That Edible was TOO STRONG...
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
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In today's video, I talk about an edible that was a bit too strong. I hope you enjoy!
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So, let's do some math...
By "not the greatest quality weed" I'm going to assume the flower that was used had about 10% THC content. If you put 1.5 ounces tops into the brownies, that's ~42 grams of flower, equating to about 4.2 grams of THC. Assuming all the slices were equal, if you cut the resulting batch into six slices, that's about 700 mg per slice, and if you used just an ounce, it's about 460, which is still pretty damn high.
By Alec eating "a good portion" of his brownie I'm guessing he took about half. This means poor Gary domed 350 milligrams for his first time getting stoned, at school of all places.
Gary is a legend. I took 200 mg once and passed the fuck out.
I hate math so ima believe your maths
35omg holy shit! I took 250 before a comedy show once with my brother (Saw Andrew Santino live in jersey) and ended up passing out during his routine! Luckily I was in a shit tier seat so he didn't notice one of his fans sleeping during his show
bro is bill nye
5mg low dose edible made me feel good when I had one. Can’t imagine that much and don’t want to imagine it either. Lol
Took a 500mg once turned basically dumb ash
do you folks ever think that it’s not solely gobs timing that’s always perfect, but rather that we are smoking 24/7, hence WHY anytime gob posts is perfect timing.
Edit: I’m just seeing this comment as of 8/2/2024. Glad the sentiment is shared amongst us 😂
That what I think when I see everyone comment perfect timing 😂
Real shit 😂😂
Just thinking that
nah its because he posts around midnight central time and around that time every stoner in north america is up smoking
facts
Stoned with a Mountain Dew in my hand at midnight, I was going to watch one of your old vids, then I got a notification that you uploaded. Thanks Gobby 😁
you just like me frl
bet yu valid same routine rn
Don't you ever mislabele a dewski again
bro same
please dont call gobby
this was a banger of a story. gary is a real one and i cant imagine having a super strong edible as your first high. yall should've bought him some ice cream or something for his trouble
bitch i aint buying this mf shit 🤣😭
i had a super stong edible for my first time, unlike like most mentally unstaible weirdos in here, 300mg did the opposite of anxiety, i felt like the happiest nigga in in the world
Z$$
My first time high was a 150mg edible and a bunch of vodka, I was unconscious for about 5 hours
@@Jake-vz1fk mine was 300 mg cookie. Yeah music made my ears nut that night
The very first time I took an edible I over did it. It snuck the hell out of me. Like I didn’t even realize how high I was starting to get until it became overwhelming… and then it didn’t stop. I continued to get higher and higher. Every time I thought I couldn’t get any higher another wave would hit me. lol I literally forgot how to breathe. I had to tell myself to manually inhale and exhale. On that day I learned a blunt and an edible are not the same thing whatsoever.
🤣🤣🤣 manual breathing
@@MiamiWatchMods lol for like 20 minutes it was just inhale exhale inhale exhale.
@@MrEcto bro dont worry same thing happened too me smoking my first grinded up bowl of weed, I started with cans haha then my buddy came over with a pipe packed, and holy shit I got so high every time I closed my eyes I thought I was sleeping for hours but it be like 10 seconds haha
I've been there. Air goes in, air goes out.
@@MiamiWatchMods i thought that was only me man what is that called ? is that normal when u super high
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YOU DA MAN GOBLIN
Who else faded asf rn
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Me
I lost it at
"Now my gym class is where I would go snort Adderall with my friend Kyle" 😂😭
Dude literally same, it was so random and out of nowhere and he said it so calmly like it was normal activity lmaooo
@@TheJacobi That's such a Kyle thing to do 😂
Goblin always got that perfect timing
Facts
I swear first video to pop up
preeeecisely.
he knows when the crackheads are active, seeing as he is one
This time fr
I remember I used to take 600 mg worth of edibles almost daily, or a dosage near that Atleast for months. I stopped taking edibles entirely and started dabbing instead I fell in love with it.
