Greg Davies' Name Is TATTOOED On Josh Widdicombe?! | Taskmaster

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  • @LiteDisc
    @LiteDisc 3 роки тому +4945

    "I chaaaaanged it!" One of the most famous lines ever in Taskmaster history for great reasons lmao

    • @matthewpopow6647
      @matthewpopow6647 3 роки тому +388

      I swear, Greg must have felt just a smidgen of horror at first...

    • @mclovin9988
      @mclovin9988 3 роки тому +133

      Its so haunting lmao

    • @Surfboarder4
      @Surfboarder4 3 роки тому +164

      you can tell Greg is really disturbed when she says that

    • @heatherleys
      @heatherleys 3 роки тому +120

      It's Alex's genuine laughter after it that gets me.

    • @debbykoning26
      @debbykoning26 2 роки тому +8

      Love that sentence to!

  • @tateanderson213
    @tateanderson213 3 роки тому +2472

    I want to see a task “get the worst gift for Alex” at some point 😂

    • @colemyst
      @colemyst 3 роки тому +21

      Yes! That would be such a great task.

    • @marycanary86
      @marycanary86 2 роки тому +30

      theyll all bring him a photo of greg XD

    • @sora79531
      @sora79531 2 роки тому +23

      @@marycanary86 for Alex I feel like that’s the BEST gift though

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 2 роки тому +24

      They did a "best gift for your enemy" task in NZ it was great

    • @cosmic_tala
      @cosmic_tala 2 роки тому

      Oh goodness... 😅

  • @cesarrodriguez16
    @cesarrodriguez16 2 роки тому +697

    Twelve seasons later, and nobody’ll ever top little Josh Widdicombe.

    • @Digiimon
      @Digiimon Рік тому +5

      Rhod Gilbert will always be my favorite

    • @washellwash1802
      @washellwash1802 Рік тому +20

      Mike Wozniak's mohawk is a strong contender!

    • @missdamenoir2830
      @missdamenoir2830 4 місяці тому

      Bubba in New Zealand got a tattoo of the other castmates.

  • @LaneyStudios5
    @LaneyStudios5 3 роки тому +1831

    When you think that some of the biggest and most memorable moments from Taskmaster were Josh's tattoo in the first season and Joe's potato in the second it's fair to say that Taskmaster has been peak television from the very start

    • @debran940
      @debran940 3 роки тому +120

      One of the most memorable tasks was Romesh and the watermelon and that was literally the very first one

    • @liamnevilleviolist1809
      @liamnevilleviolist1809 3 роки тому +39

      I loved Joe's potato moment! Pure gold! That, and the realisation he had when trying to build a miniature bridge and said "there's strength in arches...." hahah.

    • @quantummidget
      @quantummidget 3 роки тому +30

      "Please don't take this away from me..."

    • @jeffrey44
      @jeffrey44 3 роки тому +3

      Another way to look at it is it's gone down hill ever since.

    • @LaneyStudios5
      @LaneyStudios5 3 роки тому +19

      @@jeffrey44 each to their own, but I personally feel the show as a whole has only strengthened over time, maybe those moments stand out a lot because we were still able to be shocked by them, whereas we know now the lengths they will go to and the chance that victory can be taken away from someone

  • @JazuJacu
    @JazuJacu 3 роки тому +740

    Just pure brilliance: Greg's reaction to Josh's endeavour is priceless.

  • @greatscott5690
    @greatscott5690 3 роки тому +757

    It’s so wholesome when he genuinely enjoys the prizes 😋

    • @wizardjokes
      @wizardjokes 3 роки тому +2

      You mean the blatant pandering?

    • @adamrobinson6951
      @adamrobinson6951 3 роки тому +50

      @@wizardjokes That's literally the point, and it's amazing

    • @chrism6880
      @chrism6880 Місяць тому

      "STOP BEING NICE!"

  • @Oasisftww
    @Oasisftww 3 роки тому +1423

    Gutted Sean lock will never be on this now :(

    • @inflatablewolfie
      @inflatablewolfie 3 роки тому +77

      Oh god that's horrible news, this morning.. I did not expect to be this saddened by the death of someone I didn't know but I guess I'm just crushed that I won't get to laugh every time he opens his mouth anymore...

