Are you serious? Everyone takes the piss out of Britain, all of the time, because you are plumbing ever greater depths of fucking up everything you have, constantly. When it seems like you people have finally reached the very zenith of incompetence, you somehow find new and innovative means to get worse.
Pretty much so. He'll say anything. Apparently this is how today's Itv lunchtime news went. Alistair Stewart, Nina Nana spoke to Boris Johnson today to ask him the latest on when schools will be reopening. Here's what he said Nina Nana: Mr Johnson, when can students return to school. Boris: Schools will be opening , uummmm bbbbeeeemm raaaaa cream of tomato. We will hopefully be trying to.... RRRAAAMMBBBB CCCR get students back in September. Fffffaas dddddass that's the plan. Oven ready meal. Nina Nana: So will schools be different from September Mr Johnson Boris: Well we will be.... Rrrraaaa nnnnnaaa ttttta, tomato and basil soup. Schools are like restaurant doors, they open, they close, they have glass, door handles, we've got an oven ready meal, put it in the microwave, reheat the registers. Teachers are like Doritos in a bowl, cheesy and lovely. Nina Nana : No further questions Mr Johnson Well I hope the message from the prime minister has made things more clearer. If not, don't head to the Itv News website as we wont be putting it on there. Ignore it all together. Nina Nana ITV News no man's land.
@@thegoblininyourcloset699 I'm so sorry, I was the same when reading it back. 😂😂 And then the news at ten went like this. Katie Derham spoke to him Katie:Mr Johnson, will schools be reopening in 2 weeks Boris: Well, CCCCff , TTTTaarr, hopefully yes, jjjjaaaarrrr, chicken nuggets , that is the aaaaaiimmm, rraaar McChicken sandwich. Katie: What are the plans when they do reopen. Boris: I've ssssaaaaaaa out a cccccccllleeee plan on how ooooooaasss, salt and vinegar crisps, to mmmmonnnittor them. Ham and cheese toastie. Katie: prime minister thankyou very much for your time. When I hope that's helped. Katie Derham Itv news, boris Johnson's living room
Welcome to the world of politics. Where a straight answer is guaranteed to wreck your career, telling the truth is an anomaly, and the more stupid you are, the more successful.
He doesn't live in reality! Nor do the rest of the cabinet! They're all so far removed from every day life they have zero chance of relating to the vast majority of the electorate
Seriously we already have it bad enough with all the shit going on I want to live to get out of my teen years, I'm 2 years off please, no giving ideas, ww3 is round the f**king corner, and a plague is sticking down mankind with all of its hatred, stay silent. Please for the sake of the GOOD people of the planet
Its amazing how Left wing you all are. You don't even look at numbers Ethier you just think oh Donald Trump's rich he is selfish When in fact he just gave 400 billion to the poor neighborhood community of which are 97 percent black. I seriously didn't even smile watching this must be the worst comedian I've ever wayched
@@Legend-vt8kx Not really though, some actually know about food, the kitchen nightmare part is usually because of clueless boss, terrible kitchen conditions and bad management
Remember remain and how they lied about every UK household being down £1,400 when we leave. Yo probably don't even know about it, can't imagine the BBC telling you.
@@simonrodgers2375 Remember how the UK is still in the transition period and so still has access to the benefits of EU membership for another 4 months?
@@simonrodgers2375 And that BS has less than nothing to do with your original statement. Either answer what I said or start a new topic for people to demolish.
@HR H Like father, like son, It was the mexican immigrants to "black lives matter" now If you go to me I tell you this is some KKK business Trump has on his hands!
Yeah, low-skilled doesn't mean unimportant. The work is low skilled due to the lack of skill required to work it. It's not insulting to the job or the employee. It is what it is.
Edward Roberts-Gant I mean in my opinion it takes quite a lot of skill and willpower to work as a carer, probably a job that I would say most of us would struggle and wouldn’t want to do. I think if I was a carer, it would sting a little to be told I wasn’t skilled😂 but yeah I do see a little bit where you’re coming from.
At the end of the day low skilled means you don't have any skills on your CV before you go into the job and you get the job. I work in retail as it's my first job, I joined at 16 with no skills/qualifications and I'm at uni along side it to become a teacher which is a skilled job as I need 2 degrees to become one.
@@edwardroberts-gant3584 low skilled workers are those earning below £25,600 (as per Mrs Patel) and in some instances around £20'000 for where the UK has shortages. Many starting salaries in the NHS are below £25,600 for nurses etc, same with teaching and other professions. Personally, I wouldn't call them low skilled at all.
@@sorrelis5992 this is the definition I was working off “Low-skilled” can refer to people with few formal qualifications, people working in jobs that do not require such qualifications, or people working in low-wage positions regardless of their own educational background." So I guess we're both right.
