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  • Louis C.K Live Comedy Special : But he doesn’t go to Weddings Why! Why || Louis C.K
    • Louis C.K Live Comedy ...
    But he doesn’t go to weddings because he doesn’t like them because love is the best part of life and we don’t have to imprison it by a wedding.
    #LouisC.K #Live #Comedy

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  • @slipslider9048
    @slipslider9048 2 роки тому +10

    The guy who yelled “Chriiisssst” added value.

  • @josephobenauer3093
    @josephobenauer3093 2 роки тому +96

    I have lost count of how many times Louis CK has made me laugh so hard I cried.

  • @jstllucky
    @jstllucky 4 роки тому +336

    Jesus Christ with that editing!

    • @ts4gv
      @ts4gv 3 роки тому +36

      just dodging copyright

    • @jstllucky
      @jstllucky 3 роки тому +10

      @@ts4gv I couldn t have imagined this..
      It loses coherence tho.. if you want, try to find another way.. thnx for the answer

    • @ts4gv
      @ts4gv 3 роки тому +6

      @@jstllucky I agree, the uploader did a bad job. English might not be their best language. (I didn’t post or edit this video).

    • @Obiter3
      @Obiter3 2 роки тому +1

      @@ts4gv try using the little dude in the right corner to evade flagging 👍

    • @chrissutton2586
      @chrissutton2586 2 роки тому +7

      CHRIST!!!

  • @kaykovuskerteus90
    @kaykovuskerteus90 2 роки тому +160

    I've watched his stuff countless times and I can't laugh to other comedy now.

    • @alexae1367
      @alexae1367 2 роки тому +1

      Chappelle is equal just watch all the Netflix specials

    • @1999rustey
      @1999rustey 2 роки тому +9

      Try norm Macdonald

    • @davidkemery7216
      @davidkemery7216 2 роки тому +1

      My favorite is making waffles for his youngest daughter.

    • @gaaberu5728
      @gaaberu5728 2 роки тому +2

      Give Tom Segura a try, i bet you'll laugh 👍

    • @soanis6362
      @soanis6362 2 роки тому +1

      Try Judah friedlander
      Tom Segura
      Nate Bargatze
      Of course, Bill Burr
      Shane Gillis
      Dave Atell

  • @catneedham4913
    @catneedham4913 2 роки тому +15

    CHRIIIST! And Jesus plus 1… Jesus plus 2… Jesus plus 3… makes me DIE every time
    🤣🤣💀

  • @kostaftp
    @kostaftp 2 роки тому +7

    "They just wear grass, because they dont even have sticks yet. They are in the Grass Age" 😂😂😂

  • @clapton79
    @clapton79 2 роки тому +17

    it goes shitty, you don't recognize until it's too late, you cry a lot, you move on, it's the best part of life.
    Louis' words are my only hope at this moment. He is a few years elder and I very much hope he is right.

  • @Quartered_Rodent
    @Quartered_Rodent 2 роки тому +22

    I needed a reason to avoid a wedding so I typed up "i refuse to go to weddings" and here I am. I feel better.

  • @x7ogforever
    @x7ogforever 2 роки тому +7

    WTF LOUIE, THIS IS BRILLIANT!

  • @chanjessiet
    @chanjessiet Рік тому +7

    He is a comedic genius. Bring him back

    • @GaryGoat350
      @GaryGoat350 Рік тому +1

      He’s back but you gotta get his specials off his website. His new one had me crying with laughter

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 Рік тому

      He's back - but YOU gotta go look for him.

  • @cosmosends
    @cosmosends 2 роки тому +3

    « Love+time-distance= hate » 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @fatimaamerson3232
    @fatimaamerson3232 2 роки тому +14

    Louis CK is my favorite comedians .... He's so insightful and honest but most of all hilarious as shit. GOAT.

    • @MasterShakeXYZ
      @MasterShakeXYZ 2 роки тому

      But he is just one man...

    • @theantimatter
      @theantimatter 2 роки тому

      @@MasterShakeXYZ oh yeah? why is there an 's' at the end of 'loui" then?

    • @MasterShakeXYZ
      @MasterShakeXYZ 2 роки тому

      @@theantimatter that is a really good point, theantimatters

    • @theantimatter
      @theantimatter 2 роки тому

      @@MasterShakeXYZ no man, come on, show your smarts. you might not be the mastest, but you are master than many. theantimatter is something that theantimatts, a theantimatting thing.

