Morrowind speedrun
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- Опубліковано 19 жов 2024
- My Morrowind any% speedrun, World Record ; completed in 3:00 (without loads).If you enjoyed the video, please subscribe.
Old timer: 3.15 / New timer: 3.00
How to do it: I used Morrowind version 1.0 for the 'constant item attribute bug' which I will explain.
Constant item attribute bug; It is called Sunder/Keening switch bug.
You have to have a item with a constant effect and switch it with another item which takes it's place.
Switching those items at rapid speed, the constant effect will add up permanently.
I use that bug on keening to gain an mega amount of speed, agility, luck, fortify health and
I also use it with sunder too(Strength, Endurance and Luck).
The Fortify health also protects me from damage done by 'mortal wound'.
Potions: No matter how much speed I have I cannot be faster than something that is instant teleportation
with mark and recall. Levitation potion I used to levitate from Odrosal to Vemynal.
How do I jump from balmora to Odrosal?I used the Scrool Of Icarian Flight(it gives You 1000 acrobatics skill for
7 seconds when used)that I picked from Tarhiel.
Weapon: In Odrosal I pick Halbert because it's closer than other weapons.
Sellus Gravius: I skip his office by going through the wall. Since I haven't given him the needed papers
I don't receive the option to save games.
Vemynal: I kill Dagoth Vemyn with a bug;when i swing my halbert and then go to inventory and equip lock pick I can one
hit kill him(You can kill everybody in the game with one hit with this bug).I pick Amulet of Heartheal and Sunder from him.
Amulet of Heartheal gives me levitation so i can do wall clipping.
Dagoth Ur: I skip him by wall clipping.I do out of bounds alot in this run(when i have so much speed stacked + levitation I
just can go thru walls),it saves great amount of time.
![[WR] Morrowind All Main Quests, No Major Glitches Speedrun in 25:02](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/vq52ht83gIM/mqdefault.jpg)
Dreamer: The Nerevarine has arrived in Vvardenfell!
Dagoth Ur: Don't worry, we still have enough time to build-
Dreamer: HE'S INSIDE AKHULAKAN'S CHAMBER
Dagoth Ur: WHAT
*KLONK*
Just imagine living in Seyda Neen when some homeless criminal runs into the wilderness, and a few minutes later the ghostfence disappears.
Darned immigrants
those damned homeless people, always making things better. back in my day the homeless were useless beggars...
You can’t see it from there so you’re a slave and you won’t go free
What is the ghostfence?
@@JesusIsTheWay59 Have you played Morrowind?
When you really dont want to be a part of some prophecy.
Chromeize I’m your 1k like
@@beefybert9354 no you're just stupid
Abu _ awww looks like I’ve pissed of a little snowflake who gets offended over nothing
@@beefybert9354 nothing of the kind I am sorry to disappoint you
Abu _ ok Abu
Skooma is one hell of a drug.
XD good one
true dunmer drinks sujamma
best comment i've seen all week, wish i could like it more than once
we msut skom
I prefer Hist Sap but, hey, to each their own.
I love the lore implications of a dude that got off a prison boat, starting flying around and teleporting all over the place, and then kills a supreme evil like it's nothing.
Lore-wise, it's still less confusing than the Dragon Break.
Love this.
@@dmitriygryaznov9210 I am still struggling to wrap my head around Daggerfall stuff.
God level
I believe this is just what a Ruling King does in their natural environment.
As soon as he left the character creation I had no idea what was even happening.
He glitched through the World
A lot side strafing and glitching with a touch of mild theft.
People call it exploits, glitches, etc, trying to get away from being called cheaters... No different than someone redboxing and using aimbot in a public lobby on cod and thinking they're some legendary gamer.
NPC 54327 it’s actually a lot different because this is isolated within itself and the experience doesn’t affect or involve other people in any way. Goddamn dumbass.
@@Akagi._. to be fair I think he feels it's cheating because speed running in itself is competitive and having things like world records implies that, however I don't think he's aware that glitch less runs and different % runs exist in speed running for that very reason. So while yes he's very much wrong no need to go and call people retarded for it, let's all be friends.
