I’d probably say “i am under orders to tell you quote to mind your own fucking business end quote sargent” I’d still receive a crucifixion for sure but it would clear my conscience a bit
I know I'm a year late, but I had that exact same thought! People are either going to run away in fear, or run towards the noise to see if they're really serious!
Vile individual is a word I would use to describe sexual predators, thieves and those who are very violent, not someone being a bit cheeky to the Provost Sergeant. Lol.
Relaying rude messages has got to be one of those universal memes in any modern military. A friend of mine was serving as a conscript corporal in an artillery battery, and during field training he randomly got ordered by the artillery's commanding officer to go tell a wacky warrant officer, that my friend has been assigned to change his pants. My friend of course got yelled out of the targets sight. He then went back to report that he had failed the mission, to which the group of officers bursted out laughing. To this day he has no idea what the whole thing was about.
It's probably the officers pulling a prank. Similar to what the NCOs did in Bad Lad's Army once where during pay, they told a recruit to say "knife fork and spoon" after saying their rank, name and number on the grounds they'd get more money.
Me too, I wish that they would bring the program back. It was a meaningful, constructive program, unlike fucking crap programs such as Love Island and Big Brother
@@peaveyst7 it worked wonders on the majority of the men in my immediate family. Most of them would be in prison if it weren't for the military. It taught them to be men, and good, successful, moral men at that. I have a suspicion you have no idea what you're talking about.
@@nemesisslr I'd say it's like when you have something bad happen but are able to look back on it and joke about it later. Not funny at the time but I bet even he laughed about it months or years after when he told the story. Therefore I can have a good laugh as i've been through a beasting myself. It's not like it's a tragic event you never joke about, at least as I see it.
@@nemesisslr when you look back on it years later, yeah it is hilarious. You just have to play the game. But when your doing it hell no it's not a joke!
@gillecroisd 92 Only elite units get away with this type of punishment and that's solely becuase it's kept behind closed doors the masses don't know it goes on.
@gillecroisd 92 Hazing and bullying would be, literally treating them like shit for no reason, and throwing them in dryers and shit. Wish people would realize this is different from a good smoke session for someone being ate up.
@gillecroisd 92... We would make all the privates takes their bunks, wall lockers, gear, anything not bolted down, and move it 3 flights of stairs down into a breezeway to set it all up just for it to get messed up and told to go out it all back correctly upstairs in the barracks. Like 5 times in a row. I'd rather have done this bullshit smoking these soft brits are doing.
@@BigRed707 he died of leukemia although others said he died of covid. Marcus burkes is also dead. He died only a few weeks ago aged 40 and he DID die of covid. He was an anti vaxer and thought he couldn't get it because he was a fitness freak and a healthy eater.... But he changed his mind and on his literal death bed he urged people to get the vaccine.
We have a former WO 1st class at work,he’s 70 now. The respect(with an element of fear!)he has from everyone is immense. And he can shout….BOY can he shout. Hilarious aswell. I’ve been told to ‘sort myself out and double away you horrible little man’ on a few occasions.
I have a different method of crucifixion. Have your joe lay on his back, raise his arms up 45 degree angles, same with his legs, do a half crunch, and put his chin to his chest. Have him hold that position. (Sucks and difficult to breathe, and strains the shit out of your abs) If failure to hold that position for the prescribed duration run laps around the quad while carrying a nice sized log. Try it out NCOs. Will get the message across. One of my NCOs did this to me when I was a joe, and I felt like throwing up in that version of a 'crucifix'
1:30 I just started laughing way to hard. Sgt Raes: Gentlemen. We have a crucifiction! And in the next scene he is just choking the shit out of this guy.
Sgt. Rae! That is what a proper sergeant in the British Army should be like! The only ones worse than him are the Sergeant Majors! Never, ever, piss of the CSM, RSM or the Staff Sergeants! They will ruin your life!
