This slime can end 1,000,000 lives

Don't mess with this slime.
We're on a mission to protect nature and we're gonna stop anybody that gets in our way.
Merch - df.store/
Game: From Ashes, Bloom - store.steampowered.com/app/23...
Music provided by:
(Epidemic Sound) www.epidemicsound.com/

[@Slayer_OfLight]

General rule for roguelikes: If your game is about to crash, or it crashes, it's because you're playing it right.

[@evanrooney8447]

exactly

[@ferreiramartins2140]

That has been his strategy for years

[@dfl597]

Exactly right. If you're not about to absolutely destroy the console or PC you're playing on, you aren't playing with the intended purpose.

[@DanteHizurotheLucario]

If your game isn't begging for mercy, you're not playing it right

[@dontmindme2937]

No?

[@ipway9511]

DF is slowly fixing our attention spans

[@joelschelp5662]

Amen to that 😂

[@TyvernIsCool]

Yes I fully agree

[@I_like_cheese]

Agreed

[@Tiffany_Waiting]

Second best tentacle video today🧐🧐 what do you think we are watching.

[@The_Hanged-Man]

Inwas about to point the same thing...

[@noodle_Cx]

not wrong

[@comradecat7235]

Yeah, SpongeBob is always going to be first best tentacle video

[@Matias-et9fs]

I mean, he's right

[@ninjaoforthanc8177]

a very specific sub-genre of mahou shoujo anime😉😉

[@Seraphim-11]

The Lorax has been looking a bit different lately…

[@StillAndAlwaysSleepy]

Yeah, i think he's had enough

[@edelta88]

The game is not over when my enemies die. The game is over when the game dies.

[@CarJul666]

A slime planting and protecting trees, wasn't something I'd ever expected to see. And it's entertaining to watxh. Well done DF.

[@CAPTAIN-REX]

no this is the first best tentacle video cuz I just woke up

[@funky555]

yet

[@knpark2025]

This Lorax slapps for the trees.

[@jypyannukke]

second best tentacles video...

[@unreal9665]

*best

[@jifrifts8663]

He ain't wrong

[@Capybarret]

…

[@hellogood7239]

“Anywhere you see a hole we can put a tree inside” 😅😂😅

[@SadisticFrog]

Y'all talking about his other video right? Right????

[@CasuallyShadow]

Dunno if DF reads comments anymore (I dont blame him 90% of it is slop) but if he sees this, he should try Rimworld or project zomboid, they're games he'd probably say "Are for smart people", but they're amazing to watch people who aren't that play it, it's chaos and amazing

[@darkohorror]

i loved the part when DF’s tentacle slimed all over the place

[@worst__]

im sad the classic intro songs gone

[@MrBanjo.....w]

2:55 was hilarious

[@reniererasmus1604]

Thank you for all the amazing content, your humor, voice, and videos have made many of my days good days.

[@johnburgess352]

DF absolutely unhinged with the first statement

[@Can_you_smell_what_im_cooking]

I love the waking animation in this game

[@OMEGAXD303]

From ashes bloom is such a cool name for a game

[@jordancambridge4106]

I like how DF does all the work and carries the team like he carries your mother to bed yet he still gives us credit to helping because we sat back and watched him do everything to win the games.

[@bennyk384]

"Welcome to the second best tentacle video you're going to see today"
And what would be that best tentacle video we're going to see, Mr. Funny?

[@davidwoolley2985]

I luv watching a Slough shitting out trees. My kind of game

[@WillKnott1real]

we need moree!!

[@TyvernIsCool]

Literally the only reason my attention span is existent, Thanks DF

[@vkc553]

Starting off strong this video lmao

[@jayrigonan3153]

Best intro of the decade

[@elhaselkim11]

Nothing like DF to end my day right.

[@treeguy2105]

I don’t know why but his voice is exactly how I imagine the monster sounds like

[@gManGabe]

Yet another game beat into crashing. Good job, DF!

[@ethribin4188]

This is a cool new base defence game theme :D
Im glad those types of games still inovate.
Unlike the vampire slayer clomse these days...

[@Mystical_0]

best testacies vid ever

[@celestialaura7]

Damn I haven’t heard that outro song in a minute, thanks for the nostalgia

[@zerofudgesgiven]

What you mean second best? This is the only tentacle video I’ve seen all day.

[@robertremington661]

PLEASE MORE!!!!! Set weird stupid rules/challenges for yourself. It'll be so fun~

[@user-qv1mk1jq2q]

Idk why but the title when said on a lower tone sounds sick

[@ZeroANetnieS]

Ending music was a bop

[@crimsondragon2677]

The Learn to Fly music.