Guards on the prison ship:
-Do you remember the guy we let go 3 minutes ago?
- Yep.
- So... he already killed Dagoth Ur...
"Huh. Tavern?"
"Tavern."
"The usual?"
"Double. To start."
Reoeat it all tomorrow on the next playthrough
"Your Imperial Majesty, there's some kind of world ending calamity going on in Morrowind. Apparently there's some sort of prophecy involved."
Uriel Septim VII: "I know exactly the man for the job."
Knows a man who can kill a God in five minutes, can't see two degrees to the side to avoid death. That's Uriel Septim for ya.
@@zuiredfox.2249 lol
"Dagoth Ur welcomes you, Nerevar, my old frie...younolongerbeartheburdenofprophecy."
CHIM
Nerevarine was so quick that the sound of Dagoth Ur's voice was still travelling through the hall
To y'all who didn't understand what happened in this game, here's what (I think) he did:
He chose redguard race due to adrenaline rush which instantaneously refills your stamina,
He chose barbarian class and steed sign cause he can become a fast boi,
He stole some platter off the shelf and when the guard came to arrest him he dropped the platter off, and when the guard looked the other way he stole it again (that was a really expensive platter btw),
He took the ring in the barrel,
He was playing the old patch of Morrowind so there was this virtual hole that Bethesda didn't think about fixing, that's why he passed straight through the wall without having to go through a loading screen,
He gave the ring to fargoth so that he can sell the expensive platter to the merchant arille at a higher price,
He successfully sells the platter at a high price and buys scrolls of intervention (which teleports you to healing temples of the nearest towns), he proceeds out into the swamp, where he finds tarhiel, and obtains scrolls of Icarian flight (it makes you jump a frickin HUGE distance),
He uses the scroll of intervention as an alternate method to teleport himself to balmora (a very important town),
There he goes into the temple, buys some health potions and some other safety potions (just in case), and he also buys lots of speed potions, and auto unlock locks scrolls,
He gets out of the temple, positions himself into the direction of the final boss battle area, and jumps,
While he's mid air, he uses all those fortify speed potions and also uses his remaining scroll of flight to get the effect doubled (that makes him so so so fast that he can clip through walls),
He enters the dwarven ruin, unlocks the first door by using that unlocking scroll,
He proceeds further by clipping through walls and into the room where there's keening and sunder,
He applies a hotkey and keeps constantly changing between keening and sunder to increase his speed even more (apparently yes that's possible),
He proceeds by further clipping, taking a spear, and killing the final boss's right hand man, and enters the final room,
He enters the final room, obtains wraithguard, (a gauntlet),
Goes towards the boss's weak source (a stolen heart), and hits with repeatedly with keening and sunder, resulting in the defeat of the bad guy and explosion of the volcano,
He escapes from the volcano's mouth, and when he's on his way, the weird old dark elf lady fairy godmother comes and congratulates you,
The end...
EDIT: so It seems that I made a few mistakes in this comment. Some good guys have corrected me in the replies.
The hero we all needed - thanks for the explanation!
@@thomaseatspomus hey dude... No prob... Mannn no one called me a hero before... Thanks for making me feel good!
The amount of like for this good explanation is a crime
A couple extra details:
Destroying the heart doesn't kill Dagoth Ur, it just makes him not be invincible. To actually kill Dagoth Ur he used a glitch where you wind up for a swing with your weapon, then switch your weapon with a lockpick. This causes your character to swing the lockpick as if it were a weapon. Since lockpicks are not weapons, however, they have no damage value assigned to them cauing them to have a "null" effect on the target's HP. Depending on the enemy this either kills them instantly, or breaks the game and makes them invincible. Fortunately Dagoth Ur is the kind that dies instantly from the glitch.
As for the hotkey weapon switching, he has weapon swapping hotkeyed to his mouse wheel, and has a mousewheel that spins freely (instead of having "clicks" it just turns with 0 resistance.) This means he can just spin the wheel and more or less forget about it until the wheel starts slowing down. This gives him a "legit", i.e. not using macros or hacks, way of swapping his weapons like 100 times per second.
