How Many Potatoes Does It Take To Run DOOM?

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  • @Boredom125
    @Boredom125 4 роки тому +25073

    Everybody pls read description it’s beautiful

    • @red-arachnid1284
      @red-arachnid1284 4 роки тому +1290

      @@Rozal I'm gonna pretend I didn't see this comment.

    • @anthonymolina2979
      @anthonymolina2979 4 роки тому +437

      I have no idea what they are talking about the description is gold!

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 4 роки тому +443

      @@Rozal bro are you ok in the head

    • @1ute
      @1ute 4 роки тому +48

      Great Video, here from reddit... also #100th comment

    • @Rozal
      @Rozal 4 роки тому +38

      These replies to my opinion are cringe

  • @gp-1542
    @gp-1542 4 роки тому +2402

    “Yo what kind of build you have?”
    *700 slices of Potatoes*

  • @antoniosarosi1161
    @antoniosarosi1161 4 роки тому +10591

    You know your wife is _the one_ when she helps you wire up 700 potatoes.

    • @v44n7
      @v44n7 4 роки тому +377

      you know your wife is the one when she lets you keep those potatoes rooting on the garage for days even after the smell. my god hahaha

    • @incognito3402
      @incognito3402 4 роки тому +143

      my thoughts exactly

    • @MichaelMuryn
      @MichaelMuryn 4 роки тому +126

      @@v44n7 ... or she had COVID-19 and lost all sense of smell. T_T

    • @Wheagg
      @Wheagg 4 роки тому +5

      How nice, 700th like

    • @Wheagg
      @Wheagg 4 роки тому +78

      @Kyle Kiseyan People sometimes don't show their true selves until after marriage. Yes, you're supposed to know, but come on.

  • @b-1battledroid674
    @b-1battledroid674 4 роки тому +859

    "Bro what are your PC specs?"
    "1000 slices of potatoes"

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 4 роки тому +25

      Drake meme.
      Gaming on silicon chips
      Gaming on potato chips

    • @ColeStevens5147
      @ColeStevens5147 4 роки тому +1

      Ayyyyy I was your 600th like

    • @Andrian-yo3er
      @Andrian-yo3er 22 дні тому

      ​@@nathangamble125drake meme in 2021 how

  • @ZeroNeedsCoffee
    @ZeroNeedsCoffee Рік тому +5031

    Dude played doom on 1000 potatoes and then dissapeared lmao what a legend

  • @marighost_
    @marighost_ 4 роки тому +4629

    "Ugh this game is so laggy, is it running on potatoes?"
    "Yes."

    • @wildgamer217
      @wildgamer217 4 роки тому +43

      GG Lmao LOLOL 69 420 Lit Fam

    • @pachurro2762
      @pachurro2762 4 роки тому +15

      @@wildgamer217 LOL afk brb XD pog back LOLOOLOLIl

    • @Rathzul
      @Rathzul 4 роки тому +8

      @@pachurro2762 Epic Bruh Moment gg ez 360° Noscope

    • @krystark9601
      @krystark9601 4 роки тому +6

      @@Rathzul LmAo PoGeRs DiScOrd MoD PogGchamp

    • @joshuahesford4240
      @joshuahesford4240 4 роки тому +6

      based

  • @kreedworx
    @kreedworx 4 роки тому +1331

    Your search history:
    -how to get electricity from a potato
    -cool bug facts
    -where can i buy 100 potatoes

    • @usernametaken017
      @usernametaken017 3 роки тому +55

      How to convince your friend to do something
      How to convince your wife to do something

    • @_EmperorWaluigi
      @_EmperorWaluigi 3 роки тому +20

      -therapy

    • @paperclip6377
      @paperclip6377 3 роки тому +4

      Mine is "lays hot chip review" "dead space 2" "belle delphine"

    • @joshuamainwood3548
      @joshuamainwood3548 3 роки тому +8

      @@paperclip6377 dead space 2....
      Brings me back to the days that ea weren't entirely terrible 😂
      Honestly want dead space 4...however they sadly shut down visceral games-

    • @paperclip6377
      @paperclip6377 3 роки тому +1

      @@joshuamainwood3548 but wait, there's more! The director of dead space is free from the shackles of EA, and he's making a game called "the callisto protocol" which already has a trailer!

  • @namirysu
    @namirysu 4 роки тому +2017

    "yo why are you so laggy bro"
    equalo: "sry just my potato computer lagging"

    • @danydady6851
      @danydady6851 4 роки тому +118

      "Yo, what brand computer you even got anyway?"
      Equalo: "Sun Valley"

    • @danielbull252
      @danielbull252 4 роки тому +85

      "You back?"
      "Yeah, my dog ate one of the potatoes."

    • @lucasgarcia5427
      @lucasgarcia5427 4 роки тому +51

      sorry my batteries are rotting

    • @mrbearfilms8761
      @mrbearfilms8761 4 роки тому +53

      im starting to think this is what my wifi company uses to power their signals

    • @etenglish1
      @etenglish1 3 роки тому

      LOL

  • @davidb8656
    @davidb8656 Рік тому +16

    Dude from Idaho tells the world he hates potato’s and then disappears… coincidence? I think not.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 4 дні тому

      if size dose not matter then why not use French fries?🤔🤔

  • @schlarb.
    @schlarb. 4 роки тому +510

    Imagine this guy being on an FPS and hes really laggy so u ask and he says "dont judge me but i am playing on literal potatoes."

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 4 роки тому +30

      *[Sad 1840's Irish people noises]*

    • @ultragamer969
      @ultragamer969 4 роки тому +10

      Now the statement of “It’s like I’m using this on a potato” makes a little more sense

  • @abstractaxolotl6961
    @abstractaxolotl6961 4 роки тому +4008

    You should have left the potatoes there until the mold became sapient enough to play Doom themselves

    • @SGT_Squid_Dog
      @SGT_Squid_Dog 4 роки тому +95

      Workn't

    • @Internet_No_Body
      @Internet_No_Body 4 роки тому +238

      Imagine playing doom on pure mold.

