Poker Night but Heavy STOPS ME FROM WINNING!

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 20 гру 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 251

  • @MrJulio632
    @MrJulio632 6 років тому +507

    Top 10 anime betrays

  •  6 років тому +384

    You will probably never read this, but the AIs of the characters are roughly like follows:
    Max: Most random
    Strong Bad: Very aggressive
    Heavy: More careful with bets. Will hardly ever bet on anything worse than Ace High.
    Tycho: Passive at the beginning, but more aggressive as players get eliminated.

    •  6 років тому +7

      Probably depends on the player's playstyle.

    • @JustAJosuke
      @JustAJosuke 6 років тому +24

      @ heavy only bets when he has at least a pair. He's also very cautious and agressive at times

    • @Brown95P
      @Brown95P 6 років тому +19

      Heavy *is* usually cautious, but he *will* get cockier and bluff on you as you keep folding 'em.
      Kinda like Tycho, all things considered.

    • @JustAJosuke
      @JustAJosuke 6 років тому +15

      @@Brown95P Tycho gets agressive when players are eliminated. Heavy essentially just plays based on how you dont

    • @heavyweaponsguy6824
      @heavyweaponsguy6824 6 років тому +12

      HA I do not need to be careful, it is the little baby player who must be careful.

  • @soldierboi6485
    @soldierboi6485 5 років тому +33

    1:52 heavy: i promise you,Pain without end.

  • @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853
    @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 3 роки тому +14

    4:12-4:33 Most badass Heavy has ever been. This is the biggest example of someone getting completely *massacred* both verbally and poker game-wise I've ever seen.

  • @МаксимДорошенко-ш2ю
    @МаксимДорошенко-ш2ю 6 років тому +65

    1:53 "PUUUUUUUUSH"

  • @jessegd6306
    @jessegd6306 5 років тому +24

    I kinda wanna see an SFM of this, with Medi at the table giving his commentary and semi-flailing around.

  • @Seroriannedreno4766
    @Seroriannedreno4766 6 років тому +119

    Heavy very angry

    • @flytrapYTP
      @flytrapYTP 6 років тому

      Heavy has shitty dialogue.

    • @JustAJosuke
      @JustAJosuke 6 років тому

      @@flytrapYTP in the comics, valve made it seem heavy was all brawn and no brain

    • @gottagofastfaster
      @gottagofastfaster 4 роки тому

      Actually I have heard that he is very smart russian man but he a lilttle bit bad at english. And he doesn't have actually bad dialogue I bet you don't like Heavy so much I see

  • @cybo_vampire9145
    @cybo_vampire9145 6 років тому +170

    I don't even know how to play Poker and I still enjoy video :D

  • @asdtgh8895
    @asdtgh8895 6 років тому +46

    >tfw you support Heavy too much in beating the other players and you discover Karma.

  • @WildCharger
    @WildCharger 6 років тому +75

    A bit of advice for you
    ALT+F4 is very useful when farming the items

    • @JustAJosuke
      @JustAJosuke 6 років тому +4

      And here we see a desperate troll

    • @patrizl0017
      @patrizl0017 6 років тому +12

      @@JustAJosuke he ain't a troll though. Alt+F4 and starting up the game again let's you replay the last round you were in, letting you fix whatever mistake you made.

    • @WildCharger
      @WildCharger 6 років тому +4

      Poker Night aka Autosave Hell
      ALT+F4 before the next hand and it undos your mistake

    • @JustAJosuke
      @JustAJosuke 6 років тому

      @@WildCharger we all know what alt f4 does. It turns off the computer

    • @WildCharger
      @WildCharger 6 років тому +7

      I sincerely hope you’re joking

  • @senpyrothewizard8172
    @senpyrothewizard8172 6 років тому +15

    Max has a subtle tell for having good cards. His hands shake.

  • @shoopdatwhoop163
    @shoopdatwhoop163 6 років тому +67

    Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue,
    Medi is Angry,
    What do you do?

    • @JustAJosuke
      @JustAJosuke 6 років тому +1

      @Daniel von Strangle yes it did, check again

    • @guardianof2fort964
      @guardianof2fort964 6 років тому

      I will run

    • @JustAJosuke
      @JustAJosuke 6 років тому +1

      I'd give medi a sandvich

    • @B0LTz
      @B0LTz 6 років тому

      I will eat a sandvich

    • @heavyweaponsguy6824
      @heavyweaponsguy6824 6 років тому +2

      I place sandvich in hand it will make him strong so he does not cry like a little baby next time.