@@bioforce5 ahh, I see... Even in my own comment I wrote what I (thought) he did... I wasn't 100% sure.. so yeah thanks m8👍
The nerevarine saves morrowind in 3 minutes and still finds the time to return fargoth’s ring
Fargoth is the best boy.
It's an important heirloom
real Nerevar, as it should be
probably it is done on purpose, because in this case prices at Arill's tavern get lower (Arill is a friend of Fargoth and does this as a gratitude for the help for his friend)
4:35
What a fool you are,im a god---
*WHAT ARE YOU DOING!*
*STOP!*
what killed me is even when the cutscene and shit starts playing all dagoths dialogue keeps going anyways
Fused Zamasu in a nutshell
@@CyBOXbeatbox Dragonbreaks, man.
local man constantly watches his hands as he travels the world and slays a god
Florida man*
All in less than 5 minutes.
Sounds like an lsd trip
I laughed way too hard at this.
You n'wah, he's an outlander...
Imagine the look on Cassius' face when you show up and he starts to speak, then you interrupt him and say,
"It's allll taken care of. "
*Awkward pause*
Caius: "All of it?"
Nerevarine: "Yup."
*second awkward pause*
Caius: "Even the-"
Nerevarine: "Yeah."
Caius: "Well, okaaaay, bye."
Nerevarine: "See ya."
*Caius leaves, not knowing how to explain this to his superiors. Meanwhile, the Neravarine tries to figure out his future after becoming immortal in 3 minutes.*
"Wait, so you're telling me you killed the _fucking god of the sixth house in 3 minutes?!_ how?"
**the nerevarine gave a smug grin**
"Ve~ry ca~refully~"
Lmfao
really that's the power of the "groundhog day" effect which in most games is the ultimate weapon that we wield
Kills one of most powerfull npcs with lockpick. Savage
just to rub it in
It was in fact a shiv.
BGB IG No, I’ve watched narrated runs of this and it’s a lockpick. The explanation was basically it doesn’t have damage, therefore it does all the damage.
@@carl6780 Why couldn't i just use a lockpick to hurt everyone?
@@osian3854 Read the description of the video
Think about it, you wake up to an evil curse and shit, everything is going to hell, then all of a sudden a couple minutes later it all stops.
Black people too good
@@steven209
Redguards*
@@totalbrainfail1812 Red N'wahs*
That's my regular day lmao
And you clip through walls
So many people in the comments seem to not understand the precision and skill required for this. Almost all of the tricks used in the video are legitimate abuses of the system that almost all players do, but simply on steroids. I tried to do a speed run once, but the specific aim at one specific pixel in Balmora Temple for the jump was too difficult, and the Keening + Weapon quick swap was impossible to maintain while going 500 km per second. Great job and mad respect for pulling this off!
At 3:26 he takes absolutely no fall damage simply because he lands on a slight slope. When i first discovered the glitch i felt like god
@@xxp0siZlayr he casted icarian flight in the air before landing , it's still active in the bottom right .
it has nothing to do with the slope.
@@vardal7298 Dude, no. He was using a pack-a-punched commando.
I have never played Morrowind before and this is confusing as hell
Besides of thr giltch expoits to skip traveling through dungeon... essentially morrowind has a non linear dependent script, and no training wheels. The entire premise is your suppose to kill an asshole. And because all charcters are in place constantly and you dont have to achieve previous goals to spawn items and npcs. You can skip the entire questline go straight to where the asshole is and kill him. The ending event is triggered when he dies, and is the effective end credit. Its similar in open world to skyrim or oblivion. Except in there's no certain pathways, items, and npc only spawn after you finish other quest. And it would allow you to kill people essential to quest. Basically skyrim would not allow you to fuck yourself by killing someone or throwing somthing away (cant remove quest items from inventory). Morrowind gives no fucks if you lose an item, kill the wrong person, or decide fuck this i already know where this asshole is ima go kick his ass. Its all on u. This can only be done so early with glitch exploits. Because the locks and locations although not blocked entirely. No level one could get to without exploiting game mechanincs.