  • @seandawson5899
    @seandawson5899 2 роки тому +6

    3:08 everyone knows what's coming, but the beauty of a tiny bit of crowd work can make something hilarious.

  • @ibtahiri
    @ibtahiri 2 роки тому +11

    "Come on Africa" 😂

  • @SubjectDelta20
    @SubjectDelta20 7 місяців тому

    Little girl - "Daddy, who's Jesus?"
    Louis - "Don't worry about it. Go back to bed."
    😂😂

  • @whatevvadude
    @whatevvadude 2 роки тому +54

    Why is it breaking in places? I wanna watch the whole thing. Can't have enough of Louis CK.

    • @imeedanatordilla8909
      @imeedanatordilla8909 Рік тому +1

      Probably trying to avoid getting caught in terms of copyright issues.

    • @carmel721
      @carmel721 Рік тому +1

      Nope, that’s called censorship.

  • @MartinAmada
    @MartinAmada 2 роки тому +8

    If you ask a Thai in Thailand what year this is they will tell you 2565. They use the Buddhist calendar.

  • @Ntrinzc
    @Ntrinzc 2 роки тому +2

    2:45 “now come on africa” in counting the years got me

  • @zerubbabelsbridge
    @zerubbabelsbridge 4 роки тому +23

    "Come on Africa...5,6" 😂

    • @yodesuyo
      @yodesuyo 4 роки тому +2

      and that's why Africa is a dozen years behind. ps i am african

    • @MrBezagreen
      @MrBezagreen 2 роки тому

      Ethiopia and Egypt started counting the Christian way since Christ was born and the Catholics took over and made it 8 years later.
      Ethiopians are still 8 years behind the rest of the world because they refuse to accept this.

    • @ibtahiri
      @ibtahiri 2 роки тому

      That's hilarious, poor Africa 😂

  • @Withpeace7597
    @Withpeace7597 2 роки тому +2

    "The Jews are quietly keeping track" LOL.....

  • @craneanderson2317
    @craneanderson2317 2 роки тому +2

    That "Jesus" shouting was such a spot on.

  • @phillip_fnp
    @phillip_fnp 2 роки тому +4

    Love+time - distance = hate
    Lmaoo

  • @christophercarney1809
    @christophercarney1809 4 роки тому +18

    Why did they cut out the “Daddy who’s Jessus? None of your business.....” part?

    • @panthersprung5161
      @panthersprung5161 4 роки тому +2

      So it doesn't get filtered out homie

    • @enabler2456
      @enabler2456 3 роки тому +2

      Because youtube filters videos by sequence so if you cut every x seconds, it likely won't get discovered

  • @fvansoldt
    @fvansoldt 2 роки тому +6

    Here's your f*cking soup hahahaha!

  • @benbaron1216
    @benbaron1216 4 роки тому +9

    Turn up the volume please. Guarantee you'll get way more views

  • @ninavorobeva4927
    @ninavorobeva4927 4 роки тому +4

    Love it! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @joeynajor1906
    @joeynajor1906 2 роки тому +3

    The funniest part was the dude in the crowd. Louis is a beast

  • @ruthlessreid9172
    @ruthlessreid9172 Рік тому

    That dude Christ!!was great!!!

  • @queenabove18
    @queenabove18 2 роки тому +3

    I miss him

  • @TrollMeister_
    @TrollMeister_ 2 роки тому +1

    8:58 “you are either alone…or you are in a sh***y thing”.
    That’s it. Those are really your two options.

  • @39zhanna
    @39zhanna 2 роки тому +1

    Love this guy so much! So sad we don’t see him anymore, he’s a genius of comedy

    • @pondertheorb2304
      @pondertheorb2304 2 роки тому +1

      He is very much back, he has multiple new specials and a trailer for a new movie he directed!

  • @frankhansen190
    @frankhansen190 4 роки тому +9

    Louis ck is secretly hilarious.

    • @HiveDes
      @HiveDes 4 роки тому +1

      He kept it a secret for a little bit when he went through his pretentious woke phase. But thankfully that seems to be over.

    • @vasvas8914
      @vasvas8914 2 роки тому

      @@HiveDes when was that? I dont recall

    • @atomicdancer
      @atomicdancer 2 роки тому +2

      * The AMAZING SECRET that they DON'T want you to know!! *
      Doctors around the world do NOT want you to FIND OUT about it,
      But Louis CK is SECRETLY HILARIOUS.
      But here's how YOU can find out just how hilarious he is,
      With this ONE WEIRD TIP.
      Just click the 'play' button above, to find out more...

