Happy International Women's Day from Kermie

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  • @NattIsTaken
    @NattIsTaken 3 роки тому +36530

    Kermit has a bigger eggplant than mine :(

  • @drunkendonut1637
    @drunkendonut1637 3 роки тому +23265

    "There are over 6000 languages and you decide to talk shit"
    -Kermit

  • @LoganAllec
    @LoganAllec 3 роки тому +23609

    "Thank you would be a good start" 😂

    • @lastreverse8524
      @lastreverse8524 3 роки тому +38

      Hey Nike sign

    • @thegraysonzelik
      @thegraysonzelik 3 роки тому +92

      Kermit: "Thank you would be a good start"
      Her: "Thank you!?!?"
      Kermit: "You're welcome"

    • @rj-nw9qb
      @rj-nw9qb 3 роки тому +8

      Ikr

    • @nikolas2180
      @nikolas2180 3 роки тому +6

      I'm crying 😂😂😂😂

    • @_NeMorad
      @_NeMorad 3 роки тому +8

      what the fuck would be a better start 😂

  • @donbluflame2023
    @donbluflame2023 10 місяців тому +174

    “I got that BGC” LOL.

    • @SureshBoro-l2o
      @SureshBoro-l2o Місяць тому

      Whats BGC full form?

    • @Dctctx
      @Dctctx 11 днів тому +1

      @@SureshBoro-l2obig green chicken

  • @symbolitical4158
    @symbolitical4158 3 роки тому +7209

    That kid is literally cool af. He named himself when he was born.

    • @deleted4913
      @deleted4913 3 роки тому +303

      His teacher apologizes when he’s late

    • @wolteron494
      @wolteron494 3 роки тому +29

      juan.

    • @jctu186
      @jctu186 3 роки тому +38

      Yall ever light your own birthday candles? Nah? Well i do

    • @willy9473
      @willy9473 3 роки тому +2

      Br

    • @willy9473
      @willy9473 3 роки тому +3

      uh

  • @827023685
    @827023685 3 роки тому +4773

    the kid was so shocked he snapped into existence

  • @xin4424
    @xin4424 3 роки тому +7537

    _kermit_ shows his *BGC*
    millions of people: *hmmm interesting*

  • @ToBEornah
    @ToBEornah 2 роки тому +791

    I have huge respect for this guy because he knows when not to show his zucc and when it’s appropriate, also it’s fucking hilarious

    • @wweboy2121
      @wweboy2121 Рік тому +13

      Huge respect

    • @pepsiboys101
      @pepsiboys101 4 місяці тому +3

      I don’t think you go around showing everybody yours DO YOU

    • @ToBEornah
      @ToBEornah 4 місяці тому +14

      @@pepsiboys101 well actually I do go around showing it to everyone…

    • @entire_tire33
      @entire_tire33 2 місяці тому +1

      ayooooooooooo

    • @entire_tire33
      @entire_tire33 2 місяці тому

      he watched the video 🤨

  • @pr_spectre6680
    @pr_spectre6680 3 роки тому +5964

    “Over 6,000 languages in the world and you decided to talk shit”
    -Kermit 2021

    • @gangganggio
      @gangganggio 3 роки тому +7

      🤣

    • @DK-fk7mx
      @DK-fk7mx 3 роки тому +17

      Ohh boy im pocketing this one

    • @cocoduck7745
      @cocoduck7745 3 роки тому +34

      @Mang1o that must suck, can't imagine being public and then flicking random people off and calling them shitheads.

    • @StarJes1
      @StarJes1 3 роки тому +14

      @@cocoduck7745 ikr... some people don't know what Tourette's are so they will think she's being for real

    • @ыыыыыыы-ф4т
      @ыыыыыыы-ф4т 3 роки тому +11

      timestamp is 4:20

  • @toraphire
    @toraphire 3 роки тому +9301

    “Over 6,000 languages and you decide to talk shit.” Is my new favorite comeback.

    • @yea885
      @yea885 3 роки тому +28

      Shi.

    • @piudilixo4308
      @piudilixo4308 3 роки тому +13

      There arent 6k languages tho

    • @Aym4n-
      @Aym4n- 3 роки тому +81

      It’s actually 7000 languages

    • @Nekrosoa
      @Nekrosoa 3 роки тому +4

      XD IKR

    • @thejashin
      @thejashin 3 роки тому +76

      Yeah but 7000 is not over 6000 ?