Jeffery Allen thank you!
@Paul Martin heh heh heh you be impressed with what people do to this game.
@Paul Martin nobody plays this game normally because there is no normal way. that's why it's the best TES game lol. Absolute freedom :P
@@jefferyallen5030 Actually for some closed off dungeons in Skyrim you can skip quests also of you manage to get past High Hrothgar's snow barrier you can skip a lot of quests by launching yourself(using the horse at an angle load/reload *feature*), but Morrowind does it way better.
"What fool you are, I am a god! How *WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT ARE DOING STAHP"*
WHAT THE YOU'RE LEVEL ONE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Great last wards
That moment when you're so fast and powerful, the villain doesn't know he's just been defeated the moment he saw the hero.
Yabeteeee grasaaay
"That's not a god. This is a god"
Win win, you just got out of prison AND you no longer bear the burden of your prophecy. Welcome to morrowind
Now its time for the dlc's.
But he can't save the game.
well he could visit sellus gravius now.
@@Transgender-ProphetMohammed
"Hi, guys, sorry for being late, I just had some fun killing Dagoth Ur and saving Morrowind-what? I'm telling the truth!"
now he can find a job
"You where sleeping, what's your name?"
"Ap"
His names ap because he's "no" longer taking a nap
i've herd stranger names
It is his name Antonio Perenim
A P
He's Welsh royalty?
@@D8W2P4 everyone in wales used 'ap' not just the royalty
if only we could load that exterior a LITTLE faster
maybe RAM drive it, that would be great :P
The time is without loads, it says so in the description.
Modded xbox would do it
Put it on an SSD, works wonders.
With the morrowind code patch and overhaul mod properly installed you can choose to pre-load areas. Makes everything seamless. Freaks me out that interiors load instantly. Just poof! Inside now.
"This better be important !"
Oh dude, you don't even realize how much.
I see a lot of people here in the comments that have never played morrowind and don't really understand what happened. So, as a veteran Morrowind player, I'll explain all that happened in the video:
*HE FINISHED THE GAME REALLY FAST*
@Adam Defibaugh He used exploits. "Cheating" is different.
What exploit allows you to walk that fast?
@@smokexkillz potions
I'm fairly certain no game exploit allows you do what he is doing at 3:59. That looks liks a Clipping cheat to me.
And when he takes no fall damage from jumping across the map
I'm not normally into speedruns but the amount of precision and control is incredible. Cheers to you mate.
Thank You.
Glitchless runs are snooze fests.
@Apollo De La Vega because you watch someone playing an elders scrolls game for skill LUL
@@MrWizardjr9 fuckin got em
@Apollo De La Vega why would that be more impressive? Is it not equally impressive that he manages to abuse these glitches, bugs and exploits in the first place? They're clearly not an easy feat to pull off. So why is it only impressive if you follow the rules of the game?
Grunt.
Your journal has been updated.
You no longer bear the burden of prophecy.
/Morrowind
This guy's got some serious CHIM
ASCENDED
You joke but this litterally is what CHIM is, using the knowledge that you are in a video game to abuse physics and achieve goodhood.
Emperor Uriel Septim: "Holy shit I guess he was the Nerevarine. Like, super Nerevarine."
Uriel Septim : And y'all were all like, "no he's just a big time bandit Redguard, he can't possible be the Nerevarine" ha, look at y'all now.
Mom: you have to get off in 3 minutes
Me: ok
*puts in morrwind*
That's why i tell her to rub faster.
@@DaneWinehouse sweet home alabama
Tallest Skil boy what
_heavy_ _breathing_
@@RealTallestSkil It's that dude from voat!
4:04 *teleports behind you*
nothing personell kid
*stabs*
With a lock pick (or something) no less! Poor dagoth ur :(
This took as long as my character’s creation choice.
I didn't know you could speedrun character creators
I take like ten, maybe twenty minutes to make a character. There are several reasons.
