I realized this was a cow chop video, and that whatever would be inside would likely be destroyed :(

  • @TetraSky
    @TetraSky 5 років тому +60

    13:37 the beginning of a weird porn.

  • @mersadie21
    @mersadie21 5 років тому +8

    That look on Alek's face when he has the head piece from the cow is hilarious. 10:57 for a good laugh

  • @shockwave4043
    @shockwave4043 5 років тому +19

    1:51
    Just your average inner goblin soul screaming

  • @MisterChappy
    @MisterChappy 5 років тому +8

    that prison break scene was the best thing ive seen on amazon prime time in a long time

  • @EndiXIV
    @EndiXIV 5 років тому +7

    “Hungry and stressed time”
    Now if that ain’t me

  • @MsAnkane
    @MsAnkane 4 роки тому +3

    Yup, still re-watching all of them. I miss my CowChop.

    • @rawman34
      @rawman34 3 роки тому

      Me too my friend, me too.

  • @ShiKaMe7
    @ShiKaMe7 5 років тому +6

    This was amazing to watch, thank you guys!

  • @PapiXPGaming
    @PapiXPGaming 5 років тому +2

    The COPS song at the end haha perfect. Loved that show

  • @NotMac
    @NotMac 5 років тому +1

    10:57 Congrats to Aleks for taking the mantle as Captain America in the remake!

  • @NULLJ0Y
    @NULLJ0Y 5 років тому +4

    10:57 Aleks looking like a low budget reverse flash

  • @janepettibone4648
    @janepettibone4648 5 років тому +2

    2:40 this bit is just so good. You guys are great.

  • @Elmoink
    @Elmoink 5 років тому +2

    This was a good episode! Really miss these, I always look back and watch the old amazon prime time episodes.

  • @amylovespocky2996
    @amylovespocky2996 5 років тому +2

    "I'm just a security officer" Paul Blart: Mall Cop 5 - CONFIRMED

  • @lgr4738
    @lgr4738 5 років тому +3

    The editing in this one was superb!

  • @MattLockw00d
    @MattLockw00d 5 років тому +16

    James on a segway looks like a pooping dog on wheels

  • @marijnborsboom8571
    @marijnborsboom8571 Рік тому +5

    I hope someone reads this and thinks: “man i miss these times”.

  • @fmello5407
    @fmello5407 5 років тому

    That prison "break out" scene and the subsequent chase was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. :D Aleks makes a great security officer. 11/10

  • @allanombina
    @allanombina 5 років тому +29

    Brett's bald head is the highlight of every episode, all he needs is a dad cap!

  • @MALLGOTHZ
    @MALLGOTHZ 5 років тому +5

    Bit at the end made my day tbh

  • @lookatmenow1450
    @lookatmenow1450 5 років тому +2

    Yes. This is why we are here for. Thanks for the content guys!!!

  • @azzie9183
    @azzie9183 5 років тому +9

    James bringing back hard time in real life

  • @nickdeluca4770
    @nickdeluca4770 5 років тому +8

    Aleks looks like Russian Captain America at 10:57

  • @brie4182
    @brie4182 5 років тому +1

    I was sitting here when James was about to take his hair down like "Please play careless whisper. PLEASE play careless whisper. It's gonna be so funny" and you did so thank you to whoever put that in lol.

  • @rickhunter17
    @rickhunter17 5 років тому +2

    James: I was in Chinatown for a sec there
    Alex: yeah, lots of red and yellow in Chinatown

  • @TheBravesfan30
    @TheBravesfan30 5 років тому

    That skit at the end was refreshing it actually seemed genuine!