Catty Cat because the whole thing is nothing but a excuse for the rich to cook their books increasing there own wealth while reducing the rest of the countries wealth. His handlers have probably told him remember Johnson this is all so we can cook the numbers and he's heard cook and thought mmm food
@Jonto Toronto Last time I checked, Europe is the home of Europeans. Brexit now makes it harder for those people to work and live in Britain, and inversely easier for everyone else. www.google.ie/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/business/live/2018/nov/13/deadline-italy-2019-budget-uk-unemployment-markets-business-live
Northy yeah. I mean, we might have actually had a good chance at keeping a lot of those dead old people alive. Heaven forbid you didn’t get to profit from their deaths.
@@sahhull Corbyn, you mean the man who called for lockdown weeks before boris? the man who would have given the NHS the funding for PPE as soon as he got in in december. Edit : If you're still replying to me mad 3 months later your life is irrelevant.
15 hours later: "and, and then your retinas will be as scrambled as eggs, with some peppers, and, and-" "Mr johnson, I just want to know if we can trust you"
Helen Sieben you’re missing one, there are three trumps running countries at the moment. Jair Bolsonaro the president of Brazil is a flaming idiot as well.
“So you how are you going to stop the transmission of the virus, Boris?” “Well if you look at the quantum physics of Einstein‘s discoveries and and and and uh and uh uh and the and the the uh the newton physics and and uh and uh ve-veGAN.”
The thing is though, and I’m not trying to defend Boris here, but do you not think the reason for him speaking with such complexity and using a bunch of metaphors is because he is actually very intelligent, but as a result struggles to communicate in a ‘normal’ way?
Or elect a man who near instantly into his role has to figure out how to save a country from economical destruction from a virus we didn’t anticipate. And yet has done a better job than Corbyn could because he’s busy saving our money than giving it to his terrorist pals in the Middle East
"Hello, Boris is the name. Oh look, a small child..." *kick* 1:44 And yet my favourite recipe for home made chocolate brownies involves putting it in the microwave.
My Albanian nan who doesn't speak English saw a photo of him on tv and asked us "who is this idiot with weird hair" the look on her face when we told her
@@L1am21 slow down there. You think the Germans have sole rights to inacting Genocides on the world??? GB were carrying that out long before the Germans. Sadly, the Germans just improved it. Also thank the Russians and the Americans that you are still speaking English.
I've seen this more than ten times and I will be forever grateful for Russell for making me laugh and understand how this country is run and lead by an immature child.. Seriously can't get enough of this... Thanks Russ 😂
Everytime I see Boris just takes me back to the time he tried to zip wire across the london eye when he was mayor of London. while waving 2 small british flags he got stuck and dangled there awkwardly still waving the flags.
Whenever i see Boris my first thought always is "oh look it's that bootleg version of trump." Edit: Why is my first ever popular comment have to be about Boris Johnson? XD
I think he's secretly a robot that someone left out in the rain and is now short circuiting. Either that or an entitled upper class bellend with no foresight, empathy or intellectual ability.
Thank god your all here because now we have the answers to every question and every situation. If only the priminister would call you all he could go on holiday and just chill 🤔🤔😁😂😂
But yet, know one says anything about Jeremy Corbyn £500 million pound bus. Turns out they were both bull shitting to the public. Never trust any politician.
@@attempting-piano when Obama was campaigning to become president a man of ethnic origin was asked if he would vote for Obama and the man said doesn't matter who you vote for you still get the government. This shocked the interviewer which was nice to see
@Nath Krishna so does the population! Which is why the budget SHOULD go up every year! What they don't tell you is what was cut PRIOR to the cash injection! Take, for example the Health and Safety Executive! Google and see what increase has been given to them and what was taken off then over the last 10 years! What we need to see when nhs spending figures are quoted is the amount PER CAPITA. And a comparison with years past. These buggers fudge the figures every time to make it look good when in reality they are only giving back a small proportion of what they took off over the last 10 years! NEVER trust a Tory! Read private eye if you want some hard facts and not the mainstream press, who are mostly run by right wing billionaires who don't even live, or pay taxes, in this country! Britain in case you didn't know is the number one facilitator, in the world, for tax evasion! Great Britain my a**e! Great if you're wealthy!
i find it so difficult to listen to him, with all of his "em, well, em, ah , well, blu, lun lin bnjokin ;okhoik emm, well, em smlhjhounnel houij dlhuoiul hjoeihnjghlh o [- if you see what i erm, well mean?" i don't understand political speaking!!
“Me I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. It’s the honest ones you have to watch out for. Because you’ll never know when they do something utterly…. Stupid…” - That woman probably
Unknown User Boris Johnson is pro choice, pro gay marriage, supports gun control and socialised healthcare and has promised not to cut corporation tax, not like trump at all.