They actually have a scene like this in the movie Zulu Dawn. What I don't understand is how the soldiers wouldn't just be charged with a military offense for cursing at a senior NCO. That's exactly what would happen in the US military
There is paperwork, we have AGAIs (Adjutant General Administrative instruction IIRC, but Ive been out nearly a decade). Its probably the equivalent to an Article 15 I think? Basically - reprimanded with record, and the punishment would be marked as "corrective training" i.e, a big fucking beasting (smoking in US terms) These guys werent auditioning for the real military, so no need for records. A lot of them needed those punishments tho 😂
Used to work in a hotel that did a similar thing. This guy was really late once and didn’t seem to care so the boss was furious about it. He told him to go and ask the head chef for something and when the chef asked why he had to say “just do as I fucking asked alright?”
The provo is a beast the British army is a beautiful thing ,you got the toughest fowl mouthed sergeants and the real posh major and captains who dont need to raise their voice
British expat living in American (currently in NYC, but previously Sarasota, Florida) for the better part of the last decade with ambitions to return to the UK and join the British armed forces. Would pay good money to see all the smug entitled country club and TikTok types (Gen Z mostly) I see around here go through the ringer of some good old fashioned British Sgt Rae-styled smoking
In todays world, young men are too often subject to living disadvantaged lives where they are either born illegitimate, or are victims of broken homes . The missing link is a father, who with a mother provides natural rich guidance and love. A father should be the guiding light for every son . When you see Sergeant Weston at work, he is enacting the role of a father to those hapless boys. It is a wake up call for all young chaps to go forward and achieve something.
Relaying rude messages is actually genius
Guy Manson
indeed
I’d probably say “i am under orders to tell you quote to mind your own fucking business end quote sargent” I’d still receive a crucifixion for sure but it would clear my conscience a bit
Delegation of punishment
@@finaladvance5085 What would make your punishment 3x worse trust me.
MonetMonetMonet I am sure you are right and I’m sure I will suffer for it. But even under orders I don’t think I could disrespect a senior like that.
Imagine you're a random civilian walking passed the camp and in the distance you hear 'GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A CRUCIFICATION!'
Romes back late
LOL
Laugh my ass off
@@setsers1 hilarious innit
I know I'm a year late, but I had that exact same thought! People are either going to run away in fear, or run towards the noise to see if they're really serious!
They sound polite even when they are pissed
Don't be silly .
Quality of the British empire.
Wow Americans are easily impressed!
@@ashton6478 You do realise they are nothing to do with the actual army?
@@ashton6478 The British armed forces disciplinary system is more strict then the US after training. Let's not talk about the air force.
"You vile individual." lovely
I'm going to have to use that one
Pure poetry!
Another good one was "you human question Mark"
Vile individual is a word I would use to describe sexual predators, thieves and those who are very violent, not someone being a bit cheeky to the Provost Sergeant. Lol.
0:46 when rae says "dont even say sergeant" cracks me up every time 😂😂😂
The best bit for me is when the sergeant looks confused and says "say that again... say that aloud" hahaha
"GET AWAY YOU VILE INDIVIDUAL!!!"
literally crying from laughter at that
Pissed myself laughing at this. When he shouted we have a crucifixion I couldn't take anymore laughing.
Lost it!! 🤣
Relaying rude messages has got to be one of those universal memes in any modern military. A friend of mine was serving as a conscript corporal in an artillery battery, and during field training he randomly got ordered by the artillery's commanding officer to go tell a wacky warrant officer, that my friend has been assigned to change his pants. My friend of course got yelled out of the targets sight. He then went back to report that he had failed the mission, to which the group of officers bursted out laughing. To this day he has no idea what the whole thing was about.
Its a damned if you, damned if you don't kind of deal.
It's probably the officers pulling a prank. Similar to what the NCOs did in Bad Lad's Army once where during pay, they told a recruit to say "knife fork and spoon" after saying their rank, name and number on the grounds they'd get more money.
"Get away, you vile individual!"
He still has class.
love it should bring bad lads army back
Me too, I wish that they would bring the program back.
It was a meaningful, constructive program, unlike fucking crap programs such as Love Island and Big Brother
They allow shouting in the army these days?