  • @TheDudeEver
    @TheDudeEver 5 років тому

    I LOVED HIS EPISODE james spirits are up again and they both seem happier and sillier!! and whoever did the edits for ths was GREAT

  • @sorbetsosara
    @sorbetsosara 5 років тому +1

    I JUST LOVE HOW ALEKS LOOKS LIKE A KID WHO GOT YELLED AT WHEN JAMES TOLD HIM NOT TO OPEN THE FRAGILE GIFT FROM THE SIDE

  • @corrosivebullet
    @corrosivebullet 5 років тому

    That was quite the Step Brothers moment at the end there...
    Aleks: Wanna take these outside?
    James: I guess

  • @TheG_Boy
    @TheG_Boy 5 років тому +2

    9:21 Rare footage of 50 Blessings giving one of their members an animal mask

  • @labrat7927
    @labrat7927 5 років тому

    The roleplaying was gold. Never change guys

  • @anfunifr3nzy610
    @anfunifr3nzy610 5 років тому +5

    God is preventing Alek's lust for fire and destruction.

  • @GamingBossness
    @GamingBossness 5 років тому +1

    That ending skit when aleks was talking and james was escaping reminded me of the office

  • @drizzycookietacocake
    @drizzycookietacocake 5 років тому

    I laughed a lot watching this, it seems like you guys had more fun filming this episode. Thanks for the video.

  • @astraothelion6942
    @astraothelion6942 5 років тому +1

    That was such a good video ! I laughed all along and even hurt my jaw a bit, but all from the happiness, bless !

  • @SoonGone
    @SoonGone 5 років тому

    This was one of the goodest episodes to date.
    Thanks guys.

  • @O7mexia
    @O7mexia 5 років тому +1

    Hearing James do a baby cry is the highlight of my day

  • @porkins93
    @porkins93 5 років тому

    "Where am I going? Where am I going?"
    Straight into a scripted piano crash, james. Thats where.

  • @nesreencutie
    @nesreencutie 5 років тому +1

    Funniest ep. I couldn't stop laughing. Aleks and James are such a great duo!!

  • @JeyKeropi16
    @JeyKeropi16 5 років тому

    I thoroughly enjoyed this episode and the editing.

  • @BenjiStreami
    @BenjiStreami 5 років тому

    This reminded me of the old Amazon Prime Time episodes, it was amazing. Loved it boys

  • @Daemiadk
    @Daemiadk 5 років тому

    This has been the best APT episode in a LONG time, happy to see this

  • @chocolatemoose7761
    @chocolatemoose7761 5 років тому +2

    This was one of the best in the while, rofl. Solid stuff, my dudes.

  • @Cyber.5pyder
    @Cyber.5pyder 5 років тому +3

    I absolutely adore Aleks for some reason

  • @janepettibone4648
    @janepettibone4648 5 років тому

    That was an amazing video. Added to my list of favorites.

  • @WildWombats
    @WildWombats 5 років тому +18

    This was an epic episode of amazon prime time!!!

  • @OakloreGaming
    @OakloreGaming 5 років тому

    The dude checking his watch while underwater like "Oh, it's time to come up for air"

  • @GameJames-Arkveveen
    @GameJames-Arkveveen 5 років тому

    I like how James insists that his gifts are good just from originality alone, but many of them suck ass and are ridiculous ( in the most hilarious way, so there's no real problem there ). While Aleks keeps getting cool gifts... usually. Such as drones, gadgets, and vehicles. What a strange contrast between the two of them. XD

  • @St4s1sLD
    @St4s1sLD 5 років тому +1

    3:59 James to Aleks: "Motherfucker!"
    Me: "Uh, James..."

  • @janepettibone4648
    @janepettibone4648 5 років тому

    2:15 Dude Aleks is cracking me up this episode. The rain got him good or sum dude. "Waluigi"

  • @TroyKingLord
    @TroyKingLord 5 років тому

    The prison role play outside of the warehouse was great! Very reminiscent of the chip and marshal days!

