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  • @thinlet1
    @thinlet1 9 років тому +3253

    look at her, she don't need anybody else's approval.

    • @3kingzs1
      @3kingzs1 9 років тому +15

      agreed

    • @HeroicPenguin
      @HeroicPenguin 8 років тому +10

      +Tenzin Thinley doesn't*

    • @Be1smaht
      @Be1smaht 6 років тому +1

      True

    • @1love847
      @1love847 6 років тому +4

      Every comic is dying for approval! And Highest rate of depression in this field after pschologist!

    • @blackunicorns6794
      @blackunicorns6794 6 років тому +7

      +Modern Savage25 dude chill...

  • @livx8886
    @livx8886 9 років тому +4164

    "couldnt hear you over the minimum wage" DYING

    • @nickyskopeadventures
      @nickyskopeadventures 7 років тому +16

      actually that was very insulting!
      like people struggling and supporting themselves and their families having one or more jobs and getting minimum wage is something to laugh at. Because it's always a choice,right?
      NO! Shame to people who think they can use poverty as some kind of leverage to make fun of someone! Not cool!

    • @caru3257
      @caru3257 7 років тому +34

      nicky skope. Don't argue with a comic (stranger) they have can talk in public something most people are scared to do.

    • @jacijune
      @jacijune 6 років тому +179

      nskope oh stop with the butt hurt. If you have the gall to insult somebody while trying to hit on them you should be man/woman enough to take whatever insult they throw back.

    • @mikea3098
      @mikea3098 6 років тому +146

      Oh please I make minimum wage. This wasn't insulting. It was used after the fact of him stating she needed to lose weight to be good enough for him so she fired back with the ammo available in the situation, it was hilarious

    • @missshannonsunshine
      @missshannonsunshine 6 років тому +5

      livx wooooo that got me

  • @neghiethervil5606
    @neghiethervil5606 8 років тому +2738

    Her, "I couldn't hear you over the minimum wage" line is a keeper!

  • @seeker995
    @seeker995 5 років тому +1221

    “Don’t mess with me I’m FROM THE CONGO!!”
    I felt that within the very depths of my Congolese soul

    • @CiaoDella
      @CiaoDella 4 роки тому +5

      Me too hahahaha

    • @Kirungi_Birungi
      @Kirungi_Birungi 4 роки тому +9

      Same sis. Idk which Congo but we all the same. Lolll

    • @TheCD45
      @TheCD45 4 роки тому +22

      I have a Congolese best friend and I felt the line so hard I coughed off my coffee.

    • @marlenesonjab.7052
      @marlenesonjab.7052 4 роки тому +1

      hahaahahahha me too

    • @ambre4144
      @ambre4144 2 роки тому +1

      Omg SAME. Im kind but please dont mess with me lmao ( im from both Congos)

  • @ascent8487
    @ascent8487 7 років тому +1386

    This woman has fantastic comedic timing and she's hilarious. She needs to be a star yesterday. Dulce, if you should ever come across this comment, I'm in your corner girl. I'm rooting for you.

  • @malalaliyah
    @malalaliyah 4 роки тому +1716

    WHERE IS THIS QUEEN'S NETFLIX SPECIAL. *_WHERE IS IT?!_*

    • @TheeKittyPie
      @TheeKittyPie 4 роки тому +44

      I literally wen to Netflix and typed her name and was confused when nothing showed up. I just expected her to already have one bc she’s that good

    • @BendawgLJ
      @BendawgLJ 4 роки тому +12

      She does have a Comedy Central special.

    • @NkosiCebile
      @NkosiCebile 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao I hate that I was 666 like..but somebody got to do it😭😂

    • @jessicasamuel613
      @jessicasamuel613 4 роки тому +2

      Long overdueeeeeee

    • @Duxaluxa
      @Duxaluxa 4 роки тому

      AGREED

  • @laurynh.603
    @laurynh.603 8 років тому +751

    The delivery of her side comments are hilarious 😂

    • @Walperion_Music
      @Walperion_Music 7 років тому +7

      Yeah like that 'That's my hobby" one )

  • @RileyWuzzHere
    @RileyWuzzHere 5 років тому +725

    “Catching hypertension as I do” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ahumanlewis
      @ahumanlewis 4 роки тому +31

      "it's a hobby."