  • @Darthdoodoo
    @Darthdoodoo Рік тому +40

    The genuine shock on their face when they see the zucc is hilarious. Im about to send him one of the giant ones from my garden 😆😆😆

  • @hyperactivetendencies7054
    @hyperactivetendencies7054 3 роки тому +6828

    I was really scared he was going to show his BGC to the child.

    • @sayajooj9568
      @sayajooj9568 3 роки тому +773

      Even if he did show it, it wouldnt matter because he probably already seen it, since he's a subscriber.

    • @5roundsrapid263
      @5roundsrapid263 3 роки тому +431

      I think he’s seen a cucumber before...

    • @Amaru_tootact
      @Amaru_tootact 3 роки тому +16

      @@5roundsrapid263 ...

    • @csar07.
      @csar07. 3 роки тому +218

      I mean, he’s on Omegle. Not like it would be his first time.

    • @Anikin3-
      @Anikin3- 3 роки тому +6

      He should have

  • @Balloonbot
    @Balloonbot 3 роки тому +7644

    Kid who can literally go invisible: "Oh my god that's not real" - to a puppet.

    • @zwabbah4841
      @zwabbah4841 3 роки тому +132

      Hary poter

    • @zwabbah4841
      @zwabbah4841 3 роки тому +65

      And yes i spelled it wrong, that’s the joke

    • @charisma8711
      @charisma8711 3 роки тому +16

      @@zwabbah4841 ok

    • @Mapp_M
      @Mapp_M 3 роки тому +52

      I think he meant the actual UA-camr not the puppet.

    • @orangesnipzy
      @orangesnipzy 3 роки тому +1

      @@zwabbah4841 ok

  • @MegumiHayashida
    @MegumiHayashida 3 роки тому +10296

    I respect whoever is behind this channel because he understood how innocent was this homeschool boi so Kermit didn't show his BGC.

    • @DAEJAHN
      @DAEJAHN 3 роки тому +626

      But but he watches the channel I think he was expecting it

    • @Rihcterwilker
      @Rihcterwilker 3 роки тому +613

      @@DAEJAHN the boy probably knows all about it, but props to kermit for still not showing his duck.

    • @PrimusInvictus
      @PrimusInvictus 3 роки тому +144

      What? Did you even watch? The boy literally watches this channel, he didn't do it because even if its a joke, doing stuff like this to very young boys isn't a good look

    • @DAEJAHN
      @DAEJAHN 3 роки тому +37

      @@PrimusInvictus I’m more implying that he not innocent and props to him for not showing it.

    • @shinw0
      @shinw0 3 роки тому +8

      BGC? What's that?

  • @YgRedd400
    @YgRedd400 2 роки тому +234

    3:33 Most genuine and brotherly response ever

  • @drashbrain5661
    @drashbrain5661 3 роки тому +2231

    "Especially the six of u who watch my channel" LMAOOO I DIED

  • @eliasshem6039
    @eliasshem6039 3 роки тому +2257

    „Over 6000 languages in the world an you decided to talk shit“ - That made my day 😂😂👏

    • @433Tima
      @433Tima 3 роки тому +5

      @Mang1o she doesnt have tourette's that's obvious

    • @frogogogo
      @frogogogo 3 роки тому +32

      @@433Tima You can literally see/hear her tics

    • @433Tima
      @433Tima 3 роки тому +2

      @@frogogogo if you'd researched what Tourette's is and how it affects you, you could see that this is not the case. Tourette's is not every time showed in a bad way as showing fuck signs, saying swearwords. Most of the time it is shown as a random ticks with sounds etc. Mostly they just don't say any words, they just "play" random sounds, not the swearwords ;) Please make some kind of a research before you say that type of things.

    • @thelivingkazoo5331
      @thelivingkazoo5331 3 роки тому +18

      @@433Tima I know you said research my facts or something but, there’s times where people with Tourette’s- their tics are swear words and signs you can even look at videos too

    • @thelivingkazoo5331
      @thelivingkazoo5331 3 роки тому +9

      @@433Tima also just because it’s rare doesn’t mean it does not happen at all

  • @littleblock2639
    @littleblock2639 3 роки тому +1072

    Man, the way that kid materialized himself from thin air lmaooo

    • @FlatEarthBoarders
      @FlatEarthBoarders 3 роки тому +45

      I lost it when he started swearing, like this is fucking crazy lol

    • @baggs081
      @baggs081 3 роки тому +20

      Lol beam me up froggy

  • @yo.adrian
    @yo.adrian 11 місяців тому +276

    I love how the kid at 1:20 has a better setup than most of the adults here. He can record this interaction with OBS while most adults record it with their phones.

