When You Fake Death to Avoid Arrest

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  • @MidwestSafety
    @MidwestSafety  8 місяців тому +3642

    I love that the manager just hugged the guy until the cops showed up.
    (Seems like a pretty good manager.)

    • @MamaKalash
      @MamaKalash 8 місяців тому +79

      Look closer, he has him by the ear.

    • @nmspy
      @nmspy 8 місяців тому +50

      13:07 it’s sit not shut, minor subtitle correction

    • @ijustchangedmyname7794
      @ijustchangedmyname7794 8 місяців тому +3

      @@NitroBoarder17😂

    • @jdubs6510
      @jdubs6510 8 місяців тому +190

      But it wasn’t a “full nelson!” 😂

    • @godbyone
      @godbyone 8 місяців тому +150

      It was a Willie Nelson

  • @INHUMANENATION
    @INHUMANENATION 8 місяців тому +10669

    100% dude had him in a full Nelson

    • @DM-ty9iv
      @DM-ty9iv 8 місяців тому +459

      Bro u better be careful talking like that

    • @mrbisshie
      @mrbisshie 7 місяців тому +410

      Don't let Christian hear you say that...

    • @douggarrison9220
      @douggarrison9220 7 місяців тому +421

      I heard if you say “full Nelson” three times in the mirror, Christian will pop up behind you drunk and crying about how he was never in a full Nelson 🤣😂

    • @nateavery2875
      @nateavery2875 6 місяців тому +187

      He's uncomfortable with the fact a gay dude had him in a full Nelson. 😂

    • @jayfrmtheyk
      @jayfrmtheyk 6 місяців тому +48

      @@nateavery2875 He was never in a full nelson...

  • @SquierBulletBass-sj5bg
    @SquierBulletBass-sj5bg 8 місяців тому +4984

    I hate when assholes say they put me in a full Nelson when they clearly didn’t.

    • @ZaylaRoy
      @ZaylaRoy 8 місяців тому +83

      I am crying laughing 😂 and

    • @kevinb314
      @kevinb314 8 місяців тому

      God damn liars!!! I can’t stand it

    • @ElectrocutionHazard
      @ElectrocutionHazard 8 місяців тому +157

      That full Nelson was a serious subject for him.

    • @ScarletFox039
      @ScarletFox039 8 місяців тому

      He has to protect his manhood. Clearly he has an issue with his gender seeing how he attacks trans people as well.

    • @420schmokey420
      @420schmokey420 8 місяців тому +25

      Are you also claiming to not remember anything else around the situation? Cuz that adds to the validity of what your saying

  • @terrorble727
    @terrorble727 8 місяців тому +3780

    "what is up with you and balls" dude was really locked in on that cops balls😂

    • @almjuarez3
      @almjuarez3 6 місяців тому +53

      I screamed 😂😂

    • @kass_G59
      @kass_G59 6 місяців тому +24

      Lmfaooo

    • @JaniceHope
      @JaniceHope 6 місяців тому +81

      You know he really looked cozy there in the embrace on the floor... probably a bit more than just a but repressed on his sexuality. Definitely insecure about his masculinity.

    • @jeboccuzzi10
      @jeboccuzzi10 6 місяців тому +22

      Gay??

    • @JohnB3363
      @JohnB3363 5 місяців тому +31

      “Just keep pushing.” “Oh,that’s what she said”. That made me laugh 😂😂😂

  • @Peacenlove0706
    @Peacenlove0706 3 місяці тому +685

    This cop genuinely seems like a good, kind man. He had a very calm demeanor through the whole interaction.

    • @elizabethd8147
      @elizabethd8147 2 місяці тому +23

      He handled it WAY better than I would have been able to! I will say that the man child was right about one thing...as of 2023, nobody behaves like adults anymore!

    • @jabh7250
      @jabh7250 2 місяці тому +16

      Exactly! Completely unintimidated. It was almost hilarious how calm the cop was. Brilliant job.

    • @riptaiyo
      @riptaiyo 2 місяці тому +6

      this gotta be one of those wealthy communities where the worst they deal with is teenagers skateboarding

    • @jenbervis4352
      @jenbervis4352 2 місяці тому +5

      @@jabh7250was just the confidence behind “I’m gonna hit you in the jaw” “yeah…. No you’re not”

    • @jabh7250
      @jabh7250 2 місяці тому +1

      @@jenbervis4352 Hahaha! Precisely!

  • @bluecoffee8414
    @bluecoffee8414 8 місяців тому +12013

    Whenever he pretends to be knocked out, just whisper "I heard they put you in a FULL NELSON" 😂

  • @Omaof2
    @Omaof2 8 місяців тому +7015

    Manager “He slammed his head on the wall”
    Cop “any damage to the wall”
    😂🤣😆

    • @bluecoffee8414
      @bluecoffee8414 8 місяців тому +78

      Lmao 😂😂

    • @josmclove4426
      @josmclove4426 8 місяців тому +29

      😂😂🤣

    • @icpeople59
      @icpeople59 8 місяців тому +19

      😂😂

    • @sherribrown294
      @sherribrown294 8 місяців тому +97

      🤣🤣🤣 I never laughed so hard watching a police cam!! The personality of the officer with this guy 🤣😀 there all laughing at me!!!!! I lost it.

    • @ariadneschild8460
      @ariadneschild8460 8 місяців тому +43

      ​@@sherribrown294that cop is a dry one alright. No point taking offence when the drunk and disorderly is this wasted.

  • @Docsjeff
    @Docsjeff 8 місяців тому +2421

    So you can get hammered drunk ,assault people in a bar,fight and threaten the cops and all it cost is $136.00.
    Damn,that’s not a bad deal.

    • @hannibalspectre637
      @hannibalspectre637 8 місяців тому +147

      Absolute bargain 😂

    • @Brandibb
      @Brandibb 8 місяців тому +159

      And on the internet for eternity.