BREAKING: Gray skinned man spotting flying through the air, demigod reported brutally murdered
npcs: welp looks like Player Character aka Sheogorath incarnate is back. time to prepare for another time loop of absolute nonsense
He is a redguard so Black skin
@@filescout266 ooga booga go back to yokuda
@@princesstinklepanties2720 Guess what's the most cientifically advanced race from elder scrolls...
@@filescout266 the dunmer since theh became god 4 times
"Why in hell did we have to release that prisoner, first thing he does is steal again"
5 minutes later
"Oh nvm."
Good job on the speedrun! My understanding of what happens. I have beat Morrowind, but not tried a speed run like this.
Starts at 0:05. Juib talks, player chooses name (ap), continues to listen to Juib, the guard comes, player follows guard, passes guard, walks up ramp then heads to ladder, looks up at hatch, and exits to Seyda Neen, gets off ship and walks down ramp to guard, chooses default Redguard Male as character then continues on and enters the Census and Excise Office. (I think walking diagonally helps with traveling faster.)
Once in the Census and Excise Office, Socucius Ergalla lets the player finish up creating their character. Barbarian is chosen as the class and The Steed is chosen as the sign. The player then verifies this information then takes the papers, steals a platter, drops it, gets caught (removing any stolen items but no fine that early in the game), picks up stolen platter and later exits the building. Picks up Fargoth's ring from the barrel jumps through wall that isn't really solid (bug or feature), casts Adrenaline Rush for higher stats for a minute (including speed), gives Fargoth back his ring (I guess for better prices in the nearby tradehouse) and enters the tradehouse. Talks to Arrille and buys Journeyman's Lockpick, two Scrolls of Almsivi Intervention (which can transport the character to just outside the nearest temple), a Scroll of Ondusi's Unhinging and sells stolen Limeware Platter for a total gain of 133 gold, then exits Tradehouse and heads straight to the falling Tarheil. Grabs dead Tarheil's three Scrolls of Icarian Flight and casts the Scroll of Almsivi Intervention which transports him to the Tribunal Temple in Balmora.
In Balmora the player Went to Nalcarya of White Haven: Fine Alchemist's where he buys a Potion of Recall, a potion of Marking and a Standard Rising Force Potion for a total of 120 gold. (Mark sets a location, recall sends you back to that location. Rising Force lets the player essentially fly.) Then he casts the second Scroll of Almsivi Intervention which returns him to where he just was, outside the temple. (Here, from my understanding, it gets a little more trickier and can make or break a speedrun. Pretty much the player needs to jump a quarter of the way across the map and land on a specific target.) So he casts the first Scroll of Icarian Flight and jumps in the direction he wants, to not end up like Tarheil he casts the second Scroll of Icarian so he can land with the same acrobatics skill he jumped with. He lands near the door of Odrosal, Dwemer Training Academy. (Dwemer are essentially Dwarfs but in the family of Mer which are elfs.) Sunder and Keening (not Wraithguard) are in two dungeons on Red Mountain, of which he is here to get.
In Odrosal he unlocks a door (level 20) with the Scroll of Ondusi's Unhinging (level 40 to 60), picks up a Dwarven Halberd, enters Odrosal, Tower, grabs Keening, switches quickly between Keening and the Halberd, exits the tower and exits Odrosal. (Equipping Keening without Wraithguard is supposed to kill the player or damage the player greatly, I think he is using a workaround to keep himself alive and apparently raise other stats. (I'm beginning to not understand things (I've never tried this speed run), but I'll explain a bit more.)