    • @malcolmxxx86
      @malcolmxxx86 2 роки тому

      my best friend told me she wanted to marry me in secret...i cry every time i think about her

    • @pe3094
      @pe3094 2 роки тому +1

      @@malcolmxxx86
      Ok

  • @squarehole4317
    @squarehole4317 2 роки тому

    Louis CK face remind me of my vice principle at school, he taught geography.

  • @Lucas-DX
    @Lucas-DX 3 роки тому +6

    The editing makes me want to die a horrible death

  • @paul-xo7oo
    @paul-xo7oo Рік тому

    Now that is a pastor that I’d be watching in church. Christians gotta praise their religion more as a fckn winner!

  • @bigsway7062
    @bigsway7062 4 місяці тому

    What is the name of this special?

  • @ramoncolondres872
    @ramoncolondres872 2 роки тому +2

    Since the sun did a blipadablip something"

  • @MoReal2
    @MoReal2 2 роки тому

    They don't even have sticks yet lol

  • @Kansas2SaltLake
    @Kansas2SaltLake 2 роки тому +4

    The Editing is painful

  • @watcherofthewest8597
    @watcherofthewest8597 2 роки тому

    That's not really how calenders work, but Louis is funny.

  • @kierankilpatrick9251
    @kierankilpatrick9251 2 роки тому +31

    Does no one else think its absolutely bonkers that we've been counting years since the death of a man that people still question the existence of? It completely baffles my mind dude

    • @jordangrubb5006
      @jordangrubb5006 2 роки тому +9

      There’s no debate if Jesus existed. That’s a fact.

    • @badassmcgilicutty6415
      @badassmcgilicutty6415 2 роки тому

      It isn’t based on him. He was born in 3CE

    • @autopilot3176
      @autopilot3176 2 роки тому

      @@jordangrubb5006 "Jesus" never existed. It's a metaphor for the Sun. Christianity was back then worship of the Sun. That's why there's a Sun on every door, ceiling and picture of "jesus". "Cross" is just the tool you use to measure the size of the Sun so you can calculate coming of winter, spring, etc. Every priest knows this. Ask any one of them before saying such stupid thing again.

    • @jonathanallard2128
      @jonathanallard2128 2 роки тому +3

      What a load of bullshit that sun thing is.
      And to the guy who says Jesus existed, you need to talk to Historians and tell them they're wrong in their expertise and that you know better than them.

    • @kierankilpatrick9251
      @kierankilpatrick9251 2 роки тому +1

      @@jonathanallard2128 calm down dude, you're getting mad over nothing

  • @Kissed1982
    @Kissed1982 2 роки тому +1

    Why are there pieces cut out?

  • @algee8415
    @algee8415 2 роки тому +1

    Y2K would have been nothing compared to what they had to do to switch to the Gregorian calendar. Had to go back to minus infinity.

  • @kevinthomas4074
    @kevinthomas4074 2 роки тому +1

    Somebody censored it, not edited.

  • @matthale8090
    @matthale8090 4 роки тому +1

    Awesome video! Subscribed

  • @chrrev1
    @chrrev1 2 роки тому

    Hey hey, calendars differ in many places... Good show though.

  • @symbiat0
    @symbiat0 2 роки тому

    Of course there are other calendars like the Chinese calendar and the Hindu calendar, but we stick to Christian when talking to the West because Imperialism.

  • @terrysommers7239
    @terrysommers7239 4 роки тому +6

    volume is way too low. why post videos if people can't hear them?

  • @rumpelstiltskin449
    @rumpelstiltskin449 2 роки тому

    That famous astronomical event when sun deedabludub smth

  • @badassmcgilicutty6415
    @badassmcgilicutty6415 2 роки тому

    It wasn’t based on his birth it, he was born in 3 CE

    • @Erwin93200
      @Erwin93200 2 роки тому +1

      Ok so why do we say bc and and then

  • @propitiated4
    @propitiated4 2 роки тому

    its annoying that parts are skipped out...

  • @guillermo3564
    @guillermo3564 2 роки тому +3

    Not only does the editing suck, but there's only 3 minutes about weddings. Looks like someone is afraid of UA-cam so they won't accurately title their sh*tty video. I'm blocking your recommendation.

    • @vasvas8914
      @vasvas8914 2 роки тому +3

      would you prefer no video at all because of copyright?

  • @GraduadoFigo
    @GraduadoFigo 2 роки тому

    I didnt know Jewish people use a different calendar! 5766? When does it start?

