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  • @MarkDice
    @MarkDice  13 днів тому +105

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    • @Ruthhql320
      @Ruthhql320 13 днів тому +4

      Jesus Christ is King of Kings and Lord of Lords!✝️🙏❤️

    • @Ruthhql320
      @Ruthhql320 13 днів тому +5

      Christ is King!👑

    • @lisettetaylor
      @lisettetaylor 13 днів тому +4

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    • @LetsGoBrandon-FJB
      @LetsGoBrandon-FJB 13 днів тому +4

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    • @LetsGoBrandon-FJB
      @LetsGoBrandon-FJB 13 днів тому +3

      @@lisettetaylor good morning beautiful 🌹🌷🤗💋❤

  • @Rick8191-tv8pg
    @Rick8191-tv8pg 13 днів тому +402

    My school is still 95% white , so a movie with 95% whites is representing my part of the country.

    • @kdc6884
      @kdc6884 13 днів тому +57

      You’re so lucky hahaha

    • @jayalexander3356
      @jayalexander3356 13 днів тому +52

      Man, wish I'd gone to an all white school. Attending predominately black schools was brutal!

    • @maureenjones8
      @maureenjones8 13 днів тому +13

      Come to the north!

    • @PortlandEast
      @PortlandEast 13 днів тому +12

      Move to New England

    • @StaccatoXC
      @StaccatoXC 13 днів тому +12

      Thank God for you

  • @Yummers_310
    @Yummers_310 13 днів тому +517

    13% of the smoke alarms, make 50% of the chirps.

  • @johnnyreb86
    @johnnyreb86 13 днів тому +188

    As a paramedic I’ve been in thousands of houses and apartments. If it’s a black household there is probably a 90% chance they will have a beeping smoke detector.

    • @DR-pw2rh
      @DR-pw2rh 12 днів тому +7

      I found it was poor, dirty, renters. On Gov. asst., because batteries are not free.

    • @johnnyreb86
      @johnnyreb86 12 днів тому +8

      @@DR-pw2rh we replace the batteries for them and I always ask if they hear that chirping and most of the time I just get a confused look. Occasionally I would get a “oh I haven’t gotten around to changing it” but that is the exception.

    • @DR-pw2rh
      @DR-pw2rh 12 днів тому +3

      @@johnnyreb86 Oh, yes! I asked the kids if the hear the chirping. None of them do. I don't know why because it was bugging me for hours, being there.

    • @neonphoenixoriginal
      @neonphoenixoriginal 12 днів тому

      Colored person = 3rd world person
      And 3rd world people make 3rd world countries 🤷

    • @jonathantillit4971
      @jonathantillit4971 12 днів тому +18

      The attention span is so short, that there is no connection from one beep to the next, so they can never get irritated about the sound...

  • @TheVaporater
    @TheVaporater 13 днів тому +292

    Their ancestors fought to end segregation....and now they are literally segregating themselves!! 😮

    • @whyareyouasking7153
      @whyareyouasking7153 13 днів тому +21

      Yep, Democrats totally Jedi mind tricked them.

    • @hurryandleave9680
      @hurryandleave9680 13 днів тому +16

      Yeah, isn't it great?

    • @dansmith1661
      @dansmith1661 13 днів тому

      The ancestors of those fought to continue slavery during the Civil War as they were recruited by the Confederates.

    • @user-jq2rf4nf3o
      @user-jq2rf4nf3o 13 днів тому +1

      @@dansmith1661 Lincoln didn't care & Lee would end it right then and there If it would stop the war.

    • @Obakeosake
      @Obakeosake 13 днів тому +10

      And when they segregate themselves, they scream that nobody wants anything to do with them.

  • @The-Bladeslinger
    @The-Bladeslinger 13 днів тому +908

    Imagine watching a Mexican movie and then complain that there are too many Mexicans in it

    • @tominmo8865
      @tominmo8865 13 днів тому

      Darn Mexicans are always hogging the good jobs.....

    • @freedomisbrightestindungeons
      @freedomisbrightestindungeons 13 днів тому +81

      Yup
      I love when people act shocked that there is white people in a country built and founded by white people

    • @SilverLife-oi4ng
      @SilverLife-oi4ng 13 днів тому +8

      Lol. Thats funny and mexican lol

    • @funkydiscogod
      @funkydiscogod 13 днів тому +6

      A cast like that would be an almost 100% diverse.

    • @summerfireking
      @summerfireking 13 днів тому +10

      Blood in and blood out has way to many Mexicans in it

  • @psychbomb7543
    @psychbomb7543 13 днів тому +2029

    Sheetz is being sued for doing the right thing. Sounds about right nowadays. 🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @CoolPapaJMagik
      @CoolPapaJMagik 13 днів тому +80

      It’s about Whte Erasing our norms and expectations for behavior. Antiwhteism

    • @joesands8860
      @joesands8860 13 днів тому +40

      Unfortunately you are correct.
      This Country is going down in flames fast.

    • @23Butanedione
      @23Butanedione 13 днів тому +9

      No they are being sued precisely because instead of confidently declaring their hiring practices are typical they fold under pressure

    • @23Butanedione
      @23Butanedione 13 днів тому +3

      ​@@CoolPapaJMagikmorning cool papa

    • @CoolPapaJMagik
      @CoolPapaJMagik 13 днів тому

      @@23Butanedione hey Kyle 👋🏻

  • @MAGATRON-DESTROY
    @MAGATRON-DESTROY 13 днів тому +64

    The reason they don't change the battery is because you can't get them with foodstamps

    • @forsaken_bacon
      @forsaken_bacon 13 днів тому +7

      Hahaha
      When you live in da projects dats da govments job

  • @hotrod8915
    @hotrod8915 13 днів тому +63

    Black only graduation ceremony will be a short ceremony.

    • @halstonmann8676
      @halstonmann8676 13 днів тому +8

      LMFAO!!!!😂

    • @mrrandom1265
      @mrrandom1265 9 днів тому +4

      And they're never crowded because only 50% of the parents show up.

    • @Qaptyl
      @Qaptyl 7 днів тому +3

      @@mrrandom1265and the demographics of the parents are not very gender equitable

    • @kaydod3190
      @kaydod3190 День тому

      @@mrrandom1265the graduations are always crowded with other family members

  • @tinpony9424
    @tinpony9424 13 днів тому +2097

    "The Breakfast Club" can't be remade with a "diverse" cast.
    Teachers can't send black students to detention.

