World of Tanks - A Tale of Two Tanks

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  • @brodylee3933
    @brodylee3933 4 роки тому +699

    “It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds”
    Pz. II J - probably.

    • @gregorybalint
      @gregorybalint 4 роки тому +28

      "Ahahahah..... oh my God.... who touched Sasha? ... alright... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?"

    • @grlt23
      @grlt23 4 роки тому +14

      Some people think they can outsmart me....

    • @grimecube
      @grimecube 4 роки тому +19

      @@grlt23 Maybe... *snort* maybe. I've yet to meet one who can outsmart boolet.

    • @radioblade5610
      @radioblade5610 4 роки тому +6

      @@grlt23 maybe.. maybe.. but i have yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet

    • @paulfrancistorres7144
      @paulfrancistorres7144 4 роки тому +5

      WAAHHH! WAAHHH! HAHAHAHAHA!
      CRY SOME MORE!

  • @matthewlloyd9752
    @matthewlloyd9752 4 роки тому +461

    I love the "noob reported" in that pz2j game. They are all so innocent bless

    • @Pikilloification
      @Pikilloification 4 роки тому +95

      Innocent? More like dangerously ignorant

    • @osrr6422
      @osrr6422 4 роки тому +8

      @@Pikilloification Oh! Like the general population.

    • @sebastienvantiggele5182
      @sebastienvantiggele5182 4 роки тому +4

      @@Pikilloification no. This is tier 3 and this is a tank that defies all logic and balance so the only thing that is expected is that noone should play this broken tank.

    • @AgentSmith911
      @AgentSmith911 4 роки тому +8

      Let me get this straight, guys. If I buy this tank for €100, I can, at least in a tier three or lower match making, just drive the tank towards the enemy cap circle, from the beginning of the match, and just... cap? And nobody can damage me? That is actually very strange and deserves a "you are noob and reported" moment in chat.

    • @general_prodigy
      @general_prodigy 4 роки тому +1

      @@AgentSmith911 they can still damage your tracks and decap

  • @Capitainetim
    @Capitainetim 4 роки тому +391

    you got to love that chat screaming at there screen when they don't have the "in" of the real problem there: They both can't deal damage to each other even by ramming or shooting gold XD

    • @jaywerner8415
      @jaywerner8415 4 роки тому +40

      You would think they would figure that out given the fact xB33 has taken ZERO hit points of damage during the battle.

    • @siriusczech
      @siriusczech 4 роки тому +31

      They could damage each other - by ramming in higher speed. They even managed to take each others 4hp and a certain time :D
      But the enemy is aware of it and therefore - no luck :D

    • @lMarcusl
      @lMarcusl 4 роки тому +39

      Yep, nothing better than watching a pile of idiots screaming out their opinions without having any actual information to base those opinions on. Oh wait, no, that's actually one of the worst things ever.

    • @badmonpog2569
      @badmonpog2569 4 роки тому +14

      MarcusTheAbsolute yeah it was pissing me off so much, like ffs stfu

    • @lMarcusl
      @lMarcusl 4 роки тому +37

      @@badmonpog2569 The worst thing about people that are clueless is the fact that they don't have a clue that they are clueless. From their perspective, they have all the knowledge in the world and just HAVE to share it with us in chat. Good thing I don't play the game anymore, I'd wager watching chats like this on a regular basis would shave a few years off my life.

  • @dylancowan3356
    @dylancowan3356 4 роки тому +70

    Hey thanks for showing my t110E5 game that was awesome!

    • @masondegaulle5731
      @masondegaulle5731 4 роки тому +7

      Great game mate, so happy you got to push that Pz.Kpfw VII over the lookout, made my day. Good calls, well played.

    • @johe_bhidun
      @johe_bhidun 4 роки тому +3

      Ur team communicated that's something already

    • @WarriorRed101
      @WarriorRed101 2 роки тому +1

      I own a t110e5 as well. It is one of my most favorite tanks to play (I mainly play heavy tanks). Thanks for submitting your replay and showcasing how awesome it can be.

  • @Thirdbase9
    @Thirdbase9 4 роки тому +130

    Was half expecting Jingles to say the Jaegeru was losing a fight to the Pz IIJ.