    • @MadisonFalcoFoods
      @MadisonFalcoFoods 4 роки тому +4

      Honestly same

    • @alexandria480
      @alexandria480 4 роки тому +1

      Same :-/

    • @chaselim3963
      @chaselim3963 2 роки тому +1

      When she said that, I felt that - that blood pumping when I have a pretty rich big meal all the time now I think of Dulce saying that =)

  • @ashleighnycole
    @ashleighnycole 9 років тому +1543

    i don't speak poverty 😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻

    • @lizziebowen25
      @lizziebowen25 5 років тому +2

      😹😹

    • @anarcho-communist11
      @anarcho-communist11 4 роки тому +1

      I didn't like the joke about minimum wage either. There's too much classism in America already, and people looking down at minimum wage earners.
      It's funny how a comedian can be excused for offensive stuff because "they're just jokes" but then get lots of remarks like "That's funny because it's so true".
      Was she just kidding about the larger point that people touching her hair is offensive? No, and she wasn't kidding that minimum wage earners have something to be embarrassed about. That being said, Dulce rocks and no person says the right thing all the time. The rest of her show is phenomenal. I like writing but I'll stop before I go way overboard on a years old comment.

    • @javierlopeztapia5588
      @javierlopeztapia5588 4 роки тому +7

      @@anarcho-communist11 but body shaming is ok???

    • @berlinagtlou8617
      @berlinagtlou8617 3 роки тому +4

      @@anarcho-communist11 The person literally body shamed her, what was she supposed to do?

    • @jenisejackson5408
      @jenisejackson5408 2 роки тому

      @@javierlopeztapia5588. The people commenting about minimum wage joke probably body sham people so they don't see anything wrong with it, or it hits close to home because they are minimum wage workers themselves. Lastly, if they are hurt over the minimum wage joke they are not use to comedians. There have been many comedians that make and made fun of minimum wage/poor people.

  • @kenni_li
    @kenni_li 7 років тому +366

    "I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over the minimum wage" ROFL I'M DECEASED 😂😂

  • @Seftehandle
    @Seftehandle 9 років тому +793

    'Girl don't mess with me I'm from Congo' #ChildSoldierReference Laughed at everything #SoFunny

    • @grizzlek13
      @grizzlek13 5 років тому +23

      run Keisha!

    • @ChloeRaeofSunshine
      @ChloeRaeofSunshine 5 років тому +1

      I'm crine

    • @ragantate3995
      @ragantate3995 5 років тому +1

      I Love that. Glad to have been lucky enough to know some Congo type kids. The ones I know are from Sudan, Ghana and cape town. Folks need to get the link instead of furthering separation amongst your own.

    • @prettyinpinky5937
      @prettyinpinky5937 5 років тому +3

      Ragan Tate 🤣🤣🤣🤣Child Soldiers in Cape Town? What war am I missing being born and bred in South Africa? Still living here

  • @JustHereForCats
    @JustHereForCats 5 років тому +163

    "Ooo it's like a golden retriever" is my next response to a caucasian in my hair

    • @yahdig.solid_leonhard3814
      @yahdig.solid_leonhard3814 5 років тому +3

      Them b*es even got da nerve to try touch ya beard like that sh!d koo! !!

    • @christinaify
      @christinaify 4 роки тому +6

      I'm a white chick with crazy curly hair. (Mediterranean combined with whoever my ancestors fucked.) I grew up in the 90's, which had no time for curls, and was told by my grade school friends they could "fix it". Funniest night of my damn life watching them trying to do so. Curly hair is a lifestyle choice lol

    • @onlyelise
      @onlyelise 3 роки тому +5

      A Caucasian In My Hair would make a great band name. Or porn movie name.

