This slime can end 1,000,000 lives

[@Slayer_OfLight]

General rule for roguelikes: If your game is about to crash, or it crashes, it's because you're playing it right.

[@evanrooney8447]

exactly

[@ferreiramartins2140]

That has been his strategy for years

[@Dystux]

Exactly right. If you're not about to absolutely destroy the console or PC you're playing on, you aren't playing with the intended purpose.

[@DanteHizurotheLucario]

If your game isn't begging for mercy, you're not playing it right

[@dontmindme2937]

No?

[@ipway9511]

DF is slowly fixing our attention spans

[@joelschelp5662]

Amen to that 😂

[@TyvernIsCool]

Yes I fully agree

[@Masonthetoaster]

Agreed

[@CuongTruong-cb3mk]

disagree

[@CarJul666]

A slime planting and protecting trees, wasn't something I'd ever expected to see. And it's entertaining to watxh. Well done DF.

[@edelta88]

The game is not over when my enemies die. The game is over when the game dies.

[@Ophanim-11]

The Lorax has been looking a bit different lately…

[@StillAlwaysSleepy]

Yeah, i think he's had enough

[@The_Barroth]

Great now I wanna see the Lorax and Ashes meet

[@reniererasmus1604]

Thank you for all the amazing content, your humor, voice, and videos have made many of my days good days.

[@jypyannukke]

second best tentacles video...

[@unreal9665]

*best

[@jifrifts8663]

He ain't wrong

[@Capybarret]

…

[@hellogood7239]

“Anywhere you see a hole we can put a tree inside” 😅😂😅

[@SadisticFrog]

Y'all talking about his other video right? Right????

[@CAPTAIN-REX]

no this is the first best tentacle video cuz I just woke up

[@funky555]

yet

[@knpark2025]

This Lorax slapps for the trees.

[@Usename-f1f]

I don’t know why but his voice is exactly how I imagine the monster sounds like

[@darkohorror]

i loved the part when DF’s tentacle slimed all over the place

[@CasuallyShadow]

Dunno if DF reads comments anymore (I dont blame him 90% of it is slop) but if he sees this, he should try Rimworld or project zomboid, they're games he'd probably say "Are for smart people", but they're amazing to watch people who aren't that play it, it's chaos and amazing

[@jordancambridge4106]

I like how DF does all the work and carries the team like he carries your mother to bed yet he still gives us credit to helping because we sat back and watched him do everything to win the games.

[@OMEGAXD303]

From ashes bloom is such a cool name for a game

[@Not_him2]

I love the waking animation in this game

[@worst__]

im sad the classic intro songs gone

[@mrbanjoooo]

2:55 was hilarious

[@bennyk384]

"Welcome to the second best tentacle video you're going to see today"
And what would be that best tentacle video we're going to see, Mr. Funny?

[@johnburgess352]

DF absolutely unhinged with the first statement

[@Dumbrarere]

Title: This slime can end 1,000,000 lives
Me: *Hears Captain Mattias Torres ranting about saving ten million lives by sacrificing one million.*

[@davidwoolley2985]

I luv watching a Slough shitting out trees. My kind of game

[@CasuallyShadow]

"As opposed to a defense bomb"
That's what America calls their massive spending on their "Defense budget"

[@ethribin4188]

This is a cool new base defence game theme :D
Im glad those types of games still inovate.
Unlike the vampire slayer clomse these days...

[@rottin_3669]

Subscribed for the stardew. Stayed for the tentacle jokes.

[@robertremington661]

PLEASE MORE!!!!! Set weird stupid rules/challenges for yourself. It'll be so fun~

[@TyvernIsCool]

Literally the only reason my attention span is existent, Thanks DF

[@zerofudgesgiven]

What you mean second best? This is the only tentacle video I’ve seen all day.

[@demonwolf6485]

good game , pretty sure the only reason it crahses is because of too many projectiles , so either only put defensive trees , or only 2 rows of shooters

[@gManGabe]

Yet another game beat into crashing. Good job, DF!

[@jayrigonan3153]

Best intro of the decade

[@elhaselkim11]

Nothing like DF to end my day right.

[@Mystical_0]

best testacies vid ever

[@AContentCreatr]

Second best tentacle video today🧐🧐 what do you think we are watching

[@CelestialAura7]

Damn I haven’t heard that outro song in a minute, thanks for the nostalgia

[@ZeroANetnieS]

Ending music was a bop

[@crimsondragon2677]

The Learn to Fly music.

[@DianaGebaña]

Idk why but the title when said on a lower tone sounds sick

[@WillKnott1real]

we need moree!!