[@AContentCreatr]

Second best tentacle video today🧐🧐 what do you think we are watching

[@evanrooney8447]

i want to see more of this game

[@Dumbrarere]

Title: This slime can end 1,000,000 lives
Me: *Hears Captain Mattias Torres ranting about saving ten million lives by sacrificing one million.*

[@larryvilla6869]

I miss the og SF vid format with the hoppy song and hello everyone

[@takaotsu3592]

Ah yes. As a Japanese I can relate to slime and tentacles. 😂

[@demonwolf6485]

good game , pretty sure the only reason it crahses is because of too many projectiles , so either only put defensive trees , or only 2 rows of shooters

[@CasuallyShadow]

"As opposed to a defense bomb"
That's what America calls their massive spending on their "Defense budget"

[@starmaker9804]

_Lorax lore seems quite different nowadays…_

[@rottin_3669]

Subscribed for the stardew. Stayed for the tentacle jokes.

[@jenniferfelice6470]

big enjoy and gave a like TEAM SCARECROW woooo :DD

[@jaseyoung6704]

"Then we're filling more holes"

[@arthurconceicaodefranca9576]

DF is making the 9 rings of treehell

[@dylang1348]

You should play egg inc!

[@cptncorrey3273]

Your videos are wholesome keep it up man

[@marissapayne2609]

I see each of the videos and it never disappoints

[@JhayjhayBalisi-rw2ks]

Hello there

[@marissapayne2609]

Hi

[@TomasaurusrexQQ]

This is a criminally under rated comment.

[@rhysrooprice6035]

Yyyyyyeeeeeeeessssssss more please

[@chardz4257]

Need more

[@ZukoTheDoodle]

Day 2 of asking DF to play Soulstone Survivors

[@thefandomchild777]

More like tenta- _culling_ , amiright?

[@Demonlivinginthesun]

Johnny Appleseed POV:

[@TheSmartKid2012]

18 minutes ago that’s crazy 🧍‍♂️

[@user-qv1mk1jq2q]

This slime can kill 1000000 live in one fell swooop

[@SuperMoveTimmy]

Woah i just got to the first second of the video and holy heck

[@yosukiii3820]

i love tentacles, even ones in anime 😅

[@ThanPuracan-ln3hh]

My childhood

[@pharahamari5105]

What’s the first best tentacle video?

[@diamondplayz2145]

Hi DF. This looks like a cool game.

[@xMeschx]

this slime is nothing to rimuru tempest :D

[@Maplehawk]

Will you be doing a 1.6 stardew valley update? I love watching your stardew saga

[@user-ro2yk2sp6v]

Under 1 hour gang

[@RodrigoMiguel-mb6lj]

Name of game pls

[@ethanuriarau2820]

From ashes bloom

[@rileyfairfull2548]

What do you mean by 2nd best 😳

[@VERESF1]

BANGER

[@coolguy-hw1ef]

What’s the name of game

[@BZ-km4gu]

You should play the game birds aren't real

[@moondropflower9957]

Will you be doing a stardew valley 1.6 update?!

[@FarisO7]

Second best….hahahahahhah little do you know

[@user-fg1ci4wx3o]

What’s this game called?

[@Mr_iWood]

caught him in seconds

[@ARUA.YT.]

Being this early feels illegal on such an amazing UA-camrs channel

[@meepmaster6544]

Day 5 of asking DF to play rust

[@florailunga]

It looks more like a

[@shirleychan4238]

What’s the name of the game

[@snarkyespresso]

Woah, I'm early to a DF video, only three minutes ago? That's crazy and I'm amazed I caught it this early

[@Dray4133]

I find it under an hour

[@Drpeanutbutter1]

Why second best? Lol😂

[@robloxplayer3840]

go goated

[@Camothor10]

Are you going to make a video on Stardew Valley 1.6?

[@vanuel327]

0:00 whats the first?😰

[@tategreenbeast]

I bet you this man is like 6’5

[@Beanjamiin]

only a million

[@aaronsonger5582]

Yayyyyyyyyyyy

[@webbed-wyvern]

deforestation

[@apollowilliams1158]

2nd tentacle video
Nah 1rst
Those anime wifus can wait

[@user-cr6po5mc5k]

My 14 year old dog almost just died I am so sad/ happy.

[@dogedog2447]

What happed??

[@user-cr6po5mc5k]

She had vestibular disease (like a stroke, they throw up, can't stand because they lose their balance, and their eyes flicker back and forth)basically vertigo bad worse and for dogs.

[@LevyBahm-yy5bp]

Play legend of slime

[@kirstencantong2570]

Bro can you do more "cat goes fishing" videos

[@zacmarken65]

i feel like he's used the 2nd best tentacle video line before, its probably going to be 1st best tentacle video i've seen today though, i quickly lost interest in that marine short.

[@bjbhh1523]

huh

[@marcosdheleno]

this feels like a game that is very fun... on the first run. but incredibly boring in every run after.

[@ThatAnnoyingGremlin]

slime 😮

[@cheemsmoi6195]

i was too quick

[@user-yv7ph3xu6l]

Can u make a video of roblox game name is untitled boxing game pls🙏 😢

[@navaneetkrishnanbiju5405]

11 minutes ago is crazy

[@AbsoluteFire]

People who think he should play Stardew Valley 1.6 (Spread the word)
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