    • @gabrielneme8887
      @gabrielneme8887 4 роки тому +10

      Lol

    • @pugg5ter542
      @pugg5ter542 4 роки тому +18

      @@Internet_No_Body lol yes

    • @drstrangecoin6050
      @drstrangecoin6050 4 роки тому +83

      oddly enough the phosphate group density of certain mushrooms causes their sporulating bodies to be highly electronegative, but I wouldn't know how to build a battery from this.

  • @Mohamed-zl3gc
    @Mohamed-zl3gc 4 роки тому +912

    2007: can it run Crysis?
    2020: how many potatoes does it take to run?

    • @drtnick4411
      @drtnick4411 4 роки тому +23

      88 millions

    • @joriwallenius1373
      @joriwallenius1373 4 роки тому +7

      Over 9000

    • @Omnishredder
      @Omnishredder 4 роки тому +3

      2033: how much lemonade could you make from what it's running on?

    • @OrangeRhino
      @OrangeRhino 4 роки тому

      @Sam Richard-Dickinson Bravo dude, that comment was fuck'n Legendary! I wish more people saw it. I may have laughed my ass off for all of them though

    • @moo9557
      @moo9557 4 роки тому

      There aren't enough potatoes on earth to get crysis to run good.

  • @mikmeh
    @mikmeh 4 роки тому +2543

    This is how Idaho generates electricity. True story.

  • @NoKapMan
    @NoKapMan 4 роки тому +1113

    Her: Hes probably thinking about other women
    HIm: about 770 potato pieces should do it.

    • @HenriAGS
      @HenriAGS 4 роки тому +27

      She actually helped him wire 700 potato slices

    • @corinthiansdaniels3728
      @corinthiansdaniels3728 4 роки тому +19

      @@HenriAGS her: why is he using this lame cover up to hide his cheating.
      Him: this should please my mistress UA-cam....

    • @NoKapMan
      @NoKapMan 4 роки тому

      @Garchomp YT coming for your potatoes next bud

    • @buffgarfield3231
      @buffgarfield3231 4 роки тому

      @Garchomp YT You stole your name from Pokemon

    • @Skyrilla
      @Skyrilla 4 роки тому

      Dunno if he's thinking about women lol.

  • @OccupiedMuffins
    @OccupiedMuffins Рік тому +236

    I honestly don’t know how I would react if my friend called me and asked me to help him wire up 100 pounds of potatoes in his garage to run a computer.

    • @paradoxnafi
      @paradoxnafi Рік тому +12

      I would say, "Let's go. I am with you and you are with me."

    • @ejv.96
      @ejv.96 11 місяців тому +12

      i would just ask if he had any beer

    • @ralphconti1798
      @ralphconti1798 9 місяців тому +4

      I would ask "who's car are we going to take?"

    • @jokx4409
      @jokx4409 Місяць тому

      idk maybe I'm weird but I feel like I'd go "hell yeah that sounds like a really unique and interesting day, let's go for it!"

  • @LGR
    @LGR 4 роки тому +9341

    Fantastic, haha. Really putting the _tuber_ back in UA-camr.

    • @_equalo
      @_equalo  4 роки тому +606

      This is beautiful

    • @Po4to
      @Po4to 4 роки тому +52

      More like EwwTuber ;)

    • @AudricAG
      @AudricAG 4 роки тому +18

      You*

    • @some_random_merc
      @some_random_merc 4 роки тому +27

      @@Po4to Oooh so thats where the word Eww came from! IT wasn't a sound, it was a word! Haha!

    • @Copy_Right_
      @Copy_Right_ 4 роки тому +17

      I can see the comments turn into woodgrain and hear humming of 90s computer fans..

  • @des5166
    @des5166 4 роки тому +17097

    So you’re the guy from the math book

    • @chadi5761
      @chadi5761 4 роки тому +371

      Legendary comment

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 4 роки тому +390

      We found him, he's the chosen one

    • @fishyc43sar
      @fishyc43sar 4 роки тому +450

      Question:
      A man buys X pounds of potatoes for $y. He tries running a RPi 0, he fails. Next day, he buys Z more potatoes. It still doesn't run a RPi 0. Next day, he tries to run a TI 8x, he succeeds, but A potatoes have already become bad rotten and suffocates you. If he gains B from a YT video on this, and C potatoes are still edible, calculate the amount of money saved. [5 Marks].

    • @SGT_Squid_Dog
      @SGT_Squid_Dog 4 роки тому +118

      @@fishyc43sar I'm going to ask my math teacher this

    • @strickshot
      @strickshot 4 роки тому +23

      @Kyle Kiseyan shut up nobody even asked

  • @TheLegatoNet
    @TheLegatoNet 3 роки тому +2629

    I work as an agricultural products inspector, the smell he's describing is something I deal with regularly. Often railcars full of rotten potatoes. Honestly, the potato is one of the least smelly products when they go bad, it's not as powerful as most other produce. Asparagus being the worst and garlic coming in second. Most of you will never experience the aroma that is opening a trailer full of expired asparagus.

    • @poonamsingh1300
      @poonamsingh1300 3 роки тому +52

      Cool!

    • @tissuepaper9962
      @tissuepaper9962 3 роки тому +239

      A not-insignificant part of me now desperately wants to know what a railcar full of rotting garlic smells like.
      I have a feeling I would only need to smell it once lmao.

    • @armansanthk
      @armansanthk 3 роки тому +52

      Wanna try my durian container?

    • @alwayschanging5821
      @alwayschanging5821 3 роки тому +62

      @@tissuepaper9962 imagine a dead body with BO.

    • @achmaddaru9456
      @achmaddaru9456 3 роки тому +8

      You're a hero man

  • @cube32yt
    @cube32yt 8 місяців тому +9

    Technically, potatoes are the most powerful food there is, but they are parallel universes away from even the cheapest PC’s of the 70’s. Still, it’s awesome to see this!

