Artie on Kimmel

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  • Опубліковано 29 сер 2024
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  • @flex19112
    @flex19112 6 років тому +34

    This is the most amazing quality video from 2006 :P

    • @casperowens2482
      @casperowens2482 2 роки тому

      @Release The Kraken i dont think youtube allowed hd in '06. this is 480p btw

  • @MrChicotg
    @MrChicotg 10 років тому +69

    "It's a jew broad fights Draculas" XD lmfao XD

  • @Ty-Mirrors
    @Ty-Mirrors 6 років тому +67

    Artie’s my favorite junkie

  • @howardshtern5191
    @howardshtern5191 8 років тому +36

    artie is the fuckin man

  • @SinisterMud
    @SinisterMud 3 роки тому +18

    I love how he sips his water like it is hard liquor.😂

  • @unk9530
    @unk9530 9 років тому +44

    Artie is the fucking best

    • @hallnoats4ever
      @hallnoats4ever 8 років тому +1

      Fucking D list loser

    • @mikes3827
      @mikes3827 8 років тому +6

      +john sacino Absolutely. 100% down-to-earth and funny. Love the guy, and I hope he can get into better shape, physically, because I want to see him down the road.

    • @alec6583
      @alec6583 8 років тому

      B-list. Definitely B-list.

    • @knockout9446
      @knockout9446 3 роки тому +1

      @@hallnoats4ever jealous?

  • @guybroyles48
    @guybroyles48 3 роки тому +4

    My God does the world need more Artie Lange types these days!

  • @Dibrini
    @Dibrini 17 років тому +10

    They bleeped out "coke" but they let him say "hookers."

    • @ABCDuwachui
      @ABCDuwachui Місяць тому +1

      16 years later we speak your name

  • @oliverkalamata2753
    @oliverkalamata2753 3 роки тому +4

    Artie is so Italian because he says Mootz-Ah-Rell....

  • @eugeneslivko5042
    @eugeneslivko5042 8 років тому +13

    I think this is his greatest appearance.

    • @BlamedForRape
      @BlamedForRape 8 років тому +14

      nope, that would be his appearance on the Joe buck show

    • @ryanpeterson8668
      @ryanpeterson8668 2 роки тому

      @@BlamedForRape that was a wild one

  • @dabearcub
    @dabearcub 12 років тому +31

    What do Beth O. and Beer League have in common? No matter how hard Howard's plugging it, nobody is coming.

    • @Spanishdog17
      @Spanishdog17 6 років тому +5

      Playa Vista I know that's from a roast. I think it was one of Sal's lines.

    • @agkillah4726
      @agkillah4726 4 роки тому

      Hack hack

    • @dabearcub
      @dabearcub 4 роки тому

      AG Killah Dude was an unfunny standup, but enjoyable on Howard.

    • @agkillah4726
      @agkillah4726 4 роки тому

      Howard loves racist and chaotic ppl

    • @Radar-ic1lv
      @Radar-ic1lv 4 роки тому +1

      What do Beth O. and Mike Yastrzemski have in common? Both of their grandfathers won the Triple Crown.. Carl in baseball ⚾️ and Secretariat in horse racing.🐎

  • @damianpriest196
    @damianpriest196 3 роки тому +5

    I am dead at the Norm McDonald story 😂😂😂

  • @Ty-Mirrors
    @Ty-Mirrors 6 років тому +7

    Love talking to people like Artie. Easy to have a conversation with and don’t give af about what they say.

  • @DieselDip
    @DieselDip 7 років тому +9

    he has jimmy dying at the old guy story 😂

  • @curticejames5182
    @curticejames5182 6 років тому +6

    Artie looks like Jeff the drunk now lmmfao

  • @jimdetherage6403
    @jimdetherage6403 6 років тому +9

    I hate when some people credit every bit of Arties success to Howard... what about MAD T.V.? Stand-up career..? Book deals , new yorks best selling author...podcast...? The Artie Lange Show... i mean being on howard may have helped his career, but in my opinion , Artie helped the 'Howard Stern Show' and in those years he was there, honestly, he made the show what it was.... the fights with Crazy Alice... prank calls... the epic prank on that porn star crystal... this dude is a comedy legend & most comics would agree also... drugs just really got ahold of him, like they do alot of people...

    • @carewser
      @carewser 5 років тому +1

      Except a lot of that came about as result of being on Stern

  • @MrFartyman44
    @MrFartyman44 3 роки тому +3

    Uploaded 14 years ago. Crazy

  • @dirtson
    @dirtson 16 днів тому

    watching these older artie videos kinda makes me feel bad for him but im happy hes doin better now

  • @aliensarerealancient
    @aliensarerealancient 8 років тому +3

    For anyone wondering as I did what the bass and drum line at the end is.. Fallout Boy - Dance, Dance

  • @angelsunlight
    @angelsunlight 3 роки тому +2

    Damn Artie and the yeah yeah yeahs 😭😭😭😭😭 what a time

    • @v.m.m.7729
      @v.m.m.7729 3 роки тому

      He got mustard stains on his shirt and a huge gut

  • @mosabhijazi671
    @mosabhijazi671 7 років тому +6

    This man is a fucking legend . !