    • @social3ngin33rin
      @social3ngin33rin 4 роки тому +8

      Delete this before Wargaming reads it and decided to buff a pay2win vehicle, AGAIN.

    • @JonMI6
      @JonMI6 4 роки тому

      Hmmm...T1102 J

    • @hdezn26
      @hdezn26 4 роки тому

      @@social3ngin33rin too late....

    • @auroraborealissaltmineswarlord
      @auroraborealissaltmineswarlord 4 роки тому

      would you really be surprised?

    • @hdezn26
      @hdezn26 4 роки тому

      @@auroraborealissaltmineswarlord nope....

  • @Metacore91
    @Metacore91 4 роки тому +323

    When an immovable object meets... another immovable object.

    • @masterkek2332
      @masterkek2332 4 роки тому +22

      The hero the match doesn't need and doesn't deserve

    • @hdezn26
      @hdezn26 4 роки тому +11

      So 2 brick walls staring at each other shooting bb's and bouncing.

  • @CrescentGuard
    @CrescentGuard 4 роки тому +128

    Man, that first clip was like watching two fogeys in a retirement home chasing each other over the TV remote

    • @mjxw
      @mjxw 4 роки тому +2

      Jorge Luis Borges said that the Falklands War was like "two bald men fighting over a comb".

    • @PhilipKerry
      @PhilipKerry 4 роки тому +1

      @@mjxw Well an Argie would say that after they got their dago arses kicked .............

  • @raptor7364
    @raptor7364 4 роки тому +194

    Ackchyually Jingles, E5's cupola is more like 230mm effective thickness. Good luck playing hulldown with it. **laughs in S. Conqueror**

    • @slstewart1617
      @slstewart1617 4 роки тому +16

      Yeah, the next time I successfully go hull down against tier 10s in my E5 will be the first...
      It is better than it used to be though.

    • @matejlaznicka9583
      @matejlaznicka9583 4 роки тому +30

      And now imagine even better turret on much more mobile chassis. *Laughs in T95/FV4201 Chieftain*

    • @MasterofBlitz
      @MasterofBlitz 4 роки тому +7

      Oooh... I remember how much fun I had when I used to drive around in my T95/FV4201 Chieftain when I saw idiots trying to go toe to toe with me hull down. E5s were some of the easiest to kill. Then again everyone who drives a T95/FV4201 Chieftain fires gold.
      Quit the game for several months now. Way too filthy for me.

    • @MasterofBlitz
      @MasterofBlitz 4 роки тому +2

      @@slstewart1617 First tank to die.

    • @randymotter51
      @randymotter51 4 роки тому +1

      good thing you posted this, I heard Jingles say it was buffed and I remember it being nerfed not long after I got it. Thought they may have buffed it again but guess not.

  • @CommonLootGaming
    @CommonLootGaming 4 роки тому +39

    The chat was making me die with laughter... If only they knew.

  • @MrRakky
    @MrRakky 4 роки тому +148

    Ahh yes, ram him on full speed with a Pz II J that has the speed of a roomba..

    • @zijkhal8356
      @zijkhal8356 4 роки тому +15

      well, they did manage to deal damage to each other via ramming...
      Exactly four hitpoints' worth :D

    • @VosperCDN
      @VosperCDN 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah, saw that comment and thought whoever said it certainly wasn't paying attention to how not-fast the tank actually was.

    • @moistpudding9606
      @moistpudding9606 4 роки тому +3

      You should watch roomba drag racing

  • @drnastybf79
    @drnastybf79 4 роки тому +42

    That 10k gold in the 100€ bundle is just for few weeks worth of ammo.

  • @nazamroth8427
    @nazamroth8427 4 роки тому +28

    I love how tier 2s are trying to school the professional seal clubber in chat. Dont they realize that neither tanks are firing?

    • @thearchives1094
      @thearchives1094 4 роки тому +7

      This is how you know the player base is hopeless, legit they've started the game and somehow gain the confidence school a professional *seal cluber*. Fking idiots

    • @nazamroth8427
      @nazamroth8427 4 роки тому +3

      @@thearchives1094 Bonus points if they are smurf accounts.

  • @mememachine4332
    @mememachine4332 4 роки тому +61

    10:57 - 11:00 "At least they haven't crossed that particular line.. yet."
    World of Tanks Blitz players: god I wish that was the case over here.