    • @icecl0ud
      @icecl0ud 8 місяців тому +31

      All you need now is a Holiday Inn

    • @hisokacranel7268
      @hisokacranel7268 8 місяців тому +144

      If you’re white yeah

    • @kdizzle901
      @kdizzle901 8 місяців тому +68

      Our justice system
      Is a joke

  • @fiercejoyjoy3455
    @fiercejoyjoy3455 3 місяці тому +245

    This whole arrest was an SNL skit.
    Between “No full Nelson” “ I’m dead weight” “ I can feel my pants I didn’t poop myself” “ God bless it dude” the “ I can hear them laughing !” And the fake dead routines… I was rolling

  • @lifesquandered
    @lifesquandered 3 місяці тому +770

    "I was never in a full Nelson" coming from the dude who was just laying on the floor weeping on another man's shoulder is wild.

    • @doyouevendab77
      @doyouevendab77 3 місяці тому +17

      He wasn't, you do understand it was a half nelson right?

    • @ToastJelly
      @ToastJelly 2 місяці тому +22

      @@doyouevendab77a fourth nelson

    • @carelesscarter6861
      @carelesscarter6861 Місяць тому +1

      😫😫😫

    • @danyellx615
      @danyellx615 11 днів тому +3

      Being hugged by the same guy who put him in said “full Nelson” 😬🤣

  • @tayllor28
    @tayllor28 7 місяців тому +2505

    I cannot stop laughing this man's focus on not EVER being in a FULL NELSON is comedy gold

    • @KroghBoy16
      @KroghBoy16 6 місяців тому +29

      it's like a I Think You Should Leave bit

    • @CommonTater100
      @CommonTater100 4 місяці тому +5

      @@KroghBoy16 that is EXACTLY what i thought of! classic tim robinson humor 😆😆

    • @CiroqLee
      @CiroqLee 4 місяці тому +1

      @@KroghBoy16 I hope we get a skit like that one day LOL

    • @torchjenkins6158
      @torchjenkins6158 3 місяці тому +1

      I came here to laugh about the originals statement, but there were so many funny comments

    • @stmsly
      @stmsly 3 місяці тому +8

      it was only three quarters of a nelson!

  • @jamessmith4455
    @jamessmith4455 5 місяців тому +749

    1) he definitely pooped his pants
    2) he was most definitely put in a full Nelson

    • @jere.nurkka
      @jere.nurkka 3 місяці тому +2

      @@jamessmith4455 Well he wasn't in full Nelson at the beginning of this video.

    • @grumpy5.3
      @grumpy5.3 3 місяці тому +9

      @@jere.nurkka And? You must be really fun at parties.

    • @jere.nurkka
      @jere.nurkka 3 місяці тому +2

      I think you are the one that isn't. It was only a joke.

    • @grumpy5.3
      @grumpy5.3 3 місяці тому +9

      @@jere.nurkka Terrible joke lmfao

    • @spiritualphenomenon2413
      @spiritualphenomenon2413 3 місяці тому +2

      No doubt

  • @DarkBakunetsumaru
    @DarkBakunetsumaru Місяць тому +133

    I wonder what core memory led to this man forever being traumatized by the idea of ever being put in a full Nelson lmao

    • @Petesnickers
      @Petesnickers Місяць тому +3

      It's alcohol, they talked about everything he did do and when his pride and ego was hurt by perhaps, being subdued via a nelson😂 only then was it a problem! I used to be an alcoholic this is litterally the bullshit it'll make ya believe😂

    • @yanasto
      @yanasto 29 днів тому

      @@PetesnickersI never met any living person who “used” to be an alcoholic… just alcoholics in recovery ❤️‍🩹

    • @grannym2880
      @grannym2880 28 днів тому +1

      His big sister had him locked in a full nelson when he was a kid.

    • @GRieck-ku7lq
      @GRieck-ku7lq 7 днів тому

      A girl did it to him in middle school.😂

  • @SnagTheRabbit
    @SnagTheRabbit 8 місяців тому +1146

    The cop dryly asking "what is up with you and balls?" is the funniest thing I've heard all week.

    • @Outnumberedbykidsandcats
      @Outnumberedbykidsandcats 6 місяців тому +10

      Yeah he reminded me of Dexter with his one murder victim when she kept mentioning r@pe and he said “what is it with you and r@pe?” It was really similar. Sadly the difference is that Dexter then removed a POS from society and this poor cop isn’t allowed so people still have to suffer with that drain on society.

    • @Liveandbreathemusic
      @Liveandbreathemusic 3 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheLuanBR
      @TheLuanBR Місяць тому +3

      Great one but a few seconds later the "that's what she said" at 10:40 beats it imo

  • @Sparkie904
    @Sparkie904 8 місяців тому +1129

    That is the chilliest officer ever. (Suspect) "Than I could grab your gun" (officer) "You could but I would not advise that."

    • @ZDson3112
      @ZDson3112 8 місяців тому +70

      And him saying "God bless it stop hitting your head"

    • @phillipfuller7382
      @phillipfuller7382 8 місяців тому +17

      ​@@ZDson3112never heard this from any Cops saying this to arresting people but loved this what he was saying to Christian better then cursing him to stop it!

    • @esc0bert
      @esc0bert 8 місяців тому +28

      @@ZDson3112 If hank Hill was a cop

    • @DrymarchonShaun
      @DrymarchonShaun 8 місяців тому +22

      I'm assuming part of the reason he's so chill is because (again - assuming) he's using a level 3 holster, the guy probably *couldn't* take his gun out of it if he tried.

    • @blockade4961
      @blockade4961 8 місяців тому +9

      ​@@DrymarchonShaunall cops have level 3 holsters from what I know. I'm pretty sure it's a requirement for most police departments.

  • @ambiebambiboo
    @ambiebambiboo 8 місяців тому +2295

    And he shit himself. What a class act.

    • @Mermare
      @Mermare 8 місяців тому +157

      And now he gets to sit in it.

    • @Rlk-l9x
      @Rlk-l9x 8 місяців тому +60

      @@Mermare Such a satisfying thought 🤭

    • @Dan-yk6sy
      @Dan-yk6sy 8 місяців тому +126

      Advertisement for quitting drinking

    • @EmEm78
      @EmEm78 8 місяців тому +191

      No, he identifies as an innocent 23 year old who did not shit his pants and most definitely was NOT in a full Nelson at any point.

    • @JM-vp8zc
      @JM-vp8zc 8 місяців тому +40

      “I want your gun.”
      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SilentHonor2012
    @SilentHonor2012 Місяць тому +19

    This LEO is exactly what we need in cases like this - he was so calm and did everything possible to try and not escalate the situation. Very respectful, kind, and professional.

