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Welcome to the Jenna & Julien Podcast where we talk about all the things. If you are looking for your everyday, normal, by the book podcast, then you're in the wrong place. We created this because we tend to have awesome, random, and sometimes drunk conversations that we realized had to be shared with the lovely internet world. So here we are.
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Marbles looks like he walked in and shouldn't be there but feels too awkward to leave while his parents are fighting
Caitlin Bender me
Omg
Marbles just standing there
Hello cavetown
oh hey king lmao
cavetown watches jj podcast? goated
“You’re lying!”
“You’re right, I’m lying in the bath.”
I died😭😭
"I only live once and I act like it" is the Aries motto
OfficialFriendlyGhost i thought he said “i’ve lived once” which makes it funnier imo 😂
Literally what I was thinking!!
Marble is the centerpiece of that table
Jolie Clark yeah haha i mean 14 minutes in and he's just standing there, forgetting he's alive
Haha!!
He’s so confused 😂
Marbles is an example of a hollow shape with 2 holes connected by 1 continuous tract. Marbles is a living straw.
RIP Marbles- you are missed everyday
Marbles is so undervalued he’s being used as a table decoration
Lizzy Read can we acknowledge that he is just standing there starring in a void for the most part
I know it’s kinda sad 😢 like common just put him down
That got dark fast
What else are you supposed to do with a dead dog?
@@lola123pink oh hell no you better be joking
how about a craft-cast? just like...tie dye stuff, make stuff with clay, etc.
Annabella Johnson yeeeeesssssss!
ooooooh yes
oh my god yes please
But that’s literally her main channel now 😂 I love you Jenna
Annabella Johnson hell yeah!
Marbles is representing us as the audience as he blankly stares at Jenna and Julien debating the most ridiculous things
Marissa Cooper this comment is great
I stopped watching Jenna and Julien to watch Jenna and Julien
Rachel Sage wait same.
you bring both honour and dishonour onto this family.
literally me.
Literally same
Hope you guys finished watching Jenna and Julien after you were done watching Jenna and Julien
I wish they debated over Jenna having a cat
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED!!! Lol
petition for jenna to get a cat
Aurora Sparks Yes! I wish they’d do an entire episode on this. 😂
"You know what Seinfeld was a spin-off of?"
"No, what?"
"NOTHING!!!!"
i’m 15 minutes in and marbles has STOOD for most of the time just questioning his existence
Dillon Wallin He's overseeing his kingdom.
Hahahahaha yessss!
Marbles has to focus at all times on his own existence or he will realize he has died and vanish in a puff of logic.
after I heard jenna say she eats pickle and peanut butter sandwiches I thought to myself jenna has now lost all potential arguments
Brielle dude please for your own sake try a peanut butter and pickle burger. It might change your perspective they're heavenly
idk why marbles standing on the table looking lost has got me laughing so much
Here’s a thing I’ve noticed. Like people younger than say 25 tend to not like Seinfeld as much because, as Jenna said, Seinfeld influenced everything. The humor is in everything. But a lot of people in their 20’s and younger didn’t watch Seinfeld first, they watched the other stuff around the late 90’s to 00’s so now we go back and watch Seinfeld, the jokes are stale unfortunately
ayeayealisia which really sucks I'm 18 and I grew up watching Seinfeld nearly every night. I see other shows as a childish ripoff
The seinfield characters aren't likeable is why i don't watch it. I need atleast one character i would like in real life.
I agree, Im 33. I grew up with Seinfield. I am not a fan at all. Now, don't get me wrong, there have been funny moments in the show, but it is not a show I would ever want to see again. (Also I have never seen the Office so I cant weigh in there)
ayeayealisia I’m 20 and I HATE the office. The humor is dry and boring. Grew up watching Seinfeld and I genuinely feel that’s so much funnier, and it’s a classic funny. Not the dry crap that won’t be funny anymore in like 15 years. Like Jenna said, it influenced everything. It was its own staple show. Without it, there would be very few comedies at the caliber they are. The same cannot be said about the office.
I loved seinfeld and watched it last year. I tried the office but it looks like the first episodes aren't good because I couldn't get through them.
I can’t even concentrate on the superior arguments happening because of the lack of attention being given to Marbles
i didn’t even know marble could stand
bagelho1e that's not funny and disrespectful
im crying
Highlight of my week is hearing that familiar... *"DINK DINK!!"*
Don't mess with my *"DINK DINK!!"* Juuuulliiieeennnnnnuuuhhh!!!