    • @Clandestinemonkey
      @Clandestinemonkey 4 місяці тому

      the cheapest PCs of the 70's consumed exponentially more wattage per calculation than current computers. I smartphone could easily charge from potatoes whereas you could never achieve the amps needed to power on the CRT monitor. Computer's don't generate power, they consume it.

  • @Kimiisthebestdriver
    @Kimiisthebestdriver 3 роки тому +2281

    So that’s what the guy in the math problem was doing

  • @yaseenyessir
    @yaseenyessir 4 роки тому +814

    DOOM minimum requirements to run: Patato

  • @psychott6
    @psychott6 3 роки тому +6812

    “Your PC’s a potato LMAO”
    “Hm, yeah, actually it is!”

    • @johndoughty5160
      @johndoughty5160 3 роки тому +154

      "potato aim"

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask 2 роки тому +29

      @@johndoughty5160 yes

    • @leighjeffress2014
      @leighjeffress2014 2 роки тому +122

      “Yeah? Well at least my potato pc can run doom!”

    • @Caleb-fv5fp
      @Caleb-fv5fp 2 роки тому +41

      Well his power supply is a potato

    • @starlight_garden
      @starlight_garden 2 роки тому +11

      I always thought that was the origin of the meme. Like it's a potato battery pc.

  • @sklorabod27
    @sklorabod27 Рік тому +266

    In sixth grade my science fair experiment was running donkey Kong on game boy color with lemons. I did the research, found out how many lemons per AA battery I would need, and tried it out. It didn’t work. But darn it I wish I just tried more lemons. This feels like the closure I needed in some way. Well done

    • @MisaNotMisa
      @MisaNotMisa Рік тому +44

      Missed opportunity to try and run Donkey Kong on bananas...

    • @TheBreakingBenny
      @TheBreakingBenny Рік тому +8

      ​@@MisaNotMisaPotassium

    • @graycatsaderow
      @graycatsaderow Рік тому +21

      ​@@MisaNotMisathat would be bananas bro

    • @HopE-xl5fh
      @HopE-xl5fh 11 місяців тому +5

      Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemons, Don't make lemonade! Get mad! Make life take the lemons back!. You don't need those damn lemons! You'll make life rue the day it gave Kegan crow lemons! You are the person that is going to burn his house down, with lemons! You'll make those egghead make combustible lemons to burn his house down!

    • @BredePlayzAnimations
      @BredePlayzAnimations 2 місяці тому

      ​@@HopE-xl5fhI'm going to use this phrase everytime I can now

  • @Lozoot2
    @Lozoot2 4 роки тому +378

    If you feed too high a voltage from the potatoes to the Pi you could potentially fry it, which is peak irony

    • @chickennugget6684
      @chickennugget6684 4 роки тому +31

      today i learned that 🥧 is inferior to 🥔

    • @c.d.ruppert9560
      @c.d.ruppert9560 4 роки тому +18

      OH DEAR GOD! SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET USED IRONY CORRECTLY! I ain't-a seen that since the winter of ought-nine.
      edit: ungrammar

    • @niklasvilhelm7247
      @niklasvilhelm7247 4 роки тому +4

      The potato fries you

    • @Terabit3
      @Terabit3 4 роки тому +4

      @@chickennugget6684 the Irish learned that centuries ago

    • @fishbong
      @fishbong 4 роки тому

      @Lozoot2 That is not irony. It is a pun aka play on words.

  • @karljobst
    @karljobst 4 роки тому +2145

    amazing

  • @friwait9490
    @friwait9490 4 роки тому +1184

    Before:intel inside
    Now:potato inside

    • @bigtonybruiser
      @bigtonybruiser 4 роки тому +19

      What’s the difference ! hahah

    • @osurukgurmesi1752
      @osurukgurmesi1752 4 роки тому +5

      @@bigtonybruiser haha funi

    • @tinkererofwands
      @tinkererofwands 4 роки тому +3

      @@osurukgurmesi1752 funi nickname too

    • @manusanen
      @manusanen 4 роки тому +1

      Funny

    • @woo3136
      @woo3136 4 роки тому +2

      **WARNING** *THERE IS A POTATO INSIDE AND IT IS HUNGRY AND IT IS A CARNIVORE*

  • @metalandmayhem0660
    @metalandmayhem0660 Рік тому +17

    Mans gassed himself in a room full of rotten potatoes to play Doom for a couple minutes. Big respect.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 4 дні тому

      you know makes you wonder how many potato's does it take to power a potato pc?🤔🤔

  • @DGP406
    @DGP406 4 роки тому +586

    some day, in the distant future, humans will rearrange the positions of entire galaxies to represent a frame of Doom with the doom guy holding a shotgun

    • @pokeshark
      @pokeshark 4 роки тому +104

      look bro, I can run Doom on my pocket universe!

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 роки тому +54

      At some point humans will be able to zoom out far enough to see that the Universe is Doom!

    • @anarex0929
      @anarex0929 4 роки тому +8

      Alastair Reynolds would say hold my beer. His short stories even made a Netflix series out of the short stories but a character actually does this with the color zema blue.

    • @Reznov735
      @Reznov735 4 роки тому +27

      @@HappyBeezerStudios
      -Wait it's all Doom?
      -Always has been.

    • @minithegameguy4674
      @minithegameguy4674 4 роки тому +11

      @@HappyBeezerStudios *at doom's gate starts playing*

  • @barnabascsiszar5636
    @barnabascsiszar5636 4 роки тому +347

    Imagine the police raiding his house and finding 700 slices of rotting potatoes in the garage with a calculator hooked up to them.

    • @michadmochowski1246
      @michadmochowski1246 4 роки тому +78

      "Seems like madman is constructing biological weapon"

    • @christianmcsermynameis8660
      @christianmcsermynameis8660 4 роки тому +36

      @@michadmochowski1246 (proceeds to play doom the calculator)

    • @phillipanselmo8540
      @phillipanselmo8540 4 роки тому +24

      "is this potato biohacking?"