  • @WarmandHardy
    @WarmandHardy Місяць тому

    Artie was a golden era of honest comedy.

  • @knockout9446
    @knockout9446 3 роки тому +1

    This was back when Kimmel wasn’t awake.

  • @shawnjones4370
    @shawnjones4370 3 роки тому +5

    Artie is hilarious. The other guy, not so much.

  • @Jkorn
    @Jkorn 6 років тому +14

    Artie gets a bigger Pop than Roman Reigns #wwe 😂💯

  • @patogonzalez69
    @patogonzalez69 9 років тому +7

    from what ive heard, the reason howard wont have him back is cause of arties mom and sis both blamed howard for arties suicide attempt and for using his problems for radio gold so in someways howard doesnt need that. but i ove artie

    • @exene10003
      @exene10003 8 років тому +4

      +Patrick Gonzalez I've heard that and I also think Howard partially agreed with them or at least felt guilty about it. I'm sure he consulted with his shrink and they decided it was best for Howard to steer clear of the Artie psychodrama. I'm a big Artie fan but his track record is not good.

  • @jeff7764
    @jeff7764 6 місяців тому

    I remember watching this in 2006, this was right around the time Artie admitted to being a heroin addict on air.

  • @charlesliuzzo7275
    @charlesliuzzo7275 4 роки тому +1

    Moon face Kimmel was a lot funnier than social justice warrior Kimmel

  • @kevinsmith5270
    @kevinsmith5270 8 років тому +38

    you either love or hate this guy.

  • @Chinosuave
    @Chinosuave 17 років тому +5

    Jokes on u. Artie's still kickin...Long live Artie!

    • @Sempfer5
      @Sempfer5 3 роки тому +2

      How are you 13 years later?

    • @ABCDuwachui
      @ABCDuwachui Місяць тому +1

      @@Sempfer5how are you 3 years later?

    • @Sempfer5
      @Sempfer5 Місяць тому +1

      @@ABCDuwachui better than 3 years ago 😆

    • @Sempfer5
      @Sempfer5 Місяць тому

      @@ABCDuwachui how about you?

    • @ABCDuwachui
      @ABCDuwachui Місяць тому +1

      @@Sempfer5 better 49’minutes later after a nap

  • @westfield90
    @westfield90 11 років тому +5

    Artie is the best

  • @michaeldavis9813
    @michaeldavis9813 3 роки тому +3

    Has anyone seen List and Found? I have it on DVD and it holds up.

    • @knockout9446
      @knockout9446 3 роки тому +2

      No, but Lost and Found was good.

    • @joelrendon3339
      @joelrendon3339 2 роки тому

      Nobody ever talks about that movie it's cuz Spade Sux

  • @adagu3
    @adagu3 2 роки тому

    Artie lang I like what he brought to comedy his style was unique and on time for his era

  • @12345balla12345
    @12345balla12345 8 років тому +2

    Jimmy looks like Glenn from the Ringer lol

  • @jmsmith1767
    @jmsmith1767 4 місяці тому

    Artie was very very funny, I hope he’s doing well.

  • @inrwizards
    @inrwizards 12 років тому +2

    How can any1 not love Artie?

  • @rocksteady6793
    @rocksteady6793 5 років тому +6

    Every interview artie has ever done he tells that norm date rapist joke

  • @Karemaker
    @Karemaker 5 років тому +2

    I miss the chubby Kimmel.

  • @FoodforThought12345678dsds
    @FoodforThought12345678dsds 3 роки тому +3

    Was this filmed on an HD potato?

  • @amyntut
    @amyntut 3 роки тому +4

    Love Arnie despite his demons. He's a hilarious guy .

    • @knockout9446
      @knockout9446 3 роки тому

      Everyone has demons. Even you, buttercup.

    • @amyntut
      @amyntut 3 роки тому +1

      @@knockout9446 I didn't mean it in a bad way. Everyone hates him because of his addiction. I was just stating that it doesn't bother me. Lighten up buttercup.

    • @kingofthehill9177
      @kingofthehill9177 2 роки тому +1

      Two buttercups going at it

  • @normsstandupvault9862
    @normsstandupvault9862 2 роки тому

    Help! I can't stop watching Norm.

  • @nycxyz2
    @nycxyz2 12 років тому +2

    There used to a youtube video of Artie on Kimmel a few years back. He was a wreck of a person, but he was funny as shit. Sarah Silverman was on too. Anyone see that? Whoever uploaded it took it down a while back.