SAME!!!
Hey we have the same family name (Twombly)
Olivia Spotswoood no, you are from clan Spotswoood.
Olivia Spotswoood
That's awesome! I never meet other Twombly's! We're a rare breed 😜😜
But Jenna!! How would we have gotten your priceless thoughts from a bath wisdom if you were in a shower??😂 😂
Omg I was just thinking that!!
This is just an hour of Julien not being able to handle losing
I relate to Julien
And marbles just standing there looking
Let me blow your mind for a second. I’m an EMT and we define gunshot wounds by entry and exit wounds, two separate holes.
The entry part of the hole and the exit part of the hole, one hole, I am very passionate on this issue
That could be because we count each body of flesh as a different part. If you get shot through the body, you have a hole in your chest and a hole in your back (for example), so two holes. Yet if you pierce your earlobes, each piercing is considered a single hole. You don't count the front and the back as two separate piercings (holes).
And what about slices of swiss cheese? We count each hole as one hole, we don't multiply it by front and back.
Shrug. Maybe both answers are correct.
emily the chest wound is the start of the hole and the back wound is the end of it one hole two ends
but then wouldn't the entry and exit point make one wound which isn't stitched up until the entry and exit points are stitched?
Two ends of the same hole
I am currently dying all alone in my bed of an infected wisdom tooth and having the most miserable time ever, and I can’t even explain to you how much Julian singing the office intro has just cheered me up. I fucking love you guys.
Sanne V feel better!!!! that pain is the worst... at least you know that as time goes on you heal more and more!! sending you good healing vibes ♥️♥️
Thank you! xx
Sanne V Don't laugh too much, it will propably make you suffer more ;) I hope you'll get better soon :)
Sanne V oh my god- me too!! Got a referral for a wisdom tooth extraction today 🙈 dreading it... but looking forward to not having to deal with the pain! Get well soon tooth buddy!
Good luck Emma, it'll be over and done with before you know it! sending love xxx
Are we just gonna ignore the fact marble is just standing on the table for like 15 mins...
honestly marbles is my spirit animal, sitting in the middle of everything looking like you're following along but in reality have no idea whats going on
Marbles just needing to be held sooooo bad.
Just me B I noticed that too
HOLD MEEEEE
im in 15 minutes and i completely forgot he was there
He was legit standing on that table for 15 minutes
settle this by having a BASKETBALL GAME TOMORROOOWWWW!!!!!! no really its about time we all got the video of our dreams....luv ya jenna and julien
Do it when shan and chris are in town and make it a production
Blackkat omg yes that'd be EVERYTHING
Dink fam we need to make this happen! They need to gather all their friends and have the most beautiful collab the world has seen, with waffsicle filming of course
Blackkat YES! 👏I👏WANT👏THE👏COLLAB 👏OF👏THE👏 LIFE 👏TIME👏
LUNA THE OFFICE HANDS DOWN!!!
No offense Jenna but the office made me cry (out of laughter and emotion) but Seinfeld just kind of entertained me. Both are amazing shows though.
Marbles lovingly and intently watching Julien do The Office song really did something for my heart today
An idea of podcast: PITCH IDEAS FOR SHARK TANK
Amandaxxcastilho yess
PLEASE
i hope they see the comment. i actually think it would be hilarious considering how much xp julien has in the bullshit biz
three words to settle this: bears, beets, battlestar galactica...
Irana van Oostrum that’s 4 words
Question: Which kind of bear is best?
False. Black Bear.
Irana van Oostrum yes.
Lizzie Diamond naaah it's 3
Fact: bears ear beets.
Hahaha Jenna walks out in under a minute
A straw has 2 holes like a t-shirt has 4 holes (two arm holes, head hole and bottom). The 2 holes of the straw are connected like the 4 holes of a t-shirt are all connected. But it would sound ridiculous to say that a t-shirt has only one hole!
Cassy Pony yes!! If there was a hold in the side of the straw that’s a third hole, not still one hole! And you could have a malformed straw and have only one hole in one end and the other end is closed. Then there is still a hole so it couldn’t have just been one, it’s definitely two holes.
DarkChild9395 its all one hole what you are describing as a hole is a pit
A pit is another word for hole...
So when you punch a hole through a piece of paper, you're really punching 2 holes? Trippy.
