When Your Wife Is Into Craft Projects. Jamie Lissow
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- Опубліковано 14 лип 2024
- When your wife is into craft projects, your house can become a whole reason to have an argument. Watch "Something Awesome" by Jamie Lissow at www.drybarcomedy.com/jamiel
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My husband knows where things in Michael's are, not to be helpful but to get me out of the store faster 😂
Smart man. When I would go shopping with my ex I would have a map of the store in my head and as she was rattling off all the stuff she wanted to look at I was going full John Madden.
Bonus points to him if he not only knows where items are but carefully plans out the route to get to them so as to avoid any sections where you would become distracted and be all "OMG I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT GLITTER GLUE!"
And sir if you are reading this over her shoulder and are not currently doing that, start doing that.
Hilarious!!!
LOVE IT!!
Why on earth would you take your husband craft store shopping? That's one place I go alone. I don't need all that negative energy about.
Velius yes, i do that too. When i go to the super market with mom, i would avoid the tableware and clothes sections or it’ll took a whole lot longer to get home
As a crafty person, I felt really really attacked! 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm not a native English speaker and I rarely understand any stand up (I understand the words but the stand up usually involves cultural differences that I just don't get it). But THIS one is the just the best! I laugh the whole way through it! Good job Jamie!
Generic Guy Hmm...interesting. I haven’t watched stuff like that. Is there anyone you suggest?
We crafters speak the same language!
Crafts, and the related accoutrements are a universal language.
If anyone needs 37 empty metal mint containers for an arts project let me know. My wife is storing them in our cupboard for just this occasion.
@Colin McCarthy
My former fiance crafted.
I keep saving my Don Francisco coffee cans.
I'll never use them myself.
I think part of me hates the idea of throwing away anything crafty she might have used to store stuff in.
It's been 7 years since she left.
I still save things I think she could use to craft or save crafty things in.
I was never the fiance with the carpentry shop in the garage, either.
But, anybody wants any of these, let me know.
Be happy to hook you up.
Also empty, clean, former tubs of Imperial margarine
Yeah.
Have several of those, too.☺
THEY are awesome. YOU can make worry boxes.
Geocaches!!
this made me laugh out loud🤣
Aww you're a sweety. That's a poignant and bittersweet story. I hope your heart has healed.
For a little bit more money...🤣
key word: little
@@crystal768 "little" assumes you drive around to six different Michael's to and use the 40% off one item coupon at each location to get all your materials.
So for a little more money... and 6 gallons of gas...
The best part 😂🤣🤣🤣
How about a LOT more money??😂😂 I’m a papercrafter and I create videos!
Buying Crafting Supplies and actually Crafting are two different Hobbies...
Harry Kuheim speaking as someone who does both...this is true
Buying Craft Supplies is actually a sport. Whoever dies with the most supplies wins!
The one who really wins is the one that comes upon my stuff in some future clean-out in an estate sale!
Harry Kuheim is woke.
Truth time, made my day, thank you.
Too true! That’s why I try not to buy anything I don’t have to.
I used to craft. Now I'm 35 and I can't be bothered. My craft is watching UA-cam endlessly.
Hanny Mary ...oh good, I’m not the only one! I never crafted but YT is my craft now for sure and I’m 35; too! Right on!
@Hanny Mary
My former fiance crafted.
All the time.
Well, she really started in earnest when we moved into this really nice, expensive, 2 story condo in Brea.
She was pretty good at it, too.
Pretty crafty.
Not saying she crafted to avoid spending time with me for those two years but, after she moved out and ended things between us after 9 years, I seem to recall asking how the whole crafting thing was going these days.
I'm inquisitive that way.😉
"Yeah, I'm not really doing that anymore."
Oh, there's a big surprise. 😂
No, I didn't actually say it out loud.
Was trying to stay friendly.
Or, as friendly as a break-up can get, after 9 years together, anyway.😒
But, even if she hadn't taken over the whole second floor landing between bedrooms for her craft room?
She had several other ways to avoid having any actual conversations with me.
She had 6 televisions in the condo.
And never, in the two years we lived there, did she ever watch the same show on the same TV with me.