    • @Bigbadwhitecracker
      @Bigbadwhitecracker 13 днів тому

      The teacher would have to be a purple-haired transgender weirdo. The first 15 minutes of the movie would be about pronouns.

    • @iamyourgod530
      @iamyourgod530 13 днів тому +99

      Epic comment

    • @johannesfiftyeight9287
      @johannesfiftyeight9287 13 днів тому +46

      That was my thought exactly. Then and now I'm sure...

    • @karenlamb2434
      @karenlamb2434 13 днів тому +117

      If the Breakfast Club was remade with a diverse group it would have to be called Fight Club!

    • @crabbinmoose8583
      @crabbinmoose8583 13 днів тому +51

      The word Equity has no white side but it does have a marxist tinge for a sour taste.

  • @shuroom57
    @shuroom57 13 днів тому +461

    Angry black women don't like to be called angry black women.

    • @AXRYXN
      @AXRYXN 13 днів тому +37

      It makes them angry.

    • @atranfanatic
      @atranfanatic 13 днів тому +8

      Nah we just call them "divas"

    • @Sneakdisscommentbelow
      @Sneakdisscommentbelow 13 днів тому +11

      Well that's too bad... I call em Felicia instead of Karen, I've called white girls Felicia too it just depends on which they're being. ❤ Diversity 😂

    • @SomeUserNameBlahBlah
      @SomeUserNameBlahBlah 13 днів тому

      Funny, because people from the (((tribe))) don't like to be called out for belonging to the (((tribe))).

    • @OneMeanArtist
      @OneMeanArtist 13 днів тому +3

      It makes them angry.

  • @_Mentat
    @_Mentat 13 днів тому +119

    Black people are wiser than us. They have learned that if you ignore the beeping it just goes away by itself.

    • @ABEL19712
      @ABEL19712 13 днів тому +7

      👍😂😂😂

    • @sabrinaramza1955
      @sabrinaramza1955 13 днів тому +10

      Just too lazy to get a ladder 😂😂

    • @frogbones1968
      @frogbones1968 12 днів тому +4

      Wiser? Really? Which is wiser, fixing the problem as soon as it arises or letting it linger on and on and on? That is not wiser but just plain laziness

    • @Mr.Ekshin
      @Mr.Ekshin 12 днів тому +6

      Well, they are disproportionally renters. And they are the kind of renters that won't lift a finger to maintain the place. So if the super doesn't change the batteries, they certainly won't. And more often than not... they won't let the super in to do it either.

    • @_Mentat
      @_Mentat 12 днів тому +4

      @@frogbones1968 Irony is wasted on you.

  • @Crown_Med1a
    @Crown_Med1a 13 днів тому +53

    In Vegas they literally had to have the Fire Dept team up with Dominoes to hit all the section 8 communities due to the smoke detectors never working, buildings burning and people dying. So they would give you a Pizza if you allowed them to change the smoke detector batteries. Then in half the homes they found narcotics and people were arrested 😂

  • @monkeygraborange
    @monkeygraborange 13 днів тому +2602

    STOP DELETING MY GODDAMNED COMMENTS UA-cam

    • @enterprisedavidcain
      @enterprisedavidcain 13 днів тому +202

      UA-cam- deleted comments go brrr

    • @millsrickman7703
      @millsrickman7703 13 днів тому +528

      Its extra fun when you get notifications for posts and can't see your own.

    • @JohnDoe69X
      @JohnDoe69X 13 днів тому +321

      That's what happens when a new generation is hired at YT. This nonsense never existed in 2006. You used to be able to post whatever you wanted.

    • @robzlo
      @robzlo 13 днів тому

      Welcome to my life 😂😅 so frikkin annoying f u jooootube

    • @RazorFriendly
      @RazorFriendly 13 днів тому +217

      @@millsrickman7703 Happens all the time. I used to get lots of likes on comments and engage in discussions. Now? Nothing. And the worst part is that there is no real alternative to this platform, unless the only content you want to watch is political.

  • @getchasome6230
    @getchasome6230 13 днів тому +360

    I love it that the blacks are segregating themselves.

    • @iguesss
      @iguesss 13 днів тому +5

      Thats what happens to any community on welfare. Whats a trailer park?

    • @getchasome6230
      @getchasome6230 13 днів тому

      @@iguesss Black people are allowed to live in trailer parks bud. Why are you mad?

    • @getchasome6230
      @getchasome6230 13 днів тому +41

      @@iguesss Aw, is someone mad?

    • @charlieparker5678
      @charlieparker5678 13 днів тому +13

      From your lips to God's ears

    • @counterweightshenanigans2808
      @counterweightshenanigans2808 13 днів тому +29

      Can't do it fast enough.

  • @trumpwon8064
    @trumpwon8064 13 днів тому +44

    We don't have a race problem, we have a problem race

  • @elliebelly456
    @elliebelly456 13 днів тому +53

    Why do we even keep records of criminal activity if we're not allowed to use them and our own discernment in hiring folks?

    • @Bristecom
      @Bristecom 8 днів тому

      They're only used against HuWhites.

  • @larsliamvilhelm
    @larsliamvilhelm 13 днів тому +45

    Be proud of your European ethnic heritage folks.

  • @30rdmaga
    @30rdmaga 13 днів тому +1621

    White culture is working hard to live a comfortable and civilized life.

    • @millsrickman7703
      @millsrickman7703 13 днів тому +107

      A lifestyle appropriated by the world

    • @sole__doubt
      @sole__doubt 13 днів тому +173

      The 13% just cant wrap their heads around that idea.

    • @jjb58
      @jjb58 13 днів тому +58

      against all odds.

    • @residentpotato6023
      @residentpotato6023 13 днів тому +67

      Yo my pipo be puttin a stops to dat now gives me yo wallet

    • @buckshot6481
      @buckshot6481 13 днів тому +17

      That's racist !!!

  • @oni_goroshi
    @oni_goroshi 13 днів тому +43

    Sheetz is the only gas station I'll use anymore. It's been that way for 3 years since they opened stores in my area. I go out of my way and pass several gas stations just to go to a Sheetz. I support them 100% by buying their gas and ordering food from them, and will continue to do so because of this BS.

    • @neonphoenixoriginal
      @neonphoenixoriginal 12 днів тому

      Colored person = 3rd world person
      And 3rd world people make 3rd world countries 🤷

  • @MaggiePies
    @MaggiePies 13 днів тому +14

    💁🏾‍♀️As a black woman i can confirm i dont change my smoke detector battery 🔋😂.
    Dont ask me why. I donmo but i have legit ignored it until someone else asked me if i heard it.
    I heard it. And IMMEDIATELY TUNED OUT😭 or took off the whole detector even tho i have batteries.
    But now that its a meme i feel compelled to do better 😂‼️

    • @peterc3262
      @peterc3262 6 днів тому +2

      What happened to your brain?