@@abcdefghijklmno3764 u maybe unaware that the tory party is currently an extreme right wing party all the moderates (middle-right aka majority) got thrown out or quit the party Even life long tory voters like my nan couldnt bring themselves to vote tory last year. had it not been for the issue of brexit, the tories wouldnt have won the GE
The majority probably didn’t vote for Boris but were just sick and tired of Brexit. I don’t know anyone who thought he’d be good. All the people I know who voted conservative just wanted Brexit to be over.
He saw trump and realized nobody has taken the piss out of Britain in a while.
He saw Trump and thought... if I wore my hair like this it will be taking the piss....
😆😆😆😆😆
People talk shit about Britain literally all the time in Europe and America where have you people been?
Are you serious? Everyone takes the piss out of Britain, all of the time, because you are plumbing ever greater depths of fucking up everything you have, constantly. When it seems like you people have finally reached the very zenith of incompetence, you somehow find new and innovative means to get worse.
R Soul it’s what we do best
Boris is like me trying to stretch out an English essay
Yes I do that as well and I consider myself a professional bullsh*tter
He is just me in general they say I'm a mix of every politician but with the banter and iq of Jay from the Inbetweeners
K C A classic comment!
Obviously he's gran dad's turkish you mongrel
@@mahmoodiqbal6666 what's that got to do with the fact he's a fool?
“Just add water, stir in pot”. So what Boris is saying is that we need to get the British people drunk and high.
Pretty much so. He'll say anything. Apparently this is how today's Itv lunchtime news went.
Alistair Stewart, Nina Nana spoke to Boris Johnson today to ask him the latest on when schools will be reopening.
Here's what he said
Nina Nana: Mr Johnson, when can students return to school.
Boris: Schools will be opening , uummmm bbbbeeeemm raaaaa cream of tomato. We will hopefully be trying to.... RRRAAAMMBBBB CCCR get students back in September. Fffffaas dddddass that's the plan. Oven ready meal.
Nina Nana: So will schools be different from September Mr Johnson
Boris: Well we will be.... Rrrraaaa nnnnnaaa ttttta, tomato and basil soup. Schools are like restaurant doors, they open, they close, they have glass, door handles, we've got an oven ready meal, put it in the microwave, reheat the registers.
Teachers are like Doritos in a bowl, cheesy and lovely.
Nina Nana : No further questions Mr Johnson
Well I hope the message from the prime minister has made things more clearer. If not, don't head to the Itv News website as we wont be putting it on there. Ignore it all together.
Nina Nana ITV News no man's land.
@@rorymckernan8502 This made me laugh far too much
@@thegoblininyourcloset699 I'm so sorry, I was the same when reading it back. 😂😂
And then the news at ten went like this. Katie Derham spoke to him
Katie:Mr Johnson, will schools be reopening in 2 weeks
Boris: Well, CCCCff , TTTTaarr, hopefully yes, jjjjaaaarrrr, chicken nuggets , that is the aaaaaiimmm, rraaar McChicken sandwich.
Katie: What are the plans when they do reopen.
Boris: I've ssssaaaaaaa out a cccccccllleeee plan on how ooooooaasss, salt and vinegar crisps, to mmmmonnnittor them. Ham and cheese toastie.
Katie: prime minister thankyou very much for your time.
When I hope that's helped. Katie Derham Itv news, boris Johnson's living room
😂 😆 lol
@@kathleenarmour9171 it's true though. Everytime he does a speech, he always brings up food.
It's like he's on some extreme game show where he's not allowed to say "Yes" or "no", and if he does, he'll be booted out of reality.
It would cause unneccesary and career damaging waves should a politician ever give a straight answer.
lmfao
he’ll get ejected into the null void to meet vilgax
Welcome to the world of politics. Where a straight answer is guaranteed to wreck your career, telling the truth is an anomaly, and the more stupid you are, the more successful.
He doesn't live in reality! Nor do the rest of the cabinet! They're all so far removed from every day life they have zero chance of relating to the vast majority of the electorate
He can't say yes or no, as that would mean telling the truth. Then the game would be up
“I just can’t trust someone who tells the truth” lol 😂 that made me laugh waaay too much!
U can always trust a lier to lie but. U never know when someone who tells the truth will stop
What are they not tryin oo iide
Look a me I'm not even an airdresser, I'm not even Welsh. Me names actually Barry and I live in Newcastle
@@cookoo4cocopuffs221 this got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She can't believe people who tell the truth does that mean she was lying 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂ಠ_ಠ
@@TheSpannerJNR a lesso.
There will still be Mars Bars!
Russell's mum: But are they deep fried???
Having had them myself, I can confirm they're pretty nice
the real question: will she need a coat?
I DID I KILLED ALL THOSE PEOPLE IM SORRY
“there shall be thy mars bars”
some bloke with a shit trim, 2020
He actually said that in 2019.
@@doolan0543 No, he said it in 1928.
