Podcast #78 - Bad Movie Descriptions
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
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Get the green screen and have it play a live feed of what the dogs are doing while y'all podcast 😁
puppy live stream!!!!!! Yes!!!
That's sort of brilliant
+tori zaragoza thats such a great ideaa!!!
+tori zaragoza That. Is. Brilliant.
Yes... Yes I know thanks!! Maybe Jenna and julien will think the same!! 😂
I feel like no one can ever be salty about your sponsors in the podcast because of how Julien introduces them, and how Jenna acts like its magic.
Really agree :D
Haha that's awesome
+selina justine haha truth
leo luther it IS magic
leo luther awww Jenna does act like it’s magic. That’s cute.
I was screaming "NEMO, JULIEN, IT'S FUCKING NEMO!"
+Jennifer I was thinking the description should have been "he touched the butt" HAHAA
+Jennifer same :')
+Jennifer sameeeeeeeeeeee
sAMe
Me too!!!!!!
Can someone just make a compilation of when julien slides into sponsorships 😂
Elle Hogg can we make a compilation of jenna's reaction going "ooh mY GAWD JULIEN" every time he does that, also?
Elle Hogg there's a video of him doing segues
Elle Hogg found it. It's called julien solotima fire segues
bith im on it
to everyone who wants these compilations search a channel called naomi and she has a crap load of compilations for them even jenna just saying hell yeah is one 😂
oh my gawd. Jenna & Julien discovering their base systems are different just made my entire week. Thank you for all the laughter, you couple of weirdos. ♡
I'm just over here yelling out answers like I'm on a fucking game show haha
+britty41286 Same. Got Finding Nemo right off the bat. YES!
sameeee like the croods I'm like THE CROODS!!!!!! IT'S THE CROODS!!!!!!!!!!!!
+hissyfit4711 haha same
I was screaming MY GIRL, Julien!! It's MY GIRL!!! Hahaha
+britty41286 ME TOO
When your brother guesses "Finding Nemo" after just hearing, "He touches it" without any context clues.
Alicia Bruns, no there not siblings. There just friends. (Lol😂)
Sophia I think she was talking about her brother
🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂
Lol I was thinking it was a live action movie
I live for Juliens segways into the sponsors
I die every time it's hilarious
yeess
I'm laughing because i got Stuck On You. not because I've seen it, but because of how much Julien has talked about it.
amelia p. and best friends wedding from Jenna lol
ME TOO.
amelia parsons literally same
Jenna is so right about the bases, Julien missed the mark XD
Shealyn Biron EXACTLY
I’m a year younger than Julien and I’ve always heard it the way Jenna said it, so I don’t think it’s an age thing lol
Shea Biron it’s the four F’s my dude
50 First Dates description was gold lmao
Rachel Marie my name is Rachel Marie as well
When they started talking about the Croods hand sign with Jenna's mom in the airport I started DYING 💀😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
pls do a part 2 of this guys this is hilarious
As Jenna was telling the Harry Potter one I heard the theme song coming from across the room where my mom was watching a old Harry Potter movie trailer. It was the best thing that happened all day.
Is Jenna wearing ... like 5 chokers? Hell yeh.
Marjon Vanhecke Its OWWHHH HAELLLLLL YEHHHHAAAA
Brooklynnn no its HEAL YAHA BISH
Eeee beebeeeeeeeee
One for each of her bases lmaoooo
Issa bop hellllll yeahhhhhhh beechhh
I'm with Jenna on the base game
Same!
Yes 😂
Yes 😂
Clever Catchphrase same
I'm with Julian
Something very odd just happened...
I sat down and got ready to watch this. When I heard the theme song I got a strong craving for Chinese food. I realized that every time I sit down to watch these podcasts I'm usually eating Chinese food. TALK ABOUT PAVLOV!
Just about died when Jenna described The Notebook.
Jenna is 100% right about the bases
and I'm Julien's age! but Jenna is right
"A couple of weirdos like each other and they dance about it."