    • @JennySimon206
      @JennySimon206 6 днів тому +1

      Good gods woman, dollar tree sells batteries. UA-cam how to do it if u can't just figure it out.

    • @lynnd3164
      @lynnd3164 5 днів тому +1

      Dumb

    • @kaydod3190
      @kaydod3190 День тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @Kryten428
    @Kryten428 13 днів тому +514

    There is one movie character 100% safe from being "diversified" by disney or netflix. I dare them to have a black Tarzan swinging through the trees.

  • @pauldevassy2379
    @pauldevassy2379 13 днів тому +20

    A remake would not have Asians in it, we know better than get detention. The punishment at home would be much worse than a Saturday at school.

    • @drhane
      @drhane 12 днів тому

      EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

  • @DarthVader-1701
    @DarthVader-1701 13 днів тому +18

    Whoever manages John Hughes' estate should legally block remakes of his movies.

  • @mattdylan664
    @mattdylan664 13 днів тому +181

    Molly Ringworm is even shallower and more pretentious than the characters she portrayed? what a shocker 🤣

    • @brantdanger
      @brantdanger 13 днів тому

      Well, she's definitely become antiwhite, since that's the trendy thing to do.

    • @user-gm9he1os5o
      @user-gm9he1os5o 13 днів тому +5

      Her skin is very white.

    • @karenlamb2434
      @karenlamb2434 13 днів тому +13

      I wonder if Molly still gets royalties from all her “white” movies.

    • @robertgadziola1601
      @robertgadziola1601 13 днів тому +7

      What do you expect from Hollywood

    • @lawdymama8478
      @lawdymama8478 13 днів тому +10

      Like all of Hollywood, they don't have an opinion unless it's in a script.

  • @dustyrustymusty3577
    @dustyrustymusty3577 13 днів тому +177

    Who knew that blacks would one day demand segragation?

    • @rubberknees
      @rubberknees 13 днів тому +28

      It proves integration was a bad idea, even the " have-nots" agree. End the hate...let's separate

    • @oni_goroshi
      @oni_goroshi 13 днів тому +20

      ​@@rubberkneesdefinitely one of the worst mistakes this country ever made, besides bringing them here in the first place.

    • @johnnierichardson3289
      @johnnierichardson3289 13 днів тому +1

      ​@@rubberkneesAMEN!

    • @johnnierichardson3289
      @johnnierichardson3289 13 днів тому

      ​@@oni_goroshi 💯

    • @Brandon-1996
      @Brandon-1996 13 днів тому

      ​@@rubberknees
      When did we integrate them? Our ynprty eltst government has been working for decades to pit us against each other and keep us weak. You're the idiot who listened to them.

  • @Uilleam72
    @Uilleam72 13 днів тому +22

    It wasn't an all White cast in the Breakfast Club. Nelson Judd is Jewish.

    • @WS-1638
      @WS-1638 12 днів тому +4

      [Kvetching Intensifies] Stop noticing!

    • @misshestermofet2288
      @misshestermofet2288 9 днів тому +1

      White adjacent

    • @itsame9647
      @itsame9647 6 днів тому

      @@misshestermofet2288 white-looking*

    • @davidwatkins622
      @davidwatkins622 4 дні тому

      They are white.

    • @WS-1638
      @WS-1638 4 дні тому

      @@davidwatkins622 No, they are not. Just ask one of them.

  • @wyvern_warrior
    @wyvern_warrior 13 днів тому +8

    4:45 Not having Black kids in a Saturday detention is racist, but having Black kids in a Saturday detention would be "perpetuating racist stereotypes that Black kids are more often punished" or some nonsense.

  • @Hqmptynpw
    @Hqmptynpw 13 днів тому +278

    How can 13% have so much power to detrimentally affect the lives of rest of Americans?

    • @ak2nda695
      @ak2nda695 13 днів тому +9

      Rhetorical question, I assume.

    • @danporter2345
      @danporter2345 13 днів тому +34

      I could answer truthfully, but yt would just delete my comment. Thanks Susan. How's your child doing? Oh wait...

    • @voiceofreason2771
      @voiceofreason2771 13 днів тому

      Because communists are bent on chaos and destruction

    • @tonygarratt5832
      @tonygarratt5832 13 днів тому +42

      They haven't been empowered they've been enabled, the power is with the enabler ie the state.

    • @silvercollector434
      @silvercollector434 13 днів тому

      The same as 2% (((small hats)))has the power to rule over us

  • @liljoe5139
    @liljoe5139 13 днів тому +361

    Tell Molly to give back her money then… to a black family since she has white guilt

    • @Oakeshott-ko8ig
      @Oakeshott-ko8ig 13 днів тому

      I encourage white men to turn their back on white women.

    • @PortlandEast
      @PortlandEast 13 днів тому +16

      Her gums are too big

    • @kaybigg
      @kaybigg 13 днів тому

      She won't.. She's a white liberal and 'entertainer', the people Malcolm X warned us about

    • @kingofthorns203
      @kingofthorns203 13 днів тому

      Exactly. Or just directly to blm so they can buy another mansion

    • @ResidentOfTheAbyss
      @ResidentOfTheAbyss 13 днів тому +15

      Molly Ringworm

  • @nunyabidness6045
    @nunyabidness6045 9 днів тому +5

    As a property manager, i can 100% tell you that the chirping smoke detector is EXCLUSIVE to the melanin heavy variety.

  • @MrWessiide
    @MrWessiide 13 днів тому +7

    My neighbor is an elderly black woman and she is a great person that I help out by cutting her grass and fixing things for her around the house. She is retired lives alone and doesn't have a lot of money. A few years ago in the spring time my dog started having panic attacks in the middle of the night almost every night. We had no idea what was going on. It went on like this for weeks until one night I finally heard the beep. It was faint but recognizable. It wasn't coming from our house. I realized my neighbor was sleeping with her windows open and the beep was her smoke alarm. The next day I went over and changed the batteries in it for her. I asked how she could stand it beeping like that all hours of the night. She said she kinda just blocked it out after a while. I asked if she realized it meant the batteries were low and she admitted she didn't really know why it was beeping but just went with it lol.

  • @CoolPapaJMagik
    @CoolPapaJMagik 13 днів тому +730

    Antiwhiteism is born out of jealousy and envy. They see the way we live and treat each other, the beauty of what we create, the incredible achievements and innovations of Westernkind and it inspires feelings of inf eri ority.