    • @chupacabra5644
      @chupacabra5644 4 роки тому +22

      (A rookie police officer throws up in the corner)

    • @arctic_crims0n673
      @arctic_crims0n673 4 роки тому +17

      @@chupacabra5644 (Veteran police officer says to him "You get used to it eventually")

  • @topshelf5711
    @topshelf5711 4 роки тому +779

    You can hear how excited he is at the beginning and at the end it sound like he's at a funeral

    • @Charlie59876
      @Charlie59876 3 роки тому +30

      Probably smells like it too

    • @JesusChrist-jh3gd
      @JesusChrist-jh3gd 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/v-deo.html

    • @reecetilley585
      @reecetilley585 3 роки тому +4

      @@JesusChrist-jh3gd I too, worship b a n a n a

    • @arcclite1144
      @arcclite1144 3 роки тому +6

      "This was a terrible idea but now I have a point to prove"

  • @MrMegaManFan
    @MrMegaManFan Рік тому +11

    At least when the world ends, I know I'll be able to power my NES if I wire up enough potatoes.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 4 дні тому

      just make sure the potato's are outside so the smell does not kill you learn from this video

  • @shinazo1121
    @shinazo1121 3 роки тому +1608

    Shoutout to the ants who discovered the holy land of potatoes

    • @X_Cuze_Tf_outta_me
      @X_Cuze_Tf_outta_me 2 роки тому +137

      imagine how that would look to you as an ant your going on about your regular bussines scouting for food and you stumble on a mountain of potatoes millions of times your size....i feel second hand happines

    • @mimikiryuu
      @mimikiryuu 2 роки тому +39

      🐜 🐜🐜 🐜🐜🐜 🐜🐜🐜🐜 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

    • @christianbarrientos4188
      @christianbarrientos4188 Рік тому +28

      @@X_Cuze_Tf_outta_me the potato Himalayas

    • @solidnywonsz
      @solidnywonsz Рік тому +30

      "What is this godly like structure I stumbled upon?"

    • @SomeRandomVergilFanboy
      @SomeRandomVergilFanboy Рік тому +32

      A stash of 700 potato's would be literal heaven for a colony of ants

  • @CristianoLinares
    @CristianoLinares 4 роки тому +772

    He’s literally the guy in the math problems.

  • @reeseekpuffs6498
    @reeseekpuffs6498 4 роки тому +552

    They weren't lying when they said it can run on a potato

    • @delilbalaban2486
      @delilbalaban2486 4 роки тому +6

      How does he have a game on a calculator

    • @Reelix
      @Reelix 4 роки тому +12

      @@delilbalaban2486 It's a type of programmable calculator

    • @some_random_merc
      @some_random_merc 4 роки тому +17

      1993
      Computer/Console
      2020
      caculator with potato batteries

  • @crimsonamogsus7351
    @crimsonamogsus7351 Рік тому +35

    Rule 78 of the internet: If it exists, somebody has tried to run Doom on it

    • @briansilva3765
      @briansilva3765 8 місяців тому +2

      Rule 34 and 78 are the only rules the internet needs.

    • @crimsonamogsus7351
      @crimsonamogsus7351 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@briansilva3765He has a point​

    • @sur.viv.e
      @sur.viv.e 7 місяців тому

      rule 93 actually

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers Місяць тому

      We could discover a crash landed alien UFO and someone will quickly try to run Doom on its hardware

  • @chrisguy866
    @chrisguy866 4 роки тому +409

    "Have you boiled any potatoes?"
    "I have done nothing but boil potatoes for three days!"

    • @TheDendran
      @TheDendran 4 роки тому +17

      Next video: Can you run Doom on Bread?

    • @giggle6070
      @giggle6070 4 роки тому +14

      Next episode: Can you run doom on a broken tv powered by the sheer will of man

    • @Doejack2683
      @Doejack2683 4 роки тому +7

      Can you run tf2 on patatos

    • @djk1288
      @djk1288 4 роки тому +9

      WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN BOILING THEM?!

    • @absolutscheisse4483
      @absolutscheisse4483 4 роки тому +3

      @@Doejack2683 no you cant, i have proof.

  • @CortesNovaVertente
    @CortesNovaVertente 4 роки тому +502

    Calculator: check
    Potatoes: check
    Multimeter: check
    *Yep, its gamer time*

  • @dixxiesucs2793
    @dixxiesucs2793 4 роки тому +312

    Its official, the term "potato computer" or "potato wifi" can now be taken quite literally.

  • @Lunarcreeper
    @Lunarcreeper Рік тому +10

    "see that? that, is a potato battery, it's a toy, for children, and now, she lives in it."
    - wheatley 999999

  • @NewLightning1
    @NewLightning1 4 роки тому +745

    People in the 1970's: We will being able to fly in the future
    Future:

  • @thepie193
    @thepie193 4 роки тому +118

    What if in another timeline, Benjamin Franklin wasn't successful with his discovery of electricity.
    But some farmer somewhere was successful, and we measure volts by potatoes, and potato power becomes mainstream.

    • @c.d.ruppert9560
      @c.d.ruppert9560 4 роки тому +23

      My new Tesla has a maximum output of 6.79 GigaTaters.

    • @thehybrid4324
      @thehybrid4324 4 роки тому +18

      @@c.d.ruppert9560 I would call It gigaTots

    • @debbidonosenshi
      @debbidonosenshi 4 роки тому +5

      @@thehybrid4324 my god it rolls off the tongue so well

    • @thehybrid4324
      @thehybrid4324 4 роки тому +2

      @@debbidonosenshi ik right

    • @starshine3796
      @starshine3796 4 роки тому +1

      That would take a hell lot of potatoes

  • @exterminater267
    @exterminater267 4 роки тому +176

    The takeaway from this video: Marry a woman who is willing to help you connect potatoes to a computer.

