How Minecraft Was Beaten While Standing Still (For real this time)

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  • Опубліковано 14 лип 2021
  • The Minecraft community has seen people beat the game with no items. Without this. And without that. But a relatively unknown gamer would beat the game, while standing still. No boats, no pigs, no nothing. Just standing still. The dragon was still no match. Here's how it happened.
    Crafterdark: / crafterdark
    Original run: • Beating Minecraft with...
    Song list: pastebin.com/0ixEXL7c
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  • @Tiquannn
    @Tiquannn 2 роки тому +3073

    I've beaten the game while sitting still multiple times, never while standing though. Rather impressive.

  • @jacobmosier3816
    @jacobmosier3816 2 роки тому +738

    what the game wants Crafterdark to do: Press 'E' to open your inventory.
    what Crafterdark does:

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 2 роки тому +2454

    I love the unprofessional look of this channel and just the overall feel of it. Amazing video.

    • @lavque
      @lavque 2 роки тому +87

      thats what makes igblon so entertaining to watch

    • @alectheamazing
      @alectheamazing 2 роки тому +11

      Ye LOL

    • @BarraIhsan
      @BarraIhsan 2 роки тому +39

      ikr. I remember watching like a shit channel with the same voice like that and I don't like it. But this one, I feel somehow enjoy it

    • @RattersDead
      @RattersDead 2 роки тому +13

      how many pixels does it take to craft a ian

    • @Jake-fd4rf
      @Jake-fd4rf 2 роки тому

      ikr

  • @dampseeker
    @dampseeker 2 роки тому +287

    ah yes, the 1.5.2 mobs, the drowned, the evoker, the hoglin, thephantom, the piglin brute, the pillager, the ravager, the ravager jockey, and the shulker

  • @Ktotokroto
    @Ktotokroto 2 роки тому +365

    When he called 1.5.2 a very early version, i felt that.

    • @chonchjohnch
      @chonchjohnch 2 роки тому +32

      I remember waiting eagerly for 1.5 because I loved redstone and couldn’t run snapshots

    • @lap4162
      @lap4162 2 роки тому +34

      @@chonchjohnch 1.5.2 was my first version of minecraft so i have a special place for it in my heart lol

    • @slybesker
      @slybesker 2 роки тому +1

      @@lap4162 same)

    • @EmbeddedWithin
      @EmbeddedWithin 2 роки тому +1

      (emas paL@

    • @teslainvestah5003
      @teslainvestah5003 2 роки тому +3

      @@lap4162 1.5 was the first update that I remember getting. I joined in 1.3, but never noticed the pretty scary update because I played only in peaceful mode survival back then. 1.5 was one of the best updates in the game's history I think.

  • @Sorrelhas
    @Sorrelhas 2 роки тому +348

    The idea of traveling to different timelines and messing with them to achieve a specific goal is really cool

  • @megadonkeykong5774
    @megadonkeykong5774 2 роки тому +1093

    this has to be the dumbest and most epic thing ive ever seen

    • @guillaume5313
      @guillaume5313 2 роки тому +7

      The editing style is really avant-garde I love it

    • @uninable
      @uninable 2 роки тому +7

      next thing you know he'll beat minecraft just by turning on his pc

    • @vii-ka
      @vii-ka 2 роки тому +5

      beating minecraft by flipping a coin

    • @funnydogmeme
      @funnydogmeme 2 роки тому +1

      same lmao

    • @blocc0
      @blocc0 2 роки тому +1

      @@vii-ka thats easy just make a macro turn on that repeats what he did to beat minecraft while standing still when you flip a coin

  • @mkontent
    @mkontent 2 роки тому +641

    I like your editing style. Looks no-effort (and can probably be made so with the right tools), but actually does take effort and does the job

    • @ivenalanko2462
      @ivenalanko2462 2 роки тому +34

      it's also very funny imo lool

    • @dabmwlawnmower8089
      @dabmwlawnmower8089 2 роки тому +58

      it almost seems like it’s mocking low effort stuff by using its style but using it with a lot more effort

    • @onetwentyeight128
      @onetwentyeight128 2 роки тому +28

      it just fits our humor, in my opinion

    • @mkontent
      @mkontent 2 роки тому +21

      Let me elaborate further. I think modern editing styles with people using After Effects for everything visual are just... Sure, it looks cool, but most of that effort goes unnoticed and barely does anything for comprehension.
      So I like seeing whenever people make do with simpler tools while still delivering on informational and entertainment aspects.
      And you went one step further than that: you took day-to-day tools available to everyone (Paint, lol) and then applied creativity to the presentation.