    • @jaiwitt5208
      @jaiwitt5208 3 роки тому +13

      Bro I am bawling I had no idea and had to search up wtf happened :( r.i.p

    • @242proPRODUCTUONS
      @242proPRODUCTUONS 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah this sucks, Harry Hill had some great words and we for sure need a best of all time video in memory

    • @pinkkam
      @pinkkam 3 роки тому +10

      me too :( he wouldve been such a gem

    • @_DuxNet
      @_DuxNet 3 роки тому +3

      Damn. You are right...

  • @nicandknacksandseans
    @nicandknacksandseans 2 роки тому +181

    Poor Mark Watson. Telling Greg how long and hard you worked on a task is almost a sure way of doing poorly in that task. I think he made that mistake more than once

  • @danielleforder
    @danielleforder 2 роки тому +73

    what's your name? Greg, Nooo, Yes?
    That will always make me laugh 🤣

  • @Movrings
    @Movrings 3 роки тому +272

    I'm a bit disappointed James' "oh just open it, you pussy!" wasn't included at the beginning 😂

  • @yake222
    @yake222 2 роки тому +84

    The first season and someone got a name tattooed on his foot and someone else became the consultant for all future tasks

    • @BethanyLowe8773
      @BethanyLowe8773 2 роки тому +2

      Excellent point

    • @samthedystopianrat1945
      @samthedystopianrat1945 2 роки тому +13

      Tim Key isn't actually a consultant. That's an inside joke between him and Alex, since they're good friends. Tim and him just go for a drink every year and they call it 'task consultancy'

  • @willisverynice
    @willisverynice 2 роки тому +57

    I realized the prize task with Mel in it had Mel in it before I saw her because I could hear her gasp of anticipation as Alex read the auto queue.

  • @smurfette_blues7922
    @smurfette_blues7922 3 роки тому +238

    I hope they have a gift task in the next series. I miss them

    • @docilecrocodile5981
      @docilecrocodile5981 3 роки тому +2

      there are other versions of taskmaster (taskmaster done by other countries) such as Taskmaster USA or Taskmaster NZ (most like the original)

    • @smurfette_blues7922
      @smurfette_blues7922 3 роки тому +16

      @@docilecrocodile5981 ya ik. I've seen some of the nz version but im honestly too much of a purist to get fully into the other shows

    • @Callhouse
      @Callhouse 2 роки тому +1

      @@docilecrocodile5981 I've seen a few of episodes of the USA and NZ version. The NZ version is honestly not bad but the US version is just awful. Most surprising though was the Finnish version, that's probably the closest to the UK one quality wise.

  • @thatonekidweallknow
    @thatonekidweallknow 3 роки тому +264

    "I hate young people"
    You were a teacher 👀

    • @jamesbutler6253
      @jamesbutler6253 3 роки тому +45

      Yes, and he has said numerous times that he hated teaching. QED.

    • @DesecratedTTV
      @DesecratedTTV 3 роки тому +34

      Yeah, that'll do it lol

    • @shannonhensley2942
      @shannonhensley2942 3 роки тому +3

      Yes you can genuinely hate young people and still be a teacher. He always talked about how he was a shit maths teacher.

    • @thatonekidweallknow
      @thatonekidweallknow 3 роки тому +2

      @@jamesbutler6253 I know that, it just seems like an ironic career choice

    • @JKLoans
      @JKLoans 3 роки тому +2

      You can teach *and* hate young people.

  • @melle7505
    @melle7505 3 роки тому +148

    Gutted you cut out the ‘oh just open the box you p*ssy’ from the first bit by James Acaster

  • @greg5478
    @greg5478 2 роки тому +32

    The Wen gifts are so thoughtful !

  • @mikeolson6749
    @mikeolson6749 3 роки тому +95

    Waking up to the news of Sean Lock R.I.P, I had to google its validity from Canada. Cancer sucks. Can’t wait to see the tribute videos highlighting his career from 8 out of 10 cats countdown and big fat quiz tho. It’ll show his talent and influence of the younger generation.

  • @JosefFerguson
    @JosefFerguson Рік тому +13

    In the future, if anyone asks Josh who Greg is, he can say "that's the prick that made me count beans"

  • @lunasfav6681
    @lunasfav6681 2 роки тому +12

    6:20 did anyone else hope that they would play it.