  • @RangerJoe77
    @RangerJoe77 3 роки тому +1654

    When you see the🥒. Mom get the camera! He did the thing!

  • @perfectmeatloaf4951
    @perfectmeatloaf4951 3 роки тому +840

    THE WAY HE PUTS IT UP IS SOO 💀💀

  • @zachwagner9978
    @zachwagner9978 3 роки тому +4633

    I love how Kermit doesn’t show the D to the middle school kid. Even though he’s a subscriber who’s casually dropping F-bombs

    • @ohio9499
      @ohio9499 3 роки тому +666

      Kermit may be a playboy, but he has his morals.

    • @BucketBucket275
      @BucketBucket275 3 роки тому +112

      @@ohio9499 Couldn't have said it better myself.

    • @KiTheMC
      @KiTheMC 3 роки тому +181

      @@ohio9499 Yes. As long as they're over 18, it's perfectly fine to expose yourself to random women.

    • @arijit1809
      @arijit1809 3 роки тому +48

      @@ohio9499 this comment section is gold 😂🔥

    • @ebonyautumn3738
      @ebonyautumn3738 3 роки тому +20

      @@KiTheMC That's a man's idea of intelligent for you.

  • @lukeytookey
    @lukeytookey 2 роки тому +100

    0:27 that was actually a really good joke 😂

    • @NI_Tenshi
      @NI_Tenshi 3 місяці тому +4

      She was so chill with him tbh

  • @_namelezz_
    @_namelezz_ 3 роки тому +3244

    Kermit: "Happy International Womens Day"
    Girls on omegle: " You too"
    ._. Wtf

    • @noinam24
      @noinam24 3 роки тому +8

      😂😂

    • @dvdbox360
      @dvdbox360 3 роки тому +17

      Kermit ain't a girl

    • @smurf4624
      @smurf4624 3 роки тому +94

      @@dvdbox360 no shit Sherlock

    • @sportyjhf5Q
      @sportyjhf5Q 3 роки тому +53

      we've all had that one time we said stupid shit. like wishing the waiters to have a good meal

    • @jordantaylor789
      @jordantaylor789 3 роки тому +6

      @@dvdbox360 I couldn't tell by the BGC

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 роки тому +4204

    He's a good frog

  • @Aviaidan
    @Aviaidan 3 роки тому +383

    1:34 “First of all, let’s talk about how you just appeared in the chair” IM DECEASED

  • @doxxdd2756
    @doxxdd2756 2 роки тому +162

    5:30 kermit violated that man

  • @personalityvr6554
    @personalityvr6554 2 роки тому +2438

    4:13 “There are 6000 languages in the world and you decide to talk shit”
    -Kermit

    • @Dragon81205
      @Dragon81205 2 роки тому +36

      I can live by that

    • @kevinduliesco5468
      @kevinduliesco5468 2 роки тому +13

      Comment copier,don't hate me,learn by being proper

    • @Gemsverse
      @Gemsverse 2 роки тому +26

      4:19

    • @kevinduliesco5468
      @kevinduliesco5468 2 роки тому +1

      @alejandro Manuel y max juegan I did,many times

    • @geragp1187
      @geragp1187 2 роки тому +6

      @@kevinduliesco5468 reported a comment because you saw it before lmao

  • @yuridojima4956
    @yuridojima4956 2 роки тому +2018

    I love how this guy inhales into existence xD
    1:21

  • @mrpockets505
    @mrpockets505 3 роки тому +1844

    'Oh you have tourettes I didnt mean to be rude then' 'Crazy green bastard' 'Damn' LMFAO

    • @nocturnaljoe9543
      @nocturnaljoe9543 3 роки тому +36

      Best conversation ever.

    • @TheHerrMan
      @TheHerrMan 3 роки тому +36

      The cussing uncontrollably is actually a thing. It's a blast when those folks go to church😇

    • @zerrrro
      @zerrrro 3 роки тому +36

      Did you catch her saying "big penis, mmmm." at the end?

    • @smullen123
      @smullen123 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/RNwkuLlgRxw/v-deo.html.