    • @onetwentyeight128
      @onetwentyeight128 2 роки тому +12

      @@mkontent agree, it shows how creative this guy is without next level editing program

  • @pokeballer7627
    @pokeballer7627 2 роки тому +457

    I cant hear this computer voice without hearing Igblons voice.

  • @BrooklynHalo
    @BrooklynHalo 2 роки тому +235

    so youre telling me that I cant even beat the game moving, but this guy can do it without moving???

    • @jmooroof1769
      @jmooroof1769 2 роки тому +17

      next somebody will beat Minecraft without playing

    • @blendyboi5023
      @blendyboi5023 2 роки тому +17

      @@jmooroof1769 on my way

    • @grillygrilly
      @grillygrilly 2 роки тому +2

      Same. I never manage to find an endportal.

    • @The-blackghost36
      @The-blackghost36 2 роки тому +13

      @@jmooroof1769 procceeds to beat the kid named Minecraft

    • @garfield2804
      @garfield2804 2 роки тому

      @@jmooroof1769 someone already did

  • @rhaven090
    @rhaven090 2 роки тому +90

    Crafterdark time traveling through different minecraft versions to save his own timeline.

  • @aztro8323
    @aztro8323 2 роки тому +166

    For those who don’t know what *short* or *float* variables are, they are different ways of storing data. All that you need to know is that a *short* variable stores significantly less data than a *float* type variable.

    • @commander3494
      @commander3494 2 роки тому +5

      and they both store numbers

    • @poollovernathan
      @poollovernathan 2 роки тому +4

      shorts can only store integers from 0-65535, and floats can store decimals up to a very large number.

    • @akanoxy391
      @akanoxy391 2 роки тому +1

      @@agmass I’d be concerned if you store string in a shirt

    • @gobbyAU
      @gobbyAU 2 роки тому +1

      that isn't relevant whatsoever

    • @akanoxy391
      @akanoxy391 2 роки тому +2

      @@gobbyAU yes it is

  • @bsharpmajorscale
    @bsharpmajorscale 2 роки тому +37

    "Data Fixer": kills everything. That sounds about right.

  • @RugnirSvenstarr
    @RugnirSvenstarr 2 роки тому +54

    Surreal to hear 1.5.2 be described as a "very early version". I feel old....

    • @JustJory
      @JustJory 9 місяців тому

      I started on 1.0.0 :(

  • @arifps.
    @arifps. 2 роки тому +32

    literally played this game for 11 years. Still have not beaten the game once, let alone without inputs

    • @esajpsasipes2822
      @esajpsasipes2822 2 роки тому

      I have beaten it with a friend on a modded server, does that count?
      Also beating it with this method is probably simpler, but it’s not default settings

  • @memekeeper-gaming3552
    @memekeeper-gaming3552 2 роки тому +20

    "Oh boy I sure love minecraft. You know what I'm gonna do? Try my hardest to not play minecraft."

    • @The_WhitePencil
      @The_WhitePencil 2 роки тому +5

      Speedrunners spend hours of their time trying their hardest to play the game a little as possible.

  • @-ZH
    @-ZH 2 роки тому +51

    Oh, I read the title as “while still standing”.
    That one makes much more sense.

  • @meowBlitz
    @meowBlitz 2 роки тому +45

    I love how Geometry Dash is at the beginning

  • @UnnamedReisS
    @UnnamedReisS 2 роки тому +55

    I still cant believe that a community finds a way to do everything with communicating and sharing the glitches/bugs.props to these guys tho they turned a joke into reality!