    • @CoolPapaJMagik
      @CoolPapaJMagik 13 днів тому

      Antiwhtes need to get over it and stop projecting their inadequacies onto us.

    • @CoolPapaJMagik
      @CoolPapaJMagik 13 днів тому

      Antiwhtes need to get over it and stop being jealous and projecting their inad equacies onto us.

    • @CoolPapaJMagik
      @CoolPapaJMagik 13 днів тому

      Antiwhites need to get over it and stop proj ecting their inad equacies onto us.

    • @tjbarry46
      @tjbarry46 13 днів тому +61

      Buy this guy a beer! 👏

    • @CoolPapaJMagik
      @CoolPapaJMagik 13 днів тому +75

      @@tjbarry46 I don’t drink beer, but they need to get over it and stop projecting their inadequacy onto us 😆

  • @theamerican7080
    @theamerican7080 13 днів тому +344

    MLK changing the smoke alarm battery is absolutely priceless!

    • @sole__doubt
      @sole__doubt 13 днів тому +15

      Thumbnail game is on point for sure.

    • @corbingardner
      @corbingardner 13 днів тому +8

      Best bit he has done all year. I'm crying

    • @Hunter_Brandon
      @Hunter_Brandon 13 днів тому

      When your mistress won’t toss your salad until you make the white mans noise noise go away.

    • @policesquad
      @policesquad 13 днів тому +23

      _"Spare batteries in the home is huwite soupremisi"_ - Talcum X, probably.

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange 13 днів тому +12

      I’d happily wear that on a T shirt!

  • @lake3049
    @lake3049 13 днів тому +10

    As someone who works maintenance at apartment complexes, the stereotype is real! Goes for Hispanics, too, to be honest.

  • @margaretreefer1145
    @margaretreefer1145 13 днів тому +7

    One of the first shows I ever watched was Different Strokes - it was about a rich white guy who adopted his black housekeeper's children after she died. That was once my favourite TV show. To anyone who acts like there was no diversity in pop culture in the 80s (Molly Ringwald), I just wanna pucker my lips and say "What you talkin' about Willis"? 😘

  • @rodli11
    @rodli11 13 днів тому +995

    I like how they throw in native Americans and others to make it look like the blacks have company here.

    • @alaska-bornfloridaman4068
      @alaska-bornfloridaman4068 13 днів тому +85

      And that is exactly why they're doing it.

    • @igotfriendsinlowplaces2971
      @igotfriendsinlowplaces2971 13 днів тому +82

      You mean American Indians? Stop using PC language!

    • @Slapweasel
      @Slapweasel 13 днів тому +57

      To be fair, they're a bunch of drunks.

    • @CoolPapaJMagik
      @CoolPapaJMagik 13 днів тому +82

      It’s never about helping others, it’s always about de mon izing and tak ing from Whte people. It’s antiwhteism

    • @23Butanedione
      @23Butanedione 13 днів тому +20

      "native"

  • @bigdaddycool1366
    @bigdaddycool1366 13 днів тому +94

    Why should a business be forced to hire an ex-con?

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 13 днів тому +4

      This "disproportionate impact" tactic has been utilized effectively and devastatingly for the last decade or so. It is like an unlimited superpower for govt lawyers to force anything on anyone.

    • @pauldemeester9298
      @pauldemeester9298 13 днів тому +3

      He is an ex con,, not a con,, in today’s world, you cannot judge people on past behavior,, That would indicate future behavior,, that type of logic is prohibited in today’s world,, you see how that works

    • @michaelpowell7120
      @michaelpowell7120 13 днів тому

      Anti-America is their real campaign.

    • @striver1987
      @striver1987 13 днів тому

      ​@@pauldemeester9298Look at an average Rap Sheet. Past behavior is a predictable indicator of future behavior.

    • @michaelmacpherson-wm6mh
      @michaelmacpherson-wm6mh 13 днів тому +2

      @@pauldemeester9298 yes you can judge people by past behavior. would you hire a convicted child molester to work at a daycare?

  • @yt_hatescrime_data4301
    @yt_hatescrime_data4301 13 днів тому +7

    While gaming online for past 15 years i have heard hundreds of players who had a smoke detector beeping due to low batter in the background and 100% of those people were blk. Crazy but true 🤯🤯

  • @savagefist1029
    @savagefist1029 12 днів тому +4

    My dad used to own rentals back in the 80s in a 'low economic neighborhood' and the tenants constantly removed the batteries from the smoke detectors. He had to ream the inspector a new one who was complaining they didn't work and had to explain he had no control over the tenants removing them.

  • @kalament1969
    @kalament1969 13 днів тому +65

    Yeah.. like a black kid would show up for weekend detention!!😂😂

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 13 днів тому

      Or even for weekday class at all to be able to get detention in the first place.

  • @irishtexan6636
    @irishtexan6636 13 днів тому +112

    I'm a plumber and the other day my helper and I were in a black couple's house and as they were bringing us through the house to show us where the issue was we heard "the chirp". We looked at each other and it took every bit of strength within us not to bust out laughing.

    • @majorchutzpah7265
      @majorchutzpah7265 13 днів тому +4

      My ceilings were 14ft, it was hard to change the battery!

    • @michaelpowell7120
      @michaelpowell7120 13 днів тому

      so you think this racist sheeeet is funny?

    • @jeffwolfe5661
      @jeffwolfe5661 13 днів тому

      ​@@majorchutzpah7265 it's called a ladder 🪜😂

    • @striver1987
      @striver1987 13 днів тому +4

      Driving with the oil change or check engine light on indefinitely. Driving on a spare donut tire for months when it says no more than 40 miles. Temp tags that Expired a year ago. Driving with no insurance. On and on.

    • @bowhunter341
      @bowhunter341 13 днів тому +3

      Me being the way I am I would have told them your smoke detector battery needs to be replaced. That's just the type of person I am.

  • @willdobbins4300
    @willdobbins4300 13 днів тому +4

    What’s funny is there’s an actual article talking about how for MLK day Red Cross went house to house putting in new batteries for smoke detectors.

  • @karenmonroe1874
    @karenmonroe1874 13 днів тому +2

    Never stop the beeping smoke detector battery memes Mark! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @franciscovalle8075
    @franciscovalle8075 13 днів тому +147

    Let me get this straight-we’re paying taxes to fund a commission that turns around and sues our asses for not hiring criminals?!