    • @oriolestragic-feelithappen4806
      @oriolestragic-feelithappen4806 4 роки тому +4

      Lmao feels that pain

    • @robertdevito5001
      @robertdevito5001 4 роки тому +3

      Meme Machine they don’t even pretend that some of the tanks are meant to be from countries anymore

    • @KarmaisCruel99
      @KarmaisCruel99 4 роки тому +2

      I bought the 121 B invincible, but I rarely play it I prefer My IS7 and JagE100

    • @darrengarcia4937
      @darrengarcia4937 4 роки тому +2

      I won the cheiftain Mk6 and its easily one of the best heavies in the game. 7 sec reload and 5.5 sec fast reload with a .31 dispersion and that 350mm of turret armor is insane.

    • @KarmaisCruel99
      @KarmaisCruel99 4 роки тому +2

      @@darrengarcia4937 The one tank that pisses me off is the action X morpho. Literally idiot proof. Go hull down and win that's it

  • @Airblade101
    @Airblade101 4 роки тому +10

    Me who has been watching Jingles for going on probably 8-9 years now: "Another Pz II J replay. I guess it's that time of the year already."

  • @corey1054
    @corey1054 4 роки тому +76

    Sure hope that this time we haven't seen this replay before lol.
    Actually no I hope it is a replay we have seen before because it's funny when Jingles goofs.

    • @moritamikamikara3879
      @moritamikamikara3879 4 роки тому +4

      H A L F S P E E D
      *_H A L F F U C K I N G S P E E D_*

    • @briancreegan827
      @briancreegan827 4 роки тому

      This is the WAY (tm, C, ect...)

    • @Claymore200
      @Claymore200 4 роки тому +2

      i hate to say but i think he has done the pz2j before

  • @ivansimic173
    @ivansimic173 4 роки тому +66

    Last time I was this early the Pz. II. J still had weakspots

    • @nathandamaren2093
      @nathandamaren2093 4 роки тому

      I don't remember it having any weaknesses except for large caliber HE and a few of the low teir TD's

    • @ivansimic173
      @ivansimic173 4 роки тому

      @@nathandamaren2093 the hatches on the side

    • @ivanstepanovic1327
      @ivanstepanovic1327 4 роки тому

      @@nathandamaren2093 There was a gift tank, Russian tier 3 T-29 that had a massive HE shell that might damage II j... BUT, that T-29 also had HEAT shell that was capable of penetrating II j. That is how I killed one II j in a non-premium tank.

    • @nathandamaren2093
      @nathandamaren2093 4 роки тому

      @@ivanstepanovic1327 isn't the tier 3 t29 a premium gift tank though?

    • @auroraborealissaltmineswarlord
      @auroraborealissaltmineswarlord 4 роки тому +1

      it still does for whatever its worth, the middle plate (near horizontal one) is 25mm, a 76mm gun can overmatch that, then again, said 76mm gun needs to survive long enough first

  • @dicerson9976
    @dicerson9976 4 роки тому +11

    "Although I suspect you'll enjoy one more than the other"
    Ah yeah, that Panser 2j battle was hella fire

  • @elitemook4234
    @elitemook4234 4 роки тому +23

    Panzer 2J meets another Panzer 2J
    "Money fight!"

  • @Tyrchon001
    @Tyrchon001 4 роки тому +10

    "Don't worry Dave, I won't judge you...I'll leave that to the internet."

  • @isaacmcareavey237
    @isaacmcareavey237 4 роки тому +56

    Dave: *I am inevitable*

  • @KolenboerNL
    @KolenboerNL 4 роки тому +15

    14:43 JagdpnzrE100 cant hit an enemy target but can hit dave in the proces? For some dmg is dmg

    • @Wolfeson28
      @Wolfeson28 4 роки тому +4

      Fortunately, the Jagdpnzr couldn't manage to do damage shooting at tacataco either.

  • @xB33
    @xB33 4 роки тому +10

    Yaaay,Jingles featured my video after years of submitting stuff:D
    Also,i only had 400 rounds because i didn't play this tank for quite a while ....they buffed lower tiers since then and I haven't noticed, you can now carry 700 rounds. So it's "possible" that I could've won this if i had re-stocked the ammo after the buff.