When the player exits Odrosal he drinks the Rising Force potion and flies toward Dagoth Ur Facility and Vemynal. When he is above the Dagoth Ur Facility he drinks the Potion of Mark (at 3:51 ) then continues on to Vemynal where he enters the Outer Fortress. (Somehow because of his high speed or something he can go through walls inside Vemynal.) He then speeds and enters the Hall of Torque, kills Dagoth Vemyn with the Journeyman's Lockpick (glitch), disposes of Dagoth Vemyn's corpse which collects all of the items on the body including Sunder and drinks the Potion of Recall (which transports him to where he was at 3:51 ), casts the enchantment on the Amulet of Heartheal (which was collected from Vemyn), speeds through the closed clamshell outer doors and enters Dagoth Ur, Outer Facility. Speeds through the Outer Facility and enters the Inner Facility, speeds through the Inner Facility and enters the Lower Facility, speeds through the Lower Facility and enters the Facility Cavern, speeds through the Facility Cavern and enters the Akulakhan's Chamber. In the Akulakhan's Chamber he passes Dagoth Ur and goes straight for the Heart, destroys the Heart with Sunder and Keening, then speeds back and enters Facility Cavern and triggers the end cut scene.
why did you spoil my job route
thank you
Ok boomer
okay that's a .txt speedrun
Big respect for you to explain all of this but apparently i forgot to raise my intellegence to 100
*It just works*
Like king crimson
Nice
The god he really murdered was Todd Howard.
Just and no more
@@mitchellculp5623 Godd Howard
Florida man killing lizards in the sewer after drinking too much.
lmao
When Azura says you have 4 minutes to live.
"What a fool you are, i am a god! What are you doing?" -Thanos as Antman climbs up his ass.
Jiub: "i think they'll let us out"
*Dagothwave stops*
*Filthy Rich starts playing*
Imagine how scared was Dagoth knowing that nerevarin is jumping from town to town on insane speeds ignoring most of walls and chugging all of those potions and eating all of those scrolls
The fear the Dagoth felt for those 3 minutes was some of the most intense fear that was ever felt on nirn
I don't think he understood anything until Nerevarin shoved Sunder and Keening straught ito the heart
This speed run reminds me how my dreams go. Random things happening and teleporting without a care or noticing.
in my head cannon he's juggling keening and sunder to prevent death.
I just started playing old games during corona “holidays“ again. Right now I am playing might and magic 7. I just love how you have no rules at all and can do whatever you want in those old games
"What prophecy?"
When you achieve CHIM while dreaming in the prison ship.
"Im a god, how can you..UUUUGH....AAAHHH...STOP!!"
Psychologist: All dreams have meaning.
My dreams:
"You're the man of Prophecy, Defeat The great evil hidden"
"I'm done already."
"wait, what?"
This should be the trailer for the game
I welcome you into my home nerevar
NOT MY WALLS
How much you want to bet Todd Howard watched this video
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Weirdo Todd Howard liked your comment
Plot twist, this is Todd Howard's speedrun
@@chaos18500 rofl right
He didnt because he doesnt like the greatness that is morrowind.
Praise kirkbride
I randomly look up versions of this speedrun once in a while. I have no idea but it just makes me giggle, I have never played Morrowind and I have no clue what is going on but the sheer madness that happens in 3 minutes is just pure comedy to me. Especially with it ending before the big bad final boss can even finish his taunting speech 🤣🤣🤣
More like dagoth urm what just happened.
Gets off boat.
"YOU HAVE ACHIEVED YOUR DESTINY"
amazing how dagoth phase 1, dagoth phase 2, and Azura are all speaking over one another
A lore accurate portrayal of chim
Everybody gangsta till they see a man strutting sideways with his hands in his face
I’ve watched it like 50 times already. This run is oddly satisfying.
I had to click 3 links just to get to this absolute record lmao
wait, this is not a kripp video
Statisticserino Kripperino same
I had a fun adventure doing that!
You can beat Morrowind in about 5 seconds with just a hammer, but it doesn't work on the steam version.
I had to think about this for a second and then I giggled when I got it.
Wait like beat the shit out if the game disk?
@@xxp0siZlayr lol yes dude....
1,000 IQ joke
@@xxp0siZlayr You have to have a high IQ to understand this joke
Faster loading than Skyrim
Skyrim loads the entire world in one cell. Morrowind's world is split into hundreds of different cells that act as "smaller worlds".
Morrowing is as heavy as like.. a PowerPoint presentation, lmao of course it loads faster
@@hatskeleton635 You've clearly never played morrowind. Takes me 15 minutes to load the game up from the start menu.