    • @dougkennedy4906
      @dougkennedy4906 13 днів тому +20

      Yes ,🤡 world.

    • @Bigbadwhitecracker
      @Bigbadwhitecracker 13 днів тому +7

      Yes

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 13 днів тому

      Exactly what the govt was doing to Bill Gates- taking his huge tax bills and funding nonstop lawfare against him- until he bent the knee and became a world-class dirtball.

    • @michaelpowell7120
      @michaelpowell7120 13 днів тому +1

      Y

    • @iWantSome2
      @iWantSome2 13 днів тому +1

      Unfortunately, yes.

  • @youbetterwakeup2449
    @youbetterwakeup2449 13 днів тому +359

    If crimes were actually being reported and criminals prosecuted, certain statistics would likely be 2-3x worse than they already are.

    • @Hunter_Brandon
      @Hunter_Brandon 13 днів тому +37

      And they wonder why we don’t relax around them.

    • @ashes2ashes863
      @ashes2ashes863 13 днів тому +30

      I'd actually be willing to bet it's even more than that at this point. It's so ridiculous that I can't even keep track

    • @danstinson7687
      @danstinson7687 13 днів тому +23

      13/85

    • @youbetterwakeup2449
      @youbetterwakeup2449 13 днів тому

      @@danstinson7687 No, it's not. IT'S WORSE than that! I don't know how many times this has to be explained to people. 13% is the ENTIRE black population, and the ENTIRE population is not committing crimes. Regurgitating false stats doesn't help your case.

    • @youbetterwakeup2449
      @youbetterwakeup2449 13 днів тому +12

      FFS COMMIETUBE! I cannot even have a conversation on here because they keep deleting my comments!

  • @live_free_or_die7260
    @live_free_or_die7260 13 днів тому +135

    If a newer version of the Breakfast Club had all black actors serving detention, the characters would say that they were targeted for the detention because they were black.

    • @The_Lucent_Archangel
      @The_Lucent_Archangel 13 днів тому +3

      And the updated Judd Nelson character couldn't steal a bolt out of the door hinge without reinforcing a stereotype, either.

    • @andrewjames9996
      @andrewjames9996 13 днів тому

      @@The_Lucent_Archangel he was good at at baketball though...I'll get my coat.

    • @nicoleackerman205
      @nicoleackerman205 13 днів тому

      I am not opposed to every character getting raced swapped and be the same race when they pick and choose characters that when I get mad all of them getting changed I am ok with Principle and janitor must be changed as well then I will be tick.

  • @AllenSchmidtSr
    @AllenSchmidtSr 10 годин тому

    HAHAHA!!! I JUST NOW got a political survey phone call and the 'person' on the other end had a smoke detector beeping! Laughed out loud!

  • @tomkruze2749
    @tomkruze2749 11 днів тому +2

    This Country is a FKN JOKE!
    Hold people Accountable then they WILL CHANGE
    WTF is Wrong with People

  • @99Michael
    @99Michael 13 днів тому +277

    The white parents are happy to see and hear their child received a diploma without the black family jumping up and down and screaming in the seats when their kid's name is called.

    • @jayalexander3356
      @jayalexander3356 13 днів тому +51

      Always over the top....ALWAYS!

    • @PortlandEast
      @PortlandEast 13 днів тому +4

      I’ve never seen them completely out of control 😹

    • @midnyte_ryder
      @midnyte_ryder 13 днів тому +35

      It’s bait. They want you to say something to them so they have a reason to complain and call you whatever is clever. It’s a power move that’s all. They can do whatever they want because, you know, nobody wants to make a scene

    • @rickdick4509
      @rickdick4509 13 днів тому

      Well I seen white family’s jump up and down too . I would like you to repeat this statement to a family of bikers who jump up and down

    • @paullowell3342
      @paullowell3342 13 днів тому

      @@rickdick4509 ok rickdick

  • @marcusaetius9309
    @marcusaetius9309 13 днів тому +742

    Here in Canada we had a law that if a crime was committed using a firearm the convicted was to receive a mandatory term in prison. The Liberals changed that law because they found that a disproportionate amount of certain minorities were being jailed because of it.

    • @Whateva67
      @Whateva67 13 днів тому +19

      Engines😅

    • @MacI-1970
      @MacI-1970 13 днів тому +49

      Justin is horrible at his job

    • @howardsternssmicrophone9332
      @howardsternssmicrophone9332 13 днів тому

      We're never going to get anywhere in this country unless we have a real conversation. I can't believe that I live in a country where criminals are being let free, while victims suffer just to appease a group of people who are never going to be happy, and always blame the White man.

    • @ericsfishingadventures4433
      @ericsfishingadventures4433 13 днів тому

      But but but guns are super scawy and Justin castreu doesn't allow Canadians to have them so how are criminals commiting crimes with them? Ohhhhh yeah they're criminals!

    • @mandolorion8456
      @mandolorion8456 13 днів тому

      Well, where I am, the new drug laws are destroying my native brothers and sisters it use to be alcohol but with the fentynol and free opiates. It produces low-level crimes and an apocalypse of bent at the waist zombies government funded drug dealers

  • @russwagner777
    @russwagner777 13 днів тому +6

    Year 2006, driving in a car with my CEO to meet with a client, we had about 100 employees, $80M revenue. I asked him what is the one thing you wish we could fix? He said, "I wish we could all get along."

  • @ryangonyer9498
    @ryangonyer9498 13 днів тому +202

    I like the fact that they’re doing segregated events. Go ahead and segregate from the rest of us including our communities. I won’t have to lock my doors as much anymore.

    • @SKEC212
      @SKEC212 13 днів тому +16

      Yes I agree!

    • @angelmoore2453
      @angelmoore2453 13 днів тому +20

      Agreed, I could care less that they want nothing to do with my kind, I'm sure as hell not seeking any communion with them either .

    • @EnlightenedOne432
      @EnlightenedOne432 13 днів тому +14

      Yes. Sir! 👏

    • @miketoren0
      @miketoren0 13 днів тому

      Me too, bring back segregation!

    • @johnstamos2365
      @johnstamos2365 13 днів тому

      Yes! Keep those blacks over there and away from me!

  • @seandelap8587
    @seandelap8587 13 днів тому +166

    Make common sense great again

    • @wilburgraham6260
      @wilburgraham6260 13 днів тому

      3 after 17 seconds, now that is not making common sense at all 🤣

    • @wilburgraham6260
      @wilburgraham6260 13 днів тому

      Off to the races AGAIN, do they celebrate Anzac Day in Ireland by the way?