I doubt the self entitled snowflake generation we have now would last that long for a TV series
@@59Lemony every army in the world shouts
@Dias06 wait what does invasions have too do with soft hearted people
Sometimes you need good old school crap like this....Its wakes up all the entitled little dweebs.
Fred B. dweebs, turned into 1993 here
Allan WATP Dweeb.
it has actuall little effects on the behavior...
Right, because National Service worked wonders for the Kray Twins...
@@peaveyst7 it worked wonders on the majority of the men in my immediate family. Most of them would be in prison if it weren't for the military. It taught them to be men, and good, successful, moral men at that. I have a suspicion you have no idea what you're talking about.
this has been the most hilarious shit I've ever seen.
You should go through it, its not funny then
@@nemesisslr
I'd say it's like when you have something bad happen but are able to look back on it and joke about it later. Not funny at the time but I bet even he laughed about it months or years after when he told the story. Therefore I can have a good laugh as i've been through a beasting myself. It's not like it's a tragic event you never joke about, at least as I see it.
@@Will831100totally agree with you mayey
@@nemesisslr when you look back on it years later, yeah it is hilarious. You just have to play the game. But when your doing it hell no it's not a joke!
Sergeant Weston is like meeting your girlfriends father for the first time . You won’t even make it through the door
Rest In Peace Sgt Rae, a legend of a man
Seconded.
Thirded
Fourteth
NO! What a wonderful man. I'm so sad to hear this. A soldier and a gentleman.
HOLY SHIT I didnt know he fucking died!!!!!!!!!
it's when provo Sgts face just changes! shock, disbelief at the same time!
"Mind the f***ing paintwork!"
God help the guy had he chipped that paintwork, to.. o.O
1:05 - 1:09. That reaction was priceless 😂😂
Him: *damn, where'd I leave my earphones?*
1:45 *Roman Legion* "Pfft, you call that a Crucifixion?"
*Jesus* "Pfft, you call that a crucifixion?"
I bet he was pleased it wasn't a real crucifixion.
Quiet and begone, demon! Orthodoxy is coming through! ☦️🇬🇷@@johnb6723
There's a rubber duck in his locker.
He's a case. Lol.
Well, Sgt wiped that smile off his face quite thoroughly.
When men where men and recruits were terribly afraid.
'Getaway you vile individual' ! Music, pure music.
All things considered he got off pretty lightly lol.
@gillecroisd 92 Only elite units get away with this type of punishment and that's solely becuase it's kept behind closed doors the masses don't know it goes on.
@gillecroisd 92 Hazing and bullying would be, literally treating them like shit for no reason, and throwing them in dryers and shit.
Wish people would realize this is different from a good smoke session for someone being ate up.
@gillecroisd 92... We would make all the privates takes their bunks, wall lockers, gear, anything not bolted down, and move it 3 flights of stairs down into a breezeway to set it all up just for it to get messed up and told to go out it all back correctly upstairs in the barracks. Like 5 times in a row.
I'd rather have done this bullshit smoking these soft brits are doing.
@@Mezmerizer02 You sound like Rambos bigger brother Hambo
@@wetlettuce4768 Lol,the elites all did the same basic-training with the rest,in the national service years.
0:07 is anyone going to minshin the rubber duck?
Jody Watkins minshin
It’s for bath time.
minshin
Minshin
My tired ass thought you said "rubber dick"
This is some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen, wish they'd bring this series back!!
provo sgt weston should be primeminister
RIP Sergeant! Forever remembered 😔
WTF? He's dead?!
What
@@BigRed707 he died of leukemia although others said he died of covid. Marcus burkes is also dead. He died only a few weeks ago aged 40 and he DID die of covid. He was an anti vaxer and thought he couldn't get it because he was a fitness freak and a healthy eater.... But he changed his mind and on his literal death bed he urged people to get the vaccine.
The expression on the provo sergeants face at 1:03 is priceless
We have a former WO 1st class at work,he’s 70 now. The respect(with an element of fear!)he has from everyone is immense. And he can shout….BOY can he shout. Hilarious aswell. I’ve been told to ‘sort myself out and double away you horrible little man’ on a few occasions.