  • @Dusco25
    @Dusco25 13 років тому +2

    they block the word "homo" what a sad world we live in now

  • @katmartin62
    @katmartin62 2 місяці тому

    Artie, you're a 4-Star actor.......

  • @casperowens2482
    @casperowens2482 2 роки тому +1

    I think I like Jimmy a lot better in this era than now

    • @mr_skills
      @mr_skills 2 місяці тому

      Well yeah, now Jimmy is just a virtue signaling democratic strategist.

  • @Valkonnen
    @Valkonnen 14 років тому +1

    @Drussdeeznutz It's great when they have Sarah Michelle Gellar on the Stern show, because when he mentions her Jewishness, she get's all nervous and changes the subject...That's pretty weird, as she should be proud...

  • @faffaflunkie
    @faffaflunkie 13 років тому +4

    Artie Lange was at one time considered the most talented sketch comic in the business. When did he just give up?

  • @rub3nski
    @rub3nski 9 років тому +8

    lol i eat buffalo mozzarella like an apple too its so fukin great how can u not ?

    • @glennyeah
      @glennyeah 9 років тому +1

      doesn't it drip all over?

    • @rub3nski
      @rub3nski 9 років тому +1

      you dry it a bit first but ya it still does

    • @glennyeah
      @glennyeah 8 років тому

      *****
      i salute you, sir

  • @2taggs2
    @2taggs2 4 роки тому

    Artie on Heroine on Kimmel.

  • @OttoByOgraffey
    @OttoByOgraffey Рік тому

    Man, Artie threw his life away.

  • @kensilverman793
    @kensilverman793 10 років тому +7

    is NOBODY gonna mention the fact that his neck keeps rubbing against his mic making a horrible scratching noise?

    • @noiseforthealgorithm4668
      @noiseforthealgorithm4668 6 років тому

      who gives a fuck

    • @Ty-Mirrors
      @Ty-Mirrors 6 років тому

      Ken Silverman lmao didn’t notice til I saw this. Thought it was just bad quality.

  • @captspualding
    @captspualding 17 років тому +2

    Artie is a funny dude.

  • @Breeslave
    @Breeslave 16 років тому

    Hmm. If that's the case How big is Artie's side of the Break room fridge at the Stern show?

  • @captspualding
    @captspualding 17 років тому +2

    A jew girl who fights dracula, classic.

  • @MrVarhansen
    @MrVarhansen 5 років тому +2

    I didnt know jimmy Kimmel had this show in 2006.... it's been a bad decade...

  • @mooseknuckle4007
    @mooseknuckle4007 5 років тому

    He was probably drinking vodka

  • @michaelpaul9783
    @michaelpaul9783 Рік тому

    Artie was great

  • @gilbogilbo79
    @gilbogilbo79 11 років тому +2

    I'd have to have alot of coke

  • @shannonsmith2642
    @shannonsmith2642 3 роки тому

    He’s actually not kidding, sad to say.

  • @Valkonnen
    @Valkonnen 14 років тому +1

    I don't know about his talent or anything pertaining to his personality, but when a guy lets himself go, looks and dresses dumpy, and doesn't bother to shave..It shows that he has absolutely no self -respect...This is proven by his recent suicide attempt...He has a lovely girlfriend, a Mom who adores him, and Millions of dollars, yet he still hates himself so much that he actually stabbed himself nine times with a knife. He's really beyond help ..

  • @JoeCharogoff
    @JoeCharogoff 12 років тому +2

    If he didn't find a spot for Normy he has no right to call him friend.

  • @GrotesqueHyydra
    @GrotesqueHyydra 10 років тому

    I love
    Artie !

  • @dabearcub
    @dabearcub 12 років тому

    If you saw my mom, you'd rather have Grandma Caprio.

  • @jkake2434
    @jkake2434 9 років тому +2

    pizza delivery boy.. lol

  • @ImpersonationFilms
    @ImpersonationFilms 5 років тому

    See Artie Lange Live in Staten Island November 2nd! Get your tickets now! www.eventbrite.com/e/staten-island-comedy-night-with-artie-lange-tickets-50922788431?aff=ebdssbdestsearch

  • @KOJ23
    @KOJ23 3 місяці тому

    jimmy being a bad host here asking boring questions

  • @lovesosaJDPON
    @lovesosaJDPON 3 роки тому

    "its a jew broad fights dracual" lmfao

  • @quantezschofield9239
    @quantezschofield9239 6 років тому

    Good gosh was this filmed in 1997?

  • @Franky2shoes647
    @Franky2shoes647 4 роки тому

    You look like Santa when he was young 🥶

  • @macco360
    @macco360 16 років тому +1

    ABC's censorship is pathetic. "Homo" and "coke." Jesus.

