God I'm tempted to go to the Gem movie and just start singing "This is the part where I get an abortion" over and over again as loud as I could but... eh, I did that during Frozen
Can we all agree that the people making the Jem film basically stole part of the "Josie and Pussycats" movie plot and stuck it into theirs? They didn't even try. Jiz just lifted my spirits, which is NOT a phrase I thought I'd say today. Thank goodness for parody gold like this.
I will pay a Kickstarter to have the entire movie turned into Jiz: The Shitty Motherfucking Movie. I've never even looked at a Kickstarter campaign in my life (except the ones that pay for abortions; they get direct pay from the bank).
Even five seconds of any of the work you've done is more thought out, more intriguing, and more entertaining than the Jem movie looks. Maybe they should've had you on the writing staff? You could've taught them a thing or two.
Jiz is my spirit animal, muse, role model and all around icon. Love live the Jiz. The movie is probably going to be a steaming pile of dog turd but if it results in more Jiz then, you know, silver lining and all that.
Im a fan of Jem and the holograms and Jiz, i grew up in the 80s watching Jem and the Holograms, all the episodes from 1985-1988. This movie is a total joke, first of all, everybody in the original Jem and the holograms were in their 20s, not teenagers. 2, where are the Misfits and the Stingers, also the 5th band member of the Holograms isnt even here, too despite the fact she came in on the 2nd season of Jem and the Holograms. 3 Eric Raymond is played by a woman named Erica Raymond, 4 Shana is an African American, in the movie she is white, they dont have Synergy, which is what really made the cartoon truly outrageous. Also where is starlight Mansion with the starlight foster girls Not one thing about the movie is even relevant to the original Jem and the Holograms. you dont see the glitz ,glamour or magic that the original Jem and the Holograms portrayed. There is no diversity like you saw in the original Jem. If you never watched the cartoon Jem and the Holograms, please do. It was one of the best cartoons ever produced, everything about it was great. If you talked to anybody who was a kid and grew up in the 80s, pretty much everybody watched Jem Im 39 and still watch the reruns of Jem and the Holograms. Thanks
So awesome! If Hollywood did finance some top-end production company, hired slutty actors and marketed this to teenagers, i see this raking in 20-30 mil and maybe get nominated for awards.....probably golden globes.
The subtlety... the lackluster delivery of the iconic "Shitty panties" and "I'll kill you" lines is a perfect parody of blatant fan-service in shitty movie trailers
This was worlds better than the actual trailer. My childhood died when I watched it a few weeks ago. No wild hair and costumes, no Synergy, no Misfits what the fuck is this shit? At least Rio could've had the cran grape hair. I don't know how I'd pay you if you had the time and energy to dub the whole movie.
OMG, I didn't realize that little girl was Shitty Panties!!! Maybe the movie won't be that bad after all! BTW, I can't wait until this gets more likes than the actual trailer. That will be great.
ughh, i can't watch this just yet cause i hate spoilers even if this is a damn hot mess but I can't wait to watch the movie so i can come back and emerge myself into this Sienna D'Enema clip!!
So they take out all the offensive(interesting) parts and replace them with contrived cliches. The RoboCop remake was such a smash hit, why not shit on another franchise?!
What parts were offensive/interesting in the original cartoon that were replaced?? I’m sure you won’t get my notification, but I just thought your comment was silly. There was nothing offensive in the original cartoon.
I would watch if you dubbed over the film. That says a lot.
drstrangeluv25 I was thinking the same thing; a full-length Jiz movie.
drstrangeluv25 We wouldn't be the kind fans of Sienna to request such a high order as watching, dubbing, and editing this entire film now would we.
***** I wouldn't want to wish that upon him but I'd still watch.
drstrangeluv25 I would watch hahahah
+drstrangeluv25 i would pay to see that easily
God I'm tempted to go to the Gem movie and just start singing "This is the part where I get an abortion" over and over again as loud as I could but... eh, I did that during Frozen
"You're such a bottom. No! I'm a power top!" lololol
Yay, finally Jiz movie preview!!!
i just saw a tv spot for this. totally forgot about the movie. ahahaha
"You're such a bottom."
"No! I'm a power top!"
"Shitty panties?! I'll kill you..."
I liked this more than the original
Everything
bad day?
Shiddy pannies!