  • @nucleargandhi2709
    @nucleargandhi2709 4 роки тому +6

    9:47 Actually, all it cost him was 124,416 credits and the self respect of one Panzer II J commander.

  • @paulbestwick2426
    @paulbestwick2426 4 роки тому +3

    I see why the 3.7" howitzer was removed from the cruiser 2 at tier 3. It can hurt the PzII J.

  • @AugostoPinochet
    @AugostoPinochet 4 роки тому +6

    "that thing has a gun with 258mm of penetration with standard ammunition"
    Actually Jingles, it's 299mm of pen with standard ammo.

  • @__ManMilk
    @__ManMilk 3 роки тому +1

    That moment when an immovable object meets another immovable object. Amazing

  • @azynkron
    @azynkron 4 роки тому

    I really like that E5. 9/10 battles you see the HTs continue camping on the hill because "Here's where I'm supposed to be and I'm not fucking moving!". Good player.

  • @subtlewhatssubtle
    @subtlewhatssubtle 4 роки тому +1

    I was legitimately surprised to see the teamkiller penalty on that T2 Light since friendly fire was disabled, until I realized he was an extra-special breed of berk who pushed his ally off the cliff.

  • @mikeandhev
    @mikeandhev 4 роки тому +3

    Great WOT vid Jingles, you MUST do more WOT though. They are the only ones I watch!!

  • @nathank7989
    @nathank7989 4 роки тому +1

    Actually Jingles, the commander's hatch on the T110E5 is only 235mm of effective armor. It was buffed to 260mm effective when the T110E5 was given its HD model, but was nerfed several months later when Wargaming realized to their horror that they had made the T110E5 effective when hull-down.

  • @arwing20
    @arwing20 4 роки тому +17

    It really doesn't matter how OP this tank is. Anyone with half a brain stopped playing this game years ago. The rest of us are just here to enjoy other people getting shit on in Jingles videos.

  • @ghostshadow8419
    @ghostshadow8419 4 роки тому +2

    The Pz. II J: Germany's Mobile Swiss Bank vault (Hard to get, Hard to crack, and full of gold)

  • @BaronVeyer
    @BaronVeyer 4 роки тому +1

    Fucking hell, I was working out and had this running in the background and when Jingles dropped his "pulse-pounding action" line I almost dropped my weights on my head. :D

  • @justanotherviewer52
    @justanotherviewer52 4 роки тому

    Nothing better than a Jingles WoT video.

  • @edsonkidwell2522
    @edsonkidwell2522 4 роки тому

    Great stuff jingles Thanks for sharing this

  • @hfar_in_the_sky
    @hfar_in_the_sky 4 роки тому

    Man, that first battle was some Monitor vs Merrimack levels of pulse pounding action.

  • @johanbuis1369
    @johanbuis1369 4 роки тому +3

    *Sees T110E5 result screen*
    "I think he’s just showing now isn’t he?"

  • @magscorch7706
    @magscorch7706 4 роки тому +7

    The comments made me laugh: "Reported" "Noob"

  • @freetolook3727
    @freetolook3727 4 роки тому +12

    Seems like it's been forever since the last World of Tanks video.

    • @masondegaulle5731
      @masondegaulle5731 4 роки тому +1

      Hetzer's gonna Hetz was only a couple days ago...

    • @MenwithHill
      @MenwithHill 4 роки тому

      @@masondegaulle5731 I guess 2021 is just doing a number on his head.

  • @acedfox541
    @acedfox541 4 роки тому +1

    *Pz.2J:* you pay $5,- for the tank. $95,- for the ammo.

  • @lightningv46
    @lightningv46 4 роки тому +6

    Does anyone else remember when the smooth music Jingles would put in his videos was The Girl from Ipanema?
    I miss that, it's a shame he lost it

    • @kyleeverly9243
      @kyleeverly9243 4 роки тому

      Yeah man, copyright claims taking away everybody's fun

    • @lightningv46
      @lightningv46 4 роки тому

      @@kyleeverly9243 I thought it was because his pc bricked and he couldn't find it again. I think he mentioned it in a video years ago

    • @kyleeverly9243
      @kyleeverly9243 4 роки тому

      Oh you know, I assumed it was copyright, but I forgot about all the bricking, my b

  • @scorpionevo880
    @scorpionevo880 4 роки тому

    A very good lesson to be learned from the T110E5 player. When facing a tank like the Pz. Kpf. 7, which like the Pz. II J can have tricky weakspots, just throw them off a cliff

  • @N1lav
    @N1lav 4 роки тому +10

    Audio out of sync?