    • @dariannabeteta7893
      @dariannabeteta7893 3 роки тому

      Best

  • @Koi_to_Dragon
    @Koi_to_Dragon 2 роки тому +46

    0:55 the nod had me dying 😂😂😂 he’s like yeah that just happened 🥴

  • @Le8ronJames
    @Le8ronJames 2 роки тому +542

    1:03 “happy international women’s day”
    “Thank you, you too”💀💀

    • @nomaru5388
      @nomaru5388 2 роки тому +5

      @hygrowman gtc44 bruh 💀

    • @Vinecreations1
      @Vinecreations1 10 місяців тому

      That was so corny I’m sorry but back then the trends were not it at all 😭😭

  • @kithkani
    @kithkani 3 роки тому +394

    Kermit: "That's a lot of people that like seeing my junk." LMAO

  • @middlegrounds109
    @middlegrounds109 3 роки тому +2611

    That Tourette's girl was so sweet.

    • @pedrobianchi2412
      @pedrobianchi2412 3 роки тому +92

      I’m pretty sure she has a popular UA-cam channel. Look up Tourette’s Alphabet.

    • @Dac_vak
      @Dac_vak 3 роки тому +99

      Her channel is This Trippy Hippie and she’s a delight!

    • @mukuroikusaba7347
      @mukuroikusaba7347 3 роки тому +15

      @@pedrobianchi2412 I don't think that's her

    • @warwid5419
      @warwid5419 3 роки тому +29

      Why da fuck was she wearing a mask?

    • @iceblu4713
      @iceblu4713 3 роки тому +17

      As a boy who had Tourette in the childhood, I appreciate you for saying my dear Tourette fellas are nice

  • @olivierl2172
    @olivierl2172 2 роки тому +30

    The funniest thing are the people that immediately disconnect when showed the BGC.

  • @jalijah03
    @jalijah03 3 роки тому +1431

    Why do girls always be so quick to hit the skip button? They be missing out on fun and laughter smh

    • @Jomoplays
      @Jomoplays 3 роки тому +129

      Have u been on omegle...its mostly dicks lmao

    • @jalijah03
      @jalijah03 3 роки тому +117

      @@Jomoplays yeah but I mean... cmon. A Kermit from doll showing his cucumber as a dick? It’s obviously for shits and giggles yet girls are so quick to Jab the skip button instead of staying. They missin out

    • @kinohua.w
      @kinohua.w 3 роки тому +35

      @@jalijah03 maybe girls are on Omegle to see ducks and well... let’s just say the BGC isn’t the BBC they want

    • @pcdlee6536
      @pcdlee6536 3 роки тому +65

      probably a trauma response. girls get harassed by dick dms so anything that reminds 'em of that triggers quick reflexes to skip or avoid. though the question is why are they on omegle if that's the case.

    • @youlaughyouphill842
      @youlaughyouphill842 3 роки тому +5

      @@pcdlee6536 cause they arent harasses

  • @CognitoH4zrd
    @CognitoH4zrd 3 роки тому +665

    "Over 6,000 languages in the world and you decided to talk shit"
    I'm so using this line one of these days.

    • @LilXancheX
      @LilXancheX 3 роки тому +7

      Don’t steal another man’s joke...

    • @colormerob
      @colormerob 3 роки тому +5

      Have you ever told a joke?

  • @jonathanielcha6707
    @jonathanielcha6707 3 роки тому +1090

    Girl with turrets* “green bastard”
    Kermit* “damn”

    • @nananakeson
      @nananakeson 3 роки тому +82

      Girl with turrets: shoots everyone

    • @arakithinking
      @arakithinking 3 роки тому +8

      @Jaquavis Johnson III damn hopw u good

    • @rrrrreis
      @rrrrreis 3 роки тому +4

      He felt that

    • @xxxtentacion5504
      @xxxtentacion5504 3 роки тому +1

      @Jaquavis Johnson III xd

    • @PIKL_Creep
      @PIKL_Creep 3 роки тому +5

      @@nananakeson it's because I'm a taurus.

  • @bamfordsteele555
    @bamfordsteele555 2 роки тому +47

    Holy shit! He went from 25k subs to 572k subs in one year?? Holy fucking shit. It's because he's got that sweet sweet content. Dude is funny as hell and has a heart.