I immediately thought it was Napoleon Dynamite. 😂
I think I'm too stoned for this. 😂
Jessica Husson I thought it was Dirty Dancing.
megancc It probably was. I don't remember. I was just telling people what I thought it was.
Jessica Husson I honestly thought of high school musical
I thought of HSM, footloose, la la land, and grease lol
silver linings
In the words of the great Bo burnham "first base were making out , second base getting faked out, third base I'm getting take out"
i love him
I got nemo right away like im extremely proud to think like jenna
I thought it was about E.T lol
I thought it was jumanji
Oliwia omg same!!
oh my GOD Devil was horrible and I laughed hysterically when you described it
Me and my mom watched it and the whole we were like wut.
Yay now I can do the dishes! LOL these podcasts keep me entertained while cleaning my house, so thanks for that! You guys are amazing. Can we be friends? LOL
That's what I do while I listen to their podcasts! :)
Literally same!! I do my laundry and clean my room
Sameee
I play my trombone it keeps me entertain and working
I do this too!!!!
Juliens sponsor segways are beautiful
DexOhPlenty Paul Blart segways, Julien segues.
Jenna's troll face + slow blink at 28:58 is priceless. Jenna I hope you know that expression has become one of my favorites in my collection of emotions.
" Romy and Michele's High School reunion" is what I immediately thought of for "a couple weirdos like each other and do a dance about it" ... till she said they saw it in theaters
Shandi Land most underrated movie
Shandi Land "What a bitch for taking your hamburger!"
I mean, what was that? :P
i thought of grease lmao
1st Base: Kissing
2nd Base: Feeling up.(Mostly breasts.)
3rd Base: Hands on genitals.
Homerun: Sex
Thank you for this
French, Feel, Finger, Fuck. I'm so late but that's always how I remember lol
i always thought 3rd base was oral rip
Vasti Flores 3 base is oral
French, feel, finger, fuck
every time julien says affordable prices for the sheets I lose 2 days off my lifespan
u hella dead
So dead
Rip
But I sweeeeeaaaaar I saved up and they are the best thing I've ordered. 😥
+brxellarose
The thing is, when you want really nice and comfortable sheets. There's no such thing as "affordable" such as $50. I saw the price and to be honest, if they are as good as they are being advertised, that's a decent amount to spend on something you're going to use every day.
I thought Jenna was talking about 'Blades of Glory' when she said "Couple of weirdos like each other and do a dance about it"
thatssorheagan Oh fuck 😂
I thought it was step brother's
I agree with Jenna on the bases (I'm 20 so I guess it's not an age thing) maybe it's a New York thing? Idk 😂
Lol nope I'm from florida so it's not a New York thing lol 😜
+Isabella Messina Same! I'm 21. I'm from Michigan.
I do too. (I'm in NJ)
To me the bases are:
1. kissing 2. touching the upstairs 3. touching the downstairs Home/4. downstairs parts greet each other
+epickitty58 Greet each other hahahahaha
me too & i'm 16 and in Maryland
the commercial before this for me was a love horoscopes and it started with a Virgo and Aries fighting. what are the chances
"couple of weirdos like each other and do a dance about it" sounds like every musical lol
For context I'm 27 and the correct bases are as follows;
1st- Kissing
2nd- Feeling Up (Boobs)
3rd- "Anything Genitals" (Oral, Hands, Fingers, Etc.)
4th- All the Way
This is hilarious. I now need to check with my husband what his bases are..
Love you guys!
Also, your conversation about Adventureland is an exact copy to one between me and my husband.
+Tristen Engelman
I'm 26 and this is what I was told the bases were too! Maybe it is a Jenna-aged thing.
I'm 22 and I agree with this bases
+Tristen Engelman I'm 25 and I agree. lol DINK DINK
+Tristen Engelman I'm 23 and I agree with Jenna
I've never clicked on a video so fast. I'm so excited and I've been listening for 30 seconds.
Same!
I'd like a part two
When Julien described The Debbie Machine in the airport, I probably looked crazy laughing in my car on the freeway. Holy shit😂😂 That's so funny!