  • @SailorwaveII
    @SailorwaveII 4 роки тому

    Oh my favorite part of all this is the number of people on his team without 2 braincells to rub together calling him a noob, completely unaware of just how nooby they are in saying such.

  • @tanall5959
    @tanall5959 4 роки тому

    Pz IIJ mirror battle: To use a description I heard applied to the Battle of Hampton Roads (Monitor vs Virginia), 'Its like watching two drunks trying to beat each other to death armed only with Hulk Hands'

  • @zenderman333
    @zenderman333 4 роки тому

    I like how jingles says how the two games couldn't be more similar BUT at the end of the of the second match, the FV207 was alone against 5 tanks while the Pz II J in the first was also alone against 5 tanks. Just so ya know...

  • @samuelliebich7665
    @samuelliebich7665 4 роки тому

    I love watching that chat lose it's tiny little mind, clearly not understanding what the problem is

  • @jamesh2321
    @jamesh2321 4 роки тому

    I was screaming at the tetrarch driver on Dave's team in that first replay... tetrarch has the pen to get through the 2J and the mobility to not have to sit out in the open and trade... but yet that's what he did.

  • @Eon2641
    @Eon2641 4 роки тому +1

    I can't believe the other team let them hang out on the cliff-side of the castle for nearly a minute and didn't bother to shoot up at them. Where are these jokers when I'm playing?

  • @jims2267
    @jims2267 4 роки тому

    I still never can fathom why in that game mode every one always goes to the hill to die, let them have it, the hill is worthless. You can't even see most of the cap from there and there is all kinds of cover from fire from the hill.

  • @thescottsman1996
    @thescottsman1996 4 роки тому

    props to that is-3, +2 MM and he held back an entire flank and the jageroo while his tier 10s went and died

  • @limdaoyuan7218
    @limdaoyuan7218 4 роки тому +19

    This is the fastest I have clicked a vid

  • @TrickiVicBB71
    @TrickiVicBB71 4 роки тому

    I have seen a similar situation many years ago. You showed a video of it to. Expect back when it did have a weak spot.

  • @jX03520
    @jX03520 4 роки тому +3

    Absolutely fantastic. jingles I ask one thing of you upload on Saturday cos it’s my birthday 🎂 and nothing would be better than spending 15 mins of it watching you

    • @nopens
      @nopens 4 роки тому +2

      This is increbidly sad.

    • @jX03520
      @jX03520 4 роки тому

      @@nopens welcome to my life

  • @BeetjeVreemd
    @BeetjeVreemd 4 роки тому +6

    9:25 Actually Jingles. He is damaging him, so it's possible to kill it.

    • @zenwallace1137
      @zenwallace1137 4 роки тому +3

      You’re right, but it’s like 4 shells out of 10 on average. The side armour is 50 mm and I think the penetration on the Pz2J with premium rounds is 46 mm

    • @MrBogdan998
      @MrBogdan998 4 роки тому +3

      Well he did about 53 points of dmg in the last couple of seconds of that game, so basically if he had done what he did when it was too little too late, ei shot the other Pz II J's tracks and then shot into that (still somewhat) weakpoint, he would have killed him eventually

    • @RedXlV
      @RedXlV 4 роки тому +3

      @@MrBogdan998 On level ground, a II J can penetrate another II J's sides with APCR just under 1/3 of the time on average. Given that he had 270 rounds of APCR and the enemy II J had 376 HP left when they started their fight, that should've been more than enough to kill it unless he just got atrociously bad RNG for his penetration rolls.