    • @sally8708
      @sally8708 3 роки тому +2

      I’m caucasian, and the thirst for touching Black hair is reallllllllllllll. But!! I don’t touch anyone without asking. That’s weird and creepy. It can be a legitimate health hazard for someone to touch me without asking; I definitely do not react well 😤

    • @byanymeansnecessary9329
      @byanymeansnecessary9329 2 роки тому +3

      Yall so soft, someone touch me without permission and they soul is getting perforated BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.

  • @eloygarciamunoz7643
    @eloygarciamunoz7643 8 років тому +156

    she is funny and also she has some magnetism than make you pay attention at everything she's saying

  • @zhv3062
    @zhv3062 9 років тому +471

    "Sharpened Banana" LMAO

    • @22xplod
      @22xplod 8 років тому +2

      I know im late but that was funny AF

    • @leilanidababe8146
      @leilanidababe8146 6 років тому +1

      I cried

    • @CarmyFern
      @CarmyFern 6 років тому

      Yaaassssss! This had me 💀💀💀

    • @Armz69
      @Armz69 4 роки тому

      Is that a reference to that tamil action movie that's super extra? 😂😂😂

  • @TheGr8fulBrat
    @TheGr8fulBrat 5 років тому +829

    We have a hilarious queen like Dulcé and y'all really let Amy Schumer be famous 😒

    • @suzical_the_musical
      @suzical_the_musical 4 роки тому +11

      It's cause who her dad is

    • @carlybun231
      @carlybun231 4 роки тому +28

      I don't disagree with you but complimenting someone by dragging down someone else ain't it

    • @TheGr8fulBrat
      @TheGr8fulBrat 4 роки тому +35

      @@carlybun231 Realistically Amy Schumer is an abysmal comedienne and makes it difficult for women who want to break barriers and be taken seriously in comedy. I'm not dragging her down by stating my opinion and it certainly wont affect Amy's career.

    • @gristlevonraben
      @gristlevonraben 3 роки тому +5

      I'm white and i approve this message. 😄

    • @TheGr8fulBrat
      @TheGr8fulBrat 3 роки тому +8

      @@gristlevonraben it's really not about race it's about talent, thats the sad part.

  • @mindoverbread1213
    @mindoverbread1213 9 років тому +678

    Ok, I need more of this AWESOME woman. She is so funny. Connan WE WANT MORE.

    • @chukwudiilozue9171
      @chukwudiilozue9171 7 років тому +12

      She's the newest correspondent on Trevor Noah's Daily Show, you can watch her all you want.

  • @duncangilbert622
    @duncangilbert622 8 років тому +637

    damn shes gorgeous and funny

    • @massador1157
      @massador1157 8 років тому +9

      If your picture is you then your gorgeous.

    • @duncangilbert622
      @duncangilbert622 8 років тому +1

      +Massador thanks

    • @nrsimmons178
      @nrsimmons178 8 років тому +10

      Ikr?! Aspiring to get my curly 'fro just as big as hers!

    • @alia2583
      @alia2583 5 років тому +13

      @Modern Savage25 unnecessary

    • @msmaddmaxx5625
      @msmaddmaxx5625 5 років тому +1

      Yes Ducan G indeedy heavenly creator did that bless you in everything you do ms. Dulcé 🙆👌 Mr Conan God blessed you and in everything you do.......of course you too Duncan Gilbert😇😁💞👼👍👍👍

  • @vKarl71
    @vKarl71 7 років тому +52

    Her timing is amazing - and she actually has something to say, which makes it all even funnier.

  • @jhgvfvgthyu
    @jhgvfvgthyu 9 років тому +114

    "She will kill you with a blow dart and a sharpened banana; run, Keisha!!" Hahahaha i lost it xD

  • @rosered6143
    @rosered6143 5 років тому +123

    I could use a Netflix special with this hilarious lady!

  • @califflourish6985
    @califflourish6985 5 років тому +69

    She be dropping knowledge gradually while we all there laughing 😏😏😏.

  • @Victorio667553
    @Victorio667553 6 років тому +32

    2:15 - "was at the grocery store the other day buyin' food 'cos I'm a human"
    made me gigigigiggle xD

  • @MeAuntieNora
    @MeAuntieNora 9 років тому +294

    Laughed a few times. For a 5 minute set, that's really good.