  • @zachw566
    @zachw566 2 роки тому +16

    I really love the glitches and intricacies of how different Minecraft versions go together

  • @Catsrnice_
    @Catsrnice_ 2 роки тому +14

    Thats a great timeline explanation thing. Explaining time travel would be so much easier with that format

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Рік тому +2

    Imagine being a wholeass dragon that rules undisputed as the monarch of an entropy-ravaged world, and getting defeated by someone in a vegetated state through a series of time paradoxes.

  • @baakshii
    @baakshii 2 роки тому +10

    the definition of "gg ez"

  • @WeirdBrainGoo
    @WeirdBrainGoo 2 роки тому +5

    I like the editing with the stock photos and footage and the dry humor. It feels like you've found your own unique style.

  • @GoranMz
    @GoranMz 2 роки тому +32

    The fact that there is people that think this much for the game… i just play normally.

    • @appledash4141
      @appledash4141 2 роки тому +1

      They already did that's why they cam think of this

  • @RandomnessMusician
    @RandomnessMusician 2 роки тому +33

    Alternative Title: Beating Minecraft as a statue

  • @canulibear
    @canulibear 2 роки тому +11

    I like how the banana animates the united arab emirates to game is beaten while standing still and hacking into notch's pc

  • @bartekT2P
    @bartekT2P 2 роки тому +7

    Your editing is soo good I wish I could do something like that lol. That was an another amazing video keep up the amazing content.

  • @superdude3112
    @superdude3112 2 роки тому +12

    I remember the pre 1.9 portal

  • @justblueberri3s450
    @justblueberri3s450 2 роки тому +4

    I will never let someone say “While standing still ever again.”

  • @anawesomepet
    @anawesomepet 2 роки тому +10

    I hope that we will eventually be able to beat the ender dragon (set seed) while only staying in the block that you spawned in.

    • @blueberry1c2
      @blueberry1c2 2 роки тому

      As far as I know it's impossible for a stronghold to generate anywhere near spawn chunks, because I guess the player finding it on their first mining adventure is bad. This might be different in other versions though

  • @pengun835
    @pengun835 2 роки тому +4

    holy shit
    i was thinking just last night about how cool it would be if there was a run where you somehow wrong warp to the end and dont even enter the end portal block. this is a whole nother level jesus christ

  • @razer1158
    @razer1158 2 роки тому +6

    I wasn’t expecting at all to see a Nexus video over here!

  • @hamza-cm7fg
    @hamza-cm7fg 2 роки тому +6

    Only reason I watch this is because it’s litteraly 21st century humor good job igblon you’ve cracked the code

  • @krayte5120
    @krayte5120 2 роки тому +1

    man omae wa mou'd the dragon through multiple parallel universes, a move that we simply couldn't follow with our eyes making it look like he stood still

  • @samdabugg
    @samdabugg 2 роки тому +4

    whoah, luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing, in minecraft? impressive, luigi

  • @raskolnikov3
    @raskolnikov3 2 роки тому

    thank you for link to crafterdark in the description !!!11!

  • @swisherodocus314
    @swisherodocus314 2 роки тому +4

    Among us casually chilling as the 7th most played game of all time just from 2020

  • @bagelnine9
    @bagelnine9 2 роки тому +1

    (11:05) Finally, Alt+F4 is used for something other than a prank!

  • @matthewmedina3461
    @matthewmedina3461 2 роки тому

    Damn that ninja tuna music really brought me back to the 2000s where it was one of the only windows built in songs to play

  • @Febo2310
    @Febo2310 2 роки тому

    Im very much happy for the upload thank you

  • @cynotic616
    @cynotic616 2 роки тому +2

    These videos are amazing you can make 10 hours of this and it'll feel like 30 mins.

  • @Lettuce1
    @Lettuce1 2 роки тому +4

    I have another way to beat the game without inputs. Simply set up a multiplayer server and get your friend to do everything. Best part is that you do not need a superflat world, this is possible even in an infinite world.