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange 13 днів тому +1

      Common sense is _raaaaaaaaaacist!!_

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange 13 днів тому +1

      Common sense is _raaaaaaaaaaaaacist!!_

    • @ShadiC636
      @ShadiC636 13 днів тому

      Great and Common.

  • @comiskey2005
    @comiskey2005 13 днів тому +4

    $1.99 gas? When is Sheetz coming to my area?!

    • @MarkDice
      @MarkDice  13 днів тому +2

      Probably four year old B roll haha

  • @rosetodaro5081
    @rosetodaro5081 13 днів тому +4

    If they made the breakfast club more diverse, the students wouldn’t have detention. They’d be expelled

  • @stkyfngrszmooth
    @stkyfngrszmooth 13 днів тому +286

    I'm a hard working White man who couldn't be more proud of my race and heritage and that's something that will never change regardless of what the future brings.

  • @BassAckwards2020
    @BassAckwards2020 13 днів тому +268

    Tucker finally covered Anti Whitism last night! Thank you Mark for paving the way

    • @fromaggiovagiola9128
      @fromaggiovagiola9128 13 днів тому +10

      Colin Flaherty. Read Colin Flaherty.

    • @MrTruthandlove
      @MrTruthandlove 13 днів тому +11

      Thank you Jason of no white guilt for creating the phrase

    • @lukeherdaii9528
      @lukeherdaii9528 13 днів тому +3

      @@fromaggiovagiola9128RIP Colin

    • @brantdanger
      @brantdanger 13 днів тому +6

      That's not from Mark Dice. That's from Jason Kohne (aka No White Guilt).

    • @Loki990
      @Loki990 13 днів тому +2

      ​​@@MrTruthandloveHe didn't create it, but he did resurrect it and push it extremely hard.

  • @Johnny-ht3qh
    @Johnny-ht3qh 13 днів тому +3

    As a black coworker once told me 20 years ago "act black if you want anything"

  • @XanderDDS
    @XanderDDS 13 днів тому +43

    Molly wants to remake Breakfast Club with five black teens in detention. Ironic.

    • @kimvibk9242
      @kimvibk9242 13 днів тому +4

      Yeah, not racist at all...🙄

    • @squirrelsyrup1921
      @squirrelsyrup1921 13 днів тому +2

      We should shame Hollywood into making it

    • @thedudewhogrows
      @thedudewhogrows 13 днів тому

      I wonder how politically correct it'd be?
      "Jequan is in detention for bashing some white girls head in with an Almanac & a steel chair. It'd be racist if we jailed him over her death so he's in detention on a Saturday."

    • @goldenretriever6261
      @goldenretriever6261 13 днів тому

      Sounds like something you'd see on p0rnhub

    • @danielrichardson6054
      @danielrichardson6054 13 днів тому

      Lake County & McHenry county aren’t far from me. They are very very white areas

  • @protekdefense
    @protekdefense 13 днів тому +62

    What’s weird is that at one time Blacks worked so hard to be included and now work so hard to be segregated.

    • @deepzone31
      @deepzone31 13 днів тому

      Racist globalists are getting everything they want.

    • @Aryan_Gentleman_
      @Aryan_Gentleman_ 13 днів тому

      It wasn't a group effort. It's was spearheaded by tiny hats. Whites didn't want them around for good reason. What they are today is what they were back then.

    • @happycamper1372
      @happycamper1372 13 днів тому

      When I worked with blacks and I was very much the minority we laughed at each other’s differences. We didn’t try to change each other or condone bad behavior. We watched consequences play out and we NEVER brought “color” into them. The most whiny was a Latino midget & she quit. 😂

  • @erichtomanek4739
    @erichtomanek4739 13 днів тому +8

    Molly Ringwald:
    How disappointing to hear her speaking like that.
    She was a good actress and once I attended a concert as she's a good singer.
    Truly, there's no reason for her to speak as such.
    Oh well ...

    • @pikehunter23750
      @pikehunter23750 13 днів тому +3

      Just her way of attempting to become relevant again.

  • @jryan9547
    @jryan9547 10 днів тому +1

    I was talking to this customer, older black lady, and I could hear her smoke detector beeping. This was last week. lol I instantly thought of Mark Dice lol

  • @kevynhansyn2902
    @kevynhansyn2902 13 днів тому +63

    Sheetz is a FANTASTIC place to eat. They're going to fight the hell out of this and you would be surprised how many real Americans support them.

  • @SKEC212
    @SKEC212 13 днів тому +61

    How can you have diversity and segregation at the same time? Nothing makes sense.

    • @WillyPete_
      @WillyPete_ 13 днів тому +2

      Chewbacca Defense... It does not make sense.

    • @libertyresearch-iu4fy
      @libertyresearch-iu4fy 13 днів тому +3

      How can you have inclusion and segregation at the same time?

    • @Niever
      @Niever 13 днів тому +3

      Diversegregation

  • @edreedson
    @edreedson 10 днів тому +1

    Remember they don't want to be judged by their character

  • @jpjp9111
    @jpjp9111 7 днів тому +1

    Always proud to be White.
    Proud to be a man.

  • @BillSevere
    @BillSevere 13 днів тому +152

    I just can't believe how many Whites still don't see what's happening. How did we become so weak and scared...

    • @Bmetalful
      @Bmetalful 13 днів тому +19

      Too much comfort. Everything is handed to us, we don't need to fight for anything anymore, and people are losing religion to television narratives. We have a problem, but when industry starts to crumble and the comforts start disappearing we will become warriors again.

    • @BigMacOrange
      @BigMacOrange 13 днів тому

      The Media has been brainwashing us for decades

    • @blackishpariah
      @blackishpariah 13 днів тому +1

      It's because calling whites racist worked

    • @genevievechateau8742
      @genevievechateau8742 13 днів тому +22

      Soy in the food.

    • @blackishpariah
      @blackishpariah 13 днів тому +17

      Calling us rcist worked

  • @b3pahunter546
    @b3pahunter546 13 днів тому +59

    Smoke detector batteries disporportionally affect certain demographics. They're racist.

    • @highschoolhockeyminnesota
      @highschoolhockeyminnesota 13 днів тому +6

      There was one black kid in my Jr high in St. Paul, MN in the 80s. His house burned down. NOw i know why.

    • @deannanace8935
      @deannanace8935 13 днів тому +1

      😂 🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @tomkruze2749
    @tomkruze2749 11 днів тому +1

    The Battery thing is So FKN TRUE!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @jimbothompson6540
    @jimbothompson6540 13 днів тому +1

    I can't believe this is really reality

  • @MasterSgtSlappy
    @MasterSgtSlappy 13 днів тому +177

    The 80s were a magical time of amazing music and movies before America began to crack apart, and Molly has blinded herself with progressive stupidity.