  • @DarkestofTimes
    @DarkestofTimes 8 років тому +49

    Not even gonna lie, funniest female comic I've ever seen, had me rolling. Bitch! Don't mess with me I'm from the congo! She will kill you with a blowdart and a sharpened banana, run Keisha! lol

  • @pedrolopez6833
    @pedrolopez6833 9 років тому +958

    Only 5 minutes and enjoyed this more than Amy Schumer's hbo special.

    • @pedrolopez6833
      @pedrolopez6833 9 років тому +10

      +Raym Blackshire I mean, Amy's HBO special isn't terrible but I didn't get the good laughs I expect from a stand up special.

    • @Relytia
      @Relytia 9 років тому

      Good for you

    • @m0L3ify
      @m0L3ify 7 років тому +19

      Because Dulce isn't a fraud and a fake.

    • @NovaLaMason
      @NovaLaMason 6 років тому +18

      Anyone is better than Amy Schumer.

    • @geemcgraff8281
      @geemcgraff8281 6 років тому +1

      Pedro Lopez yes

  • @genevievewalsh2007
    @genevievewalsh2007 2 роки тому +14

    "Like a golden retriever"🤣 literally me when I died my hair

  • @respecthewoman
    @respecthewoman 5 років тому +66

    You have all these great comedians and personalities and yet the major networks keep recycling the same old people who you get tired of seeing ... smh.

  • @freerundown8345
    @freerundown8345 3 роки тому +18

    Fun Fact: After Trevor Noah saw this stand up performance he wanted her as a corespondent on the daily show

  • @erinn2101
    @erinn2101 6 років тому +13

    Really clever set. A lot of unique material. I hope we'll see more of her in the future!

  • @JuanPabloSelvaje
    @JuanPabloSelvaje 9 років тому +87

    Terrific material: good delivery and memorable imagery. She'll have a writing job in no time.

  • @SANDUSK471
    @SANDUSK471 6 років тому +24

    That child soldier reference tho, I love me some educated girl

  • @1997SAKURAFLY
    @1997SAKURAFLY 9 років тому +46

    She was so sassy, I loved it. Really funny !

  • @Walperion_Music
    @Walperion_Music 9 років тому +89

    Gosh, she's the best comic I remember on Conan for months! :)
    'A sharpened banana' - gosh love it so much! )

  • @boilingpoolnoodle3927
    @boilingpoolnoodle3927 4 роки тому +26

    please for the love of god give her a netflix special

  • @wima13
    @wima13 9 років тому +42

    She was hilarious! I'm googling her stand up immediately

    • @chukwudiilozue9171
      @chukwudiilozue9171 7 років тому

      If your still looking, she's a Daily Show correspondent now.

  • @abbieamavi
    @abbieamavi 4 роки тому +9

    *I love her comedic timing and her side comments are all so perfectly timed!!* 😂😂😂

  • @lillolacht309
    @lillolacht309 5 років тому +43

    As a European, „USA, THE first world country“ was the line that really cracked me up 😄😄😄

  • @margaritam.9118
    @margaritam.9118 8 років тому +161

    I can't be the only person who thinks that blonde chicks look like golden retrievers.

  • @jawwadmalikrehman1265
    @jawwadmalikrehman1265 9 років тому +67

    I COULDNT HEAR U OVER THE MINIMUM WAGE!

  • @Pikstool926
    @Pikstool926 9 років тому +66

    i love when there's a really good female comedian

  • @melissabugg5579
    @melissabugg5579 3 роки тому +5

    SOMEONE GIVE THIS QUEEN A COMEDY SPECIAL!!!!!

  • @carloandrade9980
    @carloandrade9980 4 роки тому +3

    "this bra is a hundred dollars" ... ahahaha... epic.. that's my girl. i so love her. 😂😍😘
    5 mins of dulce's skit is more precious to me than watching a whole series.

  • @jarry1595
    @jarry1595 8 років тому +142

    She needed more time

  • @chars8772
    @chars8772 4 роки тому +5

    Dear God, this woman is HILARIOUS!!! She needs her own show!!!