    • @DigitalIP
      @DigitalIP 2 роки тому +2

      Was thinking that as well

  • @TheHoly_Paladin7
    @TheHoly_Paladin7 3 роки тому +962

    "Over 6,000 languages in the world, and you decide to talk shit" DAAMM😂😭

    • @jackb.2245
      @jackb.2245 3 роки тому +8

      6500 to be a little more accurate but I’m stealing the quote none the less

    • @sleep4607
      @sleep4607 3 роки тому +7

      That one there was a violation

    • @LilXancheX
      @LilXancheX 3 роки тому +16

      That was the perfect response 👌 how the hell did he come up with that 😂

    • @mustang4636
      @mustang4636 3 роки тому +8

      But it was still sad when u realized she didn't mean it 😂

    • @jcar4lifemancity4life5
      @jcar4lifemancity4life5 3 роки тому

      @Brian Nah she had to be cappin….”Green Bastard” lmaooo😂😂😂

  • @souperdooperman
    @souperdooperman 3 роки тому +883

    We need “Kermit lookin for baddies” merch.

    • @zwnathan
      @zwnathan 3 роки тому +11

      picture of Kermit and "looking for baddies" text

    • @mr.zyclonic1463
      @mr.zyclonic1463 3 роки тому

      Yes

    • @weizelaurelius7437
      @weizelaurelius7437 3 роки тому +2

      With a pickle on his crotch

    • @Kai-the-guy
      @Kai-the-guy 3 роки тому

      Just Kermit with sunglasses and the font of the smell like a bitch shirt from gta v with text saying “Kermit looking for baddies”

    • @zwnathan
      @zwnathan 3 роки тому +1

      @@Kai-the-guy you know what to make it far from copyright lets go with "MaxMit Looking For Baddies"

  • @blksamri
    @blksamri 3 роки тому +619

    Pretty sure Perv Kermit is Canadian. "Out" = "oot" and he ends his sentences with "eh" lol

    • @FallenSDK
      @FallenSDK 3 роки тому +15

      I've always noticed this too. I'm Canadian myself and I had a hard time believing he isn't from Canada, at least from what I could find.

    • @chicken.scriba
      @chicken.scriba 3 роки тому +3

      70th like :--------------)

    • @5PLANËSGÖ
      @5PLANËSGÖ 3 роки тому

      @@FallenSDK where at in BC

    • @burnoutparadise4793
      @burnoutparadise4793 3 роки тому

      @@chicken.scriba 173rd like :-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------)

    • @5PLANËSGÖ
      @5PLANËSGÖ 3 роки тому

      @Jebus Bhrist Ohh excuse me was I speaking to you? Also Go repent for your sin before talking too me.

  • @aurailliohilliard
    @aurailliohilliard Рік тому +1

    Bruh! The chick with turrets I wanted to see more😂😂😂

  • @dwiney4902
    @dwiney4902 3 роки тому +1079

    "Over 6,000 languages in the world and you decided to *talk shit"*
    DAAMN Kermit you and your way with words!

  • @bomj-valera
    @bomj-valera 3 роки тому +657

    1:33 I was like: _pls don't traumatize the kid._

    • @randomguy2369
      @randomguy2369 3 роки тому +46

      Hes on omegle wtv he does is nothing compared to what he has already seen😂

    • @LilXancheX
      @LilXancheX 3 роки тому +5

      I was hoping Kermit would show it to him 😂

    • @makunouchiippo2542
      @makunouchiippo2542 3 роки тому +7

      Too late he is already beyond salvation

    • @starrynight1657
      @starrynight1657 3 роки тому +1

      It was obvious he'd seen the videos.

    • @pancake5830
      @pancake5830 3 роки тому +5

      he was literally already subscribed, he's seen it all 100 times

  • @divine5328
    @divine5328 3 роки тому +914

    Happy international women’s day to all you baddies

  • @Mo24ong
    @Mo24ong Рік тому +9

    The moment with the kid was so wholesome

    • @HappyWheat
      @HappyWheat Рік тому

      True

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 6 місяців тому

      0 eggplants at all, very wholesome

  • @crankshaftsfuels6445
    @crankshaftsfuels6445 3 роки тому +485

    "First of all let's talk about how you just appeared into your chair" 😂😂

    • @Kabudra_
      @Kabudra_ 3 роки тому +2

      Lol!