[@larryvilla6869]

I miss the og SF vid format with the hoppy song and hello everyone

[@cptncorrey3273]

Your videos are wholesome keep it up man

[@vkc553]

Starting off strong this video lmao

[@marissapayne2609]

I see each of the videos and it never disappoints

[@JhayjhayBalisi-rw2ks]

Hello there

[@marissapayne2609]

Hi

[@TomasaurusrexQQ]

This is a criminally under rated comment.

[@takaotsu3592]

Ah yes. As a Japanese I can relate to slime and tentacles. 😂

[@starmaker9804]

_Lorax lore seems quite different nowadays…_

[@evanrooney8447]

i want to see more of this game

[@ĐứcDuyTrần-o7t]

this is why I love apples

[@Toradorafan16]

DF is making the 9 rings of treehell

[@ChemicalBurn1985]

Well then, due to the intro I didn't know I'd be watching at least 2 videos today...

[@dylang1348]

You should play egg inc!

[@jenniferfelice6470]

big enjoy and gave a like TEAM SCARECROW woooo :DD

[@yosukiii3820]

i love tentacles, even ones in anime 😅

[@TheSmartKid2012]

18 minutes ago that’s crazy 🧍‍♂️

[@diamondplayz2145]

Hi DF. This looks like a cool game.

[@jaseyoung6704]

"Then we're filling more holes"

[@ARUA.YT.]

Being this early feels illegal on such an amazing UA-camrs channel

[@DianaGebaña]

This slime can kill 1000000 live in one fell swooop

[@thefandomchild777]

More like tenta- _culling_ , amiright?

[@pharahamari5105]

What’s the first best tentacle video?

[@ZukoTheDoodle]

Day 2 of asking DF to play Soulstone Survivors

[@vanuel327]

0:00 whats the first?😰

[@ThanPuracan-ln3hh]

My childhood

[@Team_Svitko]

Woah i just got to the first second of the video and holy heck

[@RodrigoMiguel-mb6lj]

Name of game pls

[@ethanuriarau2820]

From ashes bloom

[@Demonlivinginthesun]

Johnny Appleseed POV:

[@snarkyespresso]

Woah, I'm early to a DF video, only three minutes ago? That's crazy and I'm amazed I caught it this early

[@rhysrooprice6035]

Yyyyyyeeeeeeeessssssss more please

[@Maplehawk]

Will you be doing a 1.6 stardew valley update? I love watching your stardew saga

[@coolguy-hw1ef]

What’s the name of game

[@Owen-k1n]

My 14 year old dog almost just died I am so sad/ happy.

[@dogedog2447]

What happed??

[@Owen-k1n]

She had vestibular disease (like a stroke, they throw up, can't stand because they lose their balance, and their eyes flicker back and forth)basically vertigo bad worse and for dogs.

[@ArcherRicks]

What’s this game called?

[@rileyfairfull2548]

What do you mean by 2nd best 😳

[@Mr_iWood]

caught him in seconds

[@chardz4257]

Need more

[@shirleychan4238]

What’s the name of the game

[@Camothor10]

Are you going to make a video on Stardew Valley 1.6?

[@BZ-km4gu]

You should play the game birds aren't real

[@moondropflower9957]

Will you be doing a stardew valley 1.6 update?!

[@xMeschx]

this slime is nothing to rimuru tempest :D

[@PurpleOV]

Under 1 hour gang

[@VERESF1]

BANGER

[@Dray4133]

I find it under an hour

[@Mrbeans-0-0]

Why second best? Lol😂

[@apollowilliams1158]

2nd tentacle video
Nah 1rst
Those anime wifus can wait

[@zacmarken65]

i feel like he's used the 2nd best tentacle video line before, its probably going to be 1st best tentacle video i've seen today though, i quickly lost interest in that marine short.

[@AbsoluteFire]

People who think he should play Stardew Valley 1.6 (Spread the word)
👇

[@marcosdheleno]

this feels like a game that is very fun... on the first run. but incredibly boring in every run after.

[@FarisO7]

Second best….hahahahahhah little do you know

[@Asvalding]

go goated

[@KTJCCntng]

Bro can you do more "cat goes fishing" videos

[@florailunga]

It looks more like a

[@navaneetkrishnanbiju5405]

11 minutes ago is crazy

[@webbed-wyvern]

deforestation

[@LevyBahm-yy5bp]

Play legend of slime

[@ZacharyZaxor]

GGYGG

[@meepmaster6544]

Day 5 of asking DF to play rust

[@LuisSanchez-e3i]

Can u make a video of roblox game name is untitled boxing game pls🙏 😢

[@Beanjamiin]

only a million

[@glitchpyt]

Wow i got here quite fast

[@cheemsmoi6195]

i was too quick

[@trupangyagba8118]

im the 1,000th guy to like :)