We did watch her news programs.
Well, she did, while I cleaned the kitchen and got her coffee ready for her morning drive to work.
I saw the writing on the wall.
Giant craft room.
5 other TVs available to watch, besides the one I watched in the kitchen/family room with our dogs.
I think at that point, the only thing I wasn't quite sure about was why she took 2 years to leave.
Or, why I didn't have the wherewithall and the presence of mind to just pack my stuff and leave before she left.
Not that I'm bitter.
I'm not.
But I sensed it was on her mind while we were out looking for a place to move into before we found that condo.
She kept finding places with 2 bedrooms, one for her, one for her daughter.
I always had had my own room, because I snore, and she was a light sleeper, so she was like "you get to have your own room."
Until we were condo hunting.
Wasn't 3 bedrooms anymore.
Just 2.
And she'd point at what would be her bedroom's walk-in closet, and say: "this will be Todd's room."
Once, there was another, different, 2-story condo, with a closet under the stairs.
She said "Oh, this will be your room.
Just like Harry Potter.
A bedroom in a closet under the stairs."
Not that she ever read Harry Potter, she hated reading, and especially hated fiction.
She'd been a news producer.
She got her degree in that at college.
I got mine in Writing.
Fiction made no sense to her.
At all.
Not interested.
But, her daughter reads fiction, I read fiction, her step mom reads fiction, and her mom, and her step dad, both read fiction.
And I'm an aspiring author who writes fiction.
So, her daughter had read Harry Potter, as had I.
So, she was...aware.
And, she'd seen the movies.
Anyway.
So, even before we moved into that condo, I could already see she was figuring out ways to move me out of her life.
It was 7 years ago that she left.
Still in recovery.
So, now, I also craft by...you guessed:
Endlessly watching UA-cam.
Small world.☺
Although at 58, I'm older than either of you ladies.
Anyway.
(Sorry to bring my depressing break-up story in to rain on the parade.)
I'm 42and right there with you ladies. But I'm married for 24yrs and still happy 💙😁
Hanny Mary, you're a spectator crafter!
I'm 35 too but I'm just starting that now. After a life as a successful business woman I decided to have a child and pursue temporarily my dream of being a hippie for a couple of years. Crafting is part of that. But I have to confess that I like more the look of cutting wood with an overall and cute messy hair than actually doing anything. I rarely finish something (although I start a lot of projects). I should definitely had started at 25 so I would be over with, for sure I would be much more patient too.
My child is 2 years old and I will be back in business soon. I will be join your group of ex crafters in no time for sure. hahaha
He's got a whole truck full of craft items. That cracked me up!
My ex-boyfriend used to get up at 6am and make coffee then start talking at my unconscious flesh lol. But he wanted to go craft store too lol, I didnt mind, but let's go at noon. 😀
Him: “I threw away an empty sauce jar.”
Me, with a crafter for a sister: *chokes*
"only have 5 senses" 🤣
... still. 😁
I’m a crafter. When I was looking at buying a house, I was seriously thinking about making the master bedroom my craft room and taking the small bedroom to sleep in.
That’s the dream!
Gina Hall I did that!!!
I did that!
Stay away from my wife!
😉
Yes!
Oh Gosh, That's funny right there . I save small boxes for wrapping gifts and whatnot until I see an episode of Hoarders .
I save plastic bags to put the egg yolks because i only eat the whites and they s mell terrible
Egg cartons are the Bitcoin of Pinterest. 🥚😆😁🤣😂😄😃😊
Gave it a thumbs up just for that!😆😆
LMAO!
That’s a sentence that no one 10 years ago would understand
Why would I Buy something when I can make it with $92 of craft stuff
LOL!!
Rotfl....THIS is DryBar at its BEST! “We’re down to one googly eye” Hilariously funny and real. My man and I go to craft stores just for fun but neither of us craft. We just like looking at all the colorful stuff, being In a place we know we won’t spend money, and thanking each other that neither of us crafts. lol!
Plus without all the clutter from crafts you have so much more room for activities
@Sarah Doan, what a fun thing for a free date night! I need to think of something like that in a different type of store.