Dylan Boora05 no he said that in 1666
Happy Times no he said it in 1528
@@harryward6696 no he said it in 1415
Not gonna lie, Boris and Trump would make the perfect destructive couple.
The world would die
No don't give them idea's 🙄🙄🙄😒
Seriously we already have it bad enough with all the shit going on I want to live to get out of my teen years, I'm 2 years off please, no giving ideas, ww3 is round the f**king corner, and a plague is sticking down mankind with all of its hatred, stay silent. Please for the sake of the GOOD people of the planet
Borump or Toris. Depending on who tops and who bottoms.
Happy pride everyone. 🙄
Its amazing how Left wing you all are. You don't even look at numbers Ethier you just think oh Donald Trump's rich he is selfish
When in fact he just gave 400 billion to the poor neighborhood community of which are 97 percent black. I seriously didn't even smile watching this must be the worst comedian I've ever wayched
Has anyone just thought that maybe he's hungry. Who's job is it to feed him? They need to do a better job.
Probably that lady that took the coffee from him in the video has something to do with it ???
Well you have no idea what it takes to keep that alive
They can't trust him with greggs! It'd be deadly.
He's crying out for a Mars bar
To be fair to Boris though,
He does know more about food than half the guys on Kitchen Nightmares.
Imagine Boris trying to waffle to Gordon Ramsey
@@georgefewings4456 Gordon would destroy him
Ashley Bates it is called kitchen nightmares because they dont know about food so it’s not that impressive
@@Legend-vt8kx that's the joke mate
@@Legend-vt8kx Not really though, some actually know about food, the kitchen nightmare part is usually because of clueless boss, terrible kitchen conditions and bad management
Why would we trust you on Mars when we still remember the lie on double decker 😂. That was a clever one
Remember remain and how they lied about every UK household being down £1,400 when we leave. Yo probably don't even know about it, can't imagine the BBC telling you.
@@simonrodgers2375 Remember how the UK is still in the transition period and so still has access to the benefits of EU membership for another 4 months?
@@raggedcritical "benefits" all I see is an absolute race to make it to UK soil before we locked down our borders.
@@simonrodgers2375 And that BS has less than nothing to do with your original statement. Either answer what I said or start a new topic for people to demolish.
@@raggedcritical demolish lol, what are you even talking about haha.
Its almost as if there are 2 personalities inside his head and any time he's asked a question both them try to speak at the same time.
Doctor Del. They both speak together,but neither makes any sense.
The "i have no f*cking clue what I'm doing" personality and the "I'm hungry. When's lunch?" personality
No it isn't. Oh, sorry I mean - "what every else thinks - arf! arf! af!"
It his conscience, which he is wrestling with.
True Doctor Del.
Neither of them make any bloody sense whichever way, you look at it.
Pretty sure Boris is high, he's just got the munchies.
Lol 😂😂😂😂
He hasn't eaten anything since Jennifer Arcuri
🧂You wants some crack...
Guess what I have just found out he isn’t called Boris he’s called Alex and turns out he was born in America
EXPOSED!!!!!!
Alexander Boris de-pfeffel Johnson.
Full name!
No wonder he says "the British people" after every single topic BoJo
blabs on about becaise he's not actually british.
@HR H Like father, like son, It was the mexican immigrants to "black lives matter" now If you go to me I tell you this is some KKK business Trump has on his hands!
"There will still be Mars bars"
Boris I'm lactose intolerant mate
Then have a v-e-gan Mars bar then
Of course you are lol lefties 😆
@@ryan59979 *more evolved
Boris is factose intollerant
Ryan Oakley What has political position got to do with the digestive system?
Does Boris just need a snickers, cos he's not Boris when he's hungry?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your joke is fresh it's like u just took it out of the oven
@@malcommire26
Wow! A microwave that can refresh my food? I need that.
Marathon
Here we have a joke, a great joke. It's ready to go. Just add water. Stir in pot.
Boris: Brexit, is a ready made meal.
GORDON RAMSAY HAS LEFT THE CHAT
Boris: Sorry chef
IT'S RAW
It’s ironic how the very workers he branded low skilled are the ones that we’re all depending on right now.
Yeah, low-skilled doesn't mean unimportant. The work is low skilled due to the lack of skill required to work it. It's not insulting to the job or the employee. It is what it is.
Edward Roberts-Gant I mean in my opinion it takes quite a lot of skill and willpower to work as a carer, probably a job that I would say most of us would struggle and wouldn’t want to do. I think if I was a carer, it would sting a little to be told I wasn’t skilled😂 but yeah I do see a little bit where you’re coming from.
At the end of the day low skilled means you don't have any skills on your CV before you go into the job and you get the job. I work in retail as it's my first job, I joined at 16 with no skills/qualifications and I'm at uni along side it to become a teacher which is a skilled job as I need 2 degrees to become one.