    • @sultanzod6720
      @sultanzod6720 3 роки тому +25

      The kid just blew off that question like he got caught doing a spell

    • @chodemaster-sg6xn
      @chodemaster-sg6xn 3 роки тому

      I think it's some type of Edit effect that people do on Omegle. Idk how or why tho😂

    • @jigglypop
      @jigglypop 3 роки тому

      @@chodemaster-sg6xn r/woooosh

    • @ranulphshieldwield7631
      @ranulphshieldwield7631 3 роки тому +1

      @@jigglypop go back to your reddit hole kid. This is not reddit. Also that is not a whoosh.

  • @FSseer
    @FSseer 3 роки тому +796

    I really like the fact that even if it's not real, he doesn't show his zuchini to the child

    • @ne1there383
      @ne1there383 3 роки тому +123

      Professionals have standards

    • @sarthakk_kk
      @sarthakk_kk 3 роки тому +29

      @@ne1there383 yes these cheap people wont understand artists

    • @sultanzod6720
      @sultanzod6720 3 роки тому +30

      Also that kid just appeared in his chair. Kermit was tripping on that

    • @ahenobarbusgenocide6070
      @ahenobarbusgenocide6070 3 роки тому +10

      R e s p e c t

    • @caramel7149
      @caramel7149 3 роки тому +12

      Respect to Zuchini control.

  • @thecritic3959
    @thecritic3959 3 роки тому +426

    “Happy International Women’s Day!”
    Oh no, you’ve fallen into my trap card

  • @callidus5586
    @callidus5586 2 роки тому +1

    "That's kinda creep" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @taxaviebro6411
    @taxaviebro6411 3 роки тому +550

    "Over 6000 languages in the world and you decide to talk shit"
    Had me laughing for 1 hour

  • @your_average_cultured_dude
    @your_average_cultured_dude 3 роки тому +2138

    Is nobody gonna talk about how the kid faded himself into reality while doing a surprised pikachu face?

  • @amadogaure3374
    @amadogaure3374 3 роки тому +484

    "Over 6,000 languages in the world and you decide to talk shit " yo this got me dead

  • @mrpickle883
    @mrpickle883 2 роки тому +20

    I love how nice he is to his fans god bless his bgc

  • @noahschultz9031
    @noahschultz9031 3 роки тому +1144

    It’s a real good thing he didn’t show his pickle to that kid

    • @cannedlean
      @cannedlean 3 роки тому +180

      Professionals have standards.

    • @rkj5480
      @rkj5480 3 роки тому +37

      A damn pickle dude. A pickle. I just imagined a wet pickle in Kermit’s hands.

    • @sediew
      @sediew 3 роки тому +24

      Yeah that’s nice but we all know the kid already knows

    • @xgentele
      @xgentele 3 роки тому +11

      he just didn't get a chance lol most of these girls are underaged

    • @Nickanden
      @Nickanden 3 роки тому +4

      @@xgentele in My country 16 is the legal age. Idk if we are takling about the same thing

  • @GR_______________________8
    @GR_______________________8 3 роки тому +193

    my next bio description:
    “over 6000 languages and you decide to talk shit” 🤣🤣🤣
    it’s hilarious

  • @Carebear_Pooh
    @Carebear_Pooh 3 роки тому +3505

    LOL I’m sooo stealing the line “over 6000 languages in the world and you decide to talk shit”
    Edit: this is it, my life has peaked. Got 2K likes commenting on a video with Kermit showing his cucumber.

  • @KatsuTG
    @KatsuTG 3 роки тому +13985

    Think we just found the best UA-cam algorithm gem here, boys.

  • @jamiemark
    @jamiemark Рік тому +1

    I love these early Kermit vids. The puppet is so cheap ass, and his collar is turned up ha ha.

  • @HCK_AP
    @HCK_AP 3 роки тому +471

    I lost it when he said “over 6000 languages and you wanna talk shit” absolutely dead

  • @Trustyxd
    @Trustyxd 3 роки тому +187

    always a good day when max uploads

  • @goofygoober9719
    @goofygoober9719 2 роки тому +7

    How does this never gets old?

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 2 роки тому +3588

    Woman: “I don’t know how to respond Kermit.”
    Kermit: “A thank you would be a good start.”
    *What an absolute savage lmao*

    • @Luc_ss
      @Luc_ss 2 роки тому +1

      Chain?

    • @Sir-Cletus
      @Sir-Cletus 2 роки тому +27

      That woman seemed cool through. Too cool for Omegle. And the one with tourettes and the fan. Never usually see normal people on that site.