And for a little bit more money.....😆🤣
Don't be mad, I keep sauce jars too 😆 I have to make myself throw them away😆
And now I've added spice jars to the sauce jars. At least you can make yourself throw them out!
@@765respect 😆 I won't lie, I have a problem😆 Just say to yourself, I got a whole cabinet shelf full of jars. I don't need anymore😉
@@mariepaige7977 TY! Haha, Must find the willpower!
@@765respect Good luck ☺
I'm moving soon, can't take my jars with me. Lots found their homes in my Halloween apothecary. I'm thinking Craigslist...or do I trash them?
There is a dark and powerful spell that causes my husband to develop all sorts of vague symptoms. If ever I speak those words, within minutes, he is too ill to leave the house. All I have to say is, "I need to go to Hobby Lobby."
I love Michael's, but refuse to set foot in Hobby Lobby.
@@discipleofsakura what's wrong with hobby lobby?
@@discipleofsakura We don't have a Michael's in our area. If I want to buy crafting supplies I'll never use, Hobby Lobby is my only choice.
@nasty buzzard It takes time to turn trash into treasu---sparkly trash. 😂
Bwahahah!
"she could start dating him" 🤣
Ah the crafting struggle is real!!!
I'm checking my house for bugs because he's obviously been listening in on my life! Lol
Great crafters are often confused as horders...except our things are clean :)
It was out of sauce 😂🤣😆😁
This is my mom all the way. Paper towel rolls for the crafts that never actually gets done. 😂
The truest stand up I've ever heard. Our fights are over boxes, but I used to save egg cartons and when we walk by the open sorting part of the recycling plant, my husband always starts getting worried 😅
We save egg cartons too.
We keep egg cartons, but we put eggs from chickens in them. They work well for their intended purpose. ☺️
"fresh out of googly eyes" 🤣
That would be fun! to do crafts together.. 😃
"Oh my goodness, that guy loves these!"😄
I don’t even craft (much), and I laughed my head off!!
I saw that punchline coming after "for a little more money," but I was expecting "inferior" instead of "crappier." Funny!
That's how good he is. Even though we can see it, It was still funny
I'm a crafting wife and this is hilarious! 😂🤣
I can't tell you how often I hesitate to throw something away thinking,
"What can I use this for?" Egg cartons are awesome!
@@richarddarlington1139 lol yes!
Yep, It's funny. it sounds like myself. 😅
@@Mushroom321-
Beyond that, I can find myself in the notions department, looking for things to use to for other than their intended purpose.
My wife asked me to join her in a "DIRTY POUR" it wasn't nearly as much fun as I initially fantasized.
@fifty something
I'm fifty something too.
58 to be exact.☺
Dirty pour...?
Sounds like a painting craft project?
Have done a few of those myself.
If it's what I think it was?
Definitely nowhere near as exciting as I suspect *YOU* had imagined.
At all.😉😂
Sorry about that.
And reality ruined yet another potential intimate moment between husband and wife.
Hate it when that happens.
LOL!
It.....was out of sauce 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We do the same thing...only it involves fabric and quilting!
"Crafting is making something for a little bit more money" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA YES!
Shout out to anyone who's worked stores like Ac Moore, Michaels, Joanne's, Creativity, etc etc etc stores like me :P
Why would you bring your husband to the craft store?? It’s like hunting with a game warden.
I love shopping with my husband. I can more stuff with him than by myself.
"the bitcoin of Pinterest"
I may be weird.
I was married 27 years.
If I wanted to go shopping, I got my grown self there, did what needed to be done, and got my grown self home.
If my husband wanted to watch a game, he watched a game. Sometimes I watched, sometimes I did something else.
I never whined.
I never dragged him around like a puppy.
When we both went somewhere, it was necessary, or it was something we agreed on.
If it was something he wasn’t interested in, I wouldn’t dream of dragging him with me.
I certainly never, ever dragged him along, while I bought clothes.
I don’t get that mentality.
We’re adults. We did things together, yes.
We didn’t cease to be individual humans.
If he wanted to do something I wasn’t interested in, he did it.
I didn’t whine.
Guess I’m weird.