@@edwardroberts-gant3584 low skilled workers are those earning below £25,600 (as per Mrs Patel) and in some instances around £20'000 for where the UK has shortages.
Many starting salaries in the NHS are below £25,600 for nurses etc, same with teaching and other professions. Personally, I wouldn't call them low skilled at all.
@@sorrelis5992 this is the definition I was working off “Low-skilled” can refer to people with few formal qualifications, people working in jobs that do not require such qualifications, or people working in low-wage positions regardless of their own educational background." So I guess we're both right.
What is Boris' obsession with cooking Brexit?
Catty Cat because the whole thing is nothing but a excuse for the rich to cook their books increasing there own wealth while reducing the rest of the countries wealth.
His handlers have probably told him remember Johnson this is all so we can cook the numbers and he's heard cook and thought mmm food
got to be well cooked for when we eat the rich
It’s the most important meal of the day.
@@nellythornley2485 Fuck cooking them, I'm hungry now.
Maybe he's just hungry
The worst thing is is that my dad looks like Boris Johnson
You poor soul..
I am your father...
I see the humour, but the reality is horrifying.
Best wishes and greetings from Ireland 🇮🇪
Cheers mate, I hope Ireland doesn't get too badly effected by our government incompetence. all the best. 🇬🇧🇮🇪
You must be very, very simple
@CodedCola, I have nothing but good will for you and yours.
May we all come out stronger once we put this behind us.
@Jonto Toronto
Last time I checked, Europe is the home of Europeans.
Brexit now makes it harder for those people to work and live in Britain, and inversely easier for everyone else.
www.google.ie/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/business/live/2018/nov/13/deadline-italy-2019-budget-uk-unemployment-markets-business-live
Id pick him over your leader all day... Gay Indian lefty vs Bojo no brainer mate
I think Boris is just hungry
#feedboris
Give him a snickers - he’s not the same when he’s hungry 🤣
Someone feed the poor man
Like a gremlin. Be careful feeding.
Yes he does seem to have a one track mind!
I’ve heard he intentionally acts like an idiot, and if that were true, it sure as hell isn’t helping him.
He's still pm isn't he?
3:14 when you are trying to extend your paper to the word count
It would be hilarious - if he wasn’t actually in charge
He’s not in charge. Any other boss with an employee causing that much shit, would simply fire them.
He won’t, because he can’t.
Imagining Corbyn in charge is just too scarey.
Northy better than boris though
Northy yeah. I mean, we might have actually had a good chance at keeping a lot of those dead old people alive. Heaven forbid you didn’t get to profit from their deaths.
@@sahhull Corbyn, you mean the man who called for lockdown weeks before boris? the man who would have given the NHS the funding for PPE as soon as he got in in december.
Edit : If you're still replying to me mad 3 months later your life is irrelevant.
5:42 "meki" makes me laugh everytime.
Sounds like a rasta man saying "my key".
Public: can we trust you?
Boris: diD yOu KnOW tHAT iF YoU StARe aT ThE SUn, yOur eYEs wIlL bURN?
15 hours later: "and, and then your retinas will be as scrambled as eggs, with some peppers, and, and-"
"Mr johnson, I just want to know if we can trust you"
Mr Johnson, can we trust you.
Uummmm. Bermuda Triangle.
Boris is lying my mum stopped buying mars bars because they're unhealthy
Fred jones and they are made in Slough!
He’s just like Trump, wow 2 of them running country’s, how will this end?
Yeah but knows how to use a comb
Poorly.
in nuclear warfare.
Helen Sieben you’re missing one, there are three trumps running countries at the moment. Jair Bolsonaro the president of Brazil is a flaming idiot as well.
It will end in Boris giving Donald a ve-gan mars bar
That’s not a deal that’s a pot noodle ❤️
Mars Bars are forever, Mars Bars will never leave you
Hail Mars Bars!
Mars for prime minister 2021
I don't like my Mars bars and I'm Scottish
i made it 69 likes
I prefer snickers
Ahh, back when the loss of mars bars was our biggest concern.
He just keeps mixing up his goals with his dinner.
Having dinner is his only goal really
"Vegan Sausage-Rolls"
- Boris Johnson
What about them?
You can hear this
Mars Bawsss
@@JNCressey ask Boris. I think they're delicious
"VeGan"
Person: *asks Boris a question*
Boris: *talks about food*
I mean I can relate to always thinking about food, don't look for that in the prime minister though 🤷🏼♀️
Or fermat's last theorem.
“So you how are you going to stop the transmission of the virus, Boris?” “Well if you look at the quantum physics of Einstein‘s discoveries and and and and uh and uh uh and the and the the uh the newton physics and and uh and uh ve-veGAN.”
@@Mgbn78 but tell me the solution then cause u clearly know alot lmao
@J Haj Oh the irony...