I think I meant to click "add a public reply"
Didn't mean to directly reply to Hat Skeleton
@@emlynselene1096 I think you may need to fix your PC in that case. Takes around 5 seconds or so for me.
@@highfovguy6791 I don't play on PC. The original Xbox GOTY edition copy is backwards compatible to 360.
I do need to fix my PC though, thanks for the reminder.
Really love that in a 3 minute speedrun stealing the platter is still the optimal strat.
Stealing the platter is always optimal.
Now this is video games
@My autism is exacerbated saying this, but now this is how podracing are played*
Now this is video games*
he playing portal before it was even released
People spend years completing this game and you do it in just over 3 minutes lol
I played it for months, trying to do every side quest, covering the whole map, finding all special unique gear to add to my collection like all armor sets all weapon sets, to make my house look like a true adventurers.
I failed ofc cuz theres a lot of content inside it.
David Sikent Im sorry but being a men is not about sitting 16hrs in front of a pc doing the same thing over again to break a game.
If you wanna be a man get rich so you can afford anything you dream of, become interesting, become healthy, improve yourself not your gameplay if you want to be a real man.
@@gamemaster8488 not that I'm saying you are right or wrong, but bro, who are you to tell someone what they should be doing with their life? how arrogant
Niconeve So what? My name can be steve in here. That doesent make my name Steve in real life.
This name means nothing to me. And I like rpg games. I didnt say you need to not play games to be a man. I said to be a man you should focus on improving other things and not your gameplay as a main purpose. Real men play games too but they dont flex with sitting 8 hrs a day doing something pointless.
@@gamemaster8488 jesus... it was a joke. Someone takes themselves a little too seriously ;)
If no one else is gonna say it i will. Good job dude, this is insane.
Thanks. :)
The Elder Scrolls has this feeling of mystery and magic that could probably never be replicated again.
"I AM A GOD!!!" *Proceeds to fly across the world, no clip through walls, use magic, kill beings of enormous power in seconds*
Ya know how dreams can be really random, make no sense, and seem to go from one scene to the next with out any real connection?
Well this perfectly demonstrated that. It was like a random ass dream and I had no idea what was going on but at the same time I really enjoyed it.
This is a visual representation of how my brain looks like right before I fall asleep. I don't know why, it just fits for some reason
I thought the thumbnail was like some kind of inner body cell transplant surgery process ongoing with a lil microscope camera in the upper top
Can only imagine the reaction of the Blind Moth Priest who saw this version of reality prophesized in the Elder Scrolls...
It takes me longer than this to get from the Foreign Quarter to the Telvanni Canton in Vivec.
Tourist murders local eccentric minutes after arriving in Morrowind.
I have never played Morrowind before and after seeing that I no longer need to. The story is just fantastic.
-- Not too late for my mercy.
-- You are already dead.
-- NANI???
fun fact, jiub isnt really using his vocal cords to make that voice, hes rattling his epiglottis in the back of the throat,
theres a few floppy structures in the back of the throat that can make noise.
the vocal cords, responsible for singing/talking, these are delicate, protect them. (corey taylors iowa album shows what happens if you mistreat your vocalcords, its an overprotected shout. sounds epic, but highly damaging in the long term)
the epiglottis, used for swallowing, but is also used for the jiub voice, the vocals for the death metal band dethklok, or the song "trollabundin" by eivør.
theres the false cords, which are used for most death metal bands, or Mongolian kargyraa throat singing, or the "SHE MADE BEAAAAAANS WTF" meme. these are thick, durable "vestibular folds" that sit above the true cords (which is why death metal bands dont kill their true vocal cords, the vocal cords arent involved.
hope that was interesting.
Killing the biggest evil with just a lockpick, that's what morrowind is all about :D
-Император послал тебя с важной миссией. Он думает, что ты Нереварин и ты спасешь нас всех
-Дайте мне 3 минуты.
Три минуты спустя:
-Эй, помнишь того заключённого, которого мы отпустили три минуты назад?
-Да, а что с ним?