One day I decided to get some edibles (the exact kind I got before actually) I took only 100 MG and it’s been months since I had last taken any kind of edible. About 2 hours later they finally hit and I’m just slumped and inside of my head it has so much pressure it feels like my head is gonna explode. But I feel great! Fast forward to about an hour or so after this and I just remembered I have work on this day (very responsible me I know) I start having cold sweats I’m literally drenched in sweat so I’m taking my 2nd shower of the day before work to look as presentable as I can, my eyes were wide as hell like I just got shocked by electricity and my eyes are bloodshot… theirs no looking normal. I’m in my car literally shaking, I really start to panic at this point and I’m gripping on my steering wheel for dear life breathing so heavily, this was probably the worst point of this whole high. While I was at work I wasn’t talking to anyone I was just a hollow shell of a man just walking around my grocery store I wasn’t making eye contact with anyone I was just so fucked up! Nothing really notable happens during my shift except for me stumbling around and having blurry ass vision my whole shift. And having such bad dry mouth because water isn’t supplied at our job, that it feels like i traversed the Sahara desert for 9 years. When my shift is over, Im still so damn baked it feels like I’m actually higher after it being 10 hours since I have taken these edibles. So I’m driving home and swerving a bit and trying my damn hardest to stay in between the lines, it doesn’t help that the alignment on my car is shit so I have to constantly counterbalance, doing this while impaired is difficult.
I get home play some Overwatch with a friend we played some competitive and had a blast, tons of laughs. I went to sleep and woke up the next day and I was STILL high. Not much of a mind high just a nice relaxing body high and it was quite refreshing to wake up to not gonna lie!
I can relate to trying to drive straight. Have to put my full focus 😂
I played overwatch slenderman gamemode from the workshop after eating a 160mg edible and i got scared shitless when my team was using voice and then the reaper killed me and i just left. I was having a bad trip and wanted to puke bad but then i started watching sam onella academy and had a great evening still was high the next day just not as strong
the only time ive dosed over 50mg was with a 100mg d8 gummie
U should rlly make stories like this my guy btw I took 2500mg of edibles candy and I didn’t feel a thing
@@drumerdude2661 same, you got a high metabolism?
The first time I ever got actually high was off edibles (I tried smoking first but it didn't hit me so second time technically) and that experience is what made me a stoner. It was almost hallucinogenic, like I could close my eyes and damn near see whatever I could imagine. I vividly remember, in my head, being in a movie theater setting with seats. And whatever I was thinking would appear on the "screen". I didn't actually see anything, it was more like how you see things in dreams but I wasn't sleeping, it was just whenever I closed my eyes. This only ever happened once btw.
Idk if it sounds crazy or if someone else has had a similar experience, but it was fucking amazing
BRO IVE HAD A SIMILAR EXPERIENCE. i saw this medium sized TV and it would basically display loose thoughts on it . my friends were playing music and the tv would basically make up a music video. even though some of these songs i know the video too, it was making like fresh videos to go with the songs. this has only ever happened once, after 6 RSO edibles
When i had an incredibly low tolerance i ate an entire edible in one sitting and i was way too high. I was laying in bed listening to Pink Floyd and in my head i felt like i was touring with them and flying?? I get what yall mean tho its an incredible experience in your head . After many psychs i am yet to feel anything similar to what i felt on those edibles
Same
I felt like that once when I greened out. Looking back it might have felt like shit but I was so fucking high I don't regret it at all
same bruh, first time for me was edibles at school, worst thing i could've done but im a stoner now
Me after underestimating them delta 8 edibles
FRL 💀 GOT ME DAZED FOR THE NEXT MORNING
My first time getting high was about an 100mg edible. The guy who gave it to me strongly advised not eating the whole thing at once but I figured I could handle my shit.
Long story short: I could not handle my shit.
Every first edible story in a nutshell
You are HILARIOUS Goblin! Should really start your own podcast or comedy show
goblin is starting his own podcast. i think the channel is called the gobcast. he will make podcasts in the future
Homemade edibles have always smacked harder than dispo edibles for me lol
probably freshness i would guess
Prob higher dosage often.
With the power of fresh weed, overdosing the thc, and underusing the brownie mix. The perfect edibles were made
This was always the case for me too. I remembered trying a homemade edible the first time I had one and it hit so hard. Dispo edibles hit hard to but never as hard.
don’t think i’ve ever really had an overwhelming edible experience, wish i would at some point tbh
Same. Highest ive took is 400 tho. Planing to do 4k for my birthday next month. I wanna die
@@snipy5796 first time i got high 3 years ago i took 300mg homemade cookies and was fucking blasted i was on my bathroom floor thinking i was gonna die lmao
@@snipy5796 should prob just do 1k mg Nd then 2 but I doubt you’ll need 2
I shot my shot with 1600mg it shot back
what's the most you've ever taken?
i LOVE listening to stoners explaining their stoned experiences: they'll be like "bro, i was so stoned, i had an imagination and a brain and everything. it was crazy!" haha
The first time I had edibles, I made them. After eating 4 I had an amazing full body high and had an great night of gaming but was incapacitated for 2 days straight. I have never been more zooted in my life. 8/10 would do again.