  • @MrKaptainKittens
    @MrKaptainKittens 5 років тому +1

    best episode ever!!! love you guys, killin it yooooo

  • @ortegadion16
    @ortegadion16 5 років тому +2

    So glad their bit lead them outside the gates lol

  • @petris2010
    @petris2010 5 років тому +1

    I loved the roleplay segment :D

  • @payt4297
    @payt4297 5 років тому

    Had to pause I was laughing so hard. Love you guys, great job

  • @Shadowrealm99
    @Shadowrealm99 5 років тому

    huge improvement on the last few amazon videos. keep it up!

  • @cruzrosales7419
    @cruzrosales7419 5 років тому

    Definitely reminded me of how Alex and James we’re back in the day, this was funny af 😂😂

  • @almightydiaz
    @almightydiaz 5 років тому +50

    JAMES YOU BAITED U DIDNT EAT THE GUMMIES😡🤬

    • @zeeRooster
      @zeeRooster 5 років тому +16

      Yes

    • @THEdarkmonkey678
      @THEdarkmonkey678 5 років тому +1

      bruh it's hemp it wouldn't do anything even if he ate the whole jar

  • @unclezaza6487
    @unclezaza6487 5 років тому +2

    James was starring straight into the light hahahah

  • @Manb3ArsRAWR96
    @Manb3ArsRAWR96 5 років тому +2

    love these edits

  • @KerioFive
    @KerioFive 5 років тому +1

    when Aleks put that head piece on I was dying XD

  • @jefferymuffinsbobmarley6128
    @jefferymuffinsbobmarley6128 5 років тому +1

    wow brett really sold me on those vincero's O.O i gotta cop me one

  • @LulyRC
    @LulyRC 5 років тому

    Wow, this was such a great episode. Keep it up guys.

  • @iored
    @iored 5 років тому

    "Where am I going? Where am I going?!" Was probably the last words of the Segway inventor as his Segway was driving him off a cliff.
    It might not explode, but it will still try to kill you.

  • @MrGenuyasha
    @MrGenuyasha 5 років тому

    I can only picture them in those wheelchair scooters chasing each other down the street with a cane when they get older. Lol. This was hilarious.

  • @elmonke77
    @elmonke77 5 років тому

    I find the whole Segway segment funny because I can see prisoners actually being transferred the way James was riding it

  • @em_birch
    @em_birch 5 років тому

    I got my merch in the mail today. I love it. So thaaaaaaaanks.

  • @weakegg5648
    @weakegg5648 5 років тому

    People like the guy at 15:41 is why the earth stays green. Best boy

  • @Kylezk117
    @Kylezk117 5 років тому

    "What is the Power of prayer, YOU'RE A MOTHER FUCKER" OMFG that shit killed me

  • @teeges
    @teeges 5 років тому

    4:35 5:56 when the bit goes too far and Aleks legit gets all concerned love that shit

  • @melora4945
    @melora4945 5 років тому +2

    13:38 is that Paul Senior from American Choppers?

  • @peachybaby2272
    @peachybaby2272 5 років тому +1

    “it was cold- it was like 67 degrees”
    it’s -30 where i live :))

  • @Safiabb7
    @Safiabb7 5 років тому +2

    16:10 same thing I say whenever I watch cow chop

  • @Nonco-1
    @Nonco-1 5 років тому

    James has an oddly convincing baby cry. At least his first attempt was

  • @jawkay1818
    @jawkay1818 5 років тому +9

    Please do a secret santa this year

  • @windowsxp9960
    @windowsxp9960 5 років тому +1

    this is one of the best vids in a long time XD

  • @TheSecksyManlady
    @TheSecksyManlady 5 років тому

    The obligatory "run straight into a wall and fall onto the floor" every time they get a vehicle

  • @illusionofquality979
    @illusionofquality979 5 років тому +1

    "It tells time"
    *second hand of time never moves*

  • @rulthlessrudy
    @rulthlessrudy 5 років тому

    Newest superhero in the MCU
    11:10 Cowman
    &
    10:56 cattle boy

  • @GalvakzaMusic
    @GalvakzaMusic 5 років тому

    James: I don't know if i want to break it
    Also James: Where's the little hammer?