This 100% needs to come back ,would love to see it now days 😂
OMG! Ordering someone to say, "Mind your own f*****g business!" to a British Army Sergeant is an evil and sly punishment.
Originally, I thought it was overkill. But when you realise that he made Sgt Rae look bad in front of the company officer. It's understandable.
I have a different method of crucifixion. Have your joe lay on his back, raise his arms up 45 degree angles, same with his legs, do a half crunch, and put his chin to his chest. Have him hold that position. (Sucks and difficult to breathe, and strains the shit out of your abs)
If failure to hold that position for the prescribed duration run laps around the quad while carrying a nice sized log.
Try it out NCOs. Will get the message across. One of my NCOs did this to me when I was a joe, and I felt like throwing up in that version of a 'crucifix'
you're forgetting one thing
Yoo I used to watch this back in June 2018
absolutely loved the series
1:30
I just started laughing way to hard.
Sgt Raes: Gentlemen. We have a crucifiction!
And in the next scene he is just choking the shit out of this guy.
It was a good job it wasn't a real crucifixion.
The Provo was Sgt Weston
1:33 provo just cracks into laughter as the scene is cut.
Provost Sergeant Weston for Prime Minister!
1:30 'GENTLEMEN? WE HAVE A CRUCIFIXION!!!'
Hahaha brilliant
The good old English days :) were you got a kick up arse if you didn't respect your elders
I'm single
*british
+Steve Ellis Hughes *English
mandy Hoyle yep now a day
People get upset over words, you can even see that in news articles
I wish these days would come back. Much more simpler times and stupidity was punished for real
nowadays this would be 36 hours in the glasshouse
whats that
+HeyImLarry Military Prison. It's in Colchester I think. There's a couple of good documentaries on here.
+1911 Savage I live in a glasshouse. Sowerby Bridge - used to be the military prison.
@@banterlad1514 my mate got sent there. They bring you nice looking food , until you eat it, and it's full of sand.
@@oscar38 sand lmfao
There is absolutely no way I wouldn't have cracked up in this as well.
“Gentlemen, we have a crucifixion!”
😥Sgt. Alistair Rea (the Sgt with the officer) passed away from Coronavirus just before Christmas RIP 😥
Thanks for that. Very sad. This coronavirus has caused so much damage. RIP
Love Sargent Rae telling him to say that; absolute legend. I’m sad I’ll never meet the man.
I loved this programme, it was a right laugh. Shame it only lasted a few series while shite like the X Factor is still on every year.
Hilarious I forgot all about bad lads army nice one mate for uploads 👍👍👍👍👍 awesome program when it was on at the time best on TV I thought
This is like the british version of the Soldier Class in TF2
I wish this was still on TV
Tim weston's reaction to "mind your own f**king business" at 1:05 always gets me!
Love that Provo Sgt ,completely reliable man !
"We'av a fackin camedian ere!"
Sgt. Rae! That is what a proper sergeant in the British Army should be like! The only ones worse than him are the Sergeant Majors! Never, ever, piss of the CSM, RSM or the Staff Sergeants! They will ruin your life!
Or end it in a most painful and humiliating way
Miss Bad Lads Army, the Provost was worth it alone
1:06 He's like: Wohooo! Wasn't expecting that. A'ight time to torture him.
1:31 GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A CRUCIFIXION!
At that moment the recruit knew he was fucked
every single person needs a Provost Sgt Tim Weston in their life
i never knew popeye could mind his own buisness
My Dad and friends of his Generation, have told me, this is Bunkum. This sort of thing apparently didn’t happen. Mind you, he and they were Navy.
1:06 min is SO DESAPOINTED XD
Is like: well im going to play as the bad Cops.
HOLY CHRIST I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!
when I saw this for the first time I laughed so much I couldn't stop. usually I don't laugh over nothing.
RIP sgt alistair rae.
Tim Weston has me in stitches laughing every time LMAO!!!!!