I agree! I rather go to the craft store alone. If my husband doesn't want to see a movie that I want to see, I go alone or with a friend.
Craft joke so true🙄.. just ask my husband!!👍
I used to collect baby food glass jars. That's no small feat once your children are no longer eating Gerber or Beech-Nut pureed food. I'd clean and sterilize the jars and their lids and sack them up. Why? Because at Christmas time, I'd buy tiny little snowmen, elves, Santas, angels, plastic or "silk" holly or mistletoe, evergreen sprigs, and glitter. Armed with an unending supply of classroom tapwater, a hot glue gun, and the high temp glue, my students and I would create little snow globes to give their mother's for Christmas. That is, until the year my spouse tossed the bag of jars in the trash just before I was going to take them to school with me. I was NOT amused.
One MercilessMing When I was little I was cleaning a jar in the bathroom sink for that very purpose. I cracked the sink, nice big hole, but jar stayed in one piece. Mom forgave me, and remodeled the bathroom after that mishap. I’ll never forget that project.
I can feel the devastation through the screen.
My self-talk trying to keep from saving everything "when every egg carton "sparks joy" Minimalism-you're doing it wrong. Just put the stuff in the trash and walk away"
I love when comedians talk about their wives LMFAO!!!!!!!
I hope this is sarcasm
Thanks for the laughs, Jamie. This was awesome.
🤣🤣🤣 Sooooo true!!! I luv it!!! My husband could totally relate..
Mine said once you know what we should do today... Lets go to the car show. I love her so much
The kind of wife this guy has is a striking reminder of how little I relate to most other women. x'D You don't wake a sleeping person up unless they have to be somewhere already, and my idea of 'what we should do today' goes like "Oi, pick up this stuff from the store, please. I'mma make a ton of snacks, then we're gonna either binge-watch movies/tv we both like or marathon some video games."
Thank goodness for this channel 😂
Fishing also an international symbol for leave me alone.
Very original, timing is good too!
This was a classic in the making - excellent.
oh my word ! It's one in the early am.. I am alone at the computer and laughing out loud until I have tears ! This guy is hilarious !!!
he's hilarious! 😂
Totally talking about me! I yelled at my hubby bc he threw away the empty pickle jars I was saving. He will NOT go into craft stores at all! I think he's afraid he will break out in hives or something!
How odd is it that I'm watching this waiting for Michael's to open
This guy is hysterical! "But for a little more money.." "the Bitcoin of Pinterest" and his delivery is perfect.
“It’s never awesome” truer words never spoken.
"The egg carton is the bitcoin of Pinterest" is one of best things I've ever heard
hahaha! Married men just do whatever the wife wants 🤣
Im a crafter and Im planning a craft party and we'll be making tissue holders out of mason jars and I was so excited about this project and my daughter says, mom thats why tissues come in their own box! Now the whole project seem stupid! 🙁
My wife was like that but she would get mad at me for throwing stuff away instead of recycling. Especially zip-loc bags. She would wash and reuse them
I use cardboard egg cartons to make fire starters. Just add some dryer lint, sawdust and liquid wax and you have something that can kickstart any fire. I'm responsible for building our charcoal grill fires so yes, I collect cardboard egg cartons.
not even kidding, my and my husband have had the sauce jar conversation 🤣 but i taught him to use them for grease so it can cool and be reused or thrown away, depending. so now i have more empty jars than u can imagine. I hide the good ones in my craft room
That's an idea, date the recycling guy. Lol
Knock yourself out. 🤣
Going to show this to my husband so he can think about how lucky he is that I am into riding motorcycles and make solo art.
Recycle the sauce jar!
Jamie, You're in my top 5 comedians!! You are SO funny!!
"I still only have 5 senses" Perfect! Can't wait to use it! 🤓
That was pretty hilarious. Without using silly voices and over-the-top antics. Solidly smart, real, funny and fresh material.
No woman has ever said “you know what we should do today?” “Play paintball and then I’ll give you a massage” 😇😝 I’m literally dying right now.
"Massage and Basketball"
The empty sauce jar!!! I felt it in my soul. Not for a craft, but just as a reusable container for homemade sauce or something later on.