  • @syn_lukiego_
    @syn_lukiego_ 3 роки тому +81

    1:21 This Kid has super power

  • @Gotcha...
    @Gotcha... 3 роки тому +562

    The dislikes probably from the people that got offended by him showing them his BGC, like how can u get offended by that masterpiece of a schlong? Like c'mon it's the perfect schmeat!

  • @lajoswinkler
    @lajoswinkler 8 місяців тому +1

    Happy women's day! I instantly remembered this video. :D

  • @dionnefycf799
    @dionnefycf799 3 роки тому +218

    He really said “that’s a lot of people who like seeing my junk”😂😂😂

  • @zxvvs
    @zxvvs 2 роки тому +642

    i don't know whether to feel loved or very, VERY uncomfortable when Kermit says he loves me

  • @evan1461
    @evan1461 3 роки тому +165

    “Happy frog day or somethin” was cute as hell

  • @Dchavarria-lm7uo
    @Dchavarria-lm7uo 3 роки тому +450

    “Over 6 thousand languages in the world and you decide to talk shit” IM DECEASED

    • @jessemartin6393
      @jessemartin6393 3 роки тому +3

      im leaving this at 69

    • @jakobflynn125
      @jakobflynn125 3 роки тому +2

      @@jessemartin6393 I got it to 269

    • @anapple1220
      @anapple1220 3 роки тому +2

      @@jakobflynn125 I won’t like it then

    • @jakobflynn125
      @jakobflynn125 3 роки тому +1

      @@anapple1220 too late it is 288

    • @gs-of2fm
      @gs-of2fm 3 роки тому +1

      369 I can't like sorry

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist 3 роки тому +71

    The first girl seem like a chill and fun person.

  • @kickass1437
    @kickass1437 3 роки тому +176

    That kid who just appeared saying he didn’t do any work in school.

    • @messwiththetreesillbreakyo7134
      @messwiththetreesillbreakyo7134 3 роки тому +4

      @EndermanOuch
      😱😱😱😱😱😱😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
      He said 666 omg we are cursed 🤯🤯😢😢😢

    • @vinagrextravirgem500
      @vinagrextravirgem500 3 роки тому

      @-givemecoffeepls- Desculpa por ter te esmagado, fui dá um rolê e uns amigo meu me deram êxtase e depois me enterraram vivo, acordei na larica e acabei matando umas 30 pessoas incluindo você... desculpa

  • @DaFlashGuy7
    @DaFlashGuy7 Рік тому +2

    "hee thur!" and then at this point im dead already.

  • @jjsmooth1155
    @jjsmooth1155 3 роки тому +65

    "Over 6000 languages and you decided to talk shit huh" bro I'm fucking ded🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JoeMama-vx9cx
    @JoeMama-vx9cx 3 роки тому +47

    You deserve wayy more recognition, you'll definitely pop off. 5 star content

  • @Unwashedarc
    @Unwashedarc 3 роки тому +305

    This dude prolly got a whole compartment in his fridge for zucchinis

    • @beef-nc3ux
      @beef-nc3ux 3 роки тому +8

      Are they zucchinis though like what if they're just cucumbers and everybody saying that there zucchinis like what the fuck

    • @shadek2589
      @shadek2589 3 роки тому

      @@beef-nc3ux zucchini’s

    • @vargasmartin7143
      @vargasmartin7143 3 роки тому

      @@beef-nc3ux they're zucchinis my guy

    • @beef-nc3ux
      @beef-nc3ux 3 роки тому

      @@shadek2589 okay

  • @harleyjackson3708
    @harleyjackson3708 2 роки тому +5

    Nothing says respect like presenting the tickle pickle over webcam. You are a true gentleman, sir frog.

  • @Mr.Misfortune28
    @Mr.Misfortune28 3 роки тому +3785

    Kermit: “Happy International Woman’s Day!”
    Also Kermit: * *shows cucumber* *
    Edit: I see we all have eyes

  • @Genevathings124
    @Genevathings124 3 роки тому +696

    Are we not gonna talk abt how this kid literally teleported into existence😳 1:20

    • @thesockthief774
      @thesockthief774 3 роки тому +41

      he was like "hey there!" when he did and it sent me flying

    • @burnt9753
      @burnt9753 3 роки тому +12

      Literally everyone including kermit talked about

    • @rigby8320
      @rigby8320 3 роки тому +4

      @@burnt9753 Bossu

    • @burnt9753
      @burnt9753 3 роки тому +2

      @@rigby8320 yes

    • @diarmaid207
      @diarmaid207 3 роки тому +3

      It’s actually really funny there’s a dude that actually discovered it and he was on Omegle just google disappearing Omegle trick