Goblin never misses with the timing wow
"Goblin always got that perfect timing" bet you say this every vid too lmao
@@logibear9014 am I wrong?
You are indeed lmao
My first eddy was 1000 mg lol, I was smacked.. got the spins and was pretty unenjoyable after 1 hour
Just got blasted couldn’t watch anything better
Trying peoples homemade edibles is always fun it’s like playing Russian roulette you don’t know if you’re going to feel anything or if you’re going to be incapacitated for the next 24 hours
Literally got disintegrated on edibles just as you uploaded this Goblin. Such a magic little gremlin you are
Baked asf with an ice cream sandwich let’s go
Gary did his time he ain’t fold💪💯
Best comment 😂
When Goblins voice cracks 5:57 you know it's a real hoot and a holler! 🤣
gary will never take edibles again💀💀
my first time eating edibles i ate 2 25 % delta 8 thc edibles, now mind you this was like 3 to 6 months ago, i was 13. and i really felt nothing the first 20 mins so i took another than waited and hour. shit you not i was so unresponsive that i just had this face that made me look like a r3tard. i mean i looked so baked that my parents kinda played with me i will never forget my first time doing edibles.
13?????😭
@@zagzaggy6436 yeah 13 still 13
bro I'm fucked up rn and you uploaded at the best time tytyty
My first question is are there people that really watch all 162 games of a baseball season?🤔🤔
Yes
We love you Goblin, always dropping a hoot and a holler!
Gary is a legend! My first high was edibles, first time smoking was a massive bong rip. 2 different highs but I was so zooted it was awesome, can’t imagine being that zooted at school. Massive props to Gary!
it’s amazing you can remember all these stories. High school seems like a fever dream to me and i’ve only been out for a few years.
im in a really shitty mood and saw you posted. day a lil better:) thank you mr.goblin
Hope you're feeling better my g
Not first
bruh i died when you described him chillin in the bathroom
Gary's a true legend that man just faced that shit 😂
Yo I’m drunk adff and I’m loving tf outta this story lmaooow
It literally makes me so happy to see how well your doing bro. Been a fan since your early days. Thanks for the hoots brother, awesome to see all these new peeps appreciating your content. ✌️
I ate a brownie once before school, I smoked 2 bongs before like always that time. I forgot that I ate a brownie and while I'm driving with my car I felt like my car started flying. I was thinking "is this imagination or am I that stoned?". When I arrived at school (I was 19 so in Germany we call it 12th class) I was like "no way I can walk in the class room in that state. I was like 10-20 minutes late, so everybody would have looked at me. I felt so different high, than when I smoked my 2 bongs. I felt like my body was ready to fly to the moon, literally. I drove back home and it was really relaxing, but I never could have went into a class room like that. And I wasnt even thinking about police stopping me or anything. That thing killed me.
I went in and thought maybe people dont notice and the moment i entered the classroom one of the most innocent girls in my class looked at me and straight up called me out for looking high af. Thankfully the teacher wasnt there yet. The only thing that saved me was the fact that i skipped school the last time i had that teacher so when she saw how messed up i was she just asked if i am still feeling sick to which i nodded.
You made the right choice.
I remember my first time ever doing edibles me and my friend absolutely scoffed down a double strength brownie each, and 5 THC gummies each, whilst walking into town. We found £10 on the ground went and got food and then proceeded to have one of the worst times of our entire lives.
Gobby it's my 18th I'm so drunk I can hardly type. Perfect fucking timing!
@@aureum7479 fucking oath mate! Happy birthday!
My first time getting high my friend gave me a edible gummy not sure what the dose was, but I didn’t think it would take that long to kick in so I asked him for 2 more and that sht fcked me up within 30 minutes of playin basketball luckily I was at home when this happened
It’s really nice to see goblin with the consistent mybookie video sponsorships I’m sure he’s getting a bag and a half from them
First time I took an edible and ate the entire bar. Hit me about 2 hours later when I was helping my moms friend move out. Had to go into the bathroom and calm myself down I was so high. After I got a hold of myself and embraced the high it was great! Never had such a great experience moving someone out of a house.