I don’t mean to scare you but there’s a disturbed looking meerkat on your table
"I live once and I act like it" -Julien Solomita
best quote of the year so far! ♥
OMG Jenna, BUT CAN YOU DO THIS????!!!
Anna R *leans backwards into the abyss*
I thought of this too I was laughing really hard when she laid back in her chair lmao
BET SHE CAN'T *Leans back into Grand Canyon*
His segways are TOO FUCKING FUNNY. also i love how the two of them can debate about dumb things or even really serious topics peacefully and genuinely appreciate the other persons point of view even if they disagree, but just be respectful to each other. Its refreshing lol
Marbles hovering makes me on edge just like when someone is standing over you and won’t sit down
I’m extremely offended by the bath argument, I’ll pack my bags and go sit in my bath
Salami Sandwich Jenna is triggered by your profile picture
Salami Sandwich 😂❤️
Wait.. If a straw doesn't have two holes, because the openings are connected to eachother.. Is then the mouth and the butthole the same hole, because they're connected to each other? I'm confused.
Katrin Müller gtfo
this just made me rethink so much shit
Katrin Müller I was just telling my husband the same ANALogy 😉😂
😂😂😂 I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
That's exactly what I was thinking!
I love Kermit but that licking sound is revolting. It infuriates me with how nasty it is. Kermit is a good boy!! I know he's giving sweet kisses!! I just loathe that sound.
Kittie Peters it actually makes me so angry o hate it so much i wanna vomit and throw things like nonono MAKE IT STOP
Yes it’s gross 💀blehhh
Lmao 🤣 your comment made me smile
Marbles is just...There. What he doin
Karly Crabb I mean, what is he NOT doing, amirite?
He bein a good boy
Jenna and Julien's age difference perfectly displayed by the office vs. seinfeld argument
Jill Heitman I'm Jenna's age and firmly on Julien's side. Love the Office. Never got the appeal of Seinfeld.
Why is marble just awkwardly standing in the middle of the table
Melina Burgos so everyone can see every once of aliveness in his little chihuahua body lol
He looks like he was just spawned there and froze.
couldn’t any hole with more than one exit be considered a tunnel and not a hole?
“Oh honey, do you remember shapes?” LMAOO
I like how this started with Jenna just head bobbing then slowly realizing what Julien was actually doing
It makes me happy when Julien said “when we have a kid” and not “if we have a kid”
with those 2 as parents that kid will be crazy AF ^^
Mark E. Jenna knows psykologee dem kiddez is gon be WELL ADJUSTED
Nihilist Porcupine and the kid will have a basketball game tomorrow!!
do you guys think you could do a motivation-cast? i’ve been through some tough times lately and your guys podcasts always cheer me up, a motivation cast would just upgrade the amount of happiness i get from a podcast 😂
Megan I hope you have done the thing. You is a good.
What a nice idea!!
Marbles is tired of hearing comments about his death... stands front and center to prove everyone wrong
Lauren Vest not only that he’s just showing us his ass.
This was mildly uncomfortable like the couple that fights in front of you, but I throughly enjoyed it
Salami Sandwich why did no one else feel this way too?
It was cathartic to watch.
Julien is a know-it-all. .. >=X
Guurl... u know whats mildly uncomfortable... CERMET LICKING JENNA!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Marbles looking like a referee
Amandeez HAHA IM CRYING
ok but conspiracy/ghost stories etc with shane dawson would be AMAZING. You (Jenna and Julien) and Shane have some of the best thoughts and ideas and knowledge of conspiracy theories and the supernatural realm along with being two of my favorite comedian/youtubers. Would love an episode with shane where you discuss supernatural/conspiracy theories
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO DINK
Marbles is killing me just chilling in the middle of the table. Looks like he's a referee or something
Personally I think The Office is my favorite of the two BUT to add to Jenna’s talking points Seinfeld DID create an entirely new and actually celebrated holiday - Festivus. Additionally it didn’t lose one main cast member during its 9 year run AND ended slotted as a top show during its time. The Office lost a main character (or two of you count Kelly’s character) during its 10 year run and had lower ratings after Steve Carell’s departure.
Honestly, no one in the UK knows what Sienfeld is???? I had to scroll the comments to see how to spell it. But the office is ICONIC.
Fact: 1 in 3 memes come from the office.