  • @loriw2661
    @loriw2661 8 місяців тому +1669

    “NOBODY EVER PUT ME IN A FULL NELSON!!!”
    Apparently that is the most important subject in this situation. 🤣😂

    • @kelammo
      @kelammo 6 місяців тому +18

      He wanted to put the focus on the really important part 😂

    • @IndianaIsntReal
      @IndianaIsntReal 6 місяців тому +8

      thems fightin words

    • @operator_alpha644
      @operator_alpha644 6 місяців тому +6

      all of these perps always cling onto one fucking thing at the beginning of the incidents and then keep saying it...

    • @operator_alpha644
      @operator_alpha644 6 місяців тому +2

      @@IndianaIsntReal Indiana is real, I live there.

    • @unclebug35
      @unclebug35 5 місяців тому +3

      @@operator_alpha644stop with this Indiana propaganda of yours

  • @ATAplayallday
    @ATAplayallday 8 місяців тому +2095

    “This mf is a f***ing liar…he never had me in a full Nelson” 😂😂😂😂😂 that’s his concern 😬 😂😂😂

    • @trwork89
      @trwork89 8 місяців тому +55

      you know dang well it was just a half Nelson! lmao

    • @asta-bird18
      @asta-bird18 8 місяців тому +6

      🤣🤣

    • @robertschmitt3356
      @robertschmitt3356 8 місяців тому +25

      @@trwork89 3/4 nelson at best!

    • @Dryphish
      @Dryphish 8 місяців тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @TeewopShiesty
      @TeewopShiesty 8 місяців тому +5

      @@robertschmitt3356wasn’t a Nelson at all !

  • @j4s0n39
    @j4s0n39 8 місяців тому +3573

    He identifies as a 23 year old...which is an adult.

    • @sunkillsmoon
      @sunkillsmoon 8 місяців тому +239

      Yeah but he is an innocent 23 year old lol

    • @jdove39
      @jdove39 8 місяців тому +104

      He acts like a 2.3 year old! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ambiebambiboo
      @ambiebambiboo 8 місяців тому +80

      Are you assuming his age?????!!!!!

    • @carter_1
      @carter_1 8 місяців тому +21

      People really shouldn't drink and cop 😆

    • @jdove39
      @jdove39 8 місяців тому +29

      @@ambiebambiboo 🙋🏾‍♂️ I'm assuming his behavior's age!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thewizardofhomework
    @thewizardofhomework Місяць тому +17

    “God bless it dude” made me lol at work. These crazies walk amongst all day!

  • @JTavish0101
    @JTavish0101 5 місяців тому +481

    “ what’s up with you and balls?” That is solid low key burn, sir.

    • @philb2085
      @philb2085 4 місяці тому +19

      It sounded like a serious question, like he was genuinely curious 😂

    • @brosephStalinof
      @brosephStalinof 3 місяці тому +3

      I was screaming when he came back with that

  • @deejay1313
    @deejay1313 8 місяців тому +3397

    Everyone on UA-cam is laughing at you...Forever and ever. Amen.

    • @laurenferrell6013
      @laurenferrell6013 8 місяців тому +48

      Bahahahahahahaha! “Amen” that is hilarious!

    • @LadyVet1975
      @LadyVet1975 8 місяців тому +14

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @r66fplaysgames
      @r66fplaysgames 8 місяців тому +62

      I actually read that "Forever and ever. Amen" part in the voice of Randy Travis!

    • @KevinCovington5453
      @KevinCovington5453 8 місяців тому +28

      "So Let It Be Written, So Let It Be Done" LOL!

    • @brunokirchensittenbach9294
      @brunokirchensittenbach9294 8 місяців тому +8

      …Uhhhh…🐖💨

  • @markpatterson78
    @markpatterson78 8 місяців тому +1512

    Bro definitely got put into a full Nelson 🤣

    • @lou.104
      @lou.104 3 місяці тому +8

      that'll piss him off 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chetstuckey2740
      @chetstuckey2740 3 місяці тому +6

      I’d watch your mouth 😂😂

    • @doyouevendab77
      @doyouevendab77 3 місяці тому +1

      No he didn't

    • @meganmarts5769
      @meganmarts5769 Місяць тому

      ​@@doyouevendab77so i assume you were there?

    • @doyouevendab77
      @doyouevendab77 Місяць тому

      @meganmarts5769 no full nelson happend.

  • @jenbervis4352
    @jenbervis4352 2 місяці тому +8

    I love his brother just giving him that final piece of advice because he knows what’s about to go down “that’s a SHERIFF you’re talking to, I’m NOT helping you out of this!”

  • @BabyBoy_Milo
    @BabyBoy_Milo 8 місяців тому +601

    The sigh of the cop when he says he’s gonna punch him in the balls and grab his gun bc he knows he’s just talking drunk shit but now he has to take it seriously LMFAO

    • @user-pt1cz4ot1e
      @user-pt1cz4ot1e 6 місяців тому +31

      More paperwork. 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @limited50scla
    @limited50scla 8 місяців тому +901

    The way the Officer casually said, ‘ What’s up with you and B A L L S ?!? ‘
    😆

  • @DemolitionManDemolishes
    @DemolitionManDemolishes 8 місяців тому +639

    Guys, guys, I need you to pay attention! There was NEVER a full nelson. Did he cry like a baby? YES! Did he poop his pants? ALMOST CERTAINLY. But there was NEVER a full nelson!

    • @dw13645
      @dw13645 8 місяців тому +20

      😂 I can sleep well tonight now knowing this!!

    • @CarlosPEnis
      @CarlosPEnis 8 місяців тому +9

      Hell, you couldn't even call that a half nelson, 40% at the most. I got his back

    • @Sofa_King-et2th
      @Sofa_King-et2th 8 місяців тому +4

      W comment 😂😂🙏🏼

    • @Wanttofanta
      @Wanttofanta 8 місяців тому +8

      But are you assuming what Nelson’s gender is? It’s 2024 bro, you can’t assume Nelson’s identity!