Julien, the describtion of your version of "my best friend's wedding" is called "Bride wars" with Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson :D LOL
Love your podcast btw :D
i just love "Jenna-tail-ia". So creative!
I am the 0.001% and I'm crying from laughter
I saw it in the theaters, I can't stop laughing, help
Shout out to 0.1 % who's seen the devil 😂😂😂
Me
OMG SOMEONE ELSE HAS SEEN DEVIL BESIDES ME I thought this day would never come lol
i watched it too.. hahahaha.. i face palmed after the movie so hard!
Ella More however, its probably the only m night shamalama movie that's tolerable
Watch the nostalgia critic review is the best thing
I've seen devil. its really good.
Ella More IM WITH YOU!!! Devil was low key a good ass movie
Please do a part two, this is brilliant. :)
"Are you calling me dead?" Best part of the whole podcast
Jenna: Somebody in this elevator is the devil.
Me: AHHHHHHHH! I knoooow
Jack Frost is incredible and has an awesome soundtrack
LITERALLY, I USED TO CRY AT THE END SO MUCH
Honestly a cinematic masterpiece
You guys should do a full podcast of you guys just singing dink for an hour straight
If I counted correctly, I got 13 out of 44.
Needless to say, I'm not a big movie person . . .
Ashleigh Nolan saaaaaaaaame
I LOOKED UP HOW OLD JULIEN IS WTF HES SO YOUNG WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. HOW IS HE SO FAR IN LIFE AND IM STILL HERE
+D GWR I know right! he's 23!! I'm 27 and Jenna is 29 so that makes me feel a little better but still!
I'm the 0.0000001%
+Rumer Priestly Me too!! Got it right away, bwahaha.
same
Me too, I immediately knew what movie she was talking about.
Seriously, though. TERRIBLE movie :P haha
I watched that movie and laughed the entire time!
That Blue Crush one KILLED me.
I knew it immediately, because I was OBSESSED with that film as a kid.
the debbie airport story LMAO
Watching this after the Stuck On You watch party and I'm cracking up at the description
literally in chem last week, my friends and I were having a conversation about bases and how ours were different, and how one of my friends had never even heard of it before lol
I don't think it's an age thing I think it's a gender thing. Cause I would agree with Jenna but my guy friend agrees with Julien
Samantha Andrade Agree
My best friend’s wedding is definitely one of my top favorites too❤️
Get A Green Screen and just have it as a close-up of Cermet's face.
+Things and Stuff Ok I wrote this before Jenna said it, so I said it first
Even tho this was two years ago I’m still gonna comment.... I watch crazy stupid love today( fave film) and when Juliens description of it came up I got legit so happy that I could work it out 😂
I gotta say as far as i know, Jenna has the correct base definitions
Someone should send Jenna a copy of Draft Day... and by someone I mean Dale.
I wonder how many times "troll" was said in this podcast
New drinking game
I was born in 1998 and I agree with Jenna.. So it isn't an age thing.
Elizabeth Warwick I think Julien was right not Jenna
I was born in 1998 too and I think it depends on how/where you grew up probably
@@noneya7910 I agree, im only 17 but i grew up in upstate NY like jenna and i thought the same
I want them to do this again. I love Jenna's troll descriptions and Julien's riddle descriptions lol!!
I think I'm actually in love with this podcast
Stuck on you: Conjoined twins movie ft. breakout performance of Cher
jenna is right. my fiance and I agree, we're 29 and 30.
I have seen 50 first dates so many times. It's my favorite movie. I can watch it thousands of times.
how julien describes my best friends wedding is the plot of bride wars
Jenna's right about the bases
can you guys do a q&a?? we have so many questions!!!
I'm 23 and Jenna is right about bases!
So great watching this a year later when they dink at the beginning of every podcast and have a green screen. So happy they've come this far!
Literally watching all dogs go to heaven with my daughter at the time I am watching this. I started laughing and she looked at me like I was crazy.