Zara and you still ended up spelling seinfeld wrong😂 but yeah i like the office more than seinfeld, the office freakin slaps
*Do another conspiracy theories podcast please!*
Yeeeessss
Kat Chartreux with Shane!
yyyyesss
Yes yes yes and yes
yesssss like an hour long those r the best
tag yourself in this video:
**i'm marbles standing on the table not knowing what to do**
I'm peach at 31:20 just listening to people argue while I stare at them trying to understand why they are fighting.
I’m cermet at 23:52 trying to get moms attention when my parents are arguing.
I'm Kermits weird-ass giraffe neck at 3:19
I’m Jenna after literally EVERY segue.
Someone needs to make a “Jenna getting recked by Julian’s fire segways” compilation and just zoom into the pain in her eyes when it happens lol
Settle the debate by having julien answer Seinfeld trivia and Jenna answer the office trivia and whoever gets the most right is the show that wins because it was iconic enough that the person arguing against it knows more about it than the other
Lol, gambit is the best x men because his habits of wanting friends and having no true talent is extremely relatable
I'm 9 minutes in and I gotta say... When a bullet goes thru someone they describe an entry wound AND an exit wound. That's two separate holes with separate names. A straw has two holes. An entry hole and an exit hole.
Madi O of you shoot a bullet at a wall there aren’t two bullet holes
Luke J. / Nexus if you shoot a bullet into a wall and it doesn't go through, it's a hole. If it goes through the wall, there are two holes, connecting through the wall 😂
I was thinking the exact same thing! If a bullet goes through a person there would be two wounds, therefore two holes.
Everyone thumbs this up so Julien sees it, realizes how wrong he is, and then gets Jenna a cat.
and.. if u pinch closed one side or hole on a straw its no longer a straw its a useless tube.. u need 2 holes to make a straw
You should play an intense game of would you rather and explain your reasonings
"BLT is a thicc bitch!" Lol Julien!
Tag yourself I'm marbles standing there lost as hell
Why am I getting heated at the office and seinfield argument lol
A suggestion for settling the debate: jenna picks an episode for julien to watch and vice versa and see who laughs the most
Bridget B i LOVE this idea i hope they see it and come through
I just noticed that Marbles is on the table... at 14:40... wow
I agree with Julien about kermit... he a nasty boi
I fucking hate cerment's licking i almost clicked off because i couldn't handle the fucking nasty noises
Yeah but Kermit isn't the one being nasty I don't understand why everybody is blaming the dog Jenna is the one that's letting him do it and please don't get me wrong I absolutely love Jenna she's one of my favorite people online but I just don't think it's right that she lets her dog do that
every time my dog goes under my blanket when we're going to bed I cant wear shorts or no pants without her trying to lick my legs like a nasty. I'm yelling "LEAVE IT" at like one in the morning bc she's half deaf and that's the command we taught her to stop doing something.... well, nasty lmao.
jenna needs to stop being fuggin' annoying and thinking it's cute and endearing because it's not. sometimes i struggle to get through these podcasts lmao. but julien is so damn funny and entertaining that i can't not watch
Feelings are actually hurt that they didn’t sing the dink song
I love how marbles is just hanging out in the middle, just making sure both sides get their point in... What a wonderful little moderator
Marble literally looks so confused I love him so much 😹
Should have been the Office v. Parks and Recreation
Ephraim AGREED
ya what even is sayfelt
Jenna arguing for Seinfeld sounded a lot like Andy before anger management..
Maggie Ross Hahaha “It’s Drew now”
I WAS READY TO DINK & JULIEN THREW THAT CURVEBALL AT ME
Mr. Marble pre-pillow upgrade: just standing there because he doesn't sit on hard surfaces 😅😂
straws have 0 holes because it was never a closed cylinder that needed to be punched through or hollowed. you never had to make a hole in the natural state of the straw therefore it is without holes! also i like as much toppings on my sandwiches as possible ! :)
sweetest holy shit. That's it, I'm team no holes
Seriously!!! *TEAM NO HOLES!*
sweetest I assume that straws being made in a factory are one long CLOSED cylinder then there is two cuts to make a single straw. TEAM 2 HOLES
Isabella Romano unfortunately your assumption is incorrect. straws are made by using the extrusion moulding manufacturing process. it works by having bits of materials being melted into a liquid than dried into pellets which are forced through a die. this forms the tube shape then it's simply cut into the right length of straw. thus as i already mentioned, it's not a solid piece of material that needs to be punched through when being made. the tube is made using the particular die, in which the whole process involves 0 'punching'. hope that helps :)
MARBLES!!!
andressxpress you mean the dead dog ...