  • @stavdogg1576
    @stavdogg1576 6 років тому

    What Eva was he talking about at the beginning? Any one know?

  • @stephenstrang590
    @stephenstrang590 2 роки тому

    What was that bleep?

  • @conorwilson8888
    @conorwilson8888 2 роки тому

    You look like a young Santa

  • @Redshift313
    @Redshift313 11 років тому

    I Love You Artie

  • @Breeslave
    @Breeslave 16 років тому

    I love Artie a lot, but does cocaine make you lose your hair? LOL!

  • @jackgriffeyjr
    @jackgriffeyjr 7 років тому +4

    "In order for me to get a chick like that I'd have to have a lot of _________" ?? 1:10

  • @MrChicotg
    @MrChicotg 11 років тому +1

    The funny thing is Jimmy Kimmel thinks he's funny.

  • @rmelgar26
    @rmelgar26 7 років тому

    Love Beer Leaque,Arties is the Best.

  • @Danuch113ny
    @Danuch113ny 13 років тому

    drug addiction is a horrible thing.....its a shame

  • @ohno837
    @ohno837 3 роки тому

    Best comedian ever

  • @2taggs2
    @2taggs2 13 років тому

    @stndrds79
    He's actually 40 pounds lighter on this

  • @telecasterbear
    @telecasterbear 14 років тому

    i'd like to feed the bear

  • @nolanmayer6387
    @nolanmayer6387 7 років тому +4

    lol @ the description

  • @MrVarhansen
    @MrVarhansen 5 років тому +3

    Hey I'm artie lang, I think I'm chris Farley

  • @billb4405
    @billb4405 6 років тому +1

    I'd love to hang out with AL in a dirty little bar in NYC at 11 in the morning drinking double scotches with a splash as it rains bowling balls and at least a couple of fights break out with a stoned Willie Nelson on the juke box and the men's toilet works. My name is Barbara, and I'm out.

  • @kms386
    @kms386 5 років тому

    wow he even looked like shit 12 years ago

  • @cflores1889
    @cflores1889 8 років тому +3

    What's in that glass?

    • @hallnoats4ever
      @hallnoats4ever 8 років тому +1

      Water

    • @cflores1889
      @cflores1889 8 років тому +3

      hallnoats4ever I think it's heroin laced water.

    • @Stratahoovius
      @Stratahoovius 8 років тому +3

      +cflores1889 Probably gin or vodka, let's be honest. No one keeps regular water that close to them like that! lol

    • @taproductions4377
      @taproductions4377 8 років тому

      +cflores1889 and youre just a cry baby

    • @Stratahoovius
      @Stratahoovius 8 років тому +1

      TAProductions I'm an alcoholic, and I know that I always keep my drink as close to me as possible, and I know many others do. So there.

  • @THECLARENCES
    @THECLARENCES 6 років тому

    Artie!
    xoxo The Clarences

  • @diddykongiskool
    @diddykongiskool 16 років тому

    Heroin, not coke.

  • @TheGator876
    @TheGator876 3 роки тому

    RIP Jimmy Kimmel

  • @Gunman610
    @Gunman610 13 років тому +1

    Wow...they bleeped out 'coke' when Artie explains why Eva Longoria left. It sounds like he says something funnier and more bleepable, but read his lips.
    And, as usual, I can never tell what's funnier, talk to Norm MacDonald or listening to Artie talk about Norm MacDonald.

  • @Ziggy_Rotten
    @Ziggy_Rotten 6 років тому

    Therapy is for who?
    I couldn't read his lips.

  • @Blood0cean
    @Blood0cean 3 роки тому

    Alot of what? Coke?

  • @sainters7
    @sainters7 15 років тому

    Nah its more a cult culture thing. If you dont have Sirius radio or listen to Howard Stern you probably wouldn't even know about him besides memories of him on Mad TV in the '90s, or maybe Dirty Work.

  • @basketballplayer4978
    @basketballplayer4978 5 років тому +1

    Watch every Artie interview you see why he was so good on radio..

  • @zev007
    @zev007 17 років тому

    this guy said it all. he's a jerk too, though

  • @guyb6665
    @guyb6665 3 роки тому

    Jimmy needs to lose weight

  • @pcproff
    @pcproff 12 років тому +1

    You took that from Sal Governale still funny though.

  • @JohnDoe-ef3nv
    @JohnDoe-ef3nv 8 років тому +9

    Rip

    • @cflores1889
      @cflores1889 8 років тому +6

      +Joe Schmoe Only his career is dead.

    • @JprimeWorld
      @JprimeWorld 7 років тому +4

      Haha charles hes back baby!!!

    • @TINML
      @TINML 7 років тому +1

      #Crashing

  • @frompdiggity
    @frompdiggity 16 років тому

    ....wow. thats....really reaching.