    • @kirikayuumura3256
      @kirikayuumura3256 4 роки тому +2

      Yes, as a Pz2J owner, you can take out another Pz2J, as long as you can get at their side, flat on, and not be track-touching close.... Too close and your gun is angled down too much, increasing the effective armor. Back off at least 1/2 the length of the tank, then aim just behind the side hatch, as the armor there is exactly 50mm and flat (the side hatches are just slightly thicker, aim for the hull between the hatch and one of the track skirt cover brackets), then using premium ammo (average pen 46mm, with +pen shots will just barely go over 50mm), you will get on average 2~4 pens a clip. If you have the +crit skill, you may get a lucky fire or ammo rack hit and take them down quicker. Otherwise the trick doesn't work if they keep moving/angling, so you can lock them down tracked, then alternate shooting at the side and then at a sprocket to keep them still.
      There is also a possible spot that might be a bit weaker on one side, where you can see a shock-abosorber looking thing behind the track. It only seems to be weak on one side of the tank (sorry, I don't remember which side off the top of my head), and I can get pens a bit more reliably hitting them there, but it requires they be a bit more elevated than you to get a straight on angle. I have only a few times managed to caught one via that spot, but haven't managed a lock-down-and-kill using that spot yet.
      More often, if I come across the enemy Pz2J while in mine, I'll do my best to keep them occupied so the rest of the team can cap and win.
      And yes, you bleed credits like crazy.

    • @masondegaulle5731
      @masondegaulle5731 4 роки тому

      As long as you can get flat shots at that little hatch, you can pen (as we saw a few times). Also possible to pen through the cuploa if you hit it low and center, but they shrunk the height of the hitbox so it's not as easy as it used to be. Best bet trying to deal with a Pz.IIJ in a T3 is HE, try and splash on the engine cover.

  • @SahiPie
    @SahiPie 3 роки тому

    Considering that the base cap was going up even with the other guy in it, all he had to do is stick as close to the replay player as possible

  • @thomashodgson-jones7594
    @thomashodgson-jones7594 4 роки тому

    I must admit I used to enjoy meeting IIJs in my Tilly. Hearing all that gold bouncing off my armour while my peashooter gradually turned him into Swiss cheese.

  • @eldridgep2
    @eldridgep2 4 роки тому +4

    Great second game. PZII J used to love coming across them.... When in a Matilda.

  • @gonun69
    @gonun69 4 роки тому +1

    Dave could have tried to shoot the side and rear at 90°. Then every shot has a ~1 in 3 chance to penetrate. He had 260 rounds left when he started shooting the enemy Pz. 2 J. The enemy had 376 health left so he only needed to shoot a little over a hundred rounds into his side. That leaves 150 rounds, which should be enough to track the enemy at least 15 times, possibly even much more as it only needs one round to reset the repair progress.
    So the strategy to win a Pz. 2 J duel is to track the enemy, get on his side or rear so you can hit the 50mm plates at 90° and point your front towards him while keeping him tracked. Then fire the first burst of two shells of each magazine into his tracks and the other eight into his armour.
    The only way for the enemy to defend against this would be to keep you tracked, use the repair kit while you reload and turn the tank slightly so that the plates are angled and you can't penetrate anymore. From that point on it would just be a game of who runs out of ammo, time or patience first.

  • @jeaton1224
    @jeaton1224 4 роки тому

    “Ah a tale of two Dempsey’s. Starts slow, but, has a happy ending.”

  • @jamesvandemark2086
    @jamesvandemark2086 2 роки тому

    Good one, Jingles!

  • @tsd_ju7084
    @tsd_ju7084 4 роки тому

    Ingame chat is hilarious...
    at 5:30 a guy yells 'FUCKING SHOOT' xD
    ... thankfully this also shows that these things aren't in the matchmaker all too often because ppl don't seem to know what a Pz.II J is

  • @imnw2263
    @imnw2263 4 роки тому +2

    Why wasn't the capture progress being blocked by both being in the same cap together?

  • @josipcuric8767
    @josipcuric8767 4 роки тому +1

    Lmfao the chat from the first battle

  • @Leopardmadcat
    @Leopardmadcat 4 роки тому

    I actually yelled "Push Him!" when the T110E5 tangled with that Pz. VII and laughed out loud when he did. (Now my wife is giving me odd looks.)