Yeah right! 🤣 Like Boris knows how to operate a Microwave🤦🏽♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious, had tears running down my face - not sure if that was due to laughter or realisation that we have such a ridiculous prime minister.
And Corbyn still cant beat him.
😂😂😂
WE WILL STILL HAVE MARS BARS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lyn Padley - you poor little woke girl. Tears of laughter won't help you in your pursuit of happiness and neither will left wing pressure groups.
@Nath Krishna what's a commie?
**Russell uploads**
Everyone: Get the rockets we're travelling to the comments
5:42 Nahhh I’m actually dying of laughter 🤣 What was that?!?
What was that you ask? That was our fearless UK leader... 😫 WTF! Pardon me while I go scream into a pillow and cry in the corner.
Omg I just shut my brain off when Boris was trying to sound intelligent just so I wouldn't lose braincells
Omg can you actually turn your brain off. Do you have an indicator to alert you when it's on.
The thing is though, and I’m not trying to defend Boris here, but do you not think the reason for him speaking with such complexity and using a bunch of metaphors is because he is actually very intelligent, but as a result struggles to communicate in a ‘normal’ way?
I do the same with Trump
@@Thomas-gg3fv it's nice u can still dream that big
@@Thomas-gg3fv I think he just struggles in communication skills.
When he said "I'm not even a hairdresser, I'm not even Welsh" I was SURE he was gonna go "I'm just Russell Howard doing a really bad impression" 😂 😂
Boris Johnson be like:Mars bars for everyone
so much for that he just banned junk food
Mars bars are for women anyway. Snickers is here it’s at. It’s a man snack.
Stir in pot. I could go for some pot at this rate.
And put it in the microwave 🤣
I could aswell!
THERE WILL STILL BE MARS BARS
*he got my vote*
Got my vote with that statement
he wasnt wrong but its just dangours to get them now
69
1Hawk2Hawks your spelling is dangerous
THANK GOD
“Are you having an affair?”
Definitely fitting for Boris.
"There will still be Mars Bars. For us, of course. Hoi polloi like you won't be able to afford them."
Being able to talk for 20 minutes without saying a thing is Boris' superpower
Russel Howard is probs the only comedian that can make me piss myself with laughter😂😂
Try kegels
@Jurassic Coast Comics you didn't have to tell us your kink
@@abemudokon9497 🤣🤣🤣
I’m past caring about this country politically. People were warned. You elect a clown and you will get a circus for a government. 🤦♂️
Good thing we got the right pm then otherwise everyone would be dead by now
Or elect a man who near instantly into his role has to figure out how to save a country from economical destruction from a virus we didn’t anticipate. And yet has done a better job than Corbyn could because he’s busy saving our money than giving it to his terrorist pals in the Middle East
what u want jeremy corbyn or something. Because he would have been absolutely shit
Good job Corbyn didn't get in then !
Good thing we diddnt have a socialist running it then . Then we wouldn't be able to afford a circus
Boris thinks the real threat is Cadronavirus. A shortage of dairy milks.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is an underrated comment 😂
I mean that would be a pretty serious that lmao
I was eating one whilst I read this comment lol
Boris only drinks the finest of breast milks.
I lost it at 3:45
it's also close to 2 and I bursted out laughing
I may die
"Hello, Boris is the name. Oh look, a small child..." *kick*
1:44 And yet my favourite recipe for home made chocolate brownies involves putting it in the microwave.
Can,,, I get that brownie recipe,,?
@@seenoevil2986 I was just thinking that 😂😂
So what's the recipe my guy?
Is it the one where you make it in a cup or somethin?
My Albanian nan who doesn't speak English saw a photo of him on tv and asked us "who is this idiot with weird hair" the look on her face when we told her
My grandma is german but because Germans are superiour she learnt English.
Superior at setting kids on fire? Don't get cocky Germany you ain't forgiven yet.
@@nelotharen8599 Im british but speak fluent french. It doesn't mean you are superior, it just means you learnt a language.
@@L1am21 slow down there. You think the Germans have sole rights to inacting Genocides on the world??? GB were carrying that out long before the Germans. Sadly, the Germans just improved it.
Also thank the Russians and the Americans that you are still speaking English.
hedge bets finally someone said it Great Britain’s not forgiven either
Tory Officials: How many food metaphors would you like sir?
Boris: Yes
Worrying part is he's talking to the intellect of a lot of the British public
🙄
I've seen this more than ten times and I will be forever grateful for Russell for making me laugh and understand how this country is run and lead by an immature child.. Seriously can't get enough of this... Thanks Russ 😂
4:02 man I forgot howmuch I love Russel 😂😂😂
Boris is the type of guy to put a ruler under his pillow to measure how long he slept
We have to stop calling him Boris. We must by now understand how that hugely humanises him.
Agreed. His first name isn't even Boris anyway. His full name is 'Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson' I wish that was a lie.