    • @MrDasBuddha
      @MrDasBuddha 13 днів тому

      Regan was the chisel that cracked America. All the other presidents hammered away at us but Regan made the first crack. All the evil poured in from there. And I believe he did it unknowingly.

    • @PortlandEast
      @PortlandEast 13 днів тому +2

      Did you expect anything different?

    • @Eneeki
      @Eneeki 13 днів тому +11

      80s and 90s were a great time to be alive. The last of the analog generations. The moment things like cell phones became the norm, it all went down hill.

    • @bocagoodtimes1460
      @bocagoodtimes1460 13 днів тому

      The worst of all…are people who hate their own kind. Federal law….is wrong….no I won’t hire criminals.

    • @MrDasBuddha
      @MrDasBuddha 13 днів тому

      Just my tin foil hat speaking here. Maybe those were the best of times because they were meant to blind us from the impending doom. Just thinking out loud.

  • @ashwinf12
    @ashwinf12 13 днів тому +109

    As a Dark skinned South African that grew up during the last 12 years of Apartheid all I can say is that Both Black and White American Liberals are soooooo damn Tiring when it comes to racism...

  • @joerockme7485
    @joerockme7485 12 днів тому +1

    I’m so happy to be called white my family tree is from all over the world 👍😎

  • @Falconlibrary
    @Falconlibrary 13 днів тому +96

    I'm a retired university professor. My black colleagues and our black dean were the only openly racist people in our department. Two of my black colleagues called Asians "the little yellow people" and mocked Asian immigrant accents within hearing of Asian colleagues and students.
    They were harshly punished, of course.
    Just kidding! Of course they weren't.

    • @Hqmptynpw
      @Hqmptynpw 13 днів тому

      It doesn't surprise me they (the 13%) whine about racism the most but are the most racist. Pure hypocrisy on top of every other bad characteristics and this hood mentality is what's becoming mainstream now due to Hip Hop going somewhat mainstream.

    • @neonphoenixoriginal
      @neonphoenixoriginal 12 днів тому

      Colored person = 3rd world person
      And 3rd world people make 3rd world countries 🤷

    • @nunyabidness6045
      @nunyabidness6045 9 днів тому +1

      Wow! Can't say I'm shocked though.

    • @Hqmptynpw
      @Hqmptynpw 9 днів тому +1

      Yup they always complain and falsely decry "racism" but the most racist themselves. And rest of America will hopefully stand up and expose this wicked hypocrisy in a loud way.

    • @Hqmptynpw
      @Hqmptynpw 9 днів тому

      Yup typical hypocrisy, as they always complain about "racism" but are the most racist.

  • @AndyWitmyer
    @AndyWitmyer 13 днів тому +82

    I live two blocks away from the Sheetz corporate HQ in Altoona, Pennsylvania, where the chain was originally founded. The Sheetz Family has done so much to help our community over the years and they're an actually decent group of people who are legitimately philanthropic in the genuine and local sense of the word. And I'm also super proud that our hometown Sheetz Corp is keeping the criminals off their payroll!

    • @waitaminute-vw9hf
      @waitaminute-vw9hf 13 днів тому

      The fact that they are so "good" is exactly why the evil leftist are attacking them.

    • @robertmccorkle9627
      @robertmccorkle9627 13 днів тому +6

      Now we know why the gov't has a problem with the company . 😢

    • @07wrxtr1
      @07wrxtr1 13 днів тому

      Andy - you forgot - the entire GOAL is to push the United Nations "Equity" and 17 (they love that number) Sustainability goals - but - the UN cannot have their whole WORLD wide religion unless the US is destroyed. EVERY program is designed to DESTROY the country.

    • @dominicf8039
      @dominicf8039 13 днів тому +1

      Altoona! The PRR essentially built that city!

  • @FailsafeZero
    @FailsafeZero 10 днів тому +1

    The first time I heard of the smoke detector thing was on Loveline. They would sometimes hear the caller's smoke detectors chirp in the background.

  • @pilotdave9442
    @pilotdave9442 12 днів тому +1

    Thank you for going back to the facts !!

  • @epants8507
    @epants8507 13 днів тому +74

    Idiocracy was a movie now its reality.

    • @gregm7583
      @gregm7583 13 днів тому +6

      I thought it was a documentary.

    • @MalcomJuliaMorgan
      @MalcomJuliaMorgan 13 днів тому +3

      same with the movie "PCU"

    • @tominmo8865
      @tominmo8865 13 днів тому

      Two mistakes in Idiocracy. It didn't take hundreds of years, and almost everyone is white. We all know which demographic has the highest level of buffoonery, by far.

    • @itadakihokkaido4305
      @itadakihokkaido4305 13 днів тому +1

      Very true!! It's free to watch on UA-cam!! 😂

    • @88997799
      @88997799 13 днів тому +1

      And if you remember, what caused it was unchecked breeding of stupid…

  • @glenng.6041
    @glenng.6041 13 днів тому +245

    If you made the Breakfast Club now it would SUCK! The reason why the original was so good was because the "lack of diversity".

    • @ChrisSuperDude
      @ChrisSuperDude 13 днів тому +20

      I remember a few years ago watching the original Archie cartoon from the 60s. And actually feeling like I was in another universe by seeing only White characters. It put a smile on my face

    • @ShadeoftheEvening
      @ShadeoftheEvening 13 днів тому +3

      I won't watch it

    • @matt8264
      @matt8264 13 днів тому +27

      I don’t watch anything on TV anymore at least from this decade. I watch stuff that’s 15, 20 or 30 years old without all the gay and black nonsense. I have it all on disk so I don’t have to watch these crazy commercials that our running today showing everyone black and queer

    • @reasonwarrior
      @reasonwarrior 13 днів тому +28

      There was plenty of diversity. It just wasn't aimed at skin tone.

    • @jimihendrix6969
      @jimihendrix6969 13 днів тому +12

      None of my favourite movies or TV shows could be made today.

  • @bwilliamson7497
    @bwilliamson7497 13 днів тому +1

    Every movie remake that is politically charged with diversity has FLOPPED… Please just stop, Hollyweird!!

  • @samfitz9777
    @samfitz9777 13 днів тому +16

    I LOVE being white!