    • @aeighti3ee114
      @aeighti3ee114 2 роки тому

      theres still inputs though

    • @Lettuce1
      @Lettuce1 2 роки тому

      @@aeighti3ee114 not on your end

  • @GGio66
    @GGio66 2 роки тому +2

    He goes by Lotsofnames, Notalotofnames, Somenames, Names

  • @samdabugg
    @samdabugg 2 роки тому +2

    nobody:
    end portals: *come, this is no place to die*

  • @realfishscience7842
    @realfishscience7842 Рік тому +1

    “The ender dragon is one of the most 12 bosses in all of the gaming” has got to go on a plaque somewhere

  • @ienjoyoranges
    @ienjoyoranges 2 роки тому

    that was actually PRETTY INTERESTING!
    also gud job

  • @pearcyjackson280
    @pearcyjackson280 2 роки тому

    Excellent song choice! Kalimba is such a banger.

  • @personpacman7439
    @personpacman7439 2 роки тому +6

    Man these intros are fucking AMAZING
    Keep it up dude

  • @lucas-oq5vz
    @lucas-oq5vz 2 роки тому

    love the stock photos

  • @StarClay666
    @StarClay666 2 роки тому

    That idea at the end is the most Crafterdark idea I have seen.

  • @DeadlyInsaan
    @DeadlyInsaan 2 роки тому

    I like that you put windows 7 song ninja tuna in it :D

  • @notaviking2475
    @notaviking2475 2 роки тому +2

    yo this man makes high quality gaming documentaries and hands it to us for free on a silver plater

  • @tinkernovell
    @tinkernovell 2 роки тому +2

    Take a shot everytime he says “standing still”

  • @raz0rblade06
    @raz0rblade06 2 роки тому +2

    Luigi beats Minecraft by doing absolutely nothing

  • @gsauceprimary9363
    @gsauceprimary9363 2 роки тому

    i love your use of the C418 soundtracks and songs. fits very well in your videos!

  • @SaintMorselGrand
    @SaintMorselGrand 2 роки тому +3

    >and a new ender dragon spawned
    PFFF this is just so stupid it made me laugh, imagine dudes reaction while running towards the portal and just barely misses it with a “surprise mf” LMAO

  • @Kevinrich-tn9zx
    @Kevinrich-tn9zx 2 роки тому +3

    I alr know this gonna be a banger

    • @dunmo9582
      @dunmo9582 2 роки тому +4

      @Some dumb guy you are indeed dumb for judging people by what game they play

    • @silent8335
      @silent8335 2 роки тому

      @Some dumb guy your name is very accurate

  • @mrfatratera3778
    @mrfatratera3778 2 роки тому

    I remember watching the theoretical video about this a few weeks ago I never thought someone actually did it (because in the theoretical video he said it would take years)

  • @Aetherionyx5
    @Aetherionyx5 2 роки тому

    Ender Dragon exists
    Crafterdark: I'm about to ruin this whole man's career

  • @04-jayeshkumargupta8
    @04-jayeshkumargupta8 2 роки тому +1

    This man really goes by a lot of names

  • @bubbaloobub3592
    @bubbaloobub3592 2 роки тому +1

    Finally minecraft without playing minecraft

  • @Ikebot
    @Ikebot 2 роки тому +1

    "Please hit the subscribe button an odd amount of times"
    People who are already subscribed: "You have made a fatal error"

  • @allyme4117
    @allyme4117 2 роки тому +3

    He's insane! what a madlad.

  • @danielwang2405
    @danielwang2405 2 роки тому

    the editing is actually funni imo

  • @thedoggod7737
    @thedoggod7737 2 роки тому

    Ay yo i was wondering where you have gone and i realised ive been watching your videos without realising

  • @xreverse_f1ash
    @xreverse_f1ash Рік тому

    bro the look on the ender dragon's face when it starts charging at him just makes this so hilarious 🤣

  • @therealpuzzlecube3123
    @therealpuzzlecube3123 2 роки тому +2

    Crafterdark (Luigi) beats Minecraft by doing absolutely nothing

  • @emily7969
    @emily7969 2 роки тому

    Next in minecraft: beating minecraft without opening the world

  • @spyr0guy
    @spyr0guy 2 роки тому

    The only more extreme minecraft challenge run would be to beat minecraft without launching it