I thought you were ryan abe
Marbles being extremely curious about Julien's arguments
Whenever julien argues something he sounds kind of dumb at first, starts making sense, fills you with anger, and ends up sounding super smart and boom wins... how does he do it?! 😂😂😂
valerieannsmiles Aries tornado
Why is this an exact description of Juliens arguments.
dog licking....DRIVES...ME...INSANEE
he’s a good boye
Layla Houston gtfo
Same
I can't stand it. I love dogs but their licking makes me want to throw up.
Julien is going to take segues to far and segue at their wedding
Meagan K saying vows “I promise to love... me undies forever because of there soft cotton fibers that feel like a form fitted hug for your bum.”
I hope I never lose you,,, so I’ll put a trackr pixel, a tiny tracking device that makes sure you never lose important things. use code Jenna Julien for 20% off your first order
If they ever break up, it'll be because of the Debate-Casts. Mark my words.
Bible Illustrated don’t put that bad juju into the universe!
lol Don't worry, I send them enough love daily to overcome by the dozen any bad juju :D
Bible Illustrated or the office
No it would be because of the segways. Look at Jenna dead in that chair, thinking about what she's doing with her life!
Julien's segues are THE ONLY sort of advertisement I enjoy and actually look forward to. It is the perfect advertising model, and it only works because of Julien's amazing brain. If I lived in the US, I would pay a Lyft driver to drive me around the neighborhood while I wear MeUndies and stuff myself with NatureBox treats.
... um, this comment contains product placement.
the best argument for colin's case is that he got married to rome
*"oh man I'm pissed already".* 2:39 What a mood.
HOW TO SETTLE THE DEBATE:
1. Have a basketball game tomorrow
2. Watch both series in its entirety. Keep count of laughs. The series with the most laughs WINS.
3. Smash Bros Melee. Final Destination. No Items. Fox Only.
4. Do an indepth analysis of each series. Compare things like story, characterization, other filmmaking stuff. The winner of the most categories is determined to be the better series.
5. Roshambo for it
6. D E M O C R A C Y. Winner is determined by popular vote.
KamFails best comment ever
I’m a 15 year old girl and I’ve never seen Seinfeld, but I have seen the office sEVEN tIMES
i love @ 10:03 when Julien pets Marble (who had been dying the entire time for some sort of acknowledgement) like he is this piece of art, pinky up and all.
I honestly really want to know who likes what so LIKE FOR THE OFFICE
(like my other comment for seinfeld) and we'll see who wins
I could have listened to the straw debate all day
KazAFK Me too😂😂
Jenna, I’m with you on the no mayo flat sandwich thing. Also, an idea for ya - discuss funny hypothetical reasons for a government shutdown
I'm twice Julien's age yet have watched you guys for years now. It never gets old and neither do I.
ALWAYS a lot of meat, one slice of cheese, super thin layer of mayo so the bread isn't too dry, and some lettuce for crisp. And maybe a slice of tomato for contrast in flavor and moistness. 👌🏻
Julien is absolutely right about the sandwiches
29:29 BuT CAn U dO THIS??????
STOP
But can you do this?
yes. \__ ___
MY GAWD YES
Baby Marbles is the cutest just standing on le table looking back and forth at Jenna and Julien
L M now I can’t stop staring at him! It’s like he’s stuck and can’t decide what he’s doing with his life!
Le memes died in 2008 leave them
He doesn't know where he is
I just recently got my boyfriend into the Office, and now he binge watches it and is a huge fan and won't shut up about it. And I have fallen in love with him so much more. IT IS GREAT! I am soooo proud to have won him over. Now I need him to like Stranger Things!
Julien is definitely right about sandwiches, stack those boys UP
Is it just me or does Jenna and peach look alike?! 😂 it’s her actual child!
but a blue peach
Next podcast - green screen pic of The Office.
OMFG YES DO THIS
Green screen pic of the office cast with julien's face edited onto every face
Mac K omg yes. Genius
OMG YES PLEASSEEEEEEE
As someone who is chronically ill and doesn't have a lot of energy, a bath is so much nicer. It takes so much energy for me to shower, and I gotta pump myself up for it. In a bath, I can relax and calm down and not stress about if I might faint. Sometimes I literally sit down in the shower just because I cannot stand for the full time. Yay spoonies!!!!