  • @z.m.stewart1996
    @z.m.stewart1996 6 місяців тому +2

    I love how many levels of disbelief Greg goes through about the tattoo. Seeing the picture of Josh getting the tattoo, but still making him come over and take his shoe off to prove it’s still there, then trying to rub it off with spit, then he still has to ask if it’s real before he believes it! 7:44

  • @poeticserenade
    @poeticserenade Рік тому +4

    Holy shit the taskmaster puzzle thing shows some interesting tidbits. Who tries a puzzle like that? Completing it counter clockwise and throwing out completed bits you may have found for the region you're not currently working on?
    Wow.

  • @bremCZ
    @bremCZ 2 роки тому +34

    It's not a weird loophole. The land register doesn't count small plots like that. All you do by paying one of those sites is buy a £20 certificate.

    • @caileanm2009
      @caileanm2009 2 роки тому +1

      What if you bought like Acre of small plots

    • @bremCZ
      @bremCZ 2 роки тому +4

      @@caileanm2009 Essentially, you can't but if you could, it'd be much cheaper to buy the land whole somewhere. Then, you'd have to live there too. However, it'd be much cheaper to just print yourself a certificate and start calling yourself Laird, seeing as how it's not a legal title and anyone can call themselves that.

  • @youngdolo8
    @youngdolo8 3 роки тому +16

    Season 12 cannot get here soon enough, COME OOOOOONNNN THEN!!!

  • @ladyyuna2000
    @ladyyuna2000 2 роки тому +12

    Love watching Taskmaster and he should have tattooed the last name too. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @winstonsmithsoul
    @winstonsmithsoul 3 роки тому +15

    Greg looks like Rick Mayall and Dave Gilmours lost brother.

    • @zoemarieking
      @zoemarieking 2 роки тому +1

      Rik mayall actually played his dad in Man Down

    • @peterfalconer
      @peterfalconer 2 роки тому +2

      Rhod Gilbert presenting Never Mind The Buzzcocks, I believe, described him as “The Bloated Corpse of Rik Mayall”

  • @ronanmackay2059
    @ronanmackay2059 3 роки тому +26

    Mad how after watching this, I went and got a Lordship too. Lord Mackay here.

    • @mangosteak
      @mangosteak Рік тому +3

      U got scammed :]

    • @swiftlymurmurs
      @swiftlymurmurs Рік тому

      So sorry milord but that "loophole" that gives you the lordship title is not actually recognised by any authority, so you've really only bought yourself a piece of paper

  • @PtolemyJones
    @PtolemyJones 3 роки тому +67

    Broke my heart when they made the episodes no longer available in the US, so much fun.

    • @sabertoothedcapybara
      @sabertoothedcapybara 3 роки тому +12

      yo ho, yo ho....

    • @lilliematthews7922
      @lilliematthews7922 3 роки тому +7

      I’ve watched through half of series 11 from the US. Most of the seasons are available on UA-cam. The rest I found on dailymotion.

    • @drwoo6090
      @drwoo6090 3 роки тому +3

      Get a VPN

    • @PuchuKt
      @PuchuKt 2 роки тому +3

      Get the shittiest VPN, or the opera browser that one come with one

  • @FramesPerSecond
    @FramesPerSecond 2 роки тому +4

    Someone should have brought Durian for the scent prize

  • @DocAcher
    @DocAcher 11 місяців тому

    "What's you name?"
    "Greeeeeg 🥰😚🤭"

  • @Charlie59876
    @Charlie59876 Рік тому +12

    who's here after the established titles was found to be a scam

  • @oscarramage95
    @oscarramage95 Рік тому +2

    300 Baht is about £7, which I’d say is quite expensive for a shitty box that you can’t open, but you can, but you can’t

  • @nehamaw
    @nehamaw 3 роки тому +10

    Love the prize tasks!

  • @sespider
    @sespider 2 місяці тому +1

    It's depressing to look back and see how many gullible people fell for that land scam. And even more depressing when you realize folks are still falling for it and other obvious scams.