  • @jbkibs
    @jbkibs 13 днів тому +47

    imagine if some teacher said "my white students don't feel comfortable around your black students so we are going to have a separate graduation." smh

  • @bigron8896
    @bigron8896 13 днів тому +1

    Sheetz food is terrible they should get sued.

  • @shaneb4923
    @shaneb4923 13 днів тому +1

    WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!!! Thank You Mark Dice!! Keep Up The Outstanding Work Good Sir.

  • @VenomShotYou
    @VenomShotYou 13 днів тому +50

    I’ve done a fair share of apartment maintenance at black communities and I can confirm the smoke detector phenomenon.

  • @jsm364
    @jsm364 13 днів тому +1

    Thank God I'm White.

  • @jhn146
    @jhn146 13 днів тому +1

    Its hilarious how UA-cam cuts off the end of Mark's videos. One could suppose it has something to do with de-monetization.

  • @bobbyjones55
    @bobbyjones55 13 днів тому +8

    I don't feel that I need blacks in every aspect of my life.

    • @cjay2
      @cjay2 13 днів тому +3

      I don't need or want them in ANY aspect of my life. Just saying.

  • @Hanibul_Lecktor
    @Hanibul_Lecktor 13 днів тому +80

    I went into a truck stop in Alabama, 99% of the employees are black. The truck stop had a Hardees and Subway connected. They had 4 smoke alarms beeping, throughout the store. I asked the one ginger white girl working "Does the constant beeping, bother you?" She didn't understand the question!! Pause, point and then ask again. Her eyes got really big, she didn't notice it before was her next response.
    At the register, three firemen were getting cashed out as I asked the cashier if they sold 9v batteries? As I turned and smiled at the firemen....They too suddenly noticed, wish I got it on video.

    • @vWaLLBangz
      @vWaLLBangz 13 днів тому

      Literally. Either make sure fresh batteries are in or fucking remove it. No clue how many renters call in to work checking their renters policy rate and I hear the BEEP in the background. Fools man

    • @michaelpowell7120
      @michaelpowell7120 13 днів тому

      Fireman only get real PUSHY when they realize their low IQ.

    • @mambi74
      @mambi74 13 днів тому +2

      Two young fish are swimming along early one morning when they come across an older fish and he says to them, " 'morning boys, how's the water?!" - they nod kindly but remain silent and continue swimming for a bit. Eventually one of them turns to the other and asks, "What the heck is "water"?!"
      I'm paraphrasing from a David Foster Wallace speech, but he threw that joke in there to make the point that the most obvious, important realities are often the ones hardest to see and talk about.

  • @henryjohnson4061
    @henryjohnson4061 12 днів тому

    Mark, you are spot on in this video. I am a member of yours, but I am not a member of the social media needed to receive your other news cast. Thats ok because i am glad to be a part of the truth you tell. Thanks Mark.

  • @stephenfrancismoran6729
    @stephenfrancismoran6729 12 днів тому +1

    In Australia it is only about 3 percent.
    We change laws, make concessions and introduce policies on electricity for way less than 13 percent.

  • @Maniac1607
    @Maniac1607 13 днів тому +87

    We wuz kangs and Sheetz!

    • @marcusaurelius5576
      @marcusaurelius5576 13 днів тому +4

      Lol. Good one.

    • @youbetterwakeup2449
      @youbetterwakeup2449 13 днів тому

      Maybe they should focus on being kangz in their own homes by raising their children.

    • @TheoriginalBillBraskey
      @TheoriginalBillBraskey 13 днів тому +2

      Big Chring every time I hear that sheet!

    • @youbetterwakeup2449
      @youbetterwakeup2449 13 днів тому +3

      I can't even make a comment with that word anymore. Had two deleted already...figures CommieTube would defend them.

    • @urmailman
      @urmailman 13 днів тому +4

      Sheeeeeeeeeeit

  • @riftshredder5438
    @riftshredder5438 13 днів тому +46

    The real reason why they don't change the batteries is because 1. They don't know how too, 2. They are too lazy to try and figure it out, and 3. They are always high on drugs to even notice the sound

    • @clardy01
      @clardy01 13 днів тому +13

      Or they grew up with their single by choice mom with it chirping for 20+years and they don’t even notice the sound anymore!😂

    • @riftshredder5438
      @riftshredder5438 13 днів тому +7

      @@clardy01 that's true

    • @templarkbigdmcm4481
      @templarkbigdmcm4481 13 днів тому +2

      That's funny I never thought of that they're probably so used to it from childhood it probably put drained batteries and them just so they can hear the chirp so they can sleep easier 😂😂

    • @neutraliserjanine
      @neutraliserjanine 13 днів тому

      Moms single by choice? 🤣🤣🤣 The fathers must be really worth less men.

    • @riftshredder5438
      @riftshredder5438 13 днів тому

      @neutraliserjanine every woman is single by choice, women can literally get a boyfriend or husband by making a simple phone call or running into them at Walmart and saying, "Hey, you wanna go out?" And 100% of the men will say "Hell Yeah"

  • @dogbarbill
    @dogbarbill 13 днів тому +3

    The movie that can't be re-made that comes to mind for me is "Blazing Saddles".

    • @MajorSeventh
      @MajorSeventh 12 днів тому

      It could if it were made by blcks. Just like the original was only made by having Richard Pryor on the writing staff.

    • @dogbarbill
      @dogbarbill 12 днів тому

      @@MajorSeventh Also because Mel Brooks is Jewish.

  • @mr.t.8809
    @mr.t.8809 4 дні тому

    The smoke detector memes are so true. We have a guy in our class online and every time he’s unmuted you hear a beep. The instructor told him several times that we could hear it and he should change his battery. He still hasn’t done it.

  • @OhKindSir
    @OhKindSir 13 днів тому +24

    Imagine being so fragile where simple words make you completely crumble and devolve into a maniacal animal.

    • @dutchdykefinger
      @dutchdykefinger 13 днів тому +1

      right? i;'ve found myself so pissed off in my life a couple of times i couldn't even express it even using the most profound words
      yet here we have clowns getting crazy over words lol

  • @RealBigBadJohn
    @RealBigBadJohn 13 днів тому +21

    Millions of companies don't hire people with criminal backgrounds!!!!!!!! Tell me what's wrong with that!

    • @33greenleaf
      @33greenleaf 13 днів тому

      Most government agencies screen applicants for criminal records.

  • @MysticMountainGems
    @MysticMountainGems 13 днів тому +1

    Dude, Dice...that thumbnail is fire! 🤌🏻

  • @BillGreenAZ
    @BillGreenAZ 13 днів тому +2

    Well sheeeeeeetz!