  • @SabotageSabian
    @SabotageSabian 6 років тому +14

    Like all tragic gambling stories mediexcalibur once was a mercenary and now he has a really bad poker addiction

  • @selkiekinu7730
    @selkiekinu7730 6 років тому +4

    i find it funny watching medi struggle to get the items when i got all of them in one sitting and only struggled on the iron kurtain

  • @CrazySebVA
    @CrazySebVA 6 років тому +9

    "Poker night at the inventory but I'm back for revenge AGAIN!!!"

  • @sillyguy24_
    @sillyguy24_ 6 років тому +6

    Heavy is winning for Mother Russia. Itty Bitty Baby will not take my GUN! Instead, I TAKE YOURS!

  • @Marzlpan
    @Marzlpan 6 років тому +32

    dont worry Medi, ive got a funny joke for you to cheer you up.
    "Pootis"
    am i rite my fellow kids

  • @tackyoptic
    @tackyoptic 6 років тому +2

    4:54 Heavy's fuckin face here I'm done

  • @VictorTheProcrastinator
    @VictorTheProcrastinator 6 років тому +8

    In Soviet Russia, the prize claims you!

  • @lunnihyre4215
    @lunnihyre4215 4 роки тому

    Nothing beats watching a lesser known youtuber play poker against different video game characters at 2:45 in the morning.

  • @taytay6255
    @taytay6255 6 років тому +4

    Heavy beat you like how the Soviet Army went on a warpath straight into Berlin.

  • @tuchi8519
    @tuchi8519 6 років тому +1

    There is nothing nicer to hear than medi saying "God fucking dammit"

  • @joethepersonn5332
    @joethepersonn5332 6 років тому +39

    Can we get a rip in the chat bois

  • @davemiller7839
    @davemiller7839 6 років тому +5

    One Of The Best/High Quality Content Of All Time I Love You're Videos

  • @PalmerDudeGamingChannel
    @PalmerDudeGamingChannel 6 років тому

    I dont know why you keep playing this but I also dont know how it is funny every time, this is great

  • @kaizuriku
    @kaizuriku 6 років тому +1

    "Tell your mum i said Hello" That got me by surpirse

  • @orionpax0946
    @orionpax0946 6 років тому +1

    Well, what do you expect? As far as the Heavy is concerned, you're one of the enemies in this game. And as such, he will crush you.

  • @arusmarko4948
    @arusmarko4948 6 років тому +18

    Nice video as always

  • @tomorrowisyesterday3215
    @tomorrowisyesterday3215 4 роки тому +1

    Plot twist: heavy just be easy on you every episode.. he already win from beginning

  • @Psychedlia98
    @Psychedlia98 6 років тому +3

    “You scared the hell out of me” what sfm is that from again?

  • @Antonluisre
    @Antonluisre 6 років тому

    Watched this before flying my plane. Great inspiration

  • @warprifter8772
    @warprifter8772 6 років тому

    I find it kinda funny that a poker ad about learning how to read people's poker faces popped up right before the video started.

  • @crystalcrazeee
    @crystalcrazeee 4 роки тому

    0:00 because I dont wanna go through troubles to leave the playlist

  • @__________8146
    @__________8146 6 років тому

    9:59 yeah... for some reason there's a bug in this game and the sequel that fuks up how all ins work. it happens all the time :/

  • @yes5937
    @yes5937 6 років тому +1

    All you gotta do is just go all in, suddenly pokernight becomes easier

  • @jrm1816
    @jrm1816 6 років тому

    0:04
    Yep, i can _smell_ the terror in your voice

  • @Lawesome
    @Lawesome 6 років тому

    This is fucking fantastic. Thanks UA-cam for working for once.

  • @CJ-ln5ov
    @CJ-ln5ov 6 років тому

    I have no idea how Poker works, but I love Crossovers.
    Also, you sounded exactly like what I say in my mind when I play Fortnite.

  • @villa7624
    @villa7624 6 років тому

    The reason why you can't beat him because he is the *_True Pootis Man_* ,and you can't beat a *_True Pootis Man_*

  • @blacklight683
    @blacklight683 2 роки тому +1

    "Heavy fucked with me"
    -a medic main

  • @brianj.stephan2080
    @brianj.stephan2080 6 років тому

    Pretty ironic, heavy hates the medic main MediExcalibur2012. The heavy medic combo dies on heavy's hands

  • @TheInfamousARK
    @TheInfamousARK 5 років тому

    No man scares me... but that *thing* ... IT scares me!