Was given a 100mg edible my first time, was told to eat the entire thing. Ate the whole thing and straight up died. I had smoked before casually but within 20 minutes I could tell something bad was happening lol. Ended up laying on a bed for 3 hours staring at the ceiling genuinely questioning if everything that had just happened (as in the past 5 seconds) was real or a dream. I genuinely couldn’t tell if I was awake or dreaming and I thought I was stuck in time. I’ve experimented with a few substances and have had some bad trips yet somehow that was without question the worst. Most existential anxiety I have ever felt. Ended up making my way into the shower and vomiting all over myself before falling asleep. The guy who gave me that edible is a dick lol.
First time I baked edibles I only ate excess and CRUMBS and got bestonkingly high, headache ish dysphoria, projectile vomiting, tracers, patterns borderline hallucinations and migraine.
My mom took me home in her car that night 😂
First time it was 200mg edible. Then got traumatized. Tired smoking it with a small mg. Got traumatized. Never doing it again. I just can’t.
Gary is a solid dude. But its an unwritten rules amongst friends. If one person gets caught... there is no reason why everyone needs to get in trouble. But everyone owes him a solid down the road. Lol
The first time I did edibles one mf gave me a chunk of it (not even a full piece). We was at a party. An hour went by and l COULD NOT MOVE MY FUCKING LEGS. My vision was like the fps dropped. like shit was literally in slow mo. My buddies had to carry me upstairs where the table and the chairs are. Fucking embarrassing.
My first time taking weed, (technically my third) I had a 10 mg gummy. I couldn't "handle" it. I was laughing my ass off and spazzing out in the corner.
I didn't freak because I was safe with my sister and I know weed can't kill you.
If you used a o of not so good weed let’s say like 10% thc and made six brownies out of it each brownie should be 466.6 mg each. So yeah I bet you were zooted man
ong I went to a nice high school and have smoked carts by hot wiring and using my laptop as a power source 😂 fun memory but damn I was stupid
bro I always be seeing everyone’s comments j smoked n gob blessed w an upload n I lowkey haven’t been watching yt like I used to anymore so I’m glad it’s my turn 🙏🏼
In my freshman year of college we got these super strong nerd ropes and gave a 1/4 to my friend who only smokes occasionally. I shit you not, 1 hr in, my man’s is on the ground, in the fetal position, saying he wants to die. I was so high I just sat there watching him 😂
(15:50-16 something idk)all i can think of when i watch this is that episode of spongebob where Gary runs away
broo i gave my friend an edible and he was going crazy asking the teacher if hes in the right classroom that was his homeroom LMAO
Goblin you should try to get a graphic designer to create an animated video of your story time. Be da first animated story time bud tuber.
I had this happen and it was fucked. Had about 375mg at 120lbs body weight.
I Ate a CrAcK Edible, it was only one gram, done the trick, made me shit my pants!
I’m guessing his brownie was around 70mg for a first time that a lot
Just did 300mg of this chocolate edible and I’m just waiting for my demise
Always making my day with your uploads gobby awesome vid
took a 100mg edible with my zoloft, and trazodone (big mistake) felt fine for the first hour after i took it, around the 2nd hour though i started feeling nauseous so i went to lie down, then about 10-15 mins later i projectile vomitted my way to the bathroom and then to the couch and was on the couch then looked at my phone and it had been 7 hours after i took it (i don't know how long it was when i got to the couch or passed out
edit: i was also on an almost empty stomach so it just made it way more intense
Im also prescribed trazodone, what do you get out of it? For me it just makes me tired but does nothing for anxiety/depression (also on lamotrigine)
@@Chillyp3 i use it for sleep mostly, but it makes me feel less depressed when i take it regularly (im on 100mg)
@@voxhh thats good that it works for you. Im on 50mg nightly and the only thing that happens is i fall asleep faster.
Im on zoloft too (hopefully for not much more time) and I havent had problems with weed except the ocasional anxiety highs you know
@@MarioGomez-kj5bc yea i smoke weed daily with zoloft and I haven't had issues aside from panic attacks if i have too much
Hey gob I'm a care giver I gotta do these math equations for dosages all the time. If I assume you used that shake you sold when u were a kid*hypothetically* with a oz and a half of that kind of weed, it's be around 2-400mg per brownie
Fun fact: the Asian girl in my profile pic is feeding the blonde girl an edible.