Also, "that guy loves these"
my cousin made probably hundreds of handmade bows to sell them as a business.i helped her, the bows are now stuck, dusty in an unopened drawer in my house.
It's probably just me but he reminds me of Nicholas Cage
Slightly reminds me of Tom Hanks.
Maddie Arnold after you said that I can’t un-hear the voice
Haha, his definition of crafting!:D
Dude sooooo funny!!! Love ur stuff!!
garbage man has a whole truck full of craft items!!! OMG, thats so true...
what you talking about the craft store is amazing!
So funny! Thumbs up!!
I'm so guilty of this!! "Empty sauce jars" LOL!!! 😂😂 I do this, I keep them and put useless crap that I find valuable in them.
🤣🤣 the egg carton is the bitcoin of pinterest
It's even worse when your wife is into gardening. Random bits of plants around the house and you don't know whether you can throw them out or not.
Once I lost my cash card but didn't want my husband to know, so whenever I needed craft supplies, I had to rely on tricking him to go to Michael's with me so that he could buy my stuff until I was able to find my cash card again. On the way back from his favorite restaurant when we were a minute away from Michael's I'd say something like "OMG I totally forgot - I need some dye fixitive!" (Little did he know that I strategized this turn of events *days* in advance.) Then when we'd get there, I had to trick him into coming into the store with me. He'd prefer to wait in the car so I'd say "I'm afraid I'll buy too much. Can you come in with me to make sure I don't get a bunch of junk we don't need?" That would get him out of the car. He can speed walk to the exact spot wherever the random thing is that I said I needed was. Somehow he had the entire store mapped in his head better than I did - and I USED TO WORK THERE, FFS!
🤣🤣🤣
Haha, no wonder your name, you are a tricky person!😄
This is sooo funny I keep watching it:)
When we moved to our new town my husband loved it. When asked what he liked about it, he said; 'The women are prettier, the people are friendlier and you can take your dog out to eat with you.' (Lots of places with patio dining who welcome well behaved dogs).
So we moved in and began to discover our new area. And then it happened.
He saw the 'Bermuda Triangle of Crafting'.
Hobby Lobby, Michael's and JoAnn's. All located within 5 minutes of each other!
This could turn into a really good story.😯🍿🍿🍿
Lol, was Martha the thumbs down?!
I love the craft store!!! When I get married I'm definitely taking my husband with me. I also keep sauce containers to keep small crafting items. 🤣🤣🤣
Cause it's fun to make people do what they don't want to do?
I grew up poor/middle class,we kept everything,not for crafting,but to use as containers. Like butter .We kept everything in butter containers,& my dad used jelly jars for nuts & bolt & the like. Crafting was low on the totem pole,though we did do it,containers came 1st.
@@Dirtbag-Hyena I call your family resourceful...not poor. What's the use in having useful items go in the trash?? I save containers for storing all kinds of things as well...not just crafts. 😉
@@lemaygaming6952 It's called being in a relationship. Your wife or husband isn't going to want to do everything you want to do but they will because they love you.
A whole truck of craft items!!! hahahahaha!!!!
That's funny. Thanks for sharing.
I love how whenever he's quoting his wife, she's looking down at him.
Really funny ! Great job , will share !
As a crafter, I must say, it is the same in my home. Yes, I save glass jars, labels, Buttons, beads, fabric, yarn, books, etc. My husband does not touch anything in the kitchen. I do have a whole room full of supplies... but it has spilled over all over!!
I love that the ad before this was for Bitcoin🤣
That guy is great.
I swear, it's like he's talking about my marriage. LOL
Just discovered the channel, I'm glad I found it. I love me some wholesome comedy.
Anyone else crafting while watching this?
OMG Yes! But I didn't realize it until I saw your comment
OMG...way too funny.
this guy's wife is an awful lot like my wife.
well... have you ever seen them in the same room together?
This dude is too funny. Men are often put in a "do I throw this away and possibly get yelled at or let it sit there and get yelled at" scenario.
Thank God he cleaned up his act, at least here,- and he's just as or way MORE funny, than the 'f word riddled "Gotham Club" of 2014. Truly an animated and humourous dude; I happily give him a like.