  • @astronight279
    @astronight279 6 років тому +1

    Heavy is mad at you because you didnt pocket him. :D

  • @ludobrain
    @ludobrain 6 років тому

    If you raise with a lot, heavy will get scared and fold.

  • @cutsterino8569
    @cutsterino8569 6 років тому

    If you wanna steal Sasha from the Heavy, go All In everytime.

  • @raptor3406
    @raptor3406 6 років тому

    Everytime i see you play any game i always feel your pain

  • @michaelnyethevsauceguy3268
    @michaelnyethevsauceguy3268 6 років тому

    I'm on the highway to- *advertiser friendly content*

  • @andrewolson3224
    @andrewolson3224 4 роки тому

    Poker night in Canada, but every time somebody wins they say sorry

  • @ambrus-hun
    @ambrus-hun 6 років тому +3

    You have to sing "I want heavy big D" to win XD

  • @sidneyk.8443
    @sidneyk.8443 6 років тому

    I fucking love this series.

  • @jaydencardona7263
    @jaydencardona7263 Місяць тому

    5:32 he sounded so broken when heavy won

  • @papashovelry
    @papashovelry 6 років тому

    Medi breaks his keyboard in half the game

  • @KoreanLoveHotel
    @KoreanLoveHotel 6 років тому

    🔰Congratulation on your 50ksubs🔰

  • @josefloressalas237
    @josefloressalas237 6 років тому +2

    Also, there is a cheat that you can do if you cant win, everityme you lose a round, close the game and when you open it again you will start in the last round that started

  • @DatBoi05
    @DatBoi05 6 років тому +6

    *Is Mr.Waaah losing his poker skillz?*

  • @butterybuns2008
    @butterybuns2008 6 років тому +2

    Tycho And Heavy just made the game depressing...

  • @dezgasting
    @dezgasting 6 років тому

    Yaaay, more Poker Night videos!
    Love ya :*

  • @Anakinuo
    @Anakinuo 6 років тому

    Damn that was fast
    you already have 51k subs
    btw i was here sinced 12k subs :D

  • @NotASpyReally
    @NotASpyReally 6 років тому +1

    WOOOOW I have NO IDEA what is going on.
    My friends bought me this game AND the sequel, and I haven't played poker ever before in my life!!!!
    I still enjoyed the video somehow, though :D

  • @JohnRDVSMarston
    @JohnRDVSMarston 6 років тому

    That's not heavy, that's a spy.

  • @spanish2927
    @spanish2927 6 років тому +2

    Today is max's birthday actually!

  • @misterkrazy8401
    @misterkrazy8401 6 років тому

    That Heavy is a Spy!

  • @JohnWick-qf1gr
    @JohnWick-qf1gr 5 років тому

    Three words:
    Steam Achievement Manager

  • @VMan_2002
    @VMan_2002 6 років тому +1

    9:05 WUT LOL

  • @braedyntorbett7043
    @braedyntorbett7043 6 років тому +2

    Fancy bloody watch.

  • @justderp5713
    @justderp5713 6 років тому

    Heavy is just playing the game normally he's not being specifically ashole-ey to you he just wants to win mo- (gets smashed with ban hammer)

  • @JWS-Studios
    @JWS-Studios 2 роки тому

    Here’s a problem with my poker night 2
    When I ever start up the game and when after it says connected it’s just black, never gonna start so I kinda need help so can someone help?

  • @crazymartin526
    @crazymartin526 6 років тому

    The only reasons why he stops you from winning is....
    He wanted to _defend_ his money

  • @ludfil7771
    @ludfil7771 6 років тому +1

    Go all in every time. It works! But not when you have More than 20.000$

  • @avexus7756
    @avexus7756 6 років тому

    3:07 you know max is supposed to have his teeth showing (almost) all the time right?

  • @cursedtortilla632
    @cursedtortilla632 6 років тому +1

    Go all in every turn, you have a 50 chance of winning

  • @arzonqueen256
    @arzonqueen256 6 років тому

    heavy... you... you wold you do this...

  • @YukiColburn
    @YukiColburn 6 років тому

    Meanwhile, I'm here thinking:
    What we really need... Is Poker Night 3, but our russian rep is Sidorovich from STALKER.