GARRRYYY!!!! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!!!! 😂😂😂
Goblin never disappoints with these fire vids 💯
alright guys wish me luck, gotta take a drug test for a job i'm trying to get over the summer... taking it sometime in the next few days and i have absolutely no idea how i'm going to pass lmao
Well what drugs do you think are in your system bro
Jacobi ! Only weed so I’m not too worried, i think I can talk my way out of it lmao! I think I may test positive for amphetamines but I’m prescribed adderall so I’ve got a pass there, that may make them not even worry about the positive result for THC tbh
this is such a nostalgic story for me. the first time i ever got high was with an edible i ate at school with my homie. I remember i was so blasted. such a good memory
Zoopiter is a permanent word in vocabulary now
Never underestimate an edible. I ate a 1000mg korova brownie in Humboldt county and I got so high I couldn’t move and I saw a translucent triangle pattern on the table I was sitting at and time was going by sooo slowly. Like I’d look at the time, watch TV for what felt like 15 minutes and then I’d look up to see it was still the same exact time lol. I was used to eating whole bags of the recreational edibles in Washington and Oregon so I thought I could handle this stuff but it was right after it became legal in California and there weren’t any regulations on recreational edibles yet
Bro I was just finna watch a old video Nd he came in surprise frrrr
Not ashamed to say, this was my first goblin video, now I’m hooked like a goddamn crack addict
Goblin gettin' high and playing Hackysack? That's my fuckin Jam.
I play hackysack while stoned with my bros, while at school too 😂
Thank you goblin, I was going to watch you and yola but this works too
I just got free weed and alcohol from my boss for the 9th time. I'm crossfaded and am happy that I can watch a goblin video after being tallywhackered.
Sounds like you got one bad ass boss!
Bro I'm a plug with a fuck ton of dabs but no carts I'm literaly bangin my head off the wall feinding I have no necter no torch nothin pretty soon I think I'll scrap some reclaim out my old dry pipe
30 mins later at around 1230 I would do just that
yo tbh your so dope man i'm chillin having a great day not thinking it could get any better and then i see a vid from you that i haven't seen so i role up and chill lisining to gob love you man.
I do have to say that Goblin is a really sweet guy. Like I've met so many people who just will get you fucked up and ditch you.
This is good timing. Last night i made chocolate/coconut oil edibles. I was licking the spoon the whole time, got zooted af then got top from the wife 👌
"these edibles aint shit" *feels like a cd in an xbox 360*
isnt this like the 100s time my bookie sponcered goblen
I was friends with the supplier at my school, so he always gave me great deals 6$ a gram for some Purple Voodoo and Ice Cream Kush compared to the 10-12$.
So I bought a good 10 grams and decided I wanted to make edibles. I made about 4 pans of brownies and thought I'd get my 2 of classes high af. So here I am giving away a brownie to everyone even the health ed teacher.
Results: a bunch of stoned high schoolers throughout the day. It was funny as shit
Guy in my grade did the same exept he didnt tell anyone it was edibles, needless to say he was kicked from the school
I first got high by edibles. I went crazy for like 3 days straight then I was good after that.
woooooooo sweet gameplay gobbby
Everyone had a Gary in their life at highschool
at the end of the video my edible started hitting lmao
nah those homemade brownies used to taste so terrible lmao
love you gob been here since 2015/6 how u do n well 🖤
ATY LLETDSS GO GOB 1 mil soon? ;)
Why it say he's playing black ops 4 lmao
you should make a video on how you make edible brownies
hella hung over been laying in bed all day waiting for goblin to drop
boutta start making vids like goblin😏
this is surely going to be a hoot n a holler
Always perfect timing and first
love you gob, peace and harmony to everyone who got the video with good timing
Before I watch. Here's my story. So this was around 1 month ago I'm 14. So I've smoked tons out of bowls and J's. Whatever I can handle it. Now my mates got 3 big ass slices of cake. Thr guy who I won't mention makes the best edibles in the city ( I never knew ) me and 2 friends got to the football pitches. The other 3 arrived who had the edibles. One each. My mates already ate there's and said its a scam and they didn't work. How wrong they where. So I thought. Aightt. Ate the whole thing. Happy days. Ran around played football for around 25 minutes. And I swear. Hit like a FKN brick. Started swaying side to side. We went to the asda got tons of juice. Got the bus to town then town to home. Bro when I tell you I was in the most popular shopping centre (St enoch) and just spewed everywhere 💀 Joints and Bowls for life. Fk edibles bruh😂
smoking some bowls , you already know it’s a perfect timing