  • @tankj0ck3y
    @tankj0ck3y 4 роки тому

    man I remember that old replay where some guy in a churchill(I think) ran out of ammo against an AT-2 and they both just kinda followed each other

  • @ducky449
    @ducky449 4 роки тому +1

    Jingles, you say no one makes a profit in that tank, that is incorrect, Wargaming makes a lot of profit when anyone is in that tank.

  • @DisSabot
    @DisSabot 4 роки тому +3

    10:31 World Of Tanks Blitz have been allowing players with 0 battles to buy a tier X Chieftain Mk.6 since 2019, with it popping up as limited offers now and then in the store for 25k gold.

    • @darthwaffleass696
      @darthwaffleass696 4 роки тому

      Blitz is ass

    • @DisSabot
      @DisSabot 4 роки тому

      @@darthwaffleass696 Not really, there are some things exclusive to Blitz that are better than PC

  • @benmolnar1259
    @benmolnar1259 4 роки тому

    Ackchually Jingles the Jageroo managed to inflict infinitely more damage than you said. The team’s victory wouln no have been possible if he did not bump into the IS3 for a booty -shakin, digestion-disturbing 11 points of raw and pure damage!

  • @level98bearhuntingarmor
    @level98bearhuntingarmor 4 роки тому

    That Panzer II J duel reminds me of the battle of Hampton Roads

  • @blecgaming9069
    @blecgaming9069 4 роки тому

    I’ll be honest- I’ve been watching this channel for a total of 6 years - I’ve went from having a record In wot console to streaming call of duty on twitch. - These videos got me streaming WOT and where I am now , 30,468 games and 72.43% WR on console. 7500 hours, :) I should send in some of my clips , and funny bugs I know about in game

  • @L.Pondera
    @L.Pondera 4 роки тому

    This is why I cannot show the 2J any mercy. Every up tier/TD/SPG game I face it, I must destroy it. To restore balance to the force.

  • @khanricksteele
    @khanricksteele 4 роки тому

    I sometimes think about taking my E5 out for a spin.... then I contemplate how many 3-15 (or worse) losing team I will have to endure before I can actually have a fun game in it, then I go play Hello Kitty Island Adventure instead

  • @Just_A_Dude
    @Just_A_Dude 4 роки тому +1

    You know, I can't help but think on the fact that WoT and WoWS basically use the same damage scale for both games... and I also can't help but imagine what plunging fire from any Tier 3 WoWS ship would do to a Pz.II J.

    • @martinkirk3810
      @martinkirk3810 4 роки тому +1

      Overpens all day, you can't stop the cheese!

  • @JGL996
    @JGL996 4 роки тому +1

    The chat in this battle is hilarious!

  • @Pyrolysis2142
    @Pyrolysis2142 4 роки тому

    Fun fact, the E5 battle is good enough for jingles but not good enough for HT-15 mission to get the T55a

  • @ralikdiver
    @ralikdiver 4 роки тому

    Only time I've beaten a Pz II J was on the Abby map. He came up the river road and I managed to push him into the water.

  • @greatsisyphus7712
    @greatsisyphus7712 4 роки тому

    Jingles probably hasn't played this game for more than a few games since 2016... still I find myself enjoying these videos somehow. hmmmmm

  • @demondragonshi5161
    @demondragonshi5161 4 роки тому

    I'm a proud owner of a Pz II J and it's the only teir 3 tank I ever drive in randoms. My favorite moment I've had is meeting another Pz II J in battle and us driving past each other basically saying "it's not worth it" yet the less than 20$ I spent on the tank is worth it. it came with 360 days of prem and the 100+ bucks that cost but I didn't care for it.

  • @Bluewoofz
    @Bluewoofz 4 роки тому

    Jingles! That jagdpanzer e100 did 11 damage, not 0! Can't be underestimating him here, obviously an amazing player

  • @breyanmcgillicuddy6376
    @breyanmcgillicuddy6376 4 роки тому

    Pz. ll J: ouch stop shooting me you’re giving me a headache!

  • @magiadegetelor2784
    @magiadegetelor2784 4 роки тому

    jingles you have all my respect but in wot you forget that RNG decide who hits and who misses ,it doesn't matter how much talent you have on the crew, what equipment you have when RNG decide .