    • @Terabit3
      @Terabit3 4 роки тому +14

      Just as God intended

    • @ryanspence5831
      @ryanspence5831 Рік тому +1

      @@Terabit3 man does not live on potatoes alone

  • @Joe-my6go
    @Joe-my6go Рік тому +6

    “I don’t have the patience to run doom on a pregnancy test or a car.”
    *proceeds to run doom on a fucking ROOT*

  • @KM11555
    @KM11555 4 роки тому +290

    - did you run doom?
    - yes i did
    - what did it cost?
    - EVERYTHING

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 4 роки тому +1694

    End of the world...
    Don't worry, I got 100 potatoes

  • @Xoruam
    @Xoruam 4 роки тому +196

    So he's running Doom both on a calculator AND a potato.
    The legend.

  • @Noone-lw6ge
    @Noone-lw6ge Рік тому +322

    I'm not sure if boiling the potatoes would help at all. Since the boiling water (assuming you didn't put like 2 spoons of salt in it) is probably hypotonic the potatoes would absorb water, getting the electrolytes more dilute, decreasing the rate of charge transfer and increasing internal resistance. So it would probably make it worse.

    • @ikbintom
      @ikbintom Рік тому +21

      Yep this comment is spot on

    • @ikbintom
      @ikbintom Рік тому +43

      Also raw ones spoil less quickly

    • @reanimationxp
      @reanimationxp Рік тому

      literally everything done here was idiotic

    • @1MykHyn
      @1MykHyn Рік тому +7

      Why dont u show us how it's done then

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 Рік тому +17

      ​@@1MykHynHe just did

  • @tc2241
    @tc2241 4 роки тому +272

    Alternate title: “How many potatoes to open the gates of hell”

    • @GuillermoArtola
      @GuillermoArtola 4 роки тому +9

      Depending of how many potatoes you could eat.

    • @GabrielZang
      @GabrielZang 4 роки тому +6

      REPLY OF THE YEAR AWARD

    • @resphantom
      @resphantom 4 роки тому +4

      @@GuillermoArtola A lot of potatoes and a lot of really spicy hotsauce.

  • @sammycarly1146
    @sammycarly1146 3 роки тому +413

    You can put multiple nails into a single potato to increase the output, the potato's acids are only used as an electrolyte for the cathode and anode, there's enough of it within a single potato for you to use almost as many zinc nails (anodes) as you want.

    • @jackroutledge352
      @jackroutledge352 Рік тому +88

      If only he'd googled this at some point in the whole month this took! I was waiting the whole video for him to just put some more nails in the spuds.

    • @Pythoner
      @Pythoner Рік тому +4

      ​@@jackroutledge352 😂

  • @dwaynevenzon643
    @dwaynevenzon643 3 роки тому +303

    generators were first tested in 1830*
    people in 1829:

    • @lukashenrique4295
      @lukashenrique4295 3 роки тому

      lol!!!

    • @dman4435
      @dman4435 3 роки тому

      Ü Huy TY TY

    • @dman4435
      @dman4435 3 роки тому

      Where do you wanna I want you in the snow and snow he is a great little boy in lake city and it’s not too much snow but it’s a great night out

    • @reluctant4611
      @reluctant4611 3 роки тому +1

      Well they actually used oil lamps back then

    • @dwaynevenzon643
      @dwaynevenzon643 3 роки тому

      That does not mean that nobody tried to use potatoes as something else than for food

  • @Japox85
    @Japox85 Рік тому +1

    Now i know how to not get bored in a zombie apocalypse situation. Ill start growing potatoes right now, thanks!

  • @r4ww836
    @r4ww836 4 роки тому +285

    Man literally builds a biological weapon in his own garage, a nuclear wasteland, just for the sake of it powering his calculator to play DOOM. Amazing.

  • @adriaanadriaan123
    @adriaanadriaan123 2 роки тому +2707

    Imagine this guy being treated like a king in a post apocolyptic society, because he can make doom run

    • @kck-kck879
      @kck-kck879 Рік тому +232

      I think the fact that he would have one hundred pounds of potatoes would be more impressive in an apocalyptic setting tbh.

    • @Devilofdoom
      @Devilofdoom Рік тому +70

      @@kck-kck879 Yeah, you wouldn't want to waste potatoes playing doom during the apocalypse. RL would be basically like playing doom anyway.

    • @silentcricketgaming4116
      @silentcricketgaming4116 Рік тому +42

      ​@@Devilofdoom potatoes grow in everything, they would most definitely be the most widely available vegetable no matter what went down, they already are. There's more efficient ways to get power though

    • @aston-leehornby7394
      @aston-leehornby7394 Рік тому +7

      All hail the doom slayer!

    • @vinceb.8363
      @vinceb.8363 Рік тому +6

      @@silentcricketgaming4116 lol tell that to the irish

  • @cubeflinger
    @cubeflinger 4 роки тому +114

    Month long project, five days of deployment, 1 minute of doom running on a calculator. Develops new strain of bacteria.
    And they say mental health is affected by pandemic lockdowns.

  • @Lunarcreeper
    @Lunarcreeper Рік тому +7

    "so, how are you holding up?
    BECAUSE IM A POTATO"

  • @reyy1k
    @reyy1k 3 роки тому +795

    Cashier: why are you buying 200 potatoes?
    Him: _it's complicated..._

    • @lukasaukonoja8691
      @lukasaukonoja8691 3 роки тому +7

      But it's not complicated

    • @aeyde
      @aeyde 3 роки тому +7

      It's not even much

    • @2perimeter
      @2perimeter 3 роки тому +12

      Me: *clears throat* eXpErImEnTaL purposes

    • @danielsjohnson
      @danielsjohnson 3 роки тому +7

      If I was the cashier and I saw someone buy that many potatoes I would jokingly ask them if they were trying to run Doom on something. Most likely they wouldn't know what I was talking about. But if I turned out to be right it would be kind of cool.