  • @faboze
    @faboze 9 років тому +71

    Very good bring her back soon!

  • @michellekatsan3429
    @michellekatsan3429 9 років тому +4

    Congrats! Been a long time since high school! You're looking good girl! You had me cracking up!

  • @Tracydot3
    @Tracydot3 9 років тому +161

    I loved her! And I want to know where she got that bra.

    • @dulcesloan05
      @dulcesloan05 8 років тому +99

      Lane Bryant

    • @julep71
      @julep71 8 років тому +8

      You are FANTASTIC! More please!!!

    • @Dollys_housekeeping
      @Dollys_housekeeping 6 років тому +3

      @@dulcesloan05 Oh my gosh I love you. Beautiful and funny 😍❣️

    • @herhighness1111
      @herhighness1111 5 років тому +2

      @@dulcesloan05 hi Dulce, you're a star

  • @thormaster06
    @thormaster06 9 років тому +30

    Imma google her!! This was hilarious!!

  • @lamiilemiya
    @lamiilemiya 3 роки тому +1

    The ease at which she says her jokes just speaks volumes of how gracious she is

  • @stutter4064
    @stutter4064 9 років тому +6

    One of the best comedians Conan has had on.

  • @KHobbies_cina
    @KHobbies_cina 5 років тому +5

    That blonde hair golden retriever joke is HILARIOUS!!

  • @BigJokaATL
    @BigJokaATL 9 років тому +8

    Look at my home girl from the ATL!! Do ya thang baby!! Im proud of you!!

  • @caribbeanqt16
    @caribbeanqt16 6 років тому +12

    I'm sorry I couldn't hear u over the minimum wage😂😂😂 I love Dulce Sloan 🤗😘

  • @Aurora-ok6sp
    @Aurora-ok6sp 6 років тому +5

    She's literally my new favourite comedian

  • @jmjung9
    @jmjung9 3 роки тому +3

    "I was at the grocery store the other day buying food, cause I'm a human" lmao

  • @Louilou86
    @Louilou86 5 років тому +3

    “That’s why you can’t do it”. Love her delivery

  • @Steve27775
    @Steve27775 9 років тому +38

    Some good jokes in there. Which is always a nice surprise from a stand-up.

  • @miggysmalls
    @miggysmalls 9 років тому +16

    LMAO @ "sharpened banana"

  • @SLAP1FACE
    @SLAP1FACE 9 років тому +10

    Conan gets the best. She was awesome.

  • @goofeybutreal4398
    @goofeybutreal4398 6 років тому +6

    “I don’t speak poverty!” 🤣

  • @ChrisKsan
    @ChrisKsan 4 роки тому +2

    I am from the Congo. That part "she will kill you with a blowdart and a sharpened banana" was funny as hell :))

  • @CastellonZamora
    @CastellonZamora 9 років тому +17

    I really enjoyed this!! love it. smart.

  • @onetuliptree
    @onetuliptree 8 років тому +10

    Dulcie Sloan is funny! and earned a respectful hug from Conan

    • @avi7278
      @avi7278 4 роки тому +2

      This is like the most innocent, cute but obvious description of the video. In this video, Dulcé Sloan gets funny, and earns a respectful hug from Conan.

  • @faiza7533
    @faiza7533 9 років тому +17

    Yasss girl you slayiing!

  • @larrywoolen7978
    @larrywoolen7978 5 років тому +3

    Dulce is beautiful W,/fierce timing and deep story telling that uplifts all. This awesome comedian needs to have a Vegas Residency,

  • @sofiamendez6161
    @sofiamendez6161 8 років тому +25

    I watched this wayy too many times

  • @dodgymermaid9748
    @dodgymermaid9748 4 роки тому +5

    it is like a golden retriever though. She hit that right on the head.

  • @yerko91
    @yerko91 9 років тому +6

    This is pretty funny ^^ She has a good flow in the act!

  • @lhj276
    @lhj276 8 років тому

    Brilliant! Maybe the best I've seen on Conan. She's going places.

  • @michiamosophie
    @michiamosophie 4 роки тому +3

    She’s great! Can’t wait for a special!