  • @alanwatts8239
    @alanwatts8239 3 роки тому

    I love how they all thre themselves at a 2J and still call their team mate a noob. lol

  • @lauri9061
    @lauri9061 4 роки тому +5

    I want to hit my head against a wall when seeing the first team coming one by one against the enemy pz

    • @johnche6876
      @johnche6876 4 роки тому

      if they all came together the best they could do is try to flip him over or park round him and die in a small pen of dead tanks

    • @lauri9061
      @lauri9061 4 роки тому

      @@johnche6876 Or just cap while a couple stay and reset with tracks

  • @absent-mindedgoldfish
    @absent-mindedgoldfish 4 роки тому

    first battle chat is just hilarious

  • @vanvan-oc4nj
    @vanvan-oc4nj 4 роки тому

    Nice 2nd game Jingles !!

  • @JohnSmith-gb5vg
    @JohnSmith-gb5vg 4 роки тому +3

    Thanks for showing how “balanced” this game is....

  • @Jeremiah90526
    @Jeremiah90526 3 роки тому

    I have met Panzer II J's in random battles.... have not noticed any problems with fighting them. The two primary tanks I fight in at tier 3 are the Panzer II G carrying the 3cm MK103, which has 95mm of penetration with standard AP ammo (thickest it gets on the J is 80mm, and I tend to aim for the chassis of the tank rather than the turret) and the Valentine, carrying the final gun you can get for it, the mark 5 (early) 6 pounder. Penetration with standard AP ammo 75 mm (yes that is 3mm less than the 2 pounder, but that is hardly worth noting, and the alpha damage is about a third less for the 2 pounder). So yes, the turret from the front is invulnerable to my 6 pounder, but that chassis and back of turret sure as heck ain't. I would actually like if they allowed you to upgrade the gun on the II J to a single shot 3cm gun, with it basically being a single shot MK103. Why? Because not being able to pen your own tank with your gun shouldn't be a thing. And this is coming from someone who is never going to buy the dang thing.

  • @KarmaisCruel99
    @KarmaisCruel99 4 роки тому

    Jingles Wotb crossed that line premium and collector tier X

  • @tmc1473
    @tmc1473 4 роки тому

    Can't believe that he didn't get in front of them to distract his fire. Ya, extremely aggravating, but interesting.

  • @dooperdoo5184
    @dooperdoo5184 4 роки тому

    Not surprised that the people who rushed the PZ.2j were also yelling at Dave. Ignorance is blisss

  • @TallulahSoie
    @TallulahSoie 4 роки тому +1

    Never played WoT, but surprised there is no contesting mechanic to caps.

  • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
    @SoggyCoffeeAddict 4 роки тому

    My brain auto filled in the title to one of his older videos. So instead of "a tale of two tanks" I read "a tale of two abbeys"

  • @tommay6590
    @tommay6590 4 роки тому

    Dave had no chance, the other one was bearing the Coat of Arms of Gamecom City aka Cologne...

  • @stampede18ecs
    @stampede18ecs 4 роки тому

    What if you derp a he shell under the tank could you kill it

  • @jacobs.9797
    @jacobs.9797 4 роки тому

    I bought a Pz ll J years ago in WoTB for $15 I think. It was overpowered initially but I think they nerfed the shit out of it, so not only is the gun useless, the armor is too. I also bought a Type 59 for $50 when it was only available for such price. I got it because of the rarity, and eventually the playstyle and credit earning. They've now given it away, put it in crates, etc etc. The "rare tank" I paid for is now common place. Thanks, Wargaming.

  • @jbhmb2938
    @jbhmb2938 4 роки тому +1

    correct me if i am wrong, but i think back when the panzer IIJ still had weakspots, it also was tier2 wasn't it?

  • @gitfoad8032
    @gitfoad8032 4 роки тому

    Fair play to the Tortoise for using "asinine" in chat.

  • @daanstrik4293
    @daanstrik4293 4 роки тому +2

    Dave is back :D

  • @uncletom2962
    @uncletom2962 4 роки тому

    Actually there is a weak spot on the ii j
    If you drive a tank much taller than the II j , like a S35 739( another German sealclubber)
    You can shoot from above on the top of the front armor and pen each time.
    However the ii j can harm you in return.
    I had a ii j down to 1xp before he killed me. Just because I missed a few shots in the heat of the moment.