    • @doguecreek
      @doguecreek 8 місяців тому +14

      Nelson's pronouns are half / full​@@Wanttofanta

  • @foxxy-3748
    @foxxy-3748 3 місяці тому +47

    This dude has an absolutely uncanny resemblance to Gus Johnson the closer you get to his face. Even the voice is spot on.

    • @limjahey5528
      @limjahey5528 2 місяці тому +7

      Its gods country

    • @kingarthur9157
      @kingarthur9157 Місяць тому +5

      Dude I just said this. Glad I'm not alone on this lol

    • @thomasjohannesen1003
      @thomasjohannesen1003 Місяць тому +5

      lol that was my first thought. I think this skit went a bit too far…

    • @thewisconsinfiles
      @thewisconsinfiles 15 днів тому

      I legit at first thought this was him 😅

  • @frostelliferous
    @frostelliferous 4 місяці тому +330

    "god bless it, dude!" i love this guy so much. you can tell he's just the nicest person, so polite lmao

    • @maryduchock7752
      @maryduchock7752 3 місяці тому +12

      I'm stealing that. I'm gonna try real hard to watch my mouth and just say, "God bless it!" ... I've already been trying to "cheese and rice" everything 🤬. Got that 🚽 mouth.

    • @ku8721
      @ku8721 7 днів тому

      Either that or he is really REALLY worried about taking the lords name in vain!!! Like I'll bet even the Pope has done it when he stubs his toe in the dark. But not this officer!

  • @blacknoah1
    @blacknoah1 8 місяців тому +2023

    This officer needs to teach classes and get a $10k raise

    • @scarletamazon3455
      @scarletamazon3455 8 місяців тому +176

      That officer needs to read audiobooks or something, I could listen to his voice all day!

    • @keeper6458
      @keeper6458 8 місяців тому

      ​@@scarletamazon3455Agreed!

    • @derekbee1743
      @derekbee1743 8 місяців тому

      @@scarletamazon3455agreed

    • @Helena_882
      @Helena_882 8 місяців тому +28

      Honestly most officers need a huge raise! 😅

    • @d4d104
      @d4d104 8 місяців тому +54

      The patience and restraint this officer displayed is god tier.

  • @CyclingSJH
    @CyclingSJH 6 місяців тому +849

    *pretends to be dead* - "I'm dead weight". Thanks, my man, for that clarification.

  • @Griffsconstruction
    @Griffsconstruction 3 місяці тому +14

    Man this is best officer I have ever seen such a professional job an 100% down to earth an tried to reason with the man

  • @Birdie2002
    @Birdie2002 8 місяців тому +726

    "What is with you and balls?"

    • @sherribrown294
      @sherribrown294 8 місяців тому +38

      Push harder.. THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @moimoi2994
      @moimoi2994 8 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @L19966
      @L19966 8 місяців тому +25

      It sounds like something out of south park 😭😭😂😂😂😂

    • @jurj97
      @jurj97 8 місяців тому +5

      That's a completely fair question

    • @thespear4083
      @thespear4083 8 місяців тому +22

      He’s obsessed because he doesn’t have any.

  • @merryhineline7781
    @merryhineline7781 8 місяців тому +2831

    A 65 year old baby?

    • @MamaKalash
      @MamaKalash 8 місяців тому +57

      Aka: Narcissist [NPD].

    • @FestiveRocket
      @FestiveRocket 8 місяців тому +68

      nonono not a 65 year old baby
      he's "boss man"

    • @JuHSmasHXx
      @JuHSmasHXx 8 місяців тому

      @@MamaKalash no that’s pure mentalness untreated since we don’t have asylums anymore these people walk around freely lol narcissist are a little slicker than this guy lol

    • @bronzewing1965
      @bronzewing1965 8 місяців тому +7

      Lol

    • @b5maddog
      @b5maddog 8 місяців тому +49

      No a baby would flop themselves down on the ground, play dead and refuse to walk…oh…never mind. Yea a baby 😂

  • @Jebbie1976
    @Jebbie1976 8 місяців тому +536

    Dude's threatening all this bodily harm to folks but in reality he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. 🤦‍♀️🤣

    • @dustygatrell-ru7tg
      @dustygatrell-ru7tg 8 місяців тому +29

      He pooped himself.

    • @filthforce
      @filthforce 8 місяців тому +40

      yeah, you notice he had all kinds of threats, then went entirely limp, messed himself, and feigned unconsciousness the moment he was handled at all

    • @ariadneschild8460
      @ariadneschild8460 8 місяців тому +21

      ​@@filthforceclassic toddler behaviour. Hes needs to be evaluated by a professional.

    • @tinaanthis8598
      @tinaanthis8598 8 місяців тому +1

      😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @bitterbeauty711
      @bitterbeauty711 8 місяців тому +2

      And he pooped himself…

  • @Onedog7
    @Onedog7 2 місяці тому +12

    Had me in tears when they cut the video from him inside going crazy to cutting to the outside where he’s a statue all bent up with one leg in the air on the stretcher 😂

  • @CDKV
    @CDKV 8 місяців тому +340

    ZERO dignity. He is so gross.

    • @infinidominion
      @infinidominion 8 місяців тому +23

      He's been binge watching Tiktoks

    • @chicorodriguez3964
      @chicorodriguez3964 8 місяців тому +5

      That's how jugglos roll

    • @adammiller9179
      @adammiller9179 8 місяців тому +7

      Yeah, he is definitely gross.

    • @jamiepasinella1678
      @jamiepasinella1678 8 місяців тому

      I was just strolling thru the comments thinking eww😖 he's gross, so disgusting

    • @infinitehexington
      @infinitehexington 8 місяців тому +5

      @@chicorodriguez3964 bro what?

  • @ricklowkster3737
    @ricklowkster3737 8 місяців тому +1282

    So it was or wasn’t a FULL NELSON ???

    • @first-offfinally9941
      @first-offfinally9941 8 місяців тому +202

      one man said it was a Full Nelson
      the other says it wasn't
      logically, it must have only been a Half Nelson

    • @NitroBoarder17
      @NitroBoarder17 8 місяців тому +46

      half nelson

    • @pyhunter101
      @pyhunter101 8 місяців тому +34

      Who’s this Nelson ?

    • @breazy3673
      @breazy3673 8 місяців тому +26

      Was that Gus Johnson?