    • @minithegameguy4674
      @minithegameguy4674 3 роки тому +3

      Him: *I am doing something, horrible, awful, and completely idiotic, but beautiful*

  • @enderlain
    @enderlain 3 роки тому +470

    "Absolute madlad nearly loses his mind while running doom on nothing but rotten potatoes and reckless dreams."

    • @faerylnhiikira1053
      @faerylnhiikira1053 3 роки тому +3

      I came here to comment something similar. This man is an absolute madlad, and he did it.

    • @imgay3907
      @imgay3907 3 роки тому

      @@faerylnhiikira1053 ua-cam.com/video/xtVf6URkmPQ/v-deo.html

  • @Gudi
    @Gudi 3 роки тому +2175

    men like you put us on the moon

    • @MrSomerandomchap
      @MrSomerandomchap 3 роки тому +8

      RS lad in the wild, go back to your own channel!

    • @funnypicturess
      @funnypicturess 3 роки тому +4

      @@MrSomerandomchap Uh, Equalo also plays RS lad

    • @thomas.thomas
      @thomas.thomas 3 роки тому +8

      Or made Doom run by potatoes

    • @コミ-e8z
      @コミ-e8z 3 роки тому +9

      The person that put us on the moon was a Nazi scientist we threatened, the head of NASA Werner von Braun

    • @akzo4785
      @akzo4785 3 роки тому +3

      @@コミ-e8z ok

  • @Termoz
    @Termoz Рік тому +4

    If ANYTHING you make can’t run doom then give up, you’re not going anywhere

  • @z.s.8995
    @z.s.8995 4 роки тому +132

    Beautiful! You just built an Ubisoft server at your home! I can't wait to connect to your potato server and play The Division 2!

    • @notgray88
      @notgray88 4 роки тому +3

      I think Digital Extremes must use the same hardware!

  • @senpai2.054
    @senpai2.054 4 роки тому +104

    "Can I play doom before the potato mold eats my house?"

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 4 роки тому +124

    When they say "Doom can run on a potato!" They mean it.
    Or rather it runs on 700 potatoes!

  • @온새밀
    @온새밀 Рік тому +4

    As soon as I saw "day 1" I knew this would be a bop

  • @beersnarkunbleached5660
    @beersnarkunbleached5660 4 роки тому +420

    This man didn't need to do any of this, but he did. And on top of all the potatoes and all the time, effort, and destroyed olfactory nerves from the potato rot, this man made a masterpiece on the description.
    This man is a legend.

    • @wutmagna7222
      @wutmagna7222 4 роки тому +8

      Legend does not describe the sheer lengths this man went to in order to achieve this.
      This man has transcended humanity and ascended to godhood.

    • @kellenmoneypenny7247
      @kellenmoneypenny7247 4 роки тому

      Thank you for revealing the truth to me

  • @throwback19841
    @throwback19841 3 роки тому +1947

    Doom on pregnancy test: "So darling, are we pregnant, or not?" "Neither, apparently my vagina has become a portal to hell and is infested with daemons"

  • @SpikeViper
    @SpikeViper 4 роки тому +1388

    Truly a man of culture. But I can't believe you cut up that many Vooperians to power a computer.

    • @xanderrose7073
      @xanderrose7073 4 роки тому +7

      Wait, I thought potato is currency

    • @samsunguser3148
      @samsunguser3148 4 роки тому +1

      👀

    • @Lad_Flaver
      @Lad_Flaver 4 роки тому +2

      Very sad

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 4 роки тому +12

      @@xanderrose7073 Vooperia traffics its own citizens as currency, CONFIRMED.

    • @Skyrilla
      @Skyrilla 4 роки тому

      Idk about ''man'', but, he sure is something.

  • @ScáthachAssassin
    @ScáthachAssassin Рік тому +67

    This experiment broke the man. He never posted again.

    • @ragnagnar6363
      @ragnagnar6363 7 місяців тому +2

      Maybe he's on a project with potato powered ai

  • @SM-464
    @SM-464 7 місяців тому +1

    Genetically modified potatoes. We need more power.

  • @businesscatt
    @businesscatt 4 роки тому +100

    Difficulties:
    I'm too young to boil
    Eat me plenty
    Ultra-starchness
    Nightshade

  • @madcorndog
    @madcorndog 3 роки тому +60

    Teenage girl: If I'm pregnant my mom is going to FREAK!
    *Takes a pregnancy test
    Pregnancy test: DOOM

    • @hierosglephic
      @hierosglephic 3 роки тому +1

      The child was the Doomslayer

    • @TheSchnieder6
      @TheSchnieder6 3 роки тому

      The only thing they fear is a broken condom.

    • @cyberwolf5075
      @cyberwolf5075 3 роки тому

      You have to save your baby by killing demons in order to give birth

    • @beybladesinmyheels1267
      @beybladesinmyheels1267 3 роки тому

      I can’t believe that’s a real thing

  • @Belitrov
    @Belitrov 3 роки тому +1109

    "I installed DOOM on my calculator."
    Never thought I would hear this sentence

    • @beybladesinmyheels1267
      @beybladesinmyheels1267 3 роки тому +69

      Can a pregnancy test run doom? Let’s find out!

    • @jorgejin4840
      @jorgejin4840 3 роки тому +25

      I know that calculator it can even run pokemon if you want

    • @Bagel_Le_Stinky
      @Bagel_Le_Stinky 3 роки тому +46

      Really? Do you live under a rock?

    • @heyimanormal61
      @heyimanormal61 2 роки тому +23

      ua-cam.com/play/PLNo1xefN4JvZH6sErbZhJMhvJoz5g7AdQ.html
      There you go person that has been living under a rock

    • @SuprSBG
      @SuprSBG Рік тому +6

      Ehhh TI-84s can run doom pretty easily

  • @calebrobinson6406
    @calebrobinson6406 Рік тому +3

    The amount of torment he went through for something so stupid. Glorious! 😂

  • @DrPP-zy8cd
    @DrPP-zy8cd 4 роки тому +179

    “on what emulator do you play doom?”
    “oh, on potatoes and a calculator.”