Jenna's first one was soooo easy!
this is funny but their descriptions are not quite what the internet trend of bad movie descriptions was doing. It's supposed to be very literal and sounding kinda dark and then when you realise what movie it is you're like woah mind fuck.
exemple: a dad tries to find his son that is in danger for his life.finding nemo
+Llama Del Rey example*
they put a Jenna Julian twist on it!
+Amber Geddes ahah i guess! i did laugh :))
They said they didn't read them first so they wernt influenced :)
awww this was the official beginning of "dink" fam. ❤
29:30 I'm just screaming in my head "ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN!!!!" Also Jenna I loved that movie as a child as well! ^_^ It was the first movie I ever watched.
Jenna is the cutest human of all time. In love 😭♥️
1st base- make out
2nd base- touchy feely
3rd base- oral fucky
home base- fucky fucky
and I'm 16... julien what the f. xD
+Venomous Pixie 😂😂🙌🏻
The 'it was good' thing Julien was talking about was how I was as a kid until I watched Miley Cyrus LOL. That shit made me want to cry it was so bad.
I don't think it the age difference that made the bases different, I think it's the guy/girl difference. Girls take a slower approach on the bases and guys take a faster approach on the bases. Anyone agree?
Kelsey Kramer Definitely agree. I’m a female a year younger than Julien and I’ve always heard of the base system being what Jenna described.
5:24 I honestly thought "fourth terminator movie" but the actual answer is so much better.
So proud of myself for getting the Wizard of Oz one before Jenna gave the hint. That's one of my all-time favorite movies.
idk why but when Julien said Boll Branch I thought he said cool ranch and it made me crave cool ranch Doritos
ida been really good at this, i knew all of them so fast.
YASSS I LOVE MONDAYS BC OF YOU GUYS. cant wait for the twitch stream later, i'll be there! :) whenever i see the podcast in my sub box i stop what i'm doing and watch the podcast BC PRIORITIES. love you both :) xox
also i think the green screen would be super exciting!!!! so much fun!
"i gained so much by how much i lost" - julien solomita 2016 why does it sounds so inspiring when it's typed out hahaha
"it can be a gift to your aunt from your uncle but you bought it" LMFAO i have to keep adding so many great quotes.
52:28 “Cermet. Just one giant picture of Cermet.” It finally happened in the newest episode!! This episode showed up as a recommended video and was surprised when I just heard that part 😂
Oh I got one
"Woman falls in love with farmer, farmer dies, farmer comes back as pirate, happy ending"
Julien's segways are ALWAYS on point 😂😂😂
I agree with Jenna and I'm 18
Juliens segues into sponsorships is truly magical.
to anyone who might stumble across this, LIMITLESS WAS A BOMB ASS TV SHOW WHY TF DID IT EVER GET CANCELLED??? JENNA YOU NEED TO WATCH IT OMFG
oh dude LMAO devil is the worst fkn movie, you know what made it even worse? i saw it in the movies when i was 3rd wheeling with my best friend back in the day
i know right i watched twice
Jordana McIntyre most fun movie to watch, because it is so bad
Jordana McIntyre wtf! i remember watching it w my bf and thinking it was so good. I AM SOOO EMBARRASSED NOW😂😂😂 we were both 16/17.
Christina Diaz omg I love that hahah gosh that is a bit embarrassing hahaha
Watch the new version of its alive.
I guessed fast and furious and have never even watched the movies
I GOT ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN AS SOON AS SHE SAID "DONT FOCUS ON THAT PART. FOCUS ON GOES TO HEAVEN ANYWAYS" YES I FEEL SO SUCCESSFUL
+Allison Selman LION KING. I KNEW IT WAS LION KING YESSSSSS
lol it only took them 4 years to finally put cermet as the greenscreen background
Really need a part 2 of this but with series
I feel like "Stuck on You" comes up SO many times in their podcast/videos and I love it.
20:03 that was by far the best transition into a sponser I've seen on a Jenna Julien Podcast so far
I got the 50 First Dates one IMMEDIATELY! Also very proud of myself that I got the Wizard of Oz right off the bat lol
Jenna has a bomb asmr voice tho