    • @kingbadmovie
      @kingbadmovie 8 місяців тому +34

      Waxing Gibbous Nelson at least.

  • @coolzworldd
    @coolzworldd 5 місяців тому +487

    His boot sticking straight up coming out on the stretcher had me crying.

    • @Claudia-lq3ns
      @Claudia-lq3ns 5 місяців тому +6

      His parents must be so proud of him.

    • @PurpleReign28
      @PurpleReign28 5 місяців тому +4

      10:20 lmfao!!!!

    • @accidentallyamy1063
      @accidentallyamy1063 5 місяців тому +40

      If I end up half hog-tied, face down on a stretcher after shitting my pants… I’ll know I’ve made a wrong turn somewhere. Life absolutely has this guy in a Full Nelson 😂

    • @superwildside4585
      @superwildside4585 5 місяців тому +3

      I'm still laughing.🤣😂🤣😂😂😅

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 5 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

  • @Dan-eo5es
    @Dan-eo5es 3 місяці тому +5

    5:22 “youre bouncing your head off the walls” “and i will still do that” IM DEAD😭😭

  • @kanjo4976
    @kanjo4976 8 місяців тому +419

    “God blessed it” is my new catch phrase.
    Mark my words I’ve never seen a more composed and polite group of officers. Good job guys! 👍🏾

    • @jenniferhrabczuk3002
      @jenniferhrabczuk3002 8 місяців тому +11

      I was looking for this remark

    • @youdonegoofed
      @youdonegoofed 8 місяців тому +23

      I like how he uses "God bless it", but goes for a "for f*ck's sake" just as easily :D

    • @timinatr99
      @timinatr99 8 місяців тому +1

      Yup it is going to be mine too when i work in the prison

    • @rizonrise450
      @rizonrise450 8 місяців тому

      @@jenniferhrabczuk3002 me too LMAOO

    • @rizonrise450
      @rizonrise450 8 місяців тому

      @@youdonegoofed immediately after too hahahaha

  • @FernVert
    @FernVert 8 місяців тому +177

    I could not love this cop more💙. Deadpan delivery, sarcastic tone muted but present. If he were any more laidback, he'd be horizontal.

    • @markhusseymh1
      @markhusseymh1 8 місяців тому +8

      He probably got plenty of experience dealing with drunk fools 😂😂😂😂

  • @plicketyplunk
    @plicketyplunk 8 місяців тому +683

    He probably has been banned from every bar within a 250 km radius.😂

    • @MamaKalash
      @MamaKalash 8 місяців тому +9

      Within a 50 mile radius, at least.

    • @godbyone
      @godbyone 8 місяців тому

      That’s why flies

  • @KTGHATS
    @KTGHATS 3 місяці тому +9

    Just talk about the full Nelson, he’ll wake right up!😂

  • @samzenk1989
    @samzenk1989 5 місяців тому +405

    One of the calmest professional officer I've watched on this channel

    • @philb2085
      @philb2085 4 місяці тому +13

      I particularly like "what is it with you and balls"? 😂

    • @ElimGarakSpoonHead
      @ElimGarakSpoonHead 4 місяці тому +7

      @@philb2085”God bless it!”

    • @Lenny.262
      @Lenny.262 3 місяці тому +1

      10:40 LMFAO!!!!! 😂🤣

    • @lamarpray5324
      @lamarpray5324 3 місяці тому +1

      He sounds fried 😂. His tone is so laid back

  • @fritztm9261
    @fritztm9261 6 місяців тому +707

    “Are you threatening me?”
    “YES”
    Lmao I love how he just hopped on an extra charge like that

    • @amandamarie740
      @amandamarie740 5 місяців тому +20

      And then when he was playing dead he admitted to knowing nothing about something that was definitely a charge though lol 😂

    • @EvilWizardWeedSheeee
      @EvilWizardWeedSheeee 5 місяців тому +6

      They aren't gonna pursue that charge they'd have to prove means and intent and he's clearly just a loon talking crap

    • @Cekayla1
      @Cekayla1 5 місяців тому

      I'm sorry but we all know if this was a brown person they woulda whooped him

    • @Cekayla1
      @Cekayla1 5 місяців тому +1

      Cop :Just keep pushing....
      Him : "that's what she said" 😅😅😅😅😂

    • @StainderFin
      @StainderFin 3 місяці тому

      cOP: dO you want extra charge threathing law enforces?
      Criminal: YES!!
      CoP: OH righty then! i can do that

  • @MrMegaMario64
    @MrMegaMario64 6 місяців тому +553

    This might be one of the most patient officers I’ve ever witnessed.

    • @jameswhite3415
      @jameswhite3415 5 місяців тому +3

      Well, they did say the dude hit his head repeatedly on the wall so hard he dented it. Seems like a mental health case to me.

    • @Pedroson001
      @Pedroson001 4 місяці тому +8

      I wish and pray to grow into such patience myself. I've never seen any human this patient.

    •  4 місяці тому +2

      @@Pedroson001 body cams help

    • @aziza000
      @aziza000 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Pedroson001if you knew you were being recorded and your tape will be out there for billions to see, I think that’ll put a little patience in you eventually..

  • @ScoobySnacks1738
    @ScoobySnacks1738 25 днів тому +4

    The sheriff definitely has kids that have acted like that before. He’s calm and handles the situation without having to escalate himself

  • @MRPandoraHartDR
    @MRPandoraHartDR 4 місяці тому +437

    New defence just dropped. 'You can't arrest me officer, I identify as dead.' 🤣This guy is so drunk dumb he actually has me laughing like the emoji!

    • @KDiamond666
      @KDiamond666 2 місяці тому +2

      Best drunk video ever! And fyi he was not in a FULL NELSON 😂

  • @4200Degrees
    @4200Degrees 7 місяців тому +150

    possibly the funniest arrest ive ever seen. 1. He's cradled up with the manager crying 2. Gets defensive because the manager said he put him in a full nelson 3. He gets defensive when the cop said he pooped his pants LOL

    • @CatFluff-pm6qr
      @CatFluff-pm6qr 5 місяців тому +11

      It's like a skit from Saturday night live😆 almost to crazy funny to be real🤦‍♀️

    • @carrielopez1728
      @carrielopez1728 3 місяці тому

      Best comment ever 😂

  • @ChristineBzq8mp
    @ChristineBzq8mp 8 місяців тому +276

    I laughed so hard when the officers are trying to get him into the car and one of the officers said, "Just keep pushing" and Christian says, "That's what she said!" 😆

  • @montv291
    @montv291 2 місяці тому +8

    I legit thought the manager was just cradling that dude until help showed up 😂.