    • @literalfeline
      @literalfeline 4 роки тому +2

      dr pp can you estimate my pp size

    • @AhmedEx1.
      @AhmedEx1. 4 роки тому +1

      @@literalfeline the comment above me is wrong its 8feet long

    • @Karl_toffel.
      @Karl_toffel. 4 роки тому

      The comment above me is also wrong, it's about 10 meters long

    • @apex3458
      @apex3458 4 роки тому

      @@literalfeline the comment above me is wrong it's 1 kilometer

  • @enveritas4948
    @enveritas4948 4 роки тому +313

    "So what did you do with all the extra time in lockdown?"
    "Oh, you know, played some computer games. In my garage. On a calculator. Powered by potatoes."

    • @kaphizmey6229
      @kaphizmey6229 4 роки тому

      it’s at 69, i can’t like this

    • @kaphizmey6229
      @kaphizmey6229 4 роки тому +2

      @The peak of evolution *NOOOOO*

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 4 роки тому +4

      @The peak of evolution lmao people like you are the best

    • @stopsign1663
      @stopsign1663 4 роки тому +2

      This guy is at the peak of evolution

  • @HoldenNoise
    @HoldenNoise 4 роки тому +585

    Person : Your pc sucks it’s worse then a potato
    This man : it is potatoes

    • @-GyBer-
      @-GyBer- 4 роки тому +15

      well at last it is not worse

    • @calvinci
      @calvinci 4 роки тому +7

      @@-GyBer- it is worse, it's a garage full of smelly rotting potatoes

    • @知りません-n7k
      @知りません-n7k 4 роки тому +1

      @@calvinci he is talking about the typo Jesus fucking Christ 😂

    • @calvinci
      @calvinci 4 роки тому

      @@知りません-n7k I guess I must have become desensitised to typos, I read his comment as "at least it is not worse"

  • @drewwhitney7327
    @drewwhitney7327 10 місяців тому +1

    I’m only halfway through the video, and it feels like I’m watching a suicide note.

  • @el_bignt
    @el_bignt 4 роки тому +306

    this dude sacrificed his nose for our entertainment, he is a hero

  • @jasonkok9905
    @jasonkok9905 3 роки тому +452

    When a friend asks "are you running on a potato pc?"
    You: yeah literally

  • @JediSteve-J3-
    @JediSteve-J3- 4 роки тому +181

    Honestly, even if it wasn't a actual monitor just the fact doom can run on a CALCULATOR POWERED BY POTATOES goes to show what doom can run on

    • @OMA2k
      @OMA2k 4 роки тому +10

      The thing is, that calculator game, even if they call it "Doom", is not really Doom, but just some random 3D game that looks barely like Wolfenstein-3D.

    • @JediSteve-J3-
      @JediSteve-J3- 4 роки тому +5

      Well, it sure isn't Minecraft, that's for sure. Heck, the fact that it can run a game that looks even remotely like a game and plays like a game still goes to show something. Whether its the power of a ti-98 or the skill of the coders.

    • @catmagedsproductions1998
      @catmagedsproductions1998 4 роки тому +2

      What if sombody played doom on a nano bot that twerks

    • @invetegon4596
      @invetegon4596 4 роки тому +7

      @Miguel Rodriguez its not an emulator either, it was made from the ground up for the calculator. And he's right, it has no resemblance to doom. Its more like wolfenstien 3d, and even then it still isn't much like that game either.

    • @twilighthunter6583
      @twilighthunter6583 4 роки тому +1

      @@OMA2k actually, you could probably code the original single player parts of doom on to one of the color calculators. I have minesweeper, 2048, cookie clicker and a very broken Pokémon- esque Game on my colored Casio. Of course, I had to delete all the most space taking functions Of my calculator like the 3D graphs and such, but it was worth it lol.
      Edit: ok maybe you couldn’t copy the exact code, but you could redesign it down to the exact bugs and textures.

  • @Avbuub
    @Avbuub Рік тому +4

    Bro came to UA-cam to make a video running doom from potatoes and really just left. 😅

  • @M4rcLL
    @M4rcLL 3 роки тому +282

    The potato pc meme is now a reality.

    • @Mr-Patate87
      @Mr-Patate87 3 роки тому +5

      Well, the potato pc meme already comes from a guy who putted electricity in a potato, so....

  • @googlechromulent2049
    @googlechromulent2049 4 роки тому +199

    "I'm not eating these potatoes."
    Mold: So anyway, I started blasting spores

  • @Mau-hy4zi
    @Mau-hy4zi 4 роки тому +46

    So this is why the guy in the math problem needed 700 potatoes

  • @bourbon4462
    @bourbon4462 Рік тому +3

    oh, I thought it's about Portal..

  • @vinnycoco9321
    @vinnycoco9321 4 роки тому +281

    "So how's your 2020 going?"
    "I use potatoes to run doom"
    "cool"

  • @marcelzed1154
    @marcelzed1154 4 роки тому +61

    The experience definitely didn't reward you, so I hope the fact that so many people enjoyed the video kind of makes up for it

  • @Kokorow121
    @Kokorow121 4 роки тому +181

    Nobody:
    Math teacher test:
    "How many potatoes tu run doom ?"

    • @ANDRESGARCIA-qp2fd
      @ANDRESGARCIA-qp2fd 4 роки тому +4

      Trick question, not enough givens to solve the question

    • @Kokorow121
      @Kokorow121 4 роки тому +1

      @@ANDRESGARCIA-qp2fd by the axes of the Moon and the degree of Mars, give the size of Steven bathroom

    • @lamegamertime
      @lamegamertime 4 роки тому +1

      @@Kokorow121 5.3 seconds

    • @haik2103
      @haik2103 4 роки тому +1

      Math problems in a nutshell
      "Including the replies"

    • @ceramicfiber1720
      @ceramicfiber1720 4 роки тому +2

      Me: How am I supposed to solve this?
      Teacher: Use your graphing calculator

  • @TankGenics
    @TankGenics Рік тому +3

    "That is a potato battery. It's a toy for children."