    • @39zhanna
      @39zhanna 2 роки тому

      When Jews discovered God and bible was written. People exist even before it but that’s when first religion created. Orthodox Jews following both calendars.

  • @andytruideman9567
    @andytruideman9567 2 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @jessekuchinski1172
    @jessekuchinski1172 2 роки тому

    Jesus was two Jesus was three Jesus was four..lmao

  • @nicholeleekolovanigruber2678
    @nicholeleekolovanigruber2678 2 роки тому +1

    You hate weddings .. I don't hate weddings or a happy couple.. I hate I was made to not really feel like it. Like no we love the Tom Boy .. it's like .....you like it. I don't...plus ,. 2022..... I think this is more quality looks for partner.. upset. Like. Totally upset. I'm not saying fat FUCKS. I am saying just right. .....I'm bitter. I am. But ...look at where say boy keep working got me .,. Eeee xoxo 💋😘 K

  • @AkshayKumar-qh5qx
    @AkshayKumar-qh5qx 2 роки тому

    increase the volume its not a joke

  • @nicholeleekolovanigruber2678
    @nicholeleekolovanigruber2678 2 роки тому +1

    UPSET. Weddings .. yeah kinda. Like look . See it. next. Look see it ... Next. ....look .......see it ....yeah. Next. Ok ...look .see it .. next. How I see it's hard to love . Impossible 💋😘 K

  • @ShmooyShmoo
    @ShmooyShmoo Рік тому

    China has a different year…

  • @Allworldsk1
    @Allworldsk1 2 роки тому +2

    They cut out the Chinese jokes

    • @baronvonbeandip
      @baronvonbeandip 2 роки тому

      Not gonna get far in the hundred acre wood with those jokes.

  • @svetlanaandrasova6086
    @svetlanaandrasova6086 2 роки тому +1

    CRIIIIIST

  • @paulpolpiboon9535
    @paulpolpiboon9535 2 роки тому

    Not China Louis.
    Not Japan. Oops! C'mon

  • @Daddy_DmarcoBBC
    @Daddy_DmarcoBBC 2 роки тому

    Reading Pa does kinda suck

  • @markfairbanks3533
    @markfairbanks3533 2 роки тому

    I wish everyone could be as happy as I am, but first you need to get married, have years of torment, have your heart ripped from your chest, run through a dull rusted grinder, by the person that "loves" you, then get divorced, then make that last alimony payment, only then can you have my level of happiness. Or you could just stay single, spend all that money on yourself doing what you enjoy, only when you want to and wallow in self pity about how your single life sucks.

    • @nf3126
      @nf3126 2 роки тому +1

      Hahaha yeah I skipped the wedding charade... I love my dog 😆

  • @alexae1367
    @alexae1367 2 роки тому +1

    Jesus w/ the every punchline taken out, must be intentional
    🙄

  • @johnquinn456
    @johnquinn456 2 роки тому

    Louie Louie Louie Louie Louie Louie Louie Louie Louie

  • @ibrahimali007
    @ibrahimali007 2 роки тому +2

    As muslims we have no problem with Jesus pbuh
    We love him and we believe in his miracle birth so we agree on the gregorian calendar
    *The day you celebrate as his birthday is actually a pagan holiday that was celebrated in rome
    Jesus birthday was in summer

  • @makasii
    @makasii 2 роки тому

    Sorry... 2565 is the calendar year is...

  • @willlogs
    @willlogs 2 роки тому

    Louis CK censoring himself? hmmm

  • @davidfraser2946
    @davidfraser2946 2 роки тому

    Not the pagans? Planets, days of the week, calendar, hours on clock, constallations, alphabet, periodic table, common law, political systems....

    • @muffinman5741
      @muffinman5741 2 роки тому

      The romans became all christian if you forgot

  • @msdsmti7678
    @msdsmti7678 4 роки тому

    First!

    • @za88y
      @za88y 4 роки тому

      Simp

  • @nomadiavan6560
    @nomadiavan6560 4 роки тому +14

    Hallelujah Jesus Christ. Blessed savior for all people.

  • @matthewphilip1977
    @matthewphilip1977 2 роки тому

    The reason it isn't a complete win, and not his strongest routine, is that, more and more, people are using CE and BCE rather then AD and BC. Also, due partly to the rise of the internet, Christianity is being more and exposed for its absurdities. I think church attendance and people identifying as Xtians was going down before this, but, either way, how long before it's the fringest of fringe beliefs?

  • @Jaxsf1
    @Jaxsf1 2 роки тому

    There is no year 0.