  • @iLoveYou4ll
    @iLoveYou4ll Рік тому +2

    7:50 for the tattoo

  • @hysteria2831
    @hysteria2831 2 роки тому +4

    the clip we all came to see is burried in the last 3 seconds with terrible audio

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 3 роки тому +8

    3:17 _Griffiiiith!_

  • @MusicGal672
    @MusicGal672 Рік тому

    Mattie really be out here reorganising his roommates closet meanwhile I go away for a month and my sister won’t even load the dishwasher 😭

  • @meiralifson7255
    @meiralifson7255 2 роки тому +1

    Lâu quá rồi mới nghe anh Đức Phúc hát, thích quá đi thôi.

  • @thebird135
    @thebird135 Рік тому

    Of course it’s the last ten seconds of the video. Well played.

  • @theneck5157
    @theneck5157 3 роки тому +8

    Tattoo haha 😂 fucking brilliant

  • @JBG-AjaxzeMedia
    @JBG-AjaxzeMedia Рік тому +6

    and now that lordship is exposed as a scam

    • @danielboone8435
      @danielboone8435 4 місяці тому +2

      People didn't know that already? I thought it was pretty obvious. What official government organization would keep track of ownership of one square foot of land? The fact that so few memebers of society are able to ask themselves that question is disheartening.

  • @Zurrech
    @Zurrech Рік тому

    It is a bit disturbing that Joe Lycetts Greg chair looks like the Berserk Behelit..

  • @johnhague5155
    @johnhague5155 Рік тому

    Ed don't look happy that he has to drees as Yargo the parrot and take Nish Qbit to dressed as Jafar to se Slipknot.

  • @xanmontes8715
    @xanmontes8715 Рік тому

    Lord Davies? Heavens me...

  • @pufferfish4554
    @pufferfish4554 Рік тому

    So I actually know someone with an OBE. She definitely didn't buy it haha.

  • @johncameron4194
    @johncameron4194 9 місяців тому

    The tattoo

  • @Triscraft
    @Triscraft 3 роки тому +48

    I assume this was before they realized that most of these lordship things are scams and you dont actually end up "owning" any actual land. rather you're giving someone money to "rent" their land.. OR in most cases you're giving someone money to just print a crap bit of paper pretending you own something.

    • @morgansearle3912
      @morgansearle3912 2 роки тому +24

      Physical NFT

    • @PuchuKt
      @PuchuKt 2 роки тому +3

      I thought it was always ironic

    • @themonlight13
      @themonlight13 2 роки тому +2

      ​@@PuchuKt Sadly no. Most sites claim that you get actual land and a offical title but if you go with that to your local gov, they just laught at (Well, most countries at least). Almost always you dont get any land as a ownership-thing and instead you more or less just adopt or sponsor the land. Its still their piece of land. Some sites at least claim they plant a tree on that piece of land and that ist technically a donation. Not sure about that tho.

    • @danniantagonist
      @danniantagonist 2 роки тому

      In-universe, though, he's still a Lord. 😊

  • @jenniferlawrence1372
    @jenniferlawrence1372 3 роки тому +46

    These really make me frustrated with the more recent contestants who, because they couldn't be bothered to watch the show before appearing on it, just bring in whatever they found in their kitchen on the way out the door. These were some really memorable moments. A kebab skewer or venetian mask wasn't good OR funny. Just a waste of time.

    • @supersexygal01
      @supersexygal01 2 роки тому +2

      Bloody hell I thought I was the only one who thought that!!! Lol

  • @James_AC
    @James_AC 3 роки тому +31

    We need a video with all of Sean's best moments! R.I.P to a true legend. Thoughts are with his family and friends. 💔

    • @secretforreddit
      @secretforreddit 3 роки тому +14

      Sadly, Sean was never on Taskmaster :(

    • @SakaNaomi
      @SakaNaomi 3 роки тому +2

      What?

    • @secretforreddit
      @secretforreddit 3 роки тому +2

      @@SakaNaomi Sean Lock passed away from cancer a few days ago. RIP to one of the greats.

  • @scottrindal7859
    @scottrindal7859 3 роки тому +4

    now if the tattoo has been on his bottom........

  • @some_random_account7989
    @some_random_account7989 3 роки тому +2

    Where can i watch taskmaster in the U.S??