  • @elladoros
    @elladoros 6 років тому

    Ive got a medic funko Pop today, im so happy

  • @daxtastic5511
    @daxtastic5511 6 років тому +2

    Yes let the hate flow through you let it consume you

    • @PalmerDudeGamingChannel
      @PalmerDudeGamingChannel 6 років тому

      UNLimITEd PoWeR
      Also I like Pip too, my fav character from palidens

    • @daxtastic5511
      @daxtastic5511 6 років тому

      PalmerDude Gaming also your the first to figure and say that my pic is pip and u are correct have a nice day bro or gal idk

    • @PalmerDudeGamingChannel
      @PalmerDudeGamingChannel 6 років тому

      well yeah, I like Pip, he's ma boi

    • @daxtastic5511
      @daxtastic5511 6 років тому

      PalmerDude Gaming I like how u act maybe we can play paladins together

    • @PalmerDudeGamingChannel
      @PalmerDudeGamingChannel 6 років тому

      maybe, my gamertag is in my channels description of psn so if you play there we could

  • @cbarre9937
    @cbarre9937 5 років тому

    So, is this the game you win the dangeruesq classes, lugermorph, maxes severed head, and all that? What else can you get here?

  • @PBSpiralGamer
    @PBSpiralGamer 6 років тому

    I'm not going to lie, I think you got me interested in this game!

  • @Tophat_Aza
    @Tophat_Aza 6 років тому

    THAT HEAVY IS A SPY

  • @je_sus332
    @je_sus332 4 роки тому

    Good thing "The Heavy is dead"

  • @okuyasu7397
    @okuyasu7397 6 років тому +14

    Pootis

  • @dmememan3070
    @dmememan3070 6 років тому

    Heavy secretly spy in this game

  • @xx_r2-drip2_xx52
    @xx_r2-drip2_xx52 6 років тому

    Oh you scared the hell outta me, Ah you want to know how I get this About a Scout Reference?

  • @user-kx3nj7kx9l
    @user-kx3nj7kx9l 6 років тому

    Medi, what I did was go all in every time... I won all of the items in a hour.

  • @SuperMarioRaymond1
    @SuperMarioRaymond1 6 років тому

    This video is proof that karma doesn't exist.

  • @saymeow2701
    @saymeow2701 6 років тому

    poker night at the inventory....so hard games..

  • @zombiehunter110man2
    @zombiehunter110man2 6 років тому

    How do you get the Lugermoph is it just owning the game? Or winning some sort of game of poker, and also what about the Max’s head?
    (All for TF2 btw)

  • @elitrem1843
    @elitrem1843 6 років тому

    At this rate I might learn how to play poker myself and play that goddamn game and get those items. >:]

  • @paraweld9838
    @paraweld9838 6 років тому

    I found all 3 to be easy when they had the weapons, I found that tycho was the one would whip my ass like a Spanish grandma with a sandle after I eliminated everyone else, except for him and his watch

  • @fancyglassesgamer
    @fancyglassesgamer 5 років тому

    I did a challenge in that game.I bought it and then tried to get the minigun and Maxes pistol (and the badge). But 2 hours must not pass cause then I can't refund the game (I'm not really into poker). It did take me 1 hour to get the minigun and about 40 minutes to get the pistol! It was a fun challenge tho.

  • @naxeron1337
    @naxeron1337 6 років тому

    I have no idea what poker is and I can't play any card games at all, but I still want to get the items. I don't really want to use an achievement manager but I don't want to learn poker too. What do I do? Still enjoyed the video tho

  • @panckaes1199
    @panckaes1199 6 років тому

    Another poker night video :D

  • @gimmethehealth7058
    @gimmethehealth7058 6 років тому

    Is this a new meme format?

  • @toastistired
    @toastistired 6 років тому

    Heavy-Senpai... How could you do this...

  • @creative4673
    @creative4673 6 років тому +1

    HEAVY playing, eh? :P

  • @BenTheTiger131
    @BenTheTiger131 6 років тому

    If did not know MediExcalibur2012 then The Heavy is out from play he get his Minigun out but you can win his iron curtain

  • @RealAyoTark
    @RealAyoTark 6 років тому

    *P O O T I S*
    *MEDIC!*

  • @Haru-fq4ze
    @Haru-fq4ze 6 років тому

    Top 10 saddest anime betrayals (NEW 2018 TOP 10)

  • @Muurilo
    @Muurilo 6 років тому

    You Crit. him with your ubersaw :D

  • @flipperjr.3822
    @flipperjr.3822 6 років тому

    Tonight's stakes-

  • @heavyweaponsguy6824
    @heavyweaponsguy6824 6 років тому

    When you are in work camp you pick many tricks. Come I will take you there to learn.