I absolutely agree. If we’d kept calling the previous p m “Theresa” that would have been creepily weird.
Bojo the bozo, that’s what I call him
@Walter WhiteTORY ALERT
@Walter White cognitive dissonance these weirdos have eh 🤦♂️😂😂😂
I remember Boris saying “glaastonbury” instead of Glastonbury when referring to the festival 😂
russell howard has uploaded
drop what your doing people
Thank you for that now I have a semi dangling around like a diplodocus neck
Shouldn't it really be, Russel Howard has unloaded...
Everytime I see Boris just takes me back to the time he tried to zip wire across the london eye when he was mayor of London.
while waving 2 small british flags he got stuck and dangled there awkwardly still waving the flags.
If only he'd put the harness on properly. You know, around his neck.
Someone I used to work with had that tattooed on his leg....
@@neildavies2276 okay neil
heather owen I remember first seeing that.. Lost my life laughing
@@user-jo1bs9hl5x well, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now.
Boris is like a person who wanted to be a chef but accidentally ran for president
It’s just really embarrassing to see Boris Johnson’s speeches.
Not really
Connor Walker yes really
He's equally as deluded and tragic as Theresa May...
Him and trump on the same level
"My name's actually Barry and I live in Newcastle" 😂 killed me
I'm American, this cracks me up. We need a show like yours here. You're hilarious. Subbed.
When these kinds of people show up in America, they get branded "unpatriotic traitors" and shot.
You'd think Boris Johnson has a speech impediment when he gives a speech.
UK: "We have Boris Johnson as our leader." USA: "Hold my beer."
you can tell Boris thought he had a good thought with his ready meal analogy then he started saying it and immediately back out lol
Whenever i see Boris my first thought always is "oh look it's that bootleg version of trump."
Edit: Why is my first ever popular comment have to be about Boris Johnson? XD
I mean *shrug*
Yeah, usually it's the Americans who copy you. Funny that, eh?
He’s the Sainsbury’s basics version of trump lmao
@@loganberry7024 He lowkey looks like a trump wannabe. This concerns me...
Muuum can we have Donald Trump?
We have Donald Trump at home!
Donald Trump at home:
I love how Russell’s eye go normal during his Boris impression.
"can we trust you"
"uhhhhhh... Bermuda triangle"
That had me in stitches. Your comment needs more likes. 😂😂😂
'Mr Johnson, when will pubs reopen'
'uhhhhh............... The hunting of the snark.
Russell Howard needs to do another series of home lockdown tbh
Yeah I second that
I third that! 🙌
I fourth that!
I fifth it!
I stop that cause he’s not even funny he’s just a bellend
Do you think Boris is an anti-vax mum secretly called Karen?
Would not surprise me one bit
Same hair
I think he's secretly a robot that someone left out in the rain and is now short circuiting.
Either that or an entitled upper class bellend with no foresight, empathy or intellectual ability.
My stomach is in pain after laughing so much Russell u r legend
I don't want to be British anymore 😂😂
Well don't move to America it isn't any better here
Light on the Inside at least trump wasn’t dumb enough to shake covid19 victims hands and gets covid19 like genius boris last month.
1066Rider Britain isn’t a country 🤦♀️
Come to Guernsey
1066Rider move abroad then?
5:42 when you can’t pronounce Ns and you need to alert the rest of your jungle explorers about an oncoming primate
3:10 *everyone is shouting at their tv*
“Will you just get to the point that you’re trying to make because it’s giving me a brain aneurysm”
“So lit just sent me this wireless solar power battery bank”
Trusts Boris because he's a liar. Faith in humanity lost
Here's a idea before you loose faith in the hole human race maybe watch the hole clip not just one snippet made to make her look silly
@@fuckthepolice71 Your spell checker must be broken. I'd get it looked at.
@@regsim7507 ohh that's not how that's spelt 🙃 sad act
@TheMooseOnMars all I'm saying is they splice clips
Boris is a like a child who learnt so many fancy words that now he wants to use all of them but now it don’t make sense to anyone 😂😂😂
I think borises processor needs to cool down
Hehehehehehehe
Some old intel processor
@@trxll_ted753 tbf on both counts team blue is doing shit
No matter what he does there will not be enough fans to cool him off
So he'll be back in the fridge again?
"*MEH-MEHKEE*". That's so deep, I felt that.
Anonymous 2357 does anyone know where the that clip is from?
"I'm going to be Pry-my-nistor!"
"Stir in pot"
Boris, that's illegal
I laughed out loud at this
Johnson wants kids to get used to eating rabbits, for after brexit.
I think you're confusing Brexit with the communist hell hole we would have had under Corbyn.
Lee Flanagan nobody asked for your bias mate, also learn to take a joke
I thought he just wants kids?
@@mickswann357 MuH Far RiGhT.