    • @wizardjokes
      @wizardjokes 3 роки тому +1

      All episodes are available on UA-cam in full on the official Taskmaster channel as soon as they air

  • @dpong8928
    @dpong8928 2 роки тому +3

    3:00 People who's mother tongue isnt English: But you just gave him a sinlge cold wem? Sees the record , oooooooh...

  • @sufirodger
    @sufirodger 2 роки тому

    I CHANGED IT!

  • @jasonalmy1872
    @jasonalmy1872 Рік тому +3

    Oh I really wanted Greg to give Josh NO POINTS for that and just bust his chops about it. I thought that would have been awesome. Was still great as is though! 😂😂

  • @AleGrigis
    @AleGrigis 3 роки тому +3

    ....or IS IT?

  • @petgoose32
    @petgoose32 3 роки тому +9

    Why did you mirror all the faces on the thumbnail but didn't mirror the foot itself? :(
    It's... umm... weird?

    • @MrLarry
      @MrLarry 3 роки тому +19

      Well the foot isn’t mirrored because then the text would be backwards

    • @petgoose32
      @petgoose32 3 роки тому +6

      @@MrLarry *G E R G*

    • @mrfocigaz4942
      @mrfocigaz4942 3 роки тому +7

      @@petgoose32 ӘƎЯӘ

    • @TheDrugOfTheNation
      @TheDrugOfTheNation 3 роки тому +6

      Faces are always flipped on things like magazine covers so they face the centre. Looking the other way looks weird.

    • @MrLarry
      @MrLarry 3 роки тому +6

      It’s all to do with keeping all the elements of the thumbnail visible. They wanted to include Greg, Joe, Katherine, Josh, and the tattoo, and technically they could have done the same layout, reversed, without mirroring the images. However, they always have the Channel 4 logo in that position, so if Greg was there his face would be covered. They also always have a caption on the left hand side, and while the size and position is allowed to be altered, there isn’t a way to do it that doesn’t involve covering at least one of the others. This is a neat layout that nicely frames the tattoo and fits the required branding, and I don’t think they could have made as clean an image without flipping the photos

  • @willisverynice
    @willisverynice 2 роки тому +4

    Even if they were allowed to play the mosquito you disperser, UA-cam videos don’t use frequencies high enough for us to hear it here.

    • @SJKM
      @SJKM 2 роки тому

      No but we'd get to see the audience reaction. 😎

  • @namesurname424
    @namesurname424 3 роки тому +2

    D… picks again

  • @iainballas
    @iainballas Рік тому +2

    It's now painful to watch the lordship titles thing lmao

  • @johncameron4194
    @johncameron4194 2 роки тому

    🤣

  • @NerdburgChannel
    @NerdburgChannel 3 роки тому +9

    Ahh, memories of the show when it was on Dave and still good.

    • @LiteDisc
      @LiteDisc 3 роки тому +17

      ? 10 and 11 have had two of the best casts the show has ever seen lmao

    • @PJArne15
      @PJArne15 3 роки тому +12

      @@LiteDisc Wozniak is a hero

    • @maxgrieve
      @maxgrieve 3 роки тому +5

      At least when it was on Dave, the clips UKTV posted on UA-cam had decent titles - you got exactly what it said on the tin, no more and no less. Channel 4 really love their 'Josh has Greg's name tattooed on his foot (plus a bunch of other random clips to bulk out the runtime, oh god please watch our content)' titles. It got old quickly with Cats Does Countdown clips, it's already got old with Taskmaster.

  • @johnhague5155
    @johnhague5155 Рік тому +1

    You do know Greg that under new organ donation rules that tat on Zippys ups Yoshys foot, you can chop it off and take it home. That would actually mean he has a right to present on the last leg as his comedy skills say he shouldn't be on that show. Oh should a miricle of curiouser appeared Aisling if you know what I mean. You need to understan ownership under new rules of the nation.

  • @Gunbudder
    @Gunbudder 2 роки тому

    what is this, a rip off of channel 5?

  • @NinjaOnANinja
    @NinjaOnANinja 2 роки тому

    I hate tv like this. It's a curse.

    • @SJKM
      @SJKM 2 роки тому

      Have you watched it or just the clips?