OMG this trailer and this movie sucks but this spoof is amazeballs ;) keep it going
Can we all agree that the people making the Jem film basically stole part of the "Josie and Pussycats" movie plot and stuck it into theirs? They didn't even try. Jiz just lifted my spirits, which is NOT a phrase I thought I'd say today. Thank goodness for parody gold like this.
this trailer literately makes more sense than the original
I will pay a Kickstarter to have the entire movie turned into Jiz: The Shitty Motherfucking Movie. I've never even looked at a Kickstarter campaign in my life (except the ones that pay for abortions; they get direct pay from the bank).
Jason Sawyer Yes!!!! lol
that would be worth it
This would have made more money than the actual film XD
Pube stylist. Power Top. The shit fetishist cameo. The Ariana Grande parody song was more memorable than any of the generic songs from the movie.
Please dub over the whole movie when it releases. Thanks!
I would totally pay $20 to see the entire film dubbed by Jizz at a local theater.
bless you for giving the treatment this phoned-in piece of shit movie deserves
"The human race is going extinct, let one baby live!"
They took away everything that made Jem/Jiz unique and made a generic "fame ruins everything" crapfest. Jiz deserves better!
“Two ethnically ambiguous cunce” quite literally the best line EVER
My baby's gonna drop to the floor! 🎶😂
This "movie" looks like absolute shit. They didn't even bother to add the Misfits or cast Shana as a darker skinned woman.
Do a full parody of the abortion song
Moy Rios YES. Please do this. It is catchy as crabs. I've been singing it all damn day.
PLEASE!!! MY FAVE SONG EVVVAAARRRR
Moy Rios mah fetus
@@motheroftacos117 hahaha catchy as crabs 🤣
the only reason this film needs to be released is to make the JIZ version .
I came here straight from the original version of the trailer. Feeling better thanks.
Thank you Jiz. Just thank you.
"Am I in a fucking Bonnie Tyler video?"
"Accordion and a straw ... slurp." So that's all it takes for me to piss and shit on myself.
Even five seconds of any of the work you've done is more thought out, more intriguing, and more entertaining than the Jem movie looks. Maybe they should've had you on the writing staff? You could've taught them a thing or two.
A million times better that the shit show Hollywood produced.
I cannot describe the amount of laughter I have had in the last 30 minutes watching these videos!!
As soon as i saw this was getting a reboot i hoped you'd do this! 😉
Jiz is my spirit animal, muse, role model and all around icon. Love live the Jiz. The movie is probably going to be a steaming pile of dog turd but if it results in more Jiz then, you know, silver lining and all that.
Yaaaaass
Im a fan of Jem and the holograms and Jiz, i grew up in the 80s watching Jem and the Holograms, all the episodes from 1985-1988. This movie is a total joke, first of all, everybody in the original Jem and the holograms were in their 20s, not teenagers. 2, where are the Misfits and the Stingers, also the 5th band member of the Holograms isnt even here, too despite the fact she came in on the 2nd season of Jem and the Holograms. 3 Eric Raymond is played by a woman named Erica Raymond, 4 Shana is an African American, in the movie she is white, they dont have Synergy, which is what really made the cartoon truly outrageous. Also where is starlight Mansion with the starlight foster girls Not one thing about the movie is even relevant to the original Jem and the Holograms. you dont see the glitz ,glamour or magic that the original Jem and the Holograms portrayed. There is no diversity like you saw in the original Jem. If you never watched the cartoon Jem and the Holograms, please do. It was one of the best cartoons ever produced, everything about it was great. If you talked to anybody who was a kid and grew up in the 80s, pretty much everybody watched Jem Im 39 and still watch the reruns of Jem and the Holograms. Thanks
Lol. You said there is “no diversity” in the movie. There is an Asian band member, and Shana is NOT white.
You should do a voice dub of the whole entire movie.
When I literally saw the train wreck of a trailer I thought in my head jiz should review this bullshiiii lol
2:11 Oh my God... IT'S THE TOILET OF MY DREAMS!11111
"The movie you actually want to see."
Ain't that the truth? This trailer is ten times better than the entire actual film will be.
I cant wait til the bowels of Hollywood release this turd and we the fans get a full JIZ feature film
Life just attained the status of "worth living" once again...
...but only for people who aren't babies.
I get so HAPPY when you upload
unlike the official trailer not a single dislike
So awesome! If Hollywood did finance some top-end production company, hired slutty actors and marketed this to teenagers, i see this raking in 20-30 mil and maybe get nominated for awards.....probably golden globes.