-Он убил Дагот Ура.
Кай Косадес: ЗАЧЕМ Я СУЩЕСТВУЮ?!!!
@@BlazeManProject Селлий Гравий: Нереварин так и не принёс мне бумаги.
ДАЛЬШЕ ВЫ НЕ ПРОЙДЁТЕ ПОКА НЕ ПОЛУЧИТЕ БУМАГИ
@@βασιλεύς-υ9η Нереварин: Я обойдусь без бумаг!
WHAT A GRAND AND INTOXICATING INNOCENCE
Not to diminish the awesomeness of this video and talent; but watching some Morrowind without MGE and those good ol' cell loading stutters made me feel like a kid in front of my old "box" computer monitor. I got some childlike joy from something that simple. Amazing speedrun!
It’s like you filmed my fever dream
You know a game is well made when you can finish it in 3 minutes or a 100 hours
My favorite part is when you killed Dagoth Venym with a lockpick
this makes me want to cry so hard. my first playthrough took 50~ hrs haha
Nice, it took me 20 hours to go to Caius Cosadus'es house
Only 50 eh?
@@arbussman5003 nice I played like 200h before I started to care about the main quest, but pls don't hate
50 hours? That might be its own speedrun record as far as first time playthroughs go.
@@arbussman5003 lol. I was lucky and stumbled upon it
"What a fool you are. I'm a god...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Emperor: Nerevarine you must save us from Dagoth Ur, you have only 3 minutes!
- Hold my Matze and watch!
More like, "Hold my Skooma and watch this
In like Flin!
Sujamma
This is the end... The bitter, bitter end...
It is not to late for my mercy!
How IGN plays and reviews a game
-The game was fun and exciting,its combat was smooth and enjoyable
"Welcome, Moon and Star. Come, sweet Nerevar... Wait! What are you doing!? STOP! WHERE ARE YOU GOING??"
That's the most cursed speed run I've ever seen
God: exists
This man: peace was never an option
So *that's* how you can kill a god. What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
*somethings not right about that man*
Somethin's wrong with the boy
Doctor: you have exactly 3:08 to live
Me: *beats Morrowind in **3:07*
BREAKING: Man Cured of Terminal Illness by Powers of Speedrun, Illness Quoted "This Nigga Fast"
*Dies happy*
no burden of prophecy, you have achieved your destiny. thx *dead*
I feel like it would be cool if you went through exactly how all of this works, even if it takes an hour or something
After character creation he picked up that plate thats worth 100ish gold. Then dropped it. The guard gave him a warning then he picked back up the plate so it wasn't stolen.
Then he went out side picked up the ring and used the redguard racial ability adrenaline rush to glitch through the wall. He returned the ring to get a discount at the next store.
At the store he sold the plate and bought scrolls that teleport him to the nearest temple. The he walked out of the shop to the dude that falls out of the sky. Off that guys body he picked up scrolls that increase your acrobatics by 5000. He then used the previous scroll to teleport to the Temple in balmora. There he went and bought potions of levitation and speed. He Then used a second scrolls to teleport back to the temple.
From there he used the scroll to increase acrobatics by 5000 then expertly positron himself to land in red mountain at the delve that had keening. He used a second scroll to make it so he took no fall damage.
He went in side picked up an axe and keening. He switched rapidly between keening and the axe because holding keening without wraithgaurd kills you. But switching rapidly gives the buffs of keening without the debuffs.
He then used speed a levitation potions to glitch outside of the delves. Used the super crit glitch on the enemy that had sunder. More speed and levitation glitches to navigate to the final boss.
Killed the final boss with no glitches.
Exited the room. Ended the game.
@eri
@@ericsteiner4094 the gold plate is worth 600 or 650. Not only 100 lol.
@@ericsteiner4094 thank you
@@andrewwhite1985 I think you only get like 100 or 200 with start of game mercantile skill.
overlapping dialogue at the end is hilarious
The 36 Lessons of Vivec make this canon.
2:33 it's raining man
It's raining mer* ;)
having never played morrowind i am confused but entertained. nice speed run!