  • @kiwi9921
    @kiwi9921 6 років тому +1

    Funny & slick. Good comic relief. Point well delivered 👍😁👌

  • @infernalrakket1
    @infernalrakket1 6 років тому +2

    Dulcé is hilarious! Book her more!

  • @nunyabusiness3516
    @nunyabusiness3516 3 роки тому +1

    Just discovered her, now I am binge watching. I love her!

  • @lurblur11
    @lurblur11 6 років тому +2

    Now this woman needs a Netflix special!!!!

  • @briannahammonds1807
    @briannahammonds1807 6 років тому +2

    Her and Melissa Macarthy need to do a comedy movie 😂😂😂

  • @AnaLongoriaXX
    @AnaLongoriaXX 8 років тому +1

    She's so sassy and beautiful. I love her!

  • @thehoneyeffect
    @thehoneyeffect 6 років тому +9

    I’m so sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the minimum wage 💀

  • @eleanor7
    @eleanor7 3 роки тому +1

    This woman is amazing, she has talent, timing, and powerful stage presence.

  • @emersonday5927
    @emersonday5927 6 років тому +2

    I choked on my buritto when she said "run, Keisha!"

  • @kissy0k8
    @kissy0k8 8 років тому +46

    She looks beautiful!!

  • @malikjabir2469
    @malikjabir2469 5 років тому +3

    The lambo line damn 😂

  • @KeiraA333
    @KeiraA333 4 роки тому

    "A sharpened banana" is now and forever -- my weapon of choice~
    🤣😂🤣

  • @grahamturner1290
    @grahamturner1290 4 роки тому +1

    She should be the star of her very own A list movie. Brilliant.

  • @crimsonwarrior161
    @crimsonwarrior161 3 роки тому

    That child-soldier line crushes.

  • @CasualGamer11
    @CasualGamer11 5 років тому +2

    god her delivery is amazing

  • @hopepaschall35
    @hopepaschall35 4 роки тому

    Those lines though 😂😂 I’m dying

  • @Ookamikage13
    @Ookamikage13 Рік тому

    Please please please someone give this hilarious woman a comedy special! 💕

  • @rowenarrow
    @rowenarrow 7 років тому

    Delivery is on point and jokes were funny. Daily Show keeps them coming

  • @jackerace
    @jackerace 9 років тому +17

    I liked her. need more

  • @badhabit714
    @badhabit714 4 роки тому

    😂😂'Was at the grocery store buying food cuz Im a human'🤣🤣

  • @vileguile4
    @vileguile4 9 років тому +4

    Really funny, want to see more! :)

  • @itsdangeroustosayyourrealn5737
    @itsdangeroustosayyourrealn5737 9 років тому +2

    This was fantastic!

  • @mlw237
    @mlw237 Рік тому

    "...and a sharpened banana..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joemagnus5085
    @joemagnus5085 3 роки тому +1

    I love her from the Daily show, very good stand up as well & gorgeous damn

  • @ALLMUTANTER
    @ALLMUTANTER 9 років тому

    The best stand-up I've seen here in a while

  • @YetAnotherPianoWhore
    @YetAnotherPianoWhore 6 років тому

    It makes me so happy to see networks that don't promote the same five women in comedy over and over! Finally the brilliant fresh new blood comedy needs is getting some promotion! Love Dulcé!
    Also admittedly I am from the UK and don't have as much access to US TV, but judging by what I see that is posted by shows online and in Hollywood movies, there is a serious diversity issue, especially in women's comedy. I have just discovered this Conan segment but I will be looking for more and am already so glad it introduced me to the comedians it has.

  • @LittleGreyBag
    @LittleGreyBag 9 років тому +5

    OMG SHE IS AWESOME!!!! YOU GO GIRL!!!!

  • @darmillionaire
    @darmillionaire 7 років тому +1

    Very funny lady. Very good delivery.

  • @invincibleim7988
    @invincibleim7988 4 роки тому +3

    She is so beautiful

  • @javierfernandez2958
    @javierfernandez2958 9 років тому +4

    the Congo was my country report in fifth grade. :) good times.