  • @josephvictory9536
    @josephvictory9536 2 роки тому +1

    Taking "the only way to beat the game is by quitting" to another level

  • @SophieMerau
    @SophieMerau 2 роки тому +1

    This is insane

  • @mslove102lmj
    @mslove102lmj 2 роки тому

    Your too good the 51 days now this?? How just how

  • @kxich_a
    @kxich_a 2 роки тому

    the dragon sent too much packets

  • @lazarehouot1142
    @lazarehouot1142 2 роки тому

    Ok thats some good music choice

  • @codingidiot6754
    @codingidiot6754 2 роки тому +1

    this guy could be like 10 years old and we wouldnt know

  • @CasuallyShadow
    @CasuallyShadow Рік тому +1

    Egg-Sit Portal

  • @hexagon8899
    @hexagon8899 2 роки тому

    anyone else remember leaving and rejoining a world to get to the surface??

  • @Dupical
    @Dupical 2 роки тому

    youtube didnt put this in the reccomended even tho i subbed and have notis jsyk

  • @kyliecatmeow
    @kyliecatmeow 2 роки тому

    Wow my 1.5 world is still on my computer and it has been almost 3 years and 1.9.1 has come out. I just entered the End before I left. I hope to have a great battle with the Ender Dragon now that the world jumps straight to 1.9

  • @slimekid_2708
    @slimekid_2708 2 роки тому

    That one guy who disliked this video "some people just like to watch the world burn"

  • @EZClip
    @EZClip 2 роки тому +1

    Now this is TRUE power!

  • @blackimbreon9451
    @blackimbreon9451 2 роки тому +7

    If you press alt f4 then you can perform this crazy glitch that allows you to beat the game without moving

    • @msaocer
      @msaocer 2 роки тому +1

      Omg it actually worked! Thank you so much

    • @msaocer
      @msaocer 2 роки тому +1

      Everyone should try it it's so cool

    • @silent8335
      @silent8335 2 роки тому

      @@msaocerit worked for me :0

  • @xxcrankflipxx716
    @xxcrankflipxx716 2 роки тому +2

    Nothing like paying for a game and playing the settings :D

  • @Smthn_Wicked
    @Smthn_Wicked 2 роки тому

    5:07 RIP to the enderman

  • @nanotrix410
    @nanotrix410 2 роки тому

    Great vid

  • @ardsam6922
    @ardsam6922 2 роки тому +1

    "Beating the game using only the alt and f4 keys"

  • @fxfville5294
    @fxfville5294 2 роки тому +1

    default win7 music playing in background lmao

  • @Laerade
    @Laerade 2 роки тому

    This is history

  • @peculiarinationsstuff7063
    @peculiarinationsstuff7063 2 роки тому +11

    Drinking game: Drink a glass of beer everytime he says "standing still"

  • @SkylarsTerribleMemes
    @SkylarsTerribleMemes 2 роки тому +1

    luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing

  • @thefastmeow
    @thefastmeow 2 роки тому

    1:20 god damn the nostalga

  • @miki200_9
    @miki200_9 2 роки тому

    12:56
    IT dosen't think its Just air, otherwise it would completly ignore it whole generating the world, instead, non-solids are non-full block (ex. Slabs) transparent block (ex. Glass) or block you can go trough (ex. Portal block)

  • @Koblac
    @Koblac 2 роки тому +1

    oh you got nexus gd gameplay (player vs creator) for the intro

  • @TARRSS
    @TARRSS 2 роки тому

    1:20 Damn that song

  • @jackulousb6336
    @jackulousb6336 2 роки тому

    song at 1:20 "ninja tuna" by mr. scruff

  • @KueeMCSR
    @KueeMCSR 2 роки тому

    Inspirational

  • @justinparry5197
    @justinparry5197 2 роки тому

    Those cards up his sleeve killed me 🤣🤣

  • @ixnoah
    @ixnoah 2 роки тому +1

    Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing.

  • @wowz9061
    @wowz9061 2 роки тому

    "Usually when you think of a boss, you think you would need to actually put in effort to kill it, but not if you're fighting Golem" XD