  • @Kernalpanik
    @Kernalpanik 3 роки тому +74

    I dont understand how this dude doesnt break character sometimes

  • @christiangaxiola5323
    @christiangaxiola5323 2 роки тому +5

    The kid who freaked out was adorable lmao

  • @euro60fps39
    @euro60fps39 3 роки тому +247

    Random girl: He got the bbc 😆
    Kermit: I got the bgc 🤣🤣💀

    • @prod.adoreme
      @prod.adoreme 3 роки тому

      You play fortnite and you know what bbc mean only bbc you should know is bbc news

    • @prod.adoreme
      @prod.adoreme 3 роки тому

      Nah jk

    • @euro60fps39
      @euro60fps39 3 роки тому +1

      @@prod.adoreme bouta say 🤣 I only play fortnite when my friend are online because it’s boring without them and I mainly play Minecraft and war zone and some gta

  • @fastwaves0028
    @fastwaves0028 3 роки тому +118

    5:25 "You think I'm scared of an Exacto knife." - Kermit

  • @MellowMarsh85
    @MellowMarsh85 3 роки тому +421

    Kermit: No problem,I got you something
    *shows her his PINGAS*
    Girl: 👁 👁
    U

  • @sobreezygt
    @sobreezygt Рік тому +4

    Kermit: *Apologizes for being rude*
    Also Kermit literally seconds later: “Check this out”
    -Kermit 2021

  • @shrimpony
    @shrimpony 2 роки тому +171

    That was fucking hillarious! Hope there is more of this exact video

  • @muzimoyo2804
    @muzimoyo2804 3 роки тому +45

    "there's six thousand languages out there and you decide to talk sh-"
    😂

  • @emu7280
    @emu7280 3 роки тому +218

    0:04 Closed Captions: crappy international women's Day
    Bruh I-

    • @xxbbluv5619
      @xxbbluv5619 3 роки тому +4

      LMAOAOAOAO

    • @miigusta
      @miigusta 3 роки тому +12

      I mean are they wrong? (For legal reasons I am obligated to state that this infact is a joke)

    • @DaddyShrek
      @DaddyShrek 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @kevinhood7854
      @kevinhood7854 3 роки тому +2

      Captions speaking faxs

    • @GoDUsopp-jy1jd
      @GoDUsopp-jy1jd 3 роки тому

      *h a p p y*

  • @yhorm685
    @yhorm685 3 роки тому +326

    "Hey there!"
    "HEHEHEHEH-" *disconnects*
    "Mnmkay.

  • @Xgil2Play
    @Xgil2Play 2 роки тому +470

    "The worst she could say is no."
    Her: 3:53

  • @moomoothespacecow8978
    @moomoothespacecow8978 3 роки тому +65

    "You think I'm scared of an x-acto knife? Bro I will slap that out your hand and put you in time out. You hear me?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @giehlemanns
    @giehlemanns 2 роки тому +2

    i love the slow acceptance of defeat from the guy with the knife after kermit pushes him around

  • @infinitexp420
    @infinitexp420 3 роки тому +61

    Literally was having an anxiety attack(s) and watching this made me forget that, thank you kermit! ❤️

  • @25Killer
    @25Killer 3 роки тому +101

    "Happy International Women's Day"
    Women: oh thank God, we're safe..

    • @Kirafr0
      @Kirafr0 3 роки тому +13

      “not for long”

  • @migwellm4915
    @migwellm4915 3 роки тому +35

    4:19 *Over 6000 Languages In The World And You Decide To Talk Shit.*

  • @fruitylicous177
    @fruitylicous177 2 роки тому +1

    Kermit no you can not be doing theses actions!!😂😭✋

  • @DefinitelyNotMichael19
    @DefinitelyNotMichael19 3 роки тому +136

    I can't believe his forcing the kid to make another acc to sub to him😂😂, Niiice

  • @fantasizer3517
    @fantasizer3517 3 роки тому +41

    “Oh yeah..... a BGC” 😂😂

  • @Mitsukakex
    @Mitsukakex 3 роки тому +47

    2:37 : " FBI OPEN UP!"