    • @eugenestein8530
      @eugenestein8530 13 днів тому

      well he actually kinda did didn't he

    • @williamgrant2289
      @williamgrant2289 11 днів тому +1

      He definitely didn't have him in a full nelson, that's for sure

  • @DidSomeoneSayOil32
    @DidSomeoneSayOil32 4 місяці тому +119

    As soon as the officer walked into the restaurant and I saw a grown ass man hugging that one dude I actually spit my drink out 😂

  • @stevArc3718
    @stevArc3718 8 місяців тому +516

    8:13 "What is up with you and balls?" These are the real questions that need to be asked. In other words, we're all wondering the same thing 😂

    • @tbell7935
      @tbell7935 8 місяців тому +12

      Yep 😂😂 clearly he loves them

    • @batman_2004
      @batman_2004 8 місяців тому +2

      😂😂

    • @mr.everything1430
      @mr.everything1430 8 місяців тому

      😂😂😂he loves balls

    • @PneumaNoose
      @PneumaNoose 8 місяців тому +4

      Came looking for this comment 😂 Just a cold open to the “what’s up with you and balls” is the best time stamp ever 😂

  • @TheRealBDouble
    @TheRealBDouble 3 місяці тому +229

    Something tells me this dude is insufferable even when sober

    • @kathleenwyatt563
      @kathleenwyatt563 Місяць тому +3

      Oh, he absolutely is! 😂

    • @kebby603
      @kebby603 Місяць тому +6

      He's the embodiment of an old reddit bro.

    • @TowerArcanaCrow
      @TowerArcanaCrow 11 днів тому

      100%. I guarantee you he doesn't get invited to holidays anymore lol

  • @Experiment-mg3qw
    @Experiment-mg3qw Місяць тому +2

    2:02
    Sheriff~"is there any damage to the wall?"
    manager~"there''s a dent"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Cameron-yg6di
    @Cameron-yg6di 8 місяців тому +134

    The officer is nothing short of what it means to be in law enforcement. Has to be the most professional officer in trying to descalate the situation and everything. Kudos to you sir!

    • @sugarbooable
      @sugarbooable 7 місяців тому +3

      I like how sheriff doesn’t even swear ❤

    • @HazardousChaos1
      @HazardousChaos1 4 місяці тому +1

      Definitely a very rare breed

  • @pamelalansbury94
    @pamelalansbury94 8 місяців тому +402

    The title needs to be “man was NOT in a full Nelson before the cops arrived-NEVER”

    • @Trelmayas21
      @Trelmayas21 8 місяців тому +19

      No, it should be "Man gets put into a FULL NELSON before cops arrive" to see if he'll reply to the video.

    • @lisamo9na201
      @lisamo9na201 8 місяців тому +1

      🤣

    • @lisamo9na201
      @lisamo9na201 8 місяців тому +2

      😂

    • @kndli67
      @kndli67 8 місяців тому +4

      😂😂 he was not tryna have that be put on his name

    • @melanieharvey4537
      @melanieharvey4537 8 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AnomalyINC
    @AnomalyINC 5 місяців тому +314

    The officer has some serious "dad dealing with a belligerent four-year-old" energy. I like it.

  • @ReneesDogs13
    @ReneesDogs13 23 дні тому +2

    “We have one 23 year-old, white, male toddler in custody”.

  • @AntiCrimer
    @AntiCrimer 8 місяців тому +236

    😂🤣 "You already pooped yourself" Officer sits with a straight face! 😂🤣That cop was an Ace with a lot of patience!

    • @TheBeezusjones
      @TheBeezusjones 8 місяців тому +1

      Yeah - when you're right there next to him , it's no joke.. 😐😆

  • @sabrogaming4602
    @sabrogaming4602 8 місяців тому +343

    “God bless it” I think i’m going to use this from now on lol, that officer is so chill

    • @mattsomething4371
      @mattsomething4371 6 місяців тому +14

      Dude yes he’s seems cool. I would have been way more mad. He’s nice.

    • @annabanana6965
      @annabanana6965 6 місяців тому +6

      Lmao my mom always says “God BLESS America!!” And I’ve picked up on it over the years 😂

    • @blurpledragon2779
      @blurpledragon2779 6 місяців тому

      I try to use that instead of the other version , my dad used to say this all the time .

    • @marywright8612
      @marywright8612 5 місяців тому

      ​@@annabanana6965 I do too

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 5 місяців тому

      It has been added to my repertoire and I cant wait to take it for a test drive 😂

  • @ashleya8532
    @ashleya8532 2 місяці тому +1

    Officer: "Just keep pushing"
    Chris: "That's what she said" 😂😂😂😂

  • @dylanchappell1835
    @dylanchappell1835 8 місяців тому +235

    “I’m gonna advise you to not even think about trying it”
    The most professional way to say fuck around and find out 😂😂

    • @Puxi
      @Puxi 8 місяців тому +5

      This video is public... everyone is watching him. Everyone around the world. Even me. Living in a small GERMAN village. The whole world with some free uncensored internet watches him acting up.

  • @limjaiescobar
    @limjaiescobar 5 місяців тому +166

    Cop:“Just keep pushing”
    Dude:“That’s what she said”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @JaydaRinker
    @JaydaRinker 4 місяці тому +171

    BAAHAHAHHAA. The way they had him strapped to that stretcher had me CRACKING UP 😂😂😂😂

    • @dunzweiler
      @dunzweiler 3 місяці тому +7

      @@JaydaRinker straight hog tied 😂

    • @AdaptableAmerican
      @AdaptableAmerican 3 місяці тому +9

      Like a rotisserie chicken 🍗

    • @ktykat79
      @ktykat79 3 місяці тому

      Same! I laughed so hard & had to show my hubby. I said you know you fu€ked up if they have you hog tied, face down, one leg in the air 🤣

    • @shallawnmarshall320
      @shallawnmarshall320 3 місяці тому

      Like a Rotisserie Chicken From Costco!