Thank you for making something glorious out of this garbage.
you should dub the hole movie
Thank you for bringing me some kind of enjoyment from THIS FUCKING ATROCITY!
Am I in a fucking Bonnie Tyler video?
It shows real progress that Justin Beiber grew his hair and is playing a title role as a woman.
Wait, the credits don't have his name.
8 years later I come back to this at least once a month. Brilliant
So when this bullshit comes out on DVD is Jiz gonna dub the whole thing?
jiz, will you now fight the supreme court??
The subtlety... the lackluster delivery of the iconic "Shitty panties" and "I'll kill you" lines is a perfect parody of blatant fan-service in shitty movie trailers
Sienna --- Please don't tell me the Jem lawyers put the kybosh on future Jiz videos! :( What's the status on that?
This was worlds better than the actual trailer. My childhood died when I watched it a few weeks ago. No wild hair and costumes, no Synergy, no Misfits what the fuck is this shit? At least Rio could've had the cran grape hair. I don't know how I'd pay you if you had the time and energy to dub the whole movie.
OMG, I didn't realize that little girl was Shitty Panties!!! Maybe the movie won't be that bad after all!
BTW, I can't wait until this gets more likes than the actual trailer. That will be great.
"Fuck her up synergy! Shitty Panties?????"
I laughed / coughed myself into a hernia.
This dub was better than the actual trailer. The movie looks terrible. This is the exact same storyline as Josie and the Pussycats. SMH
nearly cried with happiness when I saw this in my sub box
Less offensive than the Jem and the Holograms official trailer park wreck.
this is the best thing to come out of this fuckery of a movie . Respect The Jiz!
What was Juliette Lewis thinking??
Amazing as always
This trailer gives me hope for the future of humankind 👍
The only way I'll see the new Jem film is if it's dubbed over as Jiz and the Mammograms!!! All Hail #Jizismyname
This is what I was fucking waiting for!!! Yesssss
What's the name of electro song at the beginning?
I never realized how much I needed this in my life until now
I would totally watch a Jiz RiffTrax of the original movie.
"No, I'm a power top"
omg this is sooooooo much better than the real thing.
Strangely relevant in 2022. Maybe the supreme court watched this and lost their shiz.
I was secretly hoping for you to do this. This made my day
Ten people need abortions. PLEASE DO A JIZZ SOUNDTRACK!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
Please tell me you're going to do the second trailer -- THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO ELECTRONIC DRUG DEALER?
This is truly the movie/finale to Jiz.
It was a great folks!
SPOILER: Jiz will finally get pregnant!
I would pay to see this
Guess what, Trailer # 2 is out and it's as shitty as the first one! The electronic drug dealer Synergy has been replaced with a pink WALL-E rip-off.
this is better than the Original Trailer ...
Also PLEASE PLEASE make a full version of that Ariana Grande abortion song.
I'm more excited about your dubbed film if you chose to do it this way hahaha
I'm so happy you all did this because seriously, the original trailer was a fucking freak show. This version should be what they actually release.
i would so totally put funds towards kickstarter to havethis whole movie converted into a Jiz film..
This movie was worth it just so that this parody of the trailer could be created
ughh, i can't watch this just yet cause i hate spoilers even if this is a damn hot mess but I can't wait to watch the movie so i can come back and emerge myself into this Sienna D'Enema clip!!
Heard about the movie, I knew this video was inevitable. Glad to see I wasn't wrong.
Ahahahaaaa oh my god, after having watched the actual trailer I was fucking gasping for air whilst watching this.
Omg I luv that song,please do a vid for it,abortions in Hollywood
So when will the full version of that Break Free parody be out?
I would not pirate that movie in a million years! I would camp out for it!
This looks better than the actual movie
What's the background music at the beginning?
This is a better version of that awful movie.
lMAO!!! so much better than the original!
"Now I'm not pregnant no more" took me out. LOL
I've been waiting for you to do this lol.
Who's still watching in 2023?😂
I hoped this would come....thank you
So they take out all the offensive(interesting) parts and replace them with contrived cliches. The RoboCop remake was such a smash hit, why not shit on another franchise?!
What parts were offensive/interesting in the original cartoon that were replaced?? I’m sure you won’t get my notification, but I just thought your comment was silly. There was nothing offensive in the original cartoon.