I don't go on any websites, you mong. Try another lefty soundbite, you beta.
@@OsweebMosley UA-cam is a website...
Thank god your all here because now we have the answers to every question and every situation. If only the priminister would call you all he could go on holiday and just chill 🤔🤔😁😂😂
I don’t get why so many people forgot about the brexit bus, it’s still pisses me off
@markyes Not to mention, it was found perfectly true in court
But yet, know one says anything about Jeremy Corbyn £500 million pound bus. Turns out they were both bull shitting to the public. Never trust any politician.
@@attempting-piano when Obama was campaigning to become president a man of ethnic origin was asked if he would vote for Obama and the man said doesn't matter who you vote for you still get the government. This shocked the interviewer which was nice to see
@Nath Krishna so does the population! Which is why the budget SHOULD go up every year! What they don't tell you is what was cut PRIOR to the cash injection! Take, for example the Health and Safety Executive! Google and see what increase has been given to them and what was taken off then over the last 10 years! What we need to see when nhs spending figures are quoted is the amount PER CAPITA. And a comparison with years past. These buggers fudge the figures every time to make it look good when in reality they are only giving back a small proportion of what they took off over the last 10 years! NEVER trust a Tory!
Read private eye if you want some hard facts and not the mainstream press, who are mostly run by right wing billionaires who don't even live, or pay taxes, in this country! Britain in case you didn't know is the number one facilitator, in the world, for tax evasion! Great Britain my a**e! Great if you're wealthy!
Really? Guess you need your safe space right now....
i find it so difficult to listen to him, with all of his "em, well, em, ah , well, blu, lun lin bnjokin ;okhoik emm, well, em smlhjhounnel houij dlhuoiul hjoeihnjghlh o [- if you see what i erm, well mean?" i don't understand political speaking!!
You took it too far and dragged it on longer than you should. Your joke is now shit and meaningless.
Giorno Giovanna
I bet your fun at parties
Johnson's usual speech: Piffle Paffle! Wiffle Waffle! (you can't argue with that)
Don't forget... Wiff Waff! lol
@HR H NO . I'm your mother....'s late night guest.
Russell Howard Makes News Great To Watch!
He’s very clever and knows exactly what he’s doing. Don’t let him fool you, he’s cunning, scheming and will do anything to consolidate his power
My man
Indeed
Adam Apple You still get tucked in a bed time.
TheNotoriousOne! By your sister
@@George-lr4xi 🤣🤣
These videos are amazing! They’re some of the best videos I have seen in months 😁
“Me I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. It’s the honest ones you have to watch out for. Because you’ll never know when they do something utterly….
Stupid…”
- That woman probably
Russell Howard is the only thing keeping my sanity 🤣🤣
Yeah mines too
@@Shebeast3 lol 😂😂
literally alls they had was "oh labours worse look at corbyn" it will be interesting to see how he fares next time round
Well hes not in charge of labour anymore so....
Edit, just realised you were talking about boris. My bad. Sorry.
Well the election system helps the Tories more than anything else so probably still pretty well.
ewok 25 he’s smashing brexit but hasn’t been up to scratch in the crisis
@@minikkhshaaan5746 is he aye?
We have idiots that like him because hes a liar. I have no hope for this country anymore.
I remember when Russell used to love boris. Oh how times have changed.
Just the other day I was saying I know Boris has handled this crisis badly but at least he's not as thick as Trump. I was wrong
Can you imagine what would happen if those two became friends?
At least he hasn't told us to inject bleach....
Ian Hislop has been telling everyone for years that Boris was as thick as he seems and now the country is suffering badly from his incompetence
Boris Johnson is just Trump with a posh accent and some general knowledge.
Honestly, I was watching this and just thinking "oh my god, England has their own trump now. And he still can't speak English."
Seeing as he’s politically to the left of most democrats he’s definitely not like Trump.
Unknown User Boris Johnson is pro choice, pro gay marriage, supports gun control and socialised healthcare and has promised not to cut corporation tax, not like trump at all.
Trump knows some general knowledge?????????
@@abcdefghijklmno3764 u maybe unaware that the tory party is currently an extreme right wing party
all the moderates (middle-right aka majority) got thrown out or quit the party
Even life long tory voters like my nan couldnt bring themselves to vote tory last year. had it not been for the issue of brexit, the tories wouldnt have won the GE
5:31 When you get caught eating shredded cheese out of the bag at 2 AM and you try to defend yourself
People were either stoned or pissed when they casted there vote for boris 🙄
What about those who voted trump?
Yeah they were definitely on something
@@Shebeast3
Same applies both from the same ass cheek.
The majority probably didn’t vote for Boris but were just sick and tired of Brexit. I don’t know anyone who thought he’d be good. All the people I know who voted conservative just wanted Brexit to be over.
@@iHDFootball
So they simply voted boris then