    • @theveteran48
      @theveteran48 3 місяці тому

      @@dunzweilerthat hog tie stranded where I’m from in Florida they know they gone run 😂😂😂😂

  • @lifesabeachnyc8568
    @lifesabeachnyc8568 3 місяці тому +1

    Congrats on 1 million subscribers! Huge accomplishment and well deserved!

  • @collinbassett
    @collinbassett 8 місяців тому +127

    Dudes pride is so hurt about being put in a full Nelson lmaooo

    • @Sara-u9d5t
      @Sara-u9d5t 2 місяці тому +3

      It was not a full Nelson. Come on now.

    • @christian3514
      @christian3514 23 дні тому

      Was it a full nelson or not?!?!​@@Sara-u9d5t

    • @christian3514
      @christian3514 23 дні тому

      ​@@Sara-u9d5twas it a full nelson?

    • @williamgrant2289
      @williamgrant2289 11 днів тому

      He was NEVER in a full Nelson!!!

  • @BassBully
    @BassBully 6 місяців тому +150

    The full Nelson bit is gold. One of the best arrest vids I’ve ever watched 😂😂😂

    • @41Vega
      @41Vega 4 місяці тому +3

      F$&@ing comedy gold omg😂😂😂😂

    • @BassBully
      @BassBully 4 місяці тому +2

      Shane Gillis could for sure make a sketch based off this

    • @doyouevendab77
      @doyouevendab77 3 місяці тому

      Funny how the guy is correct and was never in a full nelson. Funny how a guy lied to the police about what move he used.

    • @hail8163
      @hail8163 2 місяці тому

      straight from a movie i was laughing so hard

    • @doyouevendab77
      @doyouevendab77 2 місяці тому

      @@hail8163 no full nelson happened in the video, the guy was correct. Just becsuse you don't like him, doesn't mean you can tell lies on him.

  • @mysticrain32
    @mysticrain32 6 місяців тому +102

    the way this officer kept so calm the whole time is crazy, props to him.

  • @redheadedknitter
    @redheadedknitter 9 днів тому

    This officer's voice is so calming. I can't imagine the amount of patience he has.

  • @WidlyScuds
    @WidlyScuds 6 місяців тому +158

    2:23 - "i was able to subdue him on the ground with a full nelson."
    brother: "I was never in a full nelson though..."
    LOL THE FULL NELSON DEBATE

  • @beaF5t
    @beaF5t 8 місяців тому +122

    This is one of the most adequate, cool, chill and professional cop I've ever seen, give this man a well deserved raise!

  • @theuniversedharma3792
    @theuniversedharma3792 8 місяців тому +178

    That full Nelson really hit his ego

    • @doyouevendab77
      @doyouevendab77 3 місяці тому +3

      A full nelson never happened. You would be mad if a person lied to the police about you.

  • @Gunslinger_Gaming_USA
    @Gunslinger_Gaming_USA 17 годин тому

    IT ASTOUNDS me how chill these cops are 🤯😨🔥👌🏼

  • @ashhawk2346
    @ashhawk2346 8 місяців тому +104

    That is one of the most polite mannered Cops I've ever seen, The world needs more cops like this guy, he doesn't even want to swear "God bless it" 😂
    Funny, but I like this guy.

  • @rogerborg
    @rogerborg 8 місяців тому +147

    Well, if he's playing possum, call animal control.

  • @Ni66otFa66er
    @Ni66otFa66er 8 місяців тому +159

    Wow, this has to be Gus Johnson's most committed bit yet. 😂

    • @lemmedie98
      @lemmedie98 7 місяців тому +21

      I have been searching for a Gus Johnson reference

    • @slayrix279
      @slayrix279 7 місяців тому +8

      Dude really went downhill since last time I saw him lmao

    • @shotya9403
      @shotya9403 7 місяців тому +2

      literally gus johnson came to mind

    • @realtoken
      @realtoken 6 місяців тому +1

      💀💀💀

  • @roseluv985
    @roseluv985 Місяць тому +2

    " I identify as an innocent 23yr old" statement has me tickled L0L

  • @ShmooyShmoo
    @ShmooyShmoo 8 місяців тому +69

    That officer did an outstanding job! He showed no ego, remained patient, and even listened attentively to a man's drunken ramblings so not to escalate.

  • @viatorres983
    @viatorres983 8 місяців тому +130

    They were having a cuddle session at the beginning, how sweet 😊

    • @filthforce
      @filthforce 8 місяців тому +23

      i was 100% sure these were boyfriends or spouses from that embrace, and the cop was entirely fooled too

    • @sunshinekadoeglow2398
      @sunshinekadoeglow2398 8 місяців тому +30

      That was the full Nelson

    • @The_Ballo
      @The_Ballo 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@sunshinekadoeglow2398😂

    • @rrnonya5472
      @rrnonya5472 8 місяців тому

      @@filthforce General rainbow vibes, especially the pants pooping 💩 but meh, maybe not...

  • @alduin69
    @alduin69 4 місяці тому +29

    Give this man a substantial raise. Absolutely top notch work, well done.

  • @DissociativeImpossibleDreaming
    @DissociativeImpossibleDreaming 8 місяців тому +70

    "it's your right to try, but I'm not gonna advise it." Is the new line. This is a proper response to the challenge of a duel.

    • @SmokeFactory
      @SmokeFactory 8 місяців тому

      @@TommyCollierfreedom of movement i suppose

    • @DissociativeImpossibleDreaming
      @DissociativeImpossibleDreaming 8 місяців тому

      @@TommyCollier that's why I said if it was a challenge of a duel. If both parties know it's a challenge then it's the others right to try lol played too much Red Dead 2.

    • @cia5602
      @cia5602 6 місяців тому +1

      i dont think people have the right to assault a peace officer bro and consensual fights in public are not legal

    • @k-sf1ld
      @k-sf1ld 20 днів тому +1

      @@cia5602 free will, but not freedom from consequences

  • @jacobpfeifertrains1998
    @jacobpfeifertrains1998 8 місяців тому +383

    "You cant call me an adult. Its 2023, thats assuming my age"😂😂😂😂😂

    • @canadianmmaguy7511
      @canadianmmaguy7511 8 місяців тому

      It is now 2024, and Jacob... non jews are finding out about your ilk.