  • @zombiekidcrazy
    @zombiekidcrazy 4 роки тому +212

    I can just imagine how awkward the cashier felt when he/she saw him with like, 20 bags of potatoes...

    • @SifArtorias
      @SifArtorias 4 роки тому +6

      she be like.... but why tho?

    • @ryanjung4416
      @ryanjung4416 4 роки тому +2

      @@SifArtorias that is hidden information

    • @mentos93
      @mentos93 4 роки тому +4

      If you live close to farmers just buy it directly. Farmers would apreciate that and most likely would get a more fair price.

    • @Rainbow__cookie
      @Rainbow__cookie 4 роки тому +2

      He is the guy in the math book that bought 20 bags of potatos

    • @irok1
      @irok1 4 роки тому +1

      Probably isn't the first time

  • @rangertalksdogsgames7996
    @rangertalksdogsgames7996 3 роки тому +1032

    Girl: He's probably thinking about other girls
    Guy: How many potatoes is needed to run Doom?

    • @waveybooo
      @waveybooo 3 роки тому +12

      @@ok-70707 IM TOTALLY CLICKING THAT LINK LIKE IT WOULDNT BE A RICKROLL OR SOMETHIBG LIKE CMON

    • @purdypanda4533
      @purdypanda4533 3 роки тому +4

      People with girlfriends don’t think about doom and potatoes

    • @ilham7345
      @ilham7345 3 роки тому +3

      @@purdypanda4533 who tf says that?

    • @purdypanda4533
      @purdypanda4533 3 роки тому +1

      @@ilham7345 I say that

    • @ClearReception
      @ClearReception 3 роки тому +3

      @@purdypanda4533 Then they need a better girlfriend.

  • @wylser
    @wylser 4 роки тому +113

    "Maybe I'm not high society enough to appreciate this culture"
    The best line in the video rofl

  • @QuintonLeo
    @QuintonLeo Місяць тому

    I think about this feat often. 4 years old and it's a shame you haven't done more videos. This is something I will tell people about my entire life so long as Doom comes up in the conversation. Job well done. It's still incredible that you got this done.

  • @dapperfield595
    @dapperfield595 3 роки тому +568

    I love how this video isn't just about running doom with potatoes, but teaches a lesson on not giving up as well.

    • @RyoHazuki224
      @RyoHazuki224 Рік тому

      Not all heroes wear capes.

    • @BusinessWolf1
      @BusinessWolf1 Рік тому +7

      No it doesn't, he gave up on the raspberry pi and took multiple days to hook up like 200 potatoes

    • @azerim2039
      @azerim2039 Рік тому +5

      ​@@BusinessWolf1Exactly. Knowing when to give up is important. He pivoted to the more realistic option when he realised he probably won't manage to get it to work on the Pi.

    • @TheMartianMancumpster
      @TheMartianMancumpster Рік тому

      This movie was better then a hot jizzy turd sliding out my bum

    • @RW77777777
      @RW77777777 Рік тому

      if you don't get what you want after 4!!! days, give up

  • @holderbee7811
    @holderbee7811 4 роки тому +40

    Life Lesson: Instead of despair, and who knows how many it will take... hook the Pi up to a bench supply and find the minimum values..

  • @ThatGuy-yc9yc
    @ThatGuy-yc9yc 4 роки тому +146

    Meanwhile in an alternative reality:
    A shadowed man sits down on a rusty worn-out bench, dark broken skies crackling with thunder. He pulls out a dilapidated cigarette and inhales. His eye gazes at the desolate plain littered with skyscrapers, potato farms that dissolve high into the clouds. The smell of fries permeates the air. He thinks to himself, "we have solved the world's energy crises, but, was it worth it?..."
    "F*ck yeah!!"

  • @akeem2983
    @akeem2983 8 місяців тому +1

    If you think about it, running doom through calculator powered by potatoes is actually cooler than raspberry PI. Because in this case, potatoes run both the computer AND the screen

  • @MontieMongoose
    @MontieMongoose 4 роки тому +399

    Knee-deep in the Peels
    The Shores of Idaho
    Thy Flesh Boiled

    • @rahulravishankar3152
      @rahulravishankar3152 4 роки тому +13

      Also, In-Spud-no

    • @khajiitimanus7432
      @khajiitimanus7432 4 роки тому +2

      Hehe

    • @moo9557
      @moo9557 4 роки тому +7

      The icon of spud

    • @ailexx3377
      @ailexx3377 4 роки тому

      Look at this almost a haiku. Just missing a single syllable at the end.

    • @Boomtox
      @Boomtox 4 роки тому

      I'm guessing your refering coeur d'alene its the closest we jave to shore

  • @jessehavok4181
    @jessehavok4181 3 роки тому +386

    This is what happens to some people when they get married.

    • @rockwellsecrest4398
      @rockwellsecrest4398 3 роки тому +10

      I wanna know what job he’s got lol

    • @jtboss263
      @jtboss263 3 роки тому +2

      @@rockwellsecrest4398 same

    • @Siile_
      @Siile_ 3 роки тому +6

      @@rockwellsecrest4398 the kind of job that you've still got to go to even if you went to bed at 5:30 and woke up at 8 unfortunately

    • @tordmunk
      @tordmunk 3 роки тому

      with potatos

  • @THE16THPHANTOM
    @THE16THPHANTOM 4 роки тому +39

    everyone had a friend who could waste their time helping them setup a battery made of potatoes, i'll bet world peace would not be far off the achievement list.

  • @romanshorif2330
    @romanshorif2330 Рік тому +2

    Anyone know what happened?
    Bro played doom then just left never to be seen or heard again.
    Hope he is doing well

    • @SarthakWasNotTaken
      @SarthakWasNotTaken Рік тому +1

      Didn't he say something like rotten potatoes are toxic or something. Yeah I don't think this ended well