  • @ChapmanSutherMedia
    @ChapmanSutherMedia Рік тому

    Been listening to some Louis C.K. clips on a road trip. Every clip on this channel has terrible audio and terrible editing. Channel should take it all down.

  • @stefanfilipov7254
    @stefanfilipov7254 2 роки тому +1

    My people were still using the Bulgarian calendar 200 years ago, before it was forbidden and replaced by the Grigorian. Since it is the most accurate sun calendar to date, it was suggested that it becomes the standard one worldwide. Only 2 countries disagreed. And by the way, we are now the Year 7530. Funny though... My ancestors were in possession of advanced knowledge 75 centuries ago, but if you look out wikipedia you will found out, they were a savage barbarian tribe, uncapable to even write down their names.
    Now that's what I call quality comedy at it's finest!

  • @mikehardy4512
    @mikehardy4512 2 роки тому

    No better way to edit this the way you wanted it huh??? Wow man horrible job......at least Louis ck is hilarious and makes up for it

  • @MrAlv21
    @MrAlv21 2 роки тому +1

    it's not true that for the entire human race this is 2022. In 4 countries the year is completely different and a bunch have their own version beside the gregorian calendar (year 2022)

  • @ecklund78
    @ecklund78 2 роки тому

    Is this a 12 y.o. A D. Who chopped up the video?

  • @distinguishednetwork8259
    @distinguishednetwork8259 4 роки тому

    #Christ!

  • @felixmidas2020
    @felixmidas2020 2 роки тому

    Terrible editing!

  • @gregmerrick4288
    @gregmerrick4288 2 роки тому

    Edited Chinese joke

  • @apoena-allnitemusic7203
    @apoena-allnitemusic7203 2 роки тому

    What an annoying set

  • @tonyblackops
    @tonyblackops 2 роки тому +7

    So Christianity unified the world around a common denominator? Is that bad?

    • @jonathanallard2128
      @jonathanallard2128 2 роки тому +3

      Christians did that. Not Christianity itself.
      Nowhere in Christian doctrine does it talk about that concept so yes, Christians did that, but it could've been any religion. Christianity isn't special just because Rome was extremely powerful at the time and Constantine decided he would become Christian and force everyone else to be one too.
      Not a bad thing now, but the way it happened, a bad way.

    • @Erwin93200
      @Erwin93200 2 роки тому +4

      Who said it was bad, chill out

    • @NYCMarkus
      @NYCMarkus 2 роки тому +5

      It’s comedy…

    • @earthisflat
      @earthisflat 2 роки тому

      @@jonathanallard2128 except Constantine kinda shit on true Christianity and made his own version and then made everyone follow it

    • @jonathanallard2128
      @jonathanallard2128 2 роки тому

      @@earthisflat Whatever "true" Christianity is?

  • @freshham7399
    @freshham7399 2 роки тому +1

    He is painfully ignorant of Islam

    • @zannahhannaz6857
      @zannahhannaz6857 2 роки тому

      Time went back to year zero with Mohammad. Copied the Christians ideas

    • @CFunk33
      @CFunk33 2 роки тому

      And that's one of the many reasons I'm a big fan of his! Islam in 2022 bro? Get real. Nobody with half a brain cares about nonsense a couple middle-ages arabs scribbled on a piece of parchment in the desert... Islam has been debunked for a long time, get up to speed!

    • @koho
      @koho 2 роки тому +1

      LOL! You base this on his standup? Be assured, he knows a lot about Islam.

    • @freshham7399
      @freshham7399 2 роки тому

      @@koho I didn’t ask for your assumptions, or your assurances.

    • @koho
      @koho 2 роки тому +3

      @@freshham7399 Well, it's the YT comment section! And anyway, you needed them. I'll make you a deal: you don't make ignorant comments, and I won't reply to them.

  • @jamesdemetro2145
    @jamesdemetro2145 2 роки тому +1

    He is Christian.
    Just scared to admit it
    Because it will make him a pastor
    The first 5 minutes was preaching

    • @baronvonbeandip
      @baronvonbeandip 2 роки тому

      Yup, that's gotta be it.

    • @zannahhannaz6857
      @zannahhannaz6857 2 роки тому

      You haven’t seen his other bits, he’s obviously atheist. He even says “it makes sense if you’re Christian but what the fuck are the rest of US doing?” Implying he’s not Christian

  • @southpawlibranine3511
    @southpawlibranine3511 Рік тому

    Its not the same year in every culture though. He really isn't funny