    • @Plushi_Stolas
      @Plushi_Stolas 8 місяців тому +17

      Most ironically, that will not age well.

    • @WarGrowlmon18
      @WarGrowlmon18 8 місяців тому +14

      He claims to be 23 but he looks to be more like 43. Either way he was making it worse for himself because if he wasn't an adult, then he'd get another charge of underage drinking!!!

    • @TREVINparty
      @TREVINparty 8 місяців тому +9

      he was right tho, hes a full toddler no older than 7 years old

    • @msharrell
      @msharrell 8 місяців тому

      😭😭🤣🤣

  • @kimchi_bokum_bap_baby
    @kimchi_bokum_bap_baby 8 місяців тому +79

    Haha. Loved the "God bless it dude" 😂 what an amazingly patient cop

    • @kristenlawrence4657
      @kristenlawrence4657 8 місяців тому +3

      That's a new one. I've never heard somebody say that in place of 'God dammit' or 'what the fuck' 😆
      He must be a good Christian man.

  • @Th3Numb3rNin3
    @Th3Numb3rNin3 3 дні тому +1

    Calling a sobbing adult "Boss man" is pretty goated.

  • @20EsOfficial
    @20EsOfficial 5 місяців тому +48

    that sheriff wearing the bodycam was actually impressively calm throughout the whole ordeal

    • @somexp12
      @somexp12 4 місяці тому +2

      Not all that impressive. This is kinda the bare minimum standard for claiming you have it together. It'd be rather pathetic to lose one's composure over an idiot's drunken trashtalk. To be fair, not saying he did *_bad,_* just nothing worth writing home about.

  • @magalipeloquin881
    @magalipeloquin881 8 місяців тому +116

    He came back to life as soon as he had heard these words:
    "He touched an older woman's leg that was sitting next to him"
    😂😂

    • @pamhayes3465
      @pamhayes3465 8 місяців тому +13

      When they pull this I'm out or dead crap, when come back to life,I always want to say, look it's a fucking miracle.

    • @josmclove4426
      @josmclove4426 8 місяців тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @jriverar1436
      @jriverar1436 8 місяців тому

      ​@@bluecoffee8414🤣🤣🤣

  • @jbj27406
    @jbj27406 8 місяців тому +108

    "Man Plays Dead to Avoid Arrest"? I'm not sure he thought that out. Even if he WAS dead, did he think they would just leave him there? He's STILL going to get carted off.

    • @LisleVonRhuman
      @LisleVonRhuman 8 місяців тому +12

      I disagree with you. I think it was a well-thought out plan that only a true genius would come up with. And he'd only have to do it for an eternity, til the end of time. Duh!

    • @jbj27406
      @jbj27406 8 місяців тому +5

      @@LisleVonRhuman Hating to admit defeat, I must say that I stand corrected. Well done.

    • @LadyKestrel23
      @LadyKestrel23 8 місяців тому +1

      @@LisleVonRhuman😂😂

    • @NoReply28
      @NoReply28 8 місяців тому

      And how many dead people do you see get put in handcuff and arrested? Exactly. It was a genius plan. Much easier to escape from a morgue than a guarded prison.

    • @markc13579
      @markc13579 8 місяців тому

      So his plan was to get embalmed and buried alive to get out getting arrested??? 🤔 😳 🙄

  • @DeadGlassEyes
    @DeadGlassEyes 24 дні тому

    That police officer is so chill. Like, unbelievably chill.

  • @lareeweatherman8309
    @lareeweatherman8309 6 місяців тому +152

    What an overgrown baby! When the cop gets there, he's being hugged and comforted by the manager, then he threatens the cop, pretends to be dead, and he doesn't spend one day in jail? I do hope the absolute embarrassment of everyone seeing this horrible, childish behavior is enough punishment for this guy. DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR!

    • @Mouthwashh
      @Mouthwashh 6 місяців тому +13

      He spent 2 days in jail.

    • @SouthernNature1
      @SouthernNature1 6 місяців тому +2

      This whole world is disgusting. Quit playing the moral high ground like you’re the superior… YOU DO NOT LIVE IN A GOOD WORLD PERIOD!

    • @fynnthefox9078
      @fynnthefox9078 6 місяців тому +6

      Lol it's just gonna happen again. He probably didn't learn anything after those two days in jail.

    • @EvilWizardWeedSheeee
      @EvilWizardWeedSheeee 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@SouthernNature1 Isn't that what you just did by calling the whole World disgusting as if you're the one exception?

    • @SouthernNature1
      @SouthernNature1 5 місяців тому +2

      @@EvilWizardWeedSheeee when did I imply I was an exception? Why are you putting words in my comment?

  • @xod7xo614
    @xod7xo614 4 місяці тому +51

    This guy is literally Chucky incarnate
    Visually, verbally & vocally, playing dead, rage fits, he checks all the boxes! 😂

  • @burneraccounthandle
    @burneraccounthandle 8 місяців тому +299

    'i identify as an innocent 23 year old' lmao

  • @kittenface8577
    @kittenface8577 3 місяці тому +2

    "What is with you and balls?" Hahaha! I love this cop

  • @Soniti1324
    @Soniti1324 8 місяців тому +72

    L M A O
    HE ACTUALLY SAID iM dEaD wEiGhT while laying on the ground like a toddler, then going "catatonic" lmao

  • @LondonsFrost
    @LondonsFrost 8 місяців тому +61

    "I mean it is in your right to try it but i would advise against it" 😂
    This cop is a breathing W
    Also.. the way they fkn tied him to the stretcher at the end 💀

  • @ScriptedLinks
    @ScriptedLinks 4 місяці тому +26

    "God bless it" is an alternative to the other that I never knew I needed until now.

  • @Cherno-Tekknobyl
    @Cherno-Tekknobyl 15 днів тому +3

    "You can't call me an adult. That's assuming my age."
    "What?"
    "Welcome in 2023"

  • @OmarGarciaElDeLa_O
    @OmarGarciaElDeLa_O 8 місяців тому +28

    More professional and respectful the officer could not be. What a hard job. Thanks for your service. Much blessings…