Should bring this back was good TV show back in the day
You might smile and think it's funny at some point but you'll be sorted out promptly
Straight after he says it he apologised.. he knew he was about to get a beasting
How can you not laugh?? I would be dying. 🤣🤣🤣
Lol...Isn't this private the same guy whose ponytail was cut by Sgt. Rae at the beginning of the show?
yeah, is my brother in law private barrett 🤣🤣
“Don’t even say Sargent” 😂😂😂😂. Thats the worst bit hahaha
They actually have a scene like this in the movie Zulu Dawn. What I don't understand is how the soldiers wouldn't just be charged with a military offense for cursing at a senior NCO. That's exactly what would happen in the US military
There is paperwork, we have AGAIs (Adjutant General Administrative instruction IIRC, but Ive been out nearly a decade). Its probably the equivalent to an Article 15 I think? Basically - reprimanded with record, and the punishment would be marked as "corrective training" i.e, a big fucking beasting (smoking in US terms)
These guys werent auditioning for the real military, so no need for records. A lot of them needed those punishments tho 😂
US D.S.: GO you pieces of CRAP! GET OUT OF MY BARRACKS HALL!
British D.S.: Gentlemen, we have a crucifixion! *places cadet on barrels*
He fell for it, hook, line and sinker.
I can confirm rude messages as a punishment still exists.
Es geht doch nichts über die liebevollen gesprochen Worte der Anerkennung des Segeants, bei der Morgenandacht !
American Sergeant here... I like this.
I fucking loved Weston he was the best part of the show
Used to work in a hotel that did a similar thing. This guy was really late once and didn’t seem to care so the boss was furious about it. He told him to go and ask the head chef for something and when the chef asked why he had to say “just do as I fucking asked alright?”
LOL thanks for sharing 😂😂
proud to say that the private in this video, private ross barrett is my brother in law 🤣🤣🤣
Thats awesome. Is he doing better nowadays?
@@RetroAdzz yes mate thanks he is doing awesome
R. I. P
Weston seemed a sound guy to me: tough but fair. He’s probably pissing himself with laughter inside.
Can't beat relay the message to the Provo Sgt I miss them days
Hard watching this knowing Sgt Rae is no longer with us
Really?! When did Sgt Rae pass away & what if you know did he die of please?
@@matthewvwuk Sadly passed away last year due to Covid
The provo is a beast the British army is a beautiful thing ,you got the toughest fowl mouthed sergeants and the real posh major and captains who dont need to raise their voice
God I missed basic training!
The british counterpart of sgt. Hartmann
British expat living in American (currently in NYC, but previously Sarasota, Florida) for the better part of the last decade with ambitions to return to the UK and join the British armed forces.
Would pay good money to see all the smug entitled country club and TikTok types (Gen Z mostly) I see around here go through the ringer of some good old fashioned British Sgt Rae-styled smoking
I don’t remember this cod
I think Barrett was also one of the people whom was in one of the final parades, in one of the bad lads Army series.
I honest;l have nothing but respect for all the lads who stuck the beastings out on this show, I'd have given up far sooner
He knows the worst hazing I've ever seen before
I have a message for you that you will relay to the provost sergeant 😂😂😂
He's funny as fuck, probably the best character in the show haha 😂
Rest in peace, S'ant Rae!
Wow the British army changed a lot.
makes me wonder how much screaming in the ear it takes until these people start to go a little deaf...
For most of them their voices are already gone from all the yelling.
In todays world, young men are too often subject to living disadvantaged lives where they are either born illegitimate, or are victims of broken homes . The missing link is a father, who with a mother provides natural rich guidance and love. A father should be the guiding light for every son . When you see Sergeant Weston at work, he is enacting the role of a father to those hapless boys. It is a wake up call for all young chaps to go forward and achieve something.
Mind your own fooking business.” I would love if he said that after his punishment.
Some reason I got FULL METAL JACKET movie vibes.
Thought that was Captain Price at the beginning
I love this show
I think he got the message
The provo sgt looks like buck from ice age and sounds like him too 😂
Give the guy credit to not dodge the message